I thought i was supposed to decide which diaper had a chocolate bar instead of real poo.
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The SCARIEST thing about this - is that you still call it 'poo' LOL !!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar ..over 100 sites - 14 new sites just added

http://www.scn.org/~pcwai/diapergame.htm

That is THE funnnrst thing I ever saw!! I just pissed myself laughing at Mr Hanky !!!! :D

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Sadly though, in our first 24 hours together he is already trying to change me
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LadyLaw,
thru my entire life I was taught by parents, teachers, drill seargents, professors:
"Do it my way or do it wrong"

I am a product of my environment,
I just passing the tourch
;-)))
Serge

mutt, you're a strange guy ;))

I also had an "accidental reload" fit during a game of golf ;)))
SykkBoy make more money, afford better hookers

hahahah....i didn't even understand the rules of the Diaper game. I thought i was supposed to decide which diaper had a chocolate bar instead of real poo.


mutt

omg.......i had a 27 score going into the 17th PuttPutt hole, pulling holes in ones outta my ass.......THEN...........arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........and just like i do in real golf i had a temper tantrum when things started falling apart and i didn't finish the game.


mutt

bored?
play this gem of a game:
http://www.scn.org/~pcwai/diapergame.htm

9 days Dravyk? damn, I'd better get my corner staked out soon...
;)))
SykkBoy make some bank for your skank

I now watse my time trying to put a small white ball i a little black hole...
*************
I think mpst men spend all their time trying to get into a hole!

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

>>> Drav, "sweet" I can definitely buy...but you..."innocent"...Never

Amber, I'm honored! :-) You say the nicest things!!

And then there's ....

>>> that's what I have to look forward to? I better start my hooker hunting now ;))

Alrighy, Sykko. I'll remember that when I see you in person in, oh, just about nine days is it? :-))))))

>>> I now waste my time trying to put a small white ball i a little black hole...

It figures, Sykk, that only you would come up with some new sykk way to have interracial sex. :-)))

>>> ended up playing it constantly for the next few days.....watch yourselves!

Shooter, I can see what you mean!

Dravyk adult industry news in your mail box daily

I made the mistake of playing that game a few weeks back and ended up playing it constantly for the next few days.....watch yourselves!

Did end up getting a 21 though :-))))
Shooter

And to think *I* was the "sweet and innocent" guy at Netpond I. Scary huh?! :-)))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
fuck me running...that's what I have to look forward to? I better start my hooker hunting now ;))

goddamn, 49, then a 61?? 61? what the hell was that, then a 43 then a 59...I'm inconsistant as fuck....fuck you ulfie for posting thaat url...LOL now instead of wasting hours on Slingo over at ea.com I now watse my time trying to put a small white ball i a little black hole...
SykkBoy make some bank for your skank

Glad to see you are all working 'sooo' hard lol


Have you done your maths yet???

http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/maths.JPG
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kitty

I meant the original Atari company which produced the first arcade video game, Pong.

The Atari company that made the personal computers you had came along later. Hmmmmmmm.......you still would have been awfully young when the Atari ST puters came out. Those were early 80's.
You had the 520, 1040 STE and STFM's? Sounds like Kitty was spoiled :)
They were about a thousand dollars apiece and that was a long time ago.
I remember those computers. They were great, just really tough to survive against PC's and the Amiga established itself as a graphics computer. Atari never did find an identity tho I know lots of musicians who used those Atari's as a substitute for the more expensive Macs.

mutt

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I'm 5 under par and I'm on the eighth hole and put and the ball goes on the board and I can't put it off the damn thing no matter how hard I hit ti! Just stays on the brown board part!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!


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Drav, "sweet" I can definitely buy...but you..."innocent"...Never

;))

Amber Schwing!

Ah, fourth game charmed. 2 over par on the 17th, and only 7 shots (LOL!) to make it on the 18th for a 44!! That's it, I'm heading for the clubhouse. :-))

Dravyk adult industry news in your mail box daily

Kitty, Atari was before you were born :)
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No it wasn't - I still have my 520, 1040 STE and 1040 STFM - i would have got the falcon only they never
released it in australia.

I have to say Serge has almost been a perfect gentleman thus far.
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You obviously haven't been here that long then !! :P

J/k he is a sweety - when he wants to be! ;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Dear Evil Chris:

So you don't think I'm well suited for this rough and tumble man's world called Oprano :) I have to say Serge has almost been a perfect gentleman thus far. Sadly though, in our first 24 hours together he is already trying to change me (*stop calling me dear*), so we'll have to see what happens. smile

How are you?? Cold up there in Toronto?


LadyLaw Oprano is not my spiritual home??

