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The trouble is that ALL straight men are interested
in seeing naked women
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men's intelligence is highly over rated!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 08:00:30 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46800


"trouble" might be wrong word, let's rephrase it to "tough"


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:58:17 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46799


The trouble is that ALL straight men are interested
in seeing naked women but only a small percentage
wants to gamble their money...


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:57:12 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46798


Timon,
what is the exact part of "troubles", especially if you live in Thailand?
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:55:07 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46797


Jim,
check the stats page I sent you, I see some new money coming in...nice progress
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:54:00 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46796


I sick of sitting here naked, I'm taking a shower and going to the gym...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Submit your slime here...
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:53:32 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46795


First thing that comes to mind is that
it's a hell of a lot more trouble to market
than adult sites
but the returns are quicker because
you don't have to wait for months to collect
your recurrings


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:53:27 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46794


Timon,
any interesting tid bits from your casino experience?
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:50:31 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46793


Actually I think plenty of people would prefer
me as a green puddle of slime, less obnoxious ;-)

Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:49:06 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46792


Timon, who'd blame you?

Thai beer is pretty good, much better than cobra's bite
;-)
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:45:36 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46791


Timon,
and if King Cobra catches you-
you'd be delicious after simmering in Club Soda
**********************

I turn into green boiling slime if I come in
contact with any fluid other than beer!


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:43:48 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46790


and what do you get when you combine colin, sexhit, insite and mr cash?
***********************

RB's ear for private e-mails,
compliments of JohnIP?


Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:39:51 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46789


TGP2
Is that still around?

Cleo
******************

obviously,
JohnIP got really pissed at me for letting you pronounce it dead a month ago
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:38:24 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46788


TGP2
Is that still around?
---

yep!!

and what do you get when you combine colin, sexhit, insite and mr cash? tgp2.com, coming soon!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:37:50 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46787


I will try that next time I catch a King Cobra
in my garden ;-)
***************************

Timon,
and if King Cobra catches you-
you'd be delicious after simmering in Club Soda
;-))

Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:37:03 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46786


Serge
What do you think it tastes like.
*********************************

Cleo,
http://askmeni.com
or
http://askcolin.com
;-)))

I'd taste anything if it sits in club soda for a month or two
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:32:05 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46785


Timon
I think I know where I will be sending a few of my ex this year :p

TGP2
Is that still around?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:31:38 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46784


grimm, this one is on the picture above my head
"If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards." --Bear Bryant

dantheman host it here
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:31:16 208.220.30.72 Post #: 46783


CJ, agreed. Let's start building excitement.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I like excitement!
MrCash! TGP2?!....EXACTLY!
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:30:47 65.35.95.62 Post #: 46782


let them sit for a day in club soda...
**********************
I will try that next time I catch a King Cobra
in my garden ;-)


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:30:22 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46781


CJ, agreed. Let's start building excitement.
Colin TGP2. Something new is COMING!
************************

yeah!
let's breathe a new life into
http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:29:47 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46780


(Writing this down so I'll remember..)

Don't eat with Timon! :P


Peaches
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:28:00 63.147.224.5 Post #: 46779


squid or calamari is delicios, and I got the recepie from my turkish restaurant:

let them sit for a day in club soda...
makes them very soft, they melt in your mouth, no chewing required!
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:27:44 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46778


This does not strike anyone as odd?
Lee Noga
--------------
Nothing stikes me as odd in this industry anymore:)

joee, best of luck

I'm thinking of mardi gras myself:) mike, is there any room left on the porch
dantheman nothing odd here
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:27:15 208.220.30.72 Post #: 46777


I can't taste pees.
Colin TGP2. Something new is COMING!
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:27:09 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46776


Serge,

I gave 1/2 credit for 1/2 bill!

Next edit ;)

CJ, agreed. Let's start building excitement.
Colin TGP2. Something new is COMING!
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:26:28 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46775


Meni,
"Its happens to atleast one lucky girl, with an accent, every show."

