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I am a little upset, I was hopeing to see a hippo : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

Would one croak be ok? or should we NEVER have any sound?
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I think the sound is a huge advantage... if you brand a good sound to each advertiser... then a fast scroll down wont affect the main advertisers branding at least. I would like to be able to add voice or audio taglines too..

How do we get more attention for our great sponsors?
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maybe you could try more noises.. annoy=attention I think!

Opti Awful to know YOU are one of the herd eh! mooooooooooo

....wtf....


OldFold Hippity Hopp

a goat? you guys are seeing a goat and serge dancing? all i see is the frog. I emptied my cache completely reloaded and still no goat!


mutt

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Love the goat!
KB

Nice flash work guys... I came over to read the boards before I hit the sack and got greeted by Serge dancing around with a goat!

NICE!!



Headless

Sharky check your email


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Can Sharky be an asshole ??? Just ask his employees !

This is fucked up. These little people got bent over big time.

http://msnbc.com/news/734035.asp


Mike AI

Oops. can you hook me up with directions from my hotel?

I'm staying at the clarion new orleans.


sharky what can the #3 asshole do for you?

Billy -

I am very proud of my #3 ranking as an asshole.. I look forward to the day IO am crowned asshole of the month, and even more so asshole of the year.

I have been trying hard, just ask one of my FORMER employees! haha:-)

I look forward to seeing you guys tomorrow.




sharky what can the #3 asshole do for you?

thanks Opti. Some other program that comes with the SoundBlaster card somehow made itself the default player for .wav files.

mutt

Coming to the crawfish boil and need info let me know !

Vick I wish you were going to be around, I know you would love the boil : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

Pre=Prize
Boneprone

What Prie did I win for the March Maddness contest?
I did prety well.
Boneprone

wouldn't do my stomach any good ...as I generally have a hangover it would make me a bit queasy :(
smithy Affiliate that converts !! icq 108338243

Well for the people who don't like the ribbits, how would you feel if we replaced it with this?

http://www.opranoplus.com/frog2.html


mutt

Keep up the feedback people, I want to know opinions.

Would one croak be ok? or should we NEVER have any sound?

How do we get more attention for our great sponsors?

Dan, e-mail me I will send you a map and our cell phone numbers!


Mike AI

Opti,

Dont be such a homophobe.
hahaha
And while your at it, DONT
visualize me at all.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

ed, good work, looks good(frogs a little much:)

does look like a great weekend for some lousiana lobster, few beers, and whatever else i find in new o'leans:)

i'm driving down sat, billy or mike can i call you for nav help on the final oproach :)


dantheman

but if you feel the NEED
to visualize me at all, then
go ahead.
:-))
*****************************

Voo.. dont creep me out with invites like that... I was just starting to believe you were straight! :-))))
Opti Croak Croak... I like the frogs :)

Opti,

hahahaha Dee Snider, Well,
My hair is only about 1/4 inch
long, but if you feel the NEED
to visualize me at all, then
go ahead.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Damn right Opti!!!
*******

Voo.. from now on when i think of you i shall visualize the dude in the top right corner ;-)

http://www.twistedsister.com/sistory_1.html
Opti Croak Croak... I like the frogs :)

Damn right Opti!!!

Be careful though, there
are more of us at Oprano.
Vick, Sykk, and Serge will
listen to anything if you
get him drunk.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

can anybody tell me why i can't play wav files in Internet Explorer? I click on a wav file and all i get is a 'This page cannot be displayed'. The wavs exist cuz i downloaded one.
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hey Mutt... open windows media player or whatever you use... and associate wavs to that app under the options menu
Opti

Cj ...little things jumping across the screen grab my attention.... Croak.. Croak...

Big Hair bands :) get serious... the only name I can think of is Twisted Sister .. You listening to this stuff these days Cj and Voo? :))
Opti

can anybody tell me why i can't play wav files in Internet Explorer? I click on a wav file and all i get is a 'This page cannot be displayed'. The wavs exist cuz i downloaded one.

I went to Internet options Mulitmedia and everything's normal there. Went to Control Panel and associated .wav with Media Player.

