Unlike you, I don't live on the boards all day. I actually have to run a business!
*********************

Sharky,
one of my first teachers in business, who made first million from scaratch at the age of 32
(those were pre-internet days)
always taught me:
"If there job worth of doing,
it's gotta be done RIGHT"

if you don't concider your board as a business, why bother?

One should not spread himself thin,
with few exception, MikeAI ;-))

The concentrated effort one makes at ONE business, will 95% of the time outperform the sum of
"spread thin" enteties.

Joe Holler's example is always in front of my eyes.

Joe is a GENIOS,
he invented things on the Interent others were able to make millions from.

He has only one fault-
he spread himself thin.

I hope you'll make something out of this post...
Serge the winners circle!

Serge - I think Fold knows rice wine :))

RichC knows rice...Sometimes, he just doesn't know where the pot is :))

Trust me...He can provide great entertainment value...Gotta give him a chance to post ;)

And I know for a fact that Aly has a Serge voo-doo doll...That's tough love, but no love is bad love ;)

Or so I've heard.

RB
RB New Kara Tour

Sandra,
Sharky also good when he apllies himself to it,
his post was
SPICY rice!
;-)))))
Serge the winners circle!

Sandra,
you asked me yesterday what is RICE?

as a teacher, you know the value of the good lesson, right?

RB throws RICE, MikeFold throws RICE,
learn from the best old timers.

They know the game and play it right.


Avoid following Aly's persistence,
as force applyed is equal to countering force
(Third Law of Newton)

Avoid RichC's tactics of hitting sleeping tiger in the nut.

Learn your lesson well and you'll do fine on the days when Oprano Sponsors don't make speacial announcements
;-)))

You say you educate webmasters?

I educate promoters,
and I have PhD on the subject
;-))))
Serge the winners circle!

Serge,
Unlike you, I don't live on the boards all day. I actually have to run a business! lol.

Your response is on board..

http://www.maxcashlive.com/msgboard/

sharky Serge likes to cause problems:-)

suki? or sooka???
:-))

Maybe next time we do sushi, Ill drink lots of saki, then maybe Ill try it.
voodooman Z

I never forget a good Serge story :)

RB
RB New Kara Tour

Voodoo,
if you can't handle Saki-
you should try
"Suki*"!
;-)))

*- Russian



Serge the winners circle!

saki makes me hullucinate and
gives me one helluva hangover.
voodooman Z

Vodka?

Saki. =o)


Anthony

RB,
you are right...I was just testing your attentiveness
;-)))

even though it was Absolute
(Russians don't drink Stoli)
I completelly forgot the "incindent"
;-))))

when you right- you right.....my bad...
Serge the winners circle!

Not to interupt, but I didnt see ONE bottle of vodka last night,,,
That was the sole reason for me coming over and all I got was Peligrino. :-)))
Again, Im not bitching though.
voodooman Z

meanwhile....
I am proud to announce the tag given to me by Voltar's Board
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html

thank you, guys!

Sharky,
whom do I have to tackle to get a tag on your board????
;-)))
Serge the winners circle!

how do you estimate your chances of winning
Grand $250 prize for
National Net
http://natnet.com
Baseball Pool?
Serge the winners circle!

Zero :)
As the old NY Lotto slogan once read...Ya gotta be in it to win it. :)

Now, come Serge, I clearly remember a story told by your partner about a night in Brighton Beach...Something about the Stoli "flowing in the gutter"

:)

RB
RB New Kara Tour

Dr RB making his rounds. Serge is already under the expert care of Dr. Bombay. RB must have been brought in on a consult :)

Brand new installment of ASKCOLIN is UP! VERRRRRRRRRY GOOD ONE. READ IT!
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

And there is some real interesting news on the front page of OpranopLus today.

William F Buckley on Porn: Pervasive Presence - Creepy Wallpaper Of Our Daily Lives

he's a windbag but still interesting reading.

Congress pushing hard for Dot Kids domain.

George Lucas has flipped his lid. That's what happens when you get too much money and too much free time.

http://www.opranoplus.com
Check it out daily! Cuz I'm the only 24/7 newshound on the adult Net!
mutt

RB,
this vodka comments are deragatory,
untrue, stereotyping and cause great disturbance in my household.

Zhora is VERY traumatized by your post.

There are hundreds webmasters who broke bread with me,
NONE of them can say that they ever saw me drinking vodka.

