I don't know any joffa=pikie=showman

so I dunno if I like them or not
spanno

perhaps its your memory thats shot :o)
spanno
***********************

Spanno,
I was only shot twice in my life and never in my head
(I wear bullet proof baseball cap)
and I don't see how me losing left nut could affect my memory!
Serge

Serge,
Now its a Dali!!!

;))
Nick

yer I am coming over to vegas partly for the show but mainly to wash

spanno
*******************

oh really????

don't forget to visit me and John,
we'll give you nice bath and sratch your back a little.

we stay at Room 1351

Serge

spanno,
fair enough...keep annoying me :)

joffa=pikie=showman
Nick

perhaps its your memory thats shot :o)
spanno

You really want another Chagall don't you ?:)
************************

naaahhh,
you can keep it....

what I really want is DALI!!!!!

ah? can you?

are you a CHICKEN????
;-)))
Serge

I dunno where you got the idea I do drugs from serge I don't even smoke

spanno
********************

from your own posts, where else?

I think drugs affected your memory,
you need MORE drugs and Vitamin E comes to mind
;-))
Serge

>> So you don't like joffas huh?Please elaborate more.

what is a joffa ?

>> Did you threaten my kneecaps or did I misread?

no my method of getting paid is just to annoy your ass every time you post on a board

spanno

spanno,
So you don't like joffas huh?
==================================

Oh Dearie, Dearie, me...

We don't like people who don't like Joffas now, do we Nick?


Tony

Brad, got your email, will respond over the weekend.

Also, I think Jettis has an office in West Lake Villiage, maybe them?


Mspice Happy Holidays!

Serge,
You really want another Chagall don't you ?:)

aga,
:)

spanno,
So you don't like joffas huh?Please elaborate more.Did you threaten my kneecaps or did I misread?
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

"There was no card enclose"

You may want to have your sampler guy try a glass of it first.



Monk

Just to announce that we'll suck every dick in America!!!!
Interested ? email at
admin@realindianporn.com

IndianAdultConte Spam Bot Extradinaire!

Brad,

Probably from WebQuest


Cranky

Hey eweebuddy!

meni you pwah miss me some gerls to kiss. i wuv kissing hot gerls and mak them pwegnint.


Gary The Retard

Someone sent me a nice bottle of wine today, from Westlake Village, CA. There was no card enclosed, would like to know who it was from so I can thank them.


Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, Paying WEEKLY

Is Spanno was a quick as me
he could have replied
"yes I only bath on days that start with T, Today, Tomorrow"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sacre Blue, Pierre! What ees zis? Why are you telleeng zees Hamericaines our Secretes Du Nationale? Do you honestlee wish to encountaire unwash-ed Hamericain tooreests in our cafes and deescos attempting to blend een and romance owaire woomen? I have, een my travels encountaired a few smelly Hamericaines and I can attest to their stinkeeness! Must be somezing in ze waters of Hamerica zat makes zem steenk so - an unnaturelle musk - more so zan any Europeein! Ze only way for them to avoid zee smell is to douche constantly!
Jean-Claude

not that I have anything against people that smoke drugs I just choose not to these days unless its a special occasion like I'm visiting amsterdam or something


spanno

I dunno where you got the idea I do drugs from serge I don't even smoke

spanno

yer I am coming over to vegas partly for the show but mainly to wash

spanno

What eez weet you Hameicaines and your stupide bath and shower rituales? I am Lucky Pierre the most greatest loveur in all of zee world and I steenk to high eaven. Zee femmes love zee odeur of a real man who as not bathed for more than ones year! I not honly have zee stank on my hanglo but I am steenky heverywhere. Forget about your soaps and deodorantes my Hamericaines amis au naturel eez zee best for you!

If somtime you wants to you can splash some cologne over your steenk. Zees makes for a nice mixture of odeurs zee ladies I ham fucking tell me.

Au revoir

Pierre
mutt Lucky Pierre

Serge, water in the UK is at a all time low.
Spanno is conserving and only bathing on days that start with T.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

OpranoPlus News:
"The survey results of 1,700 households for the quarter show the following:

- home computers are the most popular means of accessing the internet"

oh really? I thought the most popular means of accessing the internet was with a garage door opener


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hahahahahhaha,
the funniest early morning ICQ comment:
"Spanno, go clean yourself off drugs

Heck just let him take a shower : ) "
;-))))
Serge

With People taking off today for the Holidays I just wanted to take the time to wish ALL of you the Best of Friends and Family during the Holiday season!! I especially want to thank ALL of Insite’s strategic partners and affiliates for their support this year. Insite had another fine year and we will be bringing some key money making innovations to the Adult Web in the coming months.

