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Mike,

She's the product of marketing genious. Backstreet Boys and N'Sync are the same. Together their sales are astronomical. I've got to wonder since none of them came out and made it on their own, how much their management team get's out of the pot? This is the day of the manufactured pop star.
Drestin

That's fucking ridiculous.... Mike AI will no longer do business with me and I have received multiple emails and ICQ's from people saying they heard I was into kp.

I have had enough.... get your lawyer ready Farrell.

Monk

Yeah Monk, everyone knows my stance on KP and those who even associate with it.

Far L is a serious man, and would not make any statements about KP without him being sincere about it.

Therefore, I will not be doing ANY business with you in the future!

:-)

Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

I have heard that the floors at conventions do get slippery from time to time.
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Damn cleaning folks use too much wax.... I think its an upskirt thing!

;-)

Drestin, that was inaccurate... she's a virgin.. she's be an UN-fucking Lolita Goddess! ;-)

fatbaby

monk no need for fist-a-cuffs. sue farrells ass. he has slandered and libeled you on a public forum. one in which being labeled as a KPer is worse then death.
J. Low

Monk,
they are and only bona fide IDIOT will joke with terms like KP for entertaintment purposes,
do you hear me, Far-L?
Serge

Thanks Serge. I have heard that the floors at conventions do get slippery from time to time.

:o)

Monk

Farrell Timlake,

I have printed your original post out for 'inspiration'..... see you at the next convention.

Monk

Usually, I would hope that your business is successful enough that when the lawyers finish taking it from you after you hit me there is an asset gained,
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Far-L,
I was a witness that his hand landed on your face by pure accident,
he slipped on banan peel you threw on the floor,
so don't be surprised when he sues you for broken fist as well
;-))

Monk,
and you thought I didn't like you
;-))
Serge (How do you spell CONVERSIONS?)

Drestin, I have to agree with you about Brittany. Another thing she has going of her is her marketing/image people. They have done an excellent job.

I guess they have learned from the past mistakes of other flash in the pan pop stars.

Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Monk: O.K, I guess you are proving that you are more mature than me when you threaten me with physical violence.

Whatever.

My alias is a contraction of my real name, Farrell Timlake, and I am pretty easy to find.

Usually, I would hope that your business is successful enough that when the lawyers finish taking it from you after you hit me there is an asset gained, but in this case I would not want a single dime from you profiteering on that premise, nor would I be able to give it to charity.

Whatever.

I will promise to send you my entire Dr. Suess collection if you tell me what your jail addy is.

Far-L seek therapy

>> Nobody blows away Brittany...She's a fucking lolita goddess.

how did you know my goat was called Brittany ? have you planted x10 spycam in my barn ???

spanno check out our free broadband feeds!

Yeah I have to say asking a question about lolita domains does not eqaute to being a kper.

It is not like Monk is processing lolita websites, or doing other nasty stuff that people who are well known in this business do on a continueing basis.

f-r l, what is your opinion of ccbill?

Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Meni,

Nobody blows away Brittany...She's a fucking lolita goddess.

(How's that for hitting two threads in one post?)
Drestin Sell your voyeur marbles here

you goat - yes

you - don't
;-))
Serge (How do you spell CONVERSIONS?)

>> for those of you who have a girlfriend/wife

does my goat count ?
spanno xxxdatabase content plugins

F-r L, here stirring the gumbo again huh?
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very poor job...
when I stirred "gumbo" on russian board yesterday,
the board is on the brink of the civil war, and it took less than 24 hours,
Far-L, need lessons?
;-))

Monk will "kill ya" with his right hand tied behind his back
;-))
Serge (How do you spell CONVERSIONS?)

oh, and you know how everybody fights on the boards and then makes up and kisses at the conventions..... welcome to a new day Far-L...you will not have such luck.

I don't mind pissing, but trying to toss me in with kp-ers is over the line.

Monk

"Troels: If it did, then I just went to 11..."

