How the hell do you post 30k in under a year?

Your post bot is better than mine!
A lot better!

Bowing down to the Master.
Master Serge!
Boneprone Boneprone 4 Life

Whos AGA?

30,000 since July?
WTF?
WTF?
I say again ya Ruskie, WTF!
Boneprone Boneprone 4 Life

Shit bro, seems like you have the same posting addiciton as do I.


Boneprone
**********************

oh yeah????

AGA says I made over 30,000 posts since July 9th...
what is your record?
;-))
Serge

Like a bunch of Russians we took out the power and put in a new leader.
******************

I saw that!
;-))
http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi?
Serge

Shit bro, seems like you have the same posting addiciton as do I.


Boneprone Boneprone 4-Life

Avoid the green ones


Cleo_LinkUP (Are You Experienced)

We over threw him.. (the family)

Like a bunch of Russians we took out the power and put in a new leader.


Boneprone Boneprone 4-Life

Shit you arent half as bad as they say ya are!
*****************************

sure, I am WORSE!
fucking ass lickers!
;-)))
and here is yet another "goat lover"
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/osamavideo.html
Serge

make a post over at my board.
*********************************

when exactly Lensman has sold it?
;-)))
Serge

Lol.
I like this place..
Actually It's Serge I like.

Shit you arent half as bad as they say ya are! You're alright!

BP4L
Boneprone Boneprone 4-Life

You will have to teach me.
********************************

Schools are open:
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

"Seek and ye shall find" your answers
;_)))
Serge

Serge, join my family and come make a post over at my board.

It would be a kick.
******************************

holy Moses,
is that an offer I can't refuse????

send me log : Serge_Oprano
with easy to rememeber passwd,
and I'll gofuckmyself.com
;-))
Serge

Well,
Boneprone has run away, but seems to me that Jesus Dialer has some anti-semite smell and foul odor.

I wonder...is there any other jews in this industry besides Ron?
;-)))

Smart marketing move, Boneprone,
you gave me reason to leave your spam alone, so everybody can see the man behind it,
you made one heck of an entry to Oprano ;-)))
Jewish Serge

Serge, join my family and come make a post over at my board.

It would be a kick.
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

POTTS!
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

this place aint half bad, except the damn posts are posted outr of order. How can i make my stroylines at a place like this work? Hmmm. You will have to teach me.
I'll be back!
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

Im boneprone Damn It!
****************************

great,
than you should understand this:
Mi sono levato Boneprone dai coglioni!

Serge

lol.
This board is all backwards.

I better run before Brad Shaw comes hear hunting me down..
Back to my GFY cave.

Later Serge
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

I do all this for the people, and I get called Jewish?

Come on!
*************************

yeah!!!!

tell how you really feel about Jews!

you know that they are responcible for putting Jesus on the cross, right?

do you let jewish webmasters use your dialer?

I wouldn't if I were you...
Serge

Just watch the video.
And if ya knew me you'd know Im not a spammer.

Not even close!

Im boneprone Damn It!
http://www.a1websolutions.com/BP4L/Jesus.wmv
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

Jesus Dialer is anything But Jewish!

I just go tback from the fucking CONGO! Lost 7 lives in this mission to restore Cable lines for our dialer.

I ask for a bit of respect!
I do all this for the people, and I get called Jewish?

Come on!
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

Boneprone,
and now I have the last question and you have 10 mins to respond:
is there any particular reason I should leave your cut and paste spam alone?

it's 8:21 am Eastern,
and the clock is ticking....
Serge

not sure? Why is my name familiar to you?
Boneprone
*********************

you gotta be Jewish if you answer questions with questions
;-)))
Serge

Boneprone ,
don't take offense, it's a good sign when I recognise the name
;-))
Serge

not sure? Why is my name familiar to you?
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

Wheeew! As many of ya know the Dialer Lines in the Congo for Niteline and Jesus Dialer have been down.

Unlike Nieline, we sent a team down to the congo to fix the problem.

We had many lives lost, but it was worth the price of this mission for it was a success.

Jesus Dialer is back up, out lines in the Congo have been taped back together thanks to the Boneprone Family. Niteline is still down in the Congo.

Here is a Video clip Preview of what went down and a bit about the Mission.

http://www.a1websolutions.com/BP4L/Jesus.wmv
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

Boneprone .....

hmmm, why does the name sound familiar?
Serge

Just got back from the Congo fixing the Jesus Dialer Cable. It was amazing.

