you better shoot him a message to let him know how much porn webmaster traffic he has and alert him to the advertising opportunities.

JR
****************

JR, why do you think so LOW of me?

do you know me as somebody who would wait 'till tomorrow about things which were supposed to be done YESTERDAY?
;-))
Serge

religion is largely in my opinion rooted in two simple and basic facts:

1) people are incable of accepting the finality of death... particularily the deaths of others.

almost all religions are based on some notion of life continuing after death.

2) people are often not strong enough or secure enough to face the world on their own two feet and accept that fate and luck are created by the indidual, not the grand plan of a higher power.

facing the world on your own is tough.

facing the world with an "imaginary friend" is much easier.

JR

Peaches, Sean is me
;-)
Serge

I am Tim, Rodney and Joan
Timon

answers.org OK, I need a scorecard. Which of the posters is "us"? JR, Joan...which others? I'm SO confused :(


Peaches

It's funny how they always attack each other ...

"I am more Christian than you, you are a fake Christian,
you will burn in hell!!"

Timon

and remember kids, god will sort it all out in the end

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2126.html
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

I think we gonna turn that board in the funniest board there is!
***************************
they might as well register a new
domain and not tell us about it ;-)

Timon

maybe you can get a deal for his exit traffic!
JR

jr ... this is like one of those prep talks coaches give their teams in movies ...

if you or anyone who posted anything negative was a true Christian, you would have expressed sympathy, caring, understanding and a true desire to help rather than "....will burn in hell" speaches.

you can make fun of someone who made such a post, but many here are no better, no more helpful, no more positive and no more Christian.


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

CJ you forget, and.. Meni

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I think we gonna turn that board in the funniest board there is!
________________________________

you better shoot him a message to let him know how much porn webmaster traffic he has and alert him to the advertising opportunities.

JR

JR,
I think we gonna turn that board in the funniest board there is!
;_))
Serge

LOL

this is beautiful

what is amazing is that in a place which should stand for love, help, peace and togetherness... there is so much sarcasm, arrogance, anger and negativity.


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

i took three showers after being accused of causing him to have a "cerebral orgasm". i still feel dirty.
JR

JR, Timon,
and let the sean be with ya!
;-))
Serge

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/messages/2133.html

jr you made him cry you bully!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

That should piss em off good ;-))

Timon

hahaha!! :-)))
JR

Love for God is genderless, don't see it as losing a son, see it as gaining a daughter

"Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love. "

---


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Well can't hurt to try, see my follow up ;-)

Timon

well... honestly i have nothing better to do. from looking at the shit storm you stirred up yesterday, it looks like they do not either.
JR

LOL - You think they'll buy it again ;-)

Timon

Timon, your up!

http://www.answers.org/wwwboard/index.html#post
JR

No we took away the candy
*************************
I bet you ate it!!

Timon

anyone wanna buy the domain?
candyfetish.com ????
I wanna send morgan to college
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

No we took away the candy
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Did she get to keep the candy at least?

DaveAFX

funny thing is, we shot her for free
hahahahhaha
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

When will the caption contest be reset? The current
one is getting a little old...

Timon

Meni, I am sure you're proud at being able to make the distinction ;-)

Timon

I think she used a milky way

http://www.candyfetish.com/gallery/
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Got a mailing list?
Don't advertise Video Age on it?
Hit me up, we wanna send out a mailer to sell the Briana Loves Jenna video, and our site links on it.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Hmmm... I'd be a little embarrassed if someone would
search for my name and a pussy with a snickers bar in it came up ;-))
Timon

http://www.oprano.com/picture08end.html
DaveAFX,
I only wonder what people who search for Doritos think about it
;-)))
Serge

Great. I just did a Yahoo search on my screen name. (I check every once in a while, you never know.) I'm sure my Mom will be proud of the first listing. I came in third in a contest!

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=daveafx&hc=0&hs=0

DaveAFX

Wow, looks like some people's business plans
are more even thourougher than mine :-)
Timon

after lengthy debates with partners and other people in the adult biz, i have realized that my approach to everything in the form clear structure, written plans, stated goals, step by step plans for acheiving goals, great communication, developing management and management structure and processes all coupled with strict accounting and tightly controlled spending was actually....

