i noticed that today too Lisa. I didn't know if it had been there for a long time and I just hadn't noticed it before. Ed must have done it. It's cool.
mutt

Very cool java in the status bar. That your work mutt? :))

Tis very snazzy indeed.
Lisa WTF is Biofen?

mutt i am an amateur gynocologist:)
grimm

pro jockeys? where are the amateur jockeys?

The guys who sit in the buggies behind the harness horses are quite the athletes. I think they have movies playing inside the buggy.
mutt

I would vote for football players being the best overall athletes.

Marshall Faulk, etc.
grimm

Martin Short and Harry Shearer on SNL doing the male synchronized swimming. classic.
mutt

"BUT there has been an influx of great black athletes coming from Latin America whose first love is still baseball. "
----------------------

Actually I think there's been an influx of great Latin American athletes coming from Latin America.


KK

she ignored me. She left calling Jesse 'Daddy'. On good terms. She will be back I think. She understands why the Spambot turned on her in such a vicious way.

Seems like a cool girl. Get an Oprano Babydoll T ready to go :)

I missed her original spam, what program is she working for?


mutt

I'm looking for others that feel they were scammed by any of the following companies:

Python Communications
Communication Management Group
Naughty Mail

(BTW - all the same company)

The list is growing and a class action suit appears to be a probability at this time.

Criminal charges are also being entertained by our council at this time.

This is big boys and girls :-)))

Anyhow, email me at bubba@makingbank.com and I will make sure it gets to the right people...

Brent - I'm after you buddy!!!
Bubba Making Bank?

Best Atheletes are on my softball team!!! WE won again! 8-3 !! :-) hahaha


Actually I have to go best over all atheletes are Basketball Players. They have to use all skills, running, jumping, hand eye coordination, team work, brains, etc....
Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

i always thought male synchronised swimmers were best athletes in the world


Slavdogg software bucks

So no pictures of Vandy???

Mutt, Jesse did you scare her off??
Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

I've been told that pro jockeys are great athletes, but I don't know how. And, I've also been told that goalies in hockey are quite athletic.

I think guys that sit at home and wank off to porn are the best athletes, though. It takes conditioning, stamina... :-))

Lord Baltimore XXX for YouYouYou

"It is unanimous that the best all round athletes in the world today are in the NBA"

Motocross riders are.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

try to hit the board after 20 pints of beer!!
***************
I dunno - i seem to find 20 pints of guinness always helps my hands stop shaking! lol
kitty

And I already know ...
Monday January 7, 2002
Ravens vs. Vikings
Same night as Gameworks party
Last game of the NFL regular season



Vick Not Uncle Ben's Converted Rice.... But Vick's Perverted ........

MSpice I will be one of those sleep deprived people watching the Steelers-Browns game somewhere in Vegas. You lose your Steeler fan status if you miss one. It's in the handbook, honest. ;)


Ulfie

Nick,

I have to give you a couple points on that one. (below) And yes, we do see quite a few open wheel drivers make stops (or stay) in NASCAR

#1. Although NASCAR has had a couple of exceptionally bad years for injuries and deaths, Formula One is without question the most dangerous of the motor sports.

#2. I have seen Schumacher do some absolutely amazing things with a race car.

Mspice #3 gone but never forgotten

I think that those darts players that you see in British pub championships are elite athletes....they have to carry a lot of extra weight and try to hit the board after 20 pints of beer!!
smithy

MSpice,
What do you call a failed Formula1 Driver?

A Nascar star!!!


ahahahahahahhaha

(See what I mean,Mr.Cash ;)
Nick

Evening all. Although I'm not all that much of sports fan, it is certainly a universal topic.

Every January at Internext I still get a kick out of seeing 20+ severely hung over Webmasters in a Vegas sports book at 9:30 AM (many of them still up from the night before) because the east coast games are starting. Now that's dedication!!!

And I do want to thank Brother Vick for mentioning race care drivers.

