It's 54 Mikey;-)))
joee The Day Is Coming Soon....

Can anyone confirm, good question.

can anybody confirm that:

mikeai is hung like a flea?
serge is on prozac?
Jr always shows great wisdom?
brad and kimmy make a wonderful couple? :)
St. Louis will win the super bowl?
Confucy will stick a 12 foot butt plug in my ass?
Luna is one hot ass chick? :)
Billy is funny as heck?
Nat Net is of course the best host?
Freshphotos is the best for design?
etc, etc, etc.
can someone please confirm these??:))

sextoyking can you convert?

Ulfie the time thing on the Pickem script is a battle i have fought since September. I still can't figure out what it's doing.
Anyways, whatever it says, it will remain open until kickoff on Sunday.

I suck at math........the server is in the Pacific Time Zone.....GMT is 8 hours ahead ........i'm in the Eastern TIme Zone........oh shit i give up

http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl


mutt News Updated Daily Here..........Porn stars Want Armed Forces Radio TV to Air Their Greeting To Troops........oh yeah that's really important, Paul Fishbein is a moron.........

lol serge!
sharky If serge clicked, it must be true!

wanna see serge blow CybrGlide?
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you fucking blind linker you!


Serge

.. can anyone confirm it?
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IGallery is a public company, go check news on NOOF, if it ain't there-
it just a rumor
Serge

MIkeAI -

I've heard those rumors as well.. can anyone confirm it?
sharky wanna see serge blow CybrGlide?

OK I got an ICQ from a little birdie, I know people will be happy to hear this. SEGuru has made the cut, he was not let go. Which I was told would probably move him up in power at IGallary.

This way he can work some more of his magic!!

Maybe they could hire JoeE to help them out. I bet he can do the work of 45 people! ;-)


Mike AI

Who does their books?? :-)
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QuickBooks?
;-))
Serge did you say...Money????

hahahahah, Houston, Ron Jeremy and some other porn chick are on Win Ben Steins Money right now!



Miss Eve

Hailey Moose, you may be right. But a birdie says SEGuru might have been one of the ones let go. ( Maybe he worked as much magic with IGallary as he did with SEX.COM)

Maybe its like an Enron thing going over there... Who does their books?? :-)


Mike AI

Super Bowl pickem looks great! My only question is why does it close on Sunday at 5 AM? Shouldn't that be 5 PM?


Ulfie

None. Move along.
Hailey Moose

Any truth to the rumor that IGallery has released 45 employees?


Mike AI

Well.... gotta say the pick em looks quite good.



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Sweet T, whay Momma doesn't know, Momma doesn't know... :-)

I have 2 Guest bedrooms set up, 1 with king, one with double bed. I have a guest house, but there is no beds or sofas in it. But I have a bed I could get moved there.

Let me know....

As far as wayward strippers, make sure you bring enough to share! :-)


Mike AI

Well I will miss going to Inglis. ;)
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3 words:

Cochran, Shapiro & Derschewitz
JR

and Sykk,go fuck yourself ;)
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Nick,
wrong board ;)))


Spanno, shoot me an email, I have some information for you (regarding our conversation in Vegas ;)))


Also, Todd, the wife is very thankful for the birthday gift...I may be a bit...scarce this evening ;))))

SykkBoy make more bank in '02

Edd please check mail asap!

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Well I will miss going to Inglis. ;)

Serge,thks for the update.Miss a couple of days and one is 3000 posts behind.

try jon at whitcon.net,bpj.My ilynx one gets like 3k a day.Bloody spasmmers!!! ;))

Looking forward to sheep shearing in July,serge, btw :)
Nickatilynx

http://www.sptimes.com/News/112901/Citrus/Mayor_banishes_Satan_.shtml
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i think that Satan may beat this one.

JR

MikeAI....

Excellent! But does Momma allow spend-the-night-guests of spend-the-night-guests? I have a few of the honor graduates from VooMan's Home for Wayward Strippers that would like to come and experience the Big Easy. I am sure that they wouldn't mind sleeping inside the car (the Shelby that is ;).

I just dont wanna make Momma mad....you know when Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

--T


SweetT NationalNet....here today, here tomorrow

hey Nick,
Shoot me your e.... want to send you something. ;-)


bpj you snooze....you lose!

Any more news on Scottpb btw?
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yes, he posted yesterday and thanked all his friends for support
Serge did you say...Money????

Jordan is averaging exactly 25 points a game
his average for the last 20 games is probably 28 points
St Louis is expected to score 33 points
Jordan plays the Indiana Pacers
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Thanks Mutt,

Ok after calculating all that Ive decided the Rams will win the coin toss..

