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Hooper's Story

There once was a happy little Hooper buzzing around a barn one day, when
he happened upon a
large pile of fresh cow manure.

Since it had been hours since his last
meal and he was
feeling hunger pangs, he flew down
to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. He ate....and
ate....and then...he ate
some more!!!

Finally, he decided he'd had plenty. He washed his face with his tiny
front legs, belched
a few times, then
attempted to fly away. But!

alas...he had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.

He looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation
when he spotted a
pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.

He'd found a solution!! He realized if he could just become airborne
he'd be able to fly
again.

So, he painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, he
took a deep breath,
spread his tiny fly
wings, and leaped confidently into the air. He dropped like a rock and
splattered all over
the floor.. .DEAD...
;-(((

The moral of this sad story?

"Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit!"
Serge

just made it home, shit what a party.

woke up on Serge's lawn this morning, his neighbors
dog sniffing my ass !!

damn what a night ...

Serge thanks for everything ;-)

voodoo, great steaks ;-)

Cybrglide EG V3.0 .....

Morning all,

what's new in oprano land??

sounds like a great party Serge, can you send me some of those steaks?

sextoyking Designs are our name:)

Sharky,
you got that right, bro
;-)))
Serge

"I heard they allowed playing golf once a month,
if you stay with Gucci at Eglin Aiforce Base"

I lived on Eglin AFB for 6 years with my family.... The prisoners have free run of the base, ANBD they get free housing to live in WITH their families!

life is so fucking rough for them.

sharky

6pm Eastern/Central/Pacific time???
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

MikeAI,
all I promissed was not to cum in his mouth and...
I LIED!
;-)))

Anyway,
he'll be HERE at 6 pm tomorrow,
I GUARANTEE THAT!
Serge

Serge I think hooper has a crush on you. It always amazes me how little guys always follow behind the big guys like puppy dogs. I think hooper is a jilted lover... did you promise to make him something he is not?
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

I am back - Nick how are you - tell Tony he should be here with me, Chuck also and of course Red Lion.

Drop me a line

Mollusk
Mollusk

BTW,
here is my prediction....

at 6 pm SHARP, on Monday,
Hooper will be here on this board,
drunk like a scunk, crying on everybody's shoulder how unfait life is.

MARK MY WORD,
6 pm tomorrow nite,
check your calenders
Serge

Hooper,
that's the problem young and stupid have...
you wait 'till Monday,
while I exercised my citizen duties and made deposition on Friday....

Have a very pleasant time in minimum security correctional facilities...
I heard they allowed playing golf once a month,
if you stay with Gucci at Eglin Aiforce Base....but you have to beg to be extradited to Florida
;-)))
Serge

Mutt... I think Detroit will cover, as they have done a good job of covering all season... despite their dismal 0fer record... but they have their work cut out for them today...

They should start the damn rookie QB.. Batch sure aint doing it.. might as well get the kid some experience! ;-)

Its tough being a Lions fan! LOL

fatbaby

MikeAI,
I haven't...
I don't know what he does about him and I don't care...
I dumped the garbage, now it's been processed,
I can't care less
;-)))
Serge

My Pick Of The Day is DETROIT.

Debating whether to call the bookie now.
mutt

HAHAHA not this week Ulfie!!

Serge, have you spoke to Mr. Korbin about the Hooper situation? I had a conversation with him late last night...
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

Hooper,
who's gonna make payments to webmasters when you do time?
Serge

Hooper,
will your shiksa get converted back to Christianity after divorce?
Serge

I agree ulfie....
some wide spreads there and some must win games for mediocre teams...
ugh...

GreekFold Like His Fox News Babe

Meni - thought you were only attracted to one type of woman ...
Breathing

Would rather read askmeni.com than watch an Adam Sandler movie

Ulfie - that might not be a bad thing

Vick $$$$$

Mike, that's because you pick the Saints every week. haha

Ulfie

Have you seen my scores Ulfie?? I have no faith in anything any more! haha
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

Meni, I thought you were gay, that might answer your question. ;)

On another note, did anyone else find that picking this weeks games was extremely difficult? I have very little faith in any of my pics this week.

Ulfie

Meni,
what about Asian MEN?

Anthony said you grabbed his ass TWICE last time he saw you
Serge

I have a serious question.
I have never been attracted to asian women.
Why is that?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I like my tea with real cream if you know what I mean Sergey.

