hmmm....MikeAI,
just make sure pkAI won't spank you!
;-))
Serge

Ahh PK for you, I would work something out!

I know it would be tough, but it would be cool to have a webmaster car show. Between everyone in this industry there are some nice rides.

I even hear some people are burning up clutches in Lotus' lately!


Mike AI

Mommy PK,

Can I have a new house???..

Pleeaasseee (Flexing Muscles And Smiling Bashfully)
R3K

DaaaaaaaaaadddddyyyAI,

Can I have a new car???...

puhhhhhleeezzzeeee (batting eyelashes and smiling sweetly)
pkAI

DADDY!!!!
EddieAI

I thought my bastard kid was a daughter! :-)


Mike AI

Jokes about child support, not paying child support and starving children is a small humor niche that you do not often see being exploited.

JR

Wow. Can I play in that basketball contest? If I win the money from http://www.spamwealth.com http://www.oculusadult.com and http://www.webinc.com I could pay the vetenaryan to opurate on Snuffles. maybe I could win some naked lady pictures form http://www.xratedstudio.com and http://www.freshwebmastercontent.com and sell them to my freinds at school so I could buy some new shoes cuz these ones got holes in em.


EddieAI

>>> And there will be a Top Female prize

Wow, reeally!!! Who? Cleo? CJ? Rrred? :-)))

Oh, and I owe a couple of belated responses:

Enforcer, beg more! LOL! :-)

Nick, yeah I will be there. :-)

Dravyk your two-minute daily must-read

Hi,

My name is Eddie. I am Mike's bastard son.My mommy Jan hates Mike for not paying her money. I dont hate MikeAI I am hoping to become a porno guy just like my daddy when i grow up. I just wish I had some food to eat. My tummy hurts when I dont got food for a couple of days.
Well I guess Mike aint here tonight so I will go try to stop my Mom from crying cuz they towed away her car and my dog Snuffles had to be killed cuz we ain't got no money to pay for his surjery. Then I will go to bed and dream of eating good food like my daddy eats.

goodnight

Eddie
EddieAI

ok, to all the nice people who are sponsoring National-Net's March Madness contest your buttons are all up now. Everything's ready except for I don't have the tournament bracket yet.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

Winner will get $1000.00 Cash and another $1000.00 worth of prizes.
Gotta figure out 2nd and 3rd.
And there will be a Top Female prize, $500.00 Cash and enough glass sex toys from Todd at http://www.naughtyglass.com/money you'll need the economy bottle of Windex!


mutt March Madness Is Upon Us! Win $$$ Win Prizes Here!

Voodooman
Sounds good
Ready when you are
Either bar-b-que or seafood ....
or better ... both


Vick Kill two birds with one stone: Feed the homeless to the hungry

....MikeAI, conspiracy theory gets more and more credible..
I almost got electorcuted today when I put outdoor light in the receptacle....

somebody out there is to get us for sure
;-))
Serge

Sweet T..
Remember if you give Mike RED wine he will take his pants off, make a note of that !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Diamond Jim in New Orleans ???

I had fun last night with MikeW

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly new proggie, new tour, it converts

Ok, no drinking tonight for me!


Mike AI

Mutt...

Really, MikeAI is working hard....we spent all night interviewing girls to find out if one of them has his bastard child. We even called in reinforcements from the Mayors office....KC has been very accomodating and has learned that to be a Mayor in Atlanta there has to be a little corruption!! Even though none of the girls said they had his child, several offered to be a host for his next one.....and he turned them all down....I am afraid that Mike is getting weak in his old age!!!

As far as trying to kill him, that is the truth....Matt is drawing up a new will for Mike to sign that leaves his shares of Oprano to me...(both of them :)....so the agenda tonight:

1.) Get Mike drunk
2.) Get him to sign
3.) THEN kill him!

I figure 2 shares of Oprano is probably worth more than my whole portfolio lately, so its worth it!! :)

--T


SweetT NationalNet

Ohhh come on Mutt, I am working!!

I am going to be like OJ, endlessly searching the world for my bastard child! haha


Mike AI

Congrats Timon :)

Thanks again Edd :)

Have a excellent night everyone..

Maqua Custom Feeder Sites

Why does MikeAI have a bachelor party every two weeks? :)

mutt

Hmm.. you sure it just wasn't operator error Serge?? ;>))




TheEnforcer Making Ban- where else cau you get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites?

