Can anybody catch Serge ? ?
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nope.....not even with a hit bot!
;-)))
Serge ask not what this asshole can do for you....

Good Morning.

Voting continues at http://isjustanasshole.com/ and I wonder at the end of the month who will be the true asshole of the year. I have heard that Brad Shaw is still traveling trying to get that grass root vote but I am not sure if it will help.

Vick I see what you mean : )

Vick where are your supporters ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Can anybody catch Serge ? ?

damn!! can i change my vote!!
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and how much THIS is gonna cost me????

I'll trade my soul for your vote!
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!) ask not what this asshole can do for you....

Serge is an asshole ....
Or ???
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/ahoy.jpg




Vick He he he he he he .... no really Don't make me break out the Asshole song

damn!! can i change my vote!!

sorry, but you'll just have to perform better than this ...

:-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

cj, guess what?

your name hasn't been entered into
the pool of "Serge is The Asshole of the Year" voters,
10 of whom gonna win fully paid 1 week Hawaii Vacation, compliments of Brad's Friend....

you have voted poorly!
;-)))


Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!) ask not what this asshole can do for you....

serge, i think the voting will be a close call, but you didn't get my vote :-)


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

In Gord's defense, at least the .sex domains he sells can be made to work. Personally, I believe that .sex will eventually become a viable extension. I've heard the disclaimers from ICANN before.
Torone

Thank you Jesse,
it gives me HOPE than I can win WITHOUT asking for votes from my ex's, g/f's, undertipped waitresses,
Zhora,
and my collegues votes will be sufficient!
;-)))
Serge ask not what this asshole can do for you....

I thought I was an asshole until I met Serge. Then, and only then, did I have a true understanding of what
it meant to be a TRUE asshole. He makes all other assholes seem like mere pinpricks. For is the Grand
Puma of Assholes. I bow down to your assholedom. You get my vote.

;)

Jesse D

Colin,
you are the man!!!!!!

I wish you were an asshole like the rest but....
NOBODY's Perfect!
;-)))

thanks a million, mano!
Serge ask not what this asshole can do for you....

Evans, MikeLA, Dig, Ron, Yishai, JStyles, Saddam Husein, Larry Flynt,
Enron Corporate Staff, horse named Kutska, Bubba, UN Council,

I know I might not be your first choice,
but I ask for your vote neverthelss,
because...
I am such an asshole!

go punch my dimple!

Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!) ask not what this asshole can do for you....

Serge,

Please read the "Daily Thought" at http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Kitty,
you dissapointed me Freddy!
;-))))))

but....
here are the early returns from the boards:

12 entrants and Serge has 34% of the vote.

A Landslide??

What an asshole!

Domain King,
Tue Dec 4 07:26:22 2001 - 65.185.104.173 - message #40235
from
http://www.admittance.com/thinktank/board.html


Serge, RE: message #121452:


Well, at least we don't have to worry about hanging chads. This is one election that won't even be close!


MrsJustforFun -
Tue Dec 4 06:39:18 EST 2001 - 12.23.26.19 - message #121453
http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.cgi?



Serge who else COULD we vote for! You are the only one we can rely on to come here and give us shit on a regular basis and it is appreciated! :)


Robbo (VNWR Community Member)
Message # 16646 66.27.210.238 Tue Dec 4 05:34:06 2001
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html


no responce from Netpond, but....
I'm sure Meat reads it sometimes
and throw me his full support eventually!
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,
if I win,
I promise donating you my body for 15 minutes
**************
Suddenly I am very happy that I voted for someone else!!!!!!

:p
Kitty ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

then maybe i would get the chance to be chief asshole!
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Kitty,
if I win,
I promise donating you my body for 15 minutes
(I'd donate my soul too but... I have no soul! ;-))
for the losing assholes to watch!

c'mon!

even THEM want me to win now!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
of course I have voted!

I wish I wasn't so nice to everyone all the time- then maybe i would get the chance to be chief asshole!
hhmmmm.. i might have to start being Bad Kitty


Kitty ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Serge, this is not the way to be the biggest ASSHOLE ! you hsve to promise to HATE us all forever!

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Kitty, with me LOVE and HATE are not distinguishable!
;-)))

did you cast your vote yet?
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

my eternal gratitude will last almost forever,
***********
Serge, this is not the way to be the biggest ASSHOLE ! you hsve to promise to HATE us all forever!


