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JR
**********

JR,
you did it again!

I woke my whole household laughing my heart out!
;-)))

hahahahhaahhaha!
Serge Secret Hidden Cams

Evan looks like the biggest stoner

i think i saw evan here

http://www.intoxicated.com
http://www.hightimes.com
http://www.blunts.com
http://www.marijuananews.com

Danny Secret Hidden Cams

Im here!
Danny Pornstars... and World Domination

Uhh.
Did I miss anything today?
ALIEN Pornstars... and World Domination

Hoopy Hoop, look at me as one big html page that has sold banner space :-) in the Public eye.

I was raised Catholic to love everyone, and in business I do, in real life men should be castrated, sperm frozen, deposited in sperm bank, and women can make withdrawels as needed :-))

PS--I am non exclusive to CE and remain an independent consultant as needed.
Lee Noga CyberErotica - Recurring 60% or $40/active member, you choice

The day that I get called "Hoopy Hoop" or anything similar is the day that I grab my penny loafers, buy a piece of grape gum & vomit on myself.

Just in case you were wondering.
Hooper Easily Bought... Easily Sold... Easily #1!

No offense, but...
Who are you working for now Lee?

I just get confused b/c i see you promoting more than one person's products.
Hooper Easily Bought... Easily Sold... Easily #1!

I pride myself on having risen from the nothings into somebody that EVERYBODY knows...

I pride myself on picking on an easy & obvious loser in order to better my pocketbook.

I pride myself on not believing a word I hear HERE because it is so blatantly and obviously influenced (Serge... i hoped that you would've run a less commercially influenced board.... don't you already have $$$?)...

How much was it again for me to become one of your "favorite" sponsors? *cough cough*

Put me in the pearls or the morons... or better yet pretend I don't exist... either way I'm Happy :-)
Hooper Easily Bought... Easily Sold... Easily #1!

Lee,
I deleted your cut and paste spam,
which wasn't even yours.

Reposting Evans' spam on this board
monitored by Evans' attorneys is
a violation of
"Americans with Disabilities Act of 1994" and we will not tolerate your abuse of poor Evans!

shame on you, Lee!

Serge Click here for pussies in action!

I just read the C&D and I think evan should lighten up


"lighten up" geddit?

:o)

spanno Click here for pussies in action!

alien, weren't you going to get with me about some gfx work tonite?


dig Click here for pussies in action!

Boys and Girls !!!

The Newest SHOW on the Boards is

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JR Click here for pussies in action!

Note how the unscrupulous Horowitz altered his name from Evan to Evans. Very sly these Jiggas are. Evan is a very feminine soft name favored by Jewish mothers in the late 20th century hoping to rear very sensitive young men.
The name Evans on the other hand strikes a chord with the inner city Afro American community the 'Jigger' wishes to gain favor with in order to sell them over priced crap manufactured in third world sweatshops. Evans was the surname of the ghetto dwelling James and Florida Evans and their three children JJ, Thelma and Michael.


JewMan Group Click here for pussies in action!

http://www.wain.com/nico.JPG

http://www.wain.com/tro.JPG

http://www.wain.com/WhyWeLeft.jpg


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ohhhhh this is completely different now. Evans is Evan Horowitz. Another fraud. Evan aka "Evans" Horowitz YOU ARE NO WIGGER! THE TERM 'WIGGER' RELATES TO ANGST RIDDEN SUBURBAN CAUCASIAN ADOLESCENTS ANXIOUS FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE AMONG THEIR PEER GROUP WHO ADOPT THE APPEARANCE AND LIFESTYLE OF THE AFRO AMERICAN YOUTH
HIP HOP CULTURE.

Evans Horowitz is a JIGGER or alternately a JIGGA. JIGGERS, JIGGAS if you will, are a loosely affiliated group of Jewish businessmen with rapidly receding hairlines who adopt the often dangerous lifestyle of the urban inner city Afro American pimp and ho
culture in order to sell and marketvastly overpriced goods(shmutas and chuchkis) and services to the WIGGER subculture.

Please use caution when dealing with this JiGGa cLaN. You don't want to mess with this group of individuals.
They can be resort to extreme acts of violence and litigation when felt threatened by outsiders.