Security is set to Medium-Low.

any ideas for me?

thanks
mutt

I cannot believe it, but
after looking over that
list, I forgot the Scorps.
Scorpions.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Who the fuck is Barry Manilow?
Oh, I think I seen him on the
news, he is a new rap dude
right?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

voodoo, few of my faves in there :-)

opti, why the sudden interest in the goat?!??! :-))))
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

cj,

Thats a tough question. I have
quite a few, but here are some.
Ratt, Slaughter, Warrant, Dokken, Extreme, Motley Crue, Lillian Axe, and some others.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
*********************
Yeah right, you're listening to Barry Manilow right now. Just admit it and free yourself. ;)


Ulfie Have I told you yet that Mr Cash kicks ass?

Croak .... Croak ....

hey what did Confucy charge for using their "nick" in the intro :))

Serge... you look great in red!! Can we have the goat and agent69 doing the boogie too maybe?
Opti Great shit comes in tiny little packs

cj,

Thats a tough question. I have
quite a few, but here are some.
Ratt, Slaughter, Warrant, Dokken, Extreme, Motley Crue, Lillian Axe, and some others.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

so voodoo, what's your big hair band preference?

cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

Cleo, hahaha I just did that too
seeing how Edd said it was a
secret. I have to agree on
another thing, Im listening
to mp3's, and that frog is
competing with my fine big
hair 80's rock. :-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

how do i shut that fuckin frog up?
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

I zoomed in to take a close look at the little text, lol

It does look very nice

Cleo (WoW, Look at the tits on her!!!)

Damn, thought I was at the wrong site for a moment.
Oprano goes high tech. Nice Job!!!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Big Congrats on the new look on Oprano!! Most excellent!
Keep setting the bar higher! ;-)

Thanks brother Edd ;-)
I'm so weak from lovin', I couldn't even carry a tune
Now I'm back, oh yes I am, may be falling apart at the seams
Had a nightmare, believe me when I tell ya
Nobody ever dies in their dreams

Wish webmaster radio was profitable
Maybe then Oprano would let me guest a hour on the air from the double secret, triple probation
above ground Cloud 9 bunker ;-)

Best to all, the wife and son are away this week - time to head out (damn I wish it was to NO)

Vick I'll forvever be the Vick Rock

The frog is cute.. the croaking is annoying!

;-)

fatbaby

loads very fast on cable. On dialup a bit slow but with all the banners on top it didn't load much faster without the Flash.


mutt

all of the flash components togather are somewhere around a meg or so - I don't have the exact sizes at the moment - but most webmasters are on highspeed or faster connects so it shouldn't be an issue... if it is we'll come up with options... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

yeah Sykk, i wanted you to have sound effects. People of course would have the choice not to click on your little speaker symbol if they didn't want to.


mutt

Vick Rock is my fravoritest singer!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

sorry...should read kindly not kinkly :)
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last
_______________

AHAHA Smithy I was wondering what was on your mind!

ahahaha
Mike AI

Cleo - the other boards open new windows because techincally, they are new sites - Oprano Plus isn't physically part of Oprano - Neither is LINKup for that matter - they just happen to reside on the same server... the pages UNDER oprano do stay in the same browser...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I wanted a completely Flash board, every post you could u add your own sounds.
==============================
mutt, do you REALLY want someone like ME to have access to sounds? ;)))


SykkBoy

sorry...should read kindly not kinkly :)
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

I had a glitch yesterday so I know how it feels...very kinkly pointed out to be by Oprano...maybe the board should let out a low moan of ecstasy when it is loading?
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

What is the load time for webmasters on slower dial up connections?

Is it really a good idea to have the other boards open in new windows? Usually other areas of the same site stay in the same browser window.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

yeah Ed snuck the roll out on us...

I like it though. It is entertaining...

Could you imagine everyone with a flash file, it would be crazy!
Mike AI

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern New Orleans Comfort

All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the Oprano and try to love someone

'Cause I'm a Cowboy baby



Vick I'll forvever be the Vick Rocvk

LOL! sorry about that Mutt - but it was a "secret launch" - a quiet ceremony held here in the Oprano Underground Bunker.... MikeAI didn't even know until it was too late! ;)

Smithy - the script dogs are on it and will have the archive buttons restored to their functionality in a moment or three - the searches DO still work, however!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

people don't like the ribbits? Hoohaaaaaa........ I wanted a completely Flash board, every post you could u add your own sounds.

