Timon, considering that gsibillingservices.com has a whois record that is LAUGHABLE... I somehow doubt they are actually billing people, I would more than likely put them in the "collect CC info" business.

There were a number of KP sites doing this in the past, because who is going to complain to their CC company that they are not going to pay for charges generates when a KP website stole thier info?

May actually be the ultimate revenge on pedophiles.

Alex
RawAlex CNN News

Okay, here is the question for the day:

I got this spam, from, well, who else, right? I don't like spam, I hate people that mail to scraped addresses, but that really isn't the issue this time. Nope, I want everyone to read this spam and let me know what you think of the site names and text involved... just curious what everyone thinks:

This week's picks for the best Schoolgirl Porn Site, you be the judge!

http://YoungestChicks.com
http://AmateurYouth.com
http://DrunkTeenPics.com
http://TeenPlaygrounds.com

Anyone see anything a little off about the site titles and such?

Alex
RawAlex CNN News

That bottle of Aunt Jemima better stop talking to me
She’s making too much goddamned sense
And I don’t have the heart to rip her head off
And pour syrup on my pancakes
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You’re not my problem — I’m my problem


Vick Vick Prankster ... ;-)

Some people are telling me they can't reach Oprano. Technical problems?
Colin Insite

countdown has started, t-24:30

hey, i gonna have to sit out the nekked twister, slight hamy pull:))


hey billy or mike can one of you repost the pics from the crawfish boil last year(i think)the one mike posted yesterday



dantheman

Morning Nick :)
Colin Is Nick really a certified crook?

Timon
I would like to know who the billing company is and see them closed for making money on KP. That was one of the worst sites that I have seen in a long time.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

Morning Oprano
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Nice new look guys

Kudos!
Forest

Thanks Cleo, don't want unexpecting people
to run into that...

I was actually spammed with that :-((

Timon

Timon
I got it for you.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

on second thought, maybe that link shouldn't be on this board,
sorry about that... :-((

I hope someone can take this down...

Timon

Timon
That is fucking sick!!!!

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

uff this makes me sick

http://nREMOVED/

What is gsibillingservice?

Timon

Colin,

Same album.. but the Churchill speach was on a couple other songs!

;-)

fatbaby

Supertramp..

"Dreamer! Ain't Nothing but a Dreamer ... "

Right?
Colin Was SuperTramp in a Simpson's Episode?

Cleo, for you, we are shoving your double dong down the frogs throat. He will be hushed by the time you come back!
**********
Did he cum? Did you remember to use lube? Please remember to wash it before returning it, Serge hates slimy dongs.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

I think softball may be a good bet, and maybe some vollyball.

No net at the house but I am sure Mike would find one : )

Vick the same rules as when you are here playing : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

"NAKED TWISTER with Mike AI ! "
Is that with baby oil?
Do contestants have to shaved?





Vick doobie doobie do

Billy, just wondering if I need to
bring my hooping boots and change of
clothes. ;-)

I saw that dantheman asked Mike about
it a ways back, so I just didn't want
to miss out.
Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

Colin.. you will also find quite a bit of the Churchill speach on the "Crime of the Century" album from Supertramp... circa '72ish...

;-)

fatbaby

Sports this weekend ?

Humm you talking like professional sporting events or sports at the Crawfish Boil ??

I know at the Boil we are going to have a few game : )

Pin a tail on Grimm.
Where in the woods is Serge.
And of Course NAKED TWISTER with Mike AI !

If you can think of any other games let me know and I will work them into the day : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

serge loves winston churchill:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Dude im #2! I guess that key job on billy's car is doing the trick! wait till he finds out about angel and me, and the leather... and the midgets:)
grimm (Blow Me)

http://www.theonion.com/onion3812/nations_ups_men.html

its the most...wonderful time...of the year
grimm (Blow Me)

I know I should not say this Wig but when they told the the frog was a billing companies mascot I did not think of Jettis first : )
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Damn, that was the first thing I
thought of. We don't croak. I always
thought that was a good slogan. ;-))

btw, any sports going on this
weekend?

Looking forward to seeing you guys!


Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

Steve Harris (Bassist and Lyricist for Iron Maiden) & Bruce Dickerson wrote about captivating and interesting subjsects
"To Tame a Land" - about the book Dune, the author Frank Herbert got pissed over it, thought a metal band couldn't pontification about his work
"Flight of Icacus" - Mythology
"Run to the Hills" - White man taking over the continent of North America and the plight of Native Americans
and so on and so on and Scoobie Doobie Do Doobie
Vick But of course you would expect me to know this ;-)

Colin,
was that before or after the
never surrender speech?
"..fight them in the streets"
runk got gay traffic? Send it here!