I can show you how to make a hole in 1 on 18 every time...but it will cost you. ;)

Off to bed now, but cash offers will be processed asap. hahaha


Ulfie

Great link to the Putt-Putt! Shot a 51 first round.. took a few to figure out the putting strength...

;-)

fatbaby

Likewise, Meni. :-)))

Oh that golf is fun *and* a bitch!! I was on my way to a 48 in the third ... until I took 15 swings on the 18th hole! Grrrrr that last one is a killer!!!

Dravyk mature money mature money mature money

Damn.. that golf game is fun... :>))


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Drav, you are fun in small dosages
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

>>> remember, I was the "sweet, innocent" guy at NetPond (2) ...LOL

And to think *I* was the "sweet and innocent" guy at Netpond I. Scary huh?! :-)))

Dravyk Yeah, but do you give away $20G for four stories?? :-)

43 first round
don't need a second

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

My best so far is a 33. #14 is my Waterloo, can't figure that damn hole out.


Ulfie

Shot a 60.

Was doing great till I shot an 11 on the 18th!

LOL, just like real golf!

Mspice Maybe that X-box will get here after all!

forget golf

try this game
http://www.ratatak.com/flash/cricket.php3


Slavdogg

Ulfie, i'm addicted lol

52 the first game, 51 the second


Slavdogg

Ulfie,

Addictive game. 59 the first round, 41 the second round.

#18 is a beeyatch.



Monk

Interesting day here in South Florida.

So much so that it has restored my faith in Christmas, so I dug my list out.

So far I have...

Grimm
Brad Shaw

And I'm just getting started!

"We're going to have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!"

Mspice Maybe that X-box will get here after all!

Dravyk, I'm offended....surely you know me better than that? remember, I was the "sweet, innocent" guy at NetPond...LOL
SykkBoy make more money, afford better hookers

Stallion, other than that, it's good! hehe How the hell are you?

Moose, now I REALLY mean it!!! hehe

Sykk, I see you made copies of Nick's joke book before you left the Pond. Good for you! :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Moose
he probably used the old line "have a little kligon in you? want one?"

that may score the sci-fi chicks, but does not amuse the average streetwalker....
SykkBoy make some bank for your skank

Meni,

--------
I'm getting an xbox rules tatto on my penis
large font
--------

I am getting a tattoo of a larger penis on my penis!

Then I am getting a full body tattoo of Brad Pitt on me. I am bound to get laid after that.

Jesse

Never was into video games but I like this one.

http://www.ratatak.com/flash/putting.php3


Ulfie

LOL Sykk i was thinking the same thing.
Dravyk..why she running from you?


hahaha
Moose

actually it wasn't standing....it was a sit down Pong game.

Frogger..........bloop......bloop bloop......vroooooooooooom vrooooooooooom ......bleep bloop.......... *splash*
mutt

Kitty, Atari was before you were born :)

I remember walking into Pietro's Pizza and there is was standing before me in all it's majestic glory ........... PONG!

blip....................bleep...........blip blip blip...............bleep.........blip...blip.....blip blip blip.........


mutt

Dravyk, that's pretty bad when even a hooker won't take your money...but I guess even crackwhores have some taste ;)))


SykkBoy make some bank for your skank

if there are so many kids in the world, how can Santa bring toys to each house in one night
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Here is the answer:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1422/santa.html

all very mathematically worked out!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Damn you know its a bad day when they wont take your money, huh Dravyk? :-)

How's it going bro?
Stallion

Where is MikeAI? I saw the bottle tossing at the Saints game last night, hope he did not get locked up!
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, paying weekly, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

My bitch for the day ...

Having to fucking chase people down in order to get them to take your mother fucking money!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

... Btw, that is NOT a request for anyone to ask me to give it to them instead! :-) So Sykk, hands in. Serge I don't want no ads, thank you. And Moose, fuck off. :-)))))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Sykk - some advice :
When having phone sex - be careful you don't snap off that antennae !! hehe

Xbox sux - bring back Atari !!!!!


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Deep thoughts from Ulfie....

OK, so I'm watching highlights of the Browns and Saints games and seeing beer bottles flood the field for the 50th time. So I decide to flip the channel and I run across Tom Daschle giving a speech. The only thought that popped into my mind was that if they served beer to the house of representatives visitors we would see a whole lot of people voting with their beer bottles on a lot of nights.

Break into small groups and discuss this among yourselves. ;)


Ulfie

She goes to preschool. She'll be up at 8.
I'll make sure of it.
Jill wants me to stick to "santa is real" story.


