Plus since I'm bisexual I have double the assholes to choose from.

Cleo
******************

bi-sexual...big Deal!

Voodoo is Tri-Sexual,
he'd try anything!
;-))
Serge

and one size fits all!

Cleo
***************

yeah, right!
my asshole was proven in battle,
I have pics to prove it,
and what about yours?
;-)))

Serge

Don't worry, assholes are easy to find and it's the weekend.
********************************

oh puuhleeze,
how many assholes can you find with WHITE tiger by his side,
http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm
and with his own cartoon studio!????
Serge

Even though most people
do have an asshole, their
still full of shit.
*********
That is why I always carry a bottle of Pelligrino, and one size fits all!

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge,
Your so irresistible? Ive
turned you down numerous times.
********************************

Voodoo,
not when you got drunk and passed out
;_))

wanna see the pictures?

Serge

"Plus since I'm bisexual I have double the assholes to choose from."
*****************

Ahhh but does a bottle of Pelligrino
fit into any of these asses?
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo,

Even though most people
do have an asshole, their
still full of shit.

Serge,
Your so irresistible? Ive
turned you down numerous times.

voodooman Zmaster

Serge
Don't worry, assholes are easy to find and it's the weekend. Plus since I'm bisexual I have double the assholes to choose from.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge where are you going?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,
"I'll be back"!
;-)))
Serge Terminator

"why do fools fall in love"?
I am sorry I am so irresistible,
the curse of my life..
********************
I think it is because without an asshole we are just full of shit.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

life has not been the same since...
********************************

Cleo,
"why do fools fall in love"?
I am sorry I am so irresistible,
the curse of my life....
;-)))
Serge

Dantheman, Webfather,
fuck you both!
I DO NOT have the hat like that!
;-))
Serge

You need help, Please seek
it immediatly.
***********
VoodOO
I was a fine upstanding citizen of my neighbor church last year and then I met this Russian who lives in Boca, life has not been the same since...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

serge, you would have been a great help at the Atlanta airport yesterday.
:))
dantheman

Cleo,

You need help, Please seek
it immediatly.
voodooman Zmaster

btw......where did you get the hat??

http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg

Does youer dad know you do this??

:-)))

Webfather

Serge.....WOW!!!!

Now THAT is how you blow snow!!

http://64.42.196.188/joke/goofypho.jpg


Webfather

has the smoke cleared yet?
JimW 64 sites, weekly payouts

voodooman
Don't worry, many of my guy friends would really like you and some of them even kind of look like girls.

The Hollywood group even has their own website,
http://www.foxyangel.com/

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Fine, invite more guys, just
makes my odds of getting
laid go down.
:-((
voodooman

Well, It would be nice to hang
out with all women, so lets
keep it at that, whadda ya say?
*******
I don't know they say that variety is the spice of life. I wasn't going to invite anything too strange, nothing like Serge anyway.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo,

Well, It would be nice to hang
out with all women, so lets
keep it at that, whadda ya say?
voodooman

Voodoo
Just got back, Valentina dragged me away from my 'puter.

We can do it Saturday night and all day Sunday.

I can call my man and he'll get us anything we want. He delivers too as long as we order enough.

Should I only invite my female friends or should I bring the invite the other two sexes also?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Private post to Steve Spurrier:

Hey Steve, San Diego is just like Florida without the humidity!!!!!!

Private Post to Steve Spurrier complete.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

EC - that would be "Timbuk 3".....

I'll take "Obscure 80's bands" for 400, Alex....

"I study Nuclear Science - I love my classes,
I've got a crazy teacher he wears dark glasses!
Things are going great, and they're only gettin better...
I'm doin alright, getting good grades,
my future's so bright - I gotta wear shades!"

And look for Luke in Vegas - He's got your Oprano t-shirt!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Serge, watch out for Headless in Vegas.

Kitty when you run into DerekXamo please give him a big kiss for me. :)

Stay safe all
Blondy The winner of this months X-box! here..

Cleo, Ok sounds good.
What time?

Privet Valentina!!
voodooman

Evil Chris ... Timbuk3

Vick Future's so bright ......

MikeAI is gone now?

Let's talk about him.... damn he's ugly!!

HAHAHAHA!!!
Evil Chris

Vick.. you just made me think of that old song "future's so bright, I gotta wear shades..."
That was a good song! I can't remember who did it though...

Evil Chris

hello
Valentina

voodooman
I was thinking, I do that sometimes, I could call all my friends, hell I'll even call the Hlwd., collection, and while they are having their parties we could do a nice big one at Serge's.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

hmmm..... I wonder who is in third play for the yearly pick 'em? ;-)

Vick Future's so bright ......

Yes Maam, I do.
Why do you ask?
voodooman

Mutt, I think your tie-breaking choice between KK and Vick is ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.