Here's some of the Video.
Enjoy!
BP4L

www.a1websolutions.com/BP4L/Jesus.wmv
Boneprone Jesus Dialer

*****
I think Epoch is moving closer to be rated "junk bond" of adult procesing
*****

This may be true and will really be a "shame" because they are soooooo special!!! Remember, they aren't processing for KP sites anymore!

No wonder I refuse to build anything new for any program who checks come to me from Epoch...not worth the time and trouble...

CactusButt

CB,
there are rumors in the industry that Epoch is trying hard to make ends meet and introduced "option billing" to raise proceeds to avoid HUGE back charge problem

you are INGRATE!

they might be go under but they still pay you!

sure, less than they owe, months late but...still pay!

I'm sure Todd would rather have money owed to him by Epoch than
"Jonathan Garrett Doner
"
;-)))

I think Epoch is moving closer to be rated "junk bond" of adult procesing,
but...I'm not "Moody's"
;-))
Serge

Damn. Looks like I missed Rand from Epoch yesterday...

I had a couple of questions to ask him...

1: Where the fuck is my money?

2: Why the fuck do I always have to contact Epoch to get my money?

3: Why the fuck does it take me 6 emails to get one lameass response?

4: Why the fuck when I finally do call Epoch is that the person on the other end of the phone doesn't know their ass from a hole in their head?

5: Why the fuck when I finally do get my money, months late, is it still never for the right amount?

6: What the fuck is up with the $2.00 check processing fee and all the other "reserves" Epoch holds back?

7: How the fuck can you guys run a check processing business when you can't even add and subtract? Half the time the net on my check adding back "expenses" doesn't equal the gross on my check?

Oh well, never mind I guess...doesn't really matter... at least cause Epoch isn't processing for KP sites anymore...something tells me they are relieved!

You come in here spouting off about how wonderful Epoch is cause it is going to be turning in KP sites, but you don't have the responsibility to do your number one job, cut checks for the right amount on time!!! Jeez....

There! I feel better a little better now.

Good morning to the rest of Oprano!

CactusButt

As I said for many years, some assholes think there tought behind a ps2 keyboard!! :)
*****************************

Todd,
check Pearls,
http://oprano.com/pearls.html
for "assholes with the thread"
;-))
Serge

What
can these people think about person
who's not even able to pay 1k and
acts like a big guy?
*****************************

like big guy??????????

BigGuys pay their bills!
;-))

Serge

Hi guys,

just wanted to post my one on the
Donner thing. It's really sad to
see people like Jonathan Donner
trying to hide behind big company
names to conceal how low they are.

Jon, I clearly remember the time
when you came on icq telling me how
urgently you need the website done.

I'd assigned one of our guys, who
came to the office even on X-mas
day, just to finish the site for
you in time (I think you needed it
by the 26th).

Now, after many emails, icq's, and
phone calls from us, you act like
it's not your responsibility to pay
your bills.

It's not about the money, we can
afford to give some free designs
out, but it's just about what can
webmasters, affiliates, and ppl.
you work with think about person
working for 'big and respectable
company' who acts like a small kid,
posting bullshit invoices and
making fun of serious things? What
can these people think about person
who's not even able to pay 1k and
acts like a big guy?


Peter Webinc ...we're just doing our job as good as we can...

Yeh Mike,

that looser sure has balls. I will take serge's advice forsure..

As I said for many years, some assholes think there tought behind a ps2 keyboard!! :)
sextoyking

lol

what happened to the spam bot??

And that has to be one of the worst spams ive seen so far :)

"Not to many pop up's, first I've seen so far I like.. check it out, It's called fpcTrafic."

Yet go to the page and get hit with 4-5 consoles straight away.
Andrew Add Our Feeds Today For A Discount

i've found the perfect valentines gift ...

http://www.dildoll.com

and its even fashion conscious

>>It has been variously called "a fetish toy" and "the softest hard-on ever". An adult plaything in an entirely different league, this plush toy is not hardcore but very heartcore. It makes you laugh, it lets you play with its furry balls and it enjoys being dressed up in cute little coats, corsages and harnesses. Dildoll is crazy about fashion and unusual accessories. So be prepared.
Buying a toy like this takes ... em ... balls.

:-)
cj (vaginator) THE highest payouts in porn.

This place is pretty slick, very clean, like your moms hairy pussy! About a million pop up's, first I've seen so far I like as much as my boyfriend likes my pimply, puss filled ass.. check it out, It's called rip-off-Trafic.
Pop Under and suck my sweaty nut sack. for every 1000 imps, I will bust a nut
Blind Link your ass off and never get paid....$400,000 Per Blink Link
Raw dicks....2.5 Cunts
scam Dialer..up to 1/2 cent's pr hour
http://www.scamtraffic.com/webm.cgi?chillware

chillywillyware Found clean doggie asses to lick, cum join me! SPAMBOT

bwahahahah.......i knew i could get my sister to believe the end of the world was underway.

