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HAHAHA Yeah I am getting Mocha!!

Is it me, or is Kim of the Diamonbacks giving the series away???
Mike AI Free content - signup and make money with fresh oringial amateur content!

Mike,
"you not always get what you want, but you get what you need"
;-)))
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

I need a bubble bath too Serge.

I need a hot blonde to join me! :-)

Mike AI Free content - signup and make money with fresh oringial amateur content!

have a nice bath!

I hope you had a great dinner too!
Serge hey, Jeff, I PROVED my loyalty to Oprano, will you prove yours to Aly?

There's probably some good therapy you could get for that.
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Sandra,
I made one mistake in life which caused my impotence.

if you can find me theraputic cure for this
http://www.bizarremag.com/members/sexchange.html#photos

I'll work for RB for FREE for the rest of his life...
Serge

What's your going rate of interest on a loan? :)

On that note.... so to speak... I'm going to go take a well-earned bubble bath.

:)

Sandra

Available for $10 per post - payable to Serge in Gold or Certified Check (right, Serge?)
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Gold is out of the questions,
do you have pieces of silver instead?

teachers... webmothers...
what happened to regular walking girls once flourishing in this business?

are we running ahead of ourselves and forgot all about
BASICS?
Serge

only $10.00 per post? when did your prices go down?

dig420
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Dig,
Oprano has been lowering prices from the very first day.

Oprano realised one of the first that $12,000 per banner is NOT what this industry is all about.

We comitted to lower advertising prices, and always willing to help those who can't afford our smallest rates in the Universe.

Sandra,
do you need a loan?
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

Are you saying your impotency is all in your head? I mean your mind?

There's probably some good therapy you could get for that.

Me - a medical doctor? Nah, I just play one with some friends. LOL

$10 a post? <checking my piggy bank> Nope, can't afford that. Remember, I'm just a poor teacher - don't know how to generate any income. Just trying to pass along a bit of info I've picked up here and there.

Sandra Available for $10 per post - payable to Serge in Gold or Certified Check (right, Serge?)

or is that just the special 'sandra' price? :))

dig420 hey everybody click this link!

Heh Mutt I was out at a softball game, playoffs... we got spanked, but we did much better then we did in the past.

:-)
Mike AI Free content - signup and make money with fresh oringial amateur content!

only $10.00 per post? when did your prices go down?

dig420 hey everybody click this link!

I could refer you to a place to get some Viagra. LOL
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oh, now you are a medical doctor as well,
and you really think that Viagra cures all forms of impotence?

"it's all in your mind",
and MIND is not cured by Viagra.

I appreciate you personal interest in my potency,
seems like you are the only one who cares, even my old time bud MikeFold doesn't give a damn anymore,
I'm truly touched
;-)))

regarding
"This spot for rent - See the Manager"

can you afford $10 per post?

now we talking business!
;-))
Serge

Bargain with you, Serge? Nevah.

I said I knew my value - not that you did.

LOL

Oh, and as for that impotence, if you'd like I could refer you to a place to get some Viagra. LOL

Sandra This spot for rent - See the Manager

I know who I am. I know my value.
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Qureen of England overheard the conversation and Barnard Shaw was quoted that he believed that every woman was a whore and could be bought.

She invited Barnard Shaw and during the audience, she asked him if what she heard was true and he confirmed it.

The Queen asked,
and how much would you value me?

He answered - 1 million pounds.

-One million pounds for the Queen of Great Britain?
don't you think it's very little.

Barnard Shaw responded,
your honor, are you barganing with me?

Sandra, are you barganing with me?
;-)
Serge

I've pissed before with you and none of it stuck.
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oh, c'mon, who hasn't????

if you said
I fucked with you despite your impotence and got pregnant-
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN RICE!
;-)))
Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

Mutt,
my key board has nothing to do with it.

