"Did someone forget to feed the hamster?"

Think it is a gerbil and may be in use right now
Ah ha ha ha ha h

Damn right Cleo
Havnt been able to connect to here all day, and now it just took a good 3-4 minutes for it to load.

oprano withdrawls
Moose

Did someone forget to feed the hamster? The board is running super slow.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

PattyCake, this one for you
;-)))



Kiddies letters to Santa.


Dear Santa


I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv > ben a good boy all yeer.


YeR FReND,
BiLLy


Dear Billy,


Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in trash disposal. How about
I send you a f***ing dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm
giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!


P.S. Have your mother start calling you Rain Man!


SANTA
------------------------------


Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!


Love,
Sarah


Dear Sarah,


Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?


Santa
------------------------------


Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas,I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.


Love,


Teddy


Dear Teddy,


What, like your dad's going to quit banging the babysitter like a screen
door in a hurricane? Tell your mom to lose some weight and I'll talk to
your daddy. Let me give you some nice Legos in the meantime and let's see
if you can
build up a family with those.


Santa
------------------------------


Dear Santa,


I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.


Love,


Francis


Dear Francis,


I'll tell you what, I'll send you a round trip ticket to the North Pole so
when you get here I can kick sense into your f***in head. Who names their
kid "Francis " anyway. I bet you're gay. I'll send you the Village People
album instead.


Santa
------------------------------


Dear Santa,


I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I Left carrots for your
reindeer outside the backdoor.


Love,
Susan


Dear Susan,


Milk gives me the sh1ts and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want
to be nice for Santa? Leave me a bottle of Johnnie Walker and someToblerone
and tell your mom to wait up.


Santa
------------------------------


Dear Santa,


What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making Toys?


Your friend,


Thomas


Dear Thomas,


All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of
my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' butts, and losing money at the craps
table. And then one sh1tty day a year, I send toys to all you little
f**kers!


Santa
------------------------------


Dear Santa,


Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
like in the song?


Love,


Jessica


Dear Jessica,


Are you really that stupid? I hope my reindeer crash into your window and
trample your family in their sleep for
having such a stupid child! I'm skipping your house.


Santa
------------------------------
Dearest Santa,


We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home ?


Love,


Marky


Mark,


First of all, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your
ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house you live in a
low-rent apartment complex in Clinton. Third, I can get inside your sh1t
hole just like all the hobos in town do.


I will mail your mom some crack the week before Christmas and she will
leave me a key .


I am sending you food stamps for Christmas


Your friend,
Santa
Serge

Hi Everyone, I just got back from a week's vacation in Cancun (great party), now unfortunately back to work, I am looking for affiliate program software. Does anyone have any suggestions on what is the best to use. I want to start a program and am looking for the most reliable method.

GregP

I am in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with myself!
;-))
***************

How is the sex?




Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge
No Ants, damn I thought you where kinky ;)
*******************

me? kinky???

bullshit!

I am in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















with myself!
;-))

Serge

Serge
No Ants, damn I thought you where kinky ;)

So much for good sales this weekend,

Problems with Electracash Saturday - Monday
Bad news - Electracash has had major technical errors from Saturday through Monday posting the same info 3-6 times per customer. We are working on rectifying it. If you look at details for Sat, Sun, and today you may see instances of this. If you do, be prepared because you may have many duplicate sign ups that are being removed from your stats by the payout team currently..


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I'm not sure what you mean by my numbers hon.. :)
HotLipsHooligan
*************************

1) I had Pilgrim 800 numbers for 5 years,
they pay on the 3rd month and quite good.

2) they charge customer $1, $2, $3 per minute

3) as for "hon",
please call me something other than "sweet"
Cleo posted something about my dick sucked and THAN pouring honey over it before releasing red ants on it,
and I can't even THINK about honey or sweets today...
;-(((

Welcome to Oprano, babes!
;-))
Serge

I'm not sure what you mean by my numbers hon.. :)
HotLipsHooligan
*************************

1) I had Pilgrim 800 numbers for 5 years,
they pay on the 3rd month and quite good.