Good to see you are treating this like a joke.... I AM NOT.

Monk

HAHA What a line Mutt!

F-r L, here stirring the gumbo again huh?

You have step 1 down, initiate a fight with your rapier like wit.

Step 2 will be Monk and others coming back with their comments, and chances are they will not be nice.

Step 3, F-r L will start whining and moaning questioning why everyone in the XXXXX clique ( fill in the XXXXX) is picking on him.

Should I continue?

Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Far-L,

First, before I address your points.... let me say that your insinuation that i am 'kp scum' is gonna cost you. I will make a point of attending the next convention and give you a chance to say it to my face.

Fuck that, you have already said it.... I won't give you the chance to say it again. We'll see how tough a man you are when we meet face to face.

This just shows your lack of maturity to counter my calling you an idiot with your accusations of 'kp scum'. The 2 are not to be compared. Again, you are like a kid in the playground tossing around names because you got picked on.... this time you have gone too far though... and NOTHING can help you now.

If I just wanted to make myself look good, I would not have asked for opinions. Nobody here knows anything about my business and I am quite sure nobody would have found out I had that name if I had not brought it up.

The fact is, I know it is a dicey area and that is why I asked. I already quoted dictionary.com but perhaps Nabakov is the definitive book on the subject.

Anyway, I am not going to debate facts with you because it is a fine line and I do not want to sound like I am defending kp.

Most of all, I'm sure any facts would be lost on you unless I put into Dr. Seuss-speak for you.

Monk

yeah Jessica's hot but how come they don't have a brunette teen diva....i'm a brunette guy, to me blondes are like golden retrievers, they all look alike
mutt

Troels: If it did, then I just went to 11...
Far-L How you like me now?

Does Oprano have a piss-o-meter?
Troels
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Nah Troels, we at Oprano assume that the webmasters who stop by and read can decide on their own if there is a piss or not, and of course what scale the piss is on.

:-)

Mike AI Domains on sale... get them while they are hot!

Does Oprano have a piss-o-meter?
Troels

Jessica blows away Britney, Christina, Serge
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"I never thought of lolita as meaning under-aged"

Monk: Might I suggest that you pick up the book by Nabokov, "Lolita"? If you don't have time, and I know there is not a comic book version of it, you might want to check out the Stanley Kubrick film or Adrian Lyne's version.

I would have to declare that saying that you did not equate that name with underage material reveals an incredible lack of perception to the industry. I think you may be in danger to yourself. The only other possibility is that you are full of crap and trying not to appear like kp scum of the earth.

Nice to know that while you have been moralizing and admonishing me for my inanity that you have been pandering to the lowest common denominator of sick fucks imaginable.

What is the matter? Are you starting to worry about whether your cell mate will like your ass too much?

Far-L How you like me now?

Meni,

she looks like someone who's working for Vivid.
Troels

mutt
I love
http://www.jessica-simpson-pictures.com/gallery1.html
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Monk,

I personally don't have any problems with use of the word "lolita" .. however, since so many webmasters do have a problem with it, I don't use it myself.

Colin 4 Free Bucks. Contact me for special care.

Thanks for the feedback on the 'lolita' domain guys.

fatbaby, Jennifer Garner looked good last night, as usual. The best episode was the one with her in a bikini though.

Monk

hehehe
for those of you who have a girlfriend/wife

http://www.wain.com/coolgadget.mpg
Troels

Yeah,

actually I heard that the international bridge organization applied to be included in the winter olympics :))

No joke.
Troels

yeah the nipples are pretty fucked up but she looks pretty good.....she's got to be 35.

Troels i knew Canada didn't invent curling, i would have guessed Scotland though. I want them to add snowmobile racing and motorcycle racing on ice.....both sports already exist why not add them.
mutt

Ed I voted!

http://www.oprano.com/caption11vote.html

Did you vote??

Mike AI Vote now, takes 2 seconds....

