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Serge,

who are you talking to, come outta that shell, you want those ads and the money just like anyone else, you don't fool me bro:)

sextoyking
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Todd,
go and quote me:

I, SERGE BIRBAIAR,
IN MY RIGHT MIND (as of the last medical)
don't give a flying fuck about advertising money and ONLY care about
TAKING STANDS.

You have better chances convincing Mike to back off
;-))

did you ever try him?
;_)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

well Mike good question to me, I probably haven't done alot as far as raising the educational bar on oprano, but this is your system, I don't control the network here.

Well I didn't so much mean education like college or the newbie board, but more like when I read a board
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HAHAHA Todd, Serge and I are mere hosts. We delete the spam, and we make posts just like we did back on Condom, and YNOT. The community adds to the Gumbo - and education is part of it.

So your still complaining about no education, but yet admit you do not add to raising educational bar on Oprano. So it seems to me you just want to take, but not give.

Here at Oprano we are always open to ideas, and education. So Todd whenever you are ready to kick in some ideas, or add to the educational level - we will be waiting.

A quick note, I personally beleive Oprano does have educational value. While the main board gets over 500 posts a day and is tough to keep up with, there are some gems, and business discussed.

There is also http://opranoplus.com which is excellent in reporting news, and is a great all around resource.

Then of course there is the cutting edge TGP2 Board http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/ which is hosted by the genuis Colin. I would say that entier forum is educational.

Speaking of Colin, do not forget the Ask Colin on OpranoPlus as well. Fantastic articles that challenges the minds of webmasters.

Of and then there is Geeky and http://OpranoSearch.com the SE forum which is reshaping how webmasters view Search Engines. It is rocking and rolling.

And of course the latest http://opranocontent.com hosted by the hottest member of Oprano Kitty. This forum jsut started, but is already contrivuting to the educational levels.

So Todd, maybe you have not been looking close enough for an education.
Mike AI Wanna be a Player Hater?

nah serge, you know me and hooper aint friends, but damm if my icq aint going off the deep end from people:)
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lisa and I are both mulling over the shag question, and we think you should give us a 'top 5' list ... committing to a single shag is difficult ...

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oh serge, I am sure I can find 1 or 2 friends to keep me company.
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sure,
take your friend Hooper with you
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

who are you talking to, come outta that shell, you want those ads and the money just like anyone else, you don't fool me bro:)

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But I bet a better thing would be to battle for advertising dollars, I kind like those games more
sextoyking
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Todd,
I sold Jordan new concept, raised prices, had good time and can't care less about advertising dollars, traffic and all other shit...

STANDS I care about, money I don't
;-))

I play poker with Howard, I don't need more money
;_))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Well I didn't so much mean education like college or the newbie board, but more like when I read a board, I at least like to learn somethings in 100000000000000000000 posts. and I do sometimes, but more so piss and battles.
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mikeAI, i didn't even put YOUR name in the cockholster field!!!

i'm still trying to decide on the shag field.

cj (vaginator) NEW!!! Fem Resources - for the women's market

oh serge, I am sure I can find 1 or 2 friends to keep me company.

But I bet a better thing would be to battle for advertising dollars, I kind like those games more
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well Mike good question to me, I probably haven't done alot as far as raising the educational bar on oprano, but this is your system, I don't control the network here.

I would of thought you would of taken Jerry Springer as a compliment??
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geeze, Todd, I was sure you are on your way to the "higher education"...

anybody wanna Todd keep company?

I'm in a good mood and be delighted to show the way
;-)))

Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Mike,

I have said that it is sometimes getting stale to me..

what do you care what I have added?
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Todd you are the one complaining that Oprano is stale. What have you done to keep it fresh? What would you do to keep it fresh?

You complained that it is the Jerry Springer of boards, and that there is no education going on. I ask you, what have you done to add to the educational opportunities here at Oprano?

Todd, do not ask what Oprano can do for you, but what you can do for Oprano.

