Damn, I've never seen the board so dead.You would think everyone is out of town or something ;)

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Don't you hate it when you eat something real spicy and the next day your asshole feels like it is on fire...
--------------------
lol, are you lactose intolerent?

look at a little bit of fun me, kitty, and the webmastervault crew had on friday at ceasers palace. have a happy new year everyone

http://www.setgo.com/vegas/fridayJan4/
Dr. Dreidle

NFL PICKEM UPDATE!!
*******************

NAIL BITER! KIMMYKIM AND VICK IN DEAD HEAT FOLLOWING 1PM GAMES.

kimmykim
138 5
Vick
138 4
Lord Baltimore
134 4
Marie
134 4
MattK
132 6
Meni
132 5
mrcash
131 4
priest
129 5
GreekFold
128 3

mutt

Thanks, Bummer!
Torone

Torone,
"service merchandise" is the store that is supposed to close all of their stores.
bummer

Hey Valentia :)
I'm going to Jim's in a few, but call me when you get off of work and see what's up.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Why don't you stop by and we will go to Artfest in Las Olas

valentina

Hey Cleo
I am on the message board
valentina

Cleo,
You been eatin' the seeds? If you don't eat the seeds or the membranes, most peppers won't do that.
Torone

I see even when we are in Vegas the Saints are still sucking I hope I picked the 49'rs !

Off to the show around noon hope to get some pics up for you people who are not around !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Fold you are an asshole

Don't you hate it when you eat something real spicy and the next day your asshole feels like it is on fire...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Ulfie,Vick,Greekfold...anyone who wants to watch a little football before the show...heading to ESPNZONE in new york new york!

GO STEELERS! (even though it is pretty meaningless!)


Mrcash

Great Sunday Feature article about the Porn Revolution

The Actress, The Producer and Their Porn Revolution

Steve Hirsh of Vivid Video's rise to
wealth and power and Ginger Lynn Allen's rise and fall. Ain't life a bitch. The guy in this dynamic story is 40 and on top of the world. The chick is 40 and she is finished.

Also a pretty interesting opinion piece by a female columnist considering the mainstreaming of hardcore porn

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt Women Hate Porn? Really? Says so here.

Oh, and, uh...Buy Enron. Something happening there.
Torone

Vick its better than the shiny black ones!



Leaving for LV now.....
Moose blah

Sorry for the double post. Some sort of glitch. It also took a full 3 minutes for the post to clear.
Torone

I know that several here are into the stock market.

I got back into my truck the other day just in time to catch the tail end of a news article which seemed to be referring to a large department store chain which is in trouble. I haven't been able to find out which one, yet. Anybody know the name?
Torone

I know that several here are into the stock market.

I got back into my truck the other day just in time to catch the tail end of a news article which seemed to be referring to a large department store chain which is in trouble. I haven't been able to find out which one, yet. Anybody know the name?
Torone

But if we had a steady fuck friendship, we'd still be talking to this day.
**********
Or being treated for something...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

WTF is this big orange crane helicopter thing doing outside my window?


Vick Witty words go here

Cleo, if we only did it once, I probably wouldn't remember your name.
But if we had a steady fuck friendship, we'd still be talking to this day.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

unfucking real
LikeWhoa
someone call NYC
your noc is sleeping
jenna and my server
can't be reached
thanks
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Its seems if me and Cleo ever lived in the same town, we would have fucked for sure years ag
**************
But would we have remembered doing it?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Its seems if me and Cleo ever lived in the same town, we would have fucked for sure years ago
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo
I can remember 25 (God, what a long time ago!); but I try not to. It wasn't that great for someone just starting out in the TV repair business (that was the year I got my first store license).
Torone

whoaaaaaa.........the board is deader than David Caruso's acting career.

Well today is the day! After 17 gruelling weeks of the first annual Oprano NFL Pickem Challenge we will crown Miss Pickem 2001!
For those of you have never registered to play the game and those who gave up along the way you should take 2 minutes and make some picks today. You can win $500.00 from Maxcash. Collect your money live in person at their big Gameworks Party and then let the money ride on the roulette table! Come home a millionaire thanks to Oprano and Maxcash!
Vick of Cloud9Cash also has put up a $100 prize today for the worst picks of the day.

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool

Good luck to KimmyKim if she has escaped the icy grip of the zombie servers! And to Vick the leader going into today's action!
Marie and Lord Baltimore too have a shot to come from behind.


mutt About 3 More Hours To Get Your Football Picks Done! You Gotta Be In It To Win It!

