Serge,

back your words up litte man, I bet you aint man enough to piss in this mans mouth. That I know is a fact!!
sextoyking Simply the best

you don't get shit for offers I am sure.

aint much left for you dude, sorry to say that
sextoyking
**********************

I think I left quite enough to piss in your "15 mln a year gross" mouth, don't you think?
Serge

Serge,

Fbi?? so that makes you what, a Snitch little punk? or know you have virtues and you are the Net police??

sextoyking Simply the best

Serge,

What do you care if I made a typo or whatever on my gross sales. no ones biz anyways. Doesn't affect anybody. but the way you Stab ppl and treat ppl is another story, as that directly relates here.
sextoyking Simply the best

Well Serge,

at least I didn't burn all my bridges like you, and back stab ppl along the way.. your come back has been short lived I would say..


sextoyking
**********************

cum back to where?
from where?
some bridges are MEANT to be burnt,
but it requires TAKING STAND,
(I am sorry that you don't undertand the concept)
and as for back stabbing.....
reporting few pricks to FBI is not back stabbing,
it's a DUTY of every self respecting citizen.

Serge

Serge,

you don't get shit for offers I am sure.

aint much left for you dude, sorry to say that
sextoyking Simply the best

Tonda.. Brad and Mike still have a shot, I think Serge called in a lot of old favors but they can still come back.


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Voting is not over till Dec 26th !

Serge,

I just don't know why some ppl tell me there afraid to post about you, why would they be scared of you??

Everyone allready knows what your all about..


sextoyking Simply the best

at least my rep isn't of backstabbing and all that other bull shit..
*************************

and my reputation brings me offers of partnerships,
traffic brokerages,
consultings,
equity participations,
from REAL companies....

and so you know, the real companies unlike yours,
do NOT change their grosses from 20 mils to 25 mils next day, as you did, TODD.

as my grand ma used to say:
LIERS SHOULD HAVE AN EXCELLENT MEMORY!
;_)))

you should ALWAYS rememebr the bullshit you post, Todd,
especially when it comes to NUMBERS
;-))
Serge

Well Serge,

at least I didn't burn all my bridges like you, and back stab ppl along the way.. your come back has been short lived I would say..


sextoyking Simply the best

As far as webinc.com goes, already know were #1
sextoyking
********************

Todd,
I am sure this is not a big secret to you:
You are a legend in your own mind.

Your trying being friends with everybody-
makes you NO friends....people do not befriend those whom they do not respect....
and being spineless is NOT something the friendships are made of...
Serge

Serge,

at least my rep isn't of backstabbing and all that other bull shit.. Everyone really knows what your all about..

As far as webinc.com goes, already know were #1
sextoyking Simply the best

Simply the best
***********************

simply the best MY ASS!!!

THIS
http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/
and THIS
http://www.playerhaterball.com
is the result of
SIMPLY THE BEST,
not your spinelss one day wonders...

you and your company would NEVER come with ASNYTHING close, because...
it would require to take a STAND,
somethign you are not capable of.
Serge

you got it, Todd,
I was raised in commi bastard state BUT by the smart people!

you have exactly the OPPOSITE problem!
Serge

Sabbi,
the correct answer is:
I WANNA SHAG YOU ALL!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

you were born and raised a so called "commie". That aint me by a long shot:)
sextoyking Simply the best

Hmmmm, your PHB questionairre is rather personal.

"Who in the industry would you most like to shag?"

You boys all being so sexy and all... how is a girl supposed to answer THAT one?

Sabby:)
Sabrina

from what I hear you don't have shit for balls.
*********************

idiot!
I said that 1 hour ago!

only cretin will read little mice when the big Assholiness posted it himself in the open!

BTW,
Todd,
congratulations,
you found my little button to push....
NOTHING in this fucking world gets me pissier than
Heart Bleeding commie bastards who all should go to Hell!
Serge

Ed,
I saw one cool pic of Billy, MikeAI and zebra at Brad's Haloween Party
I think it should be good for a week
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

from what I hear you don't have shit for balls. ahh but all these little mice that keep icqing and emailing me could be shit talkers just like you??

time will tell I guess hugh? Everyone knows my politics, but do they really know you, you change like the wind.
sextoyking Simply the best

Hey Serge -

Congrats on Asshole of the Year!

I would have thought Brad would have won. I guess he is getting kinder and gentler with age:)
Tonda New version..new stats, new everything...check it out!

...hallucinatory drugs sergey....