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

oh. she's not even in school yet.

tell her she's too smart to believe in Santa. Daddy buys all your presents and don't ever forget it!

mutt

She's 4 1/2
and said, if there are so many kids in the world, how can Santa bring toys to each house in one night


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Morgan is watching TV at 10:30 on a school night? Does she smoke yet?


mutt

Meni
I'll be thinking of you while she removing plaque from beneath my gums.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Cleo, its been a while since I came across a smile like yours
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt, Morgan is hogging the tv
Xbox rules
I'm getting an xbox rules tatto on my penis
large font
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I'm board too Meni

The only thing I have to look forward to tomorrow is having my teeth cleaned.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

you are already bored with your Xbox meni? Not a great endorsement. But possibly you just have a short attention span and should be on Ritalin again.


mutt

yeah, I tired phonesex with Meni, but I got an ear infection...

and got my dick stuck in the little hole in the mouthpiece...
SykkBoy make some bank for your skank

Serge I'm bored

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

That's what I like about this board. Even someone completely mainstream, conservative and average like me fits right in.

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9...
Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge when I see you in Vegas,
am I gay if I hug you?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

HotLipsHooligan,
there is NOTHING to be sorry about...

Oprano board is for
rant,
business,
belly buttons
Meni,
jokes,
sports,
innuendoes,
who fucked whom where when and why
piss
pyth
peace
sports
music
more Meni
sexual innovations (some mistakenly call them perversions ;-)

have FUN!
;-))
Serge

LOL I realized that after I submitted. I felt a rant coming on and it just spilled out... sorry :)~
HotLipsHooligan PhoneSexPays.com

Serge
I give phoine sex to guys on here
Brad, You, Mike, Billy, Sykk, Stallion...
The list goes on and on
But I don't charge you guys
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

HotLipsHooligan,
I hear you

do you know that you are the ONLY person here promoting phone sex?

no competition!
;-)
Serge

Thanx for the warm welcome, Serge.

Not sure if I know who Heather is, but I know all about the burn out. I discovered burn out @ 4 years ago. I stopped doing calls, stuck to just running the biz, and Viola! No more burn out...

Some phone service girls need to learn that the object of the game is not to be the 'head' girl in a pack of cum coachers... but to be the madame and to keep recruiting rookies who are still horny.

:)~
HotLipsHooligan PhoneSexPays.com

Good Day Serge
site was down today?
Meni
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yes, it was, all day.

Snikks the idiot got me pissing yesterday on Netpond and I probably put more URL's during that piss than I had to and traffic from pond just burnt our servers
;-)))

...but no IP's from Nice, France or Turkey
;-0))
Serge

Yes such a shame he has a job now where he actually has to do work!
Kitty
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kitty,
shame on those exploiters of Corvo who failed to see his REAL talents!
;-)))
Serge

You'll burn out here... :-) LOL

Evil Chris
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EC,
we treat ladies well here....
if they feel too hot and start to burn,
MikeAI always offers his hand with the clothes
;-)))
Serge

LadyLaw,
I can't think of anybody else but Nick@Ilynx....
he is the best,
he'll collect from the dead one!
;-))

thanks!

I'll die easier knowing you are on it
;-))
Serge

we has beaten the nearest competitor by 5228 posts, all thanks to him!
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Yes such a shame he has a job now where he actually has to do work!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Good Day Serge
site was down today?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Susanne...
Hey there! My prediction? You'll burn out here... :-) LOL

Evil Chris

Serge...if you croak during this poker game with 4 Kings to 4 Aces, I WILL help Howard disburse your estate. Please specify who you choose to handle collections, in the event of your untimely demise.



LadyLaw But who is Howard?

KItty, thanks for Corvo update,
we surelly missed him,
he helped us win All Boards Competition for November,
we has beaten the nearest competitor by 5228 posts, all thanks to him!
;-))
Serge

HotLips, once again, welcome to the Gumbo!
;-))

you funny
;-)))

we had the girl on the boards before you,
your collegue as a matter of fact, her name was Heather.

She burnt out and started calling everybody names, and they were VERY far from "babes/hon/etc" ;-))

don't burn out, please!
;-))


Serge (Dirty Dollars Niche Sites)

thanks, sweetheart
;-)))

just in case I croak with 4 kings,
will you help Howard disperse my estate?
(if you promise not to hire Dig as "collection Dept", he SUCKS at that! ;-))
Serge

Wow, they let me in again...

Hey Serge, I didn't realize you were talking about my site... When we start in January, the cost to the customer will be $2.99/min. We are working on offering recorded fantasies & datelines for lower rates by Feb. Also, we'll have realtime stats, text & banner ads, and monthly checks.

I'm still working on some other details and I plan to have everything tied up within the next week or two.

Oh, about the "hon" thing... After years of talking to horny men with credit cards, everyone becomes either "hon" or babe".
I could start calling you "Oh God Baby".

