Meni, maybe I will e-mail Jay about the Imperial Palace, its not too late to switch rooms?

What did he buy Jenna with her $?

;-)
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Serge, your credit SUCKS.
Money up front, or else I keep my magic mouth closed
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Big Spending? Vivid is at Treasure Island.
So we are.
comprendi?
I know what Jay bought Jenna
what did you buy your chick?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Holy Jettis!!!!

thanks for the lobsters, guys!

This IS very impressive!

Meni,
please serve ALL Jettis guys and girls at Treasure Island and BILL ME!
;-)))

I call it...Gift of Love!
;-)))
Serge

I too was greeted by lobsters from Jettis. Walking them around the office now on a leash! Going to try to teach them to crawl into the pot.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Meni, I figured the big spending Jenna crew would have you at harrah's, glad to see they stepped-up to the plate!
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Spam?
join JennaCash http://www.jennacash.com

spam?
I'll be at the Treasure Island during the convention, offering oral pleasure to men and women, $100 donation at my door
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

AAF? Something about their lead singer's smirk makes me want to smack him upside his head with a barbed wire covered dildo...

speaking of movies...since they made a shit version then gutted it for a PG13 MTV friendly bullshit fluff movie of the "Rollerball" remake, when is someone going to remake the true 70's classic "Slap Shot"? Just watched that movie for like the 100th tuime and still funny as hell...
SykkBoy $1000 singup bonus for new members who join before December 25th, email me for details :)

And holding a can of "Spam"
Vandy

Vandy, can you post some spam?

anybody?
Serge

"What's this I hear about a babydoll t-shirt? Who's in charge of that type of thing? Jesse? Mutt? Mike AI? If you send me one, I'll post a pic of me wearing it :)

And holding a can of "Spam" "

With or without pants on?


Vick Sorry but it was too easy

I loved the song when it first came out, then i guess it didn't move the album so they released smooth criminal with a MTV friendly video, and boom SALES, then they reealize lets do a nice mtv video for movies and sell more records
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,

had to do something to raise the count up on new banners:)))) LOL

sextoyking Our design Portfolio has been updated

New Alien Ant Farm video, "Movies," is GREAT!

Jesse

What's this I hear about a babydoll t-shirt? Who's in charge of that type of thing? Jesse? Mutt? Mike AI? If you send me one, I'll post a pic of me wearing it :)

And holding a can of "Spam"
Vandy

Todd, this is a recreation of the "Evil Meni" character from post 20,343.
"Gee Todd, 7,000 banners, so thats
1 banner, then change color of text, banner 2, then change font style, banner 3, hee hee
so on"
just joking
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Morning all,

just a quick little post to let everyone know that our portfolio has been updated at webinc.com

lots of new websites added, and over 7,000 new banners.

thanks

sextoyking Our design Portfolio has been updated

Sal Monella? isn't the 3rd basemen for the Mets?
ok flashback
ain't that a recreation of the old commercial with Felix and Oscar?
back me up if you are over 29

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

anyway,
I am at yahoo chess,
social lounge #2
everybody welcome
;_))
Serge

I lost a button hole. What do I do?

**********************************

Jesse, write Pope an e-mail that you have proof of your immaculate conception
;-)))
Serge

Meni, if I knew that salmonella would RID of you-
I'd send you that, but knowing you,
you'll probably just get high on it
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Loves and Kisses ;)

One question:

I lost a button hole. What do I do?

Jesse

Wow
I just realized
Serge gave me crabs for the holidays
probably cuz I still send cotac traffic.
Gotta jet, get some RID

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Jesse, Jesse,
you should be cooler than that!

people gonna start talking that your buttons are easier to push than Heather's
;-))
Serge

Serge,

I looked in book 2,356:

How to respond to Ignorance:

"In this section, we discuss how to respond to Ignorant People. Just, nod, tell them that you will not respond to them, and move on..."

Little print on bottom:

"If Serge B, tell him to Fuck Off! In include little smiley faces if you must."

Jesse

I make it to the office, and find 2 of the biggest crawfish I have ever scene in a big box!! I know what I am having for dinner tonight!

Thanks JETTIS!



Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

"I smell a turf war" - Grimm

Maybe Brad can one-up them and make it a Surf & Turf war...