2) they charge customer $1, $2, $3 per minute

3) as for "hon",
please call me something other than "sweet"
Cleo posted something about my dick sucked and THAN pouring honey over it before releasing red ants on it,
and I can't even THINK about honey or sweets today...
;-(((

Welcome to Oprano, babes!
;-))
Serge

Dear Santa
You know that pic that Serge Posted
well Id just love a set of those for Christmas, well not quite that big.
Erika Ask me for a Threefor

I can only wish about those
Looks as if everyone of those girls hit the every branch on the titty tree
Erika Ask me for a Threefor

Erica,
and now I envision you wearing this T on top of your
http://www.titplaza.net/chelsea_charms/chelsea_charms.htm

;-))))
Serge

Hi Serge,

I'm not familiar with Pilgrim... I check out pilgrim.com and that looks like a company who offers mainly telephone billing solutions and 3rd party billing. I'm not sure what you mean by my numbers hon.. :)
HotLipsHooligan PhoneSexPays.com

I just want to take the time to thank Mike AI and the gang at Oprano for my one and only christmas gift(well im making it my christmas present)its one of those
pretty little baby t's and its such a pretty blue color.
Hugs and Kisses to the gang at Oprano
Erika Ask me for a Threefor

Re: "Saints beat themselves."

Religion and Porn meet again!

What the fuck is up, Grimm?! Long time no talk. We must. Again. Sometime soon.
Colin Vegas .. Vegas .. Vegas ..

I want an honorary degree!

http://home.netscape.com/ex/shak/news/stories/1201/20011218homer.html
Colin Vegas .. Vegas .. Vegas ..

OK guys

What is wrong with the pics on this site?
http://www.titplaza.net/chelsea_charms/chelsea_charms.htm


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I gave myself the word to NEVER date anybody from this industry...
except Voodoo...
*************

But Voodoo does not menstruate. Doesn't that take away form the enjoyment of the relationship? If there are no bad days then how can you enjoy the good days? You need the bitter to enjoy the sweet ;)

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Guess that would be part of the risk of dating within the industry.
*******************************

hahhahahah,
yeah, I rememeber Joee's taking flack for his penis size on the board from one of the "friends"
;-)))

on the day I read it,
I gave myself the word to NEVER date anybody from this industry...
except Voodoo...
;-)))
Serge

I am getting 10-15 spams DAILY for Penis Enlargement..
*************

Maybe someone is tying to tell you something. Guess that would be part of the risk of dating within the industry.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A59911-2001Dec18.html
grimm

serge.. hahaha wow!
grimm

the game last night was very winnable. Stupid play calling and bad execution. Saints beat themselves.
grimm

Grimm,
I am getting 10-15 spams DAILY for Penis Enlargement...
I think by the end of the month my penis will be thye size of fishing rod
;-))
Serge

thats 5, count them 5! spams from

http://www.evidence-eliminator.com/link.shtml?A660860


today.
grimm

HotLipsHooligan,
how are your numbers compared to Pilgrim?
Serge

Hi folks! I'm kind of new to this board... My name is Sara, I own a phone sex service mainly, but I have a few websites as well. That's pretty much it...

I was wondering if any of you could recommend a good merchant service to accept credit cards with (not a 3rd party billing co.). I've used the same service for the last 6 years, but lately their customer service has been a total nightmare.

I've heard of worse services out there, so I'm tying to avoid signing up with one of them.

Thanx :)


HotLipsHooligan PhoneSexPays.com

Click broker, board broker, piss broker.... how do you live with yourself??? ;-)))

bpj
******************

I don't...I mostly rely on the kindness of strangers...

thanks for the lunch, Mayor,
you see!?
;-))
Serge (Dirty Dollars Niche Sites)

Domain Registrar caught stealing
Oh My God These Guys Steal

Sharky - on behalf of the Hirise crew - you're welcome! ;) hope you enjoy the goodies! I hear the oyster&artichoke IS delish!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Oh Damn! I walk into my office this morning and there is a rather large package sitting on my desk. I open it up and find 4 really nice soup/gumbo bowls with the recipe of my favorite Cajun dishes on them! Creole Gumbo, Turile soup, oyster & artichoke soup (crystal will really like this one!), and Crawfish Bisque!



Thanks MikeAI & the hirise crew!

sharky Pimps Up Ho's Down!

Billy - don't you mean the Player Hater Ball?

:-)


sharky Pimps Up Ho's Down!

Hey I lost another game last night : (


Don't forget the Players HATER ;-) Ball is getting close, do you think you are going to get a VIP PASS ? Might want to check with one of the sponsors of the party who are listed on the website or fill out the pass request form...

Tick tick tick.. times running out !!

http://playerhaterball.com/


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Get your PASS to the Player Haters Ball

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My cube-neighbor is the producer of this site -- you can't imagine how many times every day I hear the opening, "Timberrrrr" sound. But the finished product is definitely worth it!
Rox Your favorite (or maybe not - who cares?) Ho Ho Ho...