I think there may be a niche for the red ant/honey thing. There are always those johns who think anything having to do with their cock is a good idea. I'll have to check my call notes...



HotLipsHooligan PhoneSexPays.com

Morning all!

(actually iy is afternoon here almost lol)
Been busting my ass to finish my work b4 i head off
whatcya all up to ?

Serge = Corvo says Hi !
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Serge! I'll bring my electric paddles in case we have a coronary. Be advised I will not address you as "dear" in the future...I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensibilities.


LadyLaw No more dear...

KK, of course NOT, I hope it's not,
as we sold Python webmasters tickets to have a shot of Dave nekkid in the hotel lobby with me wearing tie...

we sold 250 $50 tickets already
;-)))

Serge

Wild and crazy like he is you think that's going to matter?

;-}}}
KK

You best watch out for Dutch rules if David is playing...

;-}}}
KK
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KK, he warned me about it...
and I told him about our rule-
Dutch Winner leaves the room FULLY nekkid if his winnings exceed $10
;-)))
Serge

..and...
Lady Law,
would you please drop this "dear" thing?

I am ALMOST an Asshole of the year
http://opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml

and this "dear" thing makes me uncomfortable
;-)))
Serge

You best watch out for Dutch rules if David is playing...

;-}}}
KK

I love David from Python
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LadyLaw, please let me remind you that we are not talking STRIP POKER here!

He called me this morning and asked if his credit is good for 50k....

it's gonna be one cut throat game,
I'm bringing my doctor as well, just in case if somebody gets a heart attack beaten with 4 kings against 4 aces
;-))
Serge

Dear Serge:

I love David from Python but haven't had the pleasure of hanging with Dave yet. I'll remember the quarters...smile
LadyLaw I can't wait...

well, I told you that Polish Chocolate Waffle cake awaits you...but you and your girlie figure couldn't take it anymore....

how the hell we gonna stop EZ Dave when he bluffs and throw $12,000 on the pair of dueces?
;_)))

I'm bringing the check book I found 12 years ago in abandonded building just in case, it's good for IOU's
;-)))
Serge

Babyluv,
Santa lettters were the compliments of my ex wife....

JohnIP,
investment in you ex's pays in mystireos ways
;-)))
Serge

NOW you tell me!!

:-))

Webfather

Webfather, you rushed home from dinner because you said you missed the board...
I could have told you everythign what's be posted in the privacy of your car!
;-)))
Serge

Hello All,

I cant really compete with the santa letters but here's a joke for you.It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are
you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no
offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store
opened," countered the prisoner.


Merry Christmas

Luv Babyluv


Babyluv Megaflix: The one stop porn shop for webmasters.

I saw with my own eyes (almost) when Dave threw $10,000 on the craps shoot
;-))
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Actually a little over $12k.

Then CRAPS!



Webfather

I am fed like a hamster....

slow day, market was up,
my weight was up and my attorney prohibits me from taking any more stands on my hemmoroids...

meanwhile...
2 heavy hitters gonna join our poker game on 7th:
David from Python and Dave from EZ Green.

have a few rolls of quarters in your bra just in case,
I saw with my own eyes (almost) when Dave threw $10,000 on the craps shoot
;-))

they are wild and crazy guys
;-))
Serge (Dirty Dollars Niche Sites)

Dear Serge:

Hello! The new legal board is coming up soon...I have to finish the inside text.

How are you?
LadyLaw New Board coming soon

Webfather,
was it good or was it good????
************************************

Yes....very good!

Ok....back to the diet....

And a belated congrats to MikeAI!

Webfather

hi, LadyLaw,
what's cooking?

when are you gonna start new board?
Serge

Serge, Your bad bad Santa letters are brilliant. Ho Ho Ho~


LadyLaw Santa Serge

Webfather,
was it good or was it good????

BTW, so everybody know:
webfather is on the diet, don't feed him,
he is watching his girlie figure!
;-)))
Serge

The hamster has been fed. I am an eye witness!


Webfather

No, Billy has stopped abusing the hamster so things are ok - we had to do a maintenance cycle on the thing to keep the 3l33t h4ck3rz at bay - security issues and whatnot that needed addressing... and multiple reboots... Seems there's never a good time to do it here since people are always posting....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

That was as dumb as my hometown Browns fans tossing bottles at the field!
KB HerbalO 's get you Herbal ho' ho ho's.....
Tue, 18 Dec 2001 09:36:32 - IP: 24.94.24.167 - Post # 41559
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At least when Cleveland fans threw stuff on the field they were actually being screwed by the refs. Those Saints fans didn't have anything to gripe about cause the refs made the right calls.



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