170 - 200 mph for 3+ hours, inside a car that's 140 degrees, trying to constantly turn a 2,400 pound car left that would rather go straight into a concrete wall!

Nothing against the other sports, but I've been watching NASCAR for 30 years, and some of those guys, (yes even Jeff Gordon) are the shit!

We miss you Dale ;)

Mspice Daytona in Feb, Who's Coming With Me??

MrCash wrote - "Nick! I tried not to go there!

The "selective breeding" theory always opens up a HUGE can of worms!"
.............................

One of the advantages of being known as amoral is the abilty to speak ones mind.

;))
Nick

Go to the other side of the world, and people decide to get married. Katie and Mike, congrats!

As for a bachelor party, well, hasn't that been ongoing for the last 5 or so years? :-)

Athletes: "genetically superior" is a very slippery thing. Certainly a minefield of misunderstanding and stereotyping, if you ask me.

Alex
RawAlex FPAL

Hey all - what's been happening>
I been outta the loop all week what with my drives dying and being ill..
so tell me what's goin on - i gotta get the juice!


kitty Opranocontent.... read this board or I'll kick your nuts!!!

Perhaps the "breeding books" of Jefferson and Washington might be helpful in explaination of why;)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Nick! I tried not to go there!

The "selective breeding" theory always opens up a HUGE can of worms!
MrCash Want signups?! WE DELIVER!

mutt,jesse,

Well #1 wrestlers (pros) are not atheletes.They are wannabe actors ;)

I'm 5'9"...so the nba wasn't a good choice for me or other vertically challenged (ie non circus freaks). ;)

Size doe not make a good athelete.(it really doesn't ;)

BTW I agree that black atheletes have more fast twitch muscles.

Perhaps the "breeding books" of Jefferson and Washington might be helpful in explaination of why;)
Nick

I guess triathletes are #1, ahead of NBA jocks.

Actually, the NBA is a lot of sprinting. But there are time outs and play stoppages. Plus, for anyone other than MJ you'll have a sub come in once in a while.

Lord Baltimore XXX for YouYouYou

Nick

we aren't talking about which sport calls for the most talented all round athlete. hmmmmmm.....maybe we are. But the best athletes now go to the NBA instead of into the boxing ring.
Size is also involved here. Pound for pound we might have a whole other debate who's best. Maybe it's some form of martial arts or something.

At one time heavyweight prize fighting was the pinnacle of sports.

mutt

Nickatilynx,

Pro wrestlers have less body fat than anyone. I knew guys that would go jackoff right before weight in.
They would dehydrate themselves and get down to like 1% body fat.


okay I really gotta go

Jesse

mutt wrote - "It is unanimous that the best all round athletes in the world today are in the NBA."

Anyone spoke to any boxing writers?

A boxer has less body fat,and the best balance of aerobic and strength conditioning.Bar none.

Ok they also suffer braindamage...but well,you can't have everything. ;)


Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Ulfie,

Absolutely! ;)))


Jesse

Yeah, Tennis is my sport - we'll have to play!

Vick, I see your point. But, I can place most athletes from one sport and they wouldn't be able to do
anything in another sport. Pro wrestlers wouldn't be able to do anything on the soccer field, or
tennis, or running, swimming, etc. But, most wrestlers are good athletes. I would argue that professional wrestlers are better athletes though.

Gotta go watch Survivor.

Later guys and lurking women.




Jesse

you are right Jim......it is economic. But blacks make up the American underclass and genetically they are superior to the average white kid.
The politically corrrect Nazis go nuts when u talk about this stuff but that's ridiculous, facts are fact. They chased Jimmy the Greek off TV and into his grave because he spoke about the genetic superiority of the black athlete. And even though it sounded crass when he said it, it did have a basis in fact, slave traders picked the finest physical specimens they could find, slave owners bred their finest male and female slaves.

I have a friend who got into a major fight over blacks playing hockey. He swore that there is a difference in the structure of the ankle that makes it very hard for a black to skate well. He did produce some sorta evidence. I don't believe it but it might be possible.
Look at Debbie THomas the figure skater. And there are some black hockey players now.

