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Ridge put out another high security alert. Wonder what they've picked up on.

I read that British SAS unit taking down Bin Laden by 2 hours.

Man I'd love to see Bin Laden, Arafat and Hussien swinging from a tree.
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Haven't been to Spearmint Rhino. I'll try it in january!
Troels Keyshield.com

HAHAHA Troels.... hot women, and good business contacts! :-)

T - you are so right. I have had some great nights at the Horse. Of coure I have only been to Rhino once, and it was a nice experience - I think it was for you too! :-)
Mike AI Can you guess the secret celeb ???

Voodooman....

I think it depends on which door you go in??? ;-)

--T

SweetT NationalNet

Are sales kicking ass for everybody else the last 4-5 days? I hate to be paranoid, but unexplainable sales volume with steady traffic makes my feet itch...

Diamond Jim Get in while we're hot!

The Crazy Horse Too among others are over rated, IMHO that is.
Spearmint Rhino is about the best
Vegas has to offer.
voodooman Zmaster

No he's not going.

Marius and I are going along with some dutch guys. And KingK and his boyfriend Frank.

Yep, I'll look for you. We're staying at the Venetian (and Crazy Horse 2 :)
Troels Keyshield.com

Troels...Yeah Morty has submitted a few sites. I will definitely be looking out for you in Vegas. Morty going to Vegas?

BossHawg AgeOath - Take MarcDe's Money! Highest Paying AVS!

Mike,
I thought you only wanted to be introduced to the women? :)
Troels Keyshield.com

Morty sounds like a hell of a guy. Someone needs to introduce me in Vegas!! :-)
Mike AI Can you guess the secret celeb ???

Actually I think Morty is working on your system already :)
Troels Keyshield.com

Troels...Yes I may have met you...My memory isn't the best though :)

I believe I have seen the system you have in use. I was tempted to buy it but passed for AVSBlitz. Looked SUPER powerful. Feel free to subimt some sites to AgeOath. We got quite a bit of traffic flowing around the internal link list already thanks to ARS's exits and some SE stuff!

BossHawg AgeOath - Take MarcDe's Money! Highest Paying AVS!

I agree Mike.
And very nice feature AgeOath has: make it possible for webmasters to promote OTHER webmasters premium sites.

Troels Keyshield.com - We have the same feature :)

Yep - Morty is the best programmer I've met.

I think we shook hands at your party in Miami. I was with Marius (MrSoze), but very drunk so I'm not sure ;)
Troels Keyshield.com

There is money to be made in Quality AVS sites, I think some of AgeOaths are kicking. It helps spread the wealth around, and gives a certain amount of value to the surfer.

Mike AI They all asked for you....

Troels...I saw your in your tag you plugged KeyShield...

You work with Morty? Very cool guy.

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

It's not available to anyone but very cool :)
php all the way. Option to submit to dmoz, linklists, tgp, tgp2 as well. Adds fpa's after x number of days. Fully webbased admin. It doesn't use templates - which makes it even less detactable. Maybe we'll test AgeOath and see if you 'catch' us ;)
AdultCheck still haven't.

We do have AVSblitz but we use this instead.
Troels Keyshield.com

No I would rather not comment on questions asked about others.

:)
Stallion
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Stallion,
I hope FTC never depose you,
the comments they ask might spoil a day
;-)))
Serge

Troels...Yeah we have a copy of AVSBlitz...

Nice and powerful, but a LONG setup time...just like any automation script though...

What script you use?

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

Serge...Yeah I am very excited to be involved with ARS in this AVS, and I think the sky is the limit. I really dont think the BIG tgp guys have caught on how easy it would be for them to sell these new AVS sites. There is TONS of high quality AgeOath Premium sites that were made just to convert TGP traffic...

http://www.rudysrxs.com/ageoathX.htm
http://www.nickystarks.net/booty/

also there is a TON of paysite quality sites available to promote as well:
http://www.cottoncuties.com/index2.html
http://www.thesmutking.com/index2.html

you can also promote one of the only GAY TOON sites out there:
http://www.one-step-to-heaven.com/gay-toon-com/index2.html
and be paid of course the $30 per signup. The possiblities are endless with AgeOath :)))

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

You are correct - it's 8 per day for Cyberage. Sux for us script guys ;)
Troels Keyshield.com

Serge,

No I would rather not comment on questions asked about others.