Wish they would make it on votes... I am sure all of us could round up some clicks! :-)
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No doubt about that! ;-)
I figure that car's worth appx $35k-$40k... could be worth $100 worth of submissions! ;-)
This could be a great idea for a sponsor proggy to emulate! Give away one of these and I bet you would get a LOT of traffic from webmasters wanting to win a sweet musclecar!

bpj Go ahead.... write me a bad check! See what happens! ;-)

they had the coolest 'sports' in the Nordic Games. One of the last ones was automobile racing on ice :)

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Now this sounds like and event I could get into!!

Mike AI

fatbaby that is Tiffany who was the Britney Spears of the 1980's. Teen pop star. Looks nasty :)
mutt

Ok all you maginficent Bastards - I was about to go and get the newest caption ready when I saw that you LAZY-ASSES BASTARDS STILL haven't voted! There's only 29 votes at http://www.oprano.com/caption.html - WTT???? Come on, people!!! G0 VOTE NOW, Ya ungreatful bunch of COCKHOLSTERS! Don't make me get some of Serge's ex-secret police droogs to come by and point pistols at your kneecaps until you go vote - cause I'll do it!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Satan is My Motor

I dunno, those tits are kinda crooked, or as we say down here on the bayou, goofie eyed. Nipples go in 2 different directions.

Rest of body is pretty right... she is no spring chicken.

Wonder how Brit's boob job is?

Mike AI

Mutt, curling is not Canadian.

It's from the Nordic Games going back a LONG time. It was before the winter olympics. Most of the traditional winter sports originated from the Nordic Games. Like crosscountry, biathlon etc.

Funny thing is that very few wanted to create the winter olympics. Including Coupertain (don't know how it's spelled) and many north european countries.

Saw a documentary on it - they had the coolest 'sports' in the Nordic Games. One of the last ones was automobile racing on ice :)
Troels

Mutt.. that chick is a lot hotter than Britney...

but NOT as hot as the chick from ALIAS... ESPECIALLY in the outfit she had on last night... WHOA!

;-)

fatbaby

http://www.opranoplus.com/tiffany.html

i'd *uck her over Britney Spears. I don't like Britney.

Hmmmmmmmm.........what about Debbie Gibson? She was goodie two shoes. But she did record Candle in My *unt a few years ago so she might have loosened up.
mutt

http://www.creativecontests.com/

This is a cool idea, I think I will take a shot or 2. One thing that worries me is a contest that is so subjective.

From the site: "Use your own muscle power! We need a slogan for this car.
If yours is judged as the most creative, this car is yours!"

Wish they would make it on votes... I am sure all of us could round up some clicks! :-)

Mike AI

Curling ...... it's the buzz word for 2002. Alot of people in the States enjoyed it, once u watch it for awhile and know the simple rules, it's like watching bowling or golf on a Sunday afternoon, relaxing.

there's a new movie coming out, a silly comedy starring Leslie Nielson about curling called "Men With Brooms".

Curling used to be cooler, you see those push brooms they use now that look like the ones you use in your kitchen? Those only came into the game about 10 years ago. Before that it was real straw brooms and it made a really cool sound when the straw whapped against the ice.
They would actually 'sweep' just like you would with a straw broom. Now it's just pushing.

that's today's edition of Mutt's Canadian Corner

tomorrow's topic

Butter Tarts and Beaver Tails

mutt

Mornin Oprano!

MikeAI and other Musclecar lovers.... check this out: http://www.creativecontests.com/
You can win a '70 RT Challenger 440 6pak car.... not a Hemi, but the next best thing! ;-)))

bpj Go ahead.... write me a bad check!

I'm gonna sue the people that put up that games site for the
damages they do to my business by keeping me from my work ;-))

Timon

mutt.............
"The one exception has always been our hockey players, it's something Canadians cling to, that there is one thing in this world that we do better, and the game belongs to us."

so, you're trying to evade responsibility for the most exciting game in the olympics?