JIGGA POWER! BAGEL'S N LOVE MY BRUTHAS!
JewMan Group Click here for pussies in action!

I just spend a lot of money in a club called

"my lady"

KingK, out of 3 friends, left immediatly - coinsidence?

The rest of us left after 2 hours...
Tro Click here for pussies in action!

If you infer I am gay, I will sue you. You see I am so insecure with my sexuality!

Heading out of the country tomorrow for some relaxation, so do not think I am laying low over the lame C&D from Evan. Will try to hit some Internet cafes and post some of my daily wisdom, fight the fight while I am gone!

Evan, the games have only NOW just begun. Consider this a game of chess, and you have no arms, a big fattie in your hand, and an IQ of 89.

http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/smokeweed1.jpg

Mom must be proud.
Brad Shaw No this link doesn't work yet either

Uncle Serge, I ain't in the adult webmaster resource business...I'm in the adult webmaster resource mission from god. Actually, I just put in a good word for a friend's operation, that I'll be "speaking up" for, and I got the flack.

I GUARANTEE to knok the socks of:

I got no socks on. I'm a barefooted injun.

Melody No this link doesn't work yet either

which one is Evan? I heard he is balding, so I am assuming it the guy on the top right.

Can anyone confirm this?

http://www.ynottoppond.com/vegas/p6270054.jpg


navE Making money for everyone!!

BTW,
does his father know that he smokes at home????
Serge Making money for everyone!!

evan says on page 70,

Later in the afternoon, Evan from Xpays.com marveled at the number of people who'd come out for the weekend, admitting that he'd rather, "sit at home and smoke a joint"
***************

please send me a copy for my
"Jews can be morons too!"
files.
Serge Making money for everyone!!

hi, Melody,
don't forget to check in tomorrow for an announcement
I GUARANTEE to knok the socks of:
you,
meat,
aga,
dondrea,
kaiser,
evans
and anybody having anything to do with adult resources business,
it's NEW,
never been done before,
and this announcement has
huge monetary implications
for all involved.
Serge Making money for everyone!!

SPECIAL ANNOUCEMNET - THIS JUST IN FROM AVN MAGAZINE.

evan says on page 70,

Later in the afternoon, Evan from Xpays.com marveled at the number of people who'd come out for the weekend, admitting that he'd rather, "sit at home and smoke a joint"

I wonder if AVN is going to get a C&D letter now... I am sure they misquoted evans....

Maybe it should have read "evan says on page 70,

Later in the afternoon, Evan from Xpays.com marveled at the number of people who'd come out for the weekend, admitting that he'd rather, "sit at home and smoke a joint... [ because of my terrible arthritc knees, I got them from giving so many blowjobs in the spa clubs in San Fran... you do know that chronic is legal for medial purposes?]"


Work it out, work it out...

Thanks evans for bringing a little cheer into my day!
Mike AI Making money for everyone!!

Brad,

Hang in there dude, I sure thought it was funny how your dogs Worked it out:) GIA any relation to the cia?:)

Vic, Congrats on the new child!!!!!

sextoyking Great Flash Games, 1 time buy, Webmasters and users love them!

good nite,
dog ate my C and D
;-(((
Serge evans wins! KADOHAS! (Yiddish)

Hi, y'all.

Oh, Nick --
Dravyk, my hubby Larry and I once saw Don King and fourteen of his closest Nation of Islam bodyguards, in the hallway at the Star Trek Experience. He was the most alien-looking thing of all, so suffice to say, I think he's *always* having a bad hair day.

Melody, who today on Sounding Point proved her mouth is every bit as big as her ass

Melody No this link doesn't work yet either

saome days you just can't win....

the server is up, but somebody stole all the relevant apologies..
;-((((

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/serge.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Brad.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Lee.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Mike.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Pond.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Red.html


I give up!
Serge evans wins!

hypothetically, if a man smoked too much pot, in front of cameras (illegal) how much would too much be?

and hypothetically, how much of a fucking moop would said pot smoker be.

