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I will tomorrow and let you know what I find out...;))))

It is definitely part of history..!
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my apologies in advance for EVERYTHING that Asshole serge circa 1996 wrote you!
;-))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Serge, I will never get rid of it! I haven't looked at it in years! I will tomorrow and let you know what I find out...;))))

It is definitely part of history..!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

http://askmeni.com/strippers.htm

Hey Thanks Meni.. Sound advice indeed ;))

Peace
Martin Not Just For Newbies!

Janey,
hold on to this diskette!!!

this is part of HISTORY!

the days Before rons found that internet exists
;-)))
Serge Bored? want a story FOR your wife?

Oh Serge! LMAO! You're too funny! Just the other day, I was looking through some of my diskettes and found one that says email exchange (Deb of Web) haven't looked at it yet but, it might just be interesting to look back on.

Well, off to a dinner meeting...talk to you later. Be good Serge, don't do too much pissing!;)))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

so to accomplish this he wants to "piss".
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I think he made his bones this week and wouldn't have any problem getting acceptance to "cockholsterdome"
;-)))

and...
http://www.moviesounds.com/private/command.wav
;_)))
Serge Bored? want a story FOR your wife?

i think i left out some people. ANYBODY can sponsor the Super Bowl Pickem contest, not just content providers and folks with money though of course money is everybody's favorite prize.

If u want some exposure and you are a programmer with scripts to sell, a web design company or anything else those kinds of services would be cool prizes too.

thanks

mutt

Chris I am sure you will make a witty response... I will not be able to answer right away since I am off to play some Softball.

So this is a good time to "get the best of me again"

Mike AI

... thats ok, Meni will be here on the 31st ;-))))

MikeW
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I'm glad you told me!

I actually like sushi more!
;-))
any japanese webmasters coming over to South Florida any time soon?
;-))
Serge Boring? want a story about FOR your wife?

Of course I am not sure which is the real "Evil Chris".
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there is 3 ways to find out:

1) http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/

2) http://askmeni.com

3) ask Cleo
;-)))
Serge Boring? want a story about FOR your wife?

You were like the godfather way back in the old days..or so, I thought..;)))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
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Janey, in those days I was living on Perception and $3000 a month and drove beaten up station wagon
;-)))

I wasn't even a "cockholster", I was just a "cocksucker"
;-))

...but I learned my biggest lesson:
http://www.moviesounds.com/godfathr/fredo.wav

;-))
Serge Boring? want story about your wife?

Much more of a challenge?? In what way Serge?
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Janey,
in THIS way:

http://www.moviesounds.com/redoct/montana.wav

Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Serge, Chris is desperately looking for attention. This is a person who while under employment of WRP and Danny Cox would consitently harass me for traffic, and kiss my ass for business. I have ICQs and e-mails to back this all up.

I have never had a problem with Chris, and infact thought he was a stable, cool guy. Something very rare in this industry.

Well since he has found a new employer, he has gotten a HUGE HardOn for me, trying to bad mouth me and anything and anyone connected with me. I am not sure what I did to pee in his cheerios, but I have a feeling this is a ploy to build up publicity for himself, and to try and make a name for himself.

The only thinkg I can think of is he needs to try and endear himself with all the people I refer to as "cockholsters", so to accomplish this he wants to "piss".

Of course I am not sure which is the real "Evil Chris". Is it the guy who spent years kissing my ass, hunting me down at shows so we can talk "business". Or is it the guy who has shown up lately to "get the best of me last weekend". ( which I do not understand since I was not even online since my DSL and phonelines were down.

Will the real Evil Chris please stand up? please stand up?

Mike AI

Florida Webmaster Get Together?

Lemme know. :)
Colin COMING SOON

I have decided that Peaches and I are going to start packing our lunch and dinner for shows now on.
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Can I have a cool David Cassidy lunchbox with a thermos of Kool-aid?! This is sounding way better than those silly steak dinners! :)

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yes Peaches and I am going to get a shirttales lunch box...remember those?