I know I should not say this Wig but when they told the the frog was a billing companies mascot I did not think of Jettis first : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

Mike,

I know that is Jettis' "mascot".
But, none of us other sponsors have
any animals to make sounds. ;-))

I guess to stick with my tradition, I
will have to opt for this:

http://mfile.akamai.com/3150/wm2/muze.download.akamai.com/2890/us/us_wma20/1700/178064_1_79.asx?obj=v11003

Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

Edd I liked the frog : (

I though of you every time I heard it ribbit : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=1c0110a5cb9344a78ff2811def5cbf3a&threadid=55781

This one is a classinc!

Shouldn't there be a GFY pearls here on Oprano ;-))

Timon

The rotating buttons causes some amusing stuff .. Spamwealth's
"Send me your SPAM" immediately precedes Traffic Cash Gold's button.
Considering recent events ...
Colin Samuel Coolidge was Here ...

Hmm too bad :-((
I was getting used to the croack... I reload the board
and continue with some other work and when I hear "croack!"
I know the board has reloaded....

Timon

Mike, I wasn't so educated at the age of 15.
Colin Insite

Ok, Jetti the Frog has been silenced - no more croaking! Jetti is dead - LONG LIVE JETTI THE FROG!! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Colin, that is a great speech - suprising that it would take Iron Maiden for you to be exposed to it...


Mike AI

Timon,

Iron Maiden introduced me to Churchill's "We will never surrender" speech ... I think it is the best speech of the twentieth century. One must sunk back into the shallow depths of time and remember where the world was at that time .. go download and listen to the speech to really get it. The world was in danger, the British were in danger, and Churchill made it very clear .. "We will never surrender".

"... that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government–every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation. The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of the Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."


Colin Insite

Cleo, for you, we are shoving your double dong down the frogs throat. He will be hushed by the time you come back!


Mike AI

Timon, I think you have missed your calling!! That is a great jingle!

:-)


Mike AI

Can we have a dead frog? How about Meni having sex with the dead frog? Better yet just have Meni croaking, but only have the sound play on Meni's computer.

I'm hungry and naked so I'm off to get a bite to eat and go to the gym, after I get dressed.

Cleo (completely insane) That silent, but informative board

Man those Baptists are uptight... One would figure they would have better things to do with their time....

http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,49611,00.html
Mike AI

The main flash is cute.
Look out Serge I do believe that goat has eyes for you. ;)

Blondy

You should make it croack a song, something that will stick in your head...

"At Jettis we don't croack...
...croack croack croack croack
CCBill does croack....
...croack croack croack croack
But Jettis doesn't...
...croack croack croack croack"

;-))

Timon

Morning all,
I do believe I see Oprano looks a tad different htis morning. :)nice!!



Blondy

Can you have the frog croak more frequently?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I LOVE the croacking sound but it will only stay till Tuesday...
after that my banner goes up with a 20 second Iron Maiden jingle...

Timon

http://conceptlab.com/simulator

I had a nice dream at the end .. in color!
Colin In liiiving color!

OK you guys are kinda slow here at Oprano...

The Frog represents Jettis " We don't croak campaing". The frog is NOT Oprano's mascot...

I guess we failed in our first flash campaign! :-)

One thing we do know, NO SOUND!


Mike AI

Yeah sound is right up there with having your page resized, wow do I hate having my browser window resized when I'm doing submits. RawAlex are you around? Is there a reason why you have resizing code on your webmaster pages. Wait I'm getting off topic, must be that croaking noise that is driving me insane, lol.

Cleo (completely insane) That silent, but informative board

Good Mooorniing Oprano,

http://conceptlab.com/simulator
Ah ha ha ha ha
Another reason to love internet porn ;-)
Great things are afoot

Vick the incredible and inevitable storm

I agree with cleo... NO SOUND

anyway, a msgboard needs flash like a squirrel needs a 400 small block...

btw, who is this guy:
RedDust OPC Pty. Ltd.
PO BOX 3281
Suunybank South
QLD 4109
AU
DrGuile

Experience life as a worker at Mcdonalds for 5 mins:)

http://conceptlab.com/simulator


Webfather

I didn't think ANYTHING could compare to being an Asshole...but I'm in the intro :) Of course, so is Confucy, but I'm ignoring that fact and merely aligning myself with the others ;)

The frog sounds...I had about 5 IE windows open and it took me a minute to figure out which one the sounds were coming from ;) It's a cute gimmick - give me a couple of days to see if it's going to drive me crazy.....

