I hope mine would say:
The reports of his death were greatly exaggerated


Vick Average webmaster earning .06 per click ....and you're not average

Mine would say:
"What the fuck are you looking at FuckStick?"

SykkBoy exciting new things happening

Mine would say "You were supposed to cremate me and throw me into the ocean, IDIOTS!"



Peaches

Ulfie, mine would say: See, I told you I was sick!

;)


Lisa I'm not telling...neener neener...

New Oprano tombstone contest...what would you want on your tombstone?

Mine would read the following....

Software engineers constantly try to write more idiot-proof software, the universe tries to create better idiots....so far, the universe is winning. ;)


Ulfie

"I am THE Asshole of the year and who the fuck are you?"
==================================

ROTFLMAO....that one is a PEARL!

;-))))))))))


Magick Insite Adult: Home of the More Assholes Than One

naked pics of Voltar on the net
********************************

Everyone that would like to see Voltar's nekkid ass raise an appendage.


Cleo

Voltar,
I am sorry, but EVERYBODY say ANYTHING to get passes to the PHB.

you'll have to sign binding contract that
1) you have some fencing experience

2) you can whirl your dick

3) there IS glow in the dark condom which would fit your size

4) you are stage fright immune

5) regular "no poking in the eye" legal mumbo jumbo! disclaimer.


can you walk the "walk"?
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????
-------------

1. yes...but i prefer a Vorpal Sword..but in this case thats defintely out of the question :)

2. yes i can all 2 shriveled up inches of it..when its hard, steel won't move it! (this might be a disquaifier<G>)

3. Can I bring a extra long jelly dildo just in case :) (applies for no.#2 also)

4. Are you kidding me..i deal with newbies all the time :) My dicks in the public eye more than John Holmes's was! :)

5. Damn, whats the fun in bringing a jelly dildo to a party if you can't poke someone in the eye with it! :)

come to think of it...naked pics of Voltar on the net...nope doesn't do it for me...would probably scare of some spam or good to rodents out of the house with....ok what other non naked activities you got...
i still want a pass :)

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)

Merry Xmas Bin Laden

Twas the night before Payback and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.
And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.
Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close, to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.
Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile.
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show.
Ryan Kick Ass Designs!

ok i'll be there :)
*************************

Voltar,
I am sorry, but EVERYBODY say ANYTHING to get passes to the PHB.

you'll have to sign binding contract that
1) you have some fencing experience

2) you can whirl your dick

3) there IS glow in the dark condom which would fit your size

4) you are stage fright immune

5) regular "no poking in the eye" legal mumbo jumbo! disclaimer.


can you walk the "walk"?
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2001560711,00.html

Brit Spears and a male stripper!

Brad I think she is going to be in town for party..... hmmmmm
Mike AI This is the bomb!!

Voltar,
I already spoke with my mortition and get the quote for head stone inscription of
"Asshole of the Year 2001"

I'll take the honors to my grave...if I win
;-))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

hahahahaha....
that does sound like fun!
ok i'll be there :)


Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)

Well Serge...you could leave some pretty interesting answering machine messages with that title..and lots of other promo items i'm sure you'll have fun with from it...i can only imagine where you've already been thinking of ways to have fun with it at :))

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn) OT Scripts

I don't think I have made solid plans for that night yet...it sounds like fun :)
***************************

you betacha!

one of the night specials will be "glow in the dark condoms dick fencing competition"

me against Meat.

wanna be my partner and fence with AGA?

I can probably get you the red neon glow condom and a pass!
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Ulfie...yea they may be a long time settling this one...they are going to have to make some special consideration for business that they inconvienced....it's not like they can blame it on you the user....they offer a service..they are required to follow thru with it and such...probably one of those must give notice type things that they didn't follow in your agreement you signed when you first got thier service as well...might be a good thing to quote to them over the phone while your cutting your deal :)

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)

Mutt, they are not that bad... Look wise a few are ok, you have to remember I am pretty picky! :-)
Mike AI This is the bomb!!

Voltar,
no, no money!

PlayerHaterBall is hosted by Brad's celebrety friend.

who needs money?????