I am, of course, referring to "curling"
((o;

SportsFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

I'm not getting any work done here because I am too busy clicking
on stupid marbles goddamnit!!! ;-(((
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Just got a 548...My high so far
Drestin Sell your voyeur marbles here

Got it (bookmarking this time ;)) Thanks Michael and Mutt :)

Peaches

Peaches, there is a banner that pops up on Oprano from time to time...

http://www.domainapex.com/
Mike AI

Peaches

take a look at the ads on top of the board. It's there, DomainApex.com

Thanks Sean For sponsoring the Pickem
http://www.mach10hosting.com

mutt

Monk, I used to have a lolita domain with disclaimers all over it, 18-19 only, legal age text, etc. It still made me nervous and I let it go (maybe it's the one you have ;)) It all depends on your personal comfort level.

Does anyone have the link to the Directnic domain auction/sale site? I can't find a link anywhere on the Directnic site and I can't find the email they sent me regarding it - too many Marbles in my head ;) Thanks!

Peaches

Monk, it's a touchy subject...

iBill sent out this newsletter to their clients last week...
draw your own conclusions.

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Visa will be adopting a new policy that will affect certain online vendors
selling material that is deemed questionable. Websites that promote and/or
attract individuals involved in the proliferation of child pornography are
the focus of this new policy.

While not all of the details are known and the official release is pending
from Visa, it has been confirmed that credit card transactions will not be
processed for any site that makes use of words such as "pre-teen," "lolita,"
"pedo," or any other verbiage that can be associated with child pornography.
Sites, which include the use of such words within their domain name, will be
affected immediately upon Visa's activation of the policy. Sites using such
terminology to promote, market, or advertise their websites under any guise
will be targeted as well.

If you own or manage a website which will be affected by the new Visa
policy, you must remove all occurrences of the terminology mentioned in your
website including meta-tags, promotional and descriptive material, domain
names, marketing and advertising, and any other area which could cause your
website to be non-compliant. Sites that are deemed non-compliant will no
longer be able to process transactions using the Visa network. This policy
will be enforced by Payment Service Providers and Visa Acquirers.

Timon

Monk -

It's a tight line to walk. If it were myself, I wouldn't own the domain.
I would suggest you talk to your sponsor and make sure it is OK with them to redirect that traffic. It's ultimately their decision.

sharky Newbie Project Update

I have a question for you fuckers.

I picked up a domain a couple days ago that has a fair amount of pre-existing traffic. However, the domain name has the word 'lolita' in it.

If I have an index page that clearly says at the top and bottom that all women found thru my site are age 18+, is this kosher?

Before I got into the adult biz, I never thought of lolita as meaning under-aged.

Also, when I look up the meaning at dictionary.com, it is defined as females that are past puberty but before adulthood. It also refers to the fact that these women can be between 13-19 years old and offers the words 'teen' and 'teenager' as synonyms. We all know that teen is thrown around in our biz with no real intention of indicating girls are under 18.

What do you guys think about owning such a name and sending the traffic from my warning page directly to a sponsor??

Thanks.

Monk

Can you assholes please not post any links to any stupid
addictive games??

I'm not getting any work done here because I am too busy clicking
on stupid marbles goddamnit!!! ;-(((

Timon

Morning Oprano,

Congrats Opti,

Shoot me an email or hit me up on icq, #71333007, so we can get started on your server ;)

Big_S Mach 10

I'm a stupid foreigner in England and Autralia.
Colin 4 Free Bucks.We Speak the King's English and Shit!

Colin, I am a stupid foreigner,
what's your excuse? ;-)

Timon

and game scre depends on luck and starting position most of the time
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No kidding - my best score had the beginning board almost one block of color! Isn't there a saying "Lucky in Marbles, unlucky in Pickem"? :(

Peaches

Colin,
http://www.netives.com/Games/Marbles/Play.njsp
Drestin Sell your voyeur marbles here

http://www.netives.com/content.jsp?object=/Games.web/Marbles.web/Play.inc.jsp

and game scre depends on luck and starting position most of the time
Serge

Timon, you type like me.
Colin Put all your marlbes here!