Public thanks to ARS for the super cool giant basket of Godiva goodies... my diet says fuck off...

Diamond Jim Not gonna be in shape for Internext :(

Vandy,

Did you bring a picture of yourself, yet? You show me yours and I'll show you mine?

Jesse

Jesse,
that was VERY good and well thought response and I might add very intelligent!
;-)))

good job!
;-)))

I am glad you checked all your resources to come up wiht this one
;_)))

I am IMPRESSED!
;-)))
Serge

Hi Daddy & gang,
How are you doing today?
Vandy

Serge,
----
ignorance is bliss and ignorant people LOVE to argue, as their IGNORANCE is never lasting fuel of their arguments
----

That's not fair. If I respond to that statement then I am ignorant for responding (arguing). If I don't respond then I have no way of countering your Ignorant statement. Just Fuck Off, Serge ;))))



Jesse

lets not forget
I sold Brad
buymainelobster.com
and
buymainelobsters.com
he just needs to sell lobsters now
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Now Phillipines are so bad, that they don't even let Anthony back
:_))
Serge

Phillipines...I forgot about them.

bad place.
Serge
---------------------------

I spent some time there in the early eighties, very interesting place, back then the only thing that was dangerous was the stds
but much fun
:)))
dantheman m3server.com

looks like jettis is infringing on brad's lobster turf.

I smell a turf war:)

LOL
grimm

did someone mention
Ben Johnson ?


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Phillipines...I forgot about them.

bad place.
Serge

Damn,

I wake up bright and early this morning to be greated by the FedEx man carrying a box that says catution live animals on it. Open it up inside and what do I have, Live Lobsters crawling around, being as thoughtfull as Jettis I even got a pot to cook them in! Damn now that's one classy organization. If you want to eat well, process with Jettis :)

Toolz Good Processing and Good Food Too

Malaysia is not and Indonesea is VERY much not.
___________

Serge this is what I was refering too. I would also include the Philipeans as well. There is a lot of lawlessness out there. Where Americans are prime candidates for being kidnapped or killed.


Mike AI

MikeAI, Asia is not homogenial....

Thailand is safe, Malaysia is not and Indonesea is VERY much not.

Sibirea, with -80F is VERY safe this time of the year
;-)))

...but I'd rather go to Japan or HongKong
;_))
Serge

I would feel much more comfortable going to Turkey then going to some lawless areas such as many places in South America. I would go to Turkey before many places in Asia right now.


Mike AI

Now am at the Offical House of Pith
If I connect to Oprano while at an I.H.O.P.
Would I be at the Offical International House of Pith and Pancakes?




Vick I use public toilets and I piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime sayng how about that heat .. I'm an Asshole

Your argument about "I have been to Turkey so I can tell you a thing or two..." You have also been in some
vagina in your life, but you can't tell me anything about the anatomy of a woman. ;)
*************************

Jesse
wrong again...I was taught by Dr.Birbrair to find G-Spot with my eyes closed
;-)))

LMK if you need me teaching you how to reach it even if you find yourself in the other hole
;-)))

measuring the world by using your own "yard stick" might be dangerous for assesments
;-)))
Serge

No, I won't go to any country that is more than 50% Muslim (Right now). Whether is causational or
correlational, those countries bad for fair skinned Americans. Including Turkey (Which I can name many countries that are stronger allies.
**********************

Jesse,
ignorance is bliss and ignorant people LOVE to argue, as their IGNORANCE is never lasting fuel of their arguments
Serge

Edd
Now my day will be much better knowing that Oprano has a title.



Cleo (I DO roots...)

wow,
That whole discussion on which sport has the best atheletes lasted awhile, didn't it? ;)

Good job guys on the xmas songs. Its hard to say "Bah, Humbug" to that.
JimW SIC Cash v4 - 50 sites - Get 100% of exit traffic on new sites

The Sun never sets on Insite. No, we haven't opened a Japanese office. We've stopped the Earth. News at 11. Don't worry, the clocks still work!
Colin Start Here!

yeah i just looked at that title bar..
sweet as !

:)))
Kitty and so to bed...

Heya kiddies!

