the funniest Steve Martin movie was The Jerk, but I also got a few good laughs at The Man With Two Brains and LA Story....my favorite movie though with Steve Martin was probably Parenthood and I also really enjoyed Dirty Rotten Scoundrels... SykkBoywhy is there a cork on Enforcer's fork?
Fri, 11 Jan - 15:19:56 24.234.22.206 Post #: 45497
Oh... and Billy and Angel, thankyou so much for dinner, it was really great to finally meet you. You are two of the nicest people I have ever met. I love talking to Angel, she is so down to earth:))
Fri, 11 Jan - 15:19:28 207.34.94.239 Post #: 45495
Just wanted to announce that Tuffruff has joined the xxxpaycheck.com team
It took hours of negotiations involving 4 goats, 3 tubes of vaseline, 2 gerbils and a partridge in a pear tree.
He's a tough negotiator but nobody can resist my powers of persuasion.
Fri, 11 Jan - 15:12:24 64.230.50.229 Post #: 45494
you obviously don't visit Oprano enough Drestin. MikeAI has been calling Gord a scammer for a long time.
I know...I's fuckin around. :)
Drestin
Fri, 11 Jan - 15:03:52 68.42.65.135 Post #: 45493
The Jerk is funny. Roxanne was a great movie, a great date movie, one of the best.
Funniest i've ever seen Steve Martin in a movie is that scene in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels where he's sitting at some fancy dinner playing a retard with a patch over his eye and sticking a fork his head.
mutt
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:58:37 24.112.37.86 Post #: 45492
I know Sabby....but they wouldn't let me call up to your room at Harrah's without knwoing your last name, and even though you gave it, I wrote it down wrong...and figured "wtf, I'll see her around anyways" LOL
next time....now you gotta drag your hubby to Florida for the next show...just to meet me...LOL
Enforcer, look for my new site isjustadumbass.com coming soon, I'm not just the president,I'm a member ;))))))
yeh saw that on sportzone.com, I am so damm excited for the 2002 season.
you had good seats. We got last min. tickets and were above home plate a few rows:) See that is exactly what I said, when will it come back to seattle again, mabey 15-20 years??
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:41:24 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45487
hahaha,
Poor Enforcer, that's going to follow you for the rest of your days!
Star Click For Ca$h
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:39:46 4.34.237.51 Post #: 45486
I sure did. Sat 8 rows up from third base behind the NL dugout. Even got Tony Gwynn's autograph on a baseball. Wouldn't miss taking my boys to that. Who knows where they'd be if it ever came around to Seattle again.
Did you see they signed Hasegawa, ex-teammate of Ichiro's, to fill the spot left by the Paniagua trade? PK
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:38:47 207.202.151.176 Post #: 45485
And looking back on some past posts ... Enforcer, nope, that pic was NOT Nikki Nova, bro.
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I KNOW THAT!!! My post was pointing out what the REAL Nikki Nova looked like!!
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:32:21 12.224.183.110 Post #: 45481
Well, I'm back here again in cold snowy Canada. Serge sweetie, I'll marry you if you buy me that house we were at so I can move to Vegas, I loved it there:))
It was so nice to meet all of you. Sometimes I feel like I live in a box with people staring at me and all I got is a whole bunch of imaginary friends, it's great to know you guys are all real :))
I went to the PHB, because I heard there was going to be alot of sexy men there. and I sure wasn't dissapointed:)) hehe. Although there were some people I wish would have also been there that weren't, 4000 people crammed into a nightclub isn't really my thing, and I felt really safe at the intimate little PHB gathering.
I still have Brad's weinie linguini song in my head... LOL
Sykkboy, you dumbass, whining that you never saw me in Vegas??? I called you up the first day I got in town and gave you my hotel room number and everything... I'm not even going to talk to you anymore!!! (although if you get down on your knees and beg forgiveness, and go put the http://www.sabbycontent.com/amateurcamz/ feeds in your paysites, I MIGHT reconsider).
Again, it was so nice to meet all of you, and I can't wait to see you all again.
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:22:54 24.164.20.236 Post #: 45475
What a fucked up day to lurk around here.
Gord has been at it again, no doubt about it, his little g-d complex is in hyperdrive.
Well shit...I wish Mike AI would have said something before today!!! :)
Drestin
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:21:09 68.42.65.135 Post #: 45474
When's the Phoenix show?
