And finally...

Add Enforcer for great service at

http://www.makingbank.com

I wonder how much I would have made making the same picks in Vegas?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section
in a swimming pool?


(G. Carlin)
regarding your hose
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Now Florida, the home of chads and wipe your own ass bathrooms
********************************

huh? where did you get the idea that in bathrooms outside of Florida there are people or machines to wipe your ass?
Wipe your own ass bathrooms? I have 3 of those. I didn't know there was another option. Maybe he means a bidet?

Thanks Enforcer for taking care of the Making Bank prizes!


mutt

Grimm,
"There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters"

(--G. Carlin)
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

This is some pretty twisted logic...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,49382,00.html


Ulfie No basketball here, just porn

serge..all those articles work for me...

serge, brad, mike, dont make me get out the hose:)
grimm (Blow Me)

http://www.afreegreetingcard.com/postcards/java/flash/virtualhusband-e.swf

no need for marriages anymore...
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Oh great. Now Florida, the home of chads and wipe your own ass bathrooms now has touch screen voting. Just touch the screen for the guy you want to win. Welcome to the future. Where everything is fixed, even our elections. God Bless America.
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Serge

:P
Honeyslut

I doubled my money in March by promoting Brad Shaw's sites !

:)
***************************

congratulations with making your first $100,000 month!

good job!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

I doubled my money in March by promoting Brad Shaw's sites !

:)


Who is Serge and Ron Levi ?

hehehehe

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Congrats to the winners of the NCAA Pick Em. If you have a Making Bank account already please e-mail me your account number and we'll get you set-up with your SE credits. If not, please sign-up at http://vip.makingbank.com and e-mail me your account number as you automatically are signed up in the SE system upon signing up with Making Bank. Also I believe JMM was the Grand Prize winner, please note that in your e-mail as you get a bigger SE credit.


TheEnforcer

"My gay male friends tell me that Fort Lauderdale has some of the best bathroom action around ..."

----------------

Meni .. care to verify this?

;-))))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

<invisible ink>
Brad, if you can bait Ron,
I have $1000 with your name on it
</invisible ink>
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Both you guys are too easy to bait.
Brad Shaw
***********************************

Brad,
it ain't easy to be us....
it was your JOB to bait
(check your original agreement)
and FINALLY you are coming thru
;-))

better late than never
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Shok step AWAY from the BMW... and answer the fucking phone!!!
RRRED Anon sniffers are us........ bwahahaha!

JMM -

Glad to be of service:-)
I hope you enjoy!

congrats on winning!

sharky JMM likes us - so will you!

Serge, you do have one thing in common with Ron Levi.

Both you guys are too easy to bait.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

Serge
My gay male friends tell me that Fort Lauderdale has some of the best bathroom action around, want to come down and visit?

Cleo_LinkUP (CLICK HERE TO FUCK)

A jest' prosperity lies in the ear
of him that hears it
never in the tongue
Of him that makes it



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someone at dirtydollar contact me ASAP please!
shok at join4free.com



Shok rrred sucks ass

Excellent response from Oprano pickem sponsors!!

Add sean at

http://www.mach10hosting.com to the list of kudos for excellent service and response!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

What happened Serge? Who cut off your beard and balls?
**********************************

Ron Levi.....there was lack of worthy pissers since he left the "public restroom".

balls and beard are of no use since he is gone
;-(((

good pissers are hard to find....and using cannon against moscitoes would be very "non confucian"
;-))))
Serge

I think Meni is the drug expert of this board, that and the board's resident stud.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

What drug am I on????

_______________________

I dunno, but will you send me some?

:-)


Mike AI

What drug am I on????
******************************

JMM,
most in this business need Prozak
;-)))
Serge

FUCK!!!!!!!!!! What drug am I on????

That should be

http://www.freshwebmastercontent.com

and

http://www.aaadultdesign.com

I need to get into rehab or something.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Just want to thank Oprano for a great contest!!!!

And of course:

http://www.freshwebmastercontent for the content that is already on the way!

http://www.aaaadultdesign.html for the design work that they have ALREADY completed, now that is fast!

And http://www.naughtyglass.com/money for the glass dildos that are already on the way!