I am sure that I got the offer for one of 2 reasons

1) yesterday I posted that I have 4 milions clicks a day I didn't know what to do with

2) I posted several time on the board about my impotence,
and everybody wanna prove me wrong!
the story of my life....
;-)))

Serge ($20 Webmaster Referral, accept no substitutes from has beens!)

Serge, your words reflect who you are.

I know who I am. I know my value.

You really don't think telling me I don't know shit is going to have an effect on me, do you? Nah, I know you're smarter than that.

I've pissed before with you and none of it stuck. LOL

Sandra

yup i saw it. She definitely made the offer to YOU and ONLY you. You are the chatboard Romeo. Smoooooooooooth as glass :)

How does it feel to have the power to make women's panties wet just with the strokes of your keyboard?

mutt

and trying to get the same offer she gave Serge :)
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Mutt, did you notice the same thing?

She offered me something and he immediatelly trying snatching it away!

Sorry, MikeAI,
I can't get you on it,
it was bona fide offer to me,
and I am a Custodian of Record!

Serge

I think Mike is somewhere tutoring Candice about amateur site design and trying to get the same offer she gave Serge :)
mutt

Gary,
your father is a mench and I don't wanna upset the Mench with offers of royalties!

I think very highly of him!

;-))
Serge

Serge

My father would be proud.
Gary The worlds first live doggy sex show, yes i sid LIVE

Gary's
may I use your dad's quote in my new upcoming book:
"Serge's Ass- another mystery of life"

TIA!
Serge

Simonf, no it's not mine, I have nothing to do with it. I just saw it and thought it was very different. I'm going to start promoting it this weekend. I've heard good things from a few people that I trust.

Ulfie

With all this talk of Serge's ass, it reminded me of something my daddy used to always tell me.

"Son, if your ever gonna enter Serge's ass, bring a flashlight."

Wiser words were never spoken.
Gary The worlds first live doggy sex show, yes i sid LIVE

Serge's ass is NOT for sale.
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There is going to be some really disappointed proctologists...

Cleo

Cleo, sorry,
Serge's ass is NOT for sale...

will you take Sandra's rectum instead?

she says she gives good...advice.
;-)
Serge

Mutt. You are absolutely right Sarah is gorgeous. Mikeai good work :)

Ulfie is that bangbus yours? I stumbled across it the other day and signed up for the webmaster proggie. Meaning to get some traffic at it to see how it does.
simonf make dollars with celebsb...Hooper can we trade some traffic?

I think we have had this whole porn thing wrong. Instead of selling nekkid pics we should be selling memberships to Serge's ass!

Cleo Erotic Exotic Fun

You must have some ass Serge

Cleo
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Cleo,
last time I visited him,
he inserted 2 feet PLUS pipe into it and wiggled it 'till he saw it coming out of my mouth.

If you need his phone number-
drop me e-mail!

he takes Blue Cross and Blue Shit...
Serge

there's money in assholes?
;)))))
SykkBoy
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SykkBoy,
most likely...
I don't have a brain surgeon...
;-)))
Serge

my proctologist has a mansion next to Donald Trump,
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You must have some ass Serge

Cleo Erotic Exotic Fun

Serge,

No Taglines no bullshit.

Man to man you crossed a fucking line that you should not have crossed.

I suggest you do not cross it again
Jeff
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Jeff,
are you still Aly's boyfriend?

you share same IP, you should be...

anyway,
Oprano is my only "girlfriend" and I am ready to "die" for Oprano.

Are YOU ready to "die" for your causes?

cause if you aren't-
you better go and buy some courage, boy.

Serge

my proctologist has a mansion next to Donald Trump, that should tell you something
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

there's money in assholes?
;)))))
SykkBoy 110 sites, $42 per trial signup, $100 signups November 25th

Serge, webmasters benefit most from constructive advice on how to increase sales.