Bring on question 2! This is easy ;)

Optional We Love 6k

This HAS to be the best line in that whole article, Mike:

And the smell ... good God. A booze-drenched, pungent, puke/urine-infested miasma. They should decorate the balconies on Bourbon Street with decomposing bodies just to complete the effect.

Having done Bourbon St. at Mardi Gras for the past few years now I can attest to this. Peee-Yew!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A little bit of heaven

T -

Momma says if I will move my riding lawnmower, you can have a place to stay in the barn!


Mike AI

mutt - I agree with MikeFold! Great job putting together the SuperBowl Pickem stuff and getting people to cough off such sweeet prizes!

I am with you too on the first tiebreaker...Should be the game itself against the spread, then go down from there.

CactusButt

also are we sure it was the real Raw Alex that posted:

"" Follow the money, it will answer ALL of your questions. ""

included in pearls?
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
Nickatilynx

Timon wrote:""aeon, I think the only thing the majority of people
on this board believe in is porn and money ;-)""

And I'm not too sure about "porn"

and Sykk,go fuck yourself ;)

Any more news on Scottpb btw?
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

thanks MikeFold.

yeah we do need a tiebreaker. What u suggested is easiest but I think the first tie breaker should be the winner of the Super Bowl, after that we can just work our way down the list.

I was surprised at the prop bet for Longest Field Goal, the Over/Under number is only 43 and a half, game is in a dome. Seems like an easy bet to me.

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Those poor people at http://answers.org/wwwboard/ ...
they never stood a chance!!! :)

*****
A messageboard to Serge is like a trumpet was to Dizzy Gillespie.
*****

I gotta recommend mutt for a Pearl on this one! Outstandingly profound and true!!!

CactusButt

OK, Bill Simmons you talked me into it!! It's been too long since I have been to New Orleans! Now....wonder where I can stay on such short notice??? MikeAI...got room in the barn??? ;)


--T


SweetT NationalNet....here today, here tomorrow

Great Job Mutt.....

The Tie Breaker will be correct answers going down the list starting right at the top (unless i missed something you posted)

Sound Cool?



MikeFold Mikey likes it

my favorite place to visit is Serge's bedroom
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Whats a SAT score?

S, special?
A, attitude
T test?
ok
special attitude test
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

; I can't even imagine the collective SAT score here. It's the kind of place where you ask for change for a $20 bill and the waiter will give you back a ten and three fives. And God forbid you ask one of the locals for directions ... you might as well ask them for the square root of Pi.


but actually the guy does give it a good review. He tells readers it's a place you have to visit ONCE in your lifetime. Can't say that about most cities.
mutt

New Orleans is my favorite place to visit
Guy had some interesting observations but the last sentence should be changed

You feel absolutely, positively alive on Bourbon Street, even as you're fearing for your own life. That's why everyone needs to visit New Orleans at least once (a season - always after Fat Tuesday).
I'm overdue;-(

Although residents might not agree ;-)



Vick Are the partnership proggys you are using paying you 80%? Earn 80% Here ;-)

Mike,

when we had cybernetexpo at the hilton in NO's, it was one of my best conventions ever!! good group of webmasters, gambling across the street, a suite overlooking the great mississippi river, and of course your Pool party was kick ass!!!


sextoyking 30% Commissions on all sextoy-dvd-movie sales!

that is a funny article.

he apparently met up with Billy.

", or more people ambling around aimlessly who look like they might or might not be up to something."


mutt

Boy this guy loves New Orleans...

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020129.html
Mike AI Oh yeah, it is on! Who can win these prizes!

Mutt I like the Jordan/Rams prop bet... My money is on MJ!! ;-)


Mike AI Oh yeah, it is on! Who can win these prizes!

Jordan is averaging exactly 25 points a game. He started very slowly so his aveerage for the last 20 games is probably 28 points.
He's fifth in the NBA. Not bad for a 39 year old playing on a horrible team with everybody out to get the best of the legend.

mutt`

i will go check for u Optional.

Jordan is up and down, that's what makes it a kinda interesting proposition. One night he will have 16 points the next night he will score 40.

St Louis is expected to score 33 points in the Super Bowl. Jordan plays the Indiana Pacers the same day, they are an average team.


mutt

Bit of help for out of towners..
How many points has Jordon been scoring per game?
http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl
Optional

Have everyone seen this?
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Does that mean you had seen it Serge?

Optional

you can also ask her about Jeb Bush's daughter arrest for obtaining controlled substance by false means
Serge $6000 to the winners, no shit!

Or is it fake?
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King Keyser,
only Kitty knows the answer, ask her
Serge did you say...Money????

