that ought to get the vaginators whirring:)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Grimm..you must admit that women are really the superior species.

If you take a real look at(without bias)at how men constantly conform to the women around them.

They just let us think we are in control....

And that child birth thing...that is a whole separate story...=)
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Are you offering me my own board?

Cleo
*********************

in a way,
yes.

will you be able to turn it into success?
do you have what it takes?
or you think women can't do it due to their maternal instincts?
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Lisa...sometimes you prefer head first!:)
grimm

Lisa, this is PEARL!
;-)))

Most men spend their lives trying desperately to get right back where they came from...some of the time head first. ;))

Lisa

I submitted it to Ed
;-)))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Serge
Are you offering me my own board?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

serge.. understood. cowardice does not sit well with me:)


Cleo... That is a stereotype.
grimm

serge.. understood. cowardice does not sit well with me:)


Cleo... That is a stereotype.
grimm

Most men spend their lives trying desperately to get right back where they came from...some of the time head first. ;))

Nite!


Lisa PMB

Cleo,
very keen observations, indeed.

I think we should launch
http://opranosearch4women.com
;-))
Serge

men, if you look at them, are more complex than women. Women have, by a combination of public introspection, and typecasting of mens conditions and responses, have made themselves into the less complex entity, and forced themselves into a stereotype.
************
Really???
Men are biologically programed to impregnate as many woman as they can. They are driven by their hormones in a tunnel vision quest to complete their goal.

Woman on the other hand are biologically programed as care takers. We go through life looking to build nests while at the same time striving to attract as many men as possible while only choosing to mate with the men who we believe will provide the best genes and caretaking of our offspring.

Woman go through life plotting and planing in our quest for the ultimate nest. Men go through life plotting and planing how to impregnate as many females as possible.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

If we are going to have appropriate discussions about this matter, then let all parties be accountable for what they say right.
****************************

Grimm,
not all the writtings are worth discussion.

I'm sure you've been at public toilets before and saw the writings on the wall...and how often those writtings get discussed?
;-))
Serge

Serge.. a formal request to have the post deleted. I am one for fair play:)
*********************

Grimm,
I don't delete posts, period.

I edit commercial speech part of the posts
(yes, tags/urls/promo ARE commercial speech)
but I don't touch shit when MikeAI is attacked, me is attacked, JohnIP is attacked, JoeE is attacked, JB is attacked,
Lord All Mighty himself is attacked...
and that is it.
Serge

im double posting, and messing up peoples names. Break out the lithium!
grimm

it is in my opinion that the collapse of @home has set the internet industry back at least 2 years.

and the collective collapse of the data center industry is set to do the same thing, if not worse.

(this coming from my conversion to a local cable modem service from my precious @home service. i am a tad bit bitter)
grimm

grimm,
I think you were answering me; but I'm Torone (Big Bull), not Timon. We're not interchangeable...I'm unique.:)
Torone

Grimm,

You're maniacal at 8am!
Colin A madman lives here!

that ought to get the vaginators whirring:)
grimm

men, if you look at them, are more complex than women. Women have, by a combination of public introspection, and typecasting of mens conditions and responses, have made themselves into the less complex entity, and forced themselves into a stereotype.

really, when you look at it, stereotyping in gender is usually created by the female side of the spectrum. Not only do they stereotype men, but themselves.
grimm

men, if you look at them, are more complex than women. Women have, by a combination of public introspection, and typecasting of mens conditions and responses, have made themselves into the less complex entity, and forced themselves into a stereotype.

really, when you look at it, stereotyping in gender is usually created by the female side of the spectrum. Not only do they stereotype men, but themselves.
grimm

And as far as men being weak little animals, I agree with you there. I guess WE are BOTH in the same boat there.... aren't we!
************
Men aren't weak, they just never outgrow their need for their mommy.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Grimm :)

Colin These ratios are acceptable too!

timon... the post below regarding JoeE... is anon crap and needs to be deleted. If we are going to have appropriate discussions about this matter, then let all parties be accountable for what they say right.

Serge.. a formal request to have the post deleted. I am one for fair play:)

Colin... That same ratio is acceptable to me too:)
grimm

The thing about men is not that they are weak but that they are expendable. They are sent (almost exclusively) off to war, for example, by the tens of millions.

Men are society's dice.

One man can impregnate 100s of women. A high ratio of women to men is completely acceptable by nature.


Colin Coming to a Galaxy near you.

Just a quick THANK YOU ! to Serge
and the oprano crew for helping us
kickstart our International Board !

Thanks
and keep up the good work u
have a great place here !
Kevin AdultWebmasterWorld
**********************************

Kevin,
give yourself more credit,
you started your business on the right foot,
and Oprano always helps those who do things right.