Don’t forget to Stop by our Insite/Nat Net Booth at Internext # 227 and say hello…AND get your passes to
Our KICK ASS PARTY, Rock the Foundation, on the first night of the show !!

JohnIP Rock the Foundation!

she's my
cousin for god sakes.
****************************

Voodoo,
don't let rumors about "doing cousins" in OK and GA get under your skin, none of us believes it here anyway
;-))
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

Thats just lazy!!!
voodooman Bliad!!!

If I put on a shirt to go out in last night. Then pass out in it in bed. Sleep in it, then go to the gym in it.
Is that gross or smart?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

You know damn well I cannot
do what you ask, she's my
cousin for god sakes. You
want her to recieve a kiss
from you, you'll have to
do it yourself. :-))

Meni,
wave a bottle of Pelligrino
in his face, he'll let you
do whatever you want, just
ask Cleo.
:-))
voodooman Bliad!!!

I'm setting up a donation site
for Mspice
if we get over $400 I'll buy him an xbox
I keep $100.
If we dont' get over $400
I'll buy him Yahtzee
and keep the rest of the money
if we don't get over $10 to buy yahtzee
then I keep the $
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, why the big deal kissing me?
I see you don't hesitate to let me suck your cock
but kissing? whoa, like whoa
thats serious
thats emotions

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Thanks, Voodoo, please give Shannon my kiss, love and everlasting admiration
;-)))
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

Serge,

Shannon just gave me a pic she
took of you in her back yard.

She thought it was a nice
pic for you to use on a
dating service. :-))
Anyways, Im supposed to
give it to you.
voodooman Bliad!!!

speaking of Atlantic City are we ever going to conclusively find out what's up with Donald Trump's hair?
Is it just one long hair a couple thousand feet long wrapped around and around his head a few hundred times?

mutt CCBill In The News Worldwide Baby! Read it here!

Shok...Ocean City most certainly doesn't do commercial flights... :) There is ONLY one international airport in south jersey that accepts commercial flights, that's ACY.
If your talking "commuter" planes or flights you can fly right into Atlantic City municiple airport which is right in AC.
CAM

Jesse,
I'll kiss Meni and let you do experiment with my body if you sign up for:
|
v
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-8244349.html?tag=mn_hd:

The hole could let hackers take control of a PC running XP, says the manager of Microsoft's Security
Response Center. "They might as well be sitting in front of the keyboard



Jesse http://www.centuries.com

Dravyk, theres Ocean City Municiple, but I don't know if they do commercial or not.

Shok Double Payout In a Few Days!!

Food for thought:

Maybe we can save Serge's brain before it is too late:

http://centuries.com/schizo/immortality.html


Jesse

Serge, I'm shaved
kiss me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"Look," the flack told me abruptly, "I'm telling you what you have to do."
************************

hahahhahahaha,
sounds like KK to me!

c'mon, CCBill,
I know that President Bush is not your fearless leader, but still,
what would it take for you to raise on occasion and show some professionalism?
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

Drestin......Theres only one Airport in south jersey to fly into Atlantic City, that is ACY (Atlantic City International)
The only other choices you have are Philadelphia and Newark. Newark is about 2hours drive to AC, Phila is about 45minutes.
CAM

CCBill Mum On Hack

from The Register

"The far more serious question is how some IRC denizen came to possess the admin logins and passwords for servers belonging to so many CCBill clients, and here CCBill has been quite reluctant to talk.

Obviously, this sort of access to Web sites would put the private details and credit card data of millions of porn lovers into the hands of a potentially malicious third party.

I wanted to discuss this particular aspect of the story with CCBill, but was kept on hold for about five minutes and eventually told that I'd have to talk to general manager Tom Fisher, who, conveniently, was in a meeting.

I said Fisher could ring me when his meeting was finished. But then, incredibly, I was told, "No, you have to fax us your questions, and we'll reply with a faxed statement. That's what we're doing with the press."

I was in no mood for this cowardly runaround. "I don't have a fax machine," I replied.

"Well you have access to one, don't you?" the flack replied coyly.

"I don't have time for this bulls**t," I said. Just tell him to ring me when his meeting's over."

"Look," the flack told me abruptly, "I'm telling you what you have to do."

And at that point I quite simply lost it and screamed, "and I'm telling you that if you pull this bulls**t with me, I'll print it!"

And then I hung up.

