PHB party! Woohoo! I feel so special and I am the only one that knows why:)

I love it!!!


Tonda
*******************

I don't get it...
are you pregnant or finally got periods???

I can never tell why women get so excited!
;-)))
Serge

George Foreman?

That's too easy.

A couple of cheesburgers and I'm in.
Anthony
**************************

you get that right!

your head will be IN his "super Duper Machine"
;-)))
Serge

Good Afternoon board!

PHB party! Woohoo! I feel so special and I am the only one that knows why:)

I love it!!!


Tonda Need Feeds? We have a ton of new products!

BTW, speaking of Vegas.

Any of you up and comers that are exhibiting for the first time, or any of you players that want to upgrade your booth...I am selling my old booth.

It can be a 10', 20', 30', or 40' booth and my wife wants it out of the garage so I am a motivated seller! Comes with some custom made shipping containers!

e-mail me if you are interested.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) The BEST amateur content!

George Foreman?

That's too easy.

A couple of cheesburgers and I'm in.
Anthony

I thought George Foreman was THE official bouncer?

no?
Serge

JMM,

Ref Bouncer... Why would you want to put someone, possibly someone you know, in harm's way?

=O)

Anthony

BTW, there is still some ad space for sale on Billy's left ass cheek. Hurry though, it is sure to sell out fast!
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Anyone know a good place to get high broadband Video feeds (Windows Media)? Choices would be nice, amateurs, teens, etc...


Anthony

There will be other security arrangements to keep this party tight.
***************************

I just COPY RIGHTED the event
and the FBI squad will be monitoring the entrnce and making pictures! for possible copy right violations!

only those with OPRANO tatooes on foreheads be allowed!
;-)))
Serge

Billy will be working security in a thong. Sure to scare people away!


Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Can I officially be the PHB Party Crasher?


Anthony
Tue, 20 Nov 2001 02:36:57 - IP: 208.181.212.140 - Post # 34885

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Mike...this might not be a bad idea. With Anthony as the official PHB party crasher, we could hold an auction (haven't had one in a week or so, we are long overdue) for the position of Official PHB bouncer. We could probably make enough to kick some of the sponors ( :) ) back a rebate, or we could leave the bar open a few days longer.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) The BEST amateur content!

Mike,

Thank you for your kind words, but I don't think I'll be even in town for the event. =o/


Anthony

"However, I think it could be fun if we did a drawing for a handful of VIP tickets. "

I think that's a great Idea:-)


sharky Super Designs, Wonderful Prices!

Anthony, we are devising a method to have ZERO party crashers. Any attempt will be futile.

One of my parties where I bused people in, I had people bribing the bus driver $50 to bring them to the party. I think the bus driver made a fortune. This time, the bus driver will be an employee not someone looking our for himself.

There will be other security arrangements to keep this party tight.

Of course I would imagine someone like yourself will be able to score an invite! ;-) If not you can always try the VIP ticket lottery we are setting up!




Mike AI Fresh Content - works for me!

Can I officially be the PHB Party Crasher?


Anthony

JMM, I've missed ya :-)))


Magick Insite Adult: We're here for more than just beer money.

I'm leaving the cats to you Serge so you'll always have pussy around.
***************************

Zhora is VERY excited!
Serge

Come on Brad, stop teasing the people. You know that PHB will be a SMALL private affair.

However, I think it could be fun if we did a drawing for a handful of VIP tickets. This might be a fun way of meeting some new people.

Look for details on the VIP ticket drawing to the Player Hater Ball. ( with less then 120 tickets to the party, it will be the HOTTEST ticket around)


Mike AI Fresh Content - works for me!

Big party? PHB?


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

I'm leaving the cats to you Serge so you'll always have pussy around.
*************

MEOOOOOOOOOW!!

Good morning opranauts!!1

Kitty What's in the Box?

Im sure he'll still be an asshole in 2011 but I ment 2001;))
JohnIP

Well I for one am Glad to see the June 2011 Asshole of the month back in the saddle...thought he was off hunting Osama's Mama
JohnIP BIG PARTY in VEGAS...DETAILS SOON

JMM...was at the 3 week
"Improve Your Drunken Golf Game" Rehab clinic....