Tonda $75 a cd....anything on the site

Much more of a challenge?? In what way Serge? You were like the godfather way back in the old days..or so, I thought..;)))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Sharky,

Sounds like a great idea to me, I'm game! Orlando is not too bad of a drive from here so thats fine with me ;-)

MikeW

Oh Mikey!

Thank you! ;))) That's too sweet! You always did have a silver tongue though..;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

mutt count us in please. Don't know what to donate though. Got any requests?

RRRED Our printer signs these checks :)

This Sunday, 12:30 p.m., Steelers vs. Ravens. Steelers are favored by 6.

It's gonna be a war! (Good thing I'm just an armchair quarterback. Sheesh, those guys are big!)

Lord Baltimore Ray Lewis' favorite TGP2

"do you wanna invite me to greek place in Fort Lauderdale? "

... thats ok, Meni will be here on the 31st ;-))))

MikeW

so?

what's taking you so long?????

do you wanna invite me to greek place in Fort Lauderdale?
;-))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

"can you invite me for dinner instead?"
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Of course! Remember I'm only about 15 mins from Boca.
MikeW

Serge, MikeW, Cybrglide, etc.

We need to plan the Florida webmaster get together as we spoke about in Vegas (well MikeW.. we were thinking about you!). I think it was decided Orlando would be a nice place to get together?

when should we do it?

sharky Newbie Night!

MikeW,
can you invite me for dinner instead?
;-)
Serge Boring? want story about your wife?

Serge, I'd be more than happy to share more of my extensive goat porn collection with you if you like!

;-))))))

MikeW

Mike...
you'd be the "centerFold"...

uuhhh... someone had to say it... :-P

Evil Chris

you'd be right up there in chapter one...;)
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Janey,
I find being in the last chapter much MORE challenging
;-)))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Janey sweetie...
If I write a book, you are in Chapter 1...
First in my book, First in my heart
((o;

MikeFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

You're right about that Serge.

I always thought that with all the info on all these boards someone is out there taking notes for a book about the people of the industry and you'd be right up there in chapter one...;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

MikeW,
when I look at this innosence...
http://www.wyldesites.com/goat.jpg
;-))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

"but goats are my SPECIALTY!"
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Serge here's a perfect one for you!
http://www.wyldesites.com/goat.jpg

MikeW

Cleo,
I think you should open your own board for to share all the secrets...
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I still have a few more that I want to get to know first before I retire completely...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Talk to me, tell me what you want to do...

So can you!
I know you are but what am I?

uh... nice comebacks Potsie!
:-)

Evil Chris

Serge
What have you learned from me?

Cleo
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lots of things:

1) how to fix garbage disposal using broken glass

2) how to clean electrical stove with just Windex

Cleo,
I think you should open your own board for to share all the secrets...

"men are highly over rated"
;-)))
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

if you put up flight and lodging for a night in New Hampshire we will gladly accept your offer.

what about JennaCash? Why can't Jenna donate some signed posters or panties or whatever she sells to her members?

i saw my first Brianna Banks video scene......she's beautiful ......too plastic tho. I like more normal looking pornstars.

Temptress....she's hot.
mutt

Serge, you could learn a thing or two from Cleo....

Evil Chris
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so can you!

http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Serge, you could learn a thing or two from Cleo....
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Serge
What have you learned from me?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge,
I finally unpacked the digital Cam. I'll post my pics tomorrow!

:-)

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TOPIC: Newbie Night

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sharky Newbie Night!

and now here you are, going just as strong..;)
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and do you know whom I have to thank for that??????????
;-))

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Serge and now here you are, going just as strong..;)

Mutt for the super pickem
I'll blow the winner
male or female
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN

Cleo... good for you!

Serge, you could learn a thing or two from Cleo....

Evil Chris

Serge-

didn't you know that you're already famous? ;)and you're still posting.

I thought you were gone a few yrs ago and now here you are, going just as strong..;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

I deal in facts and trust no one.