Hope you are all having fuf!
It's 3am here and I need my beauty sleep - so I'll see you all in a couple of hours.
be naughty.. :)
Kitty and so to bed...

Wow Ed.. great idea on the status bar text!
Stan

Cleo - Look closely at your titlebar... then reload... ;)

I should switch back to my old tag that said "Sneaky Ninja Webmaster"!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

thats it, thanks moose

thinking of getting one for my gf
dantheman m3server.com

I would like to express the personal thanks to TheEnforcer who got $3000 check from us by mistake and alerted me of our mistake,
TheEnforcer, I'll do business with you at ANY time, mano,
let's hook in Vegas
Serge

dantheman

http://www.chiminea.com

these?
Moose Go!

serge i enjoyed that radio piece:)

basketball gets my vote for total athletism(sp)

quick question. what are those outside fireplaces called? sorta looks like a large pottery
dantheman m3server.com

Edd
Why not give the Oprano pages a title while you are giving them javascript?


Cleo (I DO roots...) Thinking of something to put here...

It's just the idiots that fly planes into buildings that I worry about...



Cleo (I DO roots...) Bite me

Cleo and cj - the statusbar text thing snuck its way into Oprano yesterday - just trying to keep you kids on your toes!

Mutt - that has to be the most twisted xmas thing I've heard in a while... bizarro!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

99% the world are idiots, the other 1% are people clever enough to take advantage of them.



borrowed
lol
Moose

We have to have some non idiots or how would we identify the rest.


Cleo (I DO roots...) <-- Roots are done, now what?

Cleo,
Agree on first and only partially on the second
;-))
Serge

Just about everyone in this world IS a prostitute, but not everyone is an idiot.


Cleo (I DO roots...) ÊStarving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender

haha That is definately a good come back.


Stallion

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
> > a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
> US
> > Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
> > visiting his military installation.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
> > teach these young boys when they visit your base?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
> > archery, and shooting.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
> > rifle range.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
> > activity to be teaching children?
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
> > discipline before they even touch a firearm.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
> > killers.
> >
> > GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not
> > one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over
> > America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine

Serge

'Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer'
--

on oz, its kevin bloody wilson singing 'hey santa clause you cunt, where's me fuckin bike'

:-)))

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Mutt,

I can't believe how long it took me to find this, but....

"Well, we have received (11/01) excellent intelligence that Haim is, indeed, Jewish and his mother was, in fact, born in Israel."

Good morning Opranoids, and yes even the Jews!

LOL, kidding of course. Well not about the Jews, I mean I ummmm... Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!

Mspice I'll never reveal my sources!

mutt,
Around my place, we know it's Christmas when we start hearing Ray Stevens' 'Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer'.:-)
Torone

how long has that javascript rotating text been on the status bar?!
*****************
I didn't notice it until you said something. I've had one in the status bar of my Link Lists for a long time, but the one that I really like is the one the Anne Marie uses on her sites, like this one,
http://www.pussyfuckfiles.com/submit.htm

Cleo (I DO roots...)

how long has that javascript rotating text been on the status bar?! it looks cool!!

it got stuck for a second on my pc on 'they will come' LOL

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Well it's starting to feel a bit Christmasy finally. Each day I will have a new holiday musical selection for your dining and dancing pleasure on JukePlus, the official jukebox of Oprano.

I thought I'd start it off with a Yuletide classic by a man whose name is synomous with Christmas, none other than Tiny Tim. This song was written I believe in the early 80's. The world was changing fast, a little faster than Tiny could keep up with. AIDS had just come into the national consciousness and Tiny Tim put this song to vinyl. Tiny Tim was a gentle kook. He didn't understand that the disease at that time was a death sentence. At least that's what I have heard.

So please pour yourself some egg nog, gather round the fireplace and have a listen to Tiny Tim's now classic holiday song, "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year".

http://www.opranoplus.com/xmasmusic.html


mutt Enjoy Some Festive Christmas Music To Start Your Day!

Sunrise ...
Colin TGP2 Bucks

I do like older men- but those guys would probably look all fucked up!

ever noticed how child stars look so damn old so young??


Kitty

hey! I thought u said u liked older men. Corey Haim would be in his young thirties I think.
He was a decent actor. 'Lost Boys' was great. And 'Lucas' was a totally overlooked teen film.

