Edd
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Cleo (dysfunctional)

Ed, nothing wrong was with the ORIGINAL one...and if it ain't broken...
;-))
Serge

There are some who would demand we get out of Afghanistan; but they're sort of like a piss-ant crawling up an elephant's leg with rape on his mind...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Mon, 08 Apr - 06:53:02 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72685


those people are commonly called "afghans";)
grimm (Blow Me)

Ulfie - Wig - Sharky - It was good to finally meet you guys and put a face with the names! Glad everyone at the boil had a good time - we had perfect weather all weekend! Now I'm off to tweak the style sheet and see if I can't make Timon vomit again... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Cleo asks what is a damb?

Do you mean the thing that holds water back, a dam.

Cleo (dysfunctional)

Torone,
it reminds me more of a fleas who holler at the bottom of the dam to destroy it because fish might be hurting...forgetting that dam is the only thing which keeps them from those fishes who eat them for breakfast
Serge

Or a flea floating down the river with a hard-on hollering, "Open the drawbridge!".:}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
you and the rest of conservatives, while heart bleeders would rather see us all sing Kumbaya...
Serge

Serge,
"are israelis doing anything different?"

I don't think so. I most certainly don't blame them for what they are doing. This conflict can only truly end when one side can no longer fight. Given the choice, I want Israel to win.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Wig -

wow. I forgot to mention you. Great seeing you again man!

and Ulfie, I don't think i met Ulfie.. or maybe I did and didnt realize it:-(




sharky I Survived the Crawfish Boil!

Torone,
are israelis doing anything different?
Serge

Hey Serge, can I go to the party next year?
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Erik,
ask MikeAI, he makes the event for close friends and family...where do you see yourself a year from now?
;-))
are you "hard core Opranaught" material or you more of a fence sitter?
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
We went to protect our nat'l interests-to get ben Laden. Of course, most of the Afghanis WOULD have invited us; but no one asked them.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Voodoo
Is the correct? Are you the official Board's fudge packer?
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Dunno, but youll damn sure
know it next time I see you.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Hey Serge, can I go to the party next year?


The Producer Shell Fish is supposed to make you Horney

As I was saying before the storm outside took my connection down...

There are some who would demand we get out of Afghanistan; but they're sort of like a piss-ant crawling up an elephant's leg with rape on his mind...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Tim0n <----- You going upmarket now TImon?
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Yeah I think it sounds more suave like that ;-)

Tim0n

Cleo, meni is the official HETERO board stud ;-))
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Voodoo
Is the correct? Are you the official Board's fudge packer?

Cleo (dysfunctional)

Morning Folks.

A Big Thanks to Mike, Billy, Ed and the rest of the HiRise crew. Jill and I had a blast and were sorry we had to leave when we did. The crawfish were great and Mike your spread is awesome.

It was good seeing Serge, Grimm and Sharky again and meeting Ulfie. Ulfie, it was great chatting with you! ;-)

And, Stan. It was good meeting you, too! The point man now marches on. I will be following up with you soon. ;-))

Wig Everything you need to know about Checks!

Tim0n <----- You going upmarket now TImon?

Optional

Cleo, meni is the official HETERO board stud ;-))

Tim0n

I thought that Meni was the official board stud.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are My Friends Electric?)

Voodoo,
I LOVE making you jelous, stud!
;-)))
Serge

thanks, Sharky! but I HAD TO taste it all
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Dayum, Way to much info Serge.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

There was certainly not a lack of food! Everything was great and MikeAI's "casa Hirise y Oprano" wasn't too shabby either.

MikeAI, don't forget to hook me up with the guy you got your Aeron (sp?) chair from.
sharky I Survived the Crawfish Boil!

Serge & Emi were very good company in N.O.

:-)
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sure, and we gained 4-5 pounds each!
thanks, Sharky! but I HAD TO taste it all
;-))
Serge

voodooman
They would just have a lot less use for men then they do now.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are My Friends Electric?)

lol voodooman.

