Timon, your people need you:
http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/index.html
JR

KK, Brad,
thanks for the bottle of wine,
1997, Napa -
MY FAVORIT!
much obliged!

hey, joee,
you think there is still a hope for your crab claws?
;_))))
Serge

Jim aka Mr. Cash
is giving free traffic to gallery builders at
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

check it out, if you need free traffic
Serge

Serge,

No worries, we are still on for dinner!


I've been preparing for Meni's arrival all week by sticking to a strict diet of alcohol and pills, staying up late and making it thru the day on little to no sleep ... so I should be just fine!


MikeW Your love-goat headquarters!

So Serge, whatcha doing for Valentines Day? Looks like we both may starve, lol
HoneLynn
*******************

I am running out of ideas...
what's on YOUR mind?
;-)
Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

Donny told the floorman at the Booby Trap, 'the weather is nice, but the Hurricane is coming this weekend"
and he said, "Meni?"
Meni
------------------------------------
So Serge, whatcha doing for Valentines Day? Looks like we both may starve, lol
HoneLynn

timon, your one to talk ... what have you been doing this evening?!
struggling with religion some more?!
********************************

CJ- Making fun of religious people is NOT a waste
of time, actually it's one of the most productive
things I can think of ;-)

Timon

I shot an 81 last week


on the front nine
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

don't make me take out my clubs and show
you the proper way to break 115 now

hahahahahaha

;-))
Mark / Cybrglide

Tell you what, I'll just bring my camera!

:)

#4 green at Gulf Harbor...Has my name all over it!
http://www.momartini.com/images/flcondo/032901/thumbs/p0001236.htm
Drestin

Lets just say this
my nickname in FL
is 'the hurricane'
Donny told the floorman at the Booby Trap, 'the weather is nice, but the Hurricane is coming this weekend"
and he said, "Meni?"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

The only way he will stand you up is if he dies from StripClub-itis this weekend with Meni. If that happens, I will make sure you get to dinner when I am down around Valentines day. :-))
HoneLynn
**********************

yeah, yeah, yeah...
promisses, promisses!

It's easier get sex promise fulfilled in this industry than a regular dinner!!!!

Jordan,
I'm getting hungrier and hungrier!
;-))
Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

yep, I know where she is, thats about 8-10 miles from me

would you mind being the pivot man while your down ??

;-))

Mark / Cybrglide

Sharky,

Sounds great to me, let's set it up now so I can schedule my golf around it...:)

BTW, I need that quote if you have a minute
Drestin List all your sites

sharky,

I would love to see you again.

this time, i'll pitch and you can catch

;-))

Mark / Cybrglide

They're in Gulf Harbor, off of McGregor near 6 Mile Cypress. Yeah, send me an email at this address and we'll get together.
Drestin List all your sites

Drestin & Cybrglide -

Maybe I can drive down next week and we can all get together for lunch or something?


lol. long drive for lunch. But well worth it with you two:-)

I still have the Red Wings shirt you gave me drestin! It's a little small now though! lol
sharky Drestin LOVES Hooters!

Jordan stood me up for the dinner last week, this week, and if MikeW does the same next week, I'll probably die from starvation!
;-))
Serge
------------------------------------
The only way he will stand you up is if he dies from StripClub-itis this weekend with Meni. If that happens, I will make sure you get to dinner when I am down around Valentines day. :-))
HoneLynn

Cape Coral is just over the river from Ft.Myers.

where is your mom in Ft.Myers ??

lets hook up while your down here.


Mark / Cybrglide

My Florida geography sucks, close enough for us to get together?
Drestin

yep, Cape Coral
Mark / Cybrglide

Yep Cyber, are you close?
Drestin

This is how we keep warm in the great white north

http://www.savagewomen.com/partners/stanky.shtml
Drestin

Drestin,

your mom is in the Ft.Myers area ??


Mark / Cybrglide

and i'm really struggling over here with 85 (at 1.30am)

heh heh
snow?! :-))
cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Yep, talked to my mom this morning and she told me 86. Must be tough for you guys.
Drestin Peeping for Voyeurs here!

Drestin, have fun, it's only 82 in FL now
;-))
Serge yes, they process checks!

Mornin' Oprano!

6-10 inches of snow expected today in Michigan, after we had a 58 degree day over the weekend! Off to Florida in 6 days though for some golf and boating!

http://www.momartini.com/silverton453run.jpg
Drestin Voyeur Traffic?