Why not:

1. Steel cage death match with chainsaws and armor.

2. Award the prize to the third-place finisher?

:-))

Lord Baltimore TGP2

voodooman
Do you still have the codes to Serge's house?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

ok this is the FINAL FINAL FINAL DECISION.

************************************
OFFICIAL TIE BREAKER FORMULA FOR BOTH WEEKLY AND OVERALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND
VICK"S BOOBY PRIZE
************************************
NY Jets vs Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia vs Tampa Bay
San Franciso vs New Orleans
Green Bay vs NY Giants
Cleveland vs Pittsburgh
Atlanta vs St Louis
Buffalo vs Miami
Dallas vs Detroit
************************************

REGISTER FOR THE FINAL WEEK OF NFL PICKEM! $600.00 IN PRIZE MONEY THIS WEEK!

http://www.oprano.ocm/sportsphool

mutt

With one week to go I'd like to thank the folks here for the Football Pic'Em. I haven't had this much fun watching football since I was a kid.

Here's an author I reccommend: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58808-2002Jan3.html

Norman Chad of the Washington Post is very amusing, imo.

Lord Baltimore TGP2

mutt...
add 4 more games to that tie breaker JUST IN CASE

DadFold Gameworks..Monday Nite..Girls, $$$ and Pool ((o;

Billy, I have something for you at the airport in Vegas;-)
Brad Shaw

Billy do you have 2 things?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni... make sure you see me in Vegas I may have something for you


billy

Meni... make sure you see me in Vegas I may have something for you


billy

Only if you join us
http://cleocrap.com/2002/pages/DSCN4472.htm

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Right now Im taking
Luden's cough drops.

Does this count?
voodooman Zmaster

VooDoo
Whay not just take some Ludes like us?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo,

Thats the only way for us
to come down to your level.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

VooDoo
Yes I did notice that the both of you do seem to have your brains out...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Russian

Can't we do something different for a change?

Cleo
***************

Voodoo,
you are on your own, I am way too old fashioned!
;-))

ciao!
Serge

I have an idea,
lets goto the
mall and look
at kitchenware.
hahaha
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo,
Sure thing, it didnt take
long to achieve that task
anyways.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Valentina says that he said that the both of you would like to fuck our brains out.

Can't we do something different for a change?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Russian

Ok, but Im not saying it here.
Ill send an email.
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
can you translate it in English?
Emi has some problems understanding what excatly you said except VYEBAT'
;-)))
Serge

ok this is the FINAL DECISION.

************************************
OFFICIAL TIE BREAKER FORMULA FOR BOTH WEEKLY AND OVERALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND VICK"S BOOBY PRIZE
************************************
NY Jets vs Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia vs Tampa Bay
San Franciso vs New Orleans
Green Bay vs NY Giants
************************************
watch yer back in Vegas Mike! You have a busy year in the No Spin Zone!

OPLUS POLL RESULTS THUS FAR
****************************

Will You Cheat On Your Spouse/Significant Other in Vegas?

Hope so! ................ 0
Not a chance ............ 4

Get your vote in Pinochio's !!!!

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

voodooman
No, but if you would like to pay all of ours bills we would let you do that if you asked nicely.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Russian

and there is only ONE cheek that I'll kiss :)

Gramma
*********************

was it cheek or check?

is it Hello kiss or Good-bye kiss?
;-))
Serge

forgot the
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, ya dumayu, chto Cleo i Valentine nuzhny para
nastoyaschih muzhikon chtoby ony vyebali ih mozgi

voodooman Zmaster

Finally made it to the gate, funny thing mike mentions the security when they pulled me to the side Mike yelled can I search him PLEASE !!!

I think he thought I was Brad !

KK... golf ... Fold... golf ???

Player Hater Ball only a few days away !!
Billy

voodooman
She says no.
********************

...but this costs more
;-)))
Serge

Serge
OH! you said 'without' the diamond ring -

but still no speedo -
and there is only ONE cheek that I'll kiss :)

Gramma Gramma Cash

I hope you don't expect us to kiss it (THE RING)

Gramma
*******************

I don't...but everybody else DO!
;-)))
Serge

Security at the airport is a joke, give a few high school drops outs some power and thins get scairy... almost like this industry.

Tie braker has the be decided by Monday, the dinner will be Tuesday night. The check will be mailed when I get back.

Mutt - yo noticed KK missing too?? I have noticed it. Guess she got tired of dealing with the No Spin Zone. Her boss puts her in bad posistions.... has anyone heard a final solution on the zombie servers?

Oh well, will be in Vegas ina few hours....

At the airport now!