Have everyone seen this?
http://www1.freesexspace.com/dirty/

DirtyDollar have some things to explain. Or is it fake?


King Keyser

Mutt fantastic job with http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/ Appreciate all the sponsors as well kicking in for it!

This will definately make the superbowl more exciting.

I was at a local strip club, and it was packed with Rams last night. These guys are huge, 20 of them filled the whole VIP area...

I will have to speak to a few of them and see if I can get any inside info! ;-)

http://www.opranoplus.com/superbowl/

Get in on the prizes...


Mike AI Oh yeah, it is on! Who can win these prizes!

Ok I am going to stop philosifying
now because I suck at it ;-)

Timon

Though perhaps it's better to believe in marketing
and money only and keep that first believe flexible as
you can make money by marketing anything as long as you
do it right...

Timon

you should create an account and post links to that software on all those religious boards and see how many sales you get.

i would venture to guess that we would all be surprised.

JR
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great idea, but I can't do it...
we also advertise
http://softwarebucks.com and I see it as
Conflict of Interests
;-))
Serge $6000 to the winners, no shit!

Timon, I don't....
I believe MARKETTING is MONEY!
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Serge, the marketing part is obvious, no product
can make money without marketing, not even porn.

So if you believe in porn and money you will have to
use marketing to derive your second believe from your
first believe ;-)

Timon

"BTW does God get odds?
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I'd bet on HIM any time!"
;-))
Serge did you say...Money????
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The only power any gods have are the powers obtained from the faith of their Believers
Think VooDoo practitioners for example
Sometimes that is an awful lot of power




Vick Are the partnership proggys you are using paying you 80%? Earn 80% Here ;-)

you see, Lens, and you thought nobody clicks on your banners!?
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you should create an account and post links to that software on all those religious boards and see how many sales you get.

i would venture to guess that we would all be surprised.

JR

erasercash is the closest we have come

JR
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you see, Lens, and you thought nobody clicks on your banners!?
;-)))
Serge did you say...Money????

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aeon,

i love when the religious attack science. It's alot harder to figure out the world when we started with nothing, crawled out of the freakin sea without a thing to our names. But through hard work the scientists, the doers among us, try to figure the world out and hopefully make this a better place.
While the religious fundamentalists like Osama Bin Laden and the millions of uneducated dolts like him do NOTHING! Wasting their lives away reading from a book they believe is the word of God.






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JR

That which is crooked cannot be made straight eclessiastes
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let me guess... Book of Nickatilynx, Chapter 6, verse 66?


answers.org OK, I need a scorecard. Which of the posters is "us"? JR, Joan...which others? I'm SO confused :(
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my presence will be easy to spot, wait for...ahem, all hell to break loose ;))))


SykkBoy make more bank in '02

DaveAFX,
correct, and this explains why I love both
;_)))
Serge did you say...Money????

"I believe MARKETTING is MONEY! "

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Some things are easier to market. God and porn are 2 examples.


DaveAFX

BTW does God get odds?
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I'd bet on HIM any time!
;-))
Serge did you say...Money????

Timon, I don't....
I believe MARKETTING is MONEY!
;_))


Serge did you say...Money????

aeon, I think the only thing the majority of people
on this board believe in is porn and money ;-)

Timon

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2140.html
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Serge, considering the above post... i intent to wait and see where those "bettin for Jesus" put their money.

BTW does God get odds?

JR

"that's pretty much what religion is. Scared bunch of people stranded on the third rock from the sun"

And science isn't? The defining work on "causation", and subsequently, all of deterministic/empirical theory is "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", Sec 7: "Of The Idea of Necessary Connection" by David Hume: The empiricist who showed empiricism's insurmountable flaws.

Faith is faith - whether it's in theological theories or scientific theories. The only one that's "smarter" is the one you choose :)

best of luck
aeon

Oprano FootBowl Pick'Em is officially open and taking contestants.

let the best pickeruppers win!
;-))
Serge $6000 to the winners, no shit!

that's pretty much what religion is. Scared bunch of people stranded on the third rock from the sun.
________________

I vote for this to be on 'Pearls'


DaveAFX

yup that's pretty much what religion is. Scared bunch of people stranded on the third rock from the sun.
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i guess this explains the website with bible scripture and UFO
sightings on the same site

http://www.spiritweb.org/Bible/Old/ecclesiastes.html
JR

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"29:17
Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul."

Timon

"Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."
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Timon,
14
The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
Serge yes, they process checks!

No father Serge, they are too large for my little feet ;-)

"Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."