And in a perfect world, wouldn't said moop love it when his pictured were sent to the local authorities:)

I have had a friend who was busted this way:) those bracelets chafe your wrists, no matter how limp said hypothetical wrists are:)

grimm evans wins!

fuck!
they already here!

somebody stole post 4293 too!


I'm calling Anchorage Police Department first thing tomorrow morning!
Serge evans wins!

damn!

I was served less than 2 hours ago and the
http://ynottoppond.com is already
not pinging
;-(((

shit!

how can anybody make an apology on Ynottoppond.com when there is no Ynottoppond.com anymore?????

I wonder what California example quoted in C & D has to say about that!

Evans, please forward few thousands and we'll try to reopen it.

My address is:
Hotel Ritz Carlton
Monaparnas 19,
Paris, France
for the next 3 weeks.

US currency only, please.




Serge evans wins!

medical marijuana is not illegal in california.
e
Message #2194 216.103.81.104 7-18-2001 17:55
____________________

It might be legal in California for medical purposes, but what about Las Vegas, Nevada?

I was in JoeE's suite at the Venitian and witnessed with my own eyes Evans smoke "bubonic chronic" with 2 other people...

Also in Brad's C&D letter -

"
The foregoing statements regarding Mr. Horowitz's alleged use of illegal drugs and homosexuality are outrageous and, we are advised, false and clearly known by you to be false when made"

Notice how this is written, the "we are advised" part is the cover for the attornies... I guess evans lies to his attornies, if he lies to his own attorney, how does he treat his other business contacts?

Evan I am dissapointed, I am leaving tommorow without getting my C&D!!! Now everyone will have to wait until Tuesday for me to scan and post it.

I hope your attorney at least makes it PITHY so I can post it here...



Mike AI Making money for everyone!!

medical marijuana is not illegal in california.
e
Message #2194 216.103.81.104 7-18-2001 17:55

From dmoneyboard.
Do not bother posting over there, they delete any posts made against west coast wigga clan.


So Evan, what exactly is your medical problem? Mildly retarded?


On another note, does anyone feel homosexuality is a "medical" condition?

Brad Shaw Making money for everyone!!

http://www.420bands.com/nothingface/tommyinterview.shtml

A very good interview with a wise person who clearly understands what bubonic chronic is.


Mike AI Making money for everyone!!

http://www.afrosquad.com/

Maybe evans can call upon the AfroSquad to help him out!
Mike AI Making money for everyone!!

http://wntapp.cc.utexas.edu/users/toddiceton/www/hdog/

Hdog has a dope website!!
Mike AI Making money for everyone!!

Guys,
I don't know about you,
but I just got my brokerage acount statement for August 2001
and ...
I have no money for legal defense!

I started making apologies for everybody:
http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/serge.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Brad.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Lee.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Mike.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Pond.html

http://www.ynottoppond.com/apologies/Red.html

and they are available at $150 each.

check your out!
and send me check via

Serge evans wins!

According to h-dogs hip hop slang dictionary @


bubonic chronic: (n.) mary jane so good it'll knock your ass down
ex. hook me up with some of that bubonic chronic!

Moose HINDSIGHT knows the WINNER - BIG TIMERS PICK EM !!

Serge,

KEYWORDS - set for first screen

THEME - "RAW HIIIGH" !! :-) / "Bringing People Together" / "Couples Environment" / "Fun" !!

RESULT - 3 enquiries yesterday, so far VOYEURS ONLY!!


Rob Mac HINDSIGHT knows the WINNER - BIG TIMERS PICK EM !!

KC -

No problem...I look out for friends:)

I may not get to post much but I definitely keep up with the board!

Tonda No typos here. I hope:)

Serge are you still looking for KC's phone number?

Tonda
***********

Tonda,
upon good and solid advice,
I can not comment on anything untill morning.
Serge Contagious...but in a good way ;)

Mike,

Bubonic like the plague mebbe???

:)


Lisa Contagious...but in a good way ;)

Tonda -

Wes spoke.. thanks ;)

KC No typos here. I hope:)

Mike -

Maybe they were under the influence while writing the C and D?





