R3K,

Cocoa Beach is great, I especially loved seeing Ron Jon's grow from this little shack into a monstrous building it is now.

If you are thinking about it, try to stay away from South... Central and up is the best!


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I'm seriously thinking about moving to Fla. I spent all weekend in cocoa beach and made my way through Fla.

I like it alot, although I wasn’t ready for the Fla Sun heh. I'm burnt badly. I'll probably be looking for real estate when I go down in March for the conference.

R3K Persian Kitty Interview

I was Ft. Lauderdale International Airport and there was this girl (she wasn't too pretty) and she just got stood up. Anyways, I picked her up and you know what they say about women and blowjobs...

I have never seen an ugly woman give me one!
=o)


Tony

I nvegas I saw Alexa with a wigga.So I pretended to be a makeup artist to get rid of him.

;))
Nick

When living in FL, I had
an old girlfriend call me
and said she wanted to come
visit,,,I was at the airport,
seen her, she changed, I
turned around and left
without picking her up.
Didnt get laid.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

I got a Meni meets Alexa in vegas story,
I say, "I'm Meni" her eyes light up, we spend next 5 hours together, and when we head to her room to "watch TV" her makeup artist shows up!!!!!!!!
I do not get laid
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I buy pantyhose,
They work great
as a lint trap
on your dryer.
:-))

voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

Meni

ahh, understood!


What kind of stories?
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

http://msnbc.com/news/710941.asp

What is going on with the world??


Mike AI Great new content coming out!!

voodooman, I am raising my daughter up in NH with my ex wife
I can't move

Ok lets exchange stories
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,

You know you want Meni.
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

voodooman
Please do not give Meni any ideas. I like Fl just the way it is, well I like summer better when all the tourests leave.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Meni,

Why dont you just move to
FL?
:-))
voodooman (Nobody is BEEFIER than me!)

An influx of anons trying to fuck with you.
**********************

Nick,
nobody wanna fuck with me
;-(((

you think the time has come for a shower?
;-))
Serge

Q.)How do you know your board is becoming THE board?

A.)An influx of anons trying to fuck with you.

A-G-E-N-D-A ?
Nick

exciting? yes
i'm going to fl march 6
***********
I'll be sure to remember not to move when you are around.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Lets swap personal details of our lives

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

you think it's a good time start swapping recepies and war stories?
;-))
Serge

exciting? yes
i'm going to fl march 6

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Peaches
That is better then what I'm doing so far today. I'm just setting up networks, very boring.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Anything exciting happening?
Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
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I'm going to the bank and then to Ace to get some pine straw! That's pretty much the highlight of MY day :)
Peaches

Anything exciting happening?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Timon ... I was going with anons bring ing down the average.
Colin 4 Free Bucks. $.75 email. 1:20 conversions. No deductions!

Serge, I'll give you a fair retry tomorrow morning, I'm
going to the beach with my family now ;-))

Timon

Timon,
I'm there waiting for you!

4 mins game?
Serge

WF - I'm not excited about the clicks, I'm excited about
beating Serge in under 5 minutes eventhough I didn't play
chess for 10 years ;-))

Timon

And please just keep it between you and me.....HE SHAVES!!!
****************************

oh puuuhleeze!

I am perfect, but my software is NOT...what would you expect from dumb machine???
;-))
Serge

he owes me 191,154,476,560,000,003 clicks
***********************

Webfather, wanna flip them over?
;-))

I can broker you a deal
;-))
Serge

he promised me
11,000,000 clicks
************************************

My friend Timon, please get in line.

First of all for such a small amount, I wouldn't be that proud.

Secondly, he owes me 191,154,476,560,000,003 clicks
from my pinball machines.

Thirdly.....And please just keep it between you and me.....HE SHAVES!!!

Lastly....watch out for the double or nothing reverse shave!

I heard something about a new olympic event.

:-)))

Anon Webfather

Timon, sorry I blew you off, I didn't knowe it was you...
you and grossmeister Timon...any relations?
;-))
Serge

WF - Normally I use KY but for Russian opponent I use
a sandpaper wrap...

Had him check mate in under 5 minutes, he promised me
11,000,000 clicks if I'd keep quite but I couldn't
help myself ;-))

Timon

I don't know what the average Oprano IQ is .. but I do know that the average is down today.
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No problem, should be fixed in a moment as soon as I go have lunch.

:-))

Anon Webfather

People usually start out with a low IQ after a long weekend ;-)

As lost brain cells regenerate the IQ rises back to normal
level by Friday
Timon

Serge lost already, man you stink at this :-))
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I stand on my last post.

