John IP: Well said, with one little exception, They can kiss your ass, your Entire Ass!;))

Snoops, thank you love! I think I was feeling no pain. Will have to send you a pic that you're in. We were having fun! And may I say, the older you get, the better you look! Sorry I missed that orgasm you had..;)))

Serge, don't feel bad, I was going to tell you that I'd relax in your pool as long as there were no goats...;)))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

yo Opranos...does ANYONE have a clue or and idea of how to block ICQ spam??? It's really annoying to have 15 of them sent to me a day. I 'add to ignore list' everytime, but they keep coming...ANY help would be great...Thanks, J-MO - the ToonErotica Team.
J-MO Toon Erotica Rocks!

Timon-
I'll personally check on the supply ;-)


Tukhman LWI 2002

Oh we have to be careful what we say,
if J.Low finds out my servers use
illicit drugs he will get angry
and make a nasty anonymous post
about me....

shhhhhhhht!!


Timon

Domain Registrar's? I have a little story that some might find interesting...

On December 19th, I attempted to access my domain account at DomainNameSystems, only to find that I was denied access. I really thought there might have been a problem with the system, so I sent the owner of DNS an email asking if there was such a problem, and explaining what I had encountered. I received and email reply, that there '... was not problem a with DomanNameSystems', and to please contact their offices the next day after 12 noon and ask to speak to GORD directly.

On December 20th, I called DNS, and asked to speak to Gord, being told he was not available, I left my name and number with a brief synopsis of why I was calling. Gord promptly returned my call. He was quick to get to the point, that being that he had chosen to remove my access to his system because he felt that I was the author of certain derogatory posts made anonymously on TNB, directed against one of his employees with a 'spoofed' IP.

Frankly, I was shocked that I would be considered capable of such a post, and said as much to Gord. He replied that 'certain keywords' in the post led them to conclude that I had written those posts. I categorically denied making such posts, pointing out that any displeasure that I had had with him or his people had been voiced in the past by me, SIGNED by me, so that there was no doubt WHO had made them. I have never posted without the courage of putting my name on them, on ANY board on the net. Gord stated that they felt the posts were mine, because it was common knowledge that there were problems between me and his employee.
I was then told, that if I had not posted those remarks, then someone 'in my little group' was responsible for them.

Frankly, acquaintenances of mine had done some extensive investigative work tracking the IP of the poster to find out WHO, in fact, DID make the posts. We found that the IP was SPOOFED and went throughout Europe.

Gord did in fact restore access to his system during our conversation, which ended with the understanding that my domains would be relocated at my earliest convience, to another registrar.

That fact of the matter is this: Because of a FALSE ALLEGATION based on ASSUMPTION, this person denied access to services that had been PRE PAID with his company. This in my opinion is nothing short of terrorism. To hold domains, a lifeblood of our business and income, HOSTAGE based on ASSUMPTIONS of guilt for something TOTALLY UNRELATED to that business is unconscionable. There is no excuse for what was done to me, other than a petty attempt to flex muscle in an effort to seek out information that I had no knowledge of and was not privy to. A simple Phone call or email would have garnered him the same information.

I have obviously chosen to take my domain business elsewhere....evidently, it has been noticed, as once again, I find my access to my DNS account removed, and I DO have domains left there that are paid for WELL into 2002....

fatbaby

I hope you guys don't run out of meth,
my servers get cranky when they come down ;-))


Timon

Timon-

Hey man! How's everything? The servers were fed Cristal at the New Year's party and will be smoking until we run out of Cris ;-)))

Drop me a line, I wanna find out how you are doing ;-)
Tukhman LWI 2002

Hey Nick what's up, our servers in
your facility are smoking, as always!


Timon

Big_S Like Who?
-----

Big_S,
I think you are missing an "a" instead of "?" which would make it sound
"Like Whoa"

Just wanted to give you the heads up

;-))))
Tukhman LWI 2002

JohnIP,
don't you think somebody thinks of you????