Sandra
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Sandra,
MY advice made RB,
who heard first from me how to use tags on the boards
millions

MY advice to NickatIlynx, Pushrod, MoJo, AGA
made them millions...

your advice ain't worth shit,
those who know- do
those who don't - teach.

you have your own board-
go teach yours how to make pennies...

steam ahead!
Serge

WOW! I wonder what you get if you give Serge a blow Job?
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much less than for a free anal exam....
;-)))

my proctologist has a mansion next to Donald Trump,
that should tell you something
;-)))
Serge

Post # 28133 is not from me - how did that end up here, Serge?
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cookies, Aly, cookies...

that post was from me....
Serge

Post # 28133 is not from me - how did that end up here, Serge?

This has nothing to do with ARS - only YOU have made it into that.

Aly Thu, 01 Nov 2001 07:02:37 - IP: 64.105.76.173 - Post # 28138
Serge

http://www.fox.com/familyguy/chat/chat.html

anyone who's a fan of the show "The Family Guy", this mock chat with Stewie is funny as hell...btw, wooo new episodes November 8th....

oh and YES! FINLEY HOMERS!!! heheheh
SykkBoy 110 sites, $42 per trial signup, $100 signups November 25th

Marc, the ars3 is looking great!
congrads!

will have to throw some new traffic at ya

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btw
today is officially the fat chicks day hehe :))

Fat Fantasies 1:46

Slavdogg

Had to share...

http://pornmeisters.com/aussiewindaz.jpg

:))
Lisa Porn+Mega+Bucks - Just do it!

Well that's good news then! It means she really wrote it Ulfie!

i am going to write more letters to girls tonight. It is obvious I have a way with words.
mutt

Mutt, Mike didn't write that, all the words are spelled right. ;)

Ulfie

Mike is the Master of the Amateurs!

Look. I have a huge crush on one of Mike's girls. So I joined her site. I guess Mik..er......Sarah didn't recognize my name. I sent her a romantic note and she sent me back a
personally signed photo. Personal touch is great.

I am going to print it out and laminate it and hang it on my wall.
http://www.opranoplus.com/hotmutt.jpg
mutt

Hooper
you had to go there with the bubbalah
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All you had to do was ask M-bubbalah ;-)))
sextoyking

This is a totally different subject but how irresponsible is this....I was watching the Simpson's (yeah, yeah, sorry, I enjoy them OK) tonight and noticed something in amazingly poor taste. During the opening credits of this particular episode Bart is writing on the blackboard, "MY REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS IS NOT BUTT.COM". Naturally I go to look at butt.com and it's a porn site owned by iGallery. WTF! This is a show that kids watch. Why would you put a link to a porn site on it???

On another note since you guys love to evaluate new programs what do you think of this:

http://www.bangbus.com/

Some of the movies are hilarious. Oh the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. ;)

Ulfie

Damn, you guys are awsome, I got some tips and some toys, some new boyfriends, ALL from giving serge a handjob,
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WOW! I wonder what you get if you give Serge a blow Job?

Cleo Erotic Exotic Fun

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Hooper what do I have to do to get you to send ME some traffic?? :-)
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All you had to do was ask M-bubbalah ;-)))
Hooper New Sites Are A Cummin...

Damn, you guys are awsome, I got some tips and some toys, some new boyfriends, ALL from giving serge a handjob, and I have yet to hear from that man:-P
thank you sextoy king, thank you mike, thank you hooper:-)
Big ups to all of you, even maxcash, Im gonna put them out of business LOL j/k
xoxoxo
tdawg Candice$CASH$

Candice, I know a little about amateur sites, it is not that your site looks "Amateurish", its that your site does not convery much that would get people to join.

We work hard to make our sites look "amateurish", and they convert much better then 1 in 700

Hooper what do I have to do to get you to send ME some traffic?? :-)

Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

Candice,

email me your name and address for fedex, and I will ship you a nice box of toys tomorow.. :))

peace

sextoyking Let us make you some Bank!!

candice... you gotta do some pretty hefty work on the site if you want to make good money.