I'll be there (Peoria actually) for part of spring training. PK
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:20:04 207.202.151.176 Post #: 45473
Dravyk,
By any chance were you at a roulette table at Casino Royale & claim to be in town for both your anniversary & a "small convention at Casaer's" ?
;-)))
Marcia
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:15:50 24.31.209.195 Post #: 45472
Enforcer, sorry you couldn't make it...we even had a couple tranny midget hookers waiting for you...I had to give away your lapdances to Allenski....oh well, will have to wait until the Phoenix show I guess.... SykkBoyclick or die
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:06:51 24.234.22.206 Post #: 45471
Finally, here's my belated "I'm back home" post. (Got back home and the very next day had to take step-dad to the hospital yesterday, and he's having surgery today. So I expect to be even further behind than usual catching up from the convention stuff. Give me a week at this rate.)
First off, great parties! Insite/National/Paycounter's Foundation was incredible! So was the PHB, and of course, GameWorks!
... Happy that some folks "get it" that parties where you can actually hear the people you are talking with work the best!! :-))) Great seeing all the old and new faces there!!
As to my PHB award, I am glad Mike and Billy decided to count zebras, hippos, goats and other wildlife as sexual partners ... otherwise I would have surely been beaten out for the honor!! :-))))
Cool seeing PK, Janey and Timon posting!
IBill ... Geez, they can't get out of that hole, can they?
And looking back on some past posts ... Enforcer, nope, that pic was NOT Nikki Nova, bro.
Fri, 11 Jan - 14:00:59 64.194.239.157 Post #: 45470
yup, phoenix is next - last one rocked - so I'll be there :>)))
You got it on the Arby's ROFL
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 13:59:11 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45469
These are the stats I pulled out of my ass which was already pretty full of big juicy cockmeat for December from my Casino Sponsor, oh shit I am a ridiculous LYING SACK O SHIT,there is no sponsor, it's my program, i own every worthless share in this colossal failure, casinos are illegal to run from the United States, i don't care if i go to jail, i want to go to jail, at least there I can get three square meals a day and some big black thug will make me his bitch, i always wanted to be a married man. I just put some of our banners in my AVS sites (since AVS traffic owns a Credit Card for 100% and most likely they are not interested in buying more porn, yeah that's the ticket, take down on your porn banners and replace them with banners to casinos who will NEVER pay you anything)
Summary Pullef From My Ass for this Pay Period Which Of Course I Won't Get Paid For Because I'm a Spamming Piece of Shit
Number of Clickthroughs: 42
Number of Downloaders: 54
Number of Players For Fun: 0
Number of Players For Money: 1,245
Total Deposits: $2,872,244.00
Net Win For Casino $2,872,244.80
Amount Earned From Casino Sales: $1,279.26
Amount Earned From Child Affiliates: $0.00
Processing Fee: $1,744.31
Reserve Held: $1,744.86
Reserve Released See appropriate
statement, this is where we have the legal fine print which tells you just exactly how a sleazy disbarred lawyer told us we can screw people legally.
Fri, 11 Jan - 13:58:34 207.96.182.230 Post #: 45468
I had personal stuff that got in the way. I'll be sure to try and go to the next one.. Phoenix is next I do believe correct? Oh BTW- I prefer Arby's myself!!
Hey enforcer! Why weren't you in vegas? Missed ya! :o(
Be at the next one dangit :o) I still <gulp> owe ya dinner (at McDonald's right?) LOL
hugs hon :o)
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 13:49:31 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45466
iBill rebill declines have been coming in like crazy and iBill has this posted on their site,
iBill News
Last Updated: Friday 11 January 2002 at 1:23 PM U.S. Eastern Time
------------------------------------------------------------------------
NOON UPDATE 01/11/02
CMI databases are still unavailable. Please note that the credit card transaction search of www.ibillcs.com and all portions of Direct Integration are also unavailable.
A hardware failure on a non-redundant database server has necessitated a rebuild of the primary table required for CMI to run.
We are working on resolving these issues and expect CMI to be available tomorrow morning. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. Rest assured that transactions are occurring normally.
Another update regarding this situation will be posted by 5:00 pm EST on Friday January 11, 2002.