Hey look, I'm not the only shining star from Manchester, NH (besides Adam Sandler)

http://news.excite.com/news/r/011201/07/tech-tech-kamen-invention-dc
Dean Kamen in the news.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

the Japanese porn star still look pretty cute.

Asians and blacks age better.
mutt

that's good joee found his way to serge's place. did zhora get any good leg humping in on joee?

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Meni,
I am not sure....
nobody get nekkid, nobody was molested, fondled
(well, except JoeE maybe, I couldn't help myself with his muscles)

is that your cup of tea?
;-))
Serge

Serge did I miss a party?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Webfather, those were the tastiest steakes I EVER had in my life...
I think me and Voodoo gonna be looking to open our own steakhouse and put Hooters to shame with OUR service and TASTE!
;-)))

If you neighbors tell you that police helicopters was making circles in the area, don't believe 'em,
we were very careful with your back yard!
;-)))
Serge

Serge.....sorry we missed the party. Just had an offer I could not refuse. ;-))))

Webfather

BTW,
Joee showed me something very interesting...THIS BOY HAS MUSCLES!

He took me aside, took his shirt off (after I refused selling him ad on Oprano, AGAIN)
I don't know what he meant by it,
was he proposing?
was he offering to be my stunt double with RB?

the future will tell...
;-)))
Serge

Jim,
I missed your truck too...
it would have been nice if you pulled JoeE's car out of my garage so when he were leaving he'd have a "stress test", compliments of Oprano and Mr. Cash
;-))
Serge

btw..the new truck is GREAT!
Don't know if it was worth missing a party over...but I can pull the boat and THEN SOME!

BigDog

Serge...miss one party...ok...miss 2?!?! NEVER!!
BigDog

Jim,
I am affraid you did.....

1) JoeE is always fun, especially after he gets good news from JB,

2) Steakes were SUPERB, Voodoo got rounds of applauds and he felt so shy that he fell into the pool!

3) Computer programmers (my friends) grilling guys about how can they make money without knowing Java and HTML was fun to watch!

4) Shannon, as always, outdid herself and I was seduced by her desert, my pic with 10 pounds I gained will be posted tomorrow.

5) Cybrglide vehemently denied him being "anywhere near gayish" made me beleive he is coming with gay program any day now.
Him and Joe (his partner) left holding each other butts and headed to the hotel
;-)))

6) Jordan is a one happy camper,
I haven't seen him so relaxed in a very long time.
I think he discovered some new cool masterbation technique.

7) Bruce is in love with his BMW and almost convinced me to sell him mine for spare parts...

8) Doug from Zmaster took lots of pictures and promissed everybody starring roles in his new upcoming CD.
(I paid him $1000 to make my dick look 5 times bigger in photoshop, we'll see)

That's about it, you and Tina were surelly missed, hope you can make it NEXT week when KK, Shok and Brad hit town!

Serge

Shit, we're ALL the wrong crowd. ;)
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Morning everyone. ..

Rise up,
**************
Well I am here now- so all the guys will find it a lot easier to do that! heehe

Good morning sleepyheads!
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...and when he was leaving I noticed that somebody stole my bikes!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

That's what happens when you mix with the wrong crowd!!

Hope I did not miss too much fun!
BigDog

Morning everyone. ..

Rise up, gather round, ...

I have a worm.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. The Early Bird

SERGE! Hit me up on ICQ ASAP!! JoeE is driving around town looking for your place and is lost! I've got his cellphone number!!! HURRY!!
Edd
******************

Edd,
he found me, opened my garage,
parked his car, put alarm in his car,
left the garge door opened.....

...and when he was leaving I noticed that somebody stole my bikes!

have any bikers called looking for my address to return them?

;-)))
Serge

but i have a secret crush on santa!! ... and the baby idea is a little too maternal for my liking :-)))

nice quote :-)

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"It is God's job to forgive Osama bin Laden. It is the Army's job to arrange a face-to-face meeting."

Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

but it won't be christmas by the time i arrive ... what will you dress up like in january?!
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Baby new year?? In a diaper?? :-)
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

but it won't be christmas by the time i arrive ... what will you dress up like in january?!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

Shouldn't there be a nude pictorial with Mike lying nekkid by a Christams tree and fireplace?
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I don't think mike should be named christmas asshole WITHOUT those pics!!!