((o;

OldFold Another Cash Award This Week

Of course I have a will I'm leaving the cats to you Serge so you'll always have pussy around.

I'm going to be in Marrietta. Leaving tonight so it shouldn't be too bad. I hope.
MelissaD Why are you paying DOUBLE DIGITS for 3rd party processing?

Ahhhhhh that makes sense, I was wondering where JMM has been hiding.

I thought he was on a secret mission in Vegas working on the location of the Player Hater Ball.


Mike AI

We didn't think you were dead, JMM...we thought you were under the BJ table.. ;)

Diamond Jim Vegas? Where's that?

TheEnforcer,
hahahahhaha,
we'll stick to
http://opranoPusi.com for time being
;-))
Serge

Like the traffic in Atlanta doesn't suck anyway... ;)

I remember trying to get out of town for Thanksgiving when I lived there.

Spaghetti junction was at a standstill for hours in all directions, seems like every lane had at least one wreck.
KK pay more taxes right here :)

Serge,

saw over on Voltar's board somebody asked when you were gonna launch http://www.opranochess.com Actually sounds like a good idea to me.. :>))



TheEnforcer Making Bank Will Announce Their Plan To Pay $84 Per Trial Join Everyday Soon

I'm driving to Atlanta be back on Monday.

*****************

Do you have a will?

Death fataly crashes rise drastically during holidays...
Serge (NEW Adult.Com) show me yours, I'll show you money !

What am I thankful for .....
Bad Rhyming Schemes


She was oh so generous
So much more than you would think
She didn't have a license
But she still drove me to drink


I had no insecurities
So she gave me some of hers
I don't need your sorrow ma'am
I'm psychotic as it were's


You don't know if the beer is bitter
Until you buy a glass
You don't know if you piece of mind
Is just a piece of ass


Vick hmmmm Just what do Turkey's think about right now ........

Not dead, just in rehab;-)


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

I saw hooper drop $50 at the BJ table in Vegas, maybe that has something to do with his failure to pay debts?


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls
Tue, 20 Nov 2001 01:33:58 - IP: 65.65.84.81 - Post # 34862

===================================

They have set up tables for blowjobs now? I have GOT to get back to Vegas soon!

hahahahahahahahaha

And you all thought I was dead.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) The BEST amateur content!

Meni Meni Meni

What a great idea!!!

But the number of firemen is a little off.
MelissaD Why are you paying DOUBLE DIGITS for 3rd party processing?

huh?
holding what?
I love the casino.
I love caribbean poker
Remember
Wednesday night is very busy in the bars.
Its like one of the best nights of the year.
MelissaD is going to a bar in Buckhead with 4 fireman, only 1 will survive the night to go home with her.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Just wanted to drop by before I headed out to my family's for Thanksgiving.

I wanted wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Long ago Thanksgiving was designed to give thanks for a good harvest, then it became a time to get family together to eat lots of food and watch football, now I think it has become a time to just be thankful.

I know sappy- I guess I'm just in that kind of mood.

I'm driving to Atlanta be back on Monday.

Food for thought - What are you thankful for, besides Oprano?


MelissaD Why are you paying DOUBLE DIGITS for 3rd party processing?

""Oprano's Ass Treatment""

Send 5000 joins...get new rectum ;))

This weeks special.....send 1million joins and get Anthony's brain. (Its expensive cause its unused) ;))))
Nickatilynx We got your body parts right fucking here.....

I saw hooper drop $50 at the BJ table in Vegas, maybe that has something to do with his failure to pay debts?


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

meni have you been holding back on us?

"I am familiar with the Internet and the financial opportunities it possesses. My official website, Club Jenna, has quickly become the number one adult site on the Internet. The site allows me to interact with my fans and give them a heads up on upcoming movies and events as well as seeing thousands of photos and videos of myself and friends."

story at http://www.opranoplus.com
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mutt

don't be sorry,
it's YOUR lungs and throat after all
;-)))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

Dig,
you are getting full support from webmastering community,
one post I agree with, even if it's done by idiot....

Dave and Hooper.
Pay your fucking debts, cheapskates. What kind of message are you sending future clients/webmasters of yours ? Who is going to want to do ANY business with you if you get into deals and don't pay up ?