Timon.....make sure to use some lubrication.

Would Minnesota Fats win
the FIRST game???


ONLY the LAST game.

:-)



Anon Webfather

I don't know what the average Oprano IQ is .. but I do know that the average is down today.
Colin Spelling it our for the anons ...

wanna play for clicks?
************************************

Danger Danger Will Robinson.

:-)

I just don't know how to equate a question of such magnitude. I see visions of Jackie Gleason and the "Hustler"

:-)


Anon Webfather

Ha Check mate!

Serge lost already, man you stink at this :-))

Timon

I'm stidolph76...

How does this work?
Timon

Timon, it's OK, I got used to it
;-))

go and put me on the cross!
;-))
Serge

No I'd feel like I'd be stealing from you ;-))

Timon

Timon,
let's go to
http://games.yahoo.com/games/login?page=ch
room Squirrel Square
my alias there is russkySerge

wanna play for clicks?
Serge

If there would be Oprano chess board I could take my
revenge there ;-)

Timon

Timon,
you are such a bore!
;-))
Serge

In that case I can't help you, I quit public insults
a long time ago...

Timon

sure, if you were OUR real Heather with the stolen purse, but you are NOT
;-(((
Serge

Hey bitch you want a piece of me???

Heather

Timon, can you recommend somebody with a large bladder I can use instead for an excuse?
;-))
Serge

Oh well, picking on Timon is a very valid excuse not to go to
the beach so I understand ;-)
Timon

Timon,
you gotta forgive me,
I have full house and my relatives wanna take me away from my beloved key board and go to the beach,
and if I don't show them that I needed here,
they'll get upset, so, bare with me, man!
;-))
Serge

Serge, as charming as baseballbat as always... :-)

Timon

looks like the short bus passed the newbie board and stopped here :-(
JR

what's IQ?
Anon#3

JR,
I bet you the average IQ of this board is around 90...or we wouldn't be here!
;-)))
Serge

well... there goes the collective IQ curve. :-(
JR

how dare you fool people with April 31st stun???? we have enough misery on Oprano not to get involved with buying tickets for April 31, because...some airlines will sell them!
;-))
Serge

you are not much better yourself Timon and your programs are nothing but a sad joke.
;-)))
Serge

Thanks Colin ;)

It's the last day of April whatever date that is...

Timon

you are all nothing but a bunch of sisies wannabes riding on the high horses
********************************

Yeah you sissies!!

Timon

There's an April 31?

Where do YOU live?!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

you are all nothing but a bunch of sisies wannabes riding on the high horses
Anon#3

i'll make sure you guys hook up.
JR

we'll be there JR, looking forward to meeting you and your groom
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his indian name is Chushkawnakiamadiaasddaaaa, which means "Motherfucker who raped a smartass"
JR

we'll be there JR, looking forward to meeting you and your groom. What's his name again?
Anon#3

Adult Online Europe will bring together hundreds of influential characters from the adult entertainment industry
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this text should say

"hundreds of influential characters from the adult entertainment industry AND 3 anons"

JR

JR:

http://www.adultonlineeurope.com/

Also if you're in Amsterdam be sure to stick around
for April 31st, it's when we celebrate the queens
birthday... all roads in the city will be blocked from
cars and the whole city will be one big party, you don't
want to miss that ;-))

Timon

JR, are you coming ot Amsterdam for holiday or will you
be there to attend that adult webmaster convention?
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I think i am going to take the entire month of april off and just hang out in Europe. i want to go to Italy at the end of April and i will probably begin in France, drive to amsterdam, then to germany, then down to Italy.

but i need to go to amsterdam too.

when is that webmaster thing?

JR

i was saving this one for a special occasion
http://kingdomgospel.com/
JR

JR, are you coming ot Amsterdam for holiday or will you
be there to attend that adult webmaster convention?

Timon

Colin,

That board would be a dream come
true if it had any traffic ;-)

Timon

oh my God! Thanks Colin... this will be good content for the next week. :-))
JR

Timon,

Merry XMas ...

http://www.voy.com/39404/

Colin TGP2 Bucks

Morning, Andy.


Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge I don't date the blind
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

your friend" spends too much time in Bangkok ;-)
JR
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or the philipines:)
dantheman have your dedicated server set up in 1 hour

A buddy of mine once went on a date with a girl he met
online, halfway through the date he realized his date was
not a girl at all... in his case the book definately was
better than the movie ;-))

Timon Anon posters, there is hope for you yet...
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"your friend" spends too much time in Bangkok ;-)
JR

YAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!

good morning all...