Serge be careful on those personal watercrafts! If something happens to you, the SergeBot is not fully functional. So keep those typing fingers safe!


Mike AI

we saw Al Goldstein reading newspaper on his backyard...sold him 3 lifetiem memberships,
business is business
;-))
Serge

I am gonna try to become the first person ever banned from Oprano.

Thanks for the kind words R3K.
AaronM
*********************

if at first you don't succeed,
try and try again
;-))


Serge

BTW,
when boat overturned,
my wallet with all the checks sent to us in the last 2 weeks got wet and...
please resend them,
and you can fuck the goats too!
;-))
Serge

SWEET! ;-)

What did I win? :-)

Timon
Sat, 09 Mar 2002 11:15:55 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 63968
----------------------
The right to fuck Serge's favorite goat!!

;>))



TheEnforcer Making Ban- where else cau you get $84 per trial signup on 100+ sites?

Sweet T is trying to kill me.
*******************************

and Jim almost killed me!

Waverunner overturned!

MikeAI,
I don;'t know about you, but I believe it's a conspiracy!
;_))
Serge

Sweet T is trying to kill me. He is by far the best host I know of!

I have also been enjoying my stay with KC, mayor of Buckhead, and Ambasador from Cabo.

Aaron M, no one gets banned from Oprano but nasty board spammers...
We let everyone add to the gumbo!


Mike AI

AaronM, um, they'll let anyone post on this board eh? ;)))
----------------------------------
I am gonna try to become the first person ever banned from Oprano.

Thanks for the kind words R3K.
AaronM FRESH Pro-Am Teen Content

Cleo ride over to coconut creek
i'm here
hee hee
off of hillsboro
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo it's a nice day here to but, I'm too hung over to do anything else.....
Martin Hi

Today is too nice of a day to sit indoors. I'm going for a bike ride, try not to miss me too much.

Cleo (bio hazard) motorcycles anyone

SWEET! ;-)

What did I win? :-)

Timon

Afternoon Oprano.

Congrats Timon..

Hope everybody is making the bling bling =0)))

Peace
Martin Hi

Congrats Timon!
Aaron has excellent content.
R3K Tipper Gore gave me her approval

Timon, Alot have because..
1) Alot of webmasters do not think
before they speak.
2) People want to think they have
the power to lead.
3) The majority of people in this
industry are not as intellegent as they would like to be.
-------------------------------
i think biology, genetics and male ego has a lot to do with.

"King" generally implies power, control and authority... qualities women seek in a man, as well as how men in general, like to see themselves.

we are really simple creatures :-(

JR

Ok Opranauts! We've got a winner in the ARS Caption contest sponsored by http://ampcontent.com

CONGRATS TIMON!! Your caption was chosen as the fave!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

And there's more fun and games on the way!

(and thanks CJ for not ripping me a new one!)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) OpranoGuru™

R3K - Your wise analysis makes me believe you do not belong
to the majority you mention ;-))

Timon

Oplus News Update
****************

Child Model Site Under FBI Investigation

let's hope this one goes the distance and these sites get nailed for being exactly what they are - kiddie porn. Grown men don't join websites to admire the beauty of a child. Sick fucks do tho.
Only good thing i can say for these sites is maybe these sites satisfy some of the these losers enough so that they don't go out and ruin some kid's entire life.

Mob Connected Video Porn Mogul Loses To The IRS

L.A. Teacher Awarded $4.5 Million In Harassment Case

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Optional,
Who's joking? I, too, learned to waterski in only swim trunks (in the Arroyo Colorado at Arroyo City, TX.), LOL!
Torone
Sat, 09 Mar 2002 08:47:19 - IP: 24.242.224.121 - Post # 63956
*********************************

Please stooooppp the memory inside my bum is making me whince ;-)

I installed zone alarm a minute ago and am kind of dismayed about what the default settings do to the web surfing experience.. stops animated gifs animating and banner blocking options. I notice that it's a huge advantage to people using flash banenrs though... that dirtydollar one stands out like the dogs balls with all the other animated gifs stopped dead ;-)
Opti

Why would anyone want to be the king? It's the most
vulnerable piece on the chess board...
-------------------

Timon, Alot have because..
1) Alot of webmasters do not think
before they speak.
2) People want to think they have
the power to lead.
3) The majority of people in this
industry are not as intellegent as they would like to be.
;-))
R3K

I actually expected alot of
webmasters to pick the king.
****************************
Why would anyone want to be the king? It's the most
vulnerable piece on the chess board...