Brujah
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

sorry
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
don't cough bullshit on Oprano
;-))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

"I know, I programmed it myself"
';-))))
******************

<cough bullshit>
:-))

voodooman Zmaster

Serge I see the Spam Module is working flawlessly.
*****************************

I know, I programmed it myself!
';-))))

anybody needs any C++ or php programming?
;-))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

Serge I see the Spam Module is working flawlessly.

Duke is the dominate program now, but they have decades to catch up with the history of NC.


Mike AI

lol...

My post was meant to insinuate: "is it a drive by spam or not?"

:-))


sharky Super Designs, Wonderful Prices!

Sharky,
who cares what he notices?

I hope FBI and FTC does from refferals...
;-)))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

lol Serge.. YTou did a number to AndyA's post:-)

I wonder if he will notice?
sharky Super Designs, Wonderful Prices!

Sounds good to me Mutt ...
have been wrong before ;-)
and will again
Vick I am a spammy little bastard .... but the opportunity is so damn good I can't help myself ;-)

Vick,

The Thursday games are seperate. They won't count for the Weekly Championship. Just the weekend and Monday games.

Mike sent out a mailer to all Pickem players.

$250.00 BONUS PRIZE FOR THE WEEKEND'S BEST SCORE COURTESY OF VICK! U CAN STILL REGISTER!


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Candy A Let US audit your taxes!

In case you for some reason missed it
This weeks Oprano Football Pick 'em will also have a prize for the most wins
$250 Cash courtesy of Cloud 9 Cash


Same formula as last week
Most Overall Wins for the week takes the $
So if you haven't played all year you can still win ;-)


Please remember there are Thursday games this week


Tie breaker will be best record of the following games in this order
Chicago at Minnesota
Baltimore at Jacksonville
New Orleans at New England
Oakland at N.Y. Giants

In the event there is still a tie after the tie breaker the potential winners will be asked for total points scored in Monday Nights game



As for catching KK, Going to be challenging
4 games back with 7 weeks to go
GreekFold (who's Browns kicked the shit out of my sad looking Ravens last week) and Lord Baltimore look strong as well
Would love to hear from Marie
Marie, Marie Come out, Come out where ever you are ;-)
Still have Meni and Sykk hanging
and Forest is still in there
If the Jets keep winning RB has a good shot too


Vick I am a spammy little bastard .... but the opportunity is so damn good I can't help myself ;-)

Anybody know Bianca Trump?

Interesting story on her, i've seen her in action online, tough crazy chick.

It's a loooooooooong URL so i will try to put in the tagline but it might not work

U can also read it off Opranoplus


mutt The Perils of Bianca - Read It Here!

BTW, RRRed,
send Edd
ed @ oprano.com a regular size banner for Front Page,
I don't want Bruce and Jordan have impression that they stuff my face tomorrow for nothing
;-)))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

no.....
but i'll try for bragging rights
((o;

OldFold Another Cash Award This Week

RRRed, what banners?
have you ever sent Ed new ones???
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

Still a lot of the season left yet mutt -- if I'm ahead by two at the end of the year, the gloating will begin ;)

KK pay more taxes right here :)

Hold'em? 7 card stud? Hi-lo? All of them? :)

KC
*******************

and 5 cards draw and 5 cards stud too.....

DaveAFX doesn't have "sponsor dollars", so he'll use his boat as collateral
;-))
Serge show me yours, I'll show you money !

Hey Serge can we change out those banners now? :)

Good Morning KC long time to see :)
RRRED Wegcash

Serge,

Hold'em? 7 card stud? Hi-lo? All of them? :)


KC PayCounter - A nickel per click!

Hey, KK now leads the Pickem by 2 wins. And not a peep from her. Maybe she's just being humble.

Vick? MikeFold? You guys think you can catch her?
mutt

Send 10,000 joins get a free kidney.

;))
Nick
*********************

ahhhh...the difference between Legal and 15 years in a slammer is only ONE "T"
between "n" and "s" in word
JOINS
;-)))
Serge

Poker?
I have the best poker face this side of the Brooklyn bridge. :)


Blondy Free PreMade vaginas/ Free PreMade blow up dolls/ Access to my left tit for 6 Months

KC,
high stakes....

we play for "cherries" as Webfather put it on his board:
""Ahhhh.....nothing like getting fucked in the ass by a sponsor!