I'm getting jelous, my goats stories start to fade
;-)))
Serge

No need to explain John, it's so
obvious that it's hillarious anyone
would be dumb enough to interpret
Colin's article as fact...


Timon

----
anybody heard any rumors involving $$$ lately?
;-))
Serge
----

Hmmm, not about sponsors....but domain registrars seem to be the hot topic here of late - anyone hear any dirt on them?

:o)
Snoops (Ð)

Guys,
can somebody provide me with Lensman's icq or phone#
John "where is my fucking money"

For those that dont "Get It" and there appears to be one unnamed little scumbag;)) The Neon Jungle as I think Colin has explained before is a Parody...We wanted to do something along the lines of the "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
a book by Hunter S Thompson.ANY semblence of reality is mearly coincidental;)))....Its for enjoyment and amusment....and any jealous anon competators can Kiss my ass!!:))
JohnIP

Yeah Colin we had already established I wasn't there ;-)


Timon

I love it when bitter j low lifes try
to take a shot at the cool people,
**********************************

Timon,
I personally preffer
"Sponsor fucked me in the Ass!!" column
;-))

anybody heard any rumors involving $$$ lately?
;-))
Serge

Midgets?! That's the one thing missing from the Neon Jungle. Midgets!

next time?
Colin The Neon Jungle

HEY you said that shoot was for
your private collection only, you
can't sell those pictures of me!!!


Timon

I love it when bitter j low lifes try
to take a shot at the cool people,
it's so pathetic that it becomes
cute ;-)


Timon

Timon my man...

Hot linking AND CI all in one post?

What do you do for an encore?

But I sure appreciate you posting one of the great pics from our midget CD's available only from http://www.content-club.com

If you haven't seen the conversion power of Midgets, you are missing the boat.

10% off today for all midget content, just ask for the Timon special.


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Morning Oprano :o)

Janey, for an "old timer" you sure can dance lady LOL You looked absolutely radiant - great seeing you! <huge hugs>

Star - missed you! Tell Ryan to get your butt to a show hon! <hugs>

J.Low - at least your name is accurate :>)))
Snoops (Ð)

;-)))



bpj

J Low,
I think you should be old enough to separate documentary from fiction.

This is what literature is all about,
I thought you saw HINT Colin posted.
Serge

SexToyKing,

Thanks, my friend. :)
Colin The Neon Jungle

Cybrglide,

Great pics,
Ryan told me there was a tub in the middle of the room??

i'd say liberaci was eccentric haha:)
Star Get 30$ps Keep Your Exit Traffic!

J.Low,

Get a life!

It's sounds like jealousy to me.


Jesse

And I am still trying to figure out how you side of the street got all taht snow. Fuckin' crazy Florida weather!
*************
I just remember Serge saying something about it will be a cold day in hell before I shave off my beard.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

listen here you midget Pakistani
;-))

great partying with you in Vegas Bill ...
Cybrglide EG V3.0

Morning all,

what's new in the zoo? Colin, good pics and article there.

Serge, you can send some of that snow on your street this way:))
sextoyking 30% Commissions on all sextoy-dvd sales!

Serge,

Thank you, that is very thoughtful of you to say and I appreciate it and know that Steph will to..;))

Those mistakes were not big ones and yes, there is something to be said for old timers..;) Although, I think is getting harder to stay out until 3-4am and then get up in the morning..;)) I can do it, I just don't bounce back as easy.;))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

BigS... you brought this crud home with you??? http://www.extremegreen.com/phb2002/phb2002-50.jpg.html
Just a little insect repellent and they go away! mahahhahah! ;-)))


bpj another FIRST from WTS.... just days away!

