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hmmmm.....since when KK said NO?
;-))
Serge
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Dunno never asked her.. Jettis went through my bloody link site (they weren't processing for that site of course) to make sure I wasn't into bad shit before they would set me up at all! I just know they wouldn't look after Beagle Porn for Enforcer/Honey! thats all ;-)
Optional my search for sexy beagles was fruitless at Jettis

Hehehe. I love my dogs but not THAT much!! LOL

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hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Cash

You may not be able to get a processor!
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hmmmm.....since when KK said NO?
;-))
Serge

My male beagle especially likes tolay in the v shape of the back of my legs!! :>))
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this is starting to sound a bit intimate!

Enforcer, Honey and 4+ dogs in bed.. might outrate that snoopdog site... but I dont think http://jettis.com will handle that sort of content... You may not be able to get a processor!
Optional Beagle Weagle

BTW- mine each pick a side and cuddle up!! :>))My male beagle especially likes tolay in the v shape of the back of my legs!! :>))

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Well, darn it Enforcer, we can never sleep in the same bed together. :( Between your two dogs and my two dogs, it would just be too crowded! Mine compete over which one can get the closest to me - makes me feel loved - even though it's merely a body temp issue - kinda like the guys I date ;)
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Peaches.. that's what KING SIZED beds are made for!! PLENTY of room!! :>)))

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"honey, I have a terrible headache!"
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Serge, I have migraines - sex actually HELPS them - I'm the woman that says "C'mon honey! I have a terrible headache!!" :)

Peaches

Well, darn it Enforcer, we can never sleep in the same bed together. :( Between your two dogs and my two dogs, it would just be too crowded!
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women...always come up with excuses!

but....
at least this one is more creative than:
"honey, I have a terrible headache!"
;-))
Serge

hey, Voodoo,
I found one in my garage,
and it's yours!

want me to bring you it to NY?
Serge

Well, darn it Enforcer, we can never sleep in the same bed together. :( Between your two dogs and my two dogs, it would just be too crowded! Mine compete over which one can get the closest to me - makes me feel loved - even though it's merely a body temp issue - kinda like the guys I date ;)

Green Onion Sausage? Sounds YUMMY! Send some up to Wig and I'll snag another free meal over there :)

We have tons of deer here in my subdivision - but no hunting - I think they know that and tend to hang out here when it's deer season :)

Peaches

As for not being able to
drink beer while hunting,
thats all been changed.
http://www.camelback.com/rec/cb_act.cfm?id=90

Unless your talking about
not being able to drink
because you wont be able
to hit anything.
:-)
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

TheEnforcer,

You like them older
ladies dont you?
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

look at that little baby dear ....... weak !!

notice the beer on the fender ...... drunk !!

don't get on Biggy's christmas list, he sents game instead of steaks !!

100% TRUE !!

;-)))
Cybrglide they host better than they hunt !!!

Cybrglide,
do you still need slippers????

http://www.mach10hosting.com/buckmaster/hunt.jpg
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hahahahahahhaha
;-)))))
Serge

I like you and Stan.
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Mike, you are a PERVE!!!!

I like Julia!
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01072002/DSC01263.JPG
;-))
I guess this will be the second wedding this year I won't get an invite
;-))))
I'm saving a fortune on gifts!
;-)))

Let me see if I can save some more....
Jam, did MikeAI really burn your trailer?
;-)))

Serge

his hunting adventures are much like his BBQ trips, drunk and weak.
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Cybr...wheres the love? I see you still bitter from the last hunting trip.

http://www.mach10hosting.com/buckmaster/hunt.jpg

Big_S Only takes a slight breeze to keep us up ;)

you see, Sharky, did I tell you this morning that MaxCash shaved the goat or what??????

Serge (You only need to signup once to send hits to all of the Mr-Cash)

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Hahah. Big_S.. that sound like A LOT more trouble than it's worth!! And if I'm drunk i'd rather fall in a lake than fall down with a loaded gun!! ;>))

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Cyberglide,
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sean,
Make it 200yds ......
Nick Everybody loves Nickatilynx (a new series on NBC)

Serge, I'm moving your slippers to the closet,
I'm tired of seeing them next to my bed when I get home.