__________________

CJ you will have to see this in person! :-)
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

Shouldn't there be a nude pictorial with Mike lying nekkid by a Christams tree and fireplace?
---

I don't think mike should be named christmas asshole WITHOUT those pics!!!

vick, rawalex, ulfie and others - thankyou for sharing your views - that was the best 'discussion' i've seen in while.

I was under the impression that the welfare system in the states was less of a free ride than ours here in australia ... I had commented to an american, in my ignorance, how pathetic it was that there were so many people on the streets 'why don't they get jobs, lazy bums' - and was scolded.

He informed me the homeless numbers are due to the cuts in healthcare and sick, mentally ill, patients unable to pay for medical care were kicked out of homes.

from this discussion i am seeing that's not necessarily true?

here in oz, our 'social security' pays those out of work, those with disabilities, etc just short of $800 per month. (enough to live) they are also given discounts on everything such as public transport, health care etc.

the main differences I have seen in this discussion between our countries is our healthcare system. All australians are entitled to an extensive free healthcare system covering doctors visits, hospital visits etc. Private medical cover costs me $15 per month as a single female. For this I have full private medical, dental, physio etc and pay only the first $400 of any major operation.

All terminally ill, mentally ill and people of low incomes are given enough hospital care that they are not on the streets. I get very angry at the people who STILL, even with our extensive system for looking after EVERYONE, even those who are just bloody lazy, there are still people on the streets.

I'm very rarely angry about paying the taxes I pay - we are given a lot of services and quality of surrounds in exchange for our tax dollars.

But even with our system being the most fair and supportive of almost any country, there are still those who are not satisfied, and always will be.

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Follow that link to cjb net at your risk, bastard tries to shove gator down your throat.

Fucking scamming bastard.

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Can see a who is got the bigest swinging dick coming up - he he

Meni - "you want him and her to pick up a chick when they arrive in Montreal at 11:30 pm? "
That is pretty easy
Big city, lots of beautiful women, clubs, casinos, strip joints

Dog420 - "I basically lived off of women during my drunken, drugged out college years."
Were they pretty and intelligent?

Vick it's only $$$$$

I basically lived off of women during my drunken, drugged out college years. It goes both ways

dig420

if he's such a stud why is he buying pussy?
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Simple- coz most guys that look 'THAT GGOD" - are so far up theselves they can chew their own tonsils!
Not to mention usually quite dumb as well (look at Fabio)
No woman with half a brain would WANT to be with a guy like that.
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What you seem to be missing?
he's there with is chick
you want him and her to pick up a chick when they arrive in montrealat 11:30 pm?
They hit one strip club, it kinda sucked, they went to their room, and called
gee getting an girl to quit her job and stay with you?
hmmmm
doesn't sound like paying for sex

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Kitty -
Does the pussy ever pay for the man? ;-)

p.s. you askled me a few weeks back to let you know how WindowsXP is .. Excellent
Best OS I ave ever used
1 warm reboot in almost 3 weeks
haven't seen a blue screen

Vick it's only $$$$$

Meni, don't take it so personally ;)

Kitty I don't pay up front, let's just put it that way.. my ego couldn't take it

dig420

, if he's such a stud why is he buying pussy?
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It's been said on this board b4 and i'll say it again -

ALL men pay for pussy in oneway or another!
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1 more thing diggy
JR pulled a 9.8 on hot or not
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Good arvo all!

I just had a friend of mine call tell me he womn't be online for a while coz of the @home trouble.
Poor guy - he doesn't want to have to go back to dial up and I can't say I blame hin.
I can't imagine how I'd be if I had to go bask to dial up!

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Dig, thats a john
and he's with his girl
and knew in Montreal
its $190 canadian
it was late when he got there.
Dude he's a male dancer too.
and you are?
exactly
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, if he's such a stud why is he buying pussy? there's a word for those guys you know

he's a TRICK

dig420

let me clarify, my lifting partner is my buddy, JR.
The escort didn't know them.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Where's Evil Chris ???
hee hee
who needs Evil Chris?
my lifting parnter and buddy went up to Montreal last night, with her girlfriend.
They called an escort service, chick comes, checks them out, calls the agency, says, "oh they are my friends from chicago, I'm staying the night"
Agency says, "you stay you get paid"
She says, "no, they are my friends"
Agnecy says, "you are fired then"
Chick stays overnight, no cost, quits her job and is going out with them tonight.
Thats PIMPIN'
Eat that KB
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

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Good article on what happened in taliban prison riot. Very personal story.
Mike AI YOU 2 can make $$$ with me....