Posted it to a chatboard, one guy admitted he bought it for a minute and his heart was beating fast.


mutt

LOL

I sent that CNN site to a heap of non internet type friends, waiting to see if they think the world is at an end :)

Anybody got a site / program which pays per click?.. ive got a few hundred domains which i just want to point somewhere and not have to think about the conversions :) Too busy with other things.. Feel free to e-mail me.
Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE

Vick we have a lot more coming out very soon with AmBucks. Since we switched processors we have since a nice increase with conversions!!!


Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

Same old shit. I saw on whatever that show is called that follows The Today Show (with Matt Lauer and the brunette news babe), them interviewing the director and Danni.

The interviewer tried lumping it all in and Danni (believe it or not) actually had an excellent answer about how people on the outside view porn as black and white, and how there are hundreds of greys and extremes ... and then SUDDENLY they ran out of time because they didn't seem to like or expect a good answer, interrupted her and went to a commercial.

Yeah, no freaking surprise Mike. Those who want to everyone into the same category as child porn, snuff and rape films and whatever, will do so if that's where their mind was at from the get-go.

Fortunately I think most of America is more aware. What male has never seen a Playboy? Watched nudity on cable? Blah-blah. As usual the bulk of "the middle" is more free and open with sexuality, watching naked women, surfing the Net. But to the prudes and extremists, there will always be black, and no greys. ... Se la vie! I'm off to watch my "Korean Shogun" show and have an early night of it.

Dravyk

MIkeAI
Didn't know AmBucks added Amateur Smut
Complete with Mardi Gras flashing pix

Still haven't found the doll yet ;-)
Thanks again


Vick They have Am Smut with Mardi gras pix

Drav it looks like they are going to try to loop everyone in with the extreme types of porn. The violence, the kp, etc...

Wonder if they are going to lump old Hugh with the rest of us?


Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

HAHAHA true Serge. The no spin zone takes a strong dislike to filchers and swindlers.


Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

American Porn hi-band preview: http://video.pbs.org:8080/ramgen/wgbh/pages/frontline/promos/pornpclean_hi.rm

Dravyk

This was posted on another board
*********************************

do you know why?

because for Oprano it doesn't matter who his father is...and he knows that here he'd be slapped silly, something his father should have done more often
;-))
Serge who hosts ARS free host now?

Tommorow that PBS special on Porn airs at 10pm.

American Porn

Producers, directors and on-screen talent comment on the professional aspects of pornography, from breaking into the business to the money to be made on the Internet

Should be interesting. I saw the guy who made it interviewed by O'Reilly. Looks like he goes and interviews the same goof-balls. AKA Danni Ashe.


Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

>>> if check came with no principles attached - that was a correct guess on your part

LOL! No, no principles nor scruples fell out! Am I owed any? :-)) Is this anything like when one gets the Cracker Jack box and there's no secret toy inside? :-)))

Thanks for the info, xRex!

Stan, didn't forget you, my email is acting up. Let's talk tomorrow.

Dravyk FPL

MikeAI,
I told Todd how to make this guy's life uncomfortable, so he could start giving fuck about unpaid invoices.

it's from John's arcenal,
simple and no councels required for guaranteed results at a cost of $7.50
Serge who hosts ARS free host now?

This was posted on another board, very funny!!!
+++++++++++++++++++++

Hi Todd,


Enclosed please find your current invoice for services provided to date:


*********************************************************************
a2w Digital Communication Invoice

264 South La Cienega Blvd # 174 Date Invoice #
Beverly Hills,CA 90211 February 6, 2002 Stupid - 0000
Office 310.745.0641
E-Mail jdonner@poisondragon.com

BILL TO
Attn: Todd Ostrer
GRT Net Services, Inc.
1613 SW Orchard Ave.
Gresham, Or. 97080
todd@programs.net
TERMS PROJECT
Billing Period : Everyday Present Customer Care

QUANTITY DESCRIPTION RATE AMOUNT

15 Stupidity $100.00 unit $1,500.00




1 Good Customer Discount 60% -$600.00




Sub Total $900.00




1 Whining $99.00 unit $99.00

Whining $99.00 unit


Grand Total $999.00


All Invoices are due and payable upon receipt


[Product Descriptions: stupidity,political incorrectness,poor tactical planning,
overestimation of desired results]
****************************************************************************************


In regards to your statement " Don't want to have to take all of this
public and resort to our counsel."