You don't like girls with accents? Send them my way!
Torone (Big Bull
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:26:08 24.242.224.121 Post #: 46774


Yeah no point in getting a guard dog
because the burglars will eat it while
they rob your house ;-))

Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:25:30 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46773


Mmmm .... calamari

It is very much hit or miss, but when good ... it's great ;-)
Vick operated by thin man who loves to eat ........
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:23:46 68.55.232.91 Post #: 46772


Cleo,
In Saigon, cats are called 'roof rabbits'. Also, it is said that if you have a dog, you won't go hungry; but if you have more than one, you're a rancher.:)
Torone (Big Bull
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:23:29 24.242.224.121 Post #: 46771


They eat rats, dogs, monkey brains,
bats, all sorts of insects, pig gutts, pig brains,
lizards etc.

I have seen restaurants where you get to
pick your own live bat, lizard or snake and
they'll kill and cook it for you while you wait :-)


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:22:01 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46770


Timon,
If you had squid and it was chewy, you ate at the wrong place. Squid is sorta funny to cook. You either cook it a max of 3 minutes or a min of 1 hour. Anything in between, you're eating rubber bands.:)
Torone (Big Bull
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:21:20 24.242.224.121 Post #: 46769


Vietnamese cuisine is real interesting,
*****
Don't they eat things like cats and dogs?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:17:43 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46768


Kangaroo meet is real tough !
even when cooked medium, i need
a lot of gravy to eat it :-)
---

kevin, depends on the cut :-)
the loin is the only grade worth eating as a fillet - the rest is stew or dogfood :-)

timon ... EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:13:35 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46767


I think
"Taste of Cock" should be NEW topic for seminars!
***
Serge
What do you think it tastes like. Does goat cock taste any different?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:13:04 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46766


what's wrong with squid ?
****************

in my personal opinion? it tastes like nothing
and requires a lot of chewing, I don't see
the point of eating it...

But other people love it so I guess
I am the one with the bad taste as usual :-)

Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:12:23 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46765


Vietnamese cuisine is real interesting,
in some restaurants they will butcher
a live cobra at your table and throw
the still throbbing heart in a shot
of rice wine and you are supposed to swallow
it whole while it is still beating...

YUMMY :-)

Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:10:40 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46764


what's wrong with squid ?


Kevin you can't be serious !
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:10:31 203.10.89.15 Post #: 46763


when is the next Internext?

I think
"Taste of Cock" should be NEW topic for seminars!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:09:41 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46762


Serge,
Cock tastes like human legs
Meni
*********************

Meni,
don't even think about getting close to MY legs while in Florida!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:08:19 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46761


Meni
I always thought cock tasted like salty cheese.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:07:43 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46760


I've had croc before... kinda like
squid... not very interesting.

Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:07:35 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46759


New Theory of Evolution : All animals with white meat are descended from Chicken!
Zebra
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:06:34 65.70.127.33 Post #: 46758


Yes i have !
looks and tasts like a cross
between chicken and pork !
Kevin Adult WM Only !!!
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:06:10 203.10.89.15 Post #: 46757


Alligator tastes like chicken too.. but the again so do frogs legs..hmmm
Zebra
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:05:36 65.70.127.33 Post #: 46756


Serge,
Cock tastes like human legs
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:05:27 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46755


Kangaroo meet is real tough !
even when cooked medium, i need
a lot of gravy to eat it :-)
Kevin
********************

Kevin, did you try "tenderize" it first?

I always "tenderize" my goats
;-))))

http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm

Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:04:31 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46754


Crock tastes like frog legs
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:02:13 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46753


CJ, I know it was hard saying goodbye to me.
Its happens to atleast one lucky girl, with an accent, every show.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:02:05 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46752


am I allowed to start building excitement for the new tgp2 project from sexhit, insite and mr cash?
***********************************

cj,
you better do it NOW, or you'll share the fate of PayCounter the way it was done with the party
;_))


Sunday. 11:10 pm. The Insite Adult and National Net Party.
http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/sodom.html

JohnIP likes taking 1/2 credit for 1/3 of payment
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:01:45 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46751


I'm so glad that I'm a vegetarian...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 07:00:07 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46750


Has anyone tried Crocodile before?
No really, has anyone?
Anyone?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:58:48 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46749


no meni, that was me begging for you to leave
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:58:47 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46748


CJ is that the project you were talking about in your sleep?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:57:37 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46747


Has anyone tried Crocodile before?
now that looks & tasts like ..
guess what ?
Kevin Adult WM Only !!!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:56:38 203.10.89.15 Post #: 46746


colin, am I allowed to start building excitement for the new tgp2 project from sexhit, insite and mr cash? or should we keep it secret for now?

