Meni,
like this one?
;-))

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
levels fund in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in
semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the class burst out laughing, the poor girl's
face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn't taste
sweet because he taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.
Serge

what did u get Morgan for her birthday?

serge the <invisble ink> tag isn't WW3 compliant and only a bastard version of Mosaic from 1996 supports it. everybody is seeing those :(


mutt

Serge its body fluid Tuesday
Ok start the semen jokes
Go!

On my brighter note, Morgan turned 5 today
woohoo
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, new, fresh, fun, tasty

Memi, you mean the "golden" shower right?

The Producer
*******************************

oh boy, here we go again!

will there be a day on Oprano without body fluids?
;-))
Serge

Producer, Serge is really strict with his golden showers, and makes the cute guys drink lots and lots of water, so the urine is crystal clear.

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Yep it's all that asslicking he does
RRRED 80 cents per signup with remote email boxes!

I'll be pretty swamped getting things ready.
************************
Do I need to give you my "RRRed's Trip Reminder" of packing? :)


Peaches

mutt
is there are any unclaimed prizes,
send them my way
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Serge did you shower yet?
Meni
**************************

why????
is that a Friday already???????????
;-)))
Serge

15 thousand satisfied webmasters
***********************************

sexually???

Shol is Da Man!

http://isjustanasshole.com
;-)))
Serge

Memi, you mean the "golden" shower right?



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Serge did you shower yet?
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YEP here I am. WIDE ASS AWAKE! Jeezus Christ I've been up since 4:30 am dammit.

Anyhow if anyone needs to go over anything with me and arrange times to meet in AZ this is the time to do it cuz I'll be pretty swamped getting things ready.
RRRED 15 thousand satisfied webmasters

Mutt,
what are you talking about?
that message was for Timon only,
it was supposed to be invisible for everybody else,
what did I do wrong with html tag?
;_)))
Serge

really serge? you know that is a pretty big niche in porn these days... big gaping butt holes.

gotta admit it's one of the more clever names for an adult video series Planet of the Gapes. Is that Seymore Butts' line?


mutt

Wig,
I spoke with Todd, thanks!
he DOES have better rates than my current broker,
coolio!
Serge

Is Hirise Tim sulking? He actually picked the most winners in the contest, 76% compared to JMM's 73% but JMM got more right when the stakes were bigger.


mutt

Ask Todd for a glass buttplug. Todd loves to give out goodies!
*******************************

<invisible ink>
ask for one size bigger than he sent me,
it was to small! ;-))
</invisible ink>
Serge

You won your self respect by picking Maryland last night. That is more than any prize an Oprano sponsor could give you my friend.

Ask Todd for a glass buttplug. Todd loves to give out goodies!

http://www.naughtyglass.com
http://www.naughtyglass.com/money


mutt

mutt, what did I win?

Timon

Sharky yup JMM won your banner package.

Congrats Krazeeazz. Please send me an email so we can get your prizes arranged. MikeS too.


mutt

krazeeazz,
sorry, but I did NOTHING, besides giving your boyfriend FREE sexuality exam!
;-))

he ALMOST passed
;-)))
Serge

Mutt -

How are the prizes being divided? More specifically, who won our banners? JMM?

If so, send me an email Jeff. We can give you a credit on current work, or bust out those 25 banners for you:-) Congrats!
sharky What can we do for you?

GOOD MORNING OPRANO!!!!

I would like to congratulate all the other winners in the march madness hoops contest. I would also like to thank the following for making this all possible.

National Net, Spamwealth, Mr-Cash, Webinc, Naughty Glass, Mach 10 Hosting, AAAADult Design, Fresh Webmaster Content, Making Bank, X-Rated Studio, Harem Group content and Cybernet Expo.

And Special thanks to Mutt, Serge, Mikeai and Oprano.
krazeeazz

mutt,
FYI,
Oplus had a record day yesterday
Serge

Wig,
with what I see in "profit reports"
I doubt that April will be good for stocks...
Serge

Serge,

Probably about 9;30 est. It's my
brother.

btw, this is probably the last day
for that minor bounce before time
runs out and the decline ensues.

cycles seem to be elongating and a
low could stretch out to months end.