Do you really think I give a FlyingFuck?


Have a nice Day!
Thanks and Regards


P.S. **In the future Mr. Donner heretofore referred to as "the talent" shall be called in all subsequent forms of media releases "Jonathan Garrett Donner"***


Jonathan Garrett Doner
Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

meanwhile...
I posted CNN url on Russian Krutop,
http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/Forum6/HTML/002067.html

some poor soul belived it!
;-)))
Serge

Yeah and he made it on Agent 69's secret report.
*************************

shhhh....I convinced John it was HIM!
;-)))


Serge

Yeah and he made it on Agent 69's secret report.

My "momma" did too, and from time to time she checks out Oprano. She played the SuperBowl Pick'em and did as good as I did - better then Billy though!
Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

MikeAI, my father is 76 and he reads Oprano...
next time I go on vacation, he'll seamlessly take over,
you won't know the difference!

we were living together in my sis's basement during Ron Levi "wars"
;-))
he follows the plot darn well
;-))
Serge

Gramma, my Granny would run circles around me in business... she is a shark. Sharp as a tack, and can outhink most people I know...
Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

Tell your Granny to give me a call - maybe we can do business :)

Gramma Every wonder if your mother kissed you after ...

Serge I thought of getting her on Oprano, just like I thought of hooking up ICQ for her...

But then I come back to reality...


Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

But Granny has nothing else to do but nag people!
*************************

oh Noooo!
not Granny!
BTW,
why don't you show here Oprano URL????

she'd have fun!
;-)))
Serge

oolz,
no wonder gold made 3 years high today!
;-))
I know who is buying it!
;-))

as for John...he'll find it,
if Hoffa was wearing golden teeth, he'd found his body
;-))
Serge

when wig and bpj said invest in gold
Toolz got a little crazy I think !!

;-))
Mark / Cybrglide ------------------------------------

Hmmm mom is usually faster then that. But Granny has nothing else to do but nag people!
Mike AI You have traffic, we can make you a deal!!!

John,
please find Toolz acount number
and post it on the board,
let's see if he is REALLY poor the way he claims he is
-----------------------------------
You'll never find it Serge, I drive a Nissan, the world's first all gold Nissan.


Toolz ARS

I might get 1 gig and sell it 3 times over, but shaving bandwidth?
nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
--------------------------------------

sounds like a hosting company I know ....

I think they might have a patient on that though

;-))
Mark / Cybrglide ------------------------------------

Don't make me get Granny to start nagging ya! ;-)
****************************

it's ok,
we got bill from your mom for JULY 2001 only yesterday,
I doubt nagging would travel faster than that
;-))

Serge

I wonder what the shave ratio would be on that ;-))
***************************

none!
I swear!
I might get 1 gig and sell it 3 times over, but shaving bandwidth?
nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
;-))
Serge

Monk, do you have restore disk?
it usually comes with PC
Serge

I'll send you your mil as soon as I see mine.
****************************

John,
please find Toolz acount number
and post it on the board,
let's see if he is REALLY poor the way he claims he is
;-))

Serge

Major computer crash! Anybody know what to do when your computer hangs when booting up... and the off button won't work??

Pulled the plug but the same thing happens all over again. Haven't baced up in a LONG time...bad boy!!

Monk

in my next life I'll be a "Bandwidth Broker"
----------------------------------

I wonder what the shave ratio would be on that ;-))


Mark / Cybrglide ------------------------------------

I feel so left out, and it's all Serge's fault !!
*************************

yeah, yeah, yeah..
"Blame it on Rio"!
;-))
Serge

I'm good at burning b/w, and LOTS of it :)
*****************************

shit!
in my next life I'll be a "Bandwidth Broker" and call myself
Senron
;-))
Serge

Cyberglide,

I'll send you your mil as soon as I see mine.

I keep inquiring and Serge keeps dumping me off on the collection hound John.

Toolz ARS

now all together:
"Please, relive me, let me go...
'cuz you don't love me anymore..."
;-)))
_______________________

Well Serge I still have you!

:-)

And New Orleans traditions override anything in Yiddish!! Don't make me get Granny to start nagging ya! ;-)
Mike AI News fit for a king!

hey Toolz, can you wire me my mil please so I can
join your exclusive club ??

I feel so left out, and it's all Serge's fault !!

;-))
Mark / Cybrglide ------------------------------------

Taste of what?