Serge & Emi were very good company in N.O.

:-)
sharky I Survived the Crawfish Boil!

why don't you head USA delegation?
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hahaha,
I can see it now.
Afgani women turned Butch!
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Serge
Lets ask the woman of Afganistan which they prefer.

Cleo
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why don't you head USA delegation?
Serge

Serge
Lets ask the woman of Afganistan which they prefer.

Cleo (dysfunctional)

It would seem that a majority of Afganistan wants us there
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oh really???

did USA run Gallop poll before sending troops there?

Did USA go to Afganistan because they were invited by "afgani people" or we moved to protect our national interests?
Serge

Serge,
Think about it. We are posturing on the Israel/Palestinian thing. We are still (thanks to Mr. Daschle, et al) dependent upon Middle East Oil; so we try to avoid upsetting people like the Saudis unnecessarily. This way, we appear less biased toward Israel. Note that Israel has neither withdrawn nor responded angrily...that's because Sharon knows the score.:}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

How come nobody demands USA to withdraw from Afganistan?
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Kinda like asking Rome to withdraw from Gaul durimg Julius Caesar' Day.
Not very enforceable.

Colin Day 3. The locals are even brave enough to call it "Sin City".

It would seem that a majority of Afganistan wants us there, but a majority of the West Bank does not want Israel there.
Cleo_LinkUP (Are My Friends Electric?)

Torone,
I hope somebody help me answer Emi's question she asked me this morning for which I didn't have the answer.

She said:
USA demanding Israel to withdraw form West Bank.
How come nobody demands USA to withdraw from Afganistan?
We didn't have one terrorist act after we went there and neither did Israel after they moved tanks forward.

I don't know what to answer...
Serge

Vick is the lesbian. Weren't you in Vegas?
Colin Day 3. The locals are even brave enough to call it "Sin City".

Todd,
"I stand behind Israel on this one. and stand behind our soldiers and military when it comes to Iraq.."

We finally agree on something!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Sharky?
Did Serge Pay you
to say that?
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Sharky, will your dogs accept Zhora in their midst for a day?
;_))
Serge
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we can certainly find out:-)

Zhora is just as welcomed as you are in our home.

:-))


sharky I Survived the Crawfish Boil!

First things first.
I have to find a girlfriend
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why???? ask Timon:
1) hwat's his g/f e-mail
2) when he leaves for his travels next time
;-)))
Serge

I have to find a girlfriend
before I start buying her
toys to satisfy herself
when Im traveling.
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Don't make it too hard on yourself, like that you'd never
be able to leave ;-))

Tim0n

Serge, ignorance is bliss! ;-))

Tim0n

First things first.
I have to find a girlfriend
before I start buying her
toys to satisfy herself
when Im traveling.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Timon,
I never thought you to be so naive
;-)))
you have friends willing to help, don't you?
;-))
Serge

Why? What would you do with those toys?

Tim0n

Sure I can but I travel a lot so I'd raher have her use
those toys than satisfy her needs elsewhere...

Tim0n

Your Girlfriend???

hahahahaha, damn kid,
cant you satisfy her
all by yourself???
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

hahaha, nice try with your
innuendo, but no fools here.

So, why are you avoiding MY question?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Confuse justice with revenge? To be quite frank, whoever came up with that idea is purely and simply a fuckin' Utopian! Sometimes, things are just exactly what they seem to be. Usually, justice IS revenge and vice-versa.

BTW, I love it when Bush plays 'close to the vest'!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Voodoo,
are you reading invisible ink again?
;-)))
Serge

Yeah I ordered those glass toys for my girlfriend ;-)

Tim0n

Voodoo, you're paranoid, I didn't even open my mouth and
you feel accused...

That really says something about you ;-)

Tim0n

Timon,
Who are you talking about?
I for one came clean.
You didnt see my coming out
of the closet post a few days
ago???
Thats right, Im a lesbian.
Guilty.
Oh, Speaking of coming clean,
Rumor has it you made a large
purchase of glass toys from Todd.
And lets tell the truth, or at
least be creative and not say,
To use them on me, ok?

