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Good stuff Serge!

Aussies...
hmmm it's a small town, ol' Brissy..
have to be nice to everyone here, so I ain't commenting...

LOL


Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:25:28 61.9.140.115 Post #: 29000


My work here is done for the day, goin home.
Later fellas

Serge, keep an eye out for those
(K)lesbians.
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:23:28 64.135.69.180 Post #: 28999


Kitty,
it's a deal!

ahhh....
good 'ole days are here again,
handshake deals with aussies,
ScottPB,
I missed you, fucker you!
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:20:21 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28998


haha, thats why Im trying to get him outta his house, away from his computer for a night of fun with nekin girls, but he just wants to get paid. hahaha
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:19:19 64.135.69.180 Post #: 28997


Franchise yourself and a million kitties is no problem. There will be a kitty for me, you, everyone. ;)


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:18:34 24.4.252.5 Post #: 28996


You can tell that you are in the business of selling sponsors, you look at the ads more then the nekkid pics
**********************

what nekkid pics?

that page has nekkid pics too????

darn,
I should stop getting fixed on money
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:17:57 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28995


um, I thought the politically correct term for females who enjoy sex with other females was "vagitarian"

just what I heard....
SykkBoy bank your money or spank your monkey?
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:17:21 24.234.22.206 Post #: 28994


I'm granting you
Oprano Board Copyrights for
Kesbians,
*************************************

And don't anybody forget this. Cleo owns the Kesbians market!!!

Cleo
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:16:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 28993


Serge,
you have mail ;)

Poor Ulfie -
if I took up every offer i had for a place to stay in vegas I would have to become Visnu and expand myself into a million Kitty's lol
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:15:12 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28992


Serge
You can tell that you are in the business of selling sponsors, you look at the ads more then the nekkid pics


Cleo
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:13:54 208.61.44.30 Post #: 28991


BTW, Cleo,
I'm granting you
Oprano Board Copyrights for
Kesbians,
from now on if anybosy uses it-
they'll have to pay you royalties!
;-))))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:12:46 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28990


Im just a kesbian with a big clit.


Serge, if you look, my post said, ALMOST try anything once.
;-))
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:12:37 64.135.69.180 Post #: 28989


voodooman, 7 iron, good all purpose club.

Now I'm depressed, Kitty turned down my indecent proposal but she does want to get together in Vegas. I feel like Milhouse on the Simpsons. ;)


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:11:59 24.4.252.4 Post #: 28988


once you have had Kesbians you will never go back.
**************************

Voodoo,
wanna try "Kesbian Sushi"?
;-))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:11:25 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28987


Do you mean that none of you have never heard of Kesbians???

You know what they say, once you have had Kesbians you will never go back.

Cleo Cleo goes off to fix a typo
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:10:08 208.61.44.30 Post #: 28986


oh really???

you NEVER tryed Sushi!!!!

wassa matter, you don't like eating raw clams?
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:09:32 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28985


Kesbians? LOL, uhh sure, why not, Ill try almost anything once.
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:06:32 64.135.69.180 Post #: 28984


whoops, sorry, I meant
"I feel very Linky tonite..."

Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:05:43 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28983


Ulfie, it takes me 2 hours just to make up my mind which club to use.
:-))

Serge, A simple, NO would suffice.
hahaha
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:05:18 64.135.69.180 Post #: 28982


Cleo, your site says:
"These Kesbians are just getting warmed up
"

who in the God's name are
"Kesbians"???

what did I miss spending 5 years of my life on the boards????

Voodoo,
how about few Kesbians instead of "FEMALES"?

I feel very kinky tonite...
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 16:04:46 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28981


how much females in question
ready to spend for the privilege???
**************************************

ROTFLMFAO
Sorry can't type anything more I'm laughing too hard.

Cleo some porn for poor old Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:59:26 208.61.44.30 Post #: 28980


YEAH I WIN!!!!!
*********************

well,
and the record shows-
I'd never bet against a woman who can hold her pee for 17 hours!
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:57:07 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28979


Serge, if your not to busy tonight, bring my sweatshirt and come to T's in West Palm tonight.
Its been awhile since you've seen a naked FEMALE hasnt it?
:-))))
voodooman
******************

Voodoo,
as RB found out,
I don't do freebies,
how much females in question
ready to spend for the privilege???

as my friend Voodoo says:
"I am a picky eater"
;-))))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:54:45 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28978


Well Serge,
I don't think you are gonna getta reply outta Corvo today!