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

so i took a survey.

it seems that a ñommon business plan template in adult today is:

"to make money!! what did you think it was, you fuckin dumbass?!?!"

a common marketing plan in adult in its most complicated and common form is:

"to get more traffic to make more money... you fuckin dumbass!"

the most common management plan and management system/structure is:

"All i can say is that i gave that dumb motherfucker a job, he better do what i say before i shitcan his ass!"

a common strategy for future growth and capturing market share is:

"Awe Fuck man, i dont know! but i better figure some kinda shit out soon... shits goin downhill fast"

the seemingly most common strategy for new product development, innovation and developing products that are unique, offer unique value to webmasters and surfers alike is apparently is:

"Huh, Wha???? what the fuck did that mean?... Look motherfucker, are you makin fun of me?"

JR i'm just bored in Berlin

Haha now they started a second topic about our discussion yesterday ;-)

See "quite amazing"

http://answers.org/wwwboard/index.html

________________

'Isn't that speeecial'

Neal Bob
DaveAFX

So much for having breakfast, don't seem to be hungry after reading about fudge packing.

Serge
So when are you due?

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?) Cleo's Links

Haha now they started a second topic about our discussion yesterday ;-)

See "quite amazing"

http://answers.org/wwwboard/index.html

Timon

That's the best I could come up
with in 3 seconds notice ;-)

Although chocolate coated treat is not a bad way to describe an
asshole and I don't think many surfers will think that far... :-)

Timon

and what the FUCK is a coco pop?! i'm thinking chocolate coated crispy treats here ... like rice bubbles ... does the girl you are describing have hemoroids?

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

select
cntrl C
cntrl V
select
cntrl B
cntrl s

:-)

thanks!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Timon,
you DO have your way with words!!!!!!
;-))
Serge

Add something like:

Ream her little coco-pop and let her bounce on your totem pole like
the little cum gobbling dick toy that she is!

;-)

Timon

uuhhh ?
you guys thing you've seen everything, but you aint seen nothing yet. check this out.

while searching some domains found this.

http://malepregnancy.com/

whats even more weird people use the web to search for
Male Pregnancy
Pregnant man



Slavdogg

timon, did you know you inspired some interesting 'text competitions' at the old office?

this is my artwork for this evening ...
"Young Anal Fucking is crammed tight with anal action - amateur anal fucking, first time
ass play & live anal fuck shows!! Access is TOTALLY FREE so click now!! "

you are also the inspiration behind 'thwack your gadget'

:-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge, seen any run away legs lately ?
***********************

no,
but have you seen
http://oprano.com lately?

JohnIP, fuck your predictions!..and give RB my best!!!
;-)))
Serge

your such a sick fuck!!!
**************************
Yeah I love you too baby!

Timon

I don't know about anyone else, but there is no doubt in my mind why Serge would be interested in quickly changing IPs on the fly... :)
CactusButt
************************

Red Riding Hood:
"Grandma, why do you have such a big teeth"?

;-))
Serge

Serge, seen any run away legs lately ?
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020121/101162520007.html


Slavdogg

milk gives me the runs

and no, i'm not clicking on that. i have a feeling i've seen it before and even the memory is making me choke.
your such a sick fuck!!!
:-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

What's wrong with you people, I
think it's a turn on!

http://65.112.228.203/bukkake/bbsamp.mpg

Timon

CJ - Got Milk?
++++++++++++++++++++++++

Gave me the dry heaves!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

CJ - Got Milk?

Timon

timon, i'm never clicking one of your links again
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Yeah too bad Serge is http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf

Timon

Timon - yeah, I guess that would make it alot harder! :)

I don't know about anyone else, but there is no doubt in my mind why Serge would be interested in quickly changing IPs on the fly... :)
CactusButt

I was sorta hoping it was mine :-((

Timon
****************

it IS..or why would you send money for
"child support"?
;-))
Serge

Cactusbutt, it's not so easy if you are: http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf

Timon

you are hooked up to a cable/dsl router...