Great contest, great service!!! I am sure that the other prize givers will be equally receptive once I contact them!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

I miss the old bearded Serge who had balls. What happened Serge? Who cut off your beard and balls?
not serge

"mommy", help him!
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

You are about to put me to sleep over here.
Brad Shaw
****************************

Brad,
you have much more spunk when you are coached.....don't you know somebody who is smarter than you to give you some "spunk"?
;-)))
Serge

I can do the books!

:-)
Mike AI
*****************************

...and I can do assholes with proper dosage of Viagra!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, go drink a litre of vodka, you are much more amusing when you are intoxicated.

You are about to put me to sleep over here.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

who is next?
Brad Shaw
***********************

hopefully you...you stink today and I don't need stinks around here....your anon friends provide more than enough excitement
;-)))


Serge

Serge, March may have been down for those who spend most of there time playing on a chat board.

Our March was great, record #'s.

Sorry that your March was so bad. Guess losing advertisers adds up, first Lensman, then sexcounter, who is next?
_____________________________

Brad if you do not stop posting your April numbers will be down... Please do not follow Oprano's lead. Serge and I may need jobs with you oneday.

I can do the books!

:-)



Mike AI

Just stating the obvious.
Brad Shaw
************************

naaahhhh....your obvious doesn't correlate with "obvious" of the rest of us, which doesn't mean, of course,
that you should stop your battle of washing black poodle 'till it gets white..or the other way around as the case may be!
;0)))
Serge

Serge, will the anon sniffer software track the owners of Oprano as well? Of course that is where 80%+ of the anon posts come from.
__________________

yeah I have to admit it, Brad figured it out. I am Confucy. I have always been Confucy.

When I post as "her" I get dressed in my red kimmono, and shave my ass. It gived me a huge thrill.


Mike AI

I just had a PASTOR K.MADUKA email me wanting me to help him get 30 mils out of togo!
and he only wants 1 percent, I cant go wrong here.

i'm outs....off to my private island:))

ciao
:))
dantheman

Serge, March may have been down for those who spend most of there time playing on a chat board.

Our March was great, record #'s.

Sorry that your March was so bad. Guess losing advertisers adds up, first Lensman, then sexcounter, who is next?
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

http://www.nationalreview.com/hanson/hanson040202.asp

good article.
mutt

Brad,
have you had any head traumas lately? You act disturbed and not yourself....
I suggest ice pack to your head for start.

80% of non anons start see things when business is down,
cheer up, March was down for everybody, you are not alone...
Dr.Serge

Serge, for you to call out anons is the pot calling the kettle black.

Just stating the obvious.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

If there were more than 2 who do not own Oprano I would be surprised!
****************************

OMG,
this just soaked into my brain...
you calling me and MikeAI anons??????

what gave you this idea, darling?
Serge

The link worked fine for me. Castration of all priests seems reasonable.

Brad
I don't own any of Oprano.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Can not wait to see who the anons really are! If there were more than 2 who do not own Oprano I would be surprised!
Brad Shaw
**************************

Brad, why those anons are your business all of a sudden????
do you suspect them to be somebody you fucked with?
do you think it thise passwd kid you sue or some other late fuckers?
it disturbes me greatly that those fucking anons are messing with you, Brad, how can we help you sweety?
Serge

Grimm,
this one is 404 for me as well
;-(((
Serge

Serge, do you decided to ax the old russian kgb security system of using the mirror I see?

;-)

Can not wait to see who the anons really are! If there were more than 2 who do not own Oprano I would be surprised!
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/egan.shtml
grimm (Blow Me)

Grimm,
404
;-=(((
Serge

http://www.ucomics.com/inthebleachers/viewbl.cfm?uc_fn=1&uc_full_date=20020327&uc_daction=X&uc_comic=bl
grimm (Blow Me)

Of course that is where 80%+ of the anon posts come from.
********************************

Brad,
it ain't a secret that you can vouch for remaining 20%, I bet you know them personally!
;-)))

uh-uh-uh!!!!!!
Serge

Meni
I can give you a real good deal on cleo-says-fuck-you.com and it's sister domain cleosaysfuckyou.com

Just woke up from a nap. Serge could you make some coffee please?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Serge, will the anon sniffer software track the owners of Oprano as well? Of course that is where 80%+ of the anon posts come from.


Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 80+ Sites, paying weekly

Meni,
it's slow, we are installing new anon sniffing software....
take notes confucy and serenity
;-)))
Serge

Am I speedy or is the board slow?
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Fuck I just renewed
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anyone wanna buy it off me?
also
camangels.com ?
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Good news to the whoel world.
The #1 Fatah bombmaker ,Yehieh demamasha ,just got killed in BetLehem.
If someone thought the military actions don't work, this is an evidence on the other side.
Me, happy !

Tue Apr 2 14:04:56 2002 - 66.136.22.45 - message #54690
*********************************

one down......
Serge

Hank.. you still alive..

Heck you must be on Social Security by now : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok you are an ASSHOLE !

800 446-8847
call me now
for cleo
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Hank, I have not seen that movie - but I will have to keep an eye out for it.


Mike AI

See you called the wrong Cleo, wait I'm not in that business anymore.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Where are the white women at?

Mutt, dude, did you get the Miss Cleo soundboard?
I had a guy on the line for 2 1/2 minutes calling for an escort, I don't book escorts, and I had him talking to miss cleo
hee hee
i should record it next time
hilarious

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Hey MikeAI, ever see the movie 'Deterrence' ?? I came across it late last night on some premium channel. I suspect you might like it..:)
The mid-east political scenario is kind of spooky, to say the least, must be pre 9/11 vintage.
Hank D Still a fucking Serge-free zone

This is great news that they've captured one of Bin Laden's inner circle. Job 1 is making sure he can't kill himself. Not sure if these guys will talk even if tortured, gotta be careful if they torture him NOT to kill him, he's of no use dead.
mutt

Todd....


I won
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"Monk.. are you trying to confuse the issue with logic?"

Just doing my little part.
:o)


Monk

yeah keyser i put up the alternate Leaderboard if Indiana had won. KarenFold would have won and I think you and Sharpie would have finished 2nd and 3rd. Well it wasn't really close in the end so it shouldn't hurt so bad. Losing on a buzzer beater would be hard.

non sports contests are indeed hard to come up with. I was going to put up an Academy Awards one but it was right in the middle of this one. The only other I can think of is a celebrity death pool. Or one of those games where you invest in celebs like they were stocks rising and falling. But I have a feeling that would be a bitch to set up and administer.




mutt

http://msnbc.com/news/730943.asp?cp1=1

OK - I hope once we heal him up ( he has some gun shot wounds), I hope we are prepaired to use all forms of interogation techniques to get the information we need. INCLUDING TORTURE!!

Bring him to NO, I have some ideas on how to make him talk!


Mike AI

mutt

Thanks for a great contest.
I had to pick Indiana in the last round to get into top 3 so no prizes for me :(

Worldcup soccer is on from around May 30th until around Juli 2nd.

A non sport contest is hard to come up with!!
Keyser Soze

Do you think on January 1st Meni wishes everybody 'Happy New 51 Weeks and 7 Days!'?


mutt

Monk.. are you trying to confuse the issue with logic?

;-)

fatbaby

Sounds like 300 weeks to me.

Mature Semen

9 months, 4 weeks, 5 years


SOME people might call this
10 months and 5 years.


Monk

I want a raise
:-)
Cleo_LinkUP
***************************

...and I don't wanna piss with anybody,
gives people wrong ideas
;-)))
Serge

I want a raise
:-)
Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Serge, whats the biggest check you ever receieved in the the mail.

Serge, is it true you have more money than God.

Meni
*********************************

Meni,
this is a true story.
during the piss with Ron Levi on YNOT in march of 1997,
he posted:
"I made more donations last year than you earned"
That was one of the turning points of my life, I remember those turning points well,
and when in 1999 I wrote myself a monthly pay check which was 1/2 of what Ron took home in 1998,
I smiled and thanked him for the motivation his piss instigated
;-)))
Serge

sure Todd. I'll send you the info later today. Thanks again to Webinc and Naughty Glass for sponsoring.

GFY is entertaining reading. I'd read it more often if it wasn't threaded. Funny thread Sharky.
mutt

Guys, some of you (with large and valuable content selection)
may enjoy this:

Copy (save) image (girl in the middle):

http://www.crack.sh/stealme/

and post link to file and exact image size (no screen shots:)

No htaccess, no javascript, no shit. Plain html.