Timon

Colin Great Answer.

I have asked alot of people this
question. And have recieved alot of
varied answers.

I actually expected alot of
webmasters to pick the king.
R3K

Vick,

The weather is warming up,
you about ready for a bar-b-que?
Couple more weeks and its
travelling weather on the bike.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Optional,
Who's joking? I, too, learned to waterski in only swim trunks (in the Arroyo Colorado at Arroyo City, TX.), LOL!
Torone

Sorta like falling off waterskis at high speed...that's been called 'a 40-mile-an-hour enema', LOL.
***********
from a man who learned to water ski without a wet suit... dont EVER make jokes about this ;-)


Optional Link Site Owners

Btw only 18% of webmasters want me whacked.Much better than I anticipated.Plus it seems everybody loves spam
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
well, of course...well they like the $$ from spam, they just don't like recieving spam ;)))


AaronM, um, they'll let anyone post on this board eh? ;)))

Enforcer, who says you can't drink beer while hunting? You've obviously neer been to Elk camp ;) (btw, cj, tell stalin we're still on for some elk hunting, beer drinking and high altitude shennanigins end of this year :)))
SykkBoy Make More Bank

If you were a chess piece which would you be? and why?

A knight. Not so much as for what it is but for what it isn't.

Rooks go too straight.
Bishops are religious.
Queen. Wrong Sex.
King. too cliche.
Pawn. No, thanks.

The Knight is knowledge how to fight
against his Prince's enemies,
He never makes his walk outright,
But leaps and skips, in wilie wise,
To take by sleight a traiterous foe,
Might slyly seek their overthrow.

- Nicholas BRETON (1542-1626), The Chesse Play.

Colin 4 Free Bucks. Checkmate! And no deductions!

Timon
Good to hear that CCBill takes care of our wildlife.
******************************
Yep, CCBill takes care of the wildlife like Ron Jeremy takes
care of a pretty chick that accidently stumbles over his dick ;-))

Timon

Cleo,
I guess it depends on how kinky he is; but how kinky IS a guy who fucks goats, LOL?:}}}
Torone

Timon
Good to hear that CCBill takes care of our wildlife.

Cleo (bio hazard)

I wouldn't worry about them, I'm
sure CCBill can hook them up ;-))

Timon

Timon
There will be a lot of very lonely goats.

Cleo (bio hazard) Lap dances and fist fucking

Why is it that I think Serge will be water skiing next.
*****************************
No he won't, unless they'll invent
special wheel chair ski's ;-))

Timon

Sorta like falling off waterskis at high speed...that's been called 'a 40-mile-an-hour enema', LOL.
***********
Torone
Why is it that I think Serge will be water skiing next.

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian) Lap dances and fist fucking

Cleo,
"I hear sliding off the back and having the jet hit you in the crouch can be an experience"

Sorta like falling off waterskis at high speed...that's been called 'a 40-mile-an-hour enema', LOL.
Torone

Timon
I guess then he will be known as Serge the talking head.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Cleo, I don't think he'll die but it's likely he'll be paralized
from the neck down...

He'll have to learn using one of those tongue keyboards ;-))

Timon

Hey does anyone wanna go sky diving with me next weekend?
I make a real good companion for dangerous activities ;-))

Timon

If he dies we could just have him stuffed, mounted and put on display, do you think Emi would notice?

Cleo (bio hazard)

He may not be able to type, people often break both arms when
they slam into another waverunner...

They also usually break their jaw so he couldn't dictate either...

Timon

We may have a much more simpler and mellow Serge by this time tomorrow that just kind of sits and drools in the corner.

Cleo (bio hazard)

do you think any of these stories are triggering his 'board radar'?! perhaps he will feel compelled to turn around, and come back!!
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Cleo,
;}}}
Torone

The other day a guy here got decapetated by a mooring
line of a large yacht, his vision was so blurred by the salt
water he didn't see it coming...

Timon

They also often get stuck in shark nets and then get eaten by
the sharks trying to get in...

Timon

But head on collissions and boat collissions are the most
common because people get salt water in their eyes and
don't see very well...

It often results in instant death ...

HAVE FUN SERGE!! ;-))

Timon

Or slamming your teeth into the steering wheel...