Cleo
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Good, you are a good student
;-))
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Thanks, Zebra,
but goats are my SPECIALTY!
;-))
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Cleo,
if I told you it was HIM,
why are you doubting me?
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I deal in facts and trust no one.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Dirty old Russian men

...and Janey,
there is another reason...
if I write the book and become famous,
I won't be able to post anymore, and THAT sucks!
;-)))
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Serge... are you telling the story or NOT??? (probably not)...

Evil Chris

Serge, you do a good impersonation of the AFLACK duck.
Zebra

Serge you have been around so long you could probably write one hell of a book! ;)
Janey
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Janey,
my life insurance policy prohibits me from writing
;-((((

AFLACK!
;_)))
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

MikeW, you know how many times, someone at Internext or AVN Expo said, "YOU LOOK GOOOOOD" or "are you juice?"
OK that felt good
now I gotta take the hot teacher out, and if Beth sees us, GREAT, I told her I was taking out the hot teacher.

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks Affliate Program Is OPEN

go ahead.

Evil Chris
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Evil Chris,
are you married to the same girl I knew?
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Cleo... I don't even know what a link list is. But I do know Green Guy.

Serge! Look... you've killed the mood. Bring on the dancing bears.

Evil Chris

Yes, Serge...I'd like to hear that one too.;) Serge you have been around so long you could probably write one hell of a book! ;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Cleo,
if I told you it was HIM,
why are you doubting me?
;_))

Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Evil Chris
Didn't you post on Greenguy's board the other day complaining about the link list rules? Or was that another Evil Chris?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Dirty old Russian men

well..... ok sure. go ahead.

Evil Chris

doh

it's http://www.oculusadult.com for Oculus Content. Good stuff, check it out.
mutt

;-)
Serge Boring? want story about your wife?

Serge that was a boring story... You're losing your touch...

Lay off the Lithium for a few days and then make some posts...

Evil Chris

SuperPickem Contest is coming in just over 2 and a half weeks! We still welcome more sponsors and prizes.

So far these companies are in:

Maximum Cash/Gatefold
http://www.maximumcash.com
Photogenxxx Content
http://www.photogenxxx.com
Oculus
http://www.oculus.com
EveryCent
http://www.everycent.com
Safe Sex Mall/Webinc
http://www.safesexmall.com
Superpics
http://www.superpics.com
Cloud9Cash(Vick?)
http://www.cloud9cash.com

We'll take cash, content or anything else you can think of. Just wanna have lots of stuff to give away!

mutt@oprano.com
serge@oprano.com

mutt Future Home of Super Pickem !

Tell us about YOUR former employers!
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well, as long as you keep your mouth shut-
I'll tell you about mine.

Goitlieb Electric...
the owner was banging secretary and she thought it gave her rights tell me what to do....
I told them both to go and fuck themselves.

Chris, was Carol or Danny banging you?
;-)))
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!

Please Serge... give us the details!
Tell us about YOUR former employers!

Evil Chris

EvilChris,
Carol Cox, Deb, and me made the deal:

http://192.41.19.35/animal/profound.wav
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

BestAsian, nice page you have there :) and GREAT explanation of Wegcash... I'm glad you're doing well with us and even more glad to see you taking advantage of our referred webmaster pay. :)))
RRRED Checks made with 100% paper

Serge... tell us all about the traffic deal you had with my old company and Deb of the web... :-)

Evil Chris

Serge... you see how easy it is to descend?
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http://192.41.19.35/animal/mo-ron.wav
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!

tired of you????

bring forest, woods,
;-))

http://www.pharmacycash.com/
"unGreedy"
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Serge... you see how easy it is to descend?
mutt does it with no trouble at all!

Getting tired yet???
I'm not!

Evil Chris

We're waiting for you to delete that post Serge...
:-)))

Evil Chris

yes i did that job and i did it well.

How many times during your employ with Carol Cox did u have to have your stomach pumped for excess semen intake? I heard you were part of the cleanup crew and never missed a drop.
mutt

Best Asian... it does great.