Corey Feldman was a bad influence on him I bet. Man that guy gave me the creeps. Especially when he was in his Michael Jackson phase in that movie Dream A Little Dream.

Corey Haim? Jew, Not A Jew?

Andre Agassi is not Arab. He's Greek I think. Same with Pete Samprass.
mutt

Corey haim was so sexy when I was a little girl - I'd hate to se him now.
Kitty

moose,

Corey Haim! Grew up in the same neighborhood.

Nicole Egert......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mutt

right Alex.....how could i forget JD ......er.....John Roberts, the heir apparent to Dan Rather.

The original MuchMusic VJ and host of The New Music. What a great show, their archives are priceless.

I'm surprised the tabloid TV shows haven't dug up some of JD at his rock n roll best. He had the long hair and the look, but he always looked like too much the pretty boy.

Yup, American broadcasters raid Canada all the time for talent. I've always wanted to bang Wendy Mesley hard. Peter Mansbridge was offered the CBS Morning Show but turned it down to remain Canada's Peter Jennings :)


mutt

Sykk! Sykk! Fuck off Moose? Do I have that right? :-)

Other Canadians include most of your national news talking heads. Canadians do a neutral accent better than any america can.

John Roberts from CBS use to be known as JD Roberts, Much Music VJ... hosted the headbangers ball.

Every time I see him in the whitehouse, asking the president questions, I expect him to break into a motorhead song... :-)

Alex
RawAlex Umm, links

mutt you forgot that Cory kid from Lost Boys haha. I saw him on true hollywood story the other day andhe was all strung out on prescripts
Moose

*******************************
FAMOUS HOSERS I FORGOT
*******************************
Alex Trebek,Jacques Villeneuve, Gilles Villeneuve,Paul Tracy,Greg Moore,Joe Shuster(creator of Superman),Todd Macfarlane(Spawn),Raffi,Jason Priestly,Leslie Nielsen, James Naismith(invented basketball),
Rick Moranis, Sarah McLaughlin,Marshal McLuhan, Mordecai Richler,Howie Mandel,Robert MacNeil(MacNeil Leher),KD Lang, Ivan Reitman,IMAX,William Gibson, Douglas Coupland(Generation X),James Doohan(Scotty),Leonard Cohen,James Cameron,Raymond Burr, The Band,Bachman Turner Overdrive(doh),Paul Anka,Dan Ackroyd,Trivial Pursuit,Banting and Best(inventors of insulin),Alexander Grahma Bell(sorta),NORM MACDONALD,William Shatner,Brendan Fraser,KIDS IN THE HALL, Dave Foley,
PHIL HARTMAN AND TROY MCCLURE,Mathew Perry

Neve Campbell,Jill Henessey,Jennifer Tilley

The Hart Family the First Family of Rasslin, Brett and Owen, Chris Jericho, Trish Stratus

David Cronenberg


mutt

as it should be Dravyk....Y2J has paid his dues...but I can't help but mark out for the Vandaminator...any match featuring Van Dam and Jericho will play endlessly in my VCR, they had a classic match in ECW....60 minute match that was exhausting just to watch...

heheheh, now you wnet and done it Dravyk...ggot me talking about wrestling, Vick will be back soon and of course TheEnforcer will poke his head out, then Serge will wake up in the morning bitching about wrestling talk....let the record show it was Dravyk's fault ;))))


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Moose, hehehehe!!

Actually, Sykk, it's because Y2J is undisputed champion. :-))

>>> how could i forget? Shannon Tweed. Linda Evangelista. Natasha Henstridge.

Mutt, yummmm! :-P

Dravyk Everyone else makes money here! Why not you?

nah Moose, Dravyk's just pissed that the latest Star Trek series is in repeats during the holidays ;)))

speaking of which, has anyone sen the new Comedy Central Show "Beat The Geeks" The Star Trek geek looks like he has a constant chunk of tobacco in his mouth...and I think I could kick that movie geek's ass...
SykkBoy are you making bank?

how could i forget? Shannon Tweed.
Linda Evangelista. Natasha Henstridge.


mutt

Canadians besides hockey players?