Janey,
MENCH is one of the highest words of respect in Yiddish
;-))

yeah...we had fun and looking back, haven't done too many mistakes we couldn't fix later on,
old timers rule!
;-))
Serge

OK. not sure if others will remember this. i remember john ip slamming people for use of illicet drugs in the open at coneventions. slamming on evan, and others who brag about smoking bubonic chronic. but now it appears one of his employees, under his direction, using his money, did nothing but abuse some major drugs in the neon jungle.

almsot every paragraph has extensive use of drugs, many things worse then some chronic.

seems to me it is very hypocritical oh john ip. i hope he is happy his 20k was spent well.

not to mention the delight colin and his people take in the misery of other people. on one hand it appears insite has a classy party, then on the other they give money to a scumgbag to brag and write of degrading himself and others. i have not done business with insite in a long time, i would not do any with them.

come on out and call me an anon dipshit, but john ip you sir are the scumbag.
J.Low

Be sure to tell Nick what a total cock I am. ;)
**************************

Nick,
you made mistake...
Sean is a classy guy and I don't say that very often.

Sean, you got mail
;-))
Serge

Serge,

I hope MENCH means "nice guy" in your dictionary...;) Nice to know he is welcome too.

It was fun and exciting back in 1995 huh?! Did we have fun or what? ;))) No need to feel ashamed, I think we gave just as good as we got.;)))) Although being a newbie then, when I first heard from you, I was shakin' in my shoes. Didn't know you were a pussycat..;))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Morning Oprano,

Is it just me or did everyone go home with the Vegas crud?

It was great catching up with old friends and even better meeting new ones. Hats off to all the sponsors of the PHB. Looking forward to the next one. Gameworks and the Nat_net/Insite party were also a blast.

Serge, nice to finally meet you. Be sure to tell Nick what a total cock I am. ;) Drop me a line and let's get started on what we discussed.

Sweet T, we never had a chance to talk. Drop me a line and share whats on your mind.




Big_S Like Who?

Janey,
Steph is a MENCH and he has ALWAYS welcomed, this goes without saying....
he is one of very few people I feel ashamed of busting chops, even if it was in 1995!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

I'd be happy to...however, you didn't mention Steph. You know I'd have to bring him along too...;))
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Billy, give me a buz at the office please
941.549.1544


Cybrglide

Hey did you guys see that pic of me
fucking that hot Afghan chick?

http://198.172.106.16/samples/vol139/cc139043.jpg

Yeah I split that bitch in two!


Timon

Janey,
you can always relax in my pool,
we'll probably gonna have a "house party"
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

JoeE is always running away with something..;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Billy,
I deposited White PHB Tigahh
in the vault 'till the next party....

He feels lonely, he misses his brother JoeE ran away with
;-))
Serge

That sounds great Billy! That last one in Florida was a lot of fun.

You tell Stan, I missed seeing him big time! He better show up at the next one or call us for dinner or something! It's always good to see you Billy!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Billy,

Thank you! You know, one day I still want to go shopping with you. Dee wouldn't mind eh? She can come too.

Next one...Florida? In August? Gonna be hot and sticky....hehehe!

And Timon, great pictures! You look like you had a wonderful time!;) I enjoyed them!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Janey who knows maybe at the next party we can have a hot tub and get Stan The Man to show up : )

It was great seeing you again !

Serge how is the white tiger ?


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John IP: aka Johnny ;)
Don't faint...I do read but, usually don't post. I will try and be better at it. (See Serge, I take advice) John sorry I missed your party. Steph and I are still feeling sick with that creeping crud that hit us, not when we got home from Vegas but, while there.

We also had to leave on the 8th because of meetings so, we missed other good parties. :( I am lovin' reading about them though. ;)

John, you didn't hang around long at Gameworks long enough to see me fall flat on my back with Becca on top of me??? ;) It was funny! RB and those damn double shots! I had fun though.

I missed seeing a lot of people this time and I can't believe that I missed the PHB! Hi Rise Parties..I always have fun there.


Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

MikeFold,

Long time no speak, good to see
you're still around buddy :-)


Timon

Timon...how the hell are ya?