:)
Stallion

Troels..Flooding of the link list is NOT encouraged. We only allow 15 templates per site, and only accept 25 sites per day/per webmaster.

CyberAge just dropped their maximum submissions to I believe 8 a day, probably due to their link list already being HUGE. We are very new, and still growing so we are more than happy to take 25 sites a day from webmasters.

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

I don't know what Gord would think about that article but I am sure that you can ask him as I can't comment for him.

:)
Stallion
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why?

did he fire you and made you sing non-disclosure?
;-)))

son of a bitch!
Serge

Upsells, if done right, inside an AVS site are easy and money in the bank!

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!
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BossHawg,
I think you might be right and on to something....

I personally take heart that ARS name is behind it and webmasters are gonna get paid,
like they always been in the past..

I'm sure some webmasters rememebr VIPjim and his failed AVS proggy
Serge

Nice one BossHawg :)

Maybe AgeOath guys could answer if they've implemented any system to prevent webmasters from flooding their linklists?

Or is it encouraged?
Troels

Serge and MikeAi,

I don't know what Gord would think about that article but I am sure that you can ask him as I can't comment for him.

:)
Stallion

It's a wonderful opportunity for businesses, but
there's also snake-oil salesmen out there."

Mike AI
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isn't that what EXACTLY you were saying all along??????

why stupid people argue with Oprano instead of just READING what's posted and follow on it, TODD?
Serge

Troels... HAHA...that site we have is a FUCKED up site. Some half ass looking busted trannies. But that has to appeal to some fucken surfer HAHA

http://www.dudeswithtits.com

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

Its amazing to me, just how
stupid some people are, or
how stupid some people think
Serge is.
voodooman Zmaster

Dudes With Tits 441 400 1 1:400 $30.00

Hahahaa Dude with tits!!

Is that a webmaster board? :)))
Troels

Serge..You mentioned:
"What is EXACT benefit of webmaster putting AVS besides making it more hard for surfers jerk off for free?"

Simple. It allows you to pre-qualify the surfer and make sure the traffic eating up your bandwidth is a credit card carrying and spending surfer. Upsells, if done right, inside an AVS site are easy and money in the bank!

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

Damn, nice spam in the middle of this discussion.

Toolz ARS AVS: Age Oath

I wonder what Gord's view on this article.

http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/15068.html

Here is a small snipet of the article:

ICANN's Hewitt says there's not much her organization can do to help people who've bought the .usa or .sex names.

"We're not the Internet police," she said. "We're just trying to keep the Internet running smoothly."

Hewitt suggests consumers take their complaints to the Federal Trade Commission, which monitors Internet fraud,
and their local district attorney. They should also contest the charges to their credit cards, she said.

"It's sad, but that's the problem with the Internet," she said. "It's a wonderful opportunity for businesses, but
there's also snake-oil salesmen out there."

Mike AI They all asked for you....

Mike...In regards to conversions, I will copy a few of my own personal stats from my own SE traffic going to AgeOath:

Balloon Sex 1761 1573 0 N/A $0.00
Transsexual Teens 11365 9801 39 1:251 $1170.00
India XXX 855 709 0 N/A $0.00
India Pussy 806 681 4 1:170 $120.00
Foot Fetish Portal 533 458 2 1:229 $60.00
Ebony VIP 171 163 2 1:81 $60.00
Dudes With Tits 441 400 1 1:400 $30.00
BBW Portal 130 114 1 1:114 $30.00
Anal Exxxtreme 914 851 1 1:851 $30.00

As you can see some sites do better than others, but this is only my own traffic to my own preminum sites.

BossHawg AgeOath - ARS's AVS that pays BUKU dollars!