Really think hard why one company would pay 80 and another would pay 40. But I digress.

Evil Chris probably because of greed!

Anyone making money with the gammacash drugs program?
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nope....
how can you make money with program which pays $40 while
http://www.pharmacycash.com/
pays $80 for the same thing?
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!

Whoa there Serge.... I didn't call you any names.

oh.. and what's a *.wav file?

Evil Chris

Anyone making money with the gammacash drugs program?

Someone keeps sending my TGP galleries with a large banner for it, and wondering if its any good.
BestAsian Make tons of $$$ - Selling Free Memberships!!!

mutt... aren't you the guy who operates the joystick cam at the totalxsposure feeds?

Evil Chris

Mutt,
of course it's legal EVERYWHERE!

http://192.41.19.35/animal/buypot.wav
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!

That's a good point Cleo... except Serge and Mike probably don't care. It's just one less payout they would have to make...

Serge, this is for your own good: http://www.berlitz.com/

Evil Chris

is Evil Chris the old creepy guy handing out with the young people in the photographs somebody posted yesterday here?

his name was in the caption below the pic, not sure if he was the grey haired guy or not.
mutt

On to other things...
This is a copy and paste from another board,
Looks like Windows XP is making a fast impact on what browser is most popular..
Windows XP comes SHIPPED with cookies turned OFF by default (not warn before accepting, OFF entirely!). Almost 100% of the new computers bought last part of last year came with Win XP pre-installed.
How are processors who rely on cookies to track referrals keeping up with this?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

except for the one about mutt
Evil Chris

Thank you forest and evil chris for your noble effort of saving Oprano from...Oprano
;-))
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

that last one was meant in good fun btw :-)
Evil Chris

Gammae had a drug program? I haven't looked but I doubt there's a chance in hell of that being legal in Canada. Or won't be for long.

mutt

Oplus News Update
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http://www.opranoplus.com

Serge is gay!

MikeAI has The crocodile hunter guy tattooed to his asscheeks!

mutt runs a crotch-cam on ifriends!
Evil Chris

You're coming in all broken...

Evil Chris
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any better now?
http://192.41.19.35/animal/blowjob.wav
Serge Forest AND EvilChris are right, I am a red nazi bastard!

At Oprano...
taglines get messed with...
posts get changed...
anons show up...
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I think Mike should get some T'shirts printed with that
Forest

Oplus News Update
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Enron Courted Penthouse For Broadband Porn Deal
"If someone goes to porn," he said, "they're desperate."- General Media(Penthouse)'s Head Internet Guy

http://www.opranoplus.com

Norway Leads The World In Public Sex

Europeans Will Spend Far More On Wireless Content Than Web Based Content

Afilias Disputes Hundreds Of .info Domains

mutt

At Oprano... when the going gets tough:

taglines get messed with...
posts get changed...
anons show up...
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http://www.moviesounds.com/analyze/barnes.wav
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Serge... it's like talking to you on a (Russian) army field radio...
You're coming in all broken...

Evil Chris

Serge, would you mind helping out on the newbie board this weekend?
There are questions to be answered by folks in the know! :-)))

Evil Chris
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sure , darling,
come and get it:
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people pay $80 per sale

Come on Serge... descend.
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I'll try...

http://www.moviesounds.com/analyze/deadnote.wav
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people listen!

At Oprano... when the going gets tough:

taglines get messed with...
posts get changed...
anons show up...

Serge, would you mind helping out on the newbie board this weekend?
There are questions to be answered by folks in the know! :-)))

Evil Chris

People that need to badmouth previous employers typically have something to hide?

What does Chris do anyhow?

Is he just promotion guy?
LiberacesLover

well... better than your traffic brokering, that's for sure!!! LOL!
traffic on. traffic off. traffic on. traffic off. wax on. wax off. traffic on. traffic off.
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Evil Chris,
and what are your plans AFTER Karl?

any offers in the wings?
Serge when Evil Chris leaves - people listen!

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