Black people have more of what they call 'fast twitch' muscle fiber.
mutt

If we're talking sports, I preferr http://www.rollerball.com/

UNLEASH THE FURY!!!

PS - Winona, it's ok baby - come on over to Edd's place - He'll make it ALL better for you....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Jesse, admit it, you looked that up on espn.com. I like FU better. ;)


Ulfie

Speaking of Black Males....
I'm am hung like a black she-male.....
I used to play with my balls but I quit when I realized I wasn't going to be able to go to the Playerhaterball!

Also my booger picking site is making people serious money...
the 150% partnership will be opening soon.....

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Vick, you talked me into it. Pro wrestlers are the best athletes. And, The Rock should be our next President.

Lord Baltimore XXX for YouYouYou

I think tennis players are great athletes. Although, about 20 years ago this was more true than now.

I play a lot of tennis. I couldn't imagine playing five sets against Agassi at the French. I'd be puking all over the place.

Lord Baltimore XXX for YouYouYou

My argument behind pro wrestlers being the best athletes in the world ......
What pro wrestlers do is incredibly demanding
Strength, Agility, Speed, Leaping ability, Coordination, Improvisational ability, Extreme durability and resilience plus intelligence are all needed
They perform every night of the year, no off season. Not to mention acting ability
Try this for a test
Take a top pro wrestler of the modern era HHH for example and put him another athletic endeavor ... say basketball
Can he do it ... yes, with the best in the NBA ... No
Take a top NBA star and put them in the ring .. say Coby Bryant
He would not cut it and look terrible trying -
The Basketball player would be worse at pro wrestling than the Wrestler would be at basketball


Vick Not Uncle Ben's Converted Rice.... But Vick's Perverted ........

mutt - nods on the Hockey. Blacks would RULE hockey if they had the chance ;))


Jesse

Mutt! See, we cross posted!
MrCash Want signups?! WE DELIVER!

mutt makes the best point I have heard here all night. The black male on average has larger glutius
maximus muscles, thus providing greated speed, stamina, and strength. All one has to do is look
at long distance runners - dominated by black africans; football - dominated by black
americans; and track and field.

Very good mutt!

;))) (Ya know I have to put these there just to make it seem like I am teasing)

Jesse

Hoops has been the sport of choice in the black community for the past 20 years.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mutt, I beleive that is an urban vs. suburb type of thing.

A large percentage of lower income urbanites choose basketball because it is much cheaper to go to the store and buy a 10 dollar basketball
and go to the playground for free than it is to shell out a few grand for good hockey or football equipment.

So I don't think it is just an african- american thing.

more like economics =)
MrCash Want signups?! WE DELIVER!

Hockey players are fantastic athletes. But the sport is played by so few people, almost no black kids play hockey, that it's tough to put a hockey player up there with a Michael Jordan. Sorta like baseball before Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier. Plus hockey is so expensive that probably 95% of the best young athletes never even have a chance to try the sport out.


mutt

Jesse,

I have read and heard a ton of experts talk about this issue. It is unanimous that the best all round athletes in the world today are in the NBA.

It does make sense. The African American male is the greatest raw athlete in the world - speed, strength, leaping etc
Hoops has been the sport of choice in the black community for the past 20 years. Those kids above all want to be NBA stars, be like Mike and Magic. They know that the NFL player has a shorter career and makes less money than an NBA superstar.
Baseball has been hurt the most by a declining popularity among black kids. BUT there has been an influx of great black athletes coming from Latin America whose first love is still baseball.

Willie Mays would have probably been an NBA star if had been born 25 years later.

NFL would come next I think. Most NFL and NBA players played both sports in high school plus alot of them baseball too.

Sport hurt most has been boxing. That used to be the Number 1 dream of a kid in the ghetto, to become heavyweight champion of the world. Ali today would have become an NFL or NBA star.
mutt

Disagree - pro wrestlers are the best athletes in the world
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Did anyone mention HOCKEY?!?!

unless you played...you wouldn't understand
MrCash Want signups?! WE DELIVER!