KB you are correct about the Saints play calling. It was High School play calling.

The Saints are poor running draws, screens, yet we consitently try. We had success throwing the ball vertically, and running the ball on normal plays. But we did not do that enough.

The loss is as much the coaches fault as the players.


Mike AI

Hey :)

First time posting here, but have been reading since the beginning :)

I know there are a lot of wordly webmasters on this board and I wonder if any of you have had any experience with having your NIC Handle/Identity stolen from you, therefore somoeone else now being the admin contact with control of your domain names??

This has happened to me and of course NetSol/Versign are so helpful as usual. It is clear to them the NIC handle is mine because the person who has it know has the wrong initials to be assigned that NIC Handle.

Anyway I am wondering what I can do about this aside from waiting on NetSol's legal department, etc so on.

This is stealing correct?? If I figure out who it actually is anyway. Any advice would be appreciated. One more reason to use Directnic :)
Kacy Get Your FREE Friendspage!

"What I wonder is how do you stop the Rams? -"
----------------

Um, let Hakim carry the ball?
;-}}}
KK only winners here

What I wonder is how do you stop the Rams? - Keep the ball out of their hands? Force turnovers!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Vick...after watching the steelers control the ball for 11+ minutes on 1 drive against the Ravens...they may do just that!
MrCash GO STEELERS!

Watching both the Rams and Steelers this week they look to be the best teams in their conferences

What I wonder is how do you stop the Rams? - Keep the ball out of their hands? Force turnovers!

Can't take away any part of their offensive game, if you do they go to another phase

Martz might beat himself though with all the challenges - is that an attempt to intimidate the refs? - bad info from upstairs?


Vick But then again ....... just make $$$$$

I don't mean to kick a sleeping tiger in the nuts even more....but the Saint's playcalling was atrocious, even embarrassing :-))

That was the first time Carney ever ran with the ball in his entire career!

That was as dumb as my hometown Browns fans tossing bottles at the field!
KB HerbalO 's get you Herbal ho' ho ho's.....

How about them Rams

Evil Chris whooomp!

I agree Dan - that onside kick was STUPID. The fake field goal was even worse... how can you expect a kicker to run for 10 yards???

I am so frustrated I am about to take off and go murder some innocent ducks!
Mike AI

what was up with the trick plays....thats somthing that they(saints)were bitching about last time the play the rams. to me that could have cost them 10 points last nite:(
Not to mention that I really thing that warner is one of the most accurate passers I've ever seen.

how are you kimmy?




dantheman need a dedicated box

Well the Rams didn't look so sharp either but they won so hey...

ARGH.
KK only winners here

Your english may suck.... but you sure know how to do math! ;-)))

ALL BROKERS, regardless of what the broker, even "peace brokers" are full of shit and can't be trusted!
************************************
Click broker, board broker, piss broker.... how do you live with yourself??? ;-)))

bpj

HAHAHA KK... I feel your pain!!! Stop picking them... I am sick. The coaches deserve a lot of the blame, all the penalties - it looked like a preseason game!


Mike AI

Fucking Saints.

Can't win with 'em, don't have enough sense to stop picking them I guess...
KK only winners here

yes, MikeAI, we can....

bpj,
for 50 years prepayment you cna have MikeAI's share and pay me very small brokerage comission
(I am a former click broker, you can trust me! ;-)))
Serge

actually, bpj, we can even go further...
you can pre-pay 20 years in advance (3% anual increase)
and IRS will owe YOU money on March 15th
;-))))
Serge

I don't remember seeing a lower price on my latest invoice! ;-)))
*********************************

darn, John, how could you?????

please send Bill 3 months invoice so he could take deduction on his 2001 taxes!

you don't call 40% as REDUCTION?????
;-)))
Serge

Nothing but a bunch of mind fuckers
**********************

I'm just a fucker, I use my mind for other things...


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I think it is much slower than we've seen in the last 5 years at this time.... no???

I don't remember seeing a lower price on my latest invoice! ;-)))



bpj Just a little pin prick...... there'll be no more aaaahhhhhh!

bpj, it is slow and it's good.

Holidays, shoppings, Vegas ahead of us...

Oprano believes it's TEMPORARY and therefore lowered ad prices again
;-)))
Serge

I'm off for sleep catch you all soon!

;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Oprano Content Board - oh what a feeling!

Mornin Oprano!

Damn... has it been REALLY quiet lately, or what???
Webfather..... the assessment on your board is right on!


bpj Hello...... is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me.... is there anyone at home???