(except ScottPB, who shared few black russinas with me before he found courage to part with 1/4 of a million dollars on the handshake ;-))


how do you estimate your chances of winning
Grand $250 prize for
National Net
http://natnet.com
Baseball Pool?
Serge the winners circle!

Those horse pills, Serge...We need to up the dosage ;)

Or at least double the Vodka you are using to wash em down :)))

RB
RB New Kara Tour

Voodoo,
I'll bring the wine...
;-)))
Serge The billing solution for 4th Generation

RB,
this is my answer
and business proposition.

Run it by your supervisors
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/RBmeds.jpg
unless you wanna repeat of
North Carolina debacle....
Serge The billing solution for 4th Generation

:-)))

In that case Ill get some gas for my grill.
Uhh, what type of wine goes with cheeseburgers???
voodooman Z

Just stopping by to remind Serge to take his meds.
****************************

which one, Dr. RB, MD?



Serge The billing solution for 4th Generation

Voodoo,
you know very little about my comfort tolerance levels...

when I was 20,
I was living in student hostel with 2 palestinians.

NOTHING can scare me since
;-)))


Serge The billing solution for 4th Generation

Just stopping by to remind Serge to take his meds.

AI - Did our clash get moved to 4PM EST because of the possibility of game 7, or are we still prime time??

Mark De (Poppageorgio) - Awesome job, brother...Congrats to you and your whole crew.

RB
RB New Kara Tour

Serge,
I would invite you over
for the best cheeseburger
you have ever tasted, but
I dont think you would be
very comfortable in my
little shack off the water.
voodooman Z

Every morning and every night I check e-mail and stats at T-1 speed, while I'm in bed!
*******************************

Ken,
I thought I saw your alias at
"pot challenged anon ass"
which is abreviation for
"Potency Challenged Anonympus Association"

remember good 'ole days when we used bed for something more exciting?
;-))

ahhhh.....it's all in the mind!
;-))))
Serge the grass doesn't grow on the frequented pass!

Voodoo,
that's what happend when you mention cheeseburgers!
;-))
Serge the grass doesn't grow on the frequented pass!

This weekend I am setting up my wireless network...
---------------------------------

Mike,

A wireless high speed connection is the ultimate luxury. Every morning and every night I check e-mail and stats at T-1 speed, while I'm in bed!

Life is good :)
Ken CashQuest2 - Conversions are Rocking!

Colin,

great article on peer-to-peer threats to the industry. I think we see the more educated (tech-wise) surfers using it now. However, like Napster spread to the more virgin surfers, so will p2p. They'll go searching for music and then move to da porn!
geeky

Good Morning all,

Rox, will be great to see you in vegas:)


sextoyking

Did I break the board?
voodooman Z

MikeAI,
Do you only eat that exotic, rich mans food like Serge?

Doesnt anyone eat hotdogs, nachos, and cheeseburgers anymore???
:-))
BTW, Im not complaining!
voodooman Z

Rox,
sometimes it's a good sign when one has little time for the boards...

ICQ from the sponsor which puts big smile on my face:

"$tan@LikeWhoa(11:45 AM) :
seriously..i wish we had more time :) mi tut pashem po 16 chasov..prosto nekogda na board zaiti dazhe.
*********************

which translates into:
we work for 16 hours,
we don't even have time visiting the boards.

when I hear our sponsors been busy-
it's a music to my ears!
Serge the grass doesn't grow on the frequented pass!

Better than going in the pool isnt it?
voodooman Z

holy shit!

look at new banner LikeWhoa guys made for themselves!

it's fucking awesome! and done in a flash!



Serge the grass doesn't grow on the frequented pass!

Hey Oprani,

Long time no post, but looking forward to kicking back with some of ya in person in Vegas! I've been so busy with work & family that I barely have time to read the boards (though I do my best!)... or anything else ;-) Hell, yesterday I finally cracked open my Klixxx that's been here for about 3 weeks and saw the article on 4Women marketing cj did using interviews with Sandra, me and a couple of the other WEN gals. Good job, btw, cj!

Launched the "Eater of my Life" yesterday (click the tag, dammit!), and have the Supes redesign to wrap before I can get in the car and haul ass to AdultDex next Friday afternoon... that thought will be my inspiration as I once again plow through frustrating days of building a dynamic Flash site and hoping that THIS time I'll have that epiphany and suddenly understand quite clearly HOW to see (and apply) the required logic, in language the program understands. Thank Heaven for people who know more than I do and can patiently TEACH me until it sinks in!