I sent about 10000 hits to it after you posted & only made one sale... that's bad... but when you realize that all the traffic is coming from amateur webcam links in dmoz, yahoo etc.. that's really bad.

If you would like some advice i'll be happy to share. We used to run a *couple* of amateur sites ourselves ;-)))

Cya,
Hooper What are you looking at? Asshole.

oh oh oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, lol i thought it was some kind of porn reference you made lol, My dumb ass is tired, Hello sextoyking, My batteries in that pink dildo on my site are dead, maybe you can hook meup with a hitachi magic wand :-))) plugs into the wall, emmmmmmmmm
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yeah i know the design is really amateur but that was the look i was going for, its converting about 1:700 now, but like i said the traffic source is sucking, toplist, blindlinks, I get these guys that signup for my partnership program and put a blind link on a page that has "big tittied women" on it and they click it and then come to my site lol, I obviously dont have big tits, just an example of some of the morons that are out there( no offense to the morons)
hehehe
tdawg Candice$CASH$

*standing ovation for mutt* Here here!

Congrats to Marc and the whole ARS team. Does third generation mean Marc is now a grandfather?!?! ;))

Sandra, I've pondered the concept that my kids might follow me into the porn biz. Kind of a freaky thought! All my kids can hand code html, but I think the 9 yr old is the one most likely (if any) to end up in this biz. Is that a BAD thing?

Hey Candice, nice to see you here! Smack Trey for me. ;)

Lisa Porn+Mega+Bucks - Just do it!

Candice,

just saw your site, nice pics!! if you need any sextoys for those shows, just let me know, always willing to help out a beautiful star like yourself:)

sextoyking Let us make you some Bank!!

Syckboy, you use icq? I'm awaitting your authorization. If you changed numbers, hit me up

ICQ# 59588164

Hoping to make it to vegas in January. I'll bring the dogs, you bring the lube.
Gary The worlds first live doggy sex show, yes i sid LIVE

Mutt,

well said my capitalist pig brother, couldn't have said it better!!!

if you can't bang yourself and make money in the usa, where can you? :)

Hi candice!!
sextoyking Let us make you some Bank!!

RHCP - red hot chili peppers. See I actually wen to your site Candice.

33 members, that is not much at all. I am surprised you would quit your job so soon without a broader fan base.

What does your BF do? Why did he quit his job?

Anyway, I think you are hot, and could sell more. Your site could be mucht better designed, I think it could help with conversions.

Next time your BF is sleeping come out and play!

Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

I got started when my brilliant boyfriend told me to "put up a webcam and finger your self" and lets see what happens, 6 months later we quit our jobs and just opened candicecam
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TAKE THAT RAGHEADED MUTANT TERRORISTS! THAT IS WHAT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY FROM US NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO - THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!
YOU CAN SPREAD YOUR ANTHRAX YOU CAN BLOW UP OUR NUCLEAR REACTORS BUT AS LONG AS THERE IS A CHILD LEFT TO SAY 'I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE A FIREMAN OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES' OR A GUY WHO SAYS TO HIS SWEETHEART 'LET'S QUIT OUR JOBS BUY YOU A WEBCAM AND START FINGERING YERSELF ON THE INTERNET' YOU SHALL NOT WIN THIS WAR ON THE ENDURING DREAM THAT IS DEMOCRACY!!!!

mutt

LOL

Serge, webmasters benefit most from constructive advice on how to increase sales.

Well, I've got to get ready to do a program. It's someplace I know I can really help others.

Sandra

Serge,

No Taglines no bullshit.

Man to man you crossed a fucking line that you should not have crossed.