I never heard back; and unfortunately for CCBill, I believe in keeping my word. "

full story at http://www.opranoplus.com
mutt CCBill Evades The Register's Questions .......story here

Why don't you guys leave that poor bottle of Pellegrino alone? What did it ever do to you? :)

Hey, what's the airport to fly into if I want to go to Atlantic City? I know of ACY, but there's another close by that more airlines fly into. I can't remember the name of it though.
Drestin

Re: "I don't believe in drugs"

I don't believe in God.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. For the G-O-D!

Something from last night:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011220/wr/tech_hack_dc_1.html


KK's comments:
Don't believe what you read in the media
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

naaaahhhh,
I use bottle of Pellegrino up my butt instead,
and that's what I call
"bowel movement"
;-))

you should try it sometime,
it's also good for skin
;-))
Serge

if nick paid up I could make happier posts


>> 1) lit a joint
>> 2) masturbate
>> 3) post.

is this your routine ? you must knock one out about 300 times a day!


spanno

AGA,
thank for this suggestion:


**********
:)
Aga
Fri, 21 Dec 2001 06:01:53 - IP: 195.89.169.194 - Post # 42438
**********
Serge

Then I will no longer be able to spell :(


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Spanno,
I also have small suggestion of how to make "happy posts" on Oprano.

1) lit a joint

2) masturbate

3) post.

following those simple rules will ALWAYS make your posts full of
";-))))"
Serge

Spanno,
LMK when you need one and I'll have one made just for you....
compliments of Nick!

actually, he called me and suggested to replace your present organ with this HiTech gadget, and he'll foot the bill NOW!
;-))

Serge

russian engineering eh

nice
spanno

Spanno,
I use hellium inflated inplant for my penis, I don't believe in drugs
;-)
Serge

Red Sox sold for $700 M. Damn it! We should have pooled our money and renamed the Team - Oprano Sox!


Jesse

l-arginine for your dick

spanno

Spanno,
only brain???

my dick doesn'r function without drugs!

wait 'till you get 1/2 my age
;-))
Serge

try L-Tyrosine its good for your brain
spanno

>> if my Vitamin E memory serves me right

you have to take drugs just to keep your brain working at all






spanno

their counts were better than yours too! ;))
**********************

hahahhaha,
if my Vitamin E memory serves me right,
you got from Nick 3.3 cents per click on my count in CASH and the rest of the spread you are still trying to cover.
;-))))

will you show your ass in Vegas, mate?

we DO need a drink and a bear hugs
;-)))
Serge

:)
Aga

You were paying 3.3 cents raw .. and traffic Inc claimed to pay 5.5 cents Raw.. their counts were better than yours too! ;))

Aga
********************

sure, sure....and what was the end result of 3.3 vs 5.5 ?
;-)))

what is the proverb,
"The dick in the hand is better than pussy in the bush"?
;-)))
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

http://www.inforamp.net/~ally/twas.html


Also even if you've never registere d for the Oprano NFL Pickem Challenge TRY PLAYING THIS WEEK! ALL U GOTTA DO IS PICK SOME GAMES AND YOU CAN WIN $250.00 COURTESY OF MIKE FOLD! XMAS SPENDING CA$H!!!

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool
mutt Twas the Night Before Christmas And All Through Oprano...........read the rest

great could you ask him where my $10k is for me then ?
***************************

Spanno,
is English your native language?

I said I'll gladly do things on HIS behalf, NOT yours!

If you insist,
I can give you a few English lessons and even help you get rid of your funny British accent
;-)))

let's start with:
"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains"
Serge Higgins

True story Serge.. and I still get cease and desists today :) people aint to happy when they wake up and find that there beloved domains have expired and someone has snatched em.. heh.. I even picked up a well known terrorists domain name and sent it to my paysites (Easy mistake to make.. it had a good listing in the engines for "porn" and I thought Hamas was a foriegn word for pussy ;))

I even picked up a bunch of Carlos wtfrc domains when they expired :))

You were paying 3.3 cents raw .. and traffic Inc claimed to pay 5.5 cents Raw.. their counts were better than yours too! ;))

Aga

I think he agreed he'd give it to charity since I didn't think I'd get it out of him anyway but I'm not convinced he ever did








spanno

>> I would gladly do things on Nick's behalf because....
>> Nick, Aga,
>> those guys have NOTHING but my respect and admiration,

great could you ask him where my $10k is for me then ?






spanno

I think its great this is all out in the open so you can put things straight on his behalf
****************************

yeah,
I would gladly do things on Nick's behalf because....
Nick, Aga,
those guys have NOTHING but my respect and admiration,
those guys know the meaning of the word LOYALTY and this is one commodity which is VERY rare not to cherish.
Serge

AGA,
if you don't come to Vegas,
I'll be forced to do the unthinkable.

