nope, this one was born a woman.
jonas zOOted v2. is coming soon!

serge - bad news, we now have a female tenant.
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are you talking about the guy you told me who cut his dick off?
;-))

finally!
;-))
Serge

did the Canadians get voted Friendliest Athletes In The Olympic Village again this year? If I was on the team and got voted that, I'd find a couple skiers from the German team and smack them in the face with a brick...
SykkBoy click or die

serge - bad news, we now have a female tenant. here comes the problems of being a landlord.
jonas zOOted v2. is coming soon!

Prolly likes older men, seems like alot of French Canadian girls do

Hey I resemble that remark

Meni
We can take her out, get her drunk and take turns with her
Put her on a big lazy susan doggy style and spin her around from to back
Take pix and open up drunkanniepelletie.com
we would make a lot of $ there


Vick knock Knock Knock Time to wake up

dan - what up? been a very long time. i still remember you and bill eating that medium rare 22 oz special cut fillet mignon from charleys in orlando. Ga is only a few miles away. Any plans of coming down here, le us know. no icq here.
jonas zOOted v2. is coming soon!

10 Things Men Won't Say
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1 - Let's watch Lifetime!
2 - Sex is overrated.
3 - I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4 - Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5 - There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6 - I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7 - My hips are too big.
8 - Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9 - Does this suit make me look fat?
10 - I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion

Babyluv Check out this content....

serge - no need for releases, private use only.
jonas
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by whom????
your tentants????
;-)))
Serge are you getting paid on FREE sign ups?

oh shit.....even when Canada wins something the friggin Eurotrash judges take it away. Robbed!

Vick, yeah you are right. Never noticed the Bo Derek thing with Annie before. More girl next door tho. Prolly likes older men, seems like alot of French Canadian girls do.
mutt

serge - no need for releases, private use only.
jonas zOOted v2. is coming soon!

Jonas,

What's up my brutha? Been a long time. We need to get together.

I live in GA now. ICQ 975830

Hope all is well. Say hello to Emil.

Dan


Wig WTS

I'd fuck
hell I'm take her out
she's a trophy bitch
I'm shallow I guess

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

wow the canadians got jipped on that last one :P

I thought they had it for sure!

Ryan AAA Adult Design

Jonas - check
Emil - check
JB - check
serge - check


do we need model releases and good photog for a nice content for your site???

;-)))

Serge are you getting paid on FREE sign ups?

The camera really loves Annie Pelletie
http://iquebec.ifrance.com/anniepelletier/photo01.html

First time I have ever seen her
Love the look of women with those prominent check bones
She sort of has the Bo Derek in 10 thing going on with the set of her eyes and cheekbones

looking at those pictures I can tell she really wants to have sex with me ;-)

She might not know if yet

She probably wanted to do Meni before she saw me ;-)


Vick Ready to eat well and share good food and fun times

yeah IMG i think
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

Serge - looking forward to seeing you wednesday.

We stopped using ibill 3 years ago when our members would email us and ask why their subscription was cancelled and they never cancelled.

BPJ - been calling you, but i get the machine. Give me a call during the week when you can. Say hello to brotha Dan.
jonas zOOted v2. is coming soon!

because IBill is a bunch of nice guys, trying to raise money for charity!
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also, i think you guys are being a little unfair with them and their philanthropy. think about how much money they raised for spammers over the years.

JR

because IBill is a bunch of nice guys, trying to raise money for charity!
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as far as i know, if they are donating the money to a domestic non-profit, then their donations are a matter of public record. if it cannot be gotten from the non profit directly, it can be aquired directly through the IRS. (There is a special form for requesting that info)

wouldn't it be interesting to see how your money is being "donated"?

if it is their own non profit, they are only required by federal law to give away 5% annually and as Red Cross continues to prove, the laws that govern how you can continue to spend whats left are pretty loose.