For those that this is the first time this has happened.....congrats for breaking your cherry! It won't be the last time this happens and you better be prepared for loads of them in the next 60 days. The party on the net is soon to be over as these guys all begin to burn thru whatever $$$ they have left."

He'll bet $3000 RobMac dollars and I'll see him with $600 Hooper-dollars,
while Howard will raise us with his $200 per hour bills
;-)))
Serge

Ah mutt, no telling who would win.

Was only a couple years ago that Duke was the LOCK for NCAA tournament. Carolina ended up going further than Duke did.

Just remember the second half is all that really counts in college b-ball.
KK pay more taxes right here :)

Serge,

It's a new idea I came up with.

Send 10,000 joins get a free kidney.

;))
Nick ..

Morning everyone!

Serge, Webfather what kind of Poker are you guys playing tonight?


MissEve and I saw HArry Potter last night, pretty good flick!! :)


KC PayCounter - A nickel per click!

Speaking of Duke and North Carolina, i always thought it would be a great idea for the NBA AllStar Game to have a Duke Alumi vs NC Alumni game. Every year they could do it with other college rivals. Or do it in the summer time for charity.

Here is what the rosters would look like. Carolina would DESTROY Duke.

North Carolina
----------------
Carter, Vince
Davis, Hubert
Forte, Joseph
Fox, Rick
Haywood, Brendan
Jamison, Antawn
Jordan, Michael
Lynch, George
McInnis, Jeff
Montross, Eric
Stackhouse, Jerry
Wallace, Rasheed
Williams, Scott
Williams, Shammond

DUKE
-----
Avery, Will 5 Minnesota Timberwolves G
Battier, Shane 31 Memphis Grizzlies F
Brand, Elton 42 Los Angeles Clippers F
Ferry, Danny 35 San Antonio Spurs F
Hill, Grant 33 Orlando Magic F
Laettner, Christian 44 Washington Wizards F
Langdon, Trajan 21 Cleveland Cavaliers G
Maggette, Corey 50 Los Angeles Clippers F
McLeod, Roshown 5 Boston Celtics F
Parks, Cherokee 18

Jason Williams definitely would help Duke.
mutt

because 617 passed away...
;-((

it was my room mate
Bot 1001101010

Why 618?
Colin TGP2 Board

Blondy, I want to have your baby,
we'll call it
Blo1001101010100ndy
Bot 1001101010

Meni's new companion? I see no Meni post. Meni has a new invisible friend named Jorge I have heard.

Oplus News Updated

Another NakedNews Clone
Yet Another Idiot From Non-Adult Loses Domain To Porners
Can You Convict Someone of Child Porn Possession Without Proving The Models Are Underage?

speaking of NakedNews.com clones, have u seen allnudesports.com? God awful. Um.....if people think this concept of naked chicks doing regular type broadcasts i think they should do something like an Entertainment Tonight type show where at least there's a chance that these bimbos might have actually heard of some of the people she's reading about off the teleprompter.


mutt

You'll see Coach K again next year I'm sure sweetie.

Burn the jersey.
KK pay more taxes right here :)

k I do not like the new bot :(


Blondy Bot 1001101010100 loves Blondy..

KK, my only Coach K signed memorabilia, I gave away....

So Dean Smith is all I have...


Mike AI

Meni, good luck with your new companion. :)

I almost forgot it was US Thanksgiving this week. My birthday falls so close to it though that I always take an extra long weekend for some fun and games. :)
All work and no play make the blonde one a dull dull girl.

I look forward to some good food and the football games. :)
Blondy it was too long and BOT clipped it!

Dean Smith?

Burn it.
KK pay more taxes right here :)

Even if it's just a replica jersey with Jordan and Dean Smith's autographs it's a very nice piece of memorabilia.
There probably aren't many game worn Jordan Carolina jerseys in existence.

Make your Thanksgiving Day Pickem selections!