I'll get drunk, find Meni, shave his head and kiss his forehead and pretend it was you!
;-)))
Serge

yea small print
spanno

hey serge I was only joking, nick's as honest as the day is long everyone knows that :o)
******************************

yes, Nick is honest, he always comes with disclaimer no one else does:

"Don't be surprised to get fucked if you spread your legs and turn your back"

Most will fuck ya without disclaimers,
with Nick you ALWAYS know where you stand.
Serge

Aga,
really????

And how did you manage picking up one domain which came with C & D to me!?...TWICE!!!!!
;-)))

how are you, mate?

For the record:
did you sign up with Traffic Inc because you trusted Netpond or because Nick paid 10+% more than I did?
Serge

hey serge I was only joking, nick's as honest as the day is long everyone knows that :o)
I think its great this is all out in the open so you can put things straight on his behalf







spanno

Quite simple... whilst Webfather was picking up type in domains.. I was busy registering expired domains that came with thousands of hits.. I picked up one domain that brought in over 60,000 uniques a day..

Then I found a russian Search engine spammer that never paid for his domains (Back then you could register names for free and was invoiced for them later) I simply followed him around picking up his discarded domains..

I got 7000 useless domains now LOL
Aga

Spanno,
you are 1 for 1 proving my points...
I bet you can do much better and prove them all,
shoot your shit!
;-)))
Serge

yea that must be it, because in russia you are all a bunch of fucking geniuses


spanno
*****************

you get that right!

Russians sent the first man in Space.

When will Britts sent their first man out there, or you think the Isles populated mostly by "space cadets" just like you are?
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

=hey now I'm ripping off people in non-adult as well!
**************************

this is what YOU were trying to do
(remember traffic you were sending to BestTraffic.com ?)
but unsucessfully....

Spanno, go clean yourself off drugs, you'll see life in the different light ...I hope.
;-)))

Please come back and post the test results that you are drugs free and entertain us with some more "cool stories"
;-)))
Serge

>> taking drugs affected your weak minds tremendously. Cretins like you were the reason behind Great American Revolution.

yea that must be it, because in russia you are all a bunch of fucking geniuses


spanno

=started spamming!
**************************

AGA, please explain this cretin the way you work SE's
this moron still believes the stories about bees and flowers
;-)))
Serge

Kewl, see we are having history lessons today ;)

Anybody know anything about this hosting company? Their prices seem too good to be true,
http://www.datahosters.com/

Is there a god?

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Descrambers Anyone?

=it fucked up, we spent all the money, but had to pay back people that were gonna sue or break my kneecaps
***********************

I heard that people who were trying finding somebody to break kneecaps got very concerned about safety of their own kneecaps
;-)))
Serge

=blame it all on prophet

*****************************

if prophet was so good, how come ScottPB almost sent him to the hospital when prophet tried to pay for dinner he invited ScottPB with credit card which had no more credit and ScottPB ended up paying?
Serge (Click here and get FREE drinks in Vegas!)

Jesse,

I was holding my breath!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Always here.

=decided to start a program off the back of netpond so people would trust it
*************************

another bullshit lie!

AGA and others went for Traffic Inc
because Traffic Inc paid more than anybody
(me included)
Ask AGA next time you have a chance and try taking notes as drugs affected your memory and I don't want you forget what AGA tells you in the morning
;-)))
Serge

=I like to tongue serges asshole
************************************

Prick,
Nick has more money than me nowadays and doesn't have to stick his tongue up ANYBODY's ass,
while you WERE a loser
(yeah, I was getting your traffic, I know what you really worth)
IS a loser and
ALWAYS be one fucking loser and you can quote me on that.
Serge

Spanno,
I don't do it often, but....
taking drugs affected your weak minds tremendously.

Cretins like you were the reason behind Great American Revolution.

Nick didn't steal Netpond,
he bought it when Condom was going titty up,
unable to pay hosting bills to Tom Blanchard who than run National Net

and if it wasn't for Nick,
Netpond even wouldn't be around,
and dead Condom be just another .com which went terrible wrong due to lack of vision and poor management.
Serge

I know people have trouble understanding pikey so let me translate what nick posted:

>> Took over Condom (I commited serious sins in an earlier life)

=stole netpond

>> Serge went on holiday people fucked him then offered his webmasters more money.
>> I declined and stayed with Serge (Why?The Devil I knew,plus the speedos were v.sexy)
>> Then there was a bet along the lines of "I can teach someone to be the biggest broker in the world"Serge picked on me.I assigned it to a convicted pimp.Said fuck this.