:-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:55:00 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46745


Kangaroo meet is real tough !
even when cooked medium, i need
a lot of gravy to eat it :-)
Kevin Adult WM Only !!!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:54:46 203.10.89.15 Post #: 46744


peaches, true :-(
once they became a pest we started eating them!!

i've driven across australia and seen pieces off the front of semi-trailers that have hit giant red kangaroos ... they're big animals!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:53:25 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46743


NOW it makes sense!
Colin TGP2 makes sense too!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:48:12 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46742


it has to be eaten medium rare though so not for those who like their meat burnt

***********************

That keeps me from eating Kangaroo - though I'm STARTING to deal with SOME pink in my filets :)

The guy that works on my house is from Australia and said they hit kangaroos (with cars) like we do deer up here - with as damaging results :(

Peaches
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:47:39 63.147.224.5 Post #: 46741


Timon, yup .. and where it lands .. nobody knows.
Colin I am studying this!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:47:35 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46740


You do a lot of strange things ...
--
LOL - that's strange!?
my parents own a restaurant :-) does that make more sense?! LOL

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:47:25 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46739


Still under construction Colin?

This site seems right up my ally :-)

http://centuries.com/schizo/


Timon
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:46:19 203.146.223.81 Post #: 46738


Jim,
I think kids got you!
MickeyD is their favorit!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:42:09 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46737


Medium rare. A perfect fit!
Colin I am studying this!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:41:21 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46736


You do a lot of strange things ...

"served it many times to beef & bergundy clubs"
Colin I am studying this!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:40:48 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46735


maybe Webdad will babysit for a day or too,
he loves kids more than he loves dogs!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I don't know....they may get used to fancy restaurants instead if McDonalds!
I have them trained you know!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:36:55 65.35.95.62 Post #: 46734


What does Kangarooo taste like?
I hope not chicken. I'm bored of chicken.
--

a good loin cut is similar in texture to a beef eye fillet - its a bit stringier and has a slightly stronger flavour but we have served it many times to beef & bergundy clubs and many of the people who ate it thought it was beef. it has to be eaten medium rare though so not for those who like their meat burnt :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:36:54 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46733


Meni,

It pays ...

A poem fron Sykkboy!
Colin No narcotics in this pic!
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:34:49 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46732


..unless we can tie the kids up in the basement! =)
***************************

yeah, Florida is notorious for it's basements
;-)))

maybe Webdad will babysit for a day or too,
he loves kids more than he loves dogs!
;_)
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:34:30 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46731


CJ,

What does Kangarooo taste like?
I hope not chicken. I'm bored of chicken.


Colin Could a kangaroo solve this puzzle?
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:32:40 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46730


Morning Mr Cash! Our double-secret super duper project is under construction. :)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
GREAT! =)

Serge...still don't know about Sat..unless we can tie the kids up in the basement! =)
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:31:36 65.35.95.62 Post #: 46729


Cleo,
I can't...
;-(((

ASS and SHAVING and the combo of those 2 are my FAVORITE subject
*****************
Have you tried closing your eyes and counting goats?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:23:37 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46728


Cleo,
I can't...
;-(((

ASS and SHAVING and the combo of those 2 are my FAVORITE subject
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:18:27 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46727


I know it is hard to, but try to get your mind off of shaving.
---

LMAO!!!!
cleo, i missed you in vegas :-)
hope we can meet someday
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:18:02 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46726


along with absolutelly fantastic creature,
Sydney is IT!
--

isn't she awesome!!
she is the princess from hell :-)

she also makes a great shopping assistant, she picks out clothes to bring into the dressing room, swaps sizes for me, finds matching accessories, and hangs the rejects back on the hanger!!
but i got in trouble for buying her snakeskin pants :-(

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:16:55 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46725


John also has very smooth shaven ass.
*************
Serge
I know it is hard to, but try to get your mind off of shaving.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:15:07 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46724


does john know you are talking about his ass?!
************************

of course not!