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Opti,
To paraphrase Scotty, "Nothing says diplomacy like a fully-charged phaser bank.".:)
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

heard Howard Stern today say there is a major female singer who is going to come out of the closet as a lesbian next week, sometime soon anyway.

Can't be any of these teenybopper types like Britney or Christina Aguilera.

Any ideas? Alanis Morrissette? Sheryl Crowe?

must be Alanis.
mutt

reminder to self :-)
Tim0n

Aussies forgot how to drink warm beer :)

Americans forgot how to drink hot tea :)

urb

hahaahahahahhaahah,
britts are much better with Harriers than bolt cutters
;_))

Serge

holligans? hooligans! ;-)

Timon

urb, if Australia was in Europe then Brittish holligans
would avoid it like the plague ;-))

Timon

Australian, I mean ;)
Colin Australian etymology

But notice who offered their military forces to the USA moments after the 9/11 attacks.
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brits, our true allies!
Serge

Yeah, but he's still Autralian. ;)
Colin Insite with Insight.

Serge,

I thought Zhora didnt like
kitty cats.
:-))
voodooman
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Voodoo,
he LOVES them! he can eat them without any salt, spices or suaces!
;-)))
Serge

Timon,
Mel Gibson was born in New York state.

But notice who offered their military forces to the USA moments after the 9/11 attacks. The Brits love to fight, the whole of Europe is scared to attend England soccer matches.



urb

So the United States was saved from the evil Brittish
by a brave Australian??

You learn something new every day! :-)

Timon

Serge,

I thought Zhora didnt like
kitty cats.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

urb,
;-)))))))
Serge

Colin,
Dali's museum in St. Petersburg is one of the best in the World...
we go there once every 2 years,
probbaly we'll stop by there on the way to NJ.
Sharky, will your dogs accept Zhora in their midst for a day?
;_))
Serge

I am English and I think that the reason we lost in 1776 was because of those stupid red coats. I mean, how bright a target did you Americans need?

I do think the English had a lot to answer for back then - but thank God the Americans had Mel Gibson to sort us out ;-)

urb

this is cool, man have things changed as far as cigarettes are concerned. Even so smoking rates are back up, for girls anyways.

take a look at this blast from the past.

http://208.187.162.120/video/newflint.wmv
mutt

You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette Opti!

Mutt

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This goes with the previous post.

Colin Insite

Morning everyone,

I went to the Salvador Dali Museum on Saturday in St. Pete, FL. There are so many great Dali paintings. One of the reasons that I think people connect with Dali's paintings is that most of his paintings, in a sense, are self-portraits. He conveyed what he felt, feared, loved, and hated. He was very influenced by Freud's theories so there are Freudian themes throughout his work.

My favorite painting there was:

"Geopolitical Child Watching the Birth of the New Man"

You san see it here:
http://www.geocities.com/combusem/DALI1.HTM

Painted in 1942, the child breaking out where the US is probably represents both Dali's moving to
America in 1940 and the Rise of the US as a new/coming superpower.

Colin Insite

Im going to the office.
Dont talk about me till
I get there.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

"You can't beat the experience!"
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I keep hearing that... I still wanna wait until I REALLY need it :))

Anyone got a good Viagra story to share? ;-)
Opti

Serge you brokered the sports medicine too!!! wow ;-)))
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actually it was John_Cotac,
which explains why he's gonna bring soon the new program for webmasters to sell herbal Viagra online..
"You can't beat the experience!"
;-)))
Serge

... and I don't think there really is a way for the Iraqi people to rise up if they wanted to... you could leave Russia... I am sure you know about times when that was not possible in the USSR...

Opti
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yes, I do, but the fight of those before me, against the majority who let rulers rule, made it possible.
It hasn't become possible by itself.
Serge

Russians got much more medals in the Olimpycs when I was there...
;_)))
Serge
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Serge you brokered the sports medicine too!!! wow ;-)))

... and I don't think there really is a way for the Iraqi people to rise up if they wanted to... you could leave Russia... I am sure you know about times when that was not possible in the USSR...