I don't recall that incident
((o;

OldFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Hey all,
Serge,just for you I will not use a tag line here again :p

Meni, is your roommate still with you? Did it last the full two weeks?




Blondy

Alrighty all you Opranauts - why don't we all let bygones be bygones and get on with things! It's time to get back on the wagon and start having a good time again - and according to Serge the quickest way to do that is to re-vivify the CAPTION CONTEST! So we now get back to our regular weekly schedule! Go to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and vote for your favorite caption for the "candy bar" pic! And if you have a good picture to use - email me! We're always looking for FUNNY photos to use!

GO VOTE - NO more excuses!! ;)


Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

talking about balls...

here is a Paradox..

Serge with no balls can take a Stand,
while Todd can't do that with the alleged balls...


Serge

Good Morning Serge!!!
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge,

damm and I already voted for someone else, what can I do now???
sextoyking Simply the best

Todd,
for you and the rest of heart bleeding liberals its not serge anymore...
it's
"Your Assholiness"
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml

please make a note of it
Serge

Serge,
finally you share some honesty with us!!

-----------------------------
no, I do not....because I have no balls!

sextoyking Simply the best

voodooman,

one way or the other I am sure Serge jacking off makes him money.. lol
Stallion

Serge,

YOu dont dont anything
that involves labor unless
your getting paid for it
and I dont see how you
jacking off makes you money.
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

lol


sharky Learn to make MORE $$$

hahaha
Stallion

Sharky,
1997 was MORE shocking when I discovered for the first time that Kara and Blond
are actually...
BOYS and RB and MikeAI just like to sign their e-mails with women's signatures!
;-))))
Serge

Serge -

You are right! Orlando has had many moments like that! After all, MikeAI's party in 1998 the famous red speedo's were introduced to us all!
sharky Learn to make MORE $$$

manual labor scene for
some time now.
***********************

bullshit!

I religiously jerk off 6am-7am!
Serge

A bunch of drunken 1/2 naked porno-people invading Disney! =)
BigDog
*******************

hasn't we just done exactly that in 1997???
;-)))

I still have somewhere the pic of MikeFold showing his dick to unsuspected public at 11 pm and waking everybody up!
;-)))
Serge

take teh money, if millions can cure magic of AIDS, then they can get you a new penis!:)
grimm

Sharky,

Serge has been out of the
manual labor scene for
some time now.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Everyone knows the best convention ever was the orlando show!
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

Here's the question:

If you had to choose between a life of financial failure and you keep your penis OR a life with 6.5 million dollars without a penis which would u take?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

hmmm, ya know, I don't use my penis for much these days...I mean, it really does just get in the way when I'm in a deep ball scratch...
SykkBoy make some bank today

Vodooman -

Paint her house? Isn't that what Serge is for?

Lets see what we can work out for the cookoff! Anyone wanna sponsor it?

Serge, Can this be an official Oprano event?
sharky Was Voodoo Scared?

hmmm Disney might like that idea.. hehehe

Stallion

"A bunch of drunken 1/2 naked porno-people invading Disney! =)"
********************

That was last weekend at Serges.
:-))

Seriously though, I think thats
a good idea.
voodooman Zmaster

So you are up for it? I'm in Tampa... not too far away from you guys. Maybe we can set soemthing up in the first few months of 2002. It'll be fun:-)"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I say we put together a gathering in CENTRAL fla...(Orlando?)

this way it is an equal drive for ALL florida webmasters...

I can just see it now!
A bunch of drunken 1/2 naked porno-people invading Disney! =)
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

Serge, there is another party
in Vegas that you might want
to attend rather than
www.playerhaterball.com
www.menonthenet.com/gipsyparty

haha :-))
voodooman Zmaster

ok, Cybrglide,
you got me!

2 hookers and one PHOTOGRAPHER is a must!
we need pics for pasterity!
;-)))

anybody needs FREE content?

could be used for
"mature dicks" niche sites
;-))


Serge

Sharky, I wasnt scared away
yesterday, or ignoring you,
just that Shannon sent me
to paint her house. :-((

"Voodooman.. So you are up for it? I'm in Tampa... not too far away from you guys. Maybe we can set soemthing up in the first few months of 2002. It'll be fun:-)"
*********************
You bet!!! Id love to.