In Vegas I intend to collect lots of pics and autographs for the guys of WBOL who make it worth having to work away from home, and put up with having to hold my hand through some of the more daunting of webmastering tasks :-) Hell, they're men, and nekkid chicks make them happy... since they take care of me, it's only fair I do what I can to return the favor, right? I'm sure a few of you have a few of THEM among your paying surfers, too LOL

They love me cuz I show 'em all the good links!

Show US some love now (and have fun too), click my tag ;-)

Sextoyking, can't wait to see you & Fletch!
Rox Supes, Xena & KISS in 3D - why porn is currently my hobby

Mike,
my tool shed can only accomodate ONE!

...but I heard Webfather treats his guests nicely, gives them high speed connection and snow mobiles!
Serge

Ok.. Serge I am going to help you out !

Anybody who want to send me a check to help rent a port-o-let for serge contact me and I will give you the address, I guarantee 25 % of what you send will go to the fund the other 75 % will be used to help promate this cause.

SERGE NEEDS A BATHROOM !!!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you an asshole ??

HAHAHA Voodoman, I have been to Serge's house. I wanted to move in, it is better then my moms house!


Mike AI Make money old fashion way!

I had to go outside to use the bathroom.
********************

shit!
it was you who peed in my tools shed!
and I blamed it all on poor Zhora!

darn!
Serge

rich partner my ass!

I have 2 kids,
4 exes,
1 dog,
2 proctologists,
monthly bills from
Go-Go R Us Gentleman's Club
"Serge For Governor" Election Explaratory Campaign

I am broke on my ass!

Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

MikeAI,
I dont think your getting your information from a reliable source.
Serges house wasnt nearly as nice as I expected, matter of fact, I had to go outside to use the bathroom.
voodooman Z

Serge you are the rich partner, I am poor... My high speed connection is on my mom's porch!


Mike AI Make money old fashion way!

That is what I keep telling Serge,
*********************************

Mike,
telling me is a least efficient way
for you to have your way with me.

"When you come to shoot -
SHOOT, don't talk"
(---The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)

call my telco,
order it for me,
pay the bill and....
I'll have it your way!
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

That didnt sound right.
Before I moved to FL I had high speed.
voodooman Z

I have been on highspeed for 2 years now, and at my house here, I dont have anything at all. :-(
They dont have highspeed in my area yet, and no way I could go back to dialup, so I do without.
voodooman Z

Voodoman, I used to have dialup for the longest time. Finally got ADSL when I moved to my new house. This weekend I am setting up my wireless network...

At the office we have a T1... so we are doing fast.

That is what I keep telling Serge, I do not know how to live life without highspeed internet!


Mike AI Make money old fashion way!

Voodoo,
I like my AOL....

I see dangers in high speed connections,
waiting for file to load gives me plenty of time to THINK!

while those who do it fast-
are denyed this rare opportunity
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

hahaha, MikeAI,
thats what I said.
What? Your on a dialup???
:-)
voodooman Z

Did you ever get high speed internet connection???

:-)
************************

nope!

I can't afford it!

will Oprano pay for it?

Slow Internet connection slows me down tremendously,
I can barely type 5 posts a day
;-(((
Serge the hosting of the champs!

Voodoo,
you are a shy little devil you!
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

MikeAI,
come to Florida!

I have a spare second computer!
;-))
_______________________


Did you ever get high speed internet connection???

:-)


Mike AI Make money old fashion way!

Hey enough about my underwear ;-}}}

Damn Diamondbacks :(
KK notanthonys favorite place to send his traffic

Uhhh, so whata ya tryin to say?

hahaha
btw, zmaster sells gay content, but I myself do not.
voodooman Z

Voodoo...
silence is GOLDEN!
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

I think at this point, its best if I keep my mouth shut. :-))
voodooman Z

Voodoo,
do you sell gay content?
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

Geez, and to think that there is ANYONE on this board thats not professional enough to accept ones innocence? I firmly believe that everyone will be rational and adult about what they read. After all, Everyone has couches, it doesnt mean that, ahhh fuck it, your probably right. My bad!!!!
voodooman Z

MikeAI,
come to Florida!

I have a spare second computer!
;-))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

I do not go out in New Orleans. I spend all my time at home behind this computer!