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?kina.jpg
HoneLynn
*************************

Can I get a number 5 with some 7 home delivered please?

Optional We Love Chinese

Serge, I had my daughter so no one is allowed to sleep over.

I'm a good daddy

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

62 360
woo hoo i broke the 60 mark!!
cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

timon, your one to talk ... what have you been doing this evening?!
struggling with religion some more?!
pllllft!!! :-)))

peaches, you would not like driving here then ... imagine doing that circle thing, but going the other way on the opposite side of the road!!! :-))

cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

grimm - thought you mind find it interesting that one of your "competitors" is snail mail spamming me.

Encouraging me to transfer/renew at $19.95 so I can "save" 45%...Humm last time I checked, $19.95 is about 33% more than $15...no?

CactusButt

jr, do they have round-a-bouts? or i think they are called turning circles in the states ... those are funny to watch people lost on :-)))
******************************

Awk! They put one in "downtown" Ellijay. Picture if you will, rednecks in big ol' trucks, tourists and dumb blondes like me getting all tied up in it! They actually put several articles of "instruction" in the local paper. I think the last one said "OK, it seems people are still confused....here's how it works..." ;)

Peaches

I think someone made a post earlier on about
people with too much free time and the things they do ;-)

Timon

I stopped playing online games recommended by Serge. It took me a month to get off Alchemy.

:)


DaveAFX

FUCK!
serge, give me a few more weeks and i'm there :-)

cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Anyone using CuteFtp Pro know if there is a way when synchronizing folders you can set it to ONLY synchronize .html instead of all files ?


Jimbo

heheheh.....that weeeeeeeeee.htm is just more proof that life never gets better than when you're 21 and living off your parents.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/newmusic/lava_baby.asp

Who originally did the song 'I Got You'? I like this version. Then again my taste in music is pretty faggy, i love pop music and girl bands.


mutt

but i did get 58 900 on atomica!!
*******************

cj, another 17,000 and than we can talk
;_))
Serge yes, they process checks!

Dave, YES, it does
;-)
Serge yes, they process checks!

puzzle didn't load for me :-(

but i did get 58 900 on atomica!!
cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Serge,

Did your puzzle answer match any of these?

http://zzz.com.ru/cgi-bin/printpage.cgi?forum=4&topic=90



DaveAFX

Mutt...I think they got most of their music from these guys!

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html


Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

JR -

Way ahead of them ;-)

http://paracleteforum.org/wwwboard/index.html

Timon

well alot of venture capital money went down the drain on sites like that. Michael Eisner's son had some kind of humor site as did many other rich kids. But now that the Internet collapsed it does surprise me there are still so many of these sites around.


mutt

The Mystery Of Britney Spears Breasts
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Don't they have a "pump" version now days?

That would explain it!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

To the serious posters-

It's obvious that someone who is incapable of serious discussion and who wants to force his/her tasteless humor on others has tried to hijack this board.
___________________________________

Timon... your busted :-(
JR

Oh man this is very wrong ;-))
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/karaoke/karaoke_britney.asp


Timon

Cleo, there's a lot more than just that movie, check
his website out...

someone put a looooot of time in that!!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/home.html

Timon

I was refering to Serge's link, last two times I
clicked on a .jpg link of his I had to reboot my PC ;-)
**********
I added this board and my board to my htaccess files so that I would stop killing webamster's computers when Serge posted links to my images.

==========
mutt
I agree, why would someone spend all that time making a Flash movie like that? If they are so board with so much free time on their hands they could come paint my house or something.

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?)

Can anyone confirm that Serge is
speaking the truth?

Timon

The first Britney Spears, Tiffany, is going to be nude in next month's Playboy. Gotta see that.
Wonder when the Olsen Twins will be ready for their Playboy photoshoot.


mutt

Timon,
the waters are safe, trust me
;-)))
Serge yes, they process checks!

oh
mutt Will New England Score More Than 20 Points? AskMeni then Play MaxCash SuperPickem!

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?Puzzle.gif

cj, did you solve this one?

I THINK I did, bit I need a second opinion
;_))
Serge yes, they process checks!

I hear ya mutt, some people must have lot's of
free time on their hand, imagine the money they
could make by investing all that time and talent
in something lucrative...