Tonda No typos here. I hope:)

I beleeive the quote is

"xpays chronic is bubonic"

What does that mean?
Mike AI Mard De is on Vacation, but ARS is still WHIPPING ass!!

http://www.freshphotos.com/brad/DocumentScanned.doc

I think Evan should get his money back from the attorney. When showing this C&D to my girlfriend, she noticed in the first paragraph he has www,ynoftoppond.com I am not sure what that is, but maybe someone should register that domain.


I am still waiting to hear from Evan exactly what is xpays chronic?


Mike AI Mard De is on Vacation, but ARS is still WHIPPING ass!!

http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/pee/


now that is funny!!!!
JR Check it out:)

Brad -

You let my little snuggles pee pee on those papers?

You are hilarious.

Be sure to give her a treat for doing such a good job:)

Serge are you still looking for KC's phone number?

Tonda Check it out:)

Brad .....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
MikeW when you care enough to use the very best

Gee, I don't even know Evan, but can I say something derogitory against him so I can get one too? I feel so left out.
I've only had D&C's.
:-)
Red when you care enough to use the very best

Way to go Brad :D

Serge, dammit, you got served and I didn't? Maybe I should try some pithy...

Evan dammit, find my address info and send me one of them cool C&D's too, I ran outta toilet paper!

Sometimes I wonder; Evan obviously ain't the brightest bulb in the pack, but apparently he's making bank being a moron, and here I am, moderately smart, and being the poor bastard.

bah :P Maybe I should have a lobotomy...


MadCat GhostField Internet

Shux!
I just been served too!

I'm gonna make full announcement
on the subject tomorrow.

Serge CEN - SexCheck AVS, new = easier sale

I took a copy the the C & D home (orignal one is getting framed on office wall), and well lets just say me and the dogs expressed our feelings for it.

http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/pee/
Brad Shaw CEN - SexCheck AVS, new = easier sale

Virus dead, got it from Barry Levinson from WEGINC...his subject line wsa co-reg link and another one about confirm email..crazy worm.

Have no idea how some of you got it, your not in my addy book...weird.

I mean even if it would have sent it to Nick@Ilynx I would have felt bad, other than he can go fuck himself :-))))) J/K

Where is my mirror :-)))
Lee Noga CEN - SexCheck AVS, new = easier sale

Serge,

Never fear,Don King is merely a "fill-in" whilst you enjoy the fruits of your labours.

So far I have no response from him,he must be having a bad hair day ;)

and Serge,I have been known to nibble a few ears. ;))


Nickatilynx Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Spanno - I think that is the point that Brad, John and others were making. None of them care what people do in their privates lives, but to glorify it, brag about xpays chronic - then turn around and send out threatening letters to people who make statements about drug use - is a joke.

Hypocritical...

I am about to head home, does not look like the mailman is dropping my C&D off...

Evan if you need my address, e-mail me I will send it to you! :-)


Mike AI Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Don King,
no disrespect intended,
but I think I'll do a better job and I can guarantee something you can't-
MY CLIENTS DON'T BITE EARS OFF!
Serge Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

COMING SOON the biggest source of free traffic the world has ever seen......

(talks continue to contract Don King to proote the launch)
Nickatilynx
*****************

what's the matter???

I am no longer in your graces???

give it to me, pal!
Serge Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

I don't care if people smoke dope, crack, heroin, wutever! but whats the point of putting it into webmaster stuff in public, its bound to create shit



spanno Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

I got it twice and I'm pretty sure I'm not in Lee's address book.

New way to promote Oprano:

ALWAYS READ THIS BOARD BEFORE YOUR E-MAIL. ;)


Ulfie Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Ok, we know where the virus originated from and the original attachment was called ATT00359.dat. Please look for any mail with the subject line co-reg-link as this is what Lee originally received. The virus has propogated itself from Lee's system with the subject line of Ev2000taxes. Odd thing is some of you seem to be getting it sent from Lee and you're not even in her address book.

Taz Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Sorry,I'm out of touch.

Who is Evan?

Is he the guy bogarting the joint in that picture?

If so,that alone pisses me the feck off.