Mike AI Wanna be a Player Hater?

Ohhh I damn, I thought it was under shag, but it appears it is under cockholster.
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hhahaha,
it takes one to know one
;-)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

that won't work with me, oh look what someone said on icq, please dude, have the respect for me at least to know I am no idiot:) LOL

we played in gangs when we were 14, not at 33:)
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Has he added anything of any educational value?

Mike AI
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yes, he did and here is the list:

1)
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

CJ no copying!! :-)

I just noticed my name pop up in a form...

Ohhh I damn, I thought it was under shag, but it appears it is under cockholster.

hahaha

Mike AI Wanna be a Player Hater?

Mike,

I have said that it is sometimes getting stale to me..

what do you care what I have added?
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it is your system, and I have respect for your choices.
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once again...
NO STEMINA, NO SPINE....

from ICQ:
"hahaha todd is such a dork! hahaha"

I hate when people marked like that on Oprano, which is known for TAKING STAND!
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Todd so far you have complained that Oprano is stale.

May I ask the good Comrade Commisar Serge, what has Comrade Todd added to the Oprano Gumbo? Has he added anything of any educational value?

Mike AI Wanna be a Player Hater?

there is more value in education, etc.
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you can beg me all you want,
we are NOT opening
OpranoSexToys.com board

you need education?

go to
http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.cgi
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
and most important
http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/italianx.txt

bon voyage!
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

onto more pressing matters, i'm trying to decide on the 'webmaster i'd most like to shag' question ...

can I copy someone's form??!!

cj (vaginator) NEW!!! Fem Resources - for the women's market

Serge,

if your asking me to leave your board, np. it is your system, and I have respect for your choices.

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what because I didn't agree with you, that is pissing? if you won't miss, that is your personal choice, I don't control your feelings.
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Todd, can you take 1-2 weeks vacation from Oprano postings?

I can't pay you to post anymore
;-(((

I fired today all paid posters...care to join them?
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

your like a politician, you mince word, a chop them up, etc...

The piss you give on alot of days is funny, and entertaining, no doubt in my mind, many many people enjoy it, but sometimes, there is more value in education, etc.
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Serge,

you asked me to take a stand, you say I will be worried about loosing money, I am just answering to your post. what am I not taking a stand on??
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money aint shit bro, we do 25+mill you are not correct at all, what do you wish for me to take a stand on, and I will let you know if I will??
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Todd, this belongs to
"out of the mouth of morons" page

THINK for a sec or are you posting as Hooper in post #53 on newbs board?

YOU NEGOTIATING WITH ME YOUR STANDS!

my ICQ hasn't been lit like that since I asked the "hooper" questions
;-)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

whois pissing with you? what because I didn't agree with you, that is pissing? if you won't miss, that is your personal choice, I don't control your feelings.
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so, Todd, why are you pissing with me?

get the fuck your fucking posts and go educate yourself somewhere else!

I won't miss you...
do you know anybody will miss
"sitting on the fence" todd?
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge I got a porn guy going down to FL, looking for teens
he's the genius who shot
Slap Happy
yup
the classic
skull fucking chicks till they puke
the only porno I watched twice
it's hilarious

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

you are not correct at all, what do you wish for me to take a stand on, and I will let you know if I will??

money aint shit bro, we do 25+mill a year in sales, I aint going on foodstamps yet:))
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Todd,
is the PRICE of taking a stand is what stopping you from it?

you know that you'll lose some money if you get of the fence, right?

how much is your charecter, Todd?

ball park will do...
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

you can flame on me all you want, I am a big boy, I can take heat...