"Cybrglide.. Is there a pussy on your forehead? You must have one to not like steak!"
*********************
He's just a picky eater. :-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, i'm not stupid enough to believe for a
second that all it would take is just 2 hookers

;-))
Cybrglide

OR a life with 6.5 million dollars without a penis which would u take?
***********************************

Mutt, some penises, including mine,
are HIGHLY over rated!
;-)))
Serge

fuck you and your balls then
;-))
*******************

ok, SOLD!

send me 2 hookers when we are in Vegas!

be a man and be responcible for your words!
;-)))
Serge

Meni's cock appraised at 7 dollars and 38 cents.

Is there a dollar amount you would have your dick amputated for?

Here's the question:

If you had to choose between a life of financial failure and you keep your penis OR a life with 6.5 million dollars without a penis which would u take?


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bpj -

Didn't you say you used to work as a used Ford salesman?


sharky Educational Radio For Webmasters!

Billy - it ain't no thang! ;-))) Thanks for getting us up....

Serge - have an e for SPB ?

Sharky - you fucker! I'm getting tons of calls for used cars already today! Some CLERK from Florida just called looking for a YUGO!

bpj Stay tuned! BIG news coming from WTS....

Sharky,

yep it was funny as heck. I had to go back to the site this morning for a good laugh.. You guys did some top notch work. Good Job!
Stallion

Wow! I get in this morning and people are still talking about the PHB website!

Brad, I am glad you celebrity friend likes the site & flash. I'm honored that he even looked at it!


sharky Educational Radio For Webmasters!

fuck you and your balls then
;-))

<NOTE>
Serge's balls are a non-topic / non-issue!!
</NOTE>

as far as ScottPB, you truly are the information superhighway
nice nugget for those playing attention ;-))


Cybrglide

Hurry, please, someone lop off my cock.

Jesse D

News Update
###########

Man Gets $6.5 Million For Amputated Dick

Colo. Town Wants Nutty Ex-Stripper Mayor Out

BoysToys.com In Legal Tangle With 'The Howard Hughes of Porn'

Bad Sex Writing Award

http://www.opranoplus.com



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Meni,
next time you get $$$ from ScottPB,
send them to me for safe keeping
;-)))
Serge

Maybe not now....but soon......
BigDog
*****************

BigDog,
if you break my resistance-
EVERYBODY will do the same too!

do you really wanna wreck my life?
Serge

Serge, that brings back memories
I love Scott PB, I loved the nice prepay he gave me in 1998.
Just before I got divorced
heehee hee
raised my child support a good $300 a month
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Man...thought I could get you...I am working on it though.

Maybe not now....but soon......
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

BigDog,
sorry, but my answer is NO,
I'll do it just for the game's sake and nothing else.

NOBODY WILL PULL ME BACK INTO THE TRAFFIC RATS RACE!

Keep 10%, I'll send the buz your way regardless, because I happen to like you.

I won't be back!
;-))))
Serge

I better run to the bank and start converting to rubles!
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

O.K. Serge...You now have a standing 10% of any deal we do that you shoot this way!

Non-recurring of course! =)

I can't help it! sometimes I am just lazy! =)
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

oh, c'mon,
is there anyhting else to talk about besides my balls????

I'll give you topic....

ScottPB is looking for huge amounts of traffic from reliable sources
and one of the few dieing breed who PRE PAYS for it...

I bet his money smell better than my balls
;-))
Serge

no, I do not....because I have no balls!
-----------------------------------

so whats the huge sack in those red speedos then ?

Sharky told me it's not all cock !!

;-))
Cybrglide

Serge
That would explain that feminine scent you have about you.
********************************

sure, I use maxi pads for my ass!
Serge

no, I do not....because I have no balls!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Not true Serge...I heard you have HUGE Brass-like balls!

;)
BigDog Bog Dog's get $45!!

no, I do not....because I have no balls!
******************************
Serge
That would explain that feminine scent you have about you.


Cleo Tagless

Stallion,
morning, coffee, sun, rain, snow storms,
next?
Serge

Good Morning Oprano..


Stallion

SweetT,
do you know that your sponsorship dollars on TopNiche do NOT extend thru entire domain?

my post about your
http://www.national-net.com/special/
was pulled by the guys whom you sponsor!

SweetT,
I say "money well spent!"
;-))))
Serge

Serge, be honest, do you scratch your balls when you are sitting on the computer?
************************

no, I do not....because I have no balls!
Serge

yes, Meni, you did and you'll be send the bill shortly...


Serge

Did I break the board?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Vick,
"Average webmaster earning .06 per click ....and you're not average"
Was that directed to me?
hee hee

Serge, be honest, do you scratch your balls when you are sitting on the computer?