Best of Luck and I hope you don't mind me talking shop with my Russian collegues on your board
;-))
Serge

grimm,
What anon crap? I been gone, and the board was just archived.
Torone

And as far as men being weak little animals, I agree with you there. I guess WE are BOTH in the same boat there.... aren't we! ;-)

Mike AI
**********************

no, not BOTH,
I'm in the same boat as well, this makes it "threesome"
;-)))
Serge

Jonas, I miss you!

Miami?

"No grapes for you!"
Colin Coming to a Galaxy near you. Even Grimm's neighborhood!

Serge,

Emil and I will take you a Greek Restaurant, but in Hollywood. Maybe one day next week we can plan something.
Jonas zOOted Gay Sites
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Jonas, the pleasure will be mine,
any day but Monday is good.
I know GREAT Greek place, on the same block where old CEN office used to be, on A1A,
great food, great service and even tables outside, so I could smoke my poison
;-)

drop me e and let's confirm
Serge

Men are very weak little animals. Be gentle with them.
confucy
*******************

Confucy,
you'll make a great family judge...did you ever concider going to law school?

Serge

anon posting is all about a lack of grapes.

it takes grapes to say what you feel and be held accountable.

Those who have them know what they are.

oprano should require grapes to be a part of this community:)
grimm

i think confucy needs more fiber:)
grimm

Grimm,

I agree 100%. That anon bullshit should go.

Confucy, what is YOUR problem with ME? Please add to the LONG list!

Play house with Mike? You should read before you leap. Philosophically, Mike and I are about as far from each other on major issues as two people can be. We hardly ever agree on anything. I do however, really like Mike and as much as our views tend to differ, we know each other mean well but come from different perspectives.

Anyway, try to read more than 4 words before you opine on something and maybe you won't make such a fool of yourself next time.
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

Serge, Chris is no cockholster. He is a nice guy, who is trying to impress his bosses.
******************************

MikeAI,
I haven't pulled a single post of him because I like when E.Chris posts or stays away,
he serves the purpose regardless
;-)
Serge

That anon crap needs to be deleted.


grimm

Now, what is this BS about the word 'cunt'? Are we gonna have to put up with a bunch of PC crap on the adult boards?
Torone

We all know Joe is still just a big kid. He likes his hookers, drugs,
and expensive toys. I am just surprised JB did not kick him out earlier.
We all know it hurt CEN business to have him there.

Here is the Problem and Joe needs your help

Joe is Unemployed,
Owes the IRS 1 million in back Taxes
Has Several Hookers to Support
A large demand for Drugs
A 3 million house Mortgaged to the max
A 43 ft book that is Sunk
A 550 Ferrari that will not Run
In other wards a whole lot of problems

He is now accepting applications for New Employment

Qualifications
None
Skills
Can drink and do more drugs than anyone in the industry
Can throw 1,000 chips from one side of a casino to the next
Can make any deal one day and not remember the next day

Requirements
Must be able to harass all employees (sexual and verbal)
Can only work 5 hrs per week (This is a MAX)
Must be able to bring in any dirt bag off the street to invest in their
worthless idea (you must listen even if you do not want to)
Must have full access to company jet, at any time.
Must be able to spend at least 250k on a G3 minimum to Europe if
not owned. (multiple times per year) this is a business expense and not
from his salary, (yea right)
Must be allowed to insult all customers at will if desired

Current Jobs that have been offered
Senior Tech Advisor for Fry Department at McDonalds
Lap Dance Evaluator at Crazy Horse
Stupid Drunk Plant at Casio that loses all his money
Spokesman for Alcoholics anonymous

If anyone has a another Job offer please post it here
ISleuth@50cents

mutt...LOL

I very nearly called the kids in before listening to the first one myself...glad I thought better of it. ;)


Lisa PMB

and finally the old favorite 'How's Your Hole?

http://www.opranoplus.com/family.htm
mutt

that song was sad, this one is funny. It's actually quite brilliant. Ever get really bored and fidgety waiting for them to finish singing the national anthem?

Red Peters came up with this great new version.

http://www.opranoplus.com/anthem.htm
mutt

here's a good song for kids
it's about a grandpa, a little boy, his dog and the special bond they shared
http://www.opranoplus.com/stains.htm

might need a tissue
mutt

Kids are going camping with their dad for the long weekend next weekend (remember Australia Day?)...pick a day thru the week and they are all yours! :)

(I'd go easy on the Baileys tho...specially for Dan...he's enough of a toad when he's sober.) ;))


Lisa PMB

I'm sending the kids to your house!
--

awesome!!
i've got a super large bottle of baileys i got on the way back to oz .. we'll have a great night!!
next weekend would be good :-) i want to spend the day at timezone :-) you should book a day at the dome!

mutt, my hole is wonderful thankyou!!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Cleo, yes, I am...
I'm pregnant with an elephant,
the trunk is sticking out already
;-)))
Serge
************************************

http://www.abrosia.com/adult/p141.html
The Goat

Just a quick THANK YOU ! to Serge
and the oprano crew for helping us
kickstart our International Board !