His friend earned close to $120 millions last year alone but....
if I win,
I"ll be the Asshole of the Year,
the honor no money can buy!
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Grimm, Katie has like 3 sisters.... Beleive me I got the catch of the family!
**********************************

sounds grim. Double baggers? Triple baggers? Worse?



mutt Drop What You're Doing Mister or Madam! Go Register For This Week's Special NFL Pickem Game Sponsored By NationalNet's Year End Special Offer And You Can Win $500 CA$H!!!

Damn Serge thats just to funny!!
the players haters Ball...
Great site !!
you forgot to ask for my mothers maidan name and proof of age on the form to sign up for a request for tickets though...about everything else was covered and then some!
<G> :)
I don't think I have made solid plans for that night yet...it sounds like fun :)


What Serge?..just bragging rights....
Come on we know you :) There's money there somewhere :))

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)

Mike AI,

you got mail...

peace,
chuckie World Porn 2000

Voltar, I agree, this has cost me $'s. Friend of mine has a travel agency and it has really hurt them. Basically, they are offering us $4 for the downtime. Sorry, that dog don't hunt. ;)

Serge, you are right, MikeAI should demand his recounts in Boca. haha


Ulfie

He expressed concern over the Sharky issue, talk about a finger on the pulse
;-)))
**********************

good,
Sharky has lots to be concerned about...

making me 10" inch dick was crossing the line of common decency!

I have people calling me with all kinds of indecent proposals now
;-(((

No, Ron Jeremy,
I will NOT play your stunt double!
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

A quote from the great Sgt. Shultz
"I know nnnnothing !!"

;-))

Cybrglide This looks like Serge too ...... more accurate I think too !!

Grimm, Katie has like 3 sisters.... Beleive me I got the catch of the family!
Mike AI This is the bomb!!

Umm Cybrglide.. What are you getting me into?


Sharky SweetT Thinks I'm a stud muffin!

mike never once did you mention a sister.
grimm coming soon...

Mike,

Do you believe everything your girlfriend's sister says?
Colin    TGP2 Bucks .... Mike Ducks!
Tue, 04 Dec 2001 12:10:48 - IP: 24.164.17.178 - Post # 38458


she has a sister?:)
grimm coming soon...

The invite has been extended, waiting on a reply.

He expressed concern over the Sharky issue, talk about a finger on the pulse
;-)))

Cybrglide This looks like Serge too ...... more accurate I think too !!

Cybrglide,

1) after what Sharky did to me,
I'll NEVER take my pants off,
unless Howard is present!

2) Howard is a MUST addition to poker game as well!
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Chuckie, shoot me some e-mail michael AT oprano.com
Mike AI This is the bomb!!

Serge....ok, how many times did you vote for yourself???
:)

man that's a landslide...!
What did you win??
:)


Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)
*************************

only ONCE,
I have one computer
;-(((

1) I haven't won yet...the voting will go for as long as Billy wants

2) what I'd win if I win?

BRAGGING RIGHTS!

there are no better prize created!

Can you imagine me answering phones:
"I am THE Asshole of the year and who the fuck are you?"
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!) uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Serge, I spoke with Howard.

maybe we should add him to the dinner list ?

thanks again ;-))

Cybrglide Click here to see my partner Joe as The Lounge Singer !!

Ulfie...word is up here that they are giving away 2 free days for each one down...just to keep customers...make them give you a free month or something!

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)

I think MikeAI should ask for hand recounts in Miami, Dade, and Palm Beach counties
***********************

Ulfie, I can say a lot about MikeAI, but "Todd" he is NOT!


no recounts!

you didn't punch my dimple, didn't you?

sorry, no prefferntial sexual treatments for you!
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Serge....ok, how many times did you vote for yourself???
:)

man that's a landslide...!
What did you win??
:)


Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn) Cloud Cash...special 404 converting tours

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html

I think MikeAI should ask for hand recounts in Miami, Dade, and Palm Beach counties due to the confusing layout of the ballot. I hear a lot of dimpled input type=select's are being counted. ;)

Just got a phone call from AT&T, my cable internet will be back tomorrow. Thank god, I was getting the shakes from having to work on a dialup for 4 days.


Ulfie

"sharky how about you just sign the certified letter you'll be receiving tommorow! ;-))) "

It might be signed "Daffy duck" unless it's a check:-)
Sharky SweetT Thinks I'm a stud muffin!