;-))

Cybrglide unlike my dick, ........ 99% uptime !!

Ahhh Meni.. NOW you're talking Jenna's hot and all but Jill Kelly is DA BOMB!!

:>))

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Nick, you don't have much to worry about.

I've heard ALL about Biggy's hunting adventures and his aim.

his hunting adventures are much like his BBQ trips, drunk and weak.

;-))
Cybrglide unlike my dick, ........ 99% uptime !!

Nick,

You pussy! I'd give you a 100yd head start before I started shooting. ;))

Big_S Solid as a rock!

Hmmmm...hunting with Big_S.
Me, in a forest with Big_s....with guns...hmmm.I'll pass ;))

""Oprano with pastel colors"""

Nice!!! hahahahahahhahahaha

Nick I need more Russians!!!!!

50/50 rev share proggie
for JillKelly.com open
and we had MikeW do an awesome tour
and Jill has tons of content
and does live weekly shows
http://www.jkcash.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jill Kelly Official Site proggie open!!!

One more thing, Tuhk. I take pride in my friends, and my friendships.

KC was an advertiser, no longer - yet we will be spending lots of QT in Atlanta this weekend.

Of course I am going to talk to him about future business! :-) After I get him a bunch of lapdaces! haha

Mike AI

Tuhkman, I do not want to get into a piss with you. I like you and Stan.

However, the way you went about the redesign of Oprano left a bad taste in my mouth.

I have dealt with my websdesigners, none have ever charged me until a design was complete.

You forced the issue of designing something for us, we did not approach you. Then we said we would like to see what you can do, the work your guys performed were subpar.

You had the opportunity to work with Ed, who is a webdesigner of his own and get something done. But bascily nothing was up to our expecations. So I tried to handle and deal with you guys myself - cut out middle men.

You guys were no where near my vision, I kept sending e-mail and talking and all I got was Oprano with pastel colors. For the prices you wanted to charge, I wanted much more then button changes and colors.

So in Vegas we sat down to speak about my other vision, and we came to an agreement on that.

Then within 2 weeks we got a bill for past designs that were ALL rejected. I think it is standard operating procedure and industry standard to only pay on a finaly product with design. ( I have worked wiht Sharky and MikeW many times na have sent them back to make changes, sometimes tons of them over weeks- but I still only got charge with 1 final product, not nickled and dimed. Not only this but if you had a different way of billing, per hour or whatever you tried to do - I suggest in the future you put it in writing so people don't feel like they are getting screwed.

So it was very frustrating to say the least. While I like you guys, I would not use you for any future design. I would rather work with Todd, Sharky, Mike or others.

Sorry for the long rambling post... I am out to lunch!

Mike AI

Hunting is BORING! Can't even sit there and chug beer like you can while fishing!!
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Enforcer,

It can be done...your not trying hard enough. Just remember to take an empty gallon jug for all the out going beer ;)

Big_S Solid as a rock!

JR,
The numbers of relatives and friends that want me whacked is why conferences (where it appears the number is 1 in 5) seem very safe :)

hmmm,wonder why Anthony and Redlion agreed to go so easily and then smiled at each other....hmmmmm
Nick I can't steal your money....honest

Serge,
Ok out of the other 9 how many were:
1.)known names
2.)kiss ass bitches
3.)generally being disgustingly nice?

also the refreshing of webmasters from CE webmaster progs to that boards didn't seem to work too well :)You gotta be subtle with webmasters :)

Also are many people here considering going to:
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

As if opranos are going me,Ant, and Redlion would attend. (I know,its unbelievable,me going to a conference,but I have confidence knowing only 1 in 5 webmasters want me dead.)

Nick run out of ideas for a tag line.....cam,you want to try?

Hunting is BORING! Can't even sit there and chug beer like you can while fishing!!

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Btw only 18% of webmasters want me whacked
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are you excluding relatives and office employees?