Maybe thats what drove me to register headfucked.com when it dropped the other day :)

The subliminal message that online porn sticks into our minds??..

: )
Rob

Let's bring it to mainstream. lol

I just gve my notice to my #1 mainstream sponsor that I am mad as hell and can't take it anymore.

They ARE the weakest link!

btw.....seems msn in Europe is now offering adult content after midnight.

Webfather

Webfather,
isn't it what this business is all about?
;-))
Serge

Nothing but a bunch of mind fuckers.

:-))

Webfather

This all is just too kinky or boring, not sure which. I'm going to the gym and will be fantasizing about Serge. As I'm jumping up and down on the stairmaster I will imagine it is Serge's balls.



Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

I don't know, Cleo's doesn't sound too bad. I kinda like my dick stuck in warm places ;)

Jesse

"I only got 14 and definatelly I don't stare enough at tits! "
****************

Serge,
I'm very disappointed.
You call yourself a professional.

I lead a very sheltered life here in the cloisters but was able to score 18 out of 20.

I think you have had enough breast viewings in your life to know better. My diagnosis is that
you need another trip to optometrist.
Jersey Girl

Colin,
in cyber world we are living one NEVER knows what is truth and what is lie....

do you want me to make 10 questions
"true or false" quiz for one to test himself?

I'll put the answers on website just to keep me honest.

10 ppoints for right answer,
-10 points for wrong answer
ZERO for "I don't know"

everybody's welcome
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

I believe you when

1) You tell the truth!
2) You lie!

I don't believe you when you tell the truth about a lie.
Colin Vegas. Goddamn!

Cleo,
you proved beyond the reasonable doubt that you are one sick puppy!

do you really need throwing MORE proof???
;-)))
Serge

Jesse,
obviously you never massaged your own feet....

we can modify it with

8) whisper:
"massage my dick, please"

9) yell:
"your hand is too cold, bitch"!

10) smile....


hahhahahahahaha,
that's waht I call REAL webmasters Coffee Board
;-))))
Serge

1) wake up

2) dress up

3) go to the kitchen and make coffee

4) be sure that coffee is VERY HOT

5) come back to bedroom

6) undress

7) get in bed

8) use his dick to stir coffee

9) smile all day




Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Serge,

We could publish that! But, every important rule book has 10 steps (10 commandments ...). So, I say
before we call her a bitch we say, "Massage my feet!" around step 6 or 7.

Jesse

You shared your 1999 salary with me!
**************************

I LIED!!!!!!
hey, I was running click brokerage service, how can YOU believe one single word of ANY broker?????

ALL BROKERS, regardless of what the broker, even "peace brokers" are full of shit and can't be trusted!
Serge

You all have more money than me. I ordered pizza last night and then checked my wallet and check book.
The guy came to the door and I had to give him my dog. My TV was already gone from last Thurs.
chinese food.
Jesse

Hmmm. The bed may be the Ultimate Oasis.
************************

Jesse,
here is my recepie for the ultimate Coffee in Bed for singles experience:


1) wake up

2) dress up

3) go to the kitchen and make coffee

4) come back to bedroom

5) undress

6) get in bed

7) sip the coffee

8) yell:
"It's too fucking cold, bitch"!

9) smile....

Serge

Serge,

You shared your 1999 salary with me!

I know ....

You make more.
Colin $20,000! I live The American Dream!

houses...cars...
when you met me in 1997,
I was driving beaten up station wagon, and JoeE was driving some cool SUV
(I don't recall the model)
but....
I had more MONEY than him!

NEVER judge anybody's bank account based upon their houses, vehicles, toys....

and Silicon Valley "dot cummers" who bought houses for 20 mils at the peak and now can't unload it for 2 mils are PROOF of my suggestion's correctness
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Maybe "big boys" never leave bed?

Drink Coffee in Bed
Read the Internet Paper in bed on laptop
Have sex in ...
Have more sex in ...
Work in bed on said laptop...
Watch Jerry Springer in Bed...
Watch football in bed while GF massages ...
Sleep in bed...

Hmmm. The bed may be the Ultimate Oasis.

;)

Jesse

no, Colin, I have more house,
and house is NOT equates to MONEY.

you are the MATH man, you should KNOW!
;-))
Serge

You still have way more $$$ than me. I've seen your house!

Colin $20,000! I live The American Dream!