Be sure and take LOTS of pictures over the weekend in NO - I want to see tails and heads :)

Peaches

Anytime I am called a rebel I like it. Must be that teen spirit that never goes away. One exception: I don't like Rebel Flags and related uses of rebel.
No use associating with the losing team. ;)
Colin What's happening now.

Colin is a message board rebel..... posting the original message at the bottom of his post and his response at the top...fucks me up every time.

I think sextoyking is the only other person I have seen do that.


Monk

Sure isn't!

Just no substitutue for "The school of what's happenin' now, momma."

Colin What's happening now.

Colin, I agree.

Just no substitutue for "The school of what's happenin' now, momma."

:-)


Webfather

Timon
I did??? I wonder why since I don't remember, lol

My link lists has been like that since day one,
http://www.cleos-links-for-horny-surfers.com/adult-links/hardcore.shtml

Cleo (completely insane) That silent, but informative board

Webfather,

I agree that it is hard to beat life experiences. Life has taught me more than college, but then again college was only 4 years long and life much longer.

I give a lot of credit to Yale, though. What I learned there became a very deep part of who I am. I was a physics major and not an economics, business or related major so it would be unfair for me to say what I would have taken with me but I do think it would have been substantial. What I gained from being a physics major, a very deep understanding of the REAL scientific method, the way it is really used in practice has actually been useful in business. And of course, all the statistical concepts from such were invaluable also. And many, many, more things than that.

I think an MBA from MIT would be a fine thing to have. Their Sloan School of Management is very heavy on CEO's of companies. A staff with much real -world experience.

And of course, we live in a very tech-laden field. A degree in programming wouldn't be such a bad thing for many of us.

There are the pure entrepeneurs and then there are the tech/entrepeneurs of which I would say the latter were more helped by school than the others.

------------------------------

Jesse, Colin,

How come nobody credits Yale or other colleges?

;-)))

Hard to beat life experiences. Thanks guys!
Colin Insite.

Holy Fuck that frog is annoying.

I think anything that gives the board visitor a negative feeling is bad. Ask a shrink, but soon that little board surfer eventually stays away from the negative stimuli.


Monk

2) Put a column down the left or right side of the page with ads. That is what all the news sites do and is what I did at my Link List. It is also what the print world does.
**********************************
Didn't you disagree when I suggested that
for your Linkup board 3 months ago? ;-)

Timon

Good Morning

Board suggestions,
1) NO SOUND!!!

2) Put a column down the left or right side of the page with ads. That is what all the news sites do and is what I did at my Link List. It is also what the print world does.

3) Other Oprano boards should not open in new windows. Webmasters come here for the content, (information and amusement), and all the boards should be thought of as pages in that, think of Oprano as a magazine and the other boards as pages in that magazine.

Cleo (completely insane) That silent, but informative board

Jesse, Colin,

How come nobody credits Yale or other colleges?

;-)))

Hard to beat life experiences. Thanks guys!

Webfather

The greatest lessons I have learned have been brought by my own failures. With that said, I
have Webfather and Colin to thank immensely. One can only hope for failures in their life. It makes
one stronger, and hopefully, wiser. The only fault is when someone doens't learn from their
failures and apply these lessons to their next endeavors.

Thanks Guys.


Jesse

Does it count if it is your own advice back to you? ;)
Colin Insite.

Webfather,

Then I am behind you in useful tips only 5 to 1. 4 more years to go! :)
Colin Insite.

Mornin' Oprano.

Flash is really cool. I guess everyone
is gonna have to get an animal mascot
now. ;-))

CJ, I like your idea about where to
put the ads. Definitely gets more
views that way.

Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

One of the great lessons you taught me in life was to take money for myself. Don't reinvest 100%.
*********************************

Colin.....that post may have just saved me HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of dollars.

Let me explain.

I used to make the same mistake....This time I didn't want to own every domain and live in a trailer. So I decided that half the domains and a castle or 2 would be better.

:-))

And Colin, Thanks for that TIMELY post!! You just helped me make a very big decision. Yesterday I offered $385,000 for a domain. My largest single offer ever. It was rejected. I was just sitting here thinking of a counter offer to send this morning.