I just wish I could look 25 again. I can barely remember 25.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Meni and Cleo,
At least you had fun and you're still here to tell about it.:)
Torone

Damn, I was just a drug addicted whore.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I leave Monday
I was a misguided youth, but I just wore metallica t shirts, listened to speed/thrash metal, drag raced my car, rode my ninja, smoked weed, and had unprotected sex.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

There is a simple answer to the problem of people taking planes and crashing them into buildings. Just take the wings off of all the planes.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

It's a scary site when you see a plane crash into a building. An even scarier site when it happens in your home town. Fortunately it seems like a disgruntled teenager with a death wish!

Crystal is doing a little better and her mother is coming from out of town to keep an eye on her while i'm gone. I'm leaving for the airport in 15 minutes:-)

See you guys there! and keep your fingers crossed for Crystal please:-) I want her getting better ASAP!


sharky I'm Coming again!

Hi All,

Meni, your not gone yet???

Mutt, kid wasn't a terrorist, just misguided probably:(
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For those wondering, and I know that is many
I arrive in Las Vegas around 1 pm on Monday.
should be on the show floor by 2 pm
should be lit by 3:30 pm
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Can I start prank calling all the people in vegas yet?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

It does sound like it may be the work of an EDIT (Evil Doer In Training).

* * *

Mutt, he's more likely a member of BLAST (Bin Laden Adolescent Surprise Terrorist). They always look like EDITs.

Lord Baltimore All XXX, All the Time

Why does everything weird have to happen in Florida? Serge?
****

It must be something in the water.
http://cleocrap.com/shit/pages/DSCN4437.htm

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

SpamBot is in good hands :)

Here's the wire story about the Tampa air crash. It does sound like it may be the work of an EDIT (Evil Doer In Training). 15 year old student pilot who refused to land the plane.

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A small plane with a student pilot took off without permission Saturday and crashed into a skyscraper after ignoring a Coast Guard helicopter's signals to land, authorities said.

The FBI did not initially believe the crash was terror-related but sent agents to the scene, according to a law enforcement official in Washington who spoke only on condition of anonymity.

Despite indications that it wasn't terrorism, the televised image of a plane blasting a hole in the side of a skyscraper was a chilling reminder of the World Trade Center attacks. The plane's tail dangled near the 20th floor of the 40-story Bank of America building.

It was unknown whether anyone was injured in the building.

A government official in Washington who spoke on condition of anonymity said the pilot was 15 years old, a year too young to qualify as a solo pilot.

Air traffic controllers at the St. Petersburg-Clearwater Airport notified the Coast Guard that the four-seat Cessna 172 had taken off without clearance, said Coast Guard Lt. j.g. Charlotte Pittman.

A Coast Guard helicopter intercepted the plane and attempted to give the pilot visual signals to land at a small airport, but the plane did not respond, Pittman said.

She said the plane was only a few yards from the helicopter when it was signaled to land. Pittman said she has no doubt the pilot understood what the Coast Guard helicopter was indicating.

Federal Aviation Authority spokesman Scott Brenneer said the plane was flown by ``a student pilot who did not have permission to fly the aircraft.''

Tampa Police and fire crews were on the scene of the crash, which occurred shortly after 5 p.m.

Hijacked passenger planes were used to collapse the World Trade Center towers and attack the Pentagon in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. A fourth hijacked plane crashed in western Pennsylvania.

Some of the pilots in the hijackings had been trained at Florida flight schools.

Bank of America, based in Charlotte, N.C., is the third-largest U.S. bank. It employs about 143,000 people and serves about 30 million households in 20 states.

Bank officials did not immediately return calls for comment Saturday.







mutt

Somebody just crashed a small plane into a 42 story building in Tampa. Why does everything weird have to happen in Florida? Serge?
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See everyone in Vegas...


Mike AI

Hope everybody has a great time at the show!

Sharky, sorry about your wife, here's to a speedy recovery!


TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

Sharky, after 5+ years of "knowing" you, it seems we're destined never to meet :( Hope Crystal feels better soon!
Peaches

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Counting Cards, yeah definitely counting cards

Charlie Babbit made a funny


Sharky sorry to hear of your wife's illness. Hope she is better soon.

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bernadette

Hey all! Having a real riot in Vegas!!!