I suggest you do not cross it again
Jeff

Welp, been sucking dick for about 1 years now but professionally only 6 months, the site sux only 33 members but its ok, I do some shows on ifriends but they are communists 50% WTF:-P
I got started when my brilliant boyfriend told me to "put up a webcam and finger your self" and lets see what happens, 6 months later we quit our jobs and just opened candicecam, traffic sux, but im not going to piss and moan about it here in hopes of someone picking me up as an affiliate(wink) LOL
but seriously, things aint to bad, Im just a texas bitch with hopefully some deep pockets soon, BTW tdawg is my boy friend and im the slut:-)))
he is the cock i was sucking in the sample mpg clip
anyways, thanks for the welcoming, maybe ill ill meet all of you some time when my boyfriend is sleeping:-/

RHCP???
tdawg Candice$CASH$

Aly, and so you know...
it came from Marc's competitor...
what do you think Marc's friends think of you and yours?

want me to post it?

my ICQ is lit like a Xmas tree....
Serge

Aly, this is what people think of you and your actions:

"""
agree with you tho

tis such a big day for marc and ARS, not fair for someone to steal his thunder
""""

you see, I am NOT alone...
and webmasters here have eyes and ears...

you fucking up what once was known as a Premium Program...
;-(((
Serge

http://www.candicecam.com/sample.mpg
Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

I would love to jerk you off some time:-0
**************

c'mon,
Oprano is NOT football,
this is NOT a contact sport!

"Each of it's own!"
;-)))
Aly

Hi Candice. :-)

Want me to spam your program? I am sure we can work something out! haha

Seriously, welcome to the Gumbo - glad you posted.

How is your site doing? How long have you been inthe business? How did you get started? What is your favorite RHCP album?
Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

I hope you are not developing the bad case of
Fatal attraction...

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No rabbits in the pot, Serge : )

Fold - - - pithy !! I like it : ))

Aly

Mutt,
maybe with Mike, not with me.
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I guess meni lied again. bastard!
mutt

LOL, I love this board, every time i read it my pussy gets wet, Ive never posted until this stuff , I couldnt resist but im a nobody:-P
Serge your one of a kind xoxo
I would love to jerk you off some time:-0
tdawg Candice$CASH$

hooper i agree with your point. I have no wish to control what somebody's fantasies are, sick ones included, but the guy who merchandises to those with those fantasies I have a problem with.

In Canada I can't go into a public place or on radio and TV and indulge in what they call hate speech here. Seems like a pretty scary law but it isn't. I trust my government enough not to throw the baby out with the bath water and use good judgement. So far the only hate crimes i've seen prosecuted were deserved.

Is Canada a less free country than the United States? I can watch hardcore pornography from sea to sea shining sea up here. The United States can't say that. I'd rather censor people's right to say "let's hang all the niggers and kikes" than
somebody's right to fuck on TV.
mutt

Sandra,
1) what makes you NOT parasite?

let's see.

when you promote your program,
do you benefit?

YES.

does Oprano benefit from it?

no....

don't envoke
"webmasters benefit" argument, like RichC,
because webmasters benefit MORE from solvent sponsors who have enough money to advertise here, thus showing the world their financial stability.

the word on the street is:
if sponsor can afford outrageous Oprano's rates-
they have a big wallets.

so, how do you call somebody who only benefits themselves without giving NOTHING in return?

my poor English vocabulary has only one word:
PARASITE.
Serge

I should also point out that it is important to send me.. and only me your traffic.

I'll distribute it fairly to everybody ;-)))
Hooper Because We Care

Serge, that's very close to the way I look at judging others - that I should be held to the same standard I hold others. I try my best to do that.

Sandra

sex with either Mike or Serge
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Mutt,
maybe with Mike, not with me.

Living in dangerous times,
I only allow myself to masterbate together,
this is where my "socializing" ends!
;-)))
Serge

sex with either Mike or Serge usually gets you a month's free ride to promote in your taglines.
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HAHAHA Hey for Sex or a BJ, I would make the spam for you! :-)

Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

Yes, Serge, it's quite easy to find that post. I hope you're not intending to call me a parasite.