Vick.

If you look at hand to eye - then you really have to consider Nintendo Players.

:)))

Jesse

Slav,

Yeah, they didn't tell me that was one of the side effects of taking SO much Viagra.

Ulfie - Fuamatu-Ma'afala - co'mon don't wimp out - Use the entire name!!! ;( on Bus

Jesse

If you look at Hand to Eye you have to consider .... Race Car Drivers


Bettis said today he was playing but looks like Cowher said different
http://www.nfl.com/ce/multi/0,3783,4684977,00.html

Personally would rather see Bettis break Payton's record than smith

Ulfie - with you about Basketball

Vick Not Converted .... But Perverted

>> the Chineese do have ICBMs
yup


http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00665.htm
hey ugly, you aged fast :)


Slavdogg

Basketball has to be the dullest sport ever invented. dribble, dribble, dribble, shoot, score. dribble, dribble, dribble, shoot, score. dribble, dribble, dribble, shoot, score. dribble, dribble, dribble, shoot, score. dribble, dribble, dribble, shoot, score.

BORING!

Now Steelers vs. Ravens, that's entertainment. Just to give you Ravens fans a little hope, doesn't like like the bus will play. You'll get FU instead. How's that for a nickname. haha


Ulfie

Vick,

I'm a little depressed Bettis is doubtful for Sunday.

-----

Seriously - I think that soccer players are definitely in the top 3. But, we need to define the
parameters of what is the "best" athlete. Best cardio? Best combination of strength and
stamina? etc.

Jesse

Best Athletes:

Basketballers from the 1-3 positions are. A lot of NBA centers can barely run down the floor.

My choice for best athletes are soccer players.

Lord Baltimore XXX pics

it's a hard thing to quantify, best athlete. But for my money the world's best athlete would be the ultimate 5 tool athlete - John Daly the golfer - 5 tools - hitting a golf ball really far, riding in the cart, drinking, smoking and eating.

Jordan isn't much of a golfer and he doesn't drink or smoke as far as i know.
mutt

Best Athletes:

Pro Bowlers! That's right, pro bowlers. Second, professional clam shuckers. Third, Billiards players.

Jesse

shit - her post got in before mine - I knew she couldn't leave - Bye Vandy - my sweetie.


Jesse

JimW
"the best athletes in the world "

Disagree - pro wrestlers are the best athletes in the world
The stuff they do is insane and they do it every night year round
;-)

Vick Not Converted .... But Perverted

If we keep talking about her for a few more posts she won't be able to handle it - she is dying just to make one more post - aren't you Vandy?

Here is a picture of me Vandy -
http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00665.htm

Jesse

My new daddy Jesse,
So sorry to leave you but I got an hour drive home thru the snow. Glad we could begin to kiss -n- make up before I left though. Gotta love that make-up action!

So you wanna sell me some traffic now? Just fucking kidding dude....Catch you later :)
Vandy

Brad's getting a new pinto?

Vick, the best athletes in the world are basketball players - not a knock on football which I enjoy as well.
JimW SIC Cash v4 - 50 niche sites

i got wood. I have a feeling Vandy is at least cute, maybe hot even.
Its a cool name. Short for Vanessa.


mutt

Vandy,

NOOOO - Don't go sweetie. Daddy was just kidding. We love you. Stay and talk. ;)))

Jesse

Moose what are you trying to say? That just because Winona's real name is Horowitz and her father has a very large nose and kinky curly hair and her mother is a whiney bitch that is supposed to mean she has to be Jewish???

i am surprised at you Moose.

perhaps Nick has been right all along.
mutt

Jesse, I look much more like the second one.
For now you'll just have to trust me on this :)
Vandy

Jesse, Just read yer last post, thanx....I truly wasn't going for the spam effect here, just don't know my ass from my elbow in this industry (though I do have a nice ass for those of you requesting a picture...)

