he would be putting his own life under a microscope
**********************

he would be putting his own penis under the microscope,
I'm sure Lubavichie's Rabbi gonna find faults in his curcumsission procedures!

I read crap in my life, but today that crap I read takes the cake!
Serge Evans is NOT Jewish, Jewish MORONS that size do not exist in Nature!

Congrats Vick!


Star Gramma Knows Best!

Hey Oprano! My first time here, thought I would check ya'll out...actually...I have checked you out , yep as a Lurker...but, I didn't want to interupt the heated convo going on....seemed like a good time to say HI today!
So, Hi!!!! :p
Kimber Setgo.com....Oprano's alter ego?! :)

From your C & D:

"Let's bring some duct tape to the show in January and tie up Evan, and cover his big mouth. Then charge $5 to throw deli meats at him."

The foregoing statement is an obviously pejorative reference to Mr. Horowitz's Jewish religion and ethnicity, broadcast in a forum and designed to inflict harm to Mr. Horowitz and Xpays among non﷓Jewish individuals in the adult entertainment industry.


Evans, the biggest anti-semite of them all is .. me!!!

I don't see anywhere that Brad suggested throwing non-kosher meats at you!

For your sake,
I hope no starving ethiopians be on your jury.....

you are one fucking disgrace to all Jewish people out there,
you are the proof that it's amyth that Jews are "special" people,
because when Jews is born a MORON,
he becomes the BIGGEST moron ever born!

I wanna go with you in court of law and have you recite all brohas, you fucking piece of shit, to prove you are a Jew to begin with!

You are not a Jew,
you are a MOTHEFUCKER!

Serge Evans is NOT Jewish, Jewish MORONS that size do not exist in Nature!

HOLY COW!!!! Congradulations to you Vick, please give Kate a kiss for me!!!


Mike AI Directnic

Actually Stallion when I get my C&D from Evans - I going to roll it up into a big blunt, and smoke it like the xpays chronic that Evans was braggin about at the players ball!!


What an idiot evans is... we have it documented use of him usually illegal drugs, both photos and videos. If he sued anyone, he would be putting his own life under a microscope - and from what I see he would not want to do that.


Mike AI Directnic

Vick...congrats baby:)
grimm Directnic

Vick,
congratulations, mano!
mazal tov!

Many mano more!

how was cell phone and laptop reception in the delivery room?
;-))
Serge Oh my gawd, Taz produced clones

Vick,

Congratulations!! Wow first time dad at 39, I can't imagine that one. At 38 I'm thankful I just had one go legal and I'm counting until the other one does.


Taz Oh my gawd, Taz produced clones

Vick, Congrats!

TV from ARS arrived today, thanks Marc, going to put it in the back of the pinto so I can watch it while I am driving in the rear view mirror.
Brad Shaw when you care enough to use the very best

Congratulations Vick.
:-)
Red when you care enough to use the very best

Today at 11:45 AM
Sebastian G Gisin was born ;-)

Mom and child doing well
Proud papa is exhausted and headed back to the hospital


I must be crazy, a first time Father at 39 ;-)
Vick Mapquest directions to Lee's

Here it is, Evan's C&D to me.

http://www.freshphotos.com/brad/DocumentScanned.doc
Brad Shaw Mapquest directions to Lee's

Lee,

I'm gonna be hitting that beanie stash, just found out my retired ones are worth exactly what I paid for them...nothing.

Taz Mapquest directions to Lee's

brad....you and mike are getting awful close, do i hear wedding bells?:)

KK...talk first, ask questions later:)
grimm Directnic

we are in final stages of negociating with Fay
of the royalties
she pays me exposing my
burial plot
to the general public
=================================================

Serge,
Your exposure of burial plot resulted in Yahoo search, and now County knows here I buried 20,000
beanie babies!
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Brad, don't let him grab your ass under no circumstances!...but if it happens,
don't let anybody making pictures of it!
;-))))
Serge how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the pond?

No computers on this trip, will be my first trip in 3 years without my computer. But I will have my handy satellite phone.

Although MikeAI says we can stop in at the local internet cafe and make some posts!



Brad Shaw how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Guys, anybody have a number for KC from paycounter.com?
Serge how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

hahahha,
Grimm, it's a new one!
;_))
Serge how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

AndyA -
Invoices are your friend:-)

Brad - Enjoy your time with the legal team! Don't forget Jay Spillane, I know he kicks ass! I'm sure he would enjoy a nice vacation too. lol.


sharky MaxCashLive - Hardcore Webmaster Education

"Wow, is it time for hailey's comet already?:)
grimm , Directnic
Wed, 18 Jul 2001 04:22:09 - IP: 64.16.142.84 - Post # 4190 "
----------------

Well my little grimmy, Serge and I are in negotiations and you know how it goes, he who talks first loses...