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Boy this guy should have stayed in Washington D.C. He deserved what he gets!
Mike AI

Anyone else here a "died in the wool" Netscape user, who has been putting off changing over to IE?

I downloaded the new Netscape 6.2 and I am delighted. It is fast, I am yet to have a browser crash, it has the same features I liked in IE - and I don't have to go do a bunch of work learning a new browser and redoing my bookmarks. I am glad I waited....so far anyway!
Sharpie

Yeah Jesse, should be a good one. It depends on which Moss shows up, the all world one or the moody, pouty one. The point spread has me a little worried for the pickem. Not sure if the Steelers will cover 7 points.

Ulfie

Heather you should really give Jettis a shot. We do a LOT of business with them....

We do business with all procesors - Epoch, Ibill, CCbill, Jettis. Jettis for us is by far the best overall.

If you need a contact there John Skorick is the man. He can get you hooked up and processing quickly.

Mike AI

Does anyone have the scoop on Ibill??? I have called and was told by a tech rep that rebills are just behind, and that they should be caught up fully by monday. But I havent had any rebills at all since the 28th.

Ive also heard a few different rumors and Im scared. I am very dissapointed with Ibills service in the past 3 months. Looks like CCBILL is going to really control the market share thanks to Ibills continual screwups.

Please post any information you have.

Thanks!!!

Seeya at the PHB!!!
Heather no rebill's here : (

I've been through some pretty shitty things in my life and I can
tell you that losing my internet onnection ranks up there in my top ten ;))

Ulfie should be a good game tomorrow. I am always a little
worried about Minn - Culpepper and Moss.

Jesse D

AT&T customers are luckier than others, they will have a network ready shortly I hear.

Just posted an article about Cox Cable in Arizona, they won't have their own for quite a while.

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Todd, you were lucky, I got a phone call from AT&T today telling me they'll let me know within a week "when" they will be switching me to a new network. ;(((

As for unions, well, they served a purpose at a point in time. In Pittsburgh there is a monument to the workers that were killed by hired guns because they demanded more money. That kind of corporate behaviour led to the formation of unions.

Today, I believe they are nothing more than extortion rackets. In a union environment you need to pay protection money just to have a job. How unamerican is that? Furthermore, even if you are 10 times more productive than someone doing the same job they MUST earn more than you if they have more seniority. Where's the incentive to do a good job? The union mentality is if I just stick around long enough I'll earn a decent paycheck.

My view is make yourself the best at something that you can be. I can't stand people that just want to do as little as possible and just get by. Unions are full of those kind of people which is why I despise them.

If I sound bitter about unions, well, I am, I was in one for many years and they didn't particularly care for my way of thinking. They used to tell me I was doing too much and to slow down because everyone would be expected to do the same. When their subtle warnings weren't working they took it to a new level. One day after work I walked out to find the windows smashed out of my 1 day old car courtesy of my union "brothers". The next day I received a phone call stating that was just the beginning. That was the day I went out and found a new non-union job.

If you need a union to "protect" you I think you need to do some soul-searching about your own performance.

Sorry for the long post, I just have some "issues" with unions. ;)

Ulfie

mike they are. It has sickened me to see Arafat given the respect and treated like a head of state by the United States. He is as evil as any evil doer. He has been a cancer upon the earth for far too long, he needs to be assasinated.

Arafat is no head of any state, he was, is and always has been a terrorist and a murderer.

mutt

Watching Foxnews... I have come to the conclusion that the palestinians are animals, and thus should be treated like animals.

They should all be slaughtered...
Mike AI

Congratulats JohnIP on your anniversary!

My view on Unions.... at one time they had a very important role in righting wrongs, now from what I have seen - they make too many workers feel like the 'world owes him a living. Too much power changes people and 'things. They still have a role to play, but they carry things to far and are power hungry.

The same with all the social services. There is a need, but too many take advantage of the system and make it corrupt.

So, a nice goal in life is to make yourself sufficient enough that you don't need either. But, I am afraid that you still pay through the nose for other people abuses. Our society no longer rewards or sometimes even respects people who are fair, keep their word, give 110% and practice the golden rule. So, until they do - things aren't going to change much.

Sharpie

actually no Alex. Just had to change
a bunch of settings in Control Panel>Networking part of Windows.