Mike AI

voodooman
She says no.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo,

Is Valentina a picky eater?

voodooman Zmaster

Gramma,
I'll be easy to spot without speedos,
I'll be the one without huge diamond ring and stories of how many millions I made last year
;-)))
Serge
-----------------------------

Ok.. i'll look for a naked Russian with big diamond ring - I hope you don't expect us to kiss it (THE RING)

Gramma Gramma Cash

BUT part of the grand prize is Dinner With Mike and Serge in Vegas.
mutt
*******************

....and petting Zigfrid and Roy!
;-))
Serge

voodooman
We could just put Serge in drag. I hear that he already has plenty of money. He does not make a very good looking woman and he is not much when it comes to conversation, but he does make a pretty good human dildo.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I stand corrected!!!
voodooman Zmaster

i like that tie breaker idea too

BUT part of the grand prize is Dinner With Mike and Serge in Vegas.
mutt

Who's bringing my Oprano tee to Vegas for me?

:-))

Evil Chris
*******************

me, but the white tiger will be wearing it first!
;_)))
Serge

Typical amongst russian women
though.
:-((
******************

I categorically disagree!

We love ALL women and all women love money...
don't ask me why
;-))
Serge

Who's bringing my Oprano tee to Vegas for me?

:-))

Evil Chris

Money?
hahaha, dont send her then.
Typical amongst russian women
though.
:-((
voodooman Zmaster

voodooman
Which ones would you like? Valentina should be in about a half hour. She likes girls, but she likes money even more.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Vick..
IMHO I like that idea better. Last person standing wins. I can't imagine any player going through the playoffs 100%

DadFold Gameworks..Monday Nite..Girls, $$$ and Pool ((o;

Usually he who speaks first loses but ......

Haven't had anything to say about the tie breaker yet ...
But I like the sudden death format, if there is a tie we pick playoff games until there is a winner


Vick Music oft hath such a charm

Im Bored!!!
Cleo, How about sending
a few of your girls down
for me?
voodooman Zmaster

Brad, I heard you the first time, no need to rub it in TWICE!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, it was box wine, not a bottle.;-)
Brad Shaw

Serge, it was box wine, not a bottle.;-)
Brad Shaw

Red on the "Blackjack" Table????
I gotta learn that game sergey
DadFold
*****************

DadFold, this game is called
BocaRaaahhw!
Serge

KK seems to have disappeared from the gumbo here since the CCBill zombie server story.


mutt
*********************

.........along with my bottle of wine!
;-)))
Serge

Apple is hyping Monday as the day where a PC will go where no PC has gone before,
http://www.apple.com/

So Apple is introducing a,
Dildo PC?
Butt Plug PC?
Serge PC?
???

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Red on the "Blackjack" Table????
I gotta learn that game sergey
DadFold Gameworks..Monday Nite..Girls, $$$ and Pool ((o;

DadFold are you talking about like some kind of competition at Gameworks to settle a tie ie pool, a video game, arm wrestling ???

Good idea. First if it was a Vick/KK tie they would both have to be there. Second you would have to find a game that neither of them has a clear advantage. A game neither of them has ever played or a game they both are good at.

I like the idea. KK and Vick?

KK seems to have disappeared from the gumbo here since the CCBill zombie server story.


mutt TAKE THE BRAND NEW OPLUS 'VEGAS' POLL!!!!

ha...now that was wierd...
my previous post was typed last night...
LOL
It must've been in the queue and i forgot to post it..
duhhh
DadFold Gameworks..Monday Nite..Girls, $$$ and Pool ((o;

mutt, I hereby offer a choice for ya...
***********************

me too!
in case of a draw, the contest announced null and void with all prizes forfeited and put on RED on the black jack table!
;-))
Serge

Serge - hope to meet you at last, after watching your posts for 5 years :) So I can tell which is you - which color speedo will you be wearing?

Gramma
*********************

Gramma,
I'll be easy to spot without speedos,
I'll be the one without huge diamond ring and stories of how many millions I made last year
;-)))
Serge

mutt, I hereby offer a choice for ya...
If the tie is between vick and kk (which it likely will be)
have them choice a mutually agreeable game/challenge at Gameworks Monday Night (since the winner(s) will be known by then.


DadFold Gameworks..Monday Nite..Girls, $$$ and Pool ((o;

I remember PAY public restrooms - they were as dirty as the free ones, you just thought it was better cause you paid for the opportunity to go.
Enough of my senile ramblings - time to pack and head to Sin City (that's what they USED to call it)
Serge - hope to meet you at last, after watching your posts for 5 years :) So I can tell which is you - which color speedo will you be wearing?

Gramma Gramma Cash

Billy, Colin,
please stay warm and don't tease my white tiger!
;-))
Serge

Heading to the Neon Jungle .. will have TONS of pics here!
Colin The Neon Jungle!

Off to the airport !

Viva Las Vegas !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike Fold asshole of the month !

Whats my per diem for vegas?
*****************************

penis warmer to dream of?
Serge

Amore Amid?


Headless MaxCash.....

i don't understand
remember who I am
i use msft frontpage
I can't hand code like some people
Whats my per diem for vegas?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, shhhh!!!

no names, please!
Serge