Oz Porn Mafia???
I have recently been dubbed: Gangster's Mole of the APM
lol


Kitty ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Colin, Heart Bleeding Liberals, and you, Todd,
thank you for your votes,
I could never done it without assholes like you!

thank you, thank you, thank you!
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Morning, Colin!

can I ask you for a favor?

small one?

small step for you,
but a huge step for Humanity???

would you please give me your vote in upcoming elections
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html

would you please Ask everybody who asks Colin to vote for me too?

my eternal gratitude will last almost forever,
'till next year!
;-))
Serge I am TRUE Asshole, not them!!!!!

Morning, everyone. :)
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

(has Julian got any other special requests???!!!)

--

he did mention to me that he is sick of being dressed in stockings & suspenders & corsets. he said i made him feel like a fool in vegas wearing a moulin rouge costume, and then you added pink stockings for our evening on the gold coast ... he's refusing to attend another industry event until we promise to stop.

*shrug*
we'll need to find someone else to dress up :-))))




cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Julian specifically requested that you attend ...
****************
Well i've never been one to turn down a special request - so I'll see you there?!
(has Julian got any other special requests???!!!)

;)
Kitty ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Kitty, i'm just doing up invitations for xmas bbq/party on 15th (saturday week)

keep the night free!!! (Julian specifically requested that you attend ... ) :-))))

i'm going for a quick jog, be back soon

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Cj - you are evil girl! I love it!!!!

BTW - love to catch up with you before I head to LA.

Hit me up ICQ some time!
Kitty ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

grimm, standing up billy's sister is pretty good ... but a *true* asshole would have stood her up, but still had the hotel room ready for the end of the night :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

i dont think even kitty could keep up with marshall faulk.
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I don't know much about that - but i think if I was on his team they'd have to change the name to 'The RAMMED' :P
Kitty ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Billy,... fuck you.
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this is just the kind of poor attempt at being an asshole i'm talking about ...

*ducking*


cj (vaginator) Are you being paid $70 per FREE signup?!

i dont think even kitty could keep up with marshall faulk.
grimm

if standing up billy's sister for the prom makes you an asshole, then i should be one, i stood her up all three of her senior years:)
grimm

Cj,

thanks hun. sweets back at ya!!!

Hugs

sextoyking only the best web design!

Hey mike... yeah i got a cute little ibook a while back;)

let the line form.

of course i am running OSX, which kicks the shit out of anything i have seen before.

but its still a mac. and it only comes in one color, white:)

Billy,... fuck you.

:)
grimm

billy, something i think would help me with my choice is a clear definition of an asshole.

at the beginning it was easy - mikeai set the tone for what an 'asshole' truly is ... now, it seems that anyone having a bad day or who makes a poor attempt at being an asshole can qualify for the list ...

What do you think makes someone a TRUE ASSHOLE?

cj (vaginator) Are you being paid $70 per FREE signup?!

Well Todd I am going to hit the sack fighting a cold.

36 days till the Playahaterball !!http://playahaterball.com/




Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Dont forget about the playahaterball !

Well Billy you make a good point, but it's such a tough choice..
sextoyking only the best web design!

Come on Todd I would think you would want to be fair and would have to do a lot of research as to who is truely the asshole of the year, where I just pick the person I THINK is # 1.


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Sweet T asshole of the year ???

todd, you are a teddy bear :-) one of the sweetest people i know :-)

billy, i think the only way to vote for asshole of the year is to choose someone who has been consistantly an asshole throughout the year - there should be no 'quick voting' based on all these 'new assholes' popping up.

using my system, there can only be 1 winner :-)

cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

Billy,

why would I have a tough time voting??

sextoyking only the best web design!

Don't get me wrong I'll PLAY sport - but it's watching sport that sucks - except F1 !!!!!
I LOVE to watch that!
But then again that's racing - I don't class it as a sport
Kitty ONLY @$ HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Todd I know you are going to have a tuff time voting.. maybe you think a few people shoule be asshole of the year !

But remember we can only have one winner just like in the Presidents election !

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Sweet T asshole of the year ???

Cj,

yeh it's pillow talk, you know how sweet a guy I can be??? LOL


sextoyking only the best web design!

sport sucks.

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not all sport, just american football :-))))

LOL

cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

makes me feel good to keep you up:)
---

that sounds like pillow talk todd :-))))

cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

anyone in Australia that has any worth while atheltic skills come to the USA
_______________

And swimming does not count.
***************
What about sex???
Thats' really athletic - I'm good at that?!

Cj is right - we are a small country we simply don't have the money or resources.
I can't see how ANY sportsperson can justify a $30+ million a year sallary anyhow - sport sucks.
Kitty ONLY @$ HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

Wow I just get the voting up and to my suprise Sweet T is taking an early lead but still a long way to go make sure you vote I want to make sure the best asshole gets what he / she deserves !!

