Runk,
with vision like that,
can you tell me which processor will be the next DMR?
;-)))
Serge

morning, Oprano !
(see, I told ya Hogan was gonna' lose!)
Runk Got Gay Traffic?Give It Up

Wig,
where the interest rates are heading?
I still have way too much in MM and it's burning my pocket
;-))
Serge

Morning Oprano!

Hope everyone had a good weekend. ;-)

Wig

Good Morning

You can always get a look at South Florida here, but I don't know why they have the camera pointing west
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-webcam3.htmlstory

I love August in south Florida, no need to wear clothes so I do everything naked, does give me some strange looks from my clients.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Colin,
I honestly don't know...
I was always after "big score" money and my mind is not primed for "nickles and dimes".

I'd never survive in today's environment.....
Serge

today's weather in Souht Florida is 88 F
so, August will be lots of fun
-----

yeee haaargh!!!!
i'll be very eager to escape winter by then!

cj (vaginator) Plans for april?

MJH,
Lyford is such an unusual name, I gotta ask...Lyford, Texas?
Torone

Serge,

"Pocket money" is ok with me if I just have to write a program once and it does all the work.

How much is pocket money?

1k/month?
2k/month?
3k/month?
10k/month?

How many sites on average (per day) would than entail to reach $x ?
Colin We come from the Land of the Ice and Snow ...

BTW, to all heading to Internext in Florida in August...
today's weather in Souht Florida is 88 F
so, August will be lots of fun
;-)))
Serge

hahahaha

Like I said "a bestseller"!!

;-))
R3K

no, R3K,
I am "serge" and who the fuck is him?
;-)))
Serge

"locals" are mostly WWF webmasters
------------------------------

Serge who are you Vince McMahon?

;-))
R3K

Timon,
smack downs R'Us is a better name
;-))
Serge

Serge - LMOA ;-))
This board should be renamed to Oprano Smackdown Arena ;-))

Timon

Timon,
not so!

"locals" are mostly WWF webmasters
;-)))
Serge

Yeah, the guys on the main board are mainly
thumbnail gallery webmasters ;-))

Timon

Chris,
your AVS message will get better milage at
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Cleo and her posters are much deeper into AVS than main board is
;-)))
Serge

People dont listen to these guys..
*********************************

you don't see many faces around who didn't listen to those guys in 1997...
Ian who never listened to anyone,
still posts on Tommy's Newbies Board
;-)))

"perpetual newbie"
;-)))
Serge

People dont listen to these guys..

Use my AVS.. I am doing it just to meet other webmasters and make friends!!


chris $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet

Colin,
AVS is good for pockey money, but bad for acumulating real wealth...unless you are the one who is running AVS
Serge

How much can one make in AVS?
*********************************
30% of what one would make if he'd be using a credit card
processor instead ;-))

Timon

Colin,
serge is not a goat, he only fucks goats...
HUGE difference
;_))
Serge

"I tried to figure myself out once...my brain almost exploded...."

A brain attempting to comprehend itself. this is difficult. The furthest I've gone so far is to realize that

apple -> orange
Serge -> goat
Colin We eat goats for dinner!

How much can one make in AVS?


Colin St. Patrick wuz here .. no snakes though!

Morning everyone. :)
Colin St. Patrick wuz here .. no snakes though!

Can you guys <img src> him out of the businees please.

Euro
************************

and what's gonna prevent the next one from filling his shoes?

PROCESSORS, is where it all starts and all ends.
Serge

Ive been in the AVS business for a number of years and really stuck to AVS related boards, but its time I ventured out into the bigger world !
******************************

...and in 1997, on YNOT board,
I convinced one girl to get out of AVS business which was bringing her whoapping $2000 a month.
Today she is retired and has more CASH than 99% of posters on this board, me included
;-)))

NEVER LURK when you have a right questions
;-)))

Serge

AVS? What is AVS?