And as far as the picture thing goes, I didn't know I was supposta bring pictures to work! That shoulda been in the handbook!

But just so you know I AM really a female (they all say that right?:)
and if yer nice to me maybe I'll oblige

Good night
Vandy

"Winona Laura Horowitz was born to Michael and Cindy Horowitz on October 29, 1971, in Winona, Minnesota"

"Director David Seltzer, spotted her and cast her in "Lucas" (1986). When the credits rolled, Winona Horowitz officially became Winona Ryder; her new surname was inspired by a Mitch Ryder album belonging to her father. "


I love google
;-)
Moose

HELL YEAH! DON'T BE A COWARD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CRAZY FUCKER! TAKE YER BEATIN LIKE A MAN OSAMA!!!

he will kill himself, coward just like Hitler.


mutt

Oooops I was a little late
and WTF is this Basketball talk
Is Basketball even really a sport
Knock Knock ......
it NFL Season

Steelers - Ravens step up trash talk


Vick Not Converted .... But Perverted

Richard Hamilton? You come from DC or Maryland I assume. Dunno. I am glad that the Wizards are coming to life. It was very painful to watch MJ struggle. I was calling for him to end the comeback.
mutt

I just received this from CNN:

CNN Breaking News

Osama bin Laden is believed to be surrounded by opposition and U.S. forces in a cave complex at Tora Bora, a senior military official tells CNN...

Amber Breaking News...Making the News!

But guess who is ...
Hall of famer Rod Carew ..
He Converted


Vick Not Converted .... But Perverted

Vandy,

Do you look more like this:

http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00585.htm

or this

http://www.brookeburke.com

Jesse

vandy don't take it personally. That's the only rule here. You can't spam unless you drop by and add something to the gumbo every now and then.

Winona Ryder. Jew, Not A Jew?
mutt

Yeah Mutt I just might be fucking hot....Gimme a break here....
As long as Shaq's around the Lakers are all set....Tracy McGrady is the best....And I think Richard Hamilton is gonna be the next big thing....

Vandy

HEHEHE Jesse, Mutt - remember on the internet MOST girls are really guys who look like Serge!


Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

Forget the advice. I'm with Mike, got picture?

Jesse

Vandy,

I'll give you some serious advice. Come on the board as an interested member of the adult community.
Befriend people, insight people, have fun, whatever. People will eventually be interested in what you do and ask. But, BIG no no - don't come on selling right away.

It takes years to sell your shit, not days. Have a long haul mentality. It has taken me a few years in this biz to learn that...



Jesse

that was going to be next one. now u spoiled it.

OJ Simpson was born Oscar Julius Simchovitz. A mixed marriage obviously.
mutt

But guess who is?
Haller famer Rod Carew!
Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

WOW I really must have pissed off someone with lotsa power....
Just saw your version of my original message....made me laugh, but for real, can we start over fresh?

Vandy

OK Vandy you need to post a photo of yourself here at Oprano. If you are judged hot, we may let you spam a little! :-)

Of course some of us are picky then others...

hehehe


Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

OJ Simpson, Not a Jew
Jesse

Please don't attack Vandy! She might be HOT!

let's all cool off and wait to find out if she's hot or not........THEN LET HER HAVE IT!!!!

Vandy let's talk hoop. Can anybody beat LA this year without Shaq or Kobe going down with injury?
Who is better........Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant or Tracy McGrady?


mutt

MikeAI,

I think we should have fun with people like that every once in a while. ;)))

Although our relationship with China is stable now, that could change quickly. Definitely go with Missle Defense.

There is an ALI special on right now. In one of his earlier fights he was beating up a boxer and was
yelling, "What's my name, What'e my name." I wonder if that is where the "sexual saying" came from? ;))) As in American Pie - "what my name, bitch"

Jesse

OK...I knew I was opening myself up for attack Jesse, so here goes an attempt at answering your questions:
(I am not spambot, I am human)

I'm new in the industry & as I said I'm working for a company which has been around for quite a while. We do have a webmaster program, but are looking (like I'd assume most savvy companies are) for alternative methods of getting traffic to our sites.