Oprano is great for what it is, like the Jerry Springer show of the boards, which isn't bad, but the pissing every single day with no educational value to me anyways, is getting stale..
I have my opinion, you have yours:)
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Pearl I heard from Voodooo this morning...

some people can't take a joke,
some people can't take REALITY...

when the shoe fits...
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Mike,

I take enough stands when I choose to, not to your beck and calling. I have nothing to impress to you, and you have nothing to impress upon me.
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mike and me can go rounds on politics or anything else dude.
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not today, yours and Hooper's CHARECTER is today;s flavor, not your views,
don't switch the subject, even if itm hurts alittle..or alot
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

but that does't mean it's not time for a change..
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so change!

who is stopping you?

not Oprano!
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

hey Serge,

mike and me can go rounds on politics or anything else dude.

Mike always seems to like to through out the left wing comments, he can hang like a big boy.
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I have got balls like stones, when I need to use them.
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Maybe you should go get this checked out with a Dr. could be your problem.

I noticed your still being wish washy. "no one pissed me off dude, i'm just getting a little bored is all.. nothing personal to anyone "

Yawwwnnnn....
Take a stand. earn some respect... You switch sides more then the Afgans...

Mike AI VIP Passes up for grabs!!

I have got balls like stones, when I need to use them. So I am a liberal democrat, and also a Vet, and you??

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cut you political bullshit, we talking PERSONAL here, not political views!

"Snap out of it"!

Mike, don't let him hide behind political BS while we have a case of personality study!
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Where are all the white women at?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Billy,

I am NOT pissed off at anyone, seriously. but that does't mean it's not time for a change.. doesn't mean that I am mad at someone.
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Explain how your presence at the PHB will make the event better:
--

this form is really hard!!
cj (vaginator) NEW!!! Fem Resources - for the women's market

Of course I could be wrong...
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fuck you, you aren't wrong!

if 2 of us get the same conclussions looking at the same behavior patterns without talking to each other-
you are NOT wrong!
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

i'm just getting a little bored is all
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How can you be bored with all those toys??? I know I haven't been bored since my package arrived ;)
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Mike,

you don't even know me bro. you only know what persona I put out there in public. I have got balls like stones, when I need to use them. So I am a liberal democrat, and also a Vet, and you??

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nothing personal to anyone

sextoyking
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Todd, you can't go thru life playing with non-personal blow up dolls,
LIFE IS PERSONAL....and MUST be taken personally
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Todd I guess its better your getting pissed off.. then pissed on..
Well maybe right Serge ?

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Asshole awards.. will you win one ? ?

what do you think??
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Todd,
my thoughts are valued at $67,500 a month...

wanna buy a button?
;-))))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Serge,

no one pissed me off dude, i'm just getting a little bored is all.. nothing personal to anyone

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Well Todd, I am glad you got that off your chest. I have always wondered how you have avoided to get splinters on your ass since you are always sitting on the fence. Refusing to take a stance, or take a side, or be contraversial.

Congradulations.

Now as far as the form - There are obvious jokes on there. I am sorry if you are a little slow to catch them, and apprecaite the humor. Maybe next time I will try to take the time out and consult with you.

When I survey all the message boards, I do see a lot of stagnation. Boards are not stale because of the people who own them, they are stale because of the webmasters who post or do not post.

So maybe when you look at Oprano, you are seeing yourself? You see someone who waffles back and forth, who never comes out in and dispute and basicly is a "all get along" kinda ass kissing guy. *Of course I could be wrong...

* You kinda made a stand, though you left yourself an out by saying you might be cranky since you are tired. Get some balls, and stake out positions - even if people do not agree with you, they will probably still respect you.

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Daniel Weatley was Ron's rising star...'till he met me and I taught him playing craps..

we haven't heard from him since
;-))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Todd, questions from the audience:

1) who peed in Todd's corn flakes?

2) why Todd is having bad case of PMS?
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

I seem to remember that name a little, who was that?

Daniel Weatley.
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mabey
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last time I saw someone used "MABEY" was by Daniel Weatley...
have you used that name before, Todd?

I finally get what George Carlin had against "todds"
;-)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Ah serge,

you can't get me going like that, come on your not dealing with a rookie here dude.

nah, was thinking of hiring 6-10 ppl to get adultbbs.com going, mabey a different twist, what do you think??