Lee,
If you send a join to nicksclicks.com,you will be the first webmaster (except my paltry few hundred a day) to do so :))

Don't you get a joke,or don't you have a mirror at home? ;))

COMING SOON the biggest source of free traffic the world has ever seen......

(talks continue to contract Don King to proote the launch)
Nickatilynx Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

So can I post without getting a C&D letter that Lee Noga is infected with a virus, and is spreading it to everyone??

:-))

Lee don't hate me....
Mike AI Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Lee's getting bombarded by this virus getting sent to her, she's cleaning her system right now.
Taz PW

thats it
grimm PW

What's the subject line of the Lee Noga virus mail? Is it Ev2000taxes? I think I just got it.




Ulfie PW

im using eudora

and it still showed as an attachment
grimm PW

Thanks MikeAI and Serge

I make it a point not to do it very often and only with very good reason :)


MelissaD High honors from the BillinGuru.com

Dear Webmaster,
welcome to the Oprano,
the Official Board of the
Evans vs. Adult Industry proceedings.

Please bookmark this page and be informed.

The day you lose the coverage of this historical events,
might be the last day of YOUR business.

Come often, come early,
your business life depends on INFORMATION this board provides.








I just hope 25,000 new hits do not overload the server....
Serge GET INFORMED AND STAY INFORMED!

Outlook = mail virus = use Eudora

Hey Lee, now you know why I don't use Outlook. Virus free :)
Taz Evans Says...

What our founding fathers giveth us....the lawyers taketh away.

:-))


Webfather Evans Says...

From Lee's board:
"On Friday July 13th, Evan announced over Adult Gossip Radio Show that Paul Cambria [Xpay Lawyer, as seen on Brads C&D] would be monitoring "fuckedmaster.com". When do Evans rights end and my freedom of speech begin?"


Dear Mr. Cambria,
this is my humble opinion that you should also monitor
THIS board.
(and charge it to your client)
it has over 500 posts a day and 1/4 of them mentions your client and very peritent to the cases at hand.

This board has an obligation before the webmastering community to cover the proceedings and we appreciate in advance all the information you can provide on behalf of your client.

There are few shortcuts you can do, though:

1) start you day with checking
http://oprano.com/morons.html
first.

2) in case you don't find information about your client there,
(which I doubt very much)
I suggest you check
http://www.oprano.com/continue.html
next

3) to save your time and billable hours,
I suggest skipping
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
your client will not make it there.

4) It always pays to check
http://www.oprano.com/synopsis.html
when everythign else fails.

Please stay on top of it,
there are 500 posts a day here and every one of them can be potentially harmfull for your very famous by now client.

Missing one single post might create irrepairable harm to your client.

If you wish to post your comments/affidavits/ discoveries/ private detectives reports/ and any other publicly available information,
we have no choice but offer you and everybody involved the Oprano pages for your materials.

25,000 webmasters will be informed today about THIS place to find the latest about the case.

if you would like to advertise your Law Firm
to the webmastering community-
please check our rates at
http://www.oprano.com/adrates.html
and please make a note that we are completelly sold out for July,

yours truly,
expecting my C & D,
writer, ghost, and story teller,



Serge Evans Says...

As the owner of CeaseandDesist.com I am totally upset. I believe the letters are an infringement of our valuable trademark and cause confusion in the marketplace.

:-))))))))))

Webfather Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

-Brad
Hey I got a neat XL attachment that sucks your address book when viewed and sends it to oblivion.
Really cute.
But anyways...
Lee send me an email I want to pick its brain:P
ALIEN Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

Lee, please do not send me email!!! LOL
ThrobX Content Providers with no virii... submit here!

Alien, it's called a filter, buddy.....haven't seen one of those asshole messages in a while now. :))

JMM is trying for a Pulitzer?

Diamond Jim I've only eaten Tostitos today...somebody send traffic so I can call for pizza

I got the mail from Lee too. I heard that this one has been going around today. As well as a spanish version of it. Heads up people.
http://vil.mcafee.com/dispVirus.asp?virus_k=99141&
they've got the fix.
Red when you care enough to use the very best

Oh so i wont open it


grimm Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

Lee Noga is unknowingly sending a virus I believe.

worm virus
Brad Shaw Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

Please somebody...
I beg! Make them stop...