Watch out Brad, if anyone icq's you during Sharkys show tomorrow and wants you to call them urgently you might be on the show without planning to...

;-}}}
KK YourPaysite.com

Sharky,

I should have kept my mouth shut;-)


Andy A YourPaysite.com

Sharky, I am heading down to Belize tomorrow for a big meeting with my legal team.

But maybe next week we can do it.


Brad Shaw A real webmaster radio show?

AndyA -
Invoice will be sent tomorrow:-)

Brad - You always seem to draw a crowd on MaxCashLive. You are welcomed on the show any time you like. As a matter of fact, tomorrows show is going to be a site review/call-in day. Feel free to call in with your opinions:-))

:-)
sharky A real webmaster radio show?

Serge , how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Wed, 18 Jul 2001 04:27:55 - IP: 12.89.182.83 - Post # 4193

Collect?
grimm Majorhost

Sharky,

Hey shouldn't you be working on you know what;-))


Andy A YourPaysite.com

-Brad I saw that yesterday:P
I posted it to.

Is anyone surprised?
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Sharky, if you ever need me as a guest again to educate the masses just let me know. Was good to see 40+ peeps in the room soaking up my gospel!


Brad Shaw how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

I guess I am just reaching for idea's here:P
LOL:P

Pulp from FRICTION ya mean:P
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*************************************

Alien,
don't reach.
Just come here and ask,
"Serge, do you have an idea to help me and people who want to deal wiht me?"

and see what happens
Serge how do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Brad -
HAHAHAHA!

I have to say I agree with your opinions on that one!
sharky MaxCashLive - We strive to Educate!

Brad.....yawn...
;-(
Serge Pictures of happy Evans Lawyers estimating the fees they gonna get.

Well Serge this will be one of those times I just keep quiet.

;-}}}

KK
Wed, 18 Jul 2001 02:00:03 - IP: 64.38.194.18 - Post # 4125

Wow, is it time for hailey's comet already?:)
grimm Directnic

Sorry Serge, I couldn't resist...
guess you could say, The devil made me do it ;)


Love you Bunches!
PattyeCake* 4freeBucks and Mature Money! Rocking Today!

Big news day!

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Brad Shaw Pictures of happy Evans Lawyers estimating the fees they gonna get.

You never said if we might see you in Miami at Cybernetexpo???
********************

you might.

we are in final stages of negociating with Fay
of the royalties
she pays me exposing my
burial plot
to the general public.


Serge Pictures of happy Evans Lawyers estimating the fees they gonna get.

Yes Serge, You are so GOOD at being the devil... I could never compare... :)

How about Miami???
PattyeCake* Wanna see Serge in his Devils Suit??

RRRRed has a bigger pair of eyes one can dive into
and
RED has a magic tongue only writers can have!
*******************
She's also much taller. but then again, who isn't?
Red short people have big ideas.

Hey, PC, you started doing dirty tricks!

very not much like you,
you keep it clean and let me be the "devil"
;-))
Serge NEW! pictures of Evans at the Parents against Drugs meeting.

Yes Serge, I will :))

You never said if we might see you in Miami at Cybernetexpo???

Pretty Please??
PattyeCake* If you want a pic of Serge nude with the famous red Speedos in his Teeth!

Brad,
Why does the term "feckless dolt" come to mind whilst I review your posts? ;)

Serge,
Ok, you got me, you randy russkie! But they are both great!

Edd Papa said you'd be the chosen one....

EHhe okay then.
Snaps fingers...
I guess I am just reaching for idea's here:P
LOL:P

Pulp from FRICTION ya mean:P
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Lee,
stop making fun of him!

Poor guy, all he can afford now is Lee....

let's all pray together:
Baruhas my tohas....

;_)))
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

-Serge!
So what you are saying is that if I get you a C&D and threaten you there is a chance that you will do business with me?
*************************

Dig never send me C & D,
Dig never threatened me,
Dig was sending traffic to Serge's Cash since 1998,
one should always separate
pulp from the fiction when reading the boards
;-))

so, what I meant was-
the one who sends ANYBODY in this business C & D will be a laughing stock of the industry,
ask Steve Case,
Joe bought AOL stock yesterday and he laughs at him!

hahahhaha
;_)))


Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

Serge! Stop yanking JoeE's
chain!!!