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Wow.. we all have someting to be thankful for now FREE VIP passes to the Playa Hater Ball !!

http://www.playerhaterball.com/form.html

Remember starting December 1st we will be starting the voting for the asshole of the year so make sure you start paying attention to the current assholes of the month !

January KB
February Serge
March Kimmy Kim
April Chris "Pornoman"
May Sweet T
June Jeff "JMM"
July Brad Shaw
August John IP
September KC
October Vick "Nature Boy"
November Marc De
December ?????????

D$ that was a great pic of Grimm then again he is normally the center of attention at any party !!

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Asshole awards.. will you win one ? ?

I dunno if I am tired or what, but oprano is getting a little stale to me..

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Todd,
I would hate to see you poisoned by stale Oprano....

why don't you flip the channel?

Your trying to sit with one fat ass on all the chairs has been noted...
time to make friends with Hooper, Todd.

He might even introduce you to some 16 years old friends of his
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Pure PWT...

We are in a special class all our own.... not many others can pass the test.

;-)

VegasLee Have a Great Thanksgiving all!

Ohhh Lee, stop kidding - lets face it, you're a natural!!

:-))
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MikeAI,

one of the Jordan's relatives looked at the formed and asked me how much is for the whole party, including Brad's Celebrity friend?

You be proud-
I told that Brad's Celebrity Friend is NOT for sale!
;-)))

Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

Okay So i fiiled out the form, But I knwo you are gonna let me come anyway , right Mike? ;)
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Well Mike,

most of the form did, I know you did it out of Jest, but, well mabey it wasn't supposed to be professional. I dunno if I am tired or what, but oprano is getting a little stale to me..
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"Vegas Lee, while in Vegas you would defiantely get my vote for the HomeGrown Asshole of the year!"

You don't know how many years I have strived to finally meet your expectations Mike.

;-))

VegasLee Have a Great Thanksgiving all!

Todd exactly which part suprised you?

Serge, the guys from http://join4free.com are CLASS acts all the way. They are going to pay my way to the Jordan camp next year... at least I thought I heard them say that! :-)

Mike AI SexToyKing is suprised .... VIP Passes up for grabs!!

Vegas Lee, while in Vegas you would defiantely get my vote for the HomeGrown Asshole of the year!

:-))

Quick note on the VIP Passes here http://www.playerhaterball.com/form.html The winners will be given tickets, and they are NOT assignable. Which means if you win, you have to use the ticket, you cannot give transfer it to anyone. ( This will help in security, and of help sooth Brad. HE is worried that the tickets will end up on Ebay. He says this would be very embarassing to his Vegas host!)

Mike AI VIP Passes up for grabs!!

Party with Join4Free was a blast...where are my 20's?
;-))

Voodoo, please add Jordan and Bruce to the guest list...

Mike,
I also met Jeff who signs Oprano check and gave him good news that his rates been lowered again,
from $2750 to $4000,
please remind me to confirm it in e-mail before we all get sober
;-)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

This form is tricky! Someone gimme the definition for cockholster again?!? ;)

Lisa daboss is holding firm at #4 on the asshole list...

I was being sarcastic mike..

from a law graduate, it surprised me

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Todd I think that would be a cool idea...

I am sure everyone would be fighting to get tickets to your party!!!

Mike AI Win the Lottery here!!

"We may tie some of them to the Asshole Awards."

Hmmmmmm, after filling that form out, have a feeling I will be moving up in those ranks.

;-)

Good job Mike!

VegasLee Have a Great Thanksgiving all!

I think I am going to start a party, the sextoy ball, then I too can put up a cool form like mike did
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D$ - this will be my first party I have thrown that you will miss. ( well since you have been in the biz) In June I hope that we will have seperate dates - we will work it out!

John IP, feel free to dress how ever you like. I recomend comfortable...

Glad everyone likes the questionaire - we tried to put some humerous items in. We may tie some of them to the Asshole Awards.

So far there seems to be an overwhelming favorite Cockholster. Suprising!