Jeez, lighten up! I'm not trying to be hostile here, or get free signups or $4.00 signups (hey I said $35-$40!), just advice and ideas from those more experienced than I...although I would go head-to-head on NBA knowledge w/ anyone anytime :)


Vandy

man that is always weird when rich people shoplift. Obviously Winona is crying for some kind of attention.

Ok since the Guess Who's The Arab Game went over so well let's play the game that started it all "Jew, Not A Jew".

Winona Ryder. Jew, not a Jew?
mutt

Jesse, the Chineese do have ICBMs, and are now building ICBMs that are truck/rail mounted so they can move them and hide them.

They also have MIRV technoolgoy for multible warheads, that are extremely accurate now and have solid rocker propulsion rather then liquid.

You can thank the Clinton administration for this 30 year jump in technology for China.

Before Clinton, China has about 12 long range missles that were not accurate, and were liquid fueled. Meaning they would take many hours to get ready to launch, so we would be notified.

Thanks Bill!
Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

Jesse, it looks like Vandy is trying to get free traffic, or signups for $4.00.


I guess she must of ran into the SPAM bot. She must be new.

Maybe someone will teach her about contributing to the Gumbo....


Mike AI Super Stars make money here!

Slavik,

Don't tell me that. Now I'm really scared. I am really leaving for Mars now. I need some 10' x 20' boxes.

Slav -
Do you know off the top of your head if China has ICBM or JUST Nuclear?



Jesse

Vandy,

If you are still around, I have to put you to the test:

Why should anyone sign up for your program?

What do you offer that LARGER programs don't?

Who are you and what is your background?

What are you going to do for the average webmaster?

What are your conversion rates for different types of traffic?

I got myself in too deep. Nevermind.


Jesse

>> China and another smaller middle eastern
country (for example) and you have BOOOMMMM!

China has been selling weapons and technology to Iran for many years now. Well and so it Russia...


Slavdogg

btw, if a newbie chick can presume to jump into a sports conversation:

GO WIZARDS

Didn't think they'd ever be the same w/o CWebb, but if anyone can do it MJ can :)
Vandy

Hello out there,I am a DIPSHIT
Just looking for some FREE advice:
I'm posting this left & right, and up peoples asses b/c I know that NO-ONE out there has some traffic they wanna give me, I just haven't found it yet....I'm relatively new I guess you could not figure that out to the begging for free traffiuc industry, but working for a poorly respected, scamming company with no $ to spend on quality traffic. We will pay $3.50-$4.00 per signup, also willing to discuss other stupid deals. We have tons of sites that do not convert, you WILL NOT get paid...basically, in my boss' words, we're "looking to fuck people up the goat ass". If anyone out there can help, either w/ traffic or some kind of friendly direction, please email or ICQ #125844626 -
Thank you & Happy Holidays
Vandy



Vandy

Brief interruption for sports talk:

Like the Yankees need any additional help - signing Giambi. Well, I guess they do need help
because they lost. But co'mon.

My Wash Wizards prediction of 33-35 wins may actually come to fruition. Go Mike.

My other prediction of Lakers breaking Bulls 72 wins record - they are still on pace.

Ulfie - Go Steelers!

We now join our regularly schedule program.

Jesse

So I see Jesse ;)

Gee, why is this arab/not an arab playing itself in my head to parts of Sandlers Hanukah song...
KK

I need some of that stinky cat content, good stuff!!

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011213/re/people_ryder_dc_2.html

Wyona Ryder common theif?
Mike AI

Damn, I am into that FemDom shit. Gotta throw a fetish party soon.

mutt,

Do you sources have anything on the teletubbies or pokemon. How about Barney or Whinney the Pooh?

Jesse

This will be good....
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This Casey Kasem audio is a blast!

Thanks, Mutt. Here's my speech for when I receive the prize: "Thanks to all the little people who helped."

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