Can't wait to catch up with some of you later this eveing - everyone else, I'll see you around over the next few days

Take care anyone travelling out here tonight - safe journey

Those staying at home - have fun and hope to catch you next time


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Thanks Guys!

*fingers crossed*
sharky See You Next Time

leaving in a few hours and arriving in vegas late tonight ... see ya'all in the sports bar!!

I'll be at the freenetpass booth during the day if you'd like to catch up - hope to see ya all there!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Mutt - You've got mail....

Sharky - sorry to hear it - hope it all works out well!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Oh and Sharky give Crystal our best wishes...
Mike AI

Sharky, that sucks... I was looking forward to spending time with you.


Hope you can make it back for the PHB... it will not be the same without you!


Mike AI

Webfather -

sorry to hear you won't be in Vegas.. But best of luck on the mainstream deal.....


I'm sad to say I have already returned home from Vegas. Shortly after arriving in Vegas I got a call from Crystal saying she wasn't doing as well as we thought(she had a pretty bad ear infection). Well, it has turned into "vertigo," acording to the doctor. So I had to return home last night to care for her and my daughter.

There is a small chance I will be able to make it back by the PHB, but to be honest I'm not sure i will make it.

So everyone have a blast without me. If you see any off my designers out there (Ryan, JOhn or Paul), make sure they aren't spending too much of my money!


sharky See You Next Time

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"Good Morning Oprano
Gee I might be taking orr, not not taking off during a Nor easter
Monday morning"

Who in the what now?
Shooter

Wow
don't post when you just woke up

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Good Morning Oprano
Gee I might be taking orr, not not taking off during a Nor easter
Monday morning
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

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mutt Read the News Every Day So People Won't Laugh At Your Ignorance Behind Your Back!

Hi folks!

Sorry to say I will NOT be in Vegas. I am in serious negotiations on a huge mainstream project and my time needs to be devoted to this. If successful, this would position ebid.com as one of the top auction sites in the world.

If I did go to Vegas my objective would be to sell all my remaining adult TYPE IN traffic for February thru December so I can focus on ebid. Contact me at webfather@aol.com if you are interested in making a LONG TERM deal.

I am also looking to buy FOUR fully developed adult website with atleast 350-500 members or have them built from scratch. Hardcore, voyeur, teen, amateur. No other categories. Completely turnkey with or without a webmaster program.

Well.....that would have been my objective for Vegas. Sorry I won't be seeing all my pals but I plan to achieve my agenda right here with this keyboard.

Hope you all travel safely and have a great time!!


Webfather From the ashes my friends.....from the ashes.

it's soooo cold here,
I have my dick frozen:
http://www.manlover.com/images/ml_tour_promo4.jpg

I hope vegas is warmer, so I can un thaw it somewhere
;-))
Serge

John,
please find Zebra's old info and give him 1099 for 2001 in Vegas for $23,893,901.56 and let HIM battle with IRS if we made small mistake or not
;-)))

that will teach him!
;-)))
Serge did I really say that??? ;-)))

Zebra,
you fuck!
waking me up in the middle of the night,
YES, it is night in NJ, you fuck!
;-)))

guess what?

I'll call you in the middle of YOUR night and wish you the good night sleep!
;-)))
Serge

Mutt, do you mean actual sword fighting or is 'sword fighting' a euphemism for running around in the dark wearing glow-in-the-dark condoms? :)


Lisa Lots of hair is no good if it's all on your pillow...

Who Invented The Internet?

a)Al Gore
b)Ron Levi


Billy are you and Mike sword fighting yet?
mutt

Yes Meni I have two things but why are we talking about my balls ? ? : )

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Toolz, if youre around email me your cell number -- want to talk to you about something asap --
Brad Shaw

Right On, Serge :)

It's off the the races for me...see you all soon.

Amber Yes, you DID say that! ;-)

Meni
Most of it is



Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Donny said Hollywood is slummy
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Damn, where did everyone go? Well I do have an idea where Voodoo went. Hope he enjoys his visit to Hollywood, Fl.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg
Serge, I like the hat. lol


Blondy PLR webmaster chat 24/7

Ahh, sorry, Im on medication
again Serge.

It was almost like I was
speaking to you, but I'd
never say that to you.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Amber, did you mean THIS e-mail???