=I like to tongue serges asshole

>> Got involved with Traffic Inc.Took incorrect actions,gambled big,relied on incorrect info,

=decided to start a program off the back of netpond so people would trust it

>> had crew of talented people together but they were young.

=blame it all on prophet

>> Lost.Owed over a million.Paid it off. (exception being sean@mach10...reason?He's a total cock.)

=it fucked up, we spent all the money, but had to pay back people that were gonna sue or break my kneecaps

>> Looked at unorthodox ways to make money at this game.Found a few. ;)

=started spamming!

>> Once again probably net more than anyone in the biz :)(non-adult,and nonweb biz is good to us;)
Give it to redlion.Ask him for money He refuses.I talk about his mum.He tells me he has bought something.I say what about me.We both tell tony to shut-the-fuck-up.

=hey now I'm ripping off people in non-adult as well!

>> ah yes The circle of life ;))))

=its just the way of the lucky heather!




spanno

Colin,

I remember Woodys - Last updated 7-1-97

Funny.

BTW - rumors of your death weren't exactly exagerated - remember the time I had to give you mouth to
mouth. You were gone for 3.5 minutes, that time.


Jesse

------
Who runs oprano anyway?
------

Well, No one knows. It is the biggest secret on the Net. There has been a discussion for years,
but NONE of us can figure it out. If you do, please let us know. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER - I HAVE
TO KNOW. ;))


Jesse

Serge

Well I dont know how much wisdom I have but I try!

Shit that post is funny!

Cool I wish I was going to Vegas so I can meet up with some of the people that I know but I have to much work to do. :( I really do need to go away for a bit and have some fun though!

Lucy Van Pelt

Well that wouldnt suprise me in the least thats the way the world is going :) A few big companies that run everything! EVEN Xmas! haha
Jamie ARC

Same people who run Christmas.
*********************************

I watched on History Channel yesterday the history of Xmass.

some interesting facts:

US Congress was in Session on XMas day for 86 years after the Revolution.

Xmas was NOT a big holiday than, as it was tied to British Crown tradition at that time.

Having US calendar short on Holidays, Xmas was brought back, but with a new twist-
GIFT GIVING for Xmas was American Invention which rapidly spread around the world
;-))
Serge

Jamie,
Oprano is run by collective wisdom of webmasters like you.

Everybody brings some "rice" to the Gumbo.

Spammers are dealt with by "SpamBot"TM which has mind of it's own.
(post #42280 was it's latest creation ;-)

The real owners of Oprano are
Mr. Korbin and Mr. Lucifer,
and you'll see plenty of both in Vegas
;_))


Serge

Who runs oprano anyway?
**************************

Same people who run Christmas. A big Eastern Syndicate.
Lucy Van Pelt

Serge,

Well I have know about it for some time but havent posted. Until recently I never really posted on boards. I read them but didnt post. I was to busy trying to get things rolling. Which they are now so thought I would start chatting :)

Who runs oprano anyway?

Jamie

Oprano wasn't discovered. It was always here. The Indians (1) were here first anyway.

1. Yes, I know.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Always here.

Jamie,
when did you discover Oprano?

How?
Serge

something I picked up on non-adult board which impressed the heck out of me:

FWIW I remember a time when:

No one bet the farm on stocks, let alone on a single stock.

Margin was what you allowed for error, not what you used to expose your family to the risk of financial ruin.

Guys were glued to the TV watching sports not CNBC.

Stock advice and analysis was accepted only from people you knew well, liked, respected and spoke with face-to-face not from total strangers who communicate with complete anonymity over the Internet, many of whom spend countless hours insulting each other.

People invested to live not lived to invest.

Stock prices were checked once or twice a week and their movements analyzed even less frequently rather than being available to every investor “real-time” along with a rationale for every tick put forth by some “expert” participants on the associated message boards.

Buying a share in a company gave you the right to sell it if you didn’t like what management was doing, not hold their every action or inaction up for examination 24/7 in a public forum because now you are an “owner” and they “work for you.”

Few if any investors even knew what an IR department did let alone got daily public updates and analysis of every word IR Officers had to say in a phone call or e-mail to other investors.

Who is the Fed Chairman and what happened at the last FOMC meeting were questions that could not be answered by 99.9% of individual investors.

“Pump and Dump” and “Bash and Short” schemes were infrequent, costly and difficult to execute and largely ineffective not widespread and conducted at miniscule cost with the mere click of a mouse.

Remembering the past fondly is a sign of old age so I guess I’m getting old. You all have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year. Regards, Danny
Serge

Serge

haha Thats a common mistake :)

Dam now I wish I used it!!


Jamie