Fri, 11 Jan - 13:14:04 24.164.20.236 Post #: 45462
Hi everybody! Just wanted to introduce myself and say hello. Some of you may know me from Rick's board and if you don't - "hi, I'm Mike F"
I stop by and read the board from time to time, everytime I see Serge's mug on Rick's board. I'll try and visit and post here on my own in 2002, hope you don't mind.
Great board and I look forward to a great year!
Mike F
Fri, 11 Jan - 13:10:16 63.228.43.233 Post #: 45461
Fri, 11 Jan - 12:23:39 64.218.133.164 Post #: 45456
Hi
I have offer for webmasters that would like to, add daily or weekly
updated , direct download link to
free bukkake movie clips, we can host these movies free for you.
If you are interested , dont hesitate to contact me.
Janey,
fuck the goats!
;-)
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Serge, somehow I knew you'd say that..;))
due to loud music
(please take note, Fold! ;-)
I couldn't speak with you at length,
so,
what are you and Steph up to nowadays?
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Steph and I are still running Janey's Web Service and working on bringing up a non adult hosting company as well which should be very soon. Working with 3 strip clubs to help them get their sites re-faced. Staying busy keeps us out of trouble.;)
Last time I saw you, you were withing top 10 hosting companies, and all of a suddent I haven't seen you in public for 2 years..
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Hosting on the internet has exploded in the last few years so there is a lot more competition which only means we just have to work harder. We still have an excellent hosting company.
We chose not to exhibit at the shows for awhile though, you never know when we will pop up and exhibit again. However, we have been at each of the Internext shows and will continue to be. Sorry that we've missed seeing you at some of them Serge. Would love to sit down with you sometime and pick that brain of yours.
KayS - I think he was still pissed that I took him to task on the boards for selling my domain out from under me...AFTER I had renewed it.
I know....it was MY fault for assuming DNS actually renewed the domain when it showed up in my account list with the new expiration date....sigh
His explanation on the phone during this Dec incident was he "wanted to get our attention"....LOL
Damn...a phone call would have worked Gord, you didn't have to illegally block our account access to get our attention. He must have too much clorine in that "pool that .sex built"....affecting his business thinking.
Bushpilot
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:27:38 12.229.240.190 Post #: 45444
first I saw SweetT now it's RB's turn to dicover GOD at Convention....
where is Jerry Falwell?
he should become a sposnor and rent a booth!
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:18:36 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45443
Hahahaha!!
Seems he has an intereting way to find the guilty party......accuse everyone!!
Webfather
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:18:24 65.185.104.173 Post #: 45442
Colin - definitely will make time to talk :o)
BTW, tell John to take ya to MardiGras next month <eg>
Although, I doubt I'll remember much of it - gonna be my party week of the year - gettin old - so gotta party while I can LOL
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:15:49 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45441
Wait a sec Bush - let me get this straight - you AND FB were accused of the same post? Are you two joined at the hip or something? Or was he still pissed you went to the boards after he sold the domain you renewed in plenty of time and then told you it was your fault you hadn't checked WhoIs after renewing it?
KayS
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:15:31 24.223.17.35 Post #: 45440
BPJ...could this be why you get searched everytime at the airports? ;)
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Nope....I think it's my bulge! I keep having to pull it out and show them that it's really ME! ;-))) lol
On Dec. 19th I was another of the "suspects". I too had my account access blocked and was told to call DNS and speak to Gord ONLY.
An interesting side note here....my wife also had an account at DNS and that account still had access for several hours after I was locked out of mine. I posted on a PRIVATE (pass protected) board that we still had access to this second account and within an hour that account was also locked. Seems Gordo must have spies everywhere.
The following day I spent several hours playing phone tag until I finally managed to get Gord on the phone and it was much the same thing as Fatbaby experienced. Spent over half and hour assuring Gord that I was not the author of the "anon" posts and was in fact working to trace the culprit.
Finally after getting the full "let's act like adults here" lecture from Gord I managed to get access to my accounts restored.
Well you can bet we don't have any domains left at DNS today. This is our livelyhood and there is no way access to our domains was going to remain vulnerable to the whims of a pissed off snake oil salesman!
With the fantastic help of Grimm all our domains are safely under the DirectNic roof and out of the hands of terrorists like Gord.