Timon

I was refering to Serge's link, last two times I
clicked on a .jpg link of his I had to reboot my PC ;-)

Timon

none. it's one of those websites that i can never figure out. Lots of work and talent yet no way to make any money. I don't know how people get up everyday and run those sites knowing there's no money in it.


mutt

i scrolled past all of those links LOL


cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Hmm... I wonder how many consoles will open if
I click that link...
Timon

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britney_breasts.asp

The Mystery Of Britney Spears Breasts


mutt

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/imgs/brains.jpg

hahhaha
;-)))
Serge yes, they process checks!

JR, have you seen THIS sing in Portland?
;-))

http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?bloodydick.jpg
Serge yes, they process checks!

jr, do they have round-a-bouts? or i think they are called turning circles in the states ... those are funny to watch people lost on :-)))

cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Meni, what's new and exciting in your life?

did you sleep alone at night for a change?
;-)))
Serge

Good Morning Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Billy, and I am good at it too!
;-)
Serge

Serge I hear you want to know the next time I am cooking crawfish.. I did not know you liked so suck heads : )

Mutt... come on get with the program ICQ is like water you need it.

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Joe E is always an asshole in my book !

see that mug shot of Jeb Bush's daughter? Girl is only 24, looks 35. Tho not too many people photography well down at the poleece station.

This is also my idea if I ever get to be a premier or governor of some state or province. I would give the public the option to upgrade their driver license photo to one of their own choosing, as long as the photo and the real life person resemble each other enough not to cause problems for law enforcement.

100 bucks to upgrade. I bet most women would pay 250. lotsa guys too.

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Have some fun on Super Sunday with Oprano's MaxCash Super Pickem! Win $$$ and prizes from sponsors like
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mutt

next thing you know.. that same sign is 4 lanes over and you are suddenly doing 130Km/hr in downtown Portland.
**************************

fucking commi bastards!!!!
;-))
Serge

jr, your story below about the freeway made me wet my pants.
--------------------------
CJ,

the funny thing was that i was in the bar section of a restaurant back in Seattle with friends and asked if i was the only one the keeps unwittingly driving into downtown Portland from the freeway.

half the bar chimed out in unison "those motherfuckers!!" and began exchanging stories of doing the same thing i did.

Interstate 5 goes straight from Canada to Mexico. But going through Portland there is a massive series of interchanges and a sign says in one lane "I-5 south" and you are fine... next thing you know.. that same sign is 4 lanes over and you are suddenly doing 130Km/hr in downtown Portland.

JR

serge,

just tune in, trust me, it will be very interesting.
sextoyking
************************

Todd,
shoot from the hip!

(from 2% category)
;-))
Serge

serge,

just tune in, trust me, it will be very interesting.
sextoyking

as I guarentee oprano will be busy today!
************************

"Why this Day is different from other Days"?

I feel like Pesah is coming early this year!
;-)))
Serge

damm only 2%, I feel like I am going to have a lucky day today:))

gotta get some sleep, but see me in a few hours, as I guarentee oprano will be busy today!
sextoyking

should be,
********************************
Todd
geeze, it's been plenty of Freudian slips lately!
;-))

(one of regular posts from 98% category)

;-))
Serge

Todd,
I don't blame you,
over the years you got brainwashed yourself that every post of mine starting with "Todd" is a poke in your ribs, that you threw the baby with the waters.

It ain't so!

2% of my "Todd" posts are NOT!
;-)))
Serge

JR,
We definitely agree about Tyson. Anyone else would still be in prison for rape. Further, i thought it was illegal for a pro boxer to hit anyone but another pro boxer. He's hit private citizens more than once.
Torone

should be,

very few and far in between, do i play the spin game:))
sextoyking

cj,
let's make it simple for everybody.

ALL Pearls/Morons nominations should go to
ed @ oprano.com

he is a final authority on the subject
;-)
Serge

Serge,
LOL!!!!

my tita aren't in a uproar, just wanted a little clarification on that. I might be politically correct on some matters, but when it comes to money, very few and far in between, so i play the spin game:))


sextoyking

If it aint filling my pockets then I don't
give a rats ass.
---

how the hell did that go past without being nominated for a pearl?

PEARL!!

jr, your story below about the freeway made me wet my pants. especially the word 'tanglefuck'. one of my regular words is 'clusterfuck' - now i have a new one!!


cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

Todd,
WHY should you lie??? and why are you getting your tits in uproar?