I'm off to write my screenplay
Yasmine Bleeth:Diary of a Coke Whore
I am thinking a Cable Ace Award with this one.
mutt 2 NFL Thanksgiving Day Games! Make Your Selections By Thursday 12 PM Or Forever Hold Your Peace!

Mutt you should know by now, most women change their hair more then I change my underwear! hahaha ;-)

The Jeresy in the background is signed my Michael and Dean Smith - however it sucks, because it is a replica jeresy - but I had to find something to sign. It is still nice however.


Mike AI Howdy - do you want to make some $$$?

OOPS... here's a Gary sized mistake...

http://wired.com/news/ebiz/0,1272,48525,00.html
KK pay more taxes right here :)

Dont get too cocky KK, i'll be hitting you up for the cash to pay those back taxes.
Gary 10 cent clicks for rest of november

Well Gary, you just proved my point about you not paying any of those good ole Canadian taxes ;)
KK pay more taxes right here :)

I would have tried to eat the box.

And then i would fuck Pandora

Then i would take a nap.

I woke up this morning with a phone call from Revenue Canada regarding past tax returns. Sucks to be me. LOL
Gary 10 cent clicks for rest of november

Serge, WTF?

Its to damn early for you to be takin a nap.
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Got home Saturday night and woke up on Sunday feeling like shit....so I guess I am not immune to convention crud.... have escaped it for years, so guess I was due!

Still not feeling well, but felt I should take a minute to thank those who helped me through a very trying time. Vegas Lee & RawAlex were there for me any time I needed them & a special thanks to Aga & Meatman, for a very successful hospitality room.

I know I am a little late in thanking all those who participated in the Webmaster Events at AdultDex, and a very "gusty" crew of exhibitors and Sponsors who went against the odds. It has been a very bleak time for conventions & shows, but these people hung in there to make the show a reasonable success. Actually, with the times we are going through - my contractors tell me that it was a tremendous success compared to other shows. Comdex was down 50% and another show in town went from 65 booths last year to 14 this year. So, in retrospect (as I am never satisfied with any show I do) I do have to appreciate the fact that we did not have to cancel.

Anyway, a very heartfelt THANKS to eveyone!

Sharpie

cj,
Yup, I agree, the sad thing is, there was only one hill involved, and it was going over a draw bridge.

Tomorrow, Serge is going to be swimming with the fishes.
voodooman Zmaster

Colin, I would

5) Throw the box up on a website, then charge some schmucks $39.95 per month to watch while I had a couple of 19 year old girls play with it. Oh, and then I would haul ass once Pandora came back into town and saw what I was doing to her poor box.

:-)))))


Magick Insite Adult: Home of the More Assholes Than One

The only muscle that hurts is my ass.
-

voodoo, i hear ya - especially after lots of uphill riding :-(

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

re: Pandora..

I would have manipulated someone else into thinking they wanted to open the box, leaving me plausible deniability, yet satisfying my curiousity. ;-))))))
geeky Don't open this box! ;-)

The only muscle that hurts is my ass.
Ill be there tomorrow for sure because I feel fuckin great today.
voodooman
**************************

Voodoo,
this is very typics for Oprano's Ass Treatment-
everybody feel great and come next day for more
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

My appologies for oversleeping.
The only muscle that hurts is my ass. Just to clarify for all the pervs, it hurts from the bicycle ride. :-)))
Ill be there tomorrow for sure because I feel fuckin great today.
voodooman Zmaster

a good poker game is scheduled for tonite
**********************************

Sorry Serge......it will only be a "Good" poker game if I win. :-))

If I lose......you will call it a GREAT poker game!

Webfather

strip poker?
now there's a live feed to add to purvette!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Meanwhile....
There is a good poker game is scheduled for tonite,
webfather, dave afx, howard, me

If you live in south florida,
can afford to lose a few bucks and never been sued by howard-
we need a few good men to make it more fun!
;-))
Serge

cj, no, not tired, Voodoo got scared of me "peaking at his curves" and didn't show up,
I bet his every muscle hurts after yesterday "exrecises"
;-)))
Serge

too lazy or too tired from your morning splash?!
:-)
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

no sarcasm...i am too lazy for that
;-)))
Serge

Will Do.. Still trying to figure out the sarcasm in that.. Ah well maybe when im 26 :)
R3K