BTW, do you have live stats for the "whack factor"?

JR

JR....obviosly you've never hunted wild turkey.... ;)

REAL wild turkey are very wary and have extremely keen senses...
CAM

Netsurprise had 17 posts!!!!

How many were staff,serge? ;))
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only 8, the rest are genuine
;-))
Serge

""if any animal whose sole natural defense is to stand there and look at you while you load your gun and drink beer poses a challenge, then... :-))) ""

Like Surfers? ;)))

Btw only 18% of webmasters want me whacked.Much better than I anticipated.Plus it seems everybody loves spam
Nick Its just too evil.......

You mean I can get paid to hunt? Where do I signup? ;)
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But then again... if you are challenged by Turkeys... you may want to consider a new profession. ;-)

if any animal whose sole natural defense is to stand there and look at you while you load your gun and drink beer poses a challenge, then... :-)))
JR

I get paid to hunt surfers ;)

I have even been ripped for my hunting methods by the old ynot and others.
Nick Go hunt some surfers

Blondy,
maybe you are not in the know and I ask too much of you...
enjoy your International Women's day!
Serge

You mean I can get paid to hunt? Where do I signup? ;)
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Become an Alaskan resident... apply for your guides license... learn to fly, own several planes.. then fuck people by charging them $15,000 to shoot brown bears off the porch of the cabin.

how you kill the brown bear is NEVER important as the story you make up later about how your gun jammed, he charged you and you shot it 3 feet from where you were standing.

JR

morning all,

seems the board is already busy this morning:)
sextoyking we have glass dongs and $$ for you..

Netsurprise had 17 posts!!!!

How many were staff,serge? ;))

Wake up Dravyk,you fucking trekkie!! ;))

Nick Its just too evil.......

professional hunters?

You mean I can get paid to hunt? Where do I signup? ;)
Big_S Solid as a rock!

Stats???
What stats Serge darling??

Blondy

They are also a very challenging hunt
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Turkeys??
My father is a Brown Bear guide in alaska... and i have noticed that with all the professional hunters i have met in my life, there does seem to be geographical patterns to animal intelligence. what else could it be??? the hunters? :-)))))
JR

Turkey kicks ass because you can just keep stuffing yourself
wihout having to worry about little bones being in the way ;-)

Timon

Timon,

Turkey is good. I have a great recipe for fried turkey. They are also a very challenging hunt. Spring season starts soon here in Texas.

Big_S Solid as a rock!

whatta I do???????????
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Well since you have the flue...

have a nice hot cup of chicken soup and take a good rest today ;-)

Timon

it's big thing in Russia, 8th of March...the official begining of skirt chasing season opening

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fuck! my whole office is shitfaced. people do not realize that for women in Russia it is a bigger holiday than any other for woman.. more than new years, birthdays or anything.

the rest of the world barely knows it exists.
JR

Timon,
I don't have dictionary...
;-((((

whatta I do???????????
Serge

Check your dictionary Serge, it's not "hacked"...
the correct word is "censored"

Timon

Ok which dickhead changed my post?? ;-))

Timon
Fri, 08 Mar 2002 09:04:02 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 63744
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Timon,
we've been hacked!!!!

did you click on the URL you posted in that post?
Serge

Yeah I prefer turkey, maybe those American doves are nice
and juicy but the dove I tried I had to scrape tiny bits
of meat off with my teeth off the poor things rib cage ;-)

Timon

Speaking of dove....
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Timon,
I had to ICQ Big_S and berate him for eating the peace bird too! ;-)

Opti Icon Eaters Live Here

Serge, here's some freaky news, check it out:

http://news1.iwon.com/article/id/216557%7Coddlyenough%7C03-07-2002::11:45%7Creuters.html

Timon
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Ok which dickhead changed my post?? ;-))

Timon

Speaking of dove....

I was in a restaurant in Vietnam once and they had dove on
the menu with a little drawing of a white dove with an olive
branch in it's beak (the symbol of peace).