Thanks
and keep up the good work u
have a great place here !
Kevin AdultWebmasterWorld

family?
mutt

hi CJ,

How's your hole......
mutt

Right CJ that's it! I'm sending the kids to your house! Expect a cabload in about 20 mins. :P~~~~~~~


Lisa !

Paging Mike Hunt........ is Mike Hunt there? Where is Mike Hunt?

i give up.

Call the Fire Department! Mike Hunt's On Fire!!!
mutt

mutt,
LMFAO!!!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

lisa ...

do you mean CUNT?

:-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

well i think women should do with the 'C' word what the black people did with the N word, take it for yourselves and the power of the word will be lost.

I would like to go to a nice restaurant and see a lady in a business suit greeting her lunch companion with 'Yo *unt, what's up *unt. So nice to see you. How have you and Bob and the kids been?'
mutt

http://www.internextphotos.com/gallery/gallery.cgi?func=show&file=200031&Category=100002&Page=4

come on, this is ron 12 cicks. i recognize that mustache anywhere.
harharhar

No Grimm.. its really Brad after one of his special parties : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Free content that keeps your members cuming back !

billy... when did you grow a beard?:)
grimm

Grimm..

you know this guy ? ?

http://www.internextphotos.com/gallery/gallery.cgi?func=show&file=200031&Category=100002&Page=4
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Exclusive content for your members area

see you next tuesday
grimm

Hey Miss Eve. Yep, it's stoner. I am still alive. Just not stoned anymore.
Sorry, we missed everyone in vegas. Just have way too much going in Miami. look forward to seeing everyone in august when they come to florida again.
have a good night, tomorrow's another day
Jonas zOOted Gay Sites

Yes, the ocean word...the big sea...ermmm C...ermm...you know. :)




Lisa !

ocean word?
grimm

jew?
grimm

Grimm darling, could you please refrain from using the ocean word. Thank you very much. :))


Lisa !

KC is busy playing video games, Grimmace


Miss Eve

hes not gay
grimm

Hey KC.. i think i found a new person for the term "insufferable cunt":)


grimm

Stoner! :)



Miss Eve

Ahhh Confucy, you are confused again... what a suprise!

I am not saying that Chris is trying to follow behind me, or Mutt or any of the people you named. It is my contention that Chris is trying to impress his bosses ( you should know who they are - if nto e-mail me) who happen to be cockholsters.

So really, I am not applying the "juvenile" label to anyone new.

I hope this helps you confusedy.

And as far as men being weak little animals, I agree with you there. I guess WE are BOTH in the same boat there.... aren't we! ;-)




Mike AI

Serge,

Emil and I will take you a Greek Restaurant, but in Hollywood. Maybe one day next week we can plan something.
Jonas zOOted Gay Sites

MikeAI, aren't you ready to retire the name, cockholsters? It really is a very juvenile label.

Also, your board is jam-packed with Evil Chris characters who are trying to be *big men*! If you are going to name poor Chris as the one who trails after you trying to make a name for himself, you will greatly disappoint Meni, Vick, Colin, Mutt, all the "mikes", and a host of others who feel insecure and want to play house with you.

Men are very weak little animals. Be gentle with them.
confucy How Many Of Your Cockholsters Look This Good?

Thanks Mark and ExtremeGreen.com, Super Pickem's newest sponsor!

i like Serge and meni.


mutt More $$$ and Prizes Wanted For SuperPickem! Join Maxcash, ExtremeGreen, SafeSexMall, PhotoGenxxx, Oculus, EveryCent, AdultWebmasterCentral, Superpics

I actually like sushi more!
;-))
any japanese webmasters coming over to South Florida any time soon?
;-))
Serge
************************************

I don't know any Japanese webmasters, but my fish smells like pussy.


The Goat

mutt, EG will kick in $500 to the Super Pickem

email me the info please.


Mark Extreme Green ..... make more $$$ from your traffic !!

Serge, Chris is no cockholster. He is a nice guy, who is trying to impress his bosses. He is a wanna-be-cockholster.

I have spent a lot of time talking with him in person at shows. I have always liked him. Stan the Man likes him, Luke likes him.

He is just trying to hard to fit in with a diffrent crowd, I think...