Wig ACH Debit

cj,
have your vault ready...John is filling the application
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Wig,
what is the good time to call your friend?
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Wig,
Pinpoint those flats for me. If they're down where I grew up, I can probably put you into some fish.
************************

Torone, I used to go to Port O'Connor,
Port Aranus and Rockport. But, I
moved to the N. GA mountains last
year.

We always fished in the flats,
usually out of a kayak or my buddies
boat that was designed for that type
of water depth.

I miss it. It was a lot of fun
fishing with fly rod and barbless
fly. We always limited out and
caught a good buzz. ;-))

If I ever get back that way, maybe we
can hook up and do some fishing. ;-))


Wig

i dont like Spanish food much.
**********************************

don't go to reataurants, go to "tapeo", the way spaniards do.

They just travel from one tavern to another, each has it's speacial snacks and wines, taste wine and food @ 5-10 places...you'll do fine
;-))
Serge

JR, enjoy! Barcelona is on my list of places to see,
heard lots of good things about it
------------------------------------
Barcelona is really nice. there is a lot to see and like everywhere else in europe, it would take some time to see it all.

i am just here for a couple days. What is completely amazing is the architectural designs by Antoni Gaudi. http://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings/Sagrada_Familia.html

http://www.op.net/~jmeltzer/Gaudi/works.html

it is amazing that this kind of work could get all the way through a city beurocracy and become reality.

i dont like Spanish food much. But i am sure there are great restaruants everywhere here. I have never spent much time here.

gotta go now before my wife drags me back away from my computer :-(

i am leaving tomorrow for Cannes. :-)
JR

http://www.onzin.com/fun/sex.txt

the way sex was in 1997!
;-)))

"You've come a long way, baby!"
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Opti
Interesting study. Since I do not have clients to go see today I'm twisting one up and going to the gym :)

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

when is oprano going to have a gimmicky time sucker that DOESN'T relate to sport?!?!?!
cj (vaginator)
*********************************

cj,
we can do political pick'em
;-)))
Serge

I liked Sean's free server so much I just had to keep it :) http://mach10hosting.com/
**********************************

Opti, you are not alone,
I heard the same from Russian TGP guys who used to be hoasted by LikeWhoa.
Serge

Or light up a fat doobie.. reboot your pc and don worry mon ;-)

"Most people think of marijuana users as dreamers with the attention span of a gnat and no memory worth the name. Wrong. "
http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/memory.jsp

Opti New Scientist Says It's Ok.... so pass the dutchie!

JR, enjoy! Barcelona is on my list of places to see,
heard lots of good things about it.

How is the food there?
Serge

Or upgrade to a real mail client ;-)

Timon

Ryan,
Sounds like you need to run 'Inbox Repair' or reinstall.
Torone

I have a question I thought someone here might be able to help me with. I'm useing Outlook Express 5 and when I open it up it will get my emails, but if I close it and try and open it again I get an error "Folder could not be displayed" and I have to reboot in order to view my mail again. Anyone know how I can fix this?


Ryan AAA Adult Design

WOW... been hanging out in Barcelona today. Beautiful city! amazing architechture and much to see.
JR

when is oprano going to have a gimmicky time sucker that DOESN'T relate to sport?!?!?!
cj (vaginator)
*********************************

Isn't that what you did already yesterday? ;)

And Mutt is rrrrrright on... I liked Sean's free server so much I just had to keep it :) http://mach10hosting.com/

Optional mach10 is a host that sponsor stuff

Wig,
Pinpoint those flats for me. If they're down where I grew up, I can probably put you into some fish.
Torone

Lookin' at that pic I referred y'all to last night, I can see why...I like to eat! Back then I did more than my share of 'pinchin' tails and suckin' heads' (MikeAI knows what I mean); and I make about the meanest gumbo around. Unfortunately, I don't have any current pictures of me; but you wouldn't recognize me now for the weight loss...
Torone

Good Mornin', Oprano!

I'm sittin' here with my first cup of 'resurrection coffee', wondering why I drive a fuckin' truck...
Torone

take a look at this site...
roxxer Logo Design

billy, i beat you?!??!??!!


cj (vaginator) $1, 989, 000 left ... how much do you want?

57? You da man!! ;-)

Timon

Timon.. shit I was tied for 57th..