I thought that was so tasteless I just had to try it and it did
taste pretty good although not much meat on those things ;-))

Timon

Serge, here's some freaky news, check it out:

http://opranoplus.com

Timon

Big S.

I've never had dove.. I've had deer though. Never heard of Backstrap.

maybe I led a sheltered life?+
sharky AAA Adult Design

hmmm....probably not,
I love webmasters, but hate their gatherings
;-)))
Serge

Serge:

March 15, 16, 17 and I am going the 16th and 17th. We have a new straight shot toll road to Tampa from Hog Wallow, Fl. It's less than an hour's drive. El Presidente is letting me ride in his new Pickup...as long as I don't smoke or fart.

Dusty In war sometimes you find the Angels have peed in the touch hole of your musket!

Timon,
we saw it yesterday
Serge

Hahaha Timon.. they don't do it too often and it's not a bad thing today as there is all sorts of great NCAA toiurnament play from confferences around the country today!

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http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0308/1347666.html
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I just know this SOB that New England didn't have problems dismissing on their way to a Super Bowl is gonna cause the Packers a fucking headache!! :>(((

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You speaking in code?
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Come on Shrimpy!

Dove breast - Deer backstrap.

You city folk...I tell ya ;)

Big_S Solid as a rock!

Serge, did you see this yet?

http://news1.iwon.com/article/id/216557%7Coddlyenough%7C03-07-2002::11:45%7Creuters.html

Timon

Dusty,
when is Tampa meet?
Serge

If I had dogs and they'd do that to me they'd become
fish food real soon ;-)

Timon

Serge:
Are you going to the Tampa meeting? El Presidente and I are attending...we need to learn something! I'll be the little fat old guy flapping my arms wildly to get rid of my TITTIES.
Dusty In war sometimes you find the Angels have peed in the touch hole of your musket!

Timon,
old news, that was a topic of yesterday's discussion,
Mutt posted it yesterday night
Serge

Timon,

Today was one of those days when my dogs woke me up a good 2 1/2 or 3 hours earlier than i normally would!! Not quite fishes are they?/ :>))

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"I'm cooking up some dove, backstrap and sausage"

You speaking in code?

lol
sharky AAA Adult Design

Holy shit...

http://news1.iwon.com/article/id/216557%7Coddlyenough%7C03-07-2002::11:45%7Creuters.html

Timon

BigS... you going to add a 'lil bit o sausage??? ;-))) I'll see you Sunday night! Bring yo A game G! ;-)))
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Speaking of sausage, just got back from coonass land. Picked up 30lbs of green onion sausage. It's the best stuff you'll ever eat. Bring the family over Sat. I'm cooking up some dove, backstrap and sausage. Your bring the beer ;))

Hard to bring yo A game when you have no game at all ;)

Big_S Solid as a rock!

BTW,
it's big thing in Russia, 8th of March...the official begining of skirt chasing season opening
;-)))
Serge

Hey Serge,
How do you recognize International Woman's day?

Blondy
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Blondy,
did you see your stats below?
Serge

Crystal told me it was International Woman's Day this morning. I told her...

"I guess It's good I married domestic!"

:-)
sharky AAA Adult Design

I never claimed to be bright:-)
sharky AAA Adult Design

Hey Serge,
How do you recognize International Woman's day?

Blondy

made me look!

:-)
sharky
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Sharky,
believe it or not, but....
the average intelligence of a webmaster is NOT much higher than the average intelligence of a surfer
;-)))
Serge

They probably had their best advertising value on Oprano
ever in the last hour ;-))

Timon
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they surelly did, because they took off their stupid corporate suits and went into the trenches with me!

hahahahahahahha
;-))))
Serge

They probably had their best advertising value on Oprano
ever in the last hour ;-))

Timon

great!

because 4 mins ago 3 anons one after another posted on your board that MaxCash shaved a Goat yesterday!
;-))
Serge
Fri, 08 Mar 2002 07:47:03 - IP: 172.149.238.250 - Post # 63710
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made me look!