He just made me sell him TOP
spot on http://www.fuckedmaster.com

Now, I have to have friends again :-))

Note To Self: Failed at being failure :(

PS--You all check out http://www.sexcheck.com , new AVS's close better than over exposed ones!

BAD BAD BAD BAD Lee!
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http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/smokeweed1.jpg

Brad, I know of at least 2 people in that room who'll send your lawyers affidavits of what was inside that "cigarette"
;-)))

do you know that marijuana is illegal in Jamaica too?
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

-Serge!
So what you are saying is that if I get you a C&D and threaten you there is a chance that you will do business with me?

Sounds American enough!

I got to think something fast then:P

Audience:
If Serge has said anything false about me or Sin City I would like to know immediatly, any help would be nice in acquiring this information!
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PC,
will you publish the stats tomorrow of who got more?
;-))))

hahhaha!
I bet I did!
;_)))
Serge if you in need of 12 full spreads of Pattye Cake jumping nekkid from a b'day cake at Oprano's party

Well, I figure y'all will sorta like this (and yes it's spammy :P sue me :P or better yet send me a C&D too).

If you wanna watch the boards for some pre-defined keywords, hit up the url in my tagline and download a free board watching script.

Enj0y :D
MadCat Get yer board watch on!

Serge,
I just actually READ that tag line.. don't think you'll get many clicks on that!! lol!


Big Hugs to all!
PattyeCake* if you in need of 12 full spreads of Pattye Cake jumping nekkid from a b'day cake at Oprano's party

But they are both really wonderful ladies so I'm sure you can all see how I got them mixed up! ;)
*****************************

no we can't!!!!

RRRRed has a bigger pair of eyes one can dive into
and
RED has a magic tongue only writers can have!
;-))
Serge if you in need of 12 full spreads of Pattye Cake jumping nekkid from a b'day cake at Oprano's party

Evan, here is what I think of the Cease and Desist letter you wrote me.

BTW, it will look great framed on my wall!

http://www.freshphotos.com/personal/smokeweed1.jpg
Brad Shaw if your in the need of money

Hiya Serge...
I'm good, and I can see that you are in Fine form as well! :))

I miss you ya know..it's been a long time... any chance of you showing up in Miami Next month???

I give the Biggest Hugs to Serge :)
PattyeCake* if your in the need of money

RETRACTION - of sorts.... Sorry if I created any confusion with my teeny typo in my previous post - RRed is NOT our staff writer... Red is... Entirely different people, but one little slip of a key and... well... But they are both really wonderful ladies so I'm sure you can all see how I got them mixed up! ;)

Edd Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun....

PC,
how is life?
;-))


Serge if you in need of 12 full spreads of Pattye Cake jumping nekkid from a b'day cake at Oprano's party

Brad, You are BAD!!
But I love ya and I can't wait to read the C&D!!! ;)

Tonda, give me a call SOON GIRL!!


PattyeCake* if your in the need of money

I have not expended the money serving you,as I have no wish to chase down deadbeat webmasters.
===============================================

No DEADBEAT LEE! I will join Trickie Nickie's program and
be a "LIVEBEAT" webmaster!!!

Why? So Nickie can chase me down in
his skirt :-)))

Lee Noga http://www.falconfoto.net

Dig,
if you are serious,
please fax me your C&D copy too!

Boy,
how could I live all those years without this excitement!?
;-))
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

serge, too tough to get your $$ by suing you, you have better lawyers than me :) I decided to do business instead heh!

more than one way to skin a russian ;)
*******************

Mike, this is correct,
please gimme a buzz when you have a chance, I gotta discuss Dig's offer
I don't wanna refuse!
;-))

NOBODY has it,
we'll be the first and...last!
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

Rocki -

Can you give me a call?


Tonda Do you have the need for feeds?

serge, you can have mine


dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

Evans,
whom do I have to fuck in the nostrill to get a C & D of my own????

hurry up,
you worthless piece of shit,
I don't have all day!
Serge Ready Set GO!!!

I have not got my C and D yet and I fear that I am being left out...so, for all of you who did get your C and D and are forwarding your witness lists to your legal counsel, please email me for the proper address for service.

I will testify for all defendants. My day rate for expert testifying is as follows:

(1) double double with cheese WITH grilled onions.

(1) Large order of french fries

(1) Vanilla milk shake.

Let me caution you in advance. If I am testifying in the afternoon, and you happen to FORGET the grilled onions, my memory may become foggy and I might start acting like a pot smoking plaintiff, so PLEASE, do yourself a favor, and remember the grilled onions!


JMM Ready Set GO!!!