Mall shopping i don't like, especially with a woman.
******************************

Mutt,
you are MY kind of a HERO!
;-)))

wanna shop with me?

it takes me about 15 minutes per season and I was doing it last 15 years ago
;-)))
Serge

$20,000 is only $4,000/day!
*********************************

Colin,
I'll be lucky if I can scrape $2000 cash between me and John and that's includes gambling/poker money

I think I'll be charging everything to YOUR room
;-)))

Serge (Dirty Dollars Niche Sites)

Serge,

Coffee sent to the room was $20/pot when I was in Vegas in November.

$20,000 is only $4,000/day!

You know how much coffee I drink.

You do the math!
Colin What will Sykkboy and Dig420 do?!

shopping for what? i love grocery stores.
Mall shopping i don't like, especially with a woman. I've never had one of those dressing room sex experiences.
mutt

mutt
You sound like my kind of man, fast and dirty. BTW, Do you like shopping?


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

yeah....perverts......i'm old fashioned.......suck my dick, give me two and half minutes to poke around and then let's forget the incident ever happened until the next time!


mutt

No argument for me Serge. I'm a totally sick and twisted bitch!!!


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) My ugly wife

Cleo,
our posts crossed, but....
you just made my point even stronger
;-))))
Serge

Mutt,
the more I read the boards, the more I convinced that we are jat a panoptikum of very sick and perverted individuals, which is our strength by the way....

I mwonder if I get any disagreements on this one
;-))))
Serge

does anybody here has some nice stories about flowers and bees?
***********

Serge
I could lay you down in a nice bed of flowers and then I could suck your cock to get it nice and hard and then pour honey all of the hard thing and wait for the bees to cum buzzing, or just the fire ants, whichever cums first.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

not really. I don't enough about the enviromental effects and geo political fallout if we use nukes. The CIA fully funded and unleashed could have prevented this crap. Now at least we know, never again will our guards be down.

BUT if they are insistent in continuing this holy war in Christians and Jews and America and there is one more attack then yes.....NUKE!


mutt

Mutt,
I thought you were a "nukie"?
;-)))
Serge

anything new and weird is good
***********************************

Zhoooooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Serge

Saddam is like salt and pepper - he has to be on everything !
*******************************

The only thing that fucker has to be on is on a way trip to hell, courtesy of the CIA. Time to get back into the assasination business. This freak is shitting his pants because he knows he's next on America's list after Bin Laden so he's trying to get other people killed too.......coward.


mutt Beep Beep! Laying On The Horn -------- Car Sex Survey - Spaniards Are Crazy For it......Swedes Most Daring....click here

Cleo, Kitty,
you and your stories gonna make even bigger impotent out of me!

does anybody here has some nice stories about flowers and bees?

;-)))
Serge

That sounds liek a turn on to me!! anything new and weird is good
- with the exception of colostomy bags :P
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Oprano Content Board - oh what a feeling!

Am I awake?

penile implants
*******************

You have not experienced surreal sex until you have sex with a man who has a third ball that you use to pump up his penis. Then when it is over you be a nice girl and grab the third ball again and go feeling for the release valve.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Jesse,
big boys drink coffee in bed....
isn't it what Colin needs $20,000 in Vegas for?
;-)))
Serge

Morning peoples!

Time to crack another can of wake up juice. I think maybe it's time I move up with the big boys and drink coffee.

Jesse

From CNN.com :

Prisoners taken in eastern Afghanistan said they think bin Laden remains in the mountainous Tora Bora region, but there have also been reports that bin Laden might have escaped into Pakistan.

also I found it interesting to readt tha Saddam Hussein has called a meeting of Arab nations to take place at the Kabaa in "effort to rally Arab support as the United States considers its next move in the war on terrorism."

Saddam is like salt and pepper - he has to be on everything !

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Oprano Content Board - oh what a feeling!

Serge - penile implants I know nothing about - but I'll be willing to try and pick them - just supply photos please!
*************************

hmmmm.....I think Brad with his "gethung" is more qualifyed to do just that
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,
I heard on the news that speculation is that he escaped during the seize fire....

well....I personally don't know if it's good or bad.

Satelite photos may spot him at ANY place we wanna go, he is a good pretense to move against ANY country
we wanna move against in the interests of national security and I wouldn't be surprised rockets flying to where we wouldn't normally sent them.

the future will tell.
Serge

Paul - this is a common problem with digital cameras - as I suggested before you may want to use a macro - it can do the batches for you in no time!

Serge - penile implants I know nothing about - but I'll be willing to try and pick them - just supply photos please!

Bin Laden escaped???
I asked on another board today but to no reply - what happened with him? Last I heard was a few days ago thry had him surrounded in a cave then I heard nothing else?



Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)