Timon

Hey guys you want to talk AVS bring it.. Let's talk AVS!
Martin Let's talk AVS

Hi CJ, how are you ? I believe we met briefly in Vegas this January..
---

where and when? this always worries me ...

:-))
cj (vaginator) home of the $70 signups

Serge, just saw this fucker listed on one of my referals
http://www.russianrape.com/?id=pornocruto_yrd

Can you guys <img src> him out of the businees please.

Euro

All this AVS talk... just wanted to make sure you've all seen the ever-popular Hosts4Porn Guide to Profiting from AVS Sites:
http://hosts4porn.com/guides/avs_1.cfm

It gets rave reviews!

Enjoy,
Allison
AllisonH4P Hosts4Porn - the adult Web hosting resource

"I tried to figure myself out once...my brain almost exploded....
SykkBoy"

Hence the dreads...to plug the holes. :)


Lisa Recurring Sponsors == Recurring CASH!

So Brad retires and I am the ASS?


chris $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet

I tried to figure myself out once...my brain almost exploded....
SykkBoy holy fuck me running

>>>>Im his favorite AVS..

He just don't know it yet..

chris $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet>>>>>

Uhm, he said AVS not ASS chris


RRRED Promote Join4free Gold and earn Join4free $1.00 upsells

Thanks for the welcome Mike..

Hi RRRED, I dont have many AVS sites at the moment, I sold most of them last year. My fav AVS at the moment is www.adultverifier.com they are small but have great service.

Hi CJ, how are you ? I believe we met briefly in Vegas this January..

Hi Chris, hows it going ? :)




MJH MegaMasters - AVS Resources

many have been committed after trying to 'figure us out' :-)))

its best to just join the madness!!
cj (vaginator) home of the $70 signups

Im his favorite AVS..

He just don't know it yet..



chris $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet

>>>I've been lurking here for a while now trying to figure you lot out

Well when you figure them all out will you fill me in? ;) Welcome to Oprano, MJH.... How many avs sites do you have? Who's your fav Avs? Fav sponsor?


RRRED Promote Join4free Gold and earn Join4free $1.00 upsells

Hey MJH, welcome to the Gumbo...

Make yourself at home!

:-)


Mike AI

Hi All

I've been lurking here for a while now trying to figure you lot out, and thought I would eventually post and say hi.

Ive been in the AVS business for a number of years and really stuck to AVS related boards, but its time I ventured out into the bigger world !

Regards

MJH

Email: mjh@lyford.net
ICQ: 48263855
AIM: MJHLyford
MJH

Just got home from a delicious St. Patty's meal..and that's because I didn't cook it:-) Peaches, it's been a long time..hope to see you one of these days!!

Mike, make sure you let us know when you will be in town and we'll clear our schedule so we can hook up! And I'm holding out for that hug directly from you...you've always given a mean hug:-):)

JoeE..before I can set you up, I need to see you again for myself...I forget what you look like:-):-) Besides, your Mom misses you..and so do I!!


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Crystal,
when I learned on Sharky's board he wasn't home,
I almost went to visit
you
;-))
Serge

Oh Serge,
You should have seen Sharky, he thought he was Michelle Kwan in the parking lot! ;o)
I didn't know if he was break dancing or trying to catch his balance!

I'll make mike put the pictures online soon.
Princess Crystal Sharky On Ice

lol. I thought the same thing. a Half Moon is a cross between a cake and a cookie. lol. taste damn good though. they looked at me like i was crazy when i said i didn't know what they were.

Gavster, Can you vouch for the half moons?

lol.
sharky Niagra Falls In The Dark

Have you ever had a Half Moon?
**********************************

nope...
when I moon somebody,
I do it all the way!
;-))
Serge

Serge -

Family in Buffalo and upstate NY(Utica). Flew into Buffalo on Wed., Drove to Utica Thurs, drove back Sat. morning and went to Niagra Falls Sat. evening. Got back this morning.