The headers cool, advertisers will be able to create their own little animated movies like the Jettis one.


mutt

hahaha.... freaked me out for a second. I couldn't figure out why Ed's secret page was on my computer now. Nobody told me it was going up today.

Looks great Ed!


mutt

Yeah I like the new look too... the croaking advertisement is just an example of some of the things we will be doing for our sponsors...

We have some nice interactions coming... the croaking will not last too long! :-)

Any other opinions?
Mike AI

arrr ...ok ...i just had a look at the dates ...the lack of posting in the last few hours threw me :)
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

Speaking of Jesse Jackson.

The other day when I left out of the small airport here in Orlando I ran into Jesse Jackson. It was
just my wife and I, and our two friends. Jesse and another gentleman pull up in a white
Caddy. The are about to get on a nice little 16 seat jet. Jesse steps out of the car. He is one
BIG motha fucka. Probably 6'4" and just BIG. He was walking kinda stiff though. I hate bothering
people, but since it was only the 6 of us, I figured I would ask him for a picture. But, mo fo was
talking on his phone the entire time. Anyways, there is my Jesse story.

;)
Jesse

Cleo - the Jettis ad only croaks 3 times on the first load
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3 croaks is too much not to mention that the way we do the board is to keep hitting refresh over and over again to see the latest posts.

The board looks great, really nice, but IMHO people to not want information pages to make noise.

I closed the main window after I got the posting box open just so that I could composed a post a post without my computer croaking.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

Above the buttons grimm? thats a secret... ;)

Smithy the NEXT is actually taking you to post # 100 - not another board - and I don't know why its doing that... hmmm...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

edd..what does it say at the top under the oprano O? it is small on my compuuter
grimm (Blow Me)

click "next" and you'll get the new board
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

that fucking frog is going to make me nuts;)

cool new look oprano!
grimm (Blow Me)

does anyone here know if gatorcash pays?
jack

Love the new intro at oprano.com. ;)


Ulfie Have I told you yet that Mr Cash kicks ass?

If anyone notices any problems or such with Oprano 2.0 please send email to ed@oprano.com - I've put the site thru its paces the past few days and everything works fine, but if any issues come up I'd like to know about them!

Thanks!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Ahh.. wait.. now it's there.. had my volume down!! LOL Just a little ribbit sound!! :>))


TheEnforcer

Thanks Enforcer!

Cleo - the Jettis ad only croaks 3 times on the first load - all the loops after that are silent.... unless you pound the refresh button... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Noise?? I'm not getting any noise??


TheEnforcer

Looks quite good Edd!!


TheEnforcer

Great a board that makes noise :(

Can't turn the volume down on my computer because I'm listing to music with it, loud music, so I guess I will not be leaving the board open in my browser anymore.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

Welcome to OPRANO 2.0

Enjoy!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

yup, I know .... LOL


MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

hey what a trip huh Mike? u get spammed with one of your designs.


mutt

xpays needs to filter their spam list for webmaster addresses a little better .. I've been getting nailed several times in the past few days with this crap ..

http://www.thumbshere.com/agood/school/index.html
MikeW (Filthy Bastard) this post approved by Serge's goat ....

mmm...unusual ..bit slow today
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

anyone here using Jumbo from Jettis?

I have questions about the setup.

email me please.
mark AT iccinetwork DOT com

TIA

Cybrglide

Wow! I've seen it all now. Bob Novak is arguing with Jerry Falwell and James Carville is arguing with Jesse Jackson on CNN's Crossfire! James Carville and Jerry Falwell vs. Jesse Jackson and Bob Novak!

This middle east stuff is making strange bedfellows!!




TheEnforcer

http://www.extremegreen.com/bris/oops.jpg

;-))
Cybrglide
************************

Mark,
it was AFTER the implants I made, like JonBoy!
Serge the home of no Dravyks...