JR

MikeAI - I have been seeing RED FLAGS with Ibill since last summer
When they had challenges processing rebills
Am surprized they are still in business
Stopped using them as main processor then
Have gotten the large part of my reserves from them for am not nervous about that anymore
Have never had a problem getting the reserves from ibill

you have enough business with them to DEMAND they remove the UNAUTORIZED PRECHECK billing

Think everyone should DEMAND that Ibill remove the UNAUTORIZED PRECHECK billing from their processing page

If enough if us do this they may see what an error this is

you know I am not a champion of causes


Vick Ready to eat well and share good food and fun times

who signed her? IMG?

hey here's the cutie from Canada who won the diving medal at the 96 Olympics.

http://iquebec.ifrance.com/anniepelletier/photo01.html

Annie Pelletier

good pic of her
http://iquebec.ifrance.com/anniepelletier/annie089.jpg
mutt

There is a reason they are doing this, and it is NOT because IBill is a bunch of nice guys, trying to raise money for charity!
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MikeAI,
of course they are not,
why would they took it out for the big guys?

YES,
aparently shit is hitting the fan harder and harder...

I was always wondering...who's next DMR?
Serge are you getting paid on FREE sign ups?

Vick, I have been out all day...

But this situation with IBill seems very troubling to me. There is a reason they are doing this, and it is NOT because IBill is a bunch of nice guys, trying to raise money for charity!

As someone mentioned, they are either looking for more billing to go through to lower chargeback numbers, or maybe they got in trouble legally somehow and part of settlement they have to raise money or something.

Lets face it Ibill has processed for all kinds of scummy sites, always have...

Seems to me like this would be a great opportunity for Jettis. Ibill is giving everyone the run around which is bullshit. When a processor cannot give the truth, and starts playing games - that is when the shit is hitting the fan!

Anyone Remember DMR? I lived through it - same type of games. Remember when Epoch first went down with major problems, same type of run around - bullshit, lying, misleading, and everything else...

This is a MAJOR RED FLAG, I will have Stan be contacting my IBill rep to see what is going on. Chances are if they keep it up, they are going to lose my business!


Mike AI

"Too bad he can't golf half as well as he pisses. ;)"

Fuck You Ulfie.... I know that we used at least one of my balls in that scramble!!

:o)

Monk

Monk's a good guy. he likes to piss

*****

Too bad he can't golf half as well as he pisses. ;)


Ulfie

Good memory, Meni! Then maybe I did give you a BJ afterall. :-) Hmm, how was I? :-)))

Dravyk the adult industry delivered to you daily

mutt, i saw her on HBO, real sports, they did a story on the school in FL, and she has a free ride, a contract, at 13, they are banking on her BIG TIME

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

SweetT - that would be great as well
a lot of us here have grill skills and would like to have the opportunity to share our love of food with our friends here
We have talked about food and having a grill off for a long time

If you don't mind me asking here how would you feel about having a party at your mountain home?
Do you know of any facilites we could rent in the Altanta area?
Please feel free to email me
also would Nat Net like to be one of the sponsors?


Vick Ready to eat well and share good food and fun times

Cleo, I'd recommend the marsala with Meni, er, um, chicken.

Dravyk Definitely ALL Of 'Em!

i spilled the drink on Kaiser
not you
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

Meni, you keep getting me and Kaiser mixed up from that cruise. :-))

Dravyk Definitely ALL Of 'Em!

"Monk That does sound very interesting, are you sure that you would not be interested?"

Gotta love the Cleo.... not just a taker, but also a giver!!

:o)


Monk

Dravyk
I kind of thought he might, but maybe with a nice wine sauce he wouldn't be bad.

Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

I'll be happy to judge the cookoff, I know my meat well!
Drestin

from those pictures she looks alot like Ana.
mutt

Drav, let the truth be known
you know what I taste like
you tasted me on the cruise
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

Sharky - Hoped you would be in
Hear you have great grill skills
would http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/ like to be one of the sponsors
If so please shoot me an email

WTS is in
We are planning something very unique and very fun
Will kee p afew tricks and surprizes up my sleave ;-)
will be great to get together with all our friends in this type atmosphere

Mutt - if this happens we want you to attend
Drive if you have to
we all would like the opportunity to meet you in person, hang out and enjoy good times



Vick Ready to eat well and share good food and fun times

Cleo, I hear Meni tastes just like chicken, too. :-))

Dravyk Definitely ALL Of 'Em!

Monk
That does sound very interesting, are you sure that you would not be interested?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Monk's a good guy. he likes to piss, add to the gumbo but it would be an honor to fuck him up the ass with a hot dildo with you serge!
mutt

"why don't we go and visit Monk and fuck him up his ass with a hot iron dildoe?"