Mutt GREAT SONG !!

Remember VOTE !
http://isjustanasshole.com




Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Sweet T asshole of the year ???

Ah Mike,
you awaken from the bed..

makes me feel good to keep you up:)
sextoyking only the best web design!

hahaha todd you will not get anywhere talking dirty to me...

You know that is a form of ass kissing, right??

Pucker up sweety pie...
Mike AI We don't advertise on your Who Is info! hahaha

Don't worry Mike,

I would never hurt my little republican bitch..
sextoyking only the best..

mike, your comparisons are based on a country with 19 million people - i'm sure you have a larger selection of good sportspersons - not by much though.

calculate it on a per capita - no actually, don't, then you'll have to think of another unrelated argument to defend your point.

as for american football having the best athletes in the world ... you truly are delusional!!! go get some sleep sweet thing, try again when you are refreshed :-)))


cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

I am going to sleep. All of your Aussies know I love you all. I do not need anyone else added to the line to kick my butt... my dance card already got longer today... right todd??

I will take votes for Asshole of the year though.... :-)


Mike AI We don't advertise on your Who Is info! hahaha

anyone in Australia that has any worth while atheltic skills come to the USA
_______________

And swimming does not count. If Thorpe ran a 4.3 40 yard dash and had great ball handling skills he would be playing the NFL making 4 million a year...


Mike AI We don't advertise on your Who Is info! hahaha

HAHAHA American Football has the best athletes in the world... only NBA basketball can come close.

The speed, the strength, the hand/eye cordination, the brains to play in the NFL is unsurpassed. Where else can you find a man who is 6'8", 300lbs, who can run a sub par 40 yard dash?

The best atheletes go where the most money is. Simple atheltic economics... anyone in Australia that has any worth while atheltic skills come to the USA to try and make it in the NFL, or NBA... That is where the money is...

I think you guys have added a few great punters, and few back up centers in the NBA!

I think that is about the same as Guatamala! :-) hahaha


Mike AI We don't advertise on your Who Is info! hahaha

The pads in American Football allow people to hit and make tougher and more violent hits.
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This is true - being a bit of a tom boy myslef - i played both at high school and Grid iron is definately more violent.

AFL on the other hand is a MUCH more skillful sport - those guys can kick a ball the length of a field! AFL stars are very wuickly signed up by the NFL because of their tremendous (dare i say it) ball handling skills.


BTW- Does anyone know the ppl from REALDOLL ??
The memebers on my board want a Kitty Real Doll giveaway! :P

Kitty ONLY @$ HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

mike, in typical american defensive style, you have raised the point of 'our sport is more violent and we are tougher therefore we are better sportsmen'

*rolling eyes*

sport is not about who can ram into each other the hardest without causing permanent injury - its about skill. every point you just made validates why i dislike the 'sport'.

When i want to see people ramming each other, i watch wrestling!



cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

Stallion someone just e-mailed me said that you quit under protest because of the issues contained in this article.

http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/15068.html

I am not sure if this is true, but if it is kudis - you have my respect. I know I could not work with anyone who is stealing from people like the article above mentions.

Mike AI We don't advertise on your WhoIs info! hahaha

that is just some shit ..... is business that bad ??

http://directnic.com/ looks like the way to go for us.

professionalism is the key to business.

Cybrglide

CJ - Aussie Football is a tough sport, but it cannto compare to American Football. To claim that it is as violent and a tougher game because of the lack of pads is absurd.

The pads in American Football allow people to hit and make tougher and more violent hits.

It is like compairing your local neighboorhood kids racing their go carts around, to NASCAR racing. Since the go cart kids do not have helmets and other protective gear, they must be better the the NASCAR racers since they wear all the protective gear and helmets.

Wake up girl....

Your entire country could not field an all star team to beat even a good college team in the USA. I promise you there is not many people down under who would want to tackle Jerome Bettis without equipment on. Or anyone on your island who could keep up with Marshell Faulk...


Mike AI We don't advertise on your WhoIs info! hahaha

CG - HAHAHA I think gord must be desperate that is pretty low. Maybe the FTC is already investigating him!

Still waiting for him opinion on this article:

http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/15068.html

Here is a small snipet of the article:

ICANN's Hewitt says there's not much her organization can do to help people who've bought the .usa or .sex names.

"We're not the Internet police," she said. "We're just trying to keep the Internet running smoothly."