YEAH I WIN!!!!!

In fact - in all the time we've been mates - i've NEVER seen his ICQ status as away - he must have passed out !!!!
Lightweight - lol

Oh well he is only a youngin'
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:53:48 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28977


a) it's 55 degrees here today so the course was empty.
b) The course is 5 minutes from my house.
c) I shoot a 78. :)

All the ingredients for a quick round of golf.


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:53:07 24.4.252.5 Post #: 28976


Kitty, you've got mail
(hopefully you'll read it after a good night sleep ;-)))
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:52:16 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28975


Doting took too long.. no new cars today ;-)))

I think i'll just spend the money on new DVD players for the first 5 webmasters who sign up today, email me telling me that they were referred by oprano... & sends 5 free trials in the next week.

Fair enough??? ;-)))
Hooper DVD Player - Couldn't Be Easier
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:48:17 66.68.122.196 Post #: 28974


Damn, Ulfie can play golf in just a few hours, Hooper can buy a car in an hour, how the hell do you guys do things so quickly???
voodooman Zmaster!
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:46:08 64.135.69.171 Post #: 28973


kitty will love you for saying she can really piss on the boards :)
Corvo
****************

Corvo,
you just confirmed my deep thoughts...
I honestly beleive that Kitty will be PERFECT to run her own
Opranoplus Content Gallery and chat board,
what do YOU think?
Serge
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:44:19 172.137.166.59 Post #: 28972


Okay thanks..
just waiting for it...

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:44:12 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28971


Holy shit!

WVU 80 Rutgers 7, wtf is up with that? WVU sucks but Rutgers must swallow!


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:44:00 24.4.252.4 Post #: 28970


Kitty, I e-mailed it instead, much more personal that way. ;)


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:42:00 24.4.252.4 Post #: 28969


----
Hooper, you're forgetting our convo from New Orleans I see? ;))
----

I was in new orleans??? ;-)))
I remember a plane.. some beads.. a hurricane... and then i woke up here ;-)))
Hooper
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:31:55 66.68.122.196 Post #: 28968


--
anyone got a magnet?
Corvo
---


haahahahahahaha
Hooper
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:30:56 66.68.122.196 Post #: 28967


Ulfie,
I asked you to post a pic, which you did but I got a 404...

Gimme the URL again!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:28:37 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28966


Damn, I go play golf, Kitty and Corvo find the board, and now there are 500 posts to go through from the last few hours. Kitty, I'm still waiting to here back from you about my indecent proposal about Vegas. ;)


Ulfie
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:20:42 24.4.252.4 Post #: 28965


Sykkboy,

Hit me up on ICQ.

124588247

Jean-Francois
aka JMan
Jean-Francois
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:16:07 65.94.235.190 Post #: 28964


I wanna be behind that dude at the airport just to watch the fun that would ensue as he attemptes to go through the metal detectors ;))
SykkBoy bank your money or spank your monkey?
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:16:06 24.234.22.206 Post #: 28963


(i know its inevitable)

anyone got a magnet?
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:12:42 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28962


Hey look at this FREAK!!! :

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglygender/html/up-gender-00051.htm
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:10:46 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28961


you can barely call two a flood.
we can be very loud though, and create the illusion of a flood
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:09:11 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28960


I have Soe BIG tatoos - some of my models do too.

and peircings.

Like said - hit me up on ICQ if you wanna chat about what you are after!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:05:27 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28959


AUSSIE FLOOD!! run for your lives...or break out the craps tables ;))

Like Jean-Francois, I, too, am looking for piercing content (tattoo content as well) and not just a girl with a belly button peircing or a teeny tiny flower on her ankle...break out your freak stuff and spam me ;)))
SykkBoy bank your money or spank your monkey?
Sat, 03 Nov - 15:00:05 24.234.22.206 Post #: 28958


Do you want pictures of people's piercings they ALREADY have? Or are you after pics of someone actaully GETTING a peircing???

I've had over 40 Peircings - I'd gladly shoot a custom for you!

Hit me up on ICQ :
123958265
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:58:40 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28957


Kitty,

I am looking for some piercing stuff. Do you have any available ?




Jean-Francois You Got Casino Traffic ?
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:53:02 65.94.235.190 Post #: 28956


Doing good sweetheart - nice to see you doing so well for yourself :)

Now if only I could get a few sales
Railz Spider Food :)
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:43:01 137.28.153.132 Post #: 28955


Railz,
My man!
How are ya, babe?