I am moving up in the world : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Only true assholes read Oprano : )

Oh I was looking for the bottom rank ;-)

Well I did better than 30 other people while I entered in
the last day, imagine if I had played from the start ;-))

Timon

Probably not the best time to post, but....

Has anyone heard rumours that Mastercard is going to stop 3rd party processing?

If so, that leaves Visa as the gorilla. Not good news.

Anyone in the know, your thoughts would be appreciated! :)

Britt....
Brittany

Opti won some dedicated hosting from Mach 10 in the Olympic Pickem contest. He liked Sean and his setup enough to move his stuff there.

got any ideas for a non-sport contest/game?

is the World Cup soccer this summer? Europeans and South Americans go crazy for soccer.


mutt

thanks mutt


cj (vaginator) $1, 989, 000 left ... how much do you want?

one thing I learned in marketing,
NEVER bring atttention to inferior and small competitiors

Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)
Mon, 01 Apr 2002 11:42:11 - IP: 172.169.212.189 - Post # 70911

cant help but
you not take advise of yourself
rob mac not small competitor now
sorry

Monkey

Timon you are there, tied for 115th place. U got the game tonight right!

cj

Mach 10 Hosting
http://www.mach10hosting.com

plus NatNet who sponsored March Madness


mutt

does oprano have any hosting companies sponsoring here other than candid hosting?
cj (vaginator) $1, 989, 000 left ... how much do you want?

timon, you had about as much chance as i did of winning that darn comp!!

when is oprano going to have a gimmicky time sucker that DOESN'T relate to sport?!?!?!
cj (vaginator) $1, 989, 000 left ... how much do you want?

Did JMM bribe you to take me out the competition because
he couldn't handle the heat?

Timon

Hey mutt, my rank on the March Madness got deleted....?

Timon

Shit I did not win again : (

Maybe this weekend I can win the top cook contest at the crawfish boil : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

Did I win anything for Top Horse-Cock washer?

:)
Vandy

Did I win anything for top transsexual?


chris All Adult Design

hehe, tuffruff was talking smack today about how bad he was kicking my ass in the pool. Check the final standings there tuffy. ;))


Ulfie No basketball here, just porn

you did great Brandi! Only Krazeeazz beat you for top girl.

Hey Todd maybe you can send Brandi a prize package, she got her picks in late last round and I could only give her credit for one win.

Todd's loves to give the ladies toys :)
mutt JMM WINS NATNET MARCHMADNESS CONTEST! SEE HOW YOU DID HERE!!!

Mutt

I was so close

DAMN
Brandi WEGCash

here's what might have been if it had gone Indiana's way.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/indianascrewedme.html


mutt JMM WINS NATNET MARCHMADNESS CONTEST! SEE HOW YOU DID HERE!!!

All Hail JMM, Resident Satirist and now reigning King Of March Madness!

Congrats to MikeS - 2nd Place!

Ditto to HiRiseTim - 3rd Place!

And Krazeeass who is female - Top Girl!

thanks to National Net,Spamwealth,Mr-Cash, Webinc,Naughty Glass,Mach10 Hosting,AAAADult Design,Fresh Webmaster Content,Making Bank,X-Rated Studio, Harem Group Content and Cybernet Expo for providing all the prizes!!!


mutt JMM WINS NATNET MARCHMADNESS CONTEST! SEE HOW YOU DID HERE!!!

lol....my gf actually had a rooting interest in this game for the same reason - at times it seemed she was more interested than Maryland was ;-)
thanks to oprano and all the sponsors :-))

MikeS

Gonna go make love to the wife now, got to make hay while the sun shines! As soon as I redeem the $100 in glass sex toys, I might not be her first choice!!!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

mikefold,

:(


mutt

Maybe i just thought i did and never did it.
Damn it
Boneprone
*********************

yeah, reminds me of your sex life
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

mutt..
we're at the beach house...she's driving me nuts here..

what a sloppy game
MikeFold Help

well i can't be 100% certain that you didn't. But i didn't see any picks from you. Technical glitches can happen. Only one other person has contacted me saying they put picks in but he/she didn't get any credit. I totally believed them but i still couldn't give them credit.
mutt

damn i must have forgotten or something? Shit i could have soworn i did. Maybe i just thought i did and never did it.
Damn it
Boneprone

serious?
I swear i did?
Boneprone

nice try boneprone :)

I actually remember looking at your name last round and noticing that you didn't make any picks.




mutt

Hey guys, just wanted to spread the word that I love you all!