Mike AI

fuckface
*****************

Meni, don't take offensive I don't wanna go with you to Greek restaurant...
it has nothign to do with you, but I know for a fact that you don't know shit about greek food and just will bore me to death with your comments at the table
;-((((
Serge

Meni,
signed 8x10 won't work for you either
;-)))

up, timbo, up!
;-)))
Serge

he works his ass off, show HIM the money?
You pay him, he ain't workin for me
fuckface

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN

Meni, what's in it to Mutt????

he works his ass off,
show HIM the money!
Serge

Mutt, we'll give something
JJ signed BLJ video?
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN

new Super Pickem design

http://www.opranoplus.com/super.htm

Patriotic porn.....oh shit what a dumbass i am i have content with a chick in a stars and stripe bikini and didn't use it.....argggggh

ed fixed up the colors inside the game too, looks much better.


mutt Super Pickem Needs More Super $$$ and Prizes From Super Sponsors! New Super Design Here!

you better re-check those server hits, Serge. :-)

Evil Chris Rotating Banners... now only $5000 per month! to gammas of this world!

... man, the pearls are just flowing today!

Evil Chris
**********************

no, Chris, today is MONEY flowing day and invoices outgoing day
;-)))

because of you and your input, we had to lower prices once again
;-(((
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

"masochism" ?
Serge... congrats. You took my advice on the Berlitz course. Well done. :-)

Masochism is a good way to describe ANYONE who participates here at Oprano.

... man, the pearls are just flowing today!

Evil Chris

I enjoy it. Ok?
************************

no, it's not OK,
it's a borderline with masochism
;-)))
Serge

Mike...
It's just fun to chat with you and Serge... that's all. :-)
I enjoy it. Ok?

*******
I think he made his bones this week and wouldn't have any problem getting acceptance to "cockholsterdome"
;-)))
*******

Yesssssssssss!

Evil Chris count me in, mothefuckers!

Cleo, yes, I am...
I'm pregnant with an elephant,
the trunk is sticking out already
;-)))
Serge

only when I'm pregnant...
**********
Serge
Are you pregnant? Will it be human if you are?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Does it hurt twhen you laugh?

Cleo
*****************************

only when I'm pregnant....
Serge Bored? want a story FOR your wife?

I just watched one heck of a movie
Body of Evidence,
highly recomend it.
Serge Bored? want a story FOR your wife?

I live by the Tony Montana creed.

1) don't get high on your own supply.

2) never under estimate the other mans greed.

2 simple points to live by ;-))

Mark EG, better than a blowjob from a girl with no teeth !!

hahahahahahahahahah,
************
Does it hurt twhen you laugh?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Just be careful you never know what you might catch ;)

Cleo
*******************

hahahahahahahahahah,
;-)))))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

I'm picking up some pointers hanging around here though ;))
*******************************

Martin,
all you had to do was ask.....

here are the pointers:

1) take care of your sponsors,
and by that I mean not only promote them, but make sure you do not promote scum bags-
because if you do-
when they go down, you go with them

2) know people
people will make you and people will break you

3) LOVE whole heartedly what you do,
this is not just a job, it MUST BE FUN as well, or you burn yourself out

4) NEVER be affraid to stay your grounds,
but don't defend hills which are not worth defending.

5) Don't kiss anybody's ass,
ass kissers don't get far, they can hardly raise themselves above butt hole

6) and the most important:
DO YOUR BEST AND FUCK THE REST.

do you need the rest 4 commandments?
or you are smart enough to figure them out on your own?
;-))

trick question
;-)))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

I'm picking up some pointers hanging around here though ;))
*************
Martin
Just be careful you never know what you might catch ;)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

hey! that job description fits me quite well - all excpet the drugs thing - but I know a few friends who I am sure would be able to take care of that part for me :P

Where do i send an application?
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

Naw Serge I suck at pissing on boards... I'm picking up some pointers hanging around here though ;))
Martin Sarcastic-Bastards.Com

Snoops!!! Yes it has been a while huh? ;-)) I will make it a point to get to at least one show this year hehe .. and since Miami is so close I guess that will be it ;-)


MikeW

MikeW - hugs buddy

Tell me you're going to be at the Miami show - been too long :o)


Snoops (Ð)

Sharky,

A florida webmaster get together.... I like the sound of that!

Hey tomorrow what do you say we get some BBQ? icq me


Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

my apologies in advance for EVERYTHING that Asshole serge circa 1996 wrote you!
********************************
Apologies were accepted a long time ago...I think in Orlando 97 Serge..;)))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

damn you must have a huge bladder

*****************************

Made in USSR!
;-0)
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

I am ready whenever you are to finish piss we started yesterday
Serge
------------

damn you must have a huge bladder

:)))
dantheman