:)

CactusButt The Best Online Shopping Mall

it's John's baby!
************************
hm :-(
I was sorta hoping it was mine :-((

Timon

*****
Timon, how do you manage changing IP's so fast?
*****

Serge - it is pretty easy, if...
CactusButt The Best Online Shopping Mall

Maybe you need me to send even more money!? ;-))

Timon
********************

hmmm...I never thought of that,
'cuz it ain't mine anyway,
it's John's baby!
;-))
Serge

hmmmm...if money with John are already, whatta we need YOU for????
**************************

Maybe you need me to send even more money!? ;-))

Timon

The money is with John already ;-)

Timon
*********************

hmmmm...if money with John are already, whatta we need YOU for????
;_)))

NEXT!!!!
;_)))
Serge

The money is with John already ;-)

Timon

Cool I'll buy a few of those for my new proggy
to be released March 1st :-)

Timon
********************

yes, but only if you prepay by February 30th!
;-)))
Serge

Serge
Is that an offer?
*************************

sure, just drop e-mail to
nicktamer@hotmail.com

but if it doesn't come from me with secret wink-
you are on your own!
;-))
Serge

Cool I'll buy a few of those for my new proggy
to be released March 1st :-)

Timon

who needs clicks?
**************
Serge
Is that an offer?

Cleo_LinkUP (Satisfied with yourself?) Cleo's Links

Serge, you might want to consider that the advertising value
of this board will be diminished soon when people become too
scared to click on stuff ;-))

Timon
***********************

Timon, NOBODY clicks on NOTHING anyway!

this si not how we help our sponsors.

THIS is the way it works.

Remember Nick Tamer? The hacker?

I hired him as our head of
"Webmaster Sign Ups" Dept.

He has everybody's pay to info on file, 23,894 webmasters total.

He takes this info and signs up webmasters to ALL our sponsors and sends webmasters e-mails with the code to place.

300-400 a month minimum to each proggy.

I am glad we were able to make an honest man out of him and he is happy too.
(He now lives in Nice, France, and only plays with hitbots when he is VERY drunk)
;-)))

Sponsors only put buttons here so NickTamer knows where to sign webmasters up.

who needs clicks?
;-))
Serge

Serge, you might want to consider that the advertising value
of this board will be diminished soon when people become too
scared to click on stuff ;-))

Timon

Timon,
you woke my dog with that!!!!
;-))

he got used to it, he thought I was calling him!!!!
;-)))
Serge

Hahaha that link of yours is really funny!! ;-))))

Timon

Serge,

If you can't figure out what I just told
you then you are:

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf

Timon

Timon,
my Russian friends told me to use this one

REMOVED UPON TIMON's REQUEST!

Serge

Ok I'll email it..

Timon

c'mon, Timon,
or should I ask my Russian friends for tips?
;-))
Serge

I would if I could figure out why
this is happening...

Timon

can you teach me????
;-)))
Serge

Timon
Tue, 22 Jan 2002 04:34:19 - IP: 203.146.223.81 - Post # 48795
Serge

Hm strange, I have no idea..

Timon

Timon
Tue, 29 Jan 2002 03:22:30 - IP: 217.64.35.82 - Post # 51113

Timon
Tue, 29 Jan 2002 01:36:36 - IP: 168.143.112.103 - Post # 51107
Serge

Timon, how do you manage changing IP's so fast?
*********************
What are you talking about?

Timon

Timon, you prick,
;-0))))

LOL!
;-))
Serge

Serge, TGP2 webmasters are too busy to post on boards,
here you can see average day of busy TGP2 webmaster ;-))

http://www.oddtodd.com/index2.html

Timon

Timon, how do you manage changing IP's so fast?
;-))
Serge

Colin, it's safe I promise, do it while eating your
morning Corn Flakes ;-)

Timon

Colin,
is TGP2 board DOA?

I see no meaningful activity there, did it outlive itself?
Serge

Timon,

I was trained back in '97 to not click on your links. They are all dangerous! I refuse to click on one that says "milk" :)
Colin Danger is my middle name.

Brad,
how did you end up with Jenna's acount?
http://www.freeadultgraphics.com/msgboard/message.cgi

;-))
Serge

Yeah I have a good trick to make chicks throw up
but I only do it when I'm in THEIR apartment ;-))

Timon

Timon,
this "milk" mpg was NASTY!

she almost threw up!
Serge

cause heh heh sounds like a dirty old man chuckling.

*******************************

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

Timon

"Which is more feminine?

"heehee"

or

"hihihi"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Well Monk, Meni may be a full-on male hottie, but heehee is more feminine. I use it cause heh heh sounds like a dirty old man chuckling.
titmowse win an X-Box

JMscore, are you old enough to even buy cigerettes?
Mike AI

Good morning everyone, nice glass of milk
with your breakfast?

http://65.112.228.203/bukkake/bbsamp.mpg

Timon

RRRED...I think I need a cigarette. ; )

If anyone is interested.

http://quake.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Quakes/ci09753485.htm
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)