Oprano uses special software which blocks access from certain parts of NJ!

the only way he'd know I talk about his ass would be if I posted something like
"John's ass is clean shaven and costs a lot of MONEY"
;-))

he never misses MONEY part
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:14:44 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46723


serge, now all you need is a fillet of kangaroo, some fosters, and a shag! put some crocodile hunter on tv and give emi an aussie date!! :-)))

does john know you are talking about his ass?!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:11:47 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46722


now i'll never be able to concentrate!!
************************

I think RRRed has the same problem
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:02:18 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46721


cj,
1) thanks for the wine, Melissa brought it yesterday, along with absolutelly fantastic creature,
Sydney is IT!

2) not to throw you off the course, but John also has very smooth shaven ass.

more food for thought
;-))
Serge KB can do it, can you? ;-))
Wed, 16 Jan - 06:00:01 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46720


good faces, good business, good food...I wish I saw more flesh, but...John always was wearing nighties to bed!
---

i'm happily discussing sexhit payments with john in an email window, and now i'm imagining him in a nightie. *sigh*
thanks serge. now i'll never be able to concentrate!!




cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:57:05 203.164.206.41 Post #: 46719


KB,
congrats in making the mark
;_))

http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
Serge KB can do it, can you? ;-))
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:51:23 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46718


I am Lesbian, I am a pussy ;-) ....
Maybe a Lesbian with a pussy or without
Damn can't a man get any sleep around here

Was good hanging with you Ulfie, guess we are on different sides of the field this Sunday


Vick Sexual ambiguity
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:43:25 68.55.232.91 Post #: 46717


...and aren't you affraid stepping out from your world?
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:41:16 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46716


Serge, you still got that restraining order on you?
*******************************

Meni,
I love the world of your own you are living in....
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:38:51 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46715


Internext was great.
***************************

I totally agree!

good faces, good business, good food...I wish I saw more flesh, but...John always was wearing nighties to bed!
;_))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:37:37 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46714


Colin, what's it pay?
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:37:05 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46713


Serge, you still got that restraining order on you?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:36:37 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46712


Meni,

Next Gonzo Marketing project .. Q and A with "Ask Meni" right in the middle!

Morning Mr Cash! Our double-secret super duper project is under construction. :)
Colin Coming Soon! Something different!
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:36:30 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46711


morning, Jim,
you've got mails!
;_)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:35:00 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46710


dogs are better, you can live them in doggie prison when you are away,
something they throw YOU in jail if you do with kids
;-))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:32:28 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46709


I was there Monday around 2:20 pm. Did you miss the Ask Meni promo on the Videosecrets booth, right up front? You know the booth with lines? heehee
I walked around, but walking around Internext is nothing like walking around AVN Expo.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:27:53 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46708


Mornin' Opranooooooo!

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:26:14 65.35.95.62 Post #: 46707


Meni,

Internext was great. Where were YOU?
Colin My good time in Vegas
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:22:10 24.164.20.236 Post #: 46706


Morning Folks,

RB, there goes your life! Dogs are just like kids, except one shits in the diaper, and the other on the floor.



Jesse
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:09:11 65.33.12.25 Post #: 46705


Kitty, I don't think I saw you.
Boy now that I think of it, Damn, Internext sucked
AVN Expo is so much more fun

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 16 Jan - 05:05:23 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46704


it's nice to see the adult entertainers discovering TRUE LOVE
********************
Serge
We are just like everyone else, complete freaks...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Look I even kept my Barbie dolls from when I was a child.
Wed, 16 Jan - 04:56:55 208.61.44.30 Post #: 46703


it's nice to see the adult entertainers discovering TRUE LOVE ...finally!
http://www.razormagazine.com/puppy/pages/puppy09.htm
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 04:14:23 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46702


old news, Webdad, MikeAI posted it yesterday...
Serge
Wed, 16 Jan - 04:13:27 172.145.127.43 Post #: 46701