I remember scratching my balls for a good month before I realized I had crabs, the first time.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Liar Liar pants on fire
"I give better head than Meni "
Serge, did you think I wouldn't see this post?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Brad our celebrity friend has internet access?
hmmm
People thats a clue
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Thank you all for giving me your votes!
Your support expanded my assholiness and brought it to landslide!

as a token of my apreciation,
I would like to bring you
http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool
with this week prize of
$500
compliments of
http://www.national-net.com/special/

The "perfect run" gets additional $250 from MikeAI personally,
go get 'em!

chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Yeah, that'll work! :)

Guess I was thinking of ...

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/
Colin Oprano TGP2 Board

actually, if you want to go to the tgp2 board you should click on THIS url
http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/

*giggling at colin*

cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

List of TGP2 webmasters going to Vegas. Please post your name at http://www.opranoplus.com/tgp2 if you're a TGP2 webmaster and will be there. We're going to have an informal gathering there.

The list:
LudeDude, Jimmer, Sandman, Renee, 4 Pics, DirkG, Colin, Zebra, Mitzy, Shianna, Vick, Ulfie, Voltar

Also, if you see me in Vegas, catch me for tix to:

http://www.webmasterparty.com
Colin TGP2 Bucks

No way! LOL...well done Sharky! :)

This is funny some funny shit:
http://www.playerhaterball.com/
Amber

Wibble this. :-))))

Dravyk

(Detected post from Dravyk)

Dravyk,
Blow it out of your ass
The Nick bot. Home of the Emperor Penguin

on my gravestone...lets see...

I'm not really dead, my domain just expired.

----
Surfers are cattle!
See even in death I'm right!

----
My feet itch!

----
I'm setting a record for the most hours slept!

----
Can someone tell me what time everyone gets up around here?

----
See Serge, told you skydiving was safe now days!

----
Anyone know where they bury the good content around here?

----
New member of the "Saints or Sinners Club"

----
They told me I could have all the sex I wanted!

----
I'll be back shortly...
Just checking to see if angels have feathers instead of pussy hair.

----
Is it hot in here or is it just me?

----
Sorry, this seat is taken.

----
Don't wake me I smell!

----


ok...zzzs all...

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn) Cloud Cash..The Skys the Limit!

Congrats on the PHB site sharky...

I musta watched that intro 5 times already today!

Goddamn... one question stumped me though so i didn't finish the questionaire.. what is it... Brad Shawzinski??? ;-)))
Hooper

The PHB clip is funny as all hell!
gotta love Serge's red speedos! :P
Kitty ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Just got off the phone with my celebrity friend and they loved the new Player Hater Ball website. Kudos sharky!



Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Hmmmmm. How about ...

"There's plenty of room here. Come on in."

"Your stepping right over my body, asshole! Move back six feet!"

"That ain't a BBQ you're smelling. I'm in HELL, you idiot!"

"It could be worse. I could be there with you."

Speaking of Dead and Funny Phrases, all of this reminds me ...

How about finally closing out that lame-ass four-week-old stale candy-bar swallowing caption game already!! And let's get back to the old fun and Weekly caption game again, huh? :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

So, if this guy would have just farted he would still be alive? ;)


Ulfie

Thisis a real inscription on a tombstone in my home town:

Wherver you may be
Let you wind go free
for holding it in
Was the death of me

I'm not lying it's a REAL grave.

I think i would like to say:

Nice to meet you- can i interest you in a spot or necrophilia??

(even when i'm dead i'll still be horny!)
Kitty ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Mine would say "Life is good" :)


RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

sharky the site looks great! Too funny....kudos! ;-)
ps> where's my ACHdebit.com button??? ;-)))

bpj WTS - ACHdebit.com
Tue, 04 Dec 2001 04:25:01 - IP: 63.52.170.227 - Post # 38532

SORRY !!

I guess in the rush to get the site up today we forgot http://achdebit.com but I have fixed the problem and I am sorry : (

I just hope that Brads VIP friend does not get made I know he is watching every move we make !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Flash rules !!

hmmmmmm........

"Wish You Were Here!"

or

"Fuck off. Die. I Did"
mutt

How's this?

You think you had a bad day? I'm dead!


Ulfie

I hope mine would say:
The reports of his death were greatly exaggerated


Vick Average webmaster earning .06 per click ....and you're not average

Mine would say:
"What the fuck are you looking at FuckStick?"

SykkBoy exciting new things happening