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:08:33 12.229.240.190 Post #: 45436
ROFLMAO
You got it.....looking forward to it...maybe we can even twist bang's arm and get him to bring Evelia :)
Ya know - half a dinner was cool - the ambience was quite interesting - candlelight and all
LOL
hugs :)
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:08:20 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45435
Snoops.....in Miami we will have to have the second part of dinner if that palyers ball doesn't hog all the electric in South Beach. Keep one night open.
:-))
Webfather
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:06:42 65.185.104.173 Post #: 45434
Sitting in an office chair all day and having a sore ass
don't mix very well ;-))
Timon
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:03:24 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45433
These posts aren't going to change diddly.....
When I had the issues I had - which were MINOR in comparison to some others'......I warned a friend close to me...did they listen? nope....are they still registering domains there? yep
So, story from customer or not - folks do what they wanna. <shrug>
Hey webdad - missed ya this trip hon - say hi to Joann for me :o)
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:03:10 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45432
Snoops - I think you just lost your invite to the pool party. LMAO
And yes Matt - thank you very very much. You are a class act all the way!
KayS
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:01:48 24.223.17.35 Post #: 45431
I have never even tried any domain registrar
other than Network Solutions, why try a new
company if the first one in the business
get's the job done...
Others may be cheaper but I'd rather pay
$10 extra than have a sore ass...
Timon
Fri, 11 Jan - 11:00:59 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45430
MikeAI was giving warning about Gord for the last 2 years.
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Yes, but it has so much more impact coming directly from a customer that got fucked. Now it is becoming story after story.
NEXT!
Webfather
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:58:51 65.185.104.173 Post #: 45429
Timon,
I submitted thios to Edd!
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:58:05 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45428
Serge.....all I can say is if you go to a gay bar and bend over you deserve to get fucked up the ass.
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Exactly...
MikeAI was giving warning about Gord for the last 2 years.
Did people listen?
no....
are they listening now?
no.........
will they listen in the future?
no.........
will they get fuck again and again and not only by Gord?
I'll bet you!
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:56:14 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45427
Serge.....all I can say is if you go to a gay bar and bend over you deserve to get fucked up the ass.
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That deserves and honorable mention
on Oprano Pearls page ;-))
Timon
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:53:48 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45425
I just gotta post a huge thank you/kudos to Matt (Grimm)
He was the one I ran to when punishments.com and 6 other decent domains couldn't be moved. He was the one KayS went to when she was f*cked with, he was the one Fatbaby asked for help from when this shit was pulled on him.
And ya know what? He came through every single time. Above and beyond the call of duty.
I sincerely believe each of us would have lost some valuable parts of our business without his help. So, Matt, thank you - just one more time you proved what a class act you are :o)
Be careful of DirectNic my ass. Be careful with registrars who f*ck with their lifeblood in order to build a flippin pool.
<grumble>
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:52:05 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45424
Webfather,
this will NEVER happen to them
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Serge.....all I can say is if you go to a gay bar and bend over you deserve to get fucked up the ass.
The current type show has played itself out thousands of times in dozens of industries and yet they can still sell tickets to morons that forget the ending. Go figure!
Webfather
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:51:56 65.185.104.173 Post #: 45423
Serge - how bout the .sex domains that have been bought and paid for that Fatbaby is now told IN WRITING he can't renew?
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KayS,
I think this was VERY noble on Gord's part....
him refusing take money for a piece of J U N K is VERY uncharecteristic of him
;-))
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:47:05 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45422
Snoops .. :( (on the machine)
Good to see you too! We never get to talk. Next time ..we'll make time!
Colin The Neon Jungle
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:46:49 24.164.20.236 Post #: 45421
Colin
I used to model for private amateur
photoshoots but after JMM decided
to publicly sell lude pictures of me
I am not too trusting anymore....
Timon
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:46:32 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45420
Of course the regulars will be out with their support. Wonder how long that support would last if it happened to them??
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Webfather,
this will NEVER happen to them,
Gord supporters are the most respected and the biggest names on the net, and they are all loaded with .sex domains!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:44:13 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45419
Serge - how bout the .sex domains that have been bought and paid for that Fatbaby is now told IN WRITING he can't renew? That's an interesting wrinkle on a scam - you only fleece the ones you love.
KayS
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:43:48 24.223.17.35 Post #: 45418
Yeah reminds me of one of those ex-smokers
who commit their entire life to making
other smokers misserable ;-)
Timon
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:43:36 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45417
Timon-
I think J.Low is on some serious drugs at the moment and we need to give him time to cool off.