You make the rules around here, so I respect that. Being called a parasite - I don't.
Sandra

Sandra-
this is
CONTRIBUTION,
"remember that the moment we begin to lay judgements about somebody's thoughts, opinions etc that we open pandoras box on ourselves...
(--Hooper)

this is opinion which can be debated and the betterment of webmastring might become as a result.

Serge

sex with either Mike or Serge usually gets you a month's free ride to promote in your taglines.

that's who i got here. meni too i think. some others also but they are married men and have families to protect.
mutt

Okay, Serge, what do I need to contribute? :)
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Sandra, please reffer to the post # 27584
which basically covers it all.

Can you use SE feature on top,
left corner?
Serge

Gary!

you have a special welcome from all of us, true GOAT lovers!
;-)))
Serge

Okay, Serge, what do I need to contribute? :)
Sandra

and just to add to that...
the simple way to remember what is an action and what is an expression is that "my rights end where your nose begins" phrase.

and a stitch in time saves nine.

a penny saved is a penny earned.

yada yada yada
Hooper Because We Care

http://www.bizarremag.com/lives/poppyzbrite.html
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I think we found a future ex-Mrs/. SykkBoy ;)))

Gary, how are ya? You gotta hit Vegas for either AdultDex or InterNext so we can get in some trouble together, I have a feeling with both of us on the lose at the same time...someone's going to end up getting arrested ;)))

SykkBoy 110 sites, $42 per trial signup, $100 signups November 25th

SweetT, Sandra likes your boy...

Sandra,
you don't contribute,
no promo privilegges for you.

NOTHING you can do to top MikeFold,
let him do it,
I know him for 5 years and
he is "more equal than others"
you are NOT.
Serge

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Women can fantasize about rape all they want, they are no threat to anybody, some cockholster who makes those movies and sets up a paysite catering to guys who have those fantasies are criminals imho
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While i definitely don't believe that rape fantasies are normal or right for men (or women for that matter)... it is VERY IMPORTANT that we (at least we usa citizens) remember that the moment we begin to lay judgements about somebody's thoughts, opinions etc that we open pandoras box on ourselves...

The wonderful thing about our freedoms is that we can THINK and TALK ABOUT anything. The only thing that is criminal is an action.
Hooper Because We Care

LOL....
good find sergey

Alt + F4 Fold Wanna Buy New Golf Balls?

Well, i dont know how i feel about rape fantasy stuff, but as a man who enjoys giving the family pet a little something in the backdoor, i cant complain about beasty sites and own memberships to them all.
Gary Dog sex anyone???

RiceFold, you are right...
THIS is a quint essential YOU!

http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/archive/golfsign.jpg

yes!

NOTHING describes you better
;-)))
Serge

Tony.. check your voice mail : )

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Marc De.. Asshole of the month !!

SweetT, he is a doll!

definatelly taking after his MOTHER!
;-)))

as for
"I know this board is for high level business, politics, and other miscellaneous corporate intrigue...."

if this board had it's way,
the war in Afganistan, Iraq, and few others be over by now,
and the whole Internet
would be fucking necrofiliacs for FREE and had to pay for the rest
;-))))
Serge

Billy..looks like a great course....
gotta play it sometime with you guys....

Sweet T...you are anything but pithy...Great to see you in LV

Sergey....no...no...no...
wrong pic
((o;

RiceFold Mikey likes it

I know this board is for high level business, politics, and other miscellaneous corporate intrigue....but I just had to post my proud papa pic from last night!!

http://www.jakemorgan.com/occasions/halloween2001/photos/002.jpg

--Sweet "Proud Papa" T

SweetT NationalNet

Here you go OLDfold !

http://www.eastovercc.com/head.html
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Marc De.. Asshole of the month !!

Mikey likes it
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http://www.bizarremag.com/picture/default.htm
Serge

I have no idea Mr Fold, I am just going to Billy's house and he will take me and my balls to the course...

I am horrible at golf...
Mike AI Who is ready to be a player hater?

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