Look like the whole crew is coming over!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:37:17 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28954


ofcourse i know kitty.
i think the word is well done crisp.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:36:36 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28953


Serge, if your not to busy tonight, bring my sweatshirt and come to T's in West Palm tonight.
Its been awhile since you've seen a naked FEMALE hasnt it?
:-))))
voodooman Z
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:36:28 64.135.69.171 Post #: 28952


Hi all!

Congrats Kitty :) You know I love yah :)

Railz Spider Food :)
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:35:13 137.28.153.132 Post #: 28951


Oh , and when have I ever done that??? (except the two times someone tried to flame me and both of them crawled away with thier tails between their legs - never to be heard of again?! - LOL, it was unjustified what they said as you well know, corvo)

Heeheehee
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:34:44 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28950


kitty, you will probably be the same,only more so.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:34:21 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28949


i mean, kitty will love you for saying she can really piss on the boards :)
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:32:46 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28948


You are right Corvo
lol

Thanks Serge,

wow! if I have this much energy after clubbign and no sleep imagine how I'll be tomorrow after some rest!

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:31:52 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28947


i bet kitty will love you for saying that :)
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:29:52 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28946


Corvo, Kitty, you are BOTH good and I decalre a DRAW regadrless who posts last!
;-))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:28:49 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28945


Well let's just thank god we've never had a piss fest - doubt we ever will!

It'd run the board out!!
*****************************

don't look at me,
I won't piss with you either...
man should know his limitations,
and I know when I meet my match
;-))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:26:43 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28944


and they'll be knee deep in recycled beer.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:24:33 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28943


Well let's just thank god we've never had a piss fest - doubt we ever will!

It'd run the board out!!

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:23:19 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28942


serge, and that is so true :)
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:23:03 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28941


Ozies,
I think you can play with each other for hours, without wearing each other off!

IT IS something in the water, I'm sure!
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:21:29 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28940


kitty,i am very sorry about those grey hairs.
maybe you need some sleep?
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:20:29 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28939


gee thanks :)
too true too.

i can't say the same, i've been lurking here for a while.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:19:47 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28938


Yes Serge I know what you mean,

I seem to have aged quite a bit since meeting him lol ;)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:19:27 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28937


you can call me prejudice,
but I don't know any other place but Internet chat boards when people make connections and break them so easily.

Corvo, today's is your first day, but I feel like I knew you forever
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:17:27 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28936


next time you open up a bottle and find gennea in it who want to grant you one wish,
say
"No Shit"!

*******
ROFLMAO !!!




Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:17:16 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28935


Kitty, LOL!
;-)))

next time you open up a bottle and find gennea in it who want to grant you one wish,
say
"No Shit"!
;-))

thanks, GregP
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:15:14 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28934


only when you ask nicely kitty :P

yes,i am still here, multitasking as we type, serge.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:14:15 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28933


Serge's age - Kitty x 2
****************************

Kitty, I am only 72, but I am
"young at heart"

you don't look a day over 40 yourself!
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:13:21 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28932


sneaky Corvo came from behind
*****

He tends to do that...
oops! sorry, i don't think I was spose to say that!

LOL
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:12:03 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28931


Corvo,
I was worrying about you...
the woman who can hold her pee for 17 hours,
is not somebody I'd compete against!
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:11:12 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28930


I'm too young and have lots to live for...
*****

Serge's age - Kitty x 2

LOL
- sorry :)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:10:56 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28929


Kitty, I was about to annouce you as a winner in
"all nite" marathon, but sneaky Corvo came from behind and now he is in the lead!
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:09:30 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28928


Voodoo,
no.....

despite the popular believes that I am one foot in the grave-
I'm too young and have lots to live for...
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:08:14 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28927


i wasn't blaming you kitty :)
it was that damned hippo.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:07:17 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28926


Serge, I think Ill ride my bike down to Key West and check out the hurricane parties goin on, wanna tag along? :-)
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:05:37 64.135.69.178 Post #: 28925


That's Okay Serge,
whenever.
it's 5:30 am here - too tired to read an email now lol

Corvo, Plumper content??? I dunno - but t's got nothing to do with me lol!



Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 14:01:09 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28924


Kitty,
I didn't forget about e-mail
I just need some "quality time" to get to it,
but I will, I promise!
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:58:55 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28923



Hippo's aren't known for the speed of foot but when naked Billy is chasing you it does motivate you to try a little harder.

I don't know if Billy is a Kiwi or not but he is a fruit.
mutt
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:58:46 24.112.37.86 Post #: 28922


Why am i thinking of plumper content?
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:57:47 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28921


lol, that hippo's fast
:)
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:56:36 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28920


ROFL

is HE from New Zealand ???
:)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:55:18 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28919



oops

http://www.opranoplus.com/images/billysign.gif
mutt
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:54:27 24.112.37.86 Post #: 28918


Maybe Serge should play matchmaker.

************************************

I surelly could...
I matched 4 million clicks with a buyer the other day, haven't I?
;-))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:54:20 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28917


Mutt,
I got a 404 on that one ..try again?
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:53:00 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28916



Kitty you will have to be satisfied with this for now.
http://www.opranoplus.com/billysign.gif

That is Billy, a big shot in the Oprano organisation.
mutt
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:52:12 24.112.37.86 Post #: 28915


but this guy didn't wait 5 fucking minutes, it was more then that, I read him loud and clear, pure bozo in my book. Had enough of this short lived piss, gotta take my kids ice skating soon:)
****************************

Todd,
and I forgive him lots of personality quirks we ALL have for his keen ability to drop the ad
when he sees that he did it with the wrong media!
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:50:20 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28914


If I was a male (well I'm Bi, so it makes it easier to choose) I'd like to Rumble with Chyna, The Kat, and Lita!!!!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:49:30 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28913


yep, networking is the life blood of this industry, at least from where i am sitting.
Corvo
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:48:12 210.84.87.96 Post #: 28912


Kitty, that's my fantasy too...just kidding ;) my Royal Rumble dream involves...well, you'll just have to wait and read the article ;))

mutt, that's fine, as long as those 500 webmasters sign up for the wonderful DarkDollars program, the kickass Making Bank program, the new hosting company or....(deleted) ;)))
SykkBoy money money money by the pound
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:47:35 24.234.22.206 Post #: 28911


Hey Kitty and Sykkboy are well matched. Maybe Serge should play matchmaker.
***************
I wanna see the Pics first!!!
Kitty SEXCONTENTS
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:46:58 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28910



I fantasize about the Rock ,the Undertaker and Edge going for a Royal Rumble with me!

Kitty
**********************************

i suspect Sykkboy's answer will be eerily similar to Kitty's.

Hey Kitty and Sykkboy are well matched. Maybe Serge should play matchmaker.
mutt
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:46:14 24.112.37.86 Post #: 28909


Touche
voodooman
******************

Voodoo,
when I start giving English lessons,
is the time when I feel at the epitome of my career!
;-))))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:45:48 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28908


good idea mutt, as I do have a huge announcement coming out regarding a new proggie ;))

just another day or 5 of beta tests...also have an announcement at AdultDex, join Colin, Zebra and myself for the TGP2 Workshop for details :) (/end pre-spam) ;)))

SykkBoy money money money by the pound
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:44:50 24.234.22.206 Post #: 28907


Kitty, Corvo, as you can see,
^R3K^ was right,
THIS board is ALL about people and Networking!
;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:43:51 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28906


Serge,

Yes I was in the army, I know about getting people when they are down, and how it relates to business, but this guy didn't wait 5 fucking minutes, it was more then that, I read him loud and clear, pure bozo in my book. Had enough of this short lived piss, gotta take my kids ice skating soon:)
sextoyking
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:43:44 216.99.199.147 Post #: 28905


I love wrestling..
I fantasize about the Rock ,the Undertaker and Edge going for a Royal Rumble with me!
Kitty SEXCONTENTS
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:43:42 61.9.140.115 Post #: 28904



maybe so Sykkboy but alot more webmasters will be seeing you now. I can go get board stats, easily 500 people will click into your centerfold from here.
mutt
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:42:43 24.112.37.86 Post #: 28903


Serge,

Touche
voodooman
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:42:35 64.135.69.178 Post #: 28902


Voodoo, sorry to correct you, but it should be
"and I was starting to think you WERE normal. :-))
"

English lessons, anyone?
MikeFold?

;-)))
Serge the home of the SyKK boy weiner!
Sat, 03 Nov - 13:40:45 172.152.189.177 Post #: 28901