Aww shucks T. I'm all tingly inside.

All I wanna know is, what's your secret?
Sharky SweetT Thinks I'm a stud muffin!

WOW!!

Go eat and play with the kid and come back to find people talking about the NationalNet year end special *AND* people thinking that I look as good as that Stud Muffin, Sharky....its enough to make a man blush! All of the sudden I feel pretty! :-)

Not to beat a dead horse, but we only do this about once a year so if you are even remotely interested in looking for hosting you really should talk to us! Click the link below for the details!

--T

SweetT A NatNet SPECIAL?? Could it be??

Bestat,
did you vote right or your concience?
;_)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Well, I guess I wasted my vote :( Serge was already winning by a landslide. (Nice pic of KK though)

Really enjoyed the Player Haters site, kudo's to all involved. Not too many things that entertaining anymore.


Bestat Come by the booth at Internext, #665

Please excuse this post, but I need to post this...

ATTENTION EMPLOYERS:

I needed to get your attention some how... LOL... Anyway,to what is important...

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I am not someone that will work for you one day and be gone the next, as I have been at this company for over 2 and a half years... I work hard and very reliable...

I live in the Ft Lauderdale area... I will not relocate... But I can work from my house or if you have an office in the Ft Lauderdale - Miami - West Palm area I will be more than happy to come in and work at your office... All I ask for is honest pay for an honest days work...
chuckie World Porn 2000

I already voted for you Serge.

Sabby:)
Sabrina
*********************

Sabby,
Kitty turned my body down, but it doesn't mean anything, you know!

Thanks, and I'll give you head for your vote anytime you feel like it!

...and this is NOT commitment I give to ANYBODY!

you voted for me, therefore you are SOMEBODY!
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Mart,
friend of mine is looking for traffic and there is a good chance you can recover $45k you lost with LittleC

hit me on ICQ
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

I already voted for you Serge.

Sabby:)
Sabrina

Hilarious, and VERY well done! I'll be passing that link all over the office :-)

Peaches:
"Ah, Sharky - tis not just the designers that need that, it's the entire male gender ;))) "

And who says we don't understand men???
Rox I hate all you artsy-gifted people (but in a GOOD way!)

Attention my fellow Assholes!

it's time to make a deal!

anybody wants trading their votes for my sexual favors?
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html

I give better head than Meni and I'll go EXTRA mile to assure I have 100% of the votes!

hit my chad NOW!
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Laughing????

I am crying on my porch!!!!

I am NOT 70 years old with 10 inch dick!

My own father couldn't recognize me!

He had me mistaken with "bubonic" guy!
;-(((
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Cglide you ALMOST look like a PlaYa! hehe ;-)))
-----------------------------------

thats it I quit .... wheres that damn MikeyD's application.
I wanna be their top fry guy !!!
Goodyear Corp. will never take me back now ;(((

;-))
Cybrglide Click here to see my partner Joe as The Lounge Singer !!

You guys would all make a really entertaining cartoon series.

hahaha
I am still laughing:))

Sabby:)
Sabrina

MIke can you use the same button/link code as the one on top of Oprano? If not, no prob I'll get it to ya tomorrow...

sharky how about you just sign the certified letter you'll be receiving tommorow! ;-)))

Cglide you ALMOST look like a PlaYa! hehe ;-)))



bpj Bangin' them till they say "UNCLE"!

Sharky when you are hung like a flea, any little bit helps to get the chics!

Stan the Man thought your cgraphics was T too! haha


Mike AI Make your Picks - Everyone Wins with National-Net!

"To be honest, before I saw the sponsor's page I thought "Sharky" was "T" (wasn't paying attention to the earrings ;))!! "

The cartoon could go either way. I think T has me beat in the "charm" look though!
sharky We did We did!

"And yes, I look even fatter in cartoon then in person!! hahaha
Mike AI "

Are you hiding something MikeAI? Making sure people know you ahve kept your girlish figure?
sharky We did We did!

To be honest, before I saw the sponsor's page I thought "Sharky" was "T" (wasn't paying attention to the earrings ;))!!