C-where'd my pic with lovely Amanda go?
))o;

Still have a lost cell phone from Gameworks...
mike AT gatefold.com

MikeFold Looking Worn Out Louis

He sure does look like Bhuda but
since when does Bhuda have a beard
and a big red drunken face?


Timon

Serge,

I can't say what's coming next from Insite. I signed a SEPARATE non-disclosure (above and beyond my contract) just to be told about it!
Colin The Neon Jungle

Timon,
does this look like a Thai Buddah to you?

http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/insiteparty/DSCF0095.JPG

I don't think I ever saw marble Buddahs
Serge

Timon, that's what I heard....he was always fascinated with Asia, he had his apt in Seattle decorated asian style and I heard he moved to Bangkok, I haven't run into him a year ago, though...
Serge

Colin, between us boys,
what's new coming from Insite?

I won't tell a soul!
Serge

No, is he here?
Timon

Hey Serge,

He's alive on mine too!
Colin The Neon Jungle

Timon, do you see Seth in Thailand?
Serge

Colin, the view to kill for!
(I heard one guy almost fell of the rail ;-)

as for John,
he is not sleeping, I see him on AIM
;-))


Serge

Art,

Amsterdam is the coolest city in
the world, but only from June till
September, you won't see me there
for the rest of the year...

Although I do miss that dribly rain
that freezes the moment it hits the
ground


Timon

Cleo,

I don't know if he qualifies but
Rick Somers will fuck you for traffic ;-)

I think Seth is in that too ;-)


Timon

Webfather,
my neighbors are better than yours
;-))
************************************

And I am still trying to figure out how you side of the street got all taht snow. Fuckin' crazy Florida weather!

:-))


http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg


Webfather

Cleo, Serge,

What do you think John will think when we wakes up and finds this mess?

Hookers, traffic, holy shit!

There's an element of danger working with me ...

How about the view from our party?

http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/insiteparty/pic0.jpg

Enchanting.
Colin The Neon Jungle

How about ones that will fuck for traffic?
**********************

hmmm...I've seen so many webmasters who were fucked ON traffic deals...
;-))
Serge

Serge, yes. Offer extends to better than $30 hookers!
************************
Colin
How about ones that will fuck for traffic?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge,

Homosexual, bisexual, whatever.

Must have traffic to apply. :)
Colin The Neon Jungle

Serge, yes. Offer extends to better than $30 hookers!

Contact me for details.

colin@insiteadult.com
Colin The Neon Jungle

Tri-sexual? So what's the third gender?
******************
I would say this is the main reason Serge wants the next show to be in Hollywood.
http://www.foxyangel.com/
Call now, "she" is waiting...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Timon,

I thought a person was trisexual if he/she had sex with both sexes and goats! :-)

And what are you doing in Thailand man! Come over to Holland, we have it all over here: it's cold and raining! :-)


Art EroticStories.com

Timon,
Tri-Sexual are the ones who'll TRY anything
;_)

BTW,
do you ever run into Seth Warshawsky?
Serge

Oh I know

A hetero sexual has sex with the opposite sex only

A homo sexual has sex with his own sex only

A bi-sexual has sex with both sexes

A tri-sexual has sex with both sexes AND Serge


Timon

Tri-sexual? So what's the third gender?


Timon

Cleo,
YES,
let's keep Colin honest!
;-))
Serge

Can my homosexual, bi-sexual, trisexual friends participate as well?
***************
Is this a request for me to dust off my little black book Serge?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Amanda kept telling me the same thing .. I am afraid she is going to run off with you.
****************************

I am not affraid, I think I can handle it
;-)))
Serge

Serge?
***************

Colin,
I'll ask Larry Flynt on the 16th of January
if he is willing to exchange links with you
;-))
http://flyntradio.com/
Serge

Get laid with Insite!
*************************

Colin,
does this offer extend to hookers ABOVE $30 range?