Hewitt suggests consumers take their complaints to the Federal Trade Commission, which monitors Internet fraud,
and their local district attorney. They should also contest the charges to their credit cards, she said.

"It's sad, but that's the problem with the Internet," she said. "It's a wonderful opportunity for businesses, but
there's also snake-oil salesmen out there."
Mike AI We don't advertise on your WhoIs info! hahaha

so you can understand it is the best sport on the planet.
---

LMFAO!!!!!

I've got a better idea - visit down under and I'll show you how REAL football is played :-)))


cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

can you send me your #

mark @ extremegreen DOT com

i'll call you tomorrow
Cybrglide

CJ you know I am becoming more and more interested in your aussie women... :-) Maybe I will take some time to explain American Football to you so you can understand it is the best sport on the planet.

CG- I am sure we can take it at directnic.com
Mike AI

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

I think aussie spammers like scat and beastiality equally ...

you are still missing my original point. I just can't get into a sport where the men are wearing so many clothes ... sport should be played in shorts - preferably tiny ones ...

:-)

cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

ok kewl, I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands ;-))

just noticed some disturbing shit too, do a whois on that domain.

you'll see a nice fuckin ad ;((
what kind of bullshit is that ??

directnic have room for our domains ??

Cybrglide

mike, let me rephrase my original point
american football is crap
__________________

What is it for you and your fellow Aussies and poo?? Everytime I get a spam from an aussie its fora scat site.

Is he whole continent fecal freaks?? Dookie tasters? :-) hahaha



Mike AI

root = aussie slang for fuck
(just to fill you yankees in)

mike, let me rephrase my original point
american football is crap

:-)
cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

Sure... :-) I will take it.
Mike AI

you want it ?

I have no long term use for it like you do ..


Cybrglide

CG -
Yeah I knew I left some strings open, glad you grabbed it.
Mike AI

Mike, did Billy mention the domain I came across to you ?


Cybrglide

Kitty what does one have to do to win that content??? Fill us in!!
Mike AI

Well, not nice girls. ;))
************
Are you saying I am not nice????!!
:P


Hey ppl - only 24 hours to go until the 17 CD draw goes off- we are tellign jokes over there right now - some coe have a giggle and maybe win a shit load of content!

Kitty ONLY @$ HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE DRAW!!! START POSTING!!!!!!!!

I think it's important to point out before this goes any further, that Aussie girls do not 'Root, root, root for the home team'.

Well, not nice girls. ;))


Lisa I'm not telling...neener neener...

american football sucks.
_____________

So CJ you are saying you have a lot in common with American football then?


I only play Santa for naughty girls 18 or over.


Mike AI

commando under a santa suit. don't let your children visit this santa!!

LOL

american football sucks.


cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

Aeon, that is a good post - you make some good points!!

Stop by more often, and add your 2 cents!



Mike AI

and what the AgeOath sites I've stummbled uppon seem to be doing.

should be -

stummbled upon seem to not be doing

Typing sucks -
L'hit
aeon

Ohhhh no CJ, I am going commando! :-)


Lisa, shhhhhh don't give my secret away!!


Monday Night Football has been a good game!!
Mike AI

"And very nice feature AgeOath has: make it possible for webmasters to promote OTHER webmasters premium sites."

<--- very cool marketing option and one compelling factor in potentially getting a designed site - but for the premium sites. ARS should add boatloads of premium content for AgeOath as a perk {easier sales pitch once they're horny with perks}...to get decent rebill rates.

It's just too easy to hit other AVS's site and get weekly models, personals, jokes, chat, 10'000/S pics, videos, etc. and say "why in the hell am I paying for just this?" Unless all the sites would be extremely vertical niches - 700 7000 or 7000 pictures isn't going to retain anyone.

If that happened and Ibill wasn't in charge of the AVS transactions - I think a lot more AVS webmasters would be looking much closer at AgeOath.

SOme of the sites look damn cool - it's a shame that most top designers don't understand selling :)

I'd avoid the enter/join/member crap

a simple (textlink)ENTER AgeOath HERE(textlink) On your main/index page - should work quite well and get you some joy from the SE's if you sneak keyphrases in those links,

next link (textlink)Click Here To Continue(textlink) same thing too, and don't forget to add title tags to your links as well for the SE g-d.

you make all of your images a link to the next page {you don't want them backing out unil they hit the script page} - the slices.logo, etc, Don't let any AVS surfer know he has to "buy" or "Join" = cash = bye bye sale - until you get him through the AVS script (Hopefully horny before he see's the CC form :)

Just pointing out from an avs perspective of what works generally and what the AgeOath sites I've stummbled uppon seem to be doing. Graphically intense can be worked with, if you can control the navigation of the surfer and fit "talking to the surfer" in them, then quality designed sites work great.

best of luck -
l'hit
aeon
aeon

Well nows the time to VOTE for the person you think is the biggest asshole of the year !