You know with us designers.. You have to massage our ego! :-))
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Ah, Sharky - tis not just the designers that need that, it's the entire male gender ;)))


Peaches

AND CyberGlide actually looks TOUGH! AAAahahahahhahah...
---------------------------------------

you jealous little bitch ;-))

whats the flavor of the month ... YUGO ??
;-))

sharky great work as usual bro ....

Cybrglide http://www.playerhaterball.com ...... it's the shitznit ;-))

"Serge he made u look kinda distinguished and handsome"

Only serge could look distinguished in a speedo and a fur coat!
sharky We did We did!

"Though I have been told the buldge in the speedos is too big"

evidently Serge has some pics to show you! We tried to do real life in the "bulge" department!
sharky We did We did!

bpj -

at least he didn't add 50 lbs:-)
How about I buy you a drink to make up for it?

:-)
sharky We did We did!

Yes Serge does look the best, like Sean Connery in Hunt For Red October. :-) Though I have been told the buldge in the speedos is too big.

I wonder what he has on Sharky to blackmail him!!

And yes, I look even fatter in cartoon then in person!! hahaha
Mike AI Make your Picks - Everyone Wins with National-Net!

actually Serge he made u look kinda distinguished and handsome, even though the Serge character looks about 60.

Mike looks like Bill Gates after spending a couple months inside a Krispy Kreme store :)
mutt

Yeah but Billy is not around, if you get it to me now I can get it up now. If not you will have to wait till tommorow.


Mike AI Make your Picks - Everyone Wins with National-Net!

yes! that bastard made me look like a fucking used car salesman!!! AAahahah! ;-)))

and you can hold him liable for IMPROVING your image! ahahahaahha! ;-)))

AND CyberGlide actually looks TOUGH! AAAahahahahhahah...

we'll get you for this sharky!

MikeAI, I emailed info to Billy few days ago. thanks!

bpj

Peaches.. I did that already.. You know with us designers.. You have to massage our ego! :-))

bpj.... I knew I would forget something!


Serge - A Class action suit? If anything we should sue you for exposing us to the red speedo in the first place!
sharky We did We did!

ps> where's my ACHdebit.com button??? ;-)))

bpj
****************

bpj, wanna join me in class action suit against Sharky???

did you see what he has done to me????
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Bill e-mail me the button, we will get it up asap!

michael AT oprano.com
Mike AI Make your Picks - Everyone Wins with National-Net!

I will also throw down $250 of my own cash for anyone who can pick a perfect round.
*************************

are you talking about 14 out of 14,
the one with 1:8000 chance?

why don't you offer $5000 instead?
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

sharky the site looks great! Too funny....kudos! ;-)
ps> where's my ACHdebit.com button??? ;-)))

bpj WTS - ACHdebit.com

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool Get you picks going.

http://national-net.com kick major ass, and those who are in the know understand end of the year is the time to beat Sweet T up and get great prices!

I will also throw down $250 of my own cash for anyone who can pick a perfect round. I know it is not as good of prize as my GF - but its better then nothing!!

So you can now in up to $750 bucks this week!!

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool
Mike AI Make your Picks - Everyone Wins with National-Net!

He's surely got some talent!
*********************

Sharky, be sure and let him read the board so he knows how impressed we all are! That way, you get to give an "Atta Boy" and it doesn't cost you anything ;)


Peaches

If someone would quit baiting the potential c&d'ers I'd be happy to take the over and weigh in at 4.5 :)
KK assholes, those with no ass, you name it...

Serge, I will see you in vegas to collect :-)

I guess I should fill out one of those forms to get into the party, yeah?

Any tips?

Alex
RawAlex FPAL

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Those caricatures are absolutely priceless!
Does anyone know if diet coke spat thru the nose permanently damages keyboards? :)


Lisa I'm not telling...neener neener...

As of this point - I would like to suggest not opening ANY attachments,
unless you are ABSOLUTELY sure of the contents.

http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.goner.a@mm.html
Mike AI The event of a lifetime!!!

I have a virus.... so if you get anything from me today - just delete it!

Don't open anything about a screen saver - even if you know the person, without checking first. I never do, but the timing really sucked.... I was expecting something.

Sharpie

DOH...

Note to self: If you are going to post a special, you should at least remember to put the correct URL in the post box.

See below....


--T

SweetT A NatNet SPECIAL?? Could it be??