If I knew you were that
desperate I would have just given you a pass code haha :)))
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Marc, laugh your heart out,
but in 2 weeks I'll have the numbers
of your closing ratious,
compliments of Oprano readers
;-)))

we'll see who laughs last!
Serge

Bosshawg is going to come and give some more info as he runs the day to day of Age Oath.
However, I can say the opportunity to have a site for your traffic is endless. We noticed
a lot of webmasters complaining about not having this or that type of paysite.
Our affilliate paysite partners can only build and maintain so many sites, so Age
Oath was the solution.

At Age Oath a webmaster can create a super niche site and send his own traffic to it
and make $40 per sign up. What is great is other ARS webmasters can send traffic to that
same Age Oath Premium Site and earn $30 flat rate. The owner of the site would in turn
make $10 for doing nothing but having his/her site in the Age Oath Premium listings.

As the Premium link list grows, so does the authorized sites to send traffic to in ARS.
We will literally have 1000's of sites to send traffic to. And we know how AVS's
convert. Its amazing and an excellent opportunity for webmasters.

Marc De 3rd Party Webmaster Program? Click To Learn More

Stallion, is Gord still selling .SEX domain extensions???

he might join Hooper soon...
http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/15068.html
Serge

how do I get on your xmas list?
lmao! :))
Star
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elementary, Watson!

I'll add ALL who can put MarcDe's AgeOath on sites for two weeks and provide me with their closing ratious!

Not that I don't beleive Marc,
but I'd like to have the numbers which came from the trenches!
;_)))

Serge

n our first month we had over 1000 sites added to our portfolio!
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Marc De,
what is EXACT benefit of webmaster putting AVS besides making it more hard for surfers jerk off for free?
Serge

Serge,

If it makes my ass hurt less,
how do I get on your xmas list?
lmao! :))
Star To Find out more about me...Click Here!

Marc De, have any conversions to speak about for AgeOath?? I am curious how some of the super niche sites are doing.

Mike AI They all asked for you....

Vick,
why cum in the mouth when just spit will suffice?
;-))

Serge

Serge - I noticed you referred yourself to Age Oath. If I knew you were that
desperate I would have just given you a pass code haha :)))

In our first month we had over 1000 sites added to our portfolio!

Marc De ARS AVS - Age Oath

hahaha Serge..

Thanks but no thanks.. My ass is tatooed Exit Only :)
Stallion

Serge - got it after I posted and read your $1
Congrats - job well done
Vick Descartes would use this program ... I think

Torone
I have not had that great of sales from TGP2, but yes the click through has been pretty good from them. Guess I really need to play the TGP2 more. I really would like to see TGP go away even through that is what I do best with.

I have been frustrated with the TGP2 having so many different sets of rules for what is not a lot of traffic from each one.

I don't mind building a gallery just for the Hun, but to build just for someplace that is going to send 1k in hits doesn't make sense.

It is still about numbers and even if the click through is higher from TGP2 you still make more with less work doing regular TGP, but I do hope that this will change. About the only people that TGP2 would be bad for is the hosting companies, less BW getting sold, lol.

Cleo Links

Serge - It's 6:00 PM EST - will the crying start soon? Curious
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of course not!

I made a bet for $1 with JohnIp that I'll shut Hooper's mouth for a day...and I won!

Now I want my $1 and I'm putting the check on the wall!

Serge

I love election years for the campaign commercials. The ones with the ominous music and evil tone

Todd SexToyKing is reaaaaaaaaaal liberal.
Todd SexToyKing wants to give YOUR children HEROIN.
Todd SexToyKing is soooooooooooo liberal he once had sex with his pet poodle.
Todd SexToyKing wants to be YOUR governor.

Todd SexToyKing is reaaaaaaaaaaal liberal.

Todd SexToyKing is reaaaaaaaaaaaaal scary.

mutt NakedNews signs deal with iN Demand Pay per View , 1 out of 11 Brits Use Prostitutes......news updated round the clock.....search over 300 news source

DJ - Going to the Glutch? Or driving Todd there or to each by ability and to each by need

Serge - It's 6:00 PM EST - will the crying start soon? Curious

Torone - TGP 2 numbers are good and growing everyday

Vick Descartes would use this program ... I think

I think Viacream is like MarcDe's AVS,
it makes you cum faster
;-)))
Serge

Star,

he is buying it for xmas gifts :-)

q
Stallion
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Stallion,
I hope your ass will enjoy it too!
;-)))
Serge

why are you buying Viacream?
:)
Star
*****************

Star, ass hole hurst less this way,
you should try it on your anus too!
;-)))
Serge

DJ I hope you are ready to recount this story to Todd's face!! He was in the military and never backs down. Don't hide behind your keyboard!!!