You were asked,
you answered,
and it's up to me to interprit your answer the way I see it.

Torah has been interpreted,
Talmud is still interpreted,
you should be PROUD that your post is interpreted, nothing wrong with that,
ask GOD!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

would it have been better to lie about our experiance with paid listings on sex.com???:))
sextoyking

Serge,

mutt asked a question, I answered it. enough said
sextoyking

i am so used to tuning it all out after realizing that everyone that brags about cars and boats do not own cars and boats.

JR
***********************

some did....some even owned airplanes,
casino markers,
and even brothers lawyers to kick everybody's ass
;-)))
Serge

do you see anybody bragging about their cars or boats nowadays???
___________________________

HAHAHAHA! No.

i am so used to tuning it all out after realizing that everyone that brags about cars and boats do not own cars and boats.

JR

Serge ... finally got the Windows machine back up so will send that info to John today.
Colin
*************************

Colin, no rush, take your time, we are making nice interest on your money!
;-)))
Serge

Morning everyone!

Serge ... finally got the Windows machine back up so will send that info to John today.
Colin The Ask Colin Archive of all Questions

It is really strange that people talk about Yahoo listings all day long, the problems, the costs, the traffic etc... and ZERO mention of sex.com listings.
**************************

JR,
the answer is obvious,
they are SOOOO good,
fucking , greedy, people wanna keep them for themselves and don't wanna leak the word out!

do you see anybody bragging about their cars or boats nowadays???

NO.

why?

Nobody wants them to get stolen!
;-)))


Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamon)

take a sex.com vs Yahoo poll on oprano about traffic/sales vs costs

JR

JR,
please read ALWAYS POLITICALLY correct Todd,
it's all in there:
1) money
2) satisfaction,
3) productivity
etc
he answered all your questions in his usual form
;-))

don't you see what I see?
;_))



Mutt,

we had a few paid links up on sex.com for like 2-3 months or so, and actually they did ok. I had a tracking url on them, and they more then paid for the few hundred we spent on the clicks. so overall not too bad.
sextoyking
Wed, 30 Jan 2002 02:49:55 - IP: 12.224.183.110 - Post # 51405
Serge

Serge, I heard you have a dinner date next week. Wanna go to dinner with me?
***************************


Jordan stood me up for the dinner last week, this week, and if MikeW does the same next week, I'll probably die from starvation!
;-))


Serge (Jordan vs. Dreamen) did you say...Money????

Tho it would be interesting to hear if people are happy with the returns they are getting for their paid listings
__________________________________

this is what i am talking about. When people are happy about something, particularily income... they tell everyone.

from a distance, it looks like so many stories on the adult web... traffic, returns and revenues were grossly overstated or misstated and over hyped.

A lot of hype, a lot of press, posts everywhere...and they even brought on board a "Guru" when they took it over. Then................ quiet.

It is really strange that people talk about Yahoo listings all day long, the problems, the costs, the traffic etc... and ZERO mention of sex.com listings.

it just seems a little suspicious. I could guess that morality and taste did not win over hardcore banner farms.

JR

Mutt,

we had a few paid links up on sex.com for like 2-3 months or so, and actually they did ok. I had a tracking url on them, and they more then paid for the few hundred we spent on the clicks. so overall not too bad.
sextoyking

JR,
nobody talks about it because there is NOTHING to talk about.

I see absolutelly nothing exciting going on there.

In cohen's days we could speculate about money and talk to Cohen and his 12 aliases on the boards,
nowadays....
nothing.
Serge

it's a pay per click link list. not much to get excited about. Tho it would be interesting to hear if people are happy with the returns they are getting for their paid listings.

'I haven't had one friend in my entire life'
- Mike Tyson

Sad. Hey i thought Cus D'amato was his friend. Hmmmmmmm.......maybe the rumors are true.




mutt

i just miss those Robert Davis days. :-(

what is strange is that no one says ANYTHING about sex.com now. They put proudly and publically put together the "dream team", changed designs many times, did away with the hardcore banner farm and.... now what?

no one talks about it good or bad. really strange. seems like domains like xxx.com, sex.com or fuck.com or whatever, would be focal points of the industry and barrometers of what works and what doesnt, whats changing and so on. instead it is quietly forgotten about and the adult world went back to "hardcore xxx, ass fisting teens"


JR

JR, whose brother? Cohen's?
;-0)
Serge