>I notice I do have an extra chin now!!


ROFL!!! Don't worry, Mike, I have more chins than a Chinese Phone Book!!! :-)


--T


SweetT A NatNet SPECIAL?? Could it be??

Oh, past history tells me different ;)) Some people have the inability to laugh with everyone else.

Who did the caricatures? They're incredible!


Peaches
--------------------------------

Peaches.. My guy John over here at www.AAAAdultdesign.com did them.

He's surely got some talent!


sharky We did We did!

Mike, $20 on under... :-)

Alex
RawAlex FPAL
*************************

I accept....
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

Howard,
would you please post PO Box all C & D should be mailed too?

Countersue immediatelly
(C & D's stress me tremendously, at least 5 mils worth each ;-)))
and bill the insurance!
;-)))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

HAHAHA Mutt you are treading closely to being sued for saying I look like a nerd boy. I notice I do have an extra chin now!!

hahaha


Mike AI The event of a lifetime!!!

cool i missed that link.

ahahahaha.....they made Mike look like a nerdboy. Serge is great, he looks like Sean Connery.

Damn Cyberglide looks EXACTLY like NHL coach Pat Burns.
mutt

nobody would be that stupid Peaches
**************************

Oh, past history tells me different ;)) Some people have the inability to laugh with everyone else.

Who did the caricatures? They're incredible!


Peaches

My other 2 favorite characters are Dike Lee, and of course FnTCMAN. Some brilliant people out there!!!
Mike AI The event of a lifetime!!!

mutt - go to view sponsors to get the specifics on who everyone is.


sharky Woohoo! Serge in a speedo!

nobody would be that stupid Peaches....parody lets u get away with anything. Anyways it's not even that mean spirited......it's funny.
mutt

"OK some people want to put an over/under on how long it is before someone gets a C&D regarding the http://playerhaterball.com "

MikeAI - If that's the case some people don't have a sense of humor! It would be a pity... err... would it be pithy?

lol
sharky Woohoo! Serge in a speedo!

how long it is before someone gets a C&D regarding the http://playerhaterball.com
***********************


I'm guessing 24 hours, knowing one of the involvees ;) Unless he decides to override the initial knee jerk reaction and takes it as fun like everyone else does.....

Jesse - it's pretty boring scenery wise up here now, but boy oh boy - the end of October - beginning of November I spent a lot of time just looking :) Spring's awfully pretty, too, and watching a meteor shower 100 miles from the nearest large town....for the first time in my life, I actually HEARD some of the bigger ones! Plus I lived in FL (God's Waiting Room) for 5 years - give me "Seasons" any day ;))


Peaches

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAA.BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA.......THAT'S COMEDY!!!

u gotta hook me up Mike with the guy who did the caricatures.

who is everybody in the Player Hater Ball lineup? I recognize Mike, Serge, Sharky, Billy........


mutt

Mike, $20 on under... :-)

Alex
RawAlex FPAL

MikeAI, Stallion , etc...

Thanks for the props! It all goes out to my lead flash designer John. He is a crazy guy with a hillarious imagination!
This was a fun project to work on for sure:-))

Serge in speedo and a fur coat is my favorite!
sharky Woohoo! Serge in a speedo!

http://www.playerhaterball.com/

Is absolutely hilarious!
4 Stars, 2 thumbs up and a twist with 2 snaps

I laughed, I cried, I laughed until I cried
It's the feel good flash piece of the year!

Vick Yadda Yadda Yadda dabba dabba Doooo

OK some people want to put an over/under on how long it is before someone gets a C&D regarding the http://playerhaterball.com

It seems the over under is at 3.5 days.

Any bets??
Mike AI Free content helps you make sales !

Peaches,

I hear ya.

The Mountains are great! But I'll stay here in sunny Florida during this time of year.

;))





Jesse D

http://www.playerhaterball.com

This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a LONG time!!
Peaches

JoeE,
see you on Friday!
;-))
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you seen it????

http://playerhaterball.com is one of the funniest things I haver ever seen. Serge looks good in that red speedo!!

I am still laughing!!!

Sharky you did one hell of a job with the site!!
Mike AI Free content helps you make sales !

hahaha Brad the flash is funny as hell.. Good Job! I needed a good laugh!
Stallion