Mike AI Make money old fashion way!

Voodoo,
do you have to mention my couch and raise suspicions why you left your shirt there?

yes, I see it....right under my pants.

Please state for the record that
Sandra gave a lousy advice and Viagra DOES NOT cures impotence!
Serge the hosting of the champs!

No, not my balls. :-)

To the best of my recollection, its black.
Ahhh, your thinking my lighter, nope, my sweatshirt is on your couch in the office, I hope.
voodooman Z

Voodoo, yes I did....

and it's blue color.


right?
Serge the hosting of the champs!

Good Morning Oprano.

Marc de and company, the site looks great, keep up the good work.

Serge, did you find something of mine? :-)
voodooman Z

Mutt,
Fay is right!

you violated her!
;-)))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

OK Mutt - I caught ya! "somebody around here always says 'if ya snooze ya lose'.

Serge granted me that SM for Oprano - but, that reminds me that I have been slackin on my use of it... so here goes!

When Dave comes and we get the files downloaded and ready to start printing badges, the online signup will be disconnected & it will cost you $125 on site. So, as long as it is still working - you can save that $25 bucks for the bar (or the slot machines :-) But for the last time this year: Ya snooze - ya lose!

Sharpie Badge machine warming up.....wanna save $25?

CB,
I think webmasters DO get excited when the reputable sponsor like ARS,
the sponsor who is not invloved in questionable billing practices,
clean as a whistle and beyond reproach
comes with a new and fresh ideas.

In the sewage pool the industry
finds itself more and more,
it's VERY refreshing seeing
sponsors sticking to the 11th and
12th commandments:

11) "Make money old fashioned way- Innovate"


12) "Though shall not cum into Webmaster's mouth"

Serge private deals are still available

Good morning all!

Congrats on the new generation of ARS to MarcDe and all his gang! Looks good and that AgeOath Avs thing-a-bob looks pretty cool as well!

Is it just me, or do other webmasters get real excited when a good sponsor cums out with some new sites? :) Don't know about the rest of ya, but I gots some buliding to do today...

New sites fucking sell!!! get them while they are HOT! :)

CactusButt Send your exit button traffic HERE! Thanks! :)

Not strange to me. I've known you for 5 years!
Colin The Peer-to-Peer Threat

Colin,
yeap, you got it!

weird, isn't it?


Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

Quote by Shakespeare
Colin The Peer-to-Peer Threat

You share thoughts but not files and fluids? Ahhh .. or maybe .. you share words and not thoughts in public; thoughts being reserved for more private moments?

"My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
Colin The Peer-to-Peer Threat

Colin, I only installed it few minutes ago.
I don't know...
I doubt I'll ever use it,
I am a very private person and share my files and body fluids with nobody!
;-))))
Serge the hosting of the champs!

Serge,

If I had been aware of that when article was written I WOULD have included it.

The new ICQ only permits file sharing with your contact list, correct? (hopefully)
Colin The Peer-to-Peer Threat

..you are my Lady...
(--Kenny Rogers)

;-))
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

Good morning Oprano :)
LadyB

Nov is shaping up nicely already!

cj! Your proggy KICKS ASS!
You are by far the #1 sponsor for our extra traffic!

http://www.sexhit.com

The second month trick BLOWS UP the stats!


BigDog Big Dog's Get $45!

Colin,
you living in the past...

as of 2 days ago,
new version of ICQ2001b allows peer-to-peer file sharing!

no need for Napster no more
;-))
Serge

Wouldn't it be cool if Serge actually knew ANYTHING about baseball?
*******************

nope, it would just make me like everybody else.

I never forget doctor telling to my mother,
don't worry,
he is SPEACIAL...

;-))
Serge

New article I penned on "The Peer-to-Peer threat."

http://www.ynotnews.com/110101/page1.html


Colin The Peer-to-Peer Threat

Hey Hey Hey Grimmster
What's this with NO being boring on any day or time of the week (except maybe 12:01 am on Ash Wednesday)
Did ya wear out all the girls in Rick's again ;-)
I hear NO calling my name ;-)
Where the hell is Homer?

greg (nantra) - Sorry haven't had the pleasure of meeting you but try the nasty foul places in the Quarter
Start at the Original Dungeon on Toulise (sp) about a half block south of Bourbon, don't get there before midnight
Then you could hit the Shim Sham
If fact if you got there now am sure something is going on
Always some funky, goth, underground, glam cutie/sexy babes in there
and the funniest part is they drink Pabst out of a fucking can
ah ha ha ha