:-)
sharky AAA Adult Design

Nevermind, I am buying Sexcounter banner instead ;-))

Timon
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ahhhh...
great!

and as always,
Oprano means Business!
;-)))
Serge

BigS... you going to add a 'lil bit o sausage??? ;-))) I'll see you Sunday night! Bring yo A game G! ;-)))

Nick/Ant - heard you spoke to my boy! Glad you can get some biz rolling! Now how about that mainstream stuff I mentioned to you Ant??? ;-)))

Lisa... thanks for the response, DJ hit me back. ;-)

HiYa sharky

bpj Go ahead and write me a bad check!

Timon,
sorry, mate, but you have to pay 20% extra from the quoted price now
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Nevermind, I am buying Sexcounter banner instead ;-))

Timon

Serge, I see you have the gumbo boiling this morning ;)
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yeap, the damn flu is killing me!
;-((
Serge

If they give oversized discounts like that it can only mean
one thing...
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damn,
how did I know that kicking ass is always more profitable than kissing ass?
;-)))

Timon,
sorry, mate, but you have to pay 20% extra from the quoted price now
;-)))
Serge

me, Jealous?

Never:-)
sharky
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great!

because 4 mins ago 3 anons one after another posted on your board that MaxCash shaved a Goat yesterday!
;-))
Serge

Its on... just because its you Sean ;)

Opti

Morning Oprano!

Serge, I see you have the gumbo boiling this morning ;)

OPti, Sent you a few icq's. Hit me back when you have a spare moment. ICQ# 71333007

Have a good weekend folks.

Big_S Solid as a rock!

Serge, no thanks

If they give oversized discounts like that it can only mean
one thing...

Their advertising sucks and is overpriced and they know it
SO they try to get as much money out of you upfront because
the already know you are not going to renew after the first month.

Eventhough it's just your imagenary advertising deal ;-)

Timon

me, Jealous?

Never:-)
sharky AAA Adult Design

lots of piss this morning
sharky
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so?

are you getting jelous?
;-))
Serge

So what's the point of having stats if you don't know what they mean?

Timon
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Timon,
beats me...
;-))

as Tukhman said before....
we are NOT professionals,
and therefore can't give a fuck, as we know that no stats in the world will show us having 8000 uniques/day anyway, so why bother????
;-)))
Serge

wow. lots of piss this morning
sharky AAA Adult Design

Timon,
I found very cheap advertising
and it ALSO has 8000+ unique visitors a day!!!!!

(I think it's an industry standard now ;-)))

look at this!

Top Banner $1,500 per month or $3,000 for 3 months (3 months price is pre-pay only)
Second Banner $1,000 per month or $2,250 for 3 months (3 months price is pre-pay only)
Button Spots $ 500 per month or $1,200 for 3 months (3 months price is pre-pay only)

XXXXXXXXXX is THE future of adult webmaster resources, appearing as a plug-in on over 70 different sites webmaster resource areas. Your ads will appear on 75+ pages of over 70 different active partner sites.

Stats:
XXXXXXXXXXXX - 8,000+/- unique webmaster visitors/day.

#1 Top Banner Ad (468x60):
$1500/Month in a 1/5 dynamic rotation* on XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX;
250,000+/- impressions/month
(Banner purchases include FREE button ad - [see #2] & FREE text link on XXXXXXXXXXXX News Letter)

#2 Buttons (120x60):
$500/Month in a 1/5 dynamic rotation* on XXXXXXXXXXXXX;
(Button purchases include FREE text link on XXXXXXXXXXXXX News Letter)
250,000+/- impressions/month

#3 Second Banner(468x60):
$1000/Month in a 1/5 dynamic rotation* on XXXXXXXXXXXXXX;
(Banner purchases include FREE text link on XXXXXXXXXXXXX News Letter)
250,000+/- impressions/month

* Note: All ads spots are GLOBAL through 28 pages and appear on 58 different adult webmaster resource sites, AND others as they are added.

it's been around for few years and still has no major proggies advertised! It's a steal!!!

want some?
;-)))
Serge

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