"LMAO...I thought you were known as "White Goat" Serge... ;)))
"
;-)))

I got it too!
;-)))
Serge did I really say that??? ;-)))

Amber,
as they say in court,
"asked and answered"
;-))

Voodoo,
you are using wrong verb,
when you talk to a woman, end it with a
it's not poshel, it's poshla
;-))

...and it's NOT polite sending my friends that far!
;-))
Serge did I really say that??? ;-)))

Cleo,
No offense but
poshel na huy!!!
*************
Voododo
The Russian got called home by her wife so I'm afraid only English will do.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo,

No offense but
poshel na huy!!!

:-))
voodooman Zmaster

LOL Serge...you'll have to ask him about
the Tiger yourself.
;))

"You've got mail"


Amber I can see paradise by the dashboard lights

voodooman
I suggest you take Serge's advice and get some help right away. May I suggest that you start at the bottom and work your way up. Get on your bike and drive down to Hollywood for fast help with your asshole now,
http://www.foxyangel.com/
I hear that you will be like a new man afterwards...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Larry's AND WHITE TIGER coming out so you betta get the party started


Serge did I really say that??? ;-)))

It's all good, Serge.

See you soon! :)

Amber Larry's coming out so you betta get the party started

HAHAHAHAHA

Thats a good one Serge.

voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
here is one for you from Bree:
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was
taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I
don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to
tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms
have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
sailor explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said,
'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
Serge

Voodoo,
me and Cleo needed no help!

if you think she needs help,
and if you think I need help,
maybe it's YOU who is twisted and we are just ...normal???
;_))

ever thought of that????
Serge

Oh man,

Your not right.
As I said to Cleo,
You need help.
You might be able to get
a group discount if you
go together.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

I have never had hemmoroids.
voodooman
********************

really???

than it must have been your virginity oozing away from your ass
;-)))
Serge

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Knock on wood, (dont let your
mind wander with that one Serge)
I have never had hemmoroids.
voodooman Zmaster

Speaking of...are you ready to
let the cat out of the bag? :)
************************************

almost...
Mutt is helping me out with Q's and
due to holidays we haven't finished it yet, MY FAULT.

I'm sure we'll finish it all in Vegas, my appologies.
Serge

I believe that EVERYONE has a white tiger in the closet

Serge
--------------

Not Me Serge...the one in my
closet is Siberian.
;))

Speaking of...are you ready to
let the cat out of the bag? :)

Amber Party with Hustler in Vegas!

the only chance anyone has
of fuckin me in the ass
*******************************

hmmmm....I didn't know your hemmoroids progressed that bad...
need a number of my proctologist?
;-))
Serge

Serge,
lol
the only chance anyone has
of fuckin me in the ass
is if Im dead and the
coroner is one sick,
twisted piece of shit.
voodooman Zmaster

I know you would find this hard to believe, but not everyone is full of shit.

Cleo
********************

Cleo,
I believe that EVERYONE has a white tiger in the closet,
that's what I believe,
everything else are just the chains of coincedences...
Serge

Cleo,

A bottle of Pelligrino
makes a handy enema in
a pinch eh?
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
it''s NICE you left yourself a chance despite all previous claims
;-)))
Serge

my asshole was proven in battle,
I have pics to prove it,
and what about yours?
**********
I have no need for Pelligrino. I know you would find this hard to believe, but not everyone is full of shit.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Its just confidence my friend,
Im 99.999% sure pics of that
sort do not exist.

Next!!!

:-))
voodooman Zmaster

D$'s plea from Netpond:
"If you choose to stay in your room or go to another party that night, we hope you have a good time as well. Do me a favor though, if you are planning on attending ours, please put yourself in our system today or tomorrow. Once we run out of passes, we're out. Our list is already at 70% capacity.

http://www.theplayersball.com/pass.html"

5 days to the event and PB is 30% empty...
D$, don't you wish you have had a white tiger too????
;-)))
Serge

Voodoo,
yes, CORRECTION:
he'd try ANYTHING what doesn't smell like sushi!
;-))
Serge

and kiss your
ass in front of everyone.

******************************

ahhh...as I just said,
Voodoo will try ANYTHING!
;-))
Serge

Voodoo is Tri-Sexual,
he'd try anything!
**************

ahhh grasshoppa, your forgetting
ONE important thing,
Im a picky eater.
voodooman Zmaster

hahaha Serge,

You produce UNALTERED pics
of you and I engaged in uh
homosexual activites, me
passed out or not, and Ill
fly to Vegas and kiss your
ass in front of everyone.
And the pics of us Clothed
posing for Cleo do not count.
voodooman Zmaster