Andy A MegaHardcore Broadband Niche is HERE, just $99!

me too. look forward to hanging with you and Jesse
jonas zOOted - v2 coming soon

Jonas,

Counting the days ...
Colin Close up pussy shot!

colin - i will be in miami in august.
still waiting on you to do gay tgp2
jonas zOOted - v2 coming soon

Timon,

I hope you feel like it.
Colin A lunatic in Vegas ...

A friend of mine had a similar experience...

He bought this girl drinks for some time, then they left the bar and headed for his place. In no time at all, he was back, mad as Hell. We asked him what was wrong, and he responded, "We got to my place and started undressing; and that #$%&*#@ had a bigger dick than I do! I swapped spit with that S.O.B. for an hour and a half! I NEED a drink!".
Torone

A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally
faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them
one thousand pounds.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes
and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be
at my most beautiful for you, because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new footie and golf equipment, a new
stereo, DVD and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for
you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the £1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply
and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your
money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's
how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. The choice
was not an easy one, and after long and careful consideration, he married
the one with the biggest tits.


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You'll be in Miami in August?!
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if I feel like it ;-)

Timon

And for the football fans out there, USM is the same school Brett Farve went to. We went the same 4 years - though after 4 yeas he went on to the NFL, and I went for another year of college - I was on the 5 year program.

Of course I got a diploma... Brett did not.

We actually got into a scuffle freshmen year, of course I had 2 big offensive linemen who wanted to kick my ass... not good.


Mike AI
-------------------------

morning oprano, quick thought about brett and usm, the coach at the time was curly hallman from here. he's a good friend a golfer buddy with me, and a great guy. I heard his name mention for a job somewhere,
just cant remember where:(

mike, did you send the CFB invite yesterday? if so I never recieved it:(
dantheman have your dedicated server set up in 1 hour

You'll be in Miami in August?!
Colin Click here for TGP2 Bucks

Colin, holiday's over, need to get my new project up and
running so I am back home in Amsterdam.

Maybe I'll make it to the next show in August...

Timon

Classic :)

Re: 'I have a feeling I would not like HIS definition of "Halfway" '


Colin Click here for TGP2 Bucks

Timon,

We must!

I can't do Amsterdam in April. Schedule conflict with Mrs. :)

Are you living back in NL now or in Thailand still? I always lose track.
Colin Click here for TGP2 Bucks

Well it's a little rude to grab your blind date in
the crotch right away ;-))
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Meni, is that correct?

I need your second opinion
;-))
Serge

Colin we will meet IRL some day in the near future...
would be about time after 6 years of online friendship ;-)

Did you have time to think about Amsterdam in April yet?

Timon

Well it's a little rude to grab your blind date in
the crotch right away ;-))

Timon Anon posters, there is hope for you yet...

halfway through the date he realized his date was
not a girl at all
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I have a feeling I would not like HIS definition of "Halfway"

:-))

Anon Webfather

A buddy of mine once went on a date with a girl he met
online, halfway through the date he realized his date was
not a girl at all... in his case the book definately was
better than the movie ;-))

Timon Anon posters, there is hope for you yet...

JR, people I've met in person that I liked online I generally like in person, way more often than not.
*********************************

with me it's just the opposite,
I like more people online than IRL,
with joee been one notable exception
;-))
Serge

JR, people I've met in person that I liked online I generally like in person, way more often than not.

I see your point though. Of course, some of these are screened in a way by phone calls, pictures, etc. Even subtle factors like someone's voice enter into the friends game.

My net-formed friendships are very largely with people I respect and that tends to help the face-2-face meeting too.


Colin Click here for TGP2 Bucks

"keep it online. the book is ALWAYS better than the movie! :-) "
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Hey I am even more charming in person ;-))

Timon

"You don't blow my country and we won't blow up your country.

Man, I'm glad that shit worked. That time.
Colin tgp2.com

Have you ever thought about what it means to have "friends" on the net? Timon, for example, I have never met. I consider him to be a friend.
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keep it online. the book is ALWAYS better than the movie! :-)

...but probably due less than their "character" or personality but because of how you built them up in your own mind.

JR

Webfather,
why all of a sudden murdering human nature was the subject which brought you from hiding?

are you OK?
;-))
Serge

One word would describe the entire world population.

SNAFU

:-)

Anon Webfather