Timon

I don't think hitting the jetstream with your nuts is very likely,
what I'd be more worried about is crashing into a wave head on
and then bouncing with your nuts on the back handle....
that's gotta hurt ;-))

Timon

timon!! nasty!!
LOL

cleo, hmmm that was a detailed description for one with no experience!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Timon
Serge does have that very sexy pot belly...

Cleo (bio hazard)

I've never rode a wave running, but I hear sliding off the back and having the jet hit you in the crouch can be an experience.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Actually... what you don't have
can't ache so Serge will be OK ;-))

Timon

but serge is fit!!!
LOL

i don't think sore muscles will be a problem ...

who wants to place bets on how long he will stay on top of the water?!??!?

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Hahaha Serge will be very edgy tomorrow,
severe muscle aching does that to a man ;-))

Timon

cj
Thanks, but I think that this morning will have to be a wake and bake morning, where did I put my grass?
---

LOL
think i'll join you :-)

serge, i think you should call up about a cover note or something LOL
have fun :-) waverunner's are awesome fun!!


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Torone
Not sure, I see big tits and a penis, OMG, it's a tranny!

Cleo (bio hazard)

Cleo,
Forgive me, but I feel really evil this am...Is there a guy or girl hanging out of your mind?;)))
Torone

j,
Jim tells me his wave runner has no insurance,
I usually good at sinking those
;-))
Serge our processing is NOT a joke!

cj
Thanks, but I think that this morning will have to be a wake and bake morning, where did I put my grass?

Torone
I wasn't driving so my windshield is fine, but I think my mind has been a victim of a hit and run.

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

serge, just remember, the challenge is to try to sink the wave runner ...

:-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

I would like to say good bye to everybody,
just in case I don't survive my first ride on wave runner...

John,
please forgive all debts to public and privates if I don't come back
;-)))
Serge Epoch, you can collect where John leaves off ;-)))

Cleo,
Check your car...make sure there's nothing hanging out of the windshield.;)))
Torone

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to
defend him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's
expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know
another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial
lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a
jury." The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began
his testimony. "I saw Jud mount his goat from behind," he said,
"and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and
lick Jud's pecker." The accused farmer was devastated and had
all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls
whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do
that..."


**************************

Clay, thanks!!!!
;-)))
Serge your not beasty processor

Euro,
I think he was asking what is the alternative to .htaccess.
Torone

I'd be the player because I like
being in control ;-))
--

am i the only one who found that incredibly arousing?!

/me hands cleo a virgin bloody mary

cj (vaginator) Want a part of 2 million dollars?! details coming 1st april!!!

Is this the place for hangovers? Now I remember why I don't usually don't drink.

Wake up it's time to see porn.

Cleo (bio hazard)

If you were a chess piece which would you be? and why?
********************************
I'd be the player because I like
being in control ;-))

Timon

Ok.. well all seems to be dead here.
Here is a question for you lurkers.


If you were a chess piece which would you be? and why?
R3K

I was wondering where you were.
;-))
R3K

ouch....vodka and wine is NOT the best of mixes
;-(((
Serge

Aaron, the best you can hope for is making the asshole list and even if you do you are in good company. :)


Ulfie

Hey mutt, I have a lot of donations going out right now. I am already sponsoring the Oprano Caption Contest. Thanks for thinking about me though.

Ulfie, I bet I can at least get shunned around here, if I try hard enough.
AaronM FRESH Pro-Am Teen Content

and my backyard is full of vampires...

Cleo (bio hazard)

Just got in and I'm somewhat drunk, is this the newbie board?

Cleo_LinkUP (traffictarian)

Mr. Cash, life is good. How's Zhora treating you? Well, I hope. ;)


Ulfie

Ulfie! 'sup?
Oprano! 'sup?
MrCash!

I said this before,
Look guys, Is mail.yahoo.com/hotmail.com/etrade.com using .htaccess? Ever wandered why?
Time when necked ass jpeg's under .htaccess was generating $0.47 per minute is rolling out...

>Since 90% of adult sites are on Apache servers what is the better alternative?
Apache is just fine, if used properly.

Euro crack.sh

welcome Aaron.

this joint is usually jumpin. feel free to add to the Oprano gumbo.

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

hey wanna donate some content as a prize for our HUGE NCAA March Madness contest?


mutt

AaronM, I bet you won't get banned from this board. ;)


Ulfie