Propagatoin 24 hours. Huh? Why so long? I had the same thing happen to me. Did a personal inofrmation update and when they propogated it they pushed it along with no IP addy. blank, missing. So of course my stie was down and it took 2 days. I almost died.


The Producer Network Solutions Fucks Up -- Look Below to see what I mean by it.

CCNow recently experienced difficulty with the routing to our site
[www.ccnow.com] and our shopping carts for check out by consumers.
This
issue is a result of an error made by our DNS vendor in redirecting the
traffic that was meant to go to the CCNow.com domain [including the
CCNow
Home Site, the CCNow Administration Site and Shopping Cart Check-outs]
to a
blank/under construction page hosted by a company called Verisign. We
worked
quickly with the vendor to change the routing back to the correct route
but
this change will take up to 24 hours to propogate throughout the
Internet.
Based upon the information from our vendor, this propagation cycle
should be
complete by 04/05/2002 2 a.m. CST. You and your customers will be able
to
gain access to the CCNow site soon, the actual timing will depend on
when
and where you or your customer are physically located and when your ISP
has
updated their DNS registry.

This does not impact other operations within CCNow or its system. All
systems [including CCNow Home Site, the CCNow Administration Site and
Shopping Cart Check-outs and email system] are still live and active,
although the routing to the system has been compromised by the DNS
issues.
We regret any incovenience this may have caused you or your customers.

The CCNow Support Team



The Producer Net

Does anyone know this guy below, or have heard of him?

Rey Pasinli
Cheif Financial Officer
Merchant Cars International, Inc.

He deals in merchant accounts.


Mike AI

No probs Wig...only too happy :)
smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

If you are a click broker in any way shape or form, email me.

matt@fsn.net
grimm (Blow Me)

Smithy,

Great and thanks for the opportunity! ;-))


Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

mutt,
picking winning team for each serie is the better way I think... cheers!
DrGuile

Hey Wig,
Be great to do some business...you come recommended :)

I'll get the guys to sign up in the next couple of days...cheers

smithy a no bullshit affiliate program.......at last

damn Serge, I know I've seen you post about
how your rabbi fucked up your bris, but I had no idea....

http://www.extremegreen.com/bris/oops.jpg

;-))
Cybrglide

it is fucking beautiful in NO now. not too hot this weekend. But allergy season is in full effect!!!
grimm (Blow Me)

Sig made Opranoplus. Don't let him get too big of a head.

http://www.opranoplus.com

hey I need some more sponsors for Stanley Cup Pickem. More the merrier. It's dog days now for hockey but when the playoffs start people will be interested. Canucks for sure, plus all the webmasters in NHL towns all across the U.S.

mutt@oprano.com

i have two ways of doing it 1)same setup as NCAA Hoops contest 2)u get to pick your team of players and whoever's team accumulates the most points wins.

first option is easier, second one i'd have to use another company's services to create and run the pool.


mutt

Mike,

Sounds good. I'll make sure we get
him taken care of. ;-))
Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

WIG I will make sure you and Stan sit right next to each other.

Watch you fingers though, he can eat!



Mike AI

No Mike, I don't and neither does
Charles. I have asked and followed up
from last time.

Maybe Stan can tell me about it when
I am there.

We pride ourselves on making our
merchants happy and never have these
kind of problems. ;-))


Wig Check out this Comparative Study on Checks

Just checked the weather for NO this weekend. Looks GREAT!!! Considering it's supposed to snow here tomorrow I'm getting out of town just in time. ;))

What time does this shindig start on Saturday anyway?


Ulfie Have I told you yet that Mr Cash kicks ass?

So you look for big assholes then.

Cleo_LinkUP
***********************

cleo, small ones don't worth my efforts
;-))
Serge the home of no Dravyks...

WIG we will talk over these issues over Crawfish in 2 days! :-)


Mike AI

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I don't know about others, but I always check first if the splinters can fit proprly.
*******
So you look for big assholes then.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

Monk don't you know, Evan and I are friends now. We spend late nights dishing dirt on the ourfits webmistresses wear to the conventions!


Are you jealous?


Mike AI

HAHAHA WIG, issues go beyond that... we both know. But its all good.
Mike AI