Opti

Yeah, Russian sports achievements declined when the countries
biggest steroid dealer left...

what a shame ;-))

Timon

I love a man who knows when to be humble ;-))

Timon
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Timon,
one can't deny the facts...Russians got much more medals in the Olimpycs when I was there...
;_)))
Serge

Opti, Not for all the Oil in
Iraq.

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

they are oppressed by having NO chance to escape or change it...
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and how do you calculate the chances of Americans in 1776?

don't forget, England was much bigger world force than than USA today
Serge

and now for the first time ever you know the reason WHY!
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I love a man who knows when to be humble ;-))

Timon

Oops, I put opti, but meant
Serge.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
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Dreaming of a 3 way Voo? ;-))))

Opti Get it here Voo... you KNOW you want to look ;)

More 'innocent'
iraqis hate saddam, but
they cant do anything about
it.
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bullshit.

I hated USSR and I could do somethign about it. I left it and USSR collapsed 6 years later.

and now for the first time ever you know the reason WHY!
;-)))
Serge

The people of Iraq are not simply oppressed by Saddam... they are oppressed by having NO chance to escape or change it... there is no popular vote in Iraq to my knowledge??

Again I say People are NOT bad.. IMHO Iraqi people do not hate American people... their government USES everything the West does against Iraq to strengthen his hold over the people and blame the US for every failing the country has.. We have had well over a decade to address this problem... If the West Murder more Iraqi's WE have lost the moral highground forever...

Ok so who needs moral highground if you have the biggest gun.. Oh but is that democracy when you force others others to comply with force? .. who cares I guess... Its ok in my backyard.. TODAY

Opti Got my homework lined up Prof Mike :)

Oops, I put opti, but meant
Serge.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Im well aware of that fact
Opti.
But once he was in office,
the public had NO say in
how he ran things. Same
as in Iraq. More 'innocent'
iraqis hate saddam, but
they cant do anything about
it.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Opti, and who elects bad governments?
Serge

HITLER was ELECTED by the people,
and PEOPLE suffered as a result of the wrong choice.
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EXACTLY... this is about governments.. the people are not "bad" people are not "bad" governemnts can be Bad though

Opti

oops sorry...

I meant it was obvious they DO NOT have a say in what Saddam does
Opti
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oh yeah?????? Hussein, Castro, Hitles, Stalin...
none of them rule in the vacuum
Serge

In the big picture tyrants are always the responsibility of the people they lead. The people of Iraq should stand up to Saddam, and over throw him and instill a democracy and get a gov't that represents their best interest.

If not they are responsible for his actions...

Opti, please read up on Ayn Rand.

I feel like a professor...

NIGHT for real this time!
Mike AI

Can it wait a few months until I am in the US? ;-)))))
Opti
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no.....they need a guide
;_)))
Serge

oops sorry...

I meant it was obvious they DO NOT have a say in what Saddam does
Opti

and Voodoo,
FYI,
HITLER was ELECTED by the people,
and PEOPLE suffered as a result of the wrong choice.

Serge

yeap, let's give them Australia in exchange for "world peace",
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Can it wait a few months until I am in the US? ;-)))))
Opti

So your saying that the Iraqi
people have a say in how Saddam
does his job???
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mmmm curious... I didnt think it needed to be said

Opti

So your saying that the Iraqi
people have a say in how Saddam
does his job???

voodooman
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yes, I do....in 1917 russians had say who rules them and so did amreicans in 1776
Serge

Or maybe the sept 11 incident wouldnt have happened as the Feds were still chasing baddies instead of horny people ;)

Opti
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Opti,
if it wasn't for the feds, it would have happeened on Oct. 11th and would have taken much more lives, terrorists were FORCED to move faster than they originally planed due to the feds breathing down their necks
Serge