For you chance to cash in at the Player Hater ball, fill out the questionaire and get in the VIP Pass lottery!

http://www.playerhaterball.com/form.html
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Jim,

You missed quite a message I left on your phone..hahaha

Have them reset your golf swing next time!! People here are still very afraid!

chris/pornoman

Mike,

now that's what I call a real professional questionaire:))

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MikeAI:

That form is a riot...

~Mark
XXXPhoto token males under the yoke at Weboverchicks...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -- Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don't wait up."

;-)

VegasLee Have a Great Thanksgiving all!

Pornoman, my good and faithful original golf instructor - I would never not return your call! I had to reset my voicemail (I have witnesses!) and I didn't get any messages while I was out there. :(

So the rest of you bitches complaining I didn't call you back in Vegas, now you know why... ;)

Did anybody else that went to the fight get sick of them chanting "ohhhhhhhh, Lennox Louis!" on the way out?

Diamond Jim We always call back!

Hey, I was going through old pics and found a great one for your little caption thingy.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/grimm.jpg

Check out Grimm's Player Hater outfit.

Great reg form by the way, well qualified. ;)

Good luck with the party, I know it'll be a blast.

Have fun with this pic, we did.

D$ Grimm's Player Hater Ball outfit for this year, sneak peak

Nick, Anthony

Sorry Garth has gone off! The chances of recovery are bad. Your plan to sell the bits are no longer available. Will attempt to find a suitable replacement. The Doc will arrive within 48 hours.

Mollusk

Nick, Anthony
Mollusk

JohnIP:

I keep telling you, network in hot-tubs... then you don't have to rent a costume... ;o�

~Mark

XXXPhoto This asshole just sent me a fucking check... ;oP

...like pocket protectors for the guys and ball gowns for the ladies;))
JohnIP Assholes abound!!

AI...dont you think it appropriate for there to be a dress code for the PHB...kinda like its counter part has done in the past.
JohnIP Insite-More Inhouse Assholes per Sq Foot!!

Mike there are some trick questions on there.Was going to fill it out till:
"Who in the industry would you most like to shag?"

I dont want to shag any of you mofo's
;-)))
Moose ........................................................

Darn,
Hooper, people don't let me close chapter one and say I didn't do my homework enough...and point me to archives of your drunken sexual harassing of Dondrea...

Thanks Joe Holler,
glad you stopped the bastard in time...
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

OK well I have spoken with Brad and the other sponsors of the Player Hater Ball. All of them thought though there are only going to be a limited amount of tickets for this event, that we should give out a handful of VIP passes.

This is a great opportunity for the right people to get lucky and get into the EVENT of the year. The Player Hater Ball is a private event for friends and associates only - it is a fantastic time to catch up with old friends, and make new ones.

Many million $$ deals have been sparked at past parties. Not to mention a few romances! ;-)

So in the spirit of Thanksgiving, http://www.playerhaterball.com/form.html

Stop by fill out the questionaire and keep your fingers crossed!!

http://www.playerhaterball.com/form.html

All information will be held in strictest confidence. So be honest. The Questionare is there to help Oprano provide better services to YOU!

Mike AI Wanna be a Player Hater?

Good idea, Chris...

EVERYBODY fired!

;-)))
Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

why do you think conversion rates have slumped so much over the past year or so ?
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More free porn then every

Credit card processors are scrubbing harder then every

Market dilution due to more pay sites them every.

Oops, no one asked me :)

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serge! why do you think conversion rates have slumped so much over the past year or so ?
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Spanno, I only have 20 mins, but I'll try

1) no new technology been introduced from once pioneers, adult sites
(same old, same old)

2) cross billings, member inticements, scams of biblical proportions

3) TGP - free porn proliferation

4) too many webmaster boards with leaders with no clue who run traffic tests with no clue and put unrealistic expectations from their featured sponsors

5) everybody who is somebody made enough not to care about it

Serge gobble..gobble... ;-)

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