Serge,

I haunt this castle.

What is the marble game URL?
Colin Put all your marbles here!

Netpond tried that, didn't pan out
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Perhaps but at least people could
verify their high socres ;-)

Timon

<sour grapes reply>

I notice none of you have scores that are verifiable in the top list.

</end sour grapes reply>

Drestin

So the other day, you guys got me hooked on that marble game...What are some of your high scores?
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764 :)

Peaches

Timon and I lost are marbles.
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You know I still gots mine ;-)

Timon

anybody know of any scans of Tiffany from her Playboy spread?
mutt

Colin,
JohnIP said:
""WebOverdrive have been very very good to us. Not only has the response been great ...we find that the webmasters we garner from their advertising seem to be amongst the most productive. -- John IP, Insite Investments
"

how come I never see YOU there????
Serge

are = our
Colin Put all your marbles here!

Timon and I lost are marbles.
Colin Put all your marbles here!

What is the marble game? I missed that.
Colin Put all your marbles here!

KC,
hahahahahaha,
good find
;_))
Serge

Hahaha...

Just heard this on CNN... This is Enron's new Voicemail greeting...

http://witcity.com/enron/index.htm

KC PayCounter Pays!

good morning Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Sell Glass Dildoes, as seen on HBO dude

what marble game anyway? ;-)

Timon

The previous designs worked great. The new ones work better!

4 Free Bucks. New designs!
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Colin,
why NEW? the old one didn't work?
Colin 4 Free Bucks

So the other day, you guys got me hooked on that marble game...What are some of your high scores?
Drestin
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731

Timon

whoops, I was wrong
;_))

Your Records
# Name Score
1 Serge_Oprano 628
2 Serge_Oprano 418
3 Serge_Oprano 395
4 Serge_Oprano 392
5 Serge_Oprano 378
6 Serge_Oprano 378
7 Serge_Oprano 376
8 Serge_Oprano 367
9 Serge_Oprano 366
10 Serge_Oprano 364

Serge

So the other day, you guys got me hooked on that marble game...What are some of your high scores?
Drestin
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Best I've been able to manage is a 552....

fatbaby

What are some of your high scores?
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621
Serge

Shatner said that his relationship with Priceline had broadened "from a celebrity spokesman to a customer who has enjoyed the significant savings and benefits of Priceline.com."

Times are tough for everybody, it seems.

So the other day, you guys got me hooked on that marble game...What are some of your high scores?
Drestin

R.I.P. Chuck Jones, creator of many of our favorite cartoons (Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, etc.).
Torone

Nice Masthead
ROTFLMAO

Cleo (bio hazard)

Serge,

Nobody would argue that you are not
an awesome web designer ;-))

http://web.archive.org/web/19970108002107/www.cotac.com/MG/metro/met2.html

Timon

Serge
It's spelled Mac not MAC. I think you have spent too much time in DOS.

Photoshop,
I used it back before it was called Photoshop and was a shareware app that competed with Mac Paint. I think it became known as Photoshop in version 2. That was back before we had layers and you did effects like drop shadows using channel chops.

I remember spending almost 10k for a Mac IIfx with a whopping 16 megs of RAM and 160 meg hard drive.

PS: Photoshop 7 was announced yesterday,
http://maccentral.macworld.com/news/0202/24.photoshop.php

Cleo (bio hazard)

Serge
I taught a Brazilian Photoshop, but I'm not sure that there is hope for a Russian.
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Cleo,
how sure you are?

I used to make living making signs in Photoshop (MAC version)
before you knew what Photoshop was...

WAnna make a friendly $100 bet that I'll have FIRST CLASS buttons made myself by the end of the day?

put your money where your mouth is!
Serge

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