"The latest domain name extension has arrived .SEX!!! It's the fresh ,new,
exciting web address that is taking the world by storm."

I have unsubscribed from these spammin whores 3 times already today...
These guys are fucken insane, the bane of insane evil and the bile the beseatches the ass hole of all that is fucked up and blown out in porn...
There .sex domain sucks cause it needs the end user browser to be upgraded.
This extension under these circumstances waves a flag of censorship.
This extension is run by sucking assholes.
These bastards are clearly in violatation of UBE regulations.
God help you should ya do busines with this slanderous filth of dog shit company.

ALIEN Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

JMM, no fair making me piss my pants before a meeting! You bastard! LOL
Rox PW

Interesting:

http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html

Type in Ev Horowitz and see what comes up.

Jack PW

Lee noga...did you just send me mail?


grimm PW

MelissaD has been a contributer to Oprano, and like all regular contributers earns the right to spam on a rare occassion. :-)


It is the drive by spam that works me up...


Mike AI Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

HAHAHA classic JMM...

You know, I am feeling very lonely and left out - I have YET to receive my C&D. I wonder what suprised it holds for me.

I may have to wait until I get back from Belize....


Mike AI Great niche sites to promote, these guys are stable as a rock!

Yes, it was, but it was cleared 12 hours prior,
the copy was sent to Jerusalem for final rabinical approval and Sinod said:

if you yank Post from MelissaD,
she will charge you with equvalent of throwing kosher meats
before swines!

I can't afford that,
all legal resources were employed by
Evans Vs. Anti-Semites Club of Oprano {ASCO} pending litigations
;-(((
Serge Happy Birthday Lisa

Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
Attorneys at Whatever
127 Workitout Avenue
Homosexual, CA 12345

Evan Whorewitz
74 Bendover Lane
Chronic, CA 92555

Dear Mr. Whorewitz:

Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe represents the entire adult internet community and rational civilization.

It has come to our attention that you have recently been, and continue to be, a punk. Your childish antics have caused the adult internet community significant embarrassment and humiliation.

1. On several occassions you have continued to make reference to and promote the use of illegal drugs both through chatboard postings and public on air drug filled rants.

2. You have hosted, and continue to host parties at adult webmaster events where the use of illegal drugs is both encouraged and promoted. In addition, the parties are planned to begin at a time of 4:20, a clear reference to the use of illegal drugs.

3. You are a whiny crybaby.

4. At the recent players ball, you made a public speech were you made no less than 8 references to the use of illegal drugs.

5. You are ugly.

6. You have a high, whiny obnoxious voice.

7. You have a stupid haircut.

8. You seem to think that the adult internet business is a playground for hip-hop inner city wannabees, thus annoying the fuck out of the hardworking business people within the industry.

9. Your booth at the last internext show was a dj and skateboard half pipe. Thank you for taking the time to put together such a thoughtful and informative booth.

10. You are a known spammer. When you were away from your computer thus unable to spam the internet, you posted your stupid signs on light posts throughout las Vegas, thus annoying an entire group of new people that have never heard of you.

11. You went to a webmaster gathering in jamaica and came back and posted pictures of yourself partaking in the use of illegal drugs.

You are damaging the reputation of the adult internet business, its customers and webmasters and inflicting a big fucking headache on all of us.

Accordingly, in light of the foregoing, the adult internet community in its own capacity and on behalf of humankind everywhere, demands that you shut the fuck up.

This is not an offer of settlement, we all just want you to shut the fuck up.

Please note that the foregoing is not an offer to compromise or settle this matter, we all just want you to shut the fuck up. Humankind reserve all rights and remedies relative thereto, including the right to tell you to shut the fuck up and to seek more damaging material about you which seems to be very easy to find.

You are hereby on notice that any failure by you to shut the fuck up will result in your own continued embarrasment and humiliation.

Very truly yours....

Mary Jane Chronic
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.


JMM Happy Birthday Lisa

Just a short note to wish Lisa from PMB a very Happy Birthday.Have a great day and i will see you for lunch tomorrow.
Yort Happy Birthday Lisa

spam!;)
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Serge,

Well, I suck at those games so okay, you get first crack (that would be, the drug) at Evan's C&D.