"(Dig, what is the status of our
law suits against each other? ;-)"

serge, too tough to get your $$ by suing you, you have better lawyers than me :) I decided to do business instead heh!

more than one way to skin a russian ;)







dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

I believe the next pearl goes something like this....

Don't drop your drawers if you don't want them to see how small your dick really is
Samantha Hou lalala, Let's go fishing....

Serge,

My ICQ = 124588247

Please add me, for I have plenty of friends and would like to know which one ;-)))


JMan Hou lalala, Let's go fishing....

C&D just arrived by 18 wheeler!

My peeps are scanning it now, should be up for everyones pleasure within an hour.

BTW, anyone who has copies of the Jamaica photos, please send them to me. I am most interested in any photos depicting Evan smoking weed since in the C & D he claims he does no illegal drugs.
Brad Shaw 4FreeBucks $ MATURE MONEY KICKING ASS TODAY!!

Good Morning Oprano! ...
well.. Afternoon now I guess...

I've come looking for Faye, and Man the things that have taken place since I went to bed this morning!!

WOW!

Ok, now for Sharpie!
Ok Sharpie,
I read your post and found myself in a TRANCE!!! ;)

Your Magic Worked!!!

Insite Is ALL BOOKED for CybernetExpo!!

if you guys are going and aren't booked yet, Whatcha waiting for?
http://www.cybernetexpo.com

Book 'em or LOSE 'em!

Huggers ALL!
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Anthony,
what is exactly a pearl?

"I don't give a fuck. You all suck dick!

Anyone want traffic? =O)"

or

"I don't give a fuck. You all suck dick! "

or

"Anyone want traffic? =O)"
????

;-))
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

Jman,

Can't use me as bait!! Lets go night fishing and we can use you as shark bait... hehe

***********************************
Rocki, only if it's skinny dip Baby ;-)

Serge, I hear you man, it's all about PISS.

Anyhow if you plan on coming down here please let me know.

JMan Hou lalala, Let's go fishing....

jman,
I just re-thought that... The only thing I would catch with you as bait would be a red snapper.

I don't like catching red snapper. ;-))) hehe
rocki I'M NOT BAIT!

You wish Nick ;)
KK I'M NOT BAIT!

Anyone want traffic? =O)


ArchAngelAnthony
Wed, 18 Jul 2001 02:51:55 - IP: 24.78.239.225 - Post # 4149

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Is Raggedy Ann's crotch cotton?
Does a teddy bear have cotton balls?
Is a pigs as pork?
Is Evan a pot smoking, spamming, wannabe?

Have I answered the question?


JMM I'M NOT BAIT!

Serge... for the Pearls page if you deem it worthy...

I don't give a fuck. You all suck dick!

Anyone want traffic? =O)


ArchAngelAnthony I'M NOT BAIT!

Jman,

Can't use me as bait!! Lets go night fishing and we can use you as shark bait... hehe
rocki I'M NOT BAIT!

""Now Nick, you know magic beans are only for those with either the time and patience to make them grow or the ones with a really green thumb...""

throw in vindictive,motivated and ruthless,and you just described me ;)))


Nickatilynx if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

Jman,
sorry, can't do it anymore,
your friend pissed my freinds off and that's a bad prerequisit for good business...plus...

everythign I had than is now sold out to some australian friends.
;-(((
Serge if you do not accept checks on your paysite- you should post at the other boards! ;-)))

nick, if your in the giving mood, i'll take some
:))

kim, uhm:)
dantheman Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

But of course Serge, what would be the value of giving up or giving in too soon...

Now Nick, you know magic beans are only for those with either the time and patience to make them grow or the ones with a really green thumb...

;-}}}
KK Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

Lee,

Better add this one to your notes to self: (Sign all winning lottery tickets "Friends of Lee Noga")


Taz Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

Serge.
U got mail
Forest Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

KK,
playing hard to get, heh?

if you don't take buttons-
I have better barganing chips-
Ron's "love letters" vintage 1998?

don't you think they are better than cash?
;-))


Serge Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

Serge,

Good thing you dod not come in to Montreal last week... Bad weather. But now... It's beautifull and the girls to :-)))

Your son would enjoy very much.

Still very interested in what we have discuss... Let's move on ;-)

Will set up ICQ in my new puter this afternoon


JMan Deap Sea Fishing with Rocki has BAIT ;-))

I don't wear undewear...

If I do, you know it's CK! =o)
ArchAngelAnthony information wants to be free!

Lee Noga,

You just don't get it,do you? :(

I issued a writ so I can tell everyone...errr...I have issued a writ against you.

I have not expended the money serving you,as I have no wish to chase down deadbeat webmasters.