The big Texas size pipe?
**********************************
uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!!!!!!!
;-)))))))))))))))))
Serge

hey, when my friends make money I know I will eventually get my taste
==================================
And hey who said anything about making money? I'm good at burning b/w, and LOTS of it :)


Toolz ARS

Serge that means you have to buy the next one!! :-)
*************************

MikeAI,
I am Yid and there is no word BUY in Yiddish,
there is only word SELL
;-)))
Serge

Taste of what?

The big Texas size pipe?

:)
Toolz ARS

only one who didn't get any biz out of it was Cyberglide, he should get a refund :)
************************

Cybrglide,
John is available for collections,
he works close with ScottPB now
;-))
Serge

only one who didn't get any biz out of it was Cyberglide
----------------------------------

hey, when my friends make money I know I will eventually get my taste

;-))
Mark / Cybrglide Do Yea Miss Me ... Huh , Huh , Huh ?

but I don't think she likes me anymore,
******************

now all together:
"Please, relive me, let me go...
'cuz you don't love me anymore..."
;-)))
Serge

So are the websites offering the multiple billing (Silvercash and Topbucks) upping their payouts to webmasters?
*********************

I thought there was board for those specific questions:
http://oprano.com/tgp2/
;-))
Serge

Sean said he had a big Texas sized pipe down there
-----------------------------------
I think he was making a joke about whats in his shorts.

when all my servers start slowing down I know nextgenfreehost
is kickin some serious ass .... good job ;-))


Mark / Cybrglide Do Yea Miss Me ... Huh , Huh , Huh ?

Serge,

BigS, Cyberglide and Sharky paid for that dinner, only one who didn't get any biz out of it was Cyberglide, he should get a refund :)


Toolz ARS

Serge that means you have to buy the next one!! :-)

I would send KK a King Cake but I don't think she likes me anymore, she would probably toss it in the garbage can. Or feed it to the CCBill sheep.


Mike AI News fit for a king!

because they don't have ARS as a client ??
**********************

Cybrglide,
Match10Hosting got that acount at the dinner you sponsored,
if I were you, I'd send the bill to BigS!
;-)))
Serge

Cyberglide,

Sorry about that, Sean said he had a big Texas sized pipe down there but Nexgenfreehost is eating b/w like crazy down there. He moved us away from you today so we wouldn't contaminate you. :)

Toolz ARS

Where is KK when you need her??
*******************************

KK was last seen on Oprano last year.

Did you sent her MardiGras cake?????

BTW, I got my plastic doll inside on the first slice!!!!

did I get lucky or what???????
;_))
Serge

Of course everyone wants to increase in volume. So are the websites offering the multiple billing (Silvercash and Topbucks) upping their payouts to webmasters? After all they're selling 2 memberships, 3 on Iteens for the price of one.

Toolz ARS

Better question to ask is why does Epoch need to increase transaction volume?
--------------------------------------

because they don't have ARS as a client ??

BTW Toolz, stop suckin up all the bandwidth in the pipe !!

;-))

Mark / Cybrglide Do Yea Miss Me ... Huh , Huh , Huh ?

What is Epoch's stance on beastie sites?
********************

"Let my Goats Go!"

(---Moses)
Serge

Toolz, don't EVERYBODY want increase in volume?

I still don't see how this raises problem with FTC..
Serge

Rand that is a good Visa regulation, seems like a no-brainer. What about incest sites that lead views to beleive they will see some kiddie interaction?

What about non-nude teen sites? The ones with the 16 year old girls charging money to their members areas with photos of themselves in skimpy lingerie, wet t-shirts, and other very suggestive clothing ( or lack of it)?

When are they going to crack down on beastie sites? What is Epoch's stance on beastie sites?


Where is KK when you need her??
Mike AI News fit for a king!

Serge,

Better question to ask is why does Epoch need to increase transaction volume? Anyone familiar with the CC game knows what it means when you need to rapidly increase your transactions processed.


Toolz ARS

Toolz, I don't understand what all this fuzz with multiple bills is about...

don't surfer should check the box first?
Serge

Since Epoch's posting here why don't they address the issues of their questionable multiple sites billed on one charge option?


Toolz ARS

Screw ya all, since the bombs are flying I hacked every pc in the world. ;)

http://www.lol.dk/fucked/ihackedyou.jpg


Ulfie

that is going to scare some people, i am going to try it out on some not so Net savvy people.


mutt

Orson Welles would be amused.
*****************************

so will be Joe Holler who invented blind links
;-))
Serge