Something tells me Cleo or Meni may enjoy this more than me... therefore I will bow out and let them enjoy it.


Monk

Vick....

How about we have a giant steak cook-off?? I have some friends that are on a professional cooking team from Vienna, Georgia (just outside of Vidalia for those that are counting) and they have one of these giant grills that you tow behind the pickup truck....I am sure that we could use it!

>>if half of the attendees switch their servers to National Net,
I'm sure SweetT will build guest quarters just to accomodate us all!


....and I will throw in a George Foreman grill with every order absolutely free!!! :)


--T


SweetT BAM!

speaking of hottie atheletes
I'm banking on Maria Sharapova to be the next Anna Kournikova
http://www.juniortennis.com/Players/Countries/Russia/SharapovaMaria/images/
I got a few domains, she's like 15, so I have nothing up yet
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

I wonder what Meni would taste like?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

oh. ok Monk no problem :)

meni is just bummed out that tney still don't have male pairs skating.

soon meni.....soon.
mutt

mutt, you are taking my post too seriously...just having some fun with you.
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Mutt,
why don't we go and visit Monk and fuck him up his ass with a hot iron dildoe?

let's have some fun wiht him!
;-))

Serge are you getting paid on FREE sign ups?

LOL! Was more like chicken. :-)))

Dravyk Definitely ALL Of 'Em!

Komodo dragon steak tastes like cock, i love it
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

"Monk you can't tell me you don't laugh at bad taste jokes."

mutt, you are taking my post too seriously...just having some fun with you.

JOSIE CHOUINARD - that IS the chick I was thinking of!!



Monk

Which reminds me, yummm, those komodo dragon steaks were delish!! :-))))

Dravyk
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did they really tasted just like pussy?
;-))
Serge (how is Vegas, guys?) don't like $1 surcharges to members?

Someone is actually watching the winter olympics?

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks, she'll convert well for you

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
voodooman

her name was Josie Chouinard. Lotta guys liked her. And in true Canadian style she was famous for falling in important competitions.

Cutest chick ever out of Canada was Annie Pelletier a diver who won a silver or bronze at the Atlanta Olympics.
mutt

>>> Thanks Dravyk, you are the MAN! ;-)))

Happy to have you aboard! You'll get your "green dot" tomorrow, Serge. :-)

>>> ...and they said bribes don't work anymore

Which reminds me, yummm, those komodo dragon steaks were delish!! :-))))

Dravyk Definitely ALL Of 'Em!

yeah i'm a Jew. If the joke is funny i laugh. As for laughing at somebody's health problems, it's no different than laughing at other things people have no control over, height, weight, brains, looks, ethnicity

Karma shmarma. Bad things are going to happen to you, me and everybody else in here and it has nothing to do with karma......it's called LIFE.

if i did to a sick person's face then of course it would be cruel. Monk you can't tell me you don't laugh at bad taste jokes.


mutt

Sammy - black AND a jew.... fill your boots mutt!!!

hahaha

Monk

You can make fun of Jews or black guys all you want çuz you will never become one anyway.

:o)

Monk
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no shit!

tell THAT to Sammy Davis Jr.
;-))
Serge don't like $1 surcharges to members?

Canada has had some good looking ice skaters. Who was that blonde from a few years back.... Jocelyn something?? I believe she was one of the top skaters in the world for a couple years.

Thibault?

Monk

Vick - Great idea! We've been talking about a grill off for a while. lets see if it can happen!

:-)
sharky Cookin it up Sharky Style!

A good rule is to never make fun of something that might eventually afflict you.... so don't make fun of Parkinson's or other diseases çuz karma will bite you in the butt.

You can make fun of Jews or black guys all you want çuz you will never become one anyway.

:o)

Monk

no way Monk. that wasn't over the line. The Champ himself was just a dinner recently telling Jew jokes.


mutt

Not much fucking better...fuck it.


Monk

That came out just fucking great.

Here's the fucking line

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Here's fucking mutt



Monk

"The Muhammed Ali Grill was taken off the market. It was very shaky and would fall off the counter becoming quite a fire hazard. "

|
Here's | Here
The | Is
Line | Mutt
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Monk

perogies i know well. Lots of Ukranians in Canada. Haluskie i never heard of.
mutt

haha mutt, good point except a Steeler tailgate party isn't exactly fine dining. It is a culinary experience that one won't soon forget though. Pirogies, haluskies, sausage, and just about any other ethnic dish you can think of.