Should you win the lottery (your only chance of ever having a networth in the 7 digits)I'll have it served.Promise :)

KK,
Do not underestimate the worth of magic beans.

BTW my prissy assed alter ego,St.Nick,has forced me to create a mega FREE traffic source,which will deliver to at least 50 webmasters over 5k hits a day free.When,you ask?How,you ask?What style underpants does Anthony wear?These answers and many more,COMING SOON to this board.

Damn I hate giving away hits ;)
Nickatilynx information wants to be free!

Greets all you Oprano Readers! If you look just below the "click here to post" link you'll find we've added yet ANOTHER section to Oprano.com - Continuing Education! Check this page for transcripts of the online Q&A sessions that happen on the board (compile by RRed, our staff writer). Just another way we're trying to help webmasters do business!

So... anybody out there got any bright ideas to share? Spit'em out!
Edd information wants to be free!

LOL Serge, I can't conceive of us not being able to reach a settlement amicably. However I also can't conceive of taking magic buttons, magic beans or anything but cold hard cash for payment in this case either

;-}}}
KK 9 New Sites

"But please send all C and D letters to my attention and I will forward them to the appropriate parties. Trash is picked up on Wednesdays, please time your delivery appropriately. "

Jeff, now that's gotta be some of the best lines in a post today.



Toolz 9 New Sites

MikeAi,

with all those C & D's you could wallpaper your house... I bet they make good toilet paper :-)
Stallion Extreme Green

dont feel too left out dantheman, I will be there right beside you as being one of the few people that Evan doesn't send a C&D too :-)
Stallion Extreme Green

Serge,
The cost of private school would pale by comparison --

;-}}}
KK
*************

KK,
those buttons are due to be raised in prices anyway,
i'll pay you in buttons you can't refuse!
;-))

can you even CONCIEVE you and me not making amicable deal?
;-))


Serge I'm too sexy being a host, too sexy for my car...;-)))

JohnIP, EXCELLENT!

SunUp Media Group, Inc, is pleased and proud to announce that the aforementioned t-shirt will be the first item in our new fall line at

http://www.canddwear.com

Have you received a threatening letter from the attorney of someone who has smoked so much dope that they actually start believing their own drug fogged hype?

Has a crybaby wannabe got his wittle fewings huwt because you voiced your opinion of the crybaby's outrageous drug induced antics?

Don't get a lawyer, get cANDdwear and let him know how you really feel!

Of course we all know that our dear Evan was not referring to the smoking of marijuana when he walked on stage with his two fingers pinched near his lip inhaling strongly. Evan is a child. Children get acne...he was simply popping a zit and sucking in the puss...look closely, you will see it.

Of course, the above is just my opinion. And thanks to my proxy server, you could never prove who wrote this anyway. But please send all C and D letters to my attention and I will forward them to the appropriate parties. Trash is picked up on Wednesdays, please time your delivery appropriately.


JMM when you care enough to use the very best

Serge,
The cost of private school would pale by comparison --

;-}}}
KK when you care enough to use the very best

Thanks Forest. Keeping up with this board is not easy, but I try. :-)
Red when you care enough to use the very best

Maybe another pearl here:
Never, never, ever Sopena your bred and butter.

K-mon I need reseller's here at Sin City if each of you could send 5 a day we could all get rich:P

I promis not to give away prizes, just cold hard cash$$$:P

Somebody call god please, this is an opportunity I am sure he would want 50% of!
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KK,
if YOU ever run an aprenteceship proggy,
I wanna book my daughter early
;-)))
Serge I'm too sexy being a host, too sexy for my car...;-)))

The only thing that would make this perfect would be to see a picture of IP, holding his nuts, with the caption "Work This Out, BITCH"

Click...Picture rady for T shirt;))...Whats really gonna be great is when we start sending out Sopena's to members of the adult community...WHAT a can of worms;)))
JohnIP No C and D's Just good $$$$!!

"Like I said....shake the bushes....you never know what falls out.

So is CaveCreek and JoeE.....taking Busty over??

Tell us the REAL story JoeE! :-)))

Webfather
Tue, 17 Jul 2001 07:49:50 - IP: 208.63.244.18 - Post # 3969"
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Well at the moment I'm wondering if someone shook your head too hard...

"JoeE...KK.....carry on! I could care less about the morons and I give you my FULL blessing to take advantage of the situation.

Webfather "
-----------------------

Well Serge this will be one of those times I just keep quiet.

;-}}}

KK Make money on your 404 traffic with ProfitPlantation

Serge,

You are indeed the last good soul on earth
DQ
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Red,
your daily summary is Out Standing....

and not in a field =P
Great job!!!!
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