Mike AI They all asked for you....

Star,

he is buying it for xmas gifts :-)

q
Stallion

John,
I think I won the bet!

you owe me a dollar!

I shot his mouth for a day, haven't I!?

Please have Sammi cut us a check for $1 and I'll put it on the wall!

hahahahahahaha,
I LOVE sucker's bets!
;_)))
Serge

Serge,

why are you buying Viacream?
:)
Star Make Some Xtra Xmas Money

I'll bet you could use some of Todd's hits, Torone. And following the consistent philosophy of the liberal dogma, you're actually entitled to them. You see, Todd didn't work for his traffic and success and doesn't deserve to keep it himself. His traffic was magically created out of thin air and therefore a fair share belongs to the common man. Todd is unjustly holding a disproportionate share of the sex toy business and the common webmaster won't stand for it much longer. Also, I notice his design business has an uncommonly large number of samples, meaning Todd is hogging an unfair amount of the design work out there. He is clearly in violation of liberal ethics, as it's been proven that his hard work and good service in that area don't entitle him to more wealth; rather he is taking advantage of others less capable then he. Tsk tsk tsk....

Diamond Jim

KoKo, I think China is a huge threat to the global economy, and pacific rim security. While I am up for free trade, I do not think we should pander to Communist governments to get it. I think the Clinton Administration put us in a bad spot with China, and that its going to take years to get our of it.

I do not think Bush will bow down to the Chinese, nor will he accept illegal campaing contributions and sell our country down the drain.

I think the US has shown that cheap labor jobs leaving a country does not hurt, but can acutally move the economy to new heights.
Mike AI They all asked for you....

Actually, I believe the phrase intended was 'talking out your ass', LOL.
Torone

Damn! I looked away from the 'puter for a minute and typed THP2 instead of TGP2! I'm taking care of my granddaughter right now, and I gotta watch her (she's 18 months).
Torone

Peaches,

I wonder how many people
go in that store and ask
if they can try. ;-)

Serge,

Say it isnt so, tell me you
dont willingly take it up the ass.
:-O
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo,
I guess I'll have to get serious about THP2, then. I've tried it enough to see that clickthrough ratios are extremely high.
Torone

next thing you know you'll be taking up your ass like Serge does...
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And i will be standing right behind you with my strap on - waiting! ;)
Kitty the BIGGEST content GIVEAWAY EVER!!!! post HERE

Serge,
You're a great messenger!

Diamond Jim,
I could USE some of Todd's traffic for the E.T. Shop, LOL.
Torone

Men...you can't live with them and you sure as hell can't live without them:)
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Tonda, it's "Men, you can't live without them and you can't kill them" (well, you CAN but if people start wondering where they are.........;))

Ill give you a clue though
You can beat your meat all
you want, it will make it
more tender, but doesnt do
shit for taste.
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There's a meat store in the Outer Banks and a big sign on the way in that says "No one can Beat our Meat". I get a teenaged kick out of it every time I go to the beach ;))

Now, boys, behave! :)

Peaches

Damn, I'm starting to post like
Serge.
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next thing you know you'll be taking up your ass like Serge does...
;-))

best of luck, mate!
Serge

Damn, I'm starting to post like
Serge.
privleges = privileges

voodooman Zmaster

Good speaking with you, we'll talk soon!
KB
***************

I never spoke with this woman in my life!
;-))

Serge

So much for doctor/patient
privleges. :-))
I dont think that prescription
could be copied.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Mike,

I also love international economics, so what's your opinion on the current state of things? ; )

Asia looks pretty gloomy, particularly Japan, China is totally siphoning all the growth from all the other countries i.e.. Japan, Korea etc... Cheap labor is killing them all. Japan is basically getting a taste of what they did to us during the late 70's early 80's.