Amateurmasters are giving me planty of traffic:)


Euro

I can always count on oprano to enhance my breakfast eating experience ;-)))))
**********************************

MikeW,
we call it Oprano Slim FAST diet
;-)))
Serge

Congrats to every winner in the contest.

Mutt, can you please let me know who won the glass toys and the $500.00 from webinc.com

thanks

sextoyking 100 Animated Banners, $750.00

Serge, is it true you have more money than God.

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:-))
sharky What can we do for you?

hee hee Sharky
I think the elite in the biz
don't post on boards that they are the elite in the biz
then piss on others
I started a thread
on GFY
how gay is gfy?
its rhetorical
whatever that means
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Well Tim you still won a cool $500 plus some glass sex toys from http://www.naughtyglass.com , $100 worth of credits from Making Bank's PPC search engine, and some content from XRated Studio http://www.xratedstudio.com and Harem Group http://www.haremgroup.com/content/main.htm

There will always be a GFY in this business. Everyday another bunch of people all over the world turn 17 or 18 and will give adult webmastering a shot either to try to make big $$$ or usually just beer and gas money.


mutt

MikeW in da house
I love MikeW
MikeW, Donny told me about your conversaton about chick from NH, who is was with, and you roomed with in Maryland
thats fucked up
hee hee
what chance?
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Meni -

this is one of my favorites..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=a2745179ad20a3ad8ad9c090e9f1daf1&threadid=55403
sharky What can we do for you?

Morgan was late
so
9 months, 4 weeks, 5 years
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Serge its body fluid Tuesday
Ok start the semen jokes
Go!

On my brighter note, Morgan turned 5 today
woohoo
**********
Meni
So that means that Morgan is now 9 months 5 years old semen.

Reality is just how you look at life.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

"she has to disengage her butthole from the guy's dick at least 4 times and then lick and suck her ass juice from his dick. Uh............."

------------------------

mutt, thanks for the visual bud ;-) .. I can always count on oprano to enhance my breakfast eating experience ;-)))))

Good morning Serge, Meni ...
MikeW (Filthy Bastard) steppin' on piss clams and whatnot ...

Serge, whats the biggest check you ever receieved in the the mail.
Like US postal mail, kind of mail, not like email mail. real mail like them mail the mail man brings you. But you can consider fed ex kinda like this mail too. UPS i guess too, just not email or like fax mail is there is such a mail. regular US postal mail.
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another brilliant
GFY message board subject
"Biggest Check you've received in the mail.. "

That board is so useful!
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Mutt....

Yeah... I stumbled to the finish line... Guess I should have got
on the Indiana bandwagon... I just
don't like Indiana... I picked
kent state and oklahoma, and indy
bitch slapped me twice...

But what the hell it was fun....
HriseTim

Oh shit looks like you used mutt's ink by accident...
nothing too sensitive I hope ;-((

Timon

"Honey? Is there any reason why your breath smells like ass?"
******************************
I dunno why this makes me crack up so much... sounds like a question I could only imagine being asked in a Steve Martin movie.
Optional Ass juice, semen and golden showers... do i hear any milky titty talk

What is "ass juice"??

diarreah??

Timon

rofl serge. Did you just look that up on yahoo?
RRRED
************************

no way!!!

I looked this up on MSN
;-)))
Serge

the world is out of control. I watched part of a porn video about 6 hours ago. The chick was really hot, looks like a cheerleader, then comes the anal scene which is now requisite in today's porn but that's not enough for her, she has to disengage her butthole from the guy's dick at least 4 times and then lick and suck her ass juice from his dick. Uh.............i'm no prude but that just doesn't turn me on.

Imagine the horror if your woman is cheating on you and the thing that tips you off isn't like a strange hair on her clothes or some male cologne but it's her breath smelling like ass. "Honey? Is there any reason why your breath smells like ass?"

mutt

Toys R Us shopping spree
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<invisible ink>



</invisible ink>
Serge
Tue, 02 Apr 2002 06:28:12 - IP: 172.134.30.129 - Post # 71083
******************************

Serge,
You used the wrong ink, it doesn't react
with my Stasi UV lamp...

Try again please because I can't read it.. :-((

Timon

rofl serge. Did you just look that up on yahoo?
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free