Later,

Fucking INSANEMIDGET
InsaneMidget TGP2 - Is it really a new idea? ah, yes, it is.....

take it easy, Torone. ;-))
Wig

Hey Mutt, could you look into it, i could have swoprn I had Indiana and Maryland picked for the fial 4 games and never got the points for em?

Boneprone

Speaking of pussy, I gotta go look at some pics of some...I still remember what it looks like; but I gotta build a site or two. I have to get up at 4:00am tomorrow for an early pickup.:(((
Torone

I told you, if you want CD's LMK.

Family owns a brokerage firm that
specializes in CD's.

I'll give you my brother's # and he
will get you best rate in the country. ;-))
Wig

Lisa,

I vaguely remember seeing Labyrinth, was it the one with some puppets in it? Jennifer Connelly would have been a kid in that. I didn't know she was a child actress.

I was reading in a newsgroup where everybody was talking, guys mostly,
talking about how different she looks, for the worse, and how bummed out everybody was that her once famous rack had virtually disappeared. One post I read said that she's lost her breasts because she's now so thin, almost anorexic, and she just had a baby plus her dress was the kind which flattens out the funbaggage.
Then somebody posted a link to an article, reputable paper if i remember, and in the article it says she had DRASTIC breast reduction surgery!

That's sad. Why would anybody do that. Probably because she thought it was holding her back from roles she wanted. Or maybe just tired of being known mostly for her breasts.

Now I remember Labyrinth, I was getting it confused with the Neverending Story.

Basketball starting. Good luck JMM and all the others who have a shot.


mutt

Wig,
I don't know, I don't watch it..it took webfather to grow it to $14 a day the whole 37 days
;-))
I'll check it in a couple of months
;-))

what I do check is:
4% on bank 2 years CD's,
I think it's a good deal and safer than Money market
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Serge,

Are ppl using it? Do you get real-time
stats on the buying/selling going on?


Wig

Wig,
45 minutes from hit to beach.

Serge,
That was the best reply I could come up with on short notice...;)

ulfie,
None taken...When I go fishing, I usually look like that. Look at some of the other pics...:)
Torone

Cool, so we can start talking about
pussy now?

You know, all this fish talk started
when Cybrglide wanted to see a pic
of the wifes snapper.

The only pic I had was that damn
fish. Wasn't a snapper, but what
the hell. ;-))
Wig

thanks for the plug, cj!

pusi.com and pussu.com are for sale!

Special discount for...fishermen!
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Wig,
you made me look at my yahoo e-mail...
234 all together
Serge buy gold, pay with gold, watch it grow bigger than your dick! ;-))

thanks wig :-)))

ok, it was only a matter of time before the fish conversation got around to pussy ...

cj (vaginator) $1, 992, 500 left ... how much do you want?

You are on fire. ;-))


Wig

Wig,
I honestly don't know...I lost count after the first 210...
Serge buy gold, pay with gold, watch it grow bigger than your dick! ;-))

Serge,

How many e-gold accounts do you have
set up now?
Wig

Torone, no offense but that pic looks like Oscar Madison goes fishing. Only thing missing is Tony Randall whining. ;))


Ulfie Sorry, nof fish here, just cash

Fair enough Torone... =)

Maybe someone should shoot some pix of nekid women fishing.....

Anyone have some to post ;)
Paul Sweet Serge is out for dinner....put link to Oprano on the page you post here or...vaya con Dios

Oh my goodness, seems I've made the asshole list. And I always thought that DiamondJim was asshole enough for all of us at PMB. ;))

mutt, meant to ask you this the other day but I forgot. Do you remember Jennifer Connolly in Labyrinth with David Bowie?




Lisa 'Happiness' is just an anagram of 'penis pash'.

Torone,
if you can confu=se those 2 smells-
you are fishing in the wrong waters
;-))
Serge buy gold, pay with gold, watch it grow bigger than your dick! ;-))

Torone,

I bet that was a hell of a fight! How
long to bring it in?
Wig

When I was down in the Valley, I had the big ones' addresses and phone #'s...
Torone