Ulfie

NBC is all over this Canadian couple in the ice skating pairs. The girl is cute but the Russian girl looks hotter to me.

Don't bet on a Canadian in anything. We cough it up like no other country in ihe world when the pressure is on. One of our best shots at a gold medal had his speed skating race today, tripped over his own feet right out of the gate. hahahaa.....that never happens in speed skating hardly.......cept if you are Canadian and you are picked to win.

we suck. even when we're the best we suck.
mutt

Saw pix of Sweet T's place - very nice
Not sure how he would feel about having a party there but we can certainly fnd out
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Vick,
if half of the attendees switch their servers to National Net,
I'm sure SweetT will build guest quarters just to accomodate us all!

I don't know about anybody, but cotac.com is ready to move on the 3 steakes notice!
;-)))
Serge

voodooman, this is why when you're doing math, especially alegbra, you have an order in which to attack the different parts of the equation

that's why multiplication and addition are done first, then subtraction and division done last (unless they are in parenthesis, in whcih those are done first)
SykkBoy

Ulfie?

I thought you were from Pittsburgh. Steetown! Tough guys with hair on their butt who eat working man's food like ketchup and meatloaf and sausages and beer? I bet if I went to a Steelers tailgate party there is as much BBQ sauce flowing as there is beer!
mutt

Ulfie,

Once a month I would tell
my wife the same thing.
Should I mention its ex
wife now? :-))
voodooman

Vick, a grill off, sounds like a good idea to me :)

Wig, that's how I find these different tastes, I just experiment and see what works and what doesn't...I lvoe to experiment with different marinades and woods...unfortunately, I've made things my dog won't eat too....

I've been watching the Winter Olympics off and on...I got a kick out of the luger who went to higgh on the wall and his sled started sparks...
SykkBoy click or die

"they only paid $27"
they really only paid $25 as the got 5 dollars back

Serge - sounds good, forgot you had talked about Atlanta

Saw pix of Sweet T's place - very nice
Not sure how he would feel about having a party there but we can certainly fnd out

Again if anyone is interested is sponsoring the grill party with Cloud 9 Cash plase drop me an email

Wonder if CJ will come (to a show)
She also has cooking skills (but no cutting skills) and loves food


Vick Ready to eat well

The ketchup was for mutt. ;) I would never foul up a perfectly good piece of meat with the red stuff.


Ulfie

Food to me is like strippers to Meni - you tell me where to be, and I'm there :)

What channels are curling and the skeleton thing on? I want to watch those two just to see what they're all about!

Peaches

Vodoo,

5 bucks back means they paid $25. she gives them back 3 and she keeps 2, which is 30. ;-))




Wig Cookin' up a storm!

".SweetT has great house in the country ."
___
Serge, if you drive up from S. Fl. you go right through Vidalia onion country. You can pick them up on the way by...

Vick, I'm in. I need a good excuse to visit GA.

DaveAFX

Vick, sounds like a great idea.

I second what you said about
the ketchup.
:-)
voodooman

hehehe.........Vick we had a curling team at our high school.
I've only done it a few times but it is fun. It's like golf, it's all about the 19th hole. Curling clubs all have bars/restaurants inside them. It's shuffleboard on ice.
mutt

3 guys go for dinner, each buys a $10 steak. At the end of the meal, they collect $30 between the three of them to cover the cost of the meals and gives it to the waitress. She goes back to the cash register, where the overlooking manager says "Those dinners are discounted, you need to give them $5 back." So the waitress gets the five dollars, and returns to the table. Not knowing how to split $5 between the three of them, she gives 1 dollar to each of the three patrons, and kept two for herself.

Now if you do the math, together they paid $30, got $3 back meaning they only paid $27. The waitress kept $2. This totals $29. Where did the last dollar go?
voodooman

JMScore,

can you send me that email please

nothing since friday ;((

TIA

Mark / Cybrglide

Ulfie,

I hear ya... they are fearless. What a performance they put together.

I love to board. Snowboarding is my favorite, but since I live in GA (previously Austin) I have been doing a lot of wake boarding. Loats of fun and way better than slalom.