The Canadian Showbiz Mafia

Music
******
Neil Young - The Godfather
RUSH, Geddy, Alex, and Neal
The DeFranco Family :)
Alanis Morrissette
Tragically Hip
Cowboy Junkies
Joni Mitchell
Anne Murray
Celine Dion
Guess Who
Shania Twain
Barenaked Ladies
Gordon Lightfoot
David Clayton Thomas and Blood,Sweat and Tears
Maynard Ferguson
Oscar Peterson
Robert Goulet
Loverboy
Gino Vanelli
Corey Hart
Triumph

Actors and Actresses
********************
Mary Pickford
Glenn Ford(?)
Michael J. Fox
Pamela Anderson Lee
Donald Sutherland
Margot Kidder
Genvieve Bujold mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Keannu Reeves
Terri Hatcher
Jenny Jones
Morley Safer
Kiefer Sutherland
Christopher Plummer
Peter Jennings
Arthure Kent the Scud Stud
Peter North
Buck Adams
Amber Lynn
Alexandra Quinn
Alan Thicke
Lorne Greene

FUNNY PEOPLE
************
Jim Carrey
John Candy
Eugene Levy
Martin Short
Rich Little
Gilda Radner(?)
Mike Myers
Tom Greene
Paul Shaffer
Joe Flaherty
Catherine O'Hara

NON HOCKEY PLAYER ATHLETES
**************************
Lennox Lewis
Ben Johnson
Donovan Bailey
Steve Nash
hehehe.......
um........hmmmmmm....


anyhow not a bad list for country of 30 million, i missed some i'm sure.





mutt

Damn..now Dravyk to?

The cult of "Fuck off moose" is spreading.

;-)))
Moose

Three words for ya, Sykk: Fuck off, Moose! :-)))))

Dravyk

Dravyk, if I gotta tell ya, you don't need to know ;)))


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Sykk?! What are you saying? :-)))

Dravyk

"don't forget Bryan Adams...and that bitch Anne Murray too"

or Nana Muscuri (sp?), or even the Irish Rovers.......
Robert

Knowing you, that means you like me ;))
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Peaches, yup...wedding proposal is in the email ;)))
you know I can';t resist that damn southern accent...

Dravyk? you're burying yourself even further now..I mean, come on...RawAlex? :))))


SykkBoy are you making bank?

>>> You can thank Canada for such greats as Pam Anderson, Alan Thicke, mutt, and Monk.

And let's not forget William Shatner, Michael J. Fox and Raw Alex. :-)

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Peaches, you disturb me sometimes...just so ya know ;)))

********************************

Knowing you, that means you like me ;))


Peaches

...and Monk, don't forget Bryan Adams...and that bith Anne Murray too ;))))

Peaches, you disturb me sometimes...just so ya know ;)))
SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Congrats to Mike and the Chickenheads for yet another victory!

Mutt and Lisa - the status bar stuff is new today - just some more coolness to keep everyone on their toes.... If I could just figure out a way to make it clickable Serge is ready to sell it as Advertising Space!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I don't know if they're more athletic, in better shape, or genetically superior ;) but personally, I could watch soccer players all day long just to stare at their legs :)

As long as they aren't biting each other in the crotch......
Peaches

try to hit the board after 20 pints of beer!!
***************
I dunno - i seem to find 20 pints of guinness always helps my hands stop shaking! lol
kitty
Thu, 13 Dec 2001 06:29:47 - IP: 144.137.140.65 - Post # 40786 .
-------------
yeah....because you may be flat on your back....half unconscious!!
smithy

"I think it started on the hit MTV gameshow "Remote Control" with "Live, Dead Or Canadian""

Probably that fucking Carson Daly character.

You can thank Canada for such greats as Pam Anderson, Alan Thicke, mutt, and Monk.

Monk

Sykk, Dead or Canadian ... is there a difference? :-))))

(ducking and running as hockey pucks zoom towards my head!)

Dravyk All Of 'Em

actually Monk, I think it started on the hit MTV gameshow "Remote Control" with "Live, Dead Or Canadian"


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Grimm - actually think you are a Lesbian trapped in a man's body


Vick I met my be bop baby at the union hall ..........

I see mutt is in fine form tonight.

"let's play the game that started it all "Jew, Not A Jew"."

...wasn't "hair piece, not a hair piece" the original??

Monk