Reminds me of the deal making with thungs on the floor of the Players Ball...
Some people never cease to amaze me.
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Gord ass kissers, this was a cue for you to come in and do your dance,
the floor is yours!
because YOU will NEVER go thru Fatbaby's and Snoops experiences, just because you "shmart!"
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:40:24 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45412
Timon and Nick
You dirty scumbags!! You are feeding illicit stimulants to poor helpless webservers huh?
You lowlifes should be thrown in jail for committing such despicable acts!!
J.Low
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:39:47 203.149.1.102 Post #: 45411
Fatbaby.....
That story should scare the shit out of everyone and it once again illustrates that PRICE is not everything when you are talking about your livelyhood.
Of course the regulars will be out with their support. Wonder how long that support would last if it happened to them??
Choose your registrar wisely folks. Shit like this is intolerable. It isn't like these new registrars need to be bonded or anything. They just pop up and everyone is getting in the act. How many will still be in business in 5 or 10 years?
If you plan to be in business in 5 or 10 years I suggest you find a registrar that will likely be around as well.
JMO!!
Webfather
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:39:03 65.185.104.173 Post #: 45410
Timon .. i need a midget!
Hey Snoops,
You have a pic of that Fuck Machine thang i can use? I could use one for the Neon jungle!
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:37:27 24.164.20.236 Post #: 45409
hmmm, wouldn't it be illegal to block access to business services bought and PAID FOR based on an that kind of assumption?
I haven't had that happen - I have, however, had certain domains that I consider half-assed valuable "protected" (punishments.com for example) - thing is, they were protected from ME. :o( Couldn't move them, couldn't sell them, etc.....blocked - had to call and get them "unprotected" before I could move my own domains to directnic.
Also had a domain I registered from an expired domains list (for a bit more than $15) end up not being free for registration - received a nasty email from rightful owner accusing me of attempting to hijack it....thing is, that domain still showed in my domains list. After contacting Gord he said I would get credit for that money - but, account balance says $0
Also, funny thing - our corporate account at DNS now says no domains registered - funny thing is, I hadn't gotten all of them moved. So, guess we're out the money for the domain that wasn't his to sell and the couple other domains that we had to wait 60 days for.
Oh, and Gord, about that warning - you remember - to be careful going to DirectNic....seems to me that we got out just in time. I've known Matt for years - trust him with anything in this biz.
Now, do we get credit for the monies that were in our account? Seeing as you've deleted ALL history of transactions. Thank heavens for credit card statements :o)
JMM - I assure you fatbaby's story is true - and there's more like it.
Some people never cease to amaze me.
:o(
Snoops (Ð)
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:35:44 148.78.247.10 Post #: 45408
That fact of the matter is this: Because of a FALSE ALLEGATION based on ASSUMPTION, this person denied access to services
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fatbaby,
I don't let Gord ASSUME anything,
like for example:
Gord,
how is your .sex domain fraud going?
no assumptions here, mate
;-))
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:35:18 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45407
Snoops,
Trying to Get my butt to a show again just never works out
Soon I hope! :)
Star Extreme Green Pays!
Serge, don't feel bad, I was going to tell you that I'd relax in your pool as long as there were no goats...;)))
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Janey,
fuck the goats!
;-)
due to loud music
(please take note, Fold! ;-)
I couldn't speak with you at length,
so,
what are you and Steph up to nowadays?
Last time I saw you, you were withing top 10 hosting companies, and all of a suddent I haven't seen you in public for 2 years...
how was it, Janey?
Serge
Fri, 11 Jan - 10:29:14 172.142.163.243 Post #: 45403
Damn fatbaby, that is not only bad business, it is most likely illegal.
If that is what indeed happened at DNS, I am sure glad that I use http://www.directnic.com because I have never had a problem with them. Even if I were to post that MikeAI is a cockholster for giving away my most talented asshole award at the last minute, I know that http://www.directnic.com would never restrict my access to manage my domains. Well, at least my partner in http://www.ademia.com (the best niche streams) Diamond Jim won for best looking asshole.
I certainly hope that other companies do not subscribe to the same business philosophy that DNS does. If Verizon found out how badly I think they suck, and how shitty their DSL service is, they just might close my account and then I would have no DSL se