Vick, that's a great idea! I'm in. ;-)
Wig Cookin' up a storm!

Mutt - all I can say about winter Olympics is Curling
he he

Ulfie - Bring what you would like but if anyone puts ketchup on any of the food we prepare we'll be insulted ;-)

Vick I'll forever be the Vick Rock

I know Serge, MikeAi and Peaches and others all enjoy good eating
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Vick,
I think you are on to something
;-))

MikeAI is in Pensacoal, he'll be back soon and hopefully we'll be able to put something together...
I think SweetT has great house in the country and will enjoy having us all over
;-))
Serge don't like $1 surcharges to members?

I never really thought of it before this year's but the Winter Olympics are like the real man/girl's Olympics, compare the danger to the Summer sports. Not even close. These people are all maniacs. Lugers, ski racers, ski jumpers, snowboarders, hot doggers, bobsledders.
The Winter Olympics were extreme before MTV and the rest of them discovered Extreme means $$$$.

That said, all i wanna see is some camel toes and the hockey.


mutt

Vick, great idea, I'll bring the Heinz ketchup for mutt. ;)


Ulfie

Sykk, cool and thanks. Always interested in trying out something new.

I love to cook fish on the grill, so I will have to try the pine and pineapple.


Wig Cookin' up a storm!

Wig, those kids are incredible. I went skiing this weekend as was watching the boarders in the half pipe. Those kids are fearless!


Ulfie

Damn Peaches knew I loved you for a good reason ;-)

Wig - we have to get together for some good eating

Got an idea I'd like to float here and see what you think

Like to sponsor a grill party at one of the shows
Would be by invite only
Be great if I can find a few other sponsers to go in with me
Nothing elaborate like Insite had at the foundation room
But find a facility with outdoor access
Buy some grills (might not be able to season them first) and the food we all talk about and enjoy

Oprano has talked about having a show in New Orleans but we don't know the details or date and who will be invited

We have some people here who have good cooking skills and enjoy preparing good food and sharing it wiht others

I know myself, Billy, Wig, Sykk, VoodooMan, Sharky and Mspice all have grill skills
If I fogot anyone please forgive me
sure there are a few others

I know Serge, MikeAi and Peaches and others all enjoy good eating

If you're interested please email and we will see what we can put together

Vick I'll forever be the Vick Rock

Wig, redwood is good, but is very strong and can be overpowering...when first using it, you may want to play around with it a bit...

I also like soaking pine chips in pineapple juice overnight, then letting it dry out, gives a good flavor to pork and fish (which should be stuffed with bacon, and lemon pepper)


SykkBoy click or die

Man, have you guys watched the snowboarding? These guys are getting off!

LAMike, if you are out there, when are we gonna hit the lake and wake board it up? This shit is getting me fired up!

Big S?? BPJ? Big air baby!


Wig Us Snowboarders Rule

Damn it, when is the opranofood.com board going to open ;-)
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voodooman
I think I hear Serge calling you

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Sure, BillyBob/Cleo - you'd fit right in!

Vick - you KNOW we get the real Vidalia onions since Vidalia's about 200 miles away ;) We eat them like apples, or white bread, cheese and vidalia sandwiches, micro'd with butter and Lea & Perrins....I LOVE vidalias - the schools sell them as a fund raiser :) And if Bobby Flay mispronounces it ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to scream!
Peaches

Mmmm - "sliced fresh apples" core and add something flavorful

Or grill pineapple

Damn it, when is the opranofood.com board going to open ;-)

Vick You can floss and front, you can rhyme and tease but you can fuck with rhymes like these

Sykk, interesting and have never tried it, but will have to!

Vick, I'm in Vidalia country. The only way to go. ;-)) If it doesn't have onions in it, it ain't right. ;-))

So when is the great webmaster BBQ?? Sounds like we could have a great time!


Wig For a juicy turkey...

voodooman
It keeps life interesting
:-))
Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Peaches, if Sykk's Clicks doesn't open soon, I'll be available ;)))

Wig, yup, shhhhhh ;)
have also used cheery wood and others like that...pine works nicely when mixed with something like mesquite
SykkBoy click or die

btw,
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
voodooman

Cleo, judging by your posts,
you dont know who you are right
now.
voodooman

If I wake up tomorrow and don't know who I am it will be all this boards fault

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)