I realized I cannot be in NY and stay on my diet. TOO MANY bakeries and nice italian places.

Have you ever had a Half Moon?
sharky Niagra Falls In The Dark

Sharky,
what a nice boy like you doing in the place like that?
;-0))
Serge

Oh.. and It's Fucking Cold Up North!


sharky Niagra Falls In The Dark

*Note to self*

1) Learn to walk on Ice.
2) Can't see Niagra Falls in The Dark
3) Canadians know how to cook Prime Rib!

:-)
sharky Niagra Falls In The Dark

Read earlier post Chris...

Mutt has been kidnapped by Agent 69, and is now in bootcamp to become an internet guru!

Actually Mutt has lost his computer, whole thing bombed - so he is in process of getting a new one and getting things back in gear.

Fortunately no picks need to be made until later in the week!


Mike AI

Is mutt at church?

I notice the standings arent updated?


Fr. Pornoman $20.00 For Free AVS Signups...Highest Paying on the Planet

Johnny, be good
;-))

Meni, yea, I do, but...it ain't my business how one wants to call themselves
;-))

Serge

Serge,

It's been nice to chat, and I'm definitely going to bed now as have to work for living. May come by this way again and thanks once again.

Johnny %+)
Johnny X

Serge you know what Malaka means right?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Johnny,
it did come from UK all right
;-))

whales are everywhere,
except Iceland where they kill them for sport
;-))
Serge

Serge,

That looks like a UK license plate!

The guy looks like my neibour!

Johnny :+)
Johnny X

PS I don't think my photos are illegal, at least not in the state of England!
*************************

for your private use- they are not, but when you are trying to engage in the commercial enterprise,
that is another ball of wax
Serge

No, Forest is just a village idiot,
we let him come from time to time on boring Sundays so he could entertain us to the best of his abilities
Serge

Serge

I'm glad about that. Are you and forest an item? I've never made the acquaintance of an American lady. Only English, Scottish, Portugese, Chinese and Mexican (wife of a Navy friend)>;+)

Johnny

PS I don't think my photos are illegal, at least not in the state of England!
Johnny X

They're so polite they always hand you a tissue after the nasties!
*********************************

this one has not!!!
http://cotac.com/serge/priceless2.jpg

;-))

Serge

hahahaahahhaahha,
I always liked britts,
and you just gave me one more reason for it
;-))
Serge

Serge,

I'm back! I'm over here banging a lot of the polite English and Scottish lassies. They're so polite they always hand you a tissue after the nasties!

Johhny
Johnny X

Did someone say play by play board
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/gameUpdate?gameId=224000018

1 hour 35 minutes to Grapplerama 18
Vick upsets anyone

Is it ok for this polite English guy
***************************

damn, what happened to the polite English and Scottish lassies?
Serge

Mike

Thanks. Is it ok for this polite English guy to hang out on this board a while longer. I'm "board" to death and there's nothing on TV. Will try Cloe.

Johnny
Johnny X

Blondy,
what panty comment?

I am not as multi tasking as you give me credit for
;_))
Serge

Srge I am so dissapointed no panty comment??


Blondy

Hm,mm .. a play by play board... not a bad idea.. ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

JohnnX, Cleo can take good care of all your needs...

http://www.opranosearch.com/msgboard/


Mike AI

hahahahahahah
Serge playing Post nazi again

Goo ahead Serge I know u have Control Issuse


Forest Serge, I wanna have your baby

Serge,

Logging of after this one. Don't want to irritate forest anymore. I'm not a tranny by the way, I'm a married guy with two kids and a lesbian (now bisexual girlfriend). Maybe chat again sometime.

Johnny :+))
Johnny X

JohnnyX

There are some GREAT newbie boards
and some Awesome content Boards

NONE are here though
this is a PISS board Serge has bladder problems
Forest Claudia, pay Mart what you owe!