Upscale clubs - Grimm, Mike and Billy are your men for that

Vick Whoa Whao Whao She's a Lady - Tom Jones would use this program if he did internet porn

What's you're preference of club? I am a fan of the more upscale stuff, getting drunk is a necessity, but, I like to go with the upscale stuff. I'm not really usually a huge strip club guy. If it's of high quality I won't pass it up though.
greg (nantra)

if you just want to get drunk, stumble through the french quarter. if you want upscale clubs try. Whisky Blue or opulence on friday or saturday. and try metro on saturday, it is usually packed. if you want strip clubs try hustler, or rick's or gold club, etc... etc...


grimm

Billy, why is it when i empty my thong every saturday night i find one of your cards?:)


Greg... it all depends on what kind of place you are looking for. there is something for everyone, just ask billy:)


grimm

I know that Grimm spends a LOT of time at the OZ http://www.ozneworleans.com/
You can usually find him on the bar on Friday and Saturday night in a pink thong shaking his ass off !!

At least this is what Brad Shaw has told me and I have not seen it first hand :)


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Marc De.. Asshole of the month !!

ahahaha......click on Mike's link. Very funny. Kickin Taliban ass with telemarketers.
mutt

I'm really just interested in having a good time and drinking a bit too much, so, I don't really know.
greg (nantra)

greg... what kind of club?


grimm

Grimm, where is the best club to go out to in NO on Friday or Saturday?
greg (nantra)

It is definittely boring in new orleans tonight.
grimm

What's up Hooper, I am just bored in New Orleans right now. Serge needs to learn about sports!

Also, Ryan is an idiot :)
greg (nantra)

This is funny!!!

http://members.sigecom.net/theclan/Taliban.html
Mike AI Free content - signup and make money with fresh oringial amateur content!

haha.. hey greg!

damn... you just gonna let r do all you're chatting or what???

I wanna meet you :-)
Hooper

mutt, yep, got that in my email a few days ago ... its TOO TRUE!!! :-)
cj (vaginator) sexhit - $70 free signups - all day, every day!

it's on the public record serge, you did NOT fix the World Series.

cj, did u see the link that Lisa posted? Windaz Too Thowsand?
mutt

our Kimmy Kim????

I thought she only wears Oprano labeled underwear...
;-(((
*******************************

Wouldn't it be cool if Serge actually knew ANYTHING about baseball?
greg (nantra)

do professionals ever sleep?
---

NEVER!!!!!
(unless said professional has consumed a lot of alcohol)
cj (vaginator) sexhit - $70 free signups - all day, every day!

Kim probably has a damn Yankees t-shirt on under his uniform..
*******************************

our Kimmy Kim????

I thought she only wears Oprano labeled underwear...
;-(((
Serge do professionals ever sleep? teachers, shmeachers...

Mutt,
please note for the public,
that I delibarately obstained from National Net Baseball Competition,
just to let somebody else win the prize and calm the rumors
that I fixed that WORLD SERIES
;-)))
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!) do professionals ever sleep? teachers, shmeachers...

softball season is still going on in November?

***********************************
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR NATIONAL-NET.COM WORLD SERIES CHALLENGE POOL
***********************************

There are EIGHT (8) people tied with perfect 5-0 records after tonight's game. As the Series could be over in the next game on Saturday
or definitely on Sunday, we have to figure out a way to break this logjam. If you want to win http://www.national-net.com 's first prize of 250 bucks I need to have a TOTAL SCORE prediction for Saturday's game and Sunday's game. People run off on the weekend so I need TWO predictions just in case the Series goes 7 games.

U can post your prediction on the board here or better email me them muttAToprano.com.

Here are the folks still in contention.

DbacKemP 5 1
Jeff 5 1
lazypay 5 1
Lord Baltimore 5 1
Meni69 5 1
RRRED 5 1
Ryan2 5 1
TheEnforcer1 5 1

somebody around here always says 'if ya snooze ya lose'.

Total scores for both Game 6 or 7, and it doesn't matter if your scores go over the total, just closest person to the final total score.

thanks

mutt

Kim probably has a damn Yankees t-shirt on under his uniform..
he basically wrapped this fucker in a bow and repsented it to the Yankees...


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