Timon

Timon,

Serge has been doing this for years.
Pissing with Bible scripture.

always ahead of the game. A messageboard to Serge is like a trumpet was to Dizzy Gillespie.




mutt

Next time I have a pissing match I am going to use
bible phrases to back up my posts, they're cool ;-)
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Timon, wanna walk in my shoes???

2
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

(---Ecclesiastes 1)
Serge

If you really want to add fuel to the fire.........


http://www.coppit.org/god/contradictions.html

http://personal.bgsu.edu/~roberth/bible.html

http://www.the-gnosis-site.com/sri/contradi.htm
JR

Next time I have a pissing match I am going to use
bible phrases to back up my posts, they're cool ;-)

"Proverbs 14:7
Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge."

Timon

Mutt -"Let them have their fairy tales:
I 100% agree, religion is to explain what humans can't explain, like Mythology was
That's not to put down those who believe and get something good from it
Just my point of view

Vick Tick Tock Tick Tock

Well Neal, would you care to share your thoughts on the subject of transgenderness?
http://paracleteforum.org/wwwboard/index.html

;-)
Timon

Oh, i PRA No
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Damn I missed that, pretty convincing ;-)

Timon

In Reply to: Re: Internet filth posted by Rodney on January 28, 2002 at 12:39:57:

rodney,

i hate to disagree with your arguement that God intentionally created another person programmed to behave in such an immoral and sinful way.

it is really shamefull that in this day and age, we can still lay the blame for such horribly offensive and sinful behavior at the feet of God himself.

Homosexuality is well known to be caused and propogated by a Greek conspiracy that began in the middle ages to justify their lewd and sinful behavior which was often practiced with young males of the same sex.

in fact, the name Meni, is a Greek name i believe... is it not?


JR

I even gave you clues. Look at the capital letter in this post.


http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2104.html


DaveAFX

Homosexuality a conspiracy? I wonder what books
these people read ;-))
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i was just poking fun at meni... but he never saw it. as you can see he posted there too :-)

JR

Neal Bob here.
DaveAFX
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impossible, that guy was too tough to be fake ;-)

Timon

yup that's pretty much what religion is. Scared bunch of people stranded on the third rock from the sun.

I used to bait religious people like crazy, i couldn't wait until the Jehovah's Witnesses would knock my door. To meet an Orthodox Jew on the street who wanted to 'teach' me. Now I don't care. I'm not out to prove i'm smarter. Let them have their fairy tales.


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I like this one:

Homosexuality is well known to be caused and propogated by a Greek conspiracy that began in the middle ages to justify their lewd and sinful behavior which was often practiced with young males of the same sex.

(http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2111.html)

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Homosexuality a conspiracy? I wonder what books
these people read ;-))

Timon

Neal Bob here.
DaveAFX
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ahhha!!!

so it was you who were in favor of corporal punishment?????
;-))
Serge

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2140.html

;-)))
Serge

Neal Bob here.
DaveAFX

Dick be careful or soon we'll have Chrstian imposters pretending to
be adult webmasters on this board ;-))
Timon

Just in case they won't take the bait this time...

http://paracleteforum.org/wwwboard/index.html

;-))
Timon

That which is crooked cannot be made straight eclessiastes
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JR
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JR,
I'm glad the word FINALLY rubs of on you!
;-)))
Serge

i doubt you could get into trouble.

you can just direct the url for the board here to varying boards on the web instead of your own.

or create a link like "todays guest message board"

JR

Thanks :) It will be a lot easier to read now ;)

Growing up with a VERY strict Southern Baptist mother, I saw very strong similarities between "church" and Amway rallys. Get everyone hyped up and get the adrenaline flowing, then pass the offering plate/applications to be an IBO. My mother has given literally millions to the church in her hope that it will somehow earn her a better spot in heaven. Note these were not what I personally would consider "charitable" donations (help the poor, toys for homeless kids, etc.), but rather to build a bigger church, plants and lights for the baptismal pond, funding an election of a Christian Coalition candidate, etc. Everyone at the church is very, very nice to her and in her mind, it's because they like her ;)

Peaches

i guess the sex change debate is also addressed in the bible.

_________________________________
That which is crooked cannot be made straight eclessiastes
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JR

you guys at oprano may want to re-evaluate your own business model.
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JR,
the first evaluation of your proposal carries sentences raging between 12 and 25 years in federal penetentiary!
;-))

Anybody knows where I can buy 25 years maturity CD's?
;-)))
Serge

you guys at oprano may want to re-evaluate your own business model.

it seems that hi-jacking other boards requires less programming, let maintenence and seems to be much more entertaining.

all you need to do is create to entry pages.

JR

ditto
Serge

I have to agree with JR, especially on part 2.

Timon