That post stopped me in my tracks.

Thanks for helping!!


Webfather

Pearl please ...

"Yep dumbest mistake of green businessmen, investing
too much of their young money...

Putting young money in your savings account is the best investment one can make ;-) "
Colin Insite.

Finding the right sponsor is difficult. It's a jungle! Be carefull they don't fuck you in the ass.

Enjoy

http://icelord.net/lesnik/

:))
Troels

Yep dumbest mistake of green businessmen, investing
too much of their young money...

Putting young money in your savings account is the best
investment one can make ;-)

Timon

Actually, it wasn't as simple as that. You set the idea in my head. When I made the mistake, I remembered what you said. The two things together formed a consensus.
Colin Another great lesson coming VERY SOON.

Webfather,

One of the great lessons you taught me in life was to take money for myself. Don't reinvest 100%.

At the time you told me that, I was running a company that was making millions of dollars per year and no taking a cent. I was reinvesting 100%.

You said "Don't be foolish. Take some money for yourself.". You were right.
Colin Another great lesson coming VERY SOON.

Webfather,
What in your personal life or previous business experience inspired this approach?

http://www.buildinganempire.com/webfather.html
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You mean it isn't everyone's approach? How else could you possibly do it and not get lost in a desert with no direction?

Webfather

Was there one event or a set of events that gave ya Eureka!
******************************

Mine was Ron Tan who wanted to buy $25,000 worth of traffic per week and I could only deliver $12,000 per month...
that's where Traffic Brokering idea was "Eurekaed"
;-)))
Serge

Archive feature is not working properly...
but I found something interesting anyway:


BTW- Serge and Mike Ai.. the change looks GREAT! Can't wait to see it all flesh out and see what you have in store for the future of this place!





TheEnforcer Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul 2001 07:54:30 - IP: 216.183.254.20 - Post # 99
Serge

Colin, frogs don't swim in piss ;-)

Timon

A failure? A lesson? A success?

Was there one event or a set of events that gave ya Eureka!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge HAHA!

Webfather,
What in your personal life or previous business experience inspired this approach?

http://www.buildinganempire.com/webfather.html
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Colin,
NOBODY "lives" in stale ponds
;-)))
Serge

Colin, there is too much coffee in the pond.

;-))

Webfather

Don't frogs live in "ponds"?
Colin

New board looks GREAT!!!

Congrats to a job "Ribet" well done!


Webfather

http://www.msnbc.com/news/732351.asp?cp1=1

This just means Excite is a suck ass place to search for porn. TGPs! TGPs!
Colin OR ... TGP2! TGP2!

Dravyk,
you owe me $500 dollars...I told you we can piss in Flash!
;-))

Ed, Great Job!
Serge

LOL!! I love the new flash intro, got a real kick out of it!!

I think the frog is cool too, nice to see something new/humorous once in a while :-)

Good stuff!

DaveH Teaser

spambot never sleeps.
mutt

mutt, you got mail
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

muahahahahahha.... never thought to look there :)

Ed you have been busy. It's great, now you have to get rid of the tables with the links in them, they don't match really.

you would like the ads down the side cj like Ynot's layout? They've gone to far over there, their message board is now too small, was better before their last redesign.


mutt

Go to bed Dan... its berry berry late ;)
Opti

*chorus of applause from down under*
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

huh? i swear i see no goat anywhere in that Flash movie. Nor a pair of red Speedos.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............wait a second. Now i think i know what's going on. The main page?


mutt

is the emphasis on the 'oh' or the 'mutt' in last post?
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

Oh Mutt.... Oh Mutt ... Oh Mutt...
Opti

mutt, we are talking about this website you may have heard of ... www.oprano.com

it has serge in a speedo, and a GOAT! not a frog, a GOAT!
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

did anybody see the goat?

obviously kb and headless did. all i see still is the frog. i think maybe they put up a different version for a few minutes then took it down.

http://www.opranoplus.com/frog.html




mutt

cj, Timon agrees but he does like the croaks though ;-)

Timon

I wonder what SpamBot v 2.0.1.3 has to say about that ;-))

Timon

Would one croak be ok? or should we NEVER have any sound?

How do we get more attention for our great sponsors?
----

NO CROAKS! NO SOUND OF ANY KIND!

randomly place a banner ever 10 messages or so ... make a table cell on the left or right which goes from top to bottom and has ads layed up DOWN the page next to the messages instead of up the top of the page.

cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here