Maybe it's just a coincidence. This has happened before and fixed itself
somehow.

Other techie question I have is that
some virus has left behind some crap on my computer, when I boot up i get these annoying "can't find blah.dll" alert messages. I don't know how to get rid of them. Anybody know?

thanks
mutt

SERGE! Hit me up on ICQ ASAP!! JoeE is driving around town looking for your place and is lost! I've got his cellphone number!!! HURRY!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Mutt, did they make you download a special program to make the changes? Did you have to install software from them?

if so, then they made you download something this isn't exactly compatible. :-(

Call and complain a bunch.

Alex
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I don't know if it's related but i did the stuff my cable company instructed me to do to transfer to their network off Excite's and now today i'm getting page fault crashes everywhere.

It's taking me up to 10 attempts to get programs started. Some programs aren't starting at all.

Anybody know how i should troubleshoot this problem?

thanks
mutt

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SERGE! Hit me up on ICQ ASAP!! JoeE is driving around town looking for your place and is lost! I've got his cellphone number!!! HURRY!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Alex - Answerng that question is tough for me
Today if I were to become a burden I would climb to the top of the mountian to die because I could not carry on any other way
Easy for me to say, wearing those shoes might be different

In unrelated news
For those of us processing through Ibill
Look at the CMI you will see you no processed rebills for the past 2 days
Thought it was normal Ibill until I saw a post on another board
Just called and was informed this
Due to changes in bank security
rebills are not going through and are coming back as a soft decline
They will try to do standard processing again (resubmit for billing in 3 days)

Ouch
Hopefully they will have this corrected early next week and hopefully there is some truth in what I have been told

Vick Oh no, I just saw a Beagle with Reindeer antlers

Vick, I never debate that the ABLE and WILLING workers should not get welfare, every effort should be made to put them into the job market.

However, let's try this from the other side. Heaven forbid, you are suddenly stricken by something that puts you in a position of not being able to work, not being able to care for yourself... you are uninsured, and you have no savings left.

Would you like a safety net now?

Or is it society's will that you are left to be a burden to the family and friends you have? What happens if you are the only surviving member of your family?

Would you like a safety net now?

Or is it society's will that, like the spartans, you are put up on the mountain to die "for the good of the people"?

Nope, even Serge has more compassion that that :-))))

I know you do, and I know pretty much everyone here does, because we have all given to charities in the last 24 months.

Alex
RawAlex FPAL

"Vick, read what you said "create more employment" - Is not employment a result of the capitalistic system needing more workers"

Yes it is! Alex - again my real challenge is with welfare or any type of government handouts,
seeing able bodies and minds eager for a handout
Then seeing jobs unfilled
I can not help but make the connection there
There is no need for government to create employment
Is exists now
Call me whatever if for feeling that there should be no gravy train, no safety net
That the able body should work
and if they will not, they should not be supported
and we should not fear and then support them from fear, nor support them in any fashion

I can not tolerate nor understand the lack of motivation

And I think that makes me a Capitalist
An economic system in which the means of production and distribution are privately or corporately owned and development is proportionate to the accumulation and reinvestment of profits gained in a free market

You get back from your efforts
If you put forth no effort
You get nothing!!!

Vick On No - the wife has started putting up Xmas decorations

I'm a capitalist and proud of it. Money motivates me and buys me things that make me happy. Since I'm very much into making Cleo happy I'm very much into making money so I work hard.

Socialism removes motivation.

Cleo Just Plain Nasty

let me clarify:

replace:They are buffered by socialism on one side, and pure poverty on the other.

with:They are buffered by socialism on one side, and pure poverty AND ANARCHY on the other.

RawAlex FPAL

Serge, the best part about life is the "debate" system, I can argue a point that I don't 100% support, just to get an idea dragged out 100%.

I learned that from you, I think!

Vick, read what you said "create more employment" - that is a communistic concept at the best of time. Is not employment a result of the capitalistic system needing more workers, not someone saying "make me 200,000 more jobs, comrade"?

Basically, communism and capitalism are two extremes of the economic circle. They are buffered by socialism on one side, and pure poverty on the other.

The pointer rarely points to one extreme or the other without failure, because on the inherent limits of all systems. Capitism is the most productive system so far, but it fails at the edges. Pure communism is the worst system, as there is no motivating reason to promote productivity.

Realitically, the US system is capitalism with a social net. Good luck trying to find a way to get rid of the social part :-)

Alex
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