Forest,
they missed you at
go fuck yourself
;-))
Serge

TE

U need a play by play board
Forest I am a moron, thanks Oprano for letting me in

U have PMS today we understand
Forest
************************

who are we?

you and your claudia who owes money?
Serge

And I get to see the replay to confirm my pissed off status!! GRRRRR~~~


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Guess there must be real people out there.

Johnny
Johnny X
Sun, 17 Mar 2002 02:58:58 - IP: 195.92.67.67 - Post # 66115
______________________________

Well that AND serge
Forest

we are 5 hours behind you.

Other boards....they all come here to get wisdom anyway,
we got used to it
;-))
Serge

Forest,
66110 was deleted, it ain't your personal dating service, you know
Serge
Sun, 17 Mar 2002 02:59:11 - IP: 172.149.105.110 - Post # 66116
__________________________

hahah OK Serge

U have PMS today we understand
Forest

CALL THE FUCKING GOALTEND ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Serge
You have this Unhealthy Fascination with Trannies

what Gives?

I wish I had tranny content
Its selling for a Premium right now

Forest

Forest,
66110 was deleted, it ain't your personal dating service, you know
Serge

The weather's not bad and getting warmer. It's 11.05 pm over here, what time of day or night is it where you are? I'm actually glad that someone actually replied. This last couple of boards I tried I just got blanked! Guess there must be real people out there.

Johnny
Johnny X

I always ride my bike downtown if I go out to the bars. When i go to watch WrestleMania tonight I won't even drink, just eat chicken strips and drink Mountain Dew!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Tiger does it again

30 PGA wins youngest to ever do it
Forest

Forest, did you sign up any trannies for your programs today?
Serge

I have on green panties and a matching green bra. :p

***

Courtship is a time during which the girl decides whether she can do better or not.

***


Blondy

See.. nnow here so far in the second half they have played shitty! So shitty I'm losing my voice from screaming at the tv!! ;>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Erin Go-Bra-less!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
For those of you inquiring I am fine now, I had a near death experience on Friday night and let's just say that I have a new appreciation for life, the business, and ER doctors.

I won't go into specifics, but always watch your your drink when you are at a bar, it only takes a second for someone to "dose" you with something. Be careful driving today the stat I saw on the news this morning scared me shitless. In SD county today there will be an increase in DUI's to the tune of 20% of the people driving on the road are drunk.

In Orange County, DUI's were up 64% last year!

Please don't drink and I drive...Even if I think you are a moron, I am telling you this because I care and had a step sister killed by a drunk driver years ago. Take a cab if you get ripped, it's a small price to pay when you compare the damage you can create to not only your life, but other's.

Have a great day Oprano! and wish D$ a Happy Birthday!
KB

LOL JohnnyX

Listening to Serge can ONLY be bad for your Business and your Health

Love Ya serge

;)
Forest

Johny, any time.

how is the weather in London?
Serge

Serge,

I really meant it when I said thanks. I suspected that the industry would have its pitfalls, especially for an absolute novice who really isn't interested in the business. Just trying to do a friend a favour. (British spelling). So thanks once again and it's been interesting! :+)
Johnny X

Johny,
if you don't know what you are doing, it can be bad for your ass...
some "webmaster" (Tjay) thought he knew what he was doing and we'll hear his story once again 6 months from now when he gets out of jail.
Serge

Serge

Thanks. I get the message!
Johnny X

We treat everyone with respect!
***********************************

except you, Forest
;-))
Serge

Johny,
I want to help and here si my advice:
stay away!

Serge

Hi Guys

You all seem to know each other so I hope you don't mind me butting in on your message board. I'm just a guy who likes taking photos, but my problem is I have met a lesbian girl who wants to sell her photos. This is difficult as I'm no webmaster. The best solution I can think of is to sell direct to a resource site on an exlusive basis. Is there anyone out there willing to help in anyway?
Johnny X