What are the exact guidelines?

Can my homosexual, bi-sexual, trisexual friends participate as well?
Serge

Timon,

It was a tough choice.

Cumshot vs. Anal Sex.

The photographer took the low road. Tough to teach someone morals.
Colin The Neon Jungle

Then maybe you should have not have
posted the photos at all...

Porn without a cumshot is degrading
to both men and women and morally
inexcusable!


Timon

Anyone with pics from the conference want to trade links with "The Neon Jungle" from your pic section?

Serge? Anyone?

Lemme know.
Colin The Neon Jungle

Webfather,
my neighbors are better than yours
;-))
Serge

Timon,

The photographer was busy during that part. Guess what was in her ass? Because he has a girlfriend. He asked that I not mention that on the site. She won't read this board though.
Colin The Neon Jungle

I was a little offended by the fact
that you'd post a series of pics
with the facial missing, there is
something very wrong about that
Timon

I will swap my email address for a
facial shot of that ho from Vegas


Timon

Timon, yes! Shoot me an email.

cowboysurfers@yahoo.com

so I have yers.
Colin Naked Josh!

Will you be less angry if I tell
you I only found out about this
board 2 days ago?


Timon

? = !
Colin Naked Josh!

Timon,

No. I just blame you for not hanging out HERE enough?
Colin Naked Josh!

Yeah Serge, FTC and I are very big
friends, last year they gave me the
"Surfers Friend of the Millenium"
award for my x-it console contribution ;-))


Timon

Webfather,

Amanda kept saying "Where's Webfather" the whole trip?

You, Stoner, and I smoking on the boardwalk in Lauderdale. Me ducking behind a pole to smoke and you smoking in the open saying "This is how you do this. Know how long I've been doing this?"

The old daze ...

The new ones are pretty good too ...
Colin The Neon Jungle. Unleashed!

Colin, I just might stick around
for a while..

Do you blame me for not hanging out
at Netpond or Ynot?


Timon

WF, actually I heard Serge sold
his beard to Colin in exchange
for some kinky activity ;-)


Timon

Serge, you look REAL good.
*********************************

Damn Colin, does Amanda know about this "Crush" you seem to have on Serge? Atleast I am glad you feel comfortable enough to finally come out.

;-)))

Webfather

I have to say, Serge, you look REAL good. Pounds lighter, shaven, and about 15 years younger. Amanda kept telling me the same thing .. I am afraid she is going to run off with you.

What is the secret to your success?
Colin The Neon Jungle. History in the making ... Gonzo Marketing!

Timon,

Now I KNOW why I missed you , bro. I wish you wouldn't disappear for so long.

Maybe Insite will sponsor "Bedlam in Bangkok". Judging by the results of "The Neon Jungle", that's a good bet.

Hunter S Thompson invented the journalistic style known as "Gonzo Journalism". He had hoped it would become much bigger than it actually did.

In a nod to and inspired by Hunter, Insite Adult has invented "Gonzo Marketing". The "Gonzo Marketing" style is an idea fit for the adult business. I am confident this will be a much copied style. First person narrative coverage of porn events.

The Neon Jungle" is the first in a long line of Gonzo Marketing projects.

Party with Insite!
Get laid with Insite!
Get paid by Insite!
Colin The Neon Jungle. History in the making ... Gonzo Marketing!

Timon,
I'm sure you'll obtain FTC approval first...as usual
;-)))
Serge

And the REAL reason that Serge shaved off the beard had something to do with the neighbors!!!

http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg


:-)

Webfather

and we'll try to introduce something new
that's even more annoying than popup
windows.... if the FTC will let us ;-)

Timon

Yes John will be a happy camper,
although he might get RSI signing
checks... :-)))


Timon

Coming back soon with a new revenue
program with 50 new paysites...
*********************************

I think John just wet his pants and looking forward to it
;-)))
Serge

Colin,
just for you:
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/bungee.jpg
Serge