I know over the last few weeks Marc De has been making a run for the title but can be beat people like Brad and Serge who have been assholes for years??? Only time will tell VOTE NOW !!

http://isjustanasshole.com

And remember the asshole of the year will get a special gift from Brads special friend at the party in Vegas !!




Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) VOTE NOW ..... VOTE NOW ....

mike, are you wearing the red thong I like under that suit?

lisa LMAO!!!
cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

CJ, don't do it!!!

He'll want to talk about the first thing that pops up! ;))


LIsa I'm not telling...neener neener...

CJ sit in my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas!!
Mike AI

mike, fag's have better taste than that ...


>>that line is longer than the line at the mall for santa:)

didn't you hear? mike is moonlighting this year ...

:-)))


cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

HAHAHA GRimm you have a mac?? I think he line will be forming to mention you are a fag!

What color did you get?? Fresh Mint?? Lucious Mango? Fruity Rasberry?


Mike AI

and here is a shot in the dark., I have rogue spear on my ibook, and i cant get my mouse to work with it, so no shooting, which makes the game less fun.

anyone have rogue spear on the mac?
grimm The Shit

that line is longer than the line at the mall for santa:)


hook me up with someone who has good sugar bowl tickets and ill kiss YOUR ass:)
grimm The Shit

Grimm you will have to wait in line.... :-)
Mike AI

Mike.. i want to beat you up already, on principle:)
grimm The Shit

I dont usually kiss ass, but i have been impressed by his organizations professionalism, client relations, and work.
_________

Grimm if I told you that you kiss ass would you want to beat me up??


Mike AI

just a plug, i am having another projecct done by sharky, and his work kicks ass. never disappoints.

www.aaaadultdesign.com

reliable, fast, some of the best work out there.

I dont usually kiss ass, but i have been impressed by his organizations professionalism, client relations, and work.

grimm The Shit

BossHawg... you work for ARS? then please contact me at your convenience regarding your AVS. thanks.

grimm

I really dont think the BIG tgp guys have caught on how easy it would be for them to sell these new AVS sites. There is TONS of high quality AgeOath Premium sites that were made just to convert TGP traffic...
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Bosshawg, if tgp's started filtering the bulk of their traffic through an avs, that will begin the process of re-educating that traffic into 'paying' for porn.

You have the perfect system there for turning shitty traffic into a goldmine :-)



awesome new proggie tonda, brad & team!! congrats!!



cj (vaginator) Free signups are worth $70!!!

Life sure is a lot easier when OTHER people are constantly playing catch up.

Marc De ARS AVS - At Least SOMEBODY Is Innovative.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Looks like SOMEBODY is jealous.
Maybe SOMEBODY is nervous.
Perhaps SOMEBODY is petty.
Appears SOMEBODY cannot handle competition.

Of course I am a NOBODY, so I guess it does not matter.
Jealous Nelly

Brad -

Congrats on the launch of version 4!

I have to tell you, the midget site is one of my favorite:-))
sharky Who said Serge sucks?

Amusing story...Afghan Has a Blade at Bush's Neck

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,39874,00.html
Ulfie

Marc, nobody ever called me an innovator;-)
Brad Shaw Midget Sites Convert!

mutt,
"Man I'd love to see Bin Laden, Arafat and Hussien swinging from a tree."

No disagreement here! I'd be happy to pull the ropes!
Torone

A big wave to the OPRANOITES.

Greetings to Serge and all of his people that like to go off on each other in an amusing way on this board...hehe

Shout out to Setgo and all of the Setgoites. I want to see all of DIG's images from his party. Congratz on that by the way!

Sup to Da Hawg and all of his PRcitizens.

I big hello to all of those that I have not met yet.

Hefner is taking design offers. Hit me on my mailbox. May get some special people some great holiday rates (smiles). Hopefully Serge will co-sign for me...hehe

I want to see all photos from the internext coming up! I cant wait.

If anyone has any cool pictures to send me, that do not include viruses... hit me up. I always love getting new content to view.

Holla at Hef!


Young Hefner A Design Studio that REALLY DESIGNS

Sorry - didn't mean to silence the 'room' :) I'm off to play some Halo!

Marc De Age Oath - New Ways To Make You Money!