MikeAI,

I stand corrected. Evan is a jewish pot smoking faggot. Actually I'll raise you a few words: Evan is a jewish pot smoking faggot punk prison bitch.

:D

Gotta be worth a C&D.
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MadCat I think you are missing the point of Anti-Semetism as well.... so in essence Brad called Evans a jewish, pot-smoking, faggot...

:-)

Just want to make sure we are all clear on this!!
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wanna play Alchemy and whoever wins gets his first crack (no pun intebded, Evans)
at C and D?

go beat my 27,000+ score
;-))


Serge , Evans is NOT Jewish, Jewish MORONS that size do not exist in Nature!
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Serge.....their are two issues on the table... Evan's alleged use of illegal drugs and Evan's alleged homosexuality, so please clarify which issue you were not intending the pun about "crack" for. Was it the drug 'crack', or the 'crack' of Evan's alleged homosexual alleged lovers alleged ass?

Fold, you bet I do!! But only when I am not busy helping my friends!


JMM Evans is NOT Jewish, Jewish MORONS that size do not exist in Nature!

Mad Cat,
sorry, but I was first!

wanna flip me for C & D?

wanna play Alchemy and whoever wins gets his first crack (no pun intebded, Evans)
at C and D?

go beat my 27,000+ score
;-))


Serge Evans is NOT Jewish, Jewish MORONS that size do not exist in Nature!

JMM...do you golf too?
Fold Hmm...

Mike...

What someone might also want to make clear to Mr. Pot Smoking Xpays Horowitz is that his attorney points out in the C and D that Mr. Epp and Mr. Shaw are subject to an award for attorney's fees and costs.

OF COURSE, by statute, it is the prevailing party that is awarded attorney's fees and costs and therefore, since Mr. Pot Smoking Xpays Horowoitz is threatening to initiate a lawsuit that he cannot possibly win, it will be Mr. Shaw and Mr. Epp that get the award for attorney's fees and costs.

I have heard that Paul Cambria is a pretty decent attorney. It is utterly SHOCKING to me that he would sign his name to these pieces of pure garbage C and D letters.

INTERVIEW:

Cambria: Now Evan, have you ever used illegal drugs?

Evan: huh?

Cambria: Illegal drugs. You know, pot, crack, cocaine, heroin, pcp, meth, x, any illegal drugs?

Evan: what?

Cambria: Evan... try and pay attention here. You are claiming that these guys are saying that you used illegal drugs and that it has been harmful to your business. If it is in fact true that you use illegal drugs then you have no case.

Evan: No way man, drugs have never been harmful to my business, dude.

Cambria: No, Evan, listen clearly. You are saying that the fact that Mr. Shaw and Mr. Epp are posting messages saying that you use illegal drugs has been harmful to your business. If it is in fact true that you do use illegal drugs, then you have no case.

Evan: umm, who is Mr. Shaw and Mr. Epp, I want to sue Brad and JohnIP.

Cambria: Evan, please put down the bong.

Evan: but this is some narly chronic dude and it has been almost an hour since my last bong load.

Cambria: Never mind Evan..I will just write the letters and hope that these guys just cave. Now about your bill, we have been considering getting into personal injury cases and would like for you to post some signs on some light posts around town. Can you hop on your board and do that for me.

Evan: You bet dude, lates!

Disclaimer: The above is a work of satire. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


JMM Hmm...

Brad,

So basically Evan sent you a C&D because you called him a pot smoking faggot?

Wow. Evan must be a pot smoking faggot, otherwise he wouldn't be sending ya C&D's I guess.

(Hey Evan? Where's my C&D bitch!)

Okay so, I just hate people who throw legal weight around about issues that are so totally unrelevant it's laughable.

As far as I'm concerned, Evan is a drug addict, and he might be gay. *shrug* big fucking deal :)

If someone'd call me a pot smoking faggot I'd laugh and go "whatever dude".

Then again, I'm weird.

P.S. Evan, I want a C&D dammit.
MadCat Hmm...