KoKo SoftwareBucks.com

KB,
is this about:
1) my purchase of Viacream?

2) VIP passes to PHB?

3) Torah Discussions?

4) Bribe to give you my points towards Asshole of the Year?

can you give me some preview?
;-)))

You forgot I have a copy of the prescription VooDooMan had me fill :-))

Good speaking with you, we'll talk soon!
KB HerbalO 's get you Herbal ho's.....

I hate this 'puter that I am on right now, slow conection and no spell check. Lets also blame my spelling on Serge.

Cleo

Torone, am I a good messenger?
;-))))
Serge

Torone, that's part of the liberal plan to re-distribute traffic to those more in need. Next up : re-distribution of sex toy hits. It's only fair, because there are sex toy distributors who may have more traffic than the little guy, and we all know the immoral basis behind someone else having more...

Diamond Jim Lessons anyone?

Cleo,

My ratios to SIC Cash are doing very well. 1:41 with Pantyhose Nudes and 1:199 with Big Fucking Orgy on TGP traffic.
Stallion

That and I think we should blam Serge, in fact lets blam everything on Serge.

Cleo

Traffic has dropped off from sources like Greenguy and PK,
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The TGP are taking all the traffic. I'm getting more traffic then ever from TGP, but sales suck, but they don't suck as much as what I'm doing from free sites.

Cleo

Cleo,
I agree! Lets figure out why traffic has been doing strange things for the last month. Anyone got any ideas? I mean, like Traffic has dropped off from sources like Greenguy and PK, and I'm getting hits from sources I've never heard of.
Torone

BTW Todd is such a moron, you can probably keep him posting for the next three hours :-))
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Todd, is this a proper English?????
Serge

Hey Cleo, whats up?
*********************

Nothing here that's for sure

Cleo

I am not in the mood to debate or discuss my views on this open market world we live in. as far as butt smoocher and all that, grow the fuck up. you have a problem with me, see me in vegas, I never back down, bet you won't talk alot of smack there, when your not behind your keyboard
__________________________

HAHAHA Todd, if you do not know me better then this. I have no problem talking smack to anyone in front of their faces, I do not hide behind my keyboard. I will call you a butt-smooching, bleeding heart liberal anywhere you want. I would like to think that would not be enough for you to take a swing at me, but hey that is your call. I personally am a lover not a fighter... :-)

I have to say I am dissapointed in you, you seem kind of tense, you really need to get laid.

Let me know when you are ready to discuss International Economics... Politics is my favorite hobbie, and International Economics and foreign policy some of my favorite topics!

:-)

Mike AI They all asked for you....

Cleo,

Hey Cleo, whats up?
voodooman Zmaster

Show some fucking respect, like I would show you!
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Hey, Diction Nazi and the rest of English admiration Society,
does it word WOULD implys that he is NOT showing me any respect at the moment and him showing me respect is conditional upon me showing respect????

Todd, are you saying what you meaning or
just TRYING to mean what you are saying????
Serge

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Todd,
Even though Leahy leaked sensitive information back during the Reagan era and got himself kicked off the Armed Services Committee, you LOVE him? No further comment is necessary from me.
Torone

Show some fucking respect, like I would show you!
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Todd,
you've got my respect because I see a positive changes in you, you now DENY you are Hear Bleeding Liberal,
and
this is a step in the right direction.

I think you'll end up as VP as John Birch Society in 30-40 years and blame it all on...
MikeAI!
Serge

Serge,

I guess you fucking taught me english hugh?? Show some fucking respect, like I would show you!
sextoyking

I'd like to discuss some things with you.
KB
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KB,
is this about:
1) my purchase of Viacream?

2) VIP passes to PHB?

3) Torah Discussions?

4) Bribe to give you my points towards Asshole of the Year?

can you give me some preview?
;-)))
Serge

Todd,

this is how this SHOULD be written:

Serge you ARE A moron,
I love my logic and my opinions, you were OUT OF line and showed me NO respect after all these years..

Todd,
who the fuck taught you English????
Serge

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