Oprano Webmaster Forum

Hi everyone:

Please excuse my ignorance. I am a paysite owner and just began to dabble in Adult Check as a promotional tool. I created this site for now http://www.crystalsplayground.com/sydneywarn.htm I received some good advice earlier from Serge, but I need to know a few things. How long does it take for AC to review and approve a site? Will they get back to me upon review? Am I wasting my time with AVS?

Hopefully there is a AVS guru out their that can help me out.

Thaks alot,
Kevin
KB Crystals

How many NEW webmasters will sign up
for programs off of those banners?
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JoeE
I don;t think even you realise the importance of the question you raised,
we'll talk at length after dinner
;-))
Serge 384 sites to promote with 8034 new sites coming up tomorrow!

I feel witty and pithy and .....
Vick The hermit life ain't so bad

Everyone may now feel free to pith at will . . . .
Boo Radley The hermit life ain't so bad

Woodchuck to grey squirrel, woodchuck to grey squirrel, come in grey sqirrel . . . .

Boo Radley The hermit life ain't so bad

Anyone out there??? hello??
Mike AI Mature sites that ROCK!

Pith pith pith pith, pith pith pith!

Just doing my part...

Diamond Jim Is this thing on? Big Hitter spots filling up fast.....don't miss out

test
test Pithy is as pithy does....

testing testing... 123...
edd Pithy is as pithy does....

Hold on tight, server move NOW!
Mike AI Get EXTREME with your traffic!!

I have to be honest! I have seen JoeE dribble - of course it was a basketball... he has a nice crossover!

Mike AI Get EXTREME with your traffic!!

Good meeting you, too, Circes!

"I'm in search of fresh content for various niche paysites"

Oh, come on now, you mention that in the same post as me? You know you can find niche content at http://www.adultcontentnews.com/ don't you????? ;D

"Fortunes are always more fun if you end them all with "In bed" :)"

Shok, "gold pieces by the bushel" I'll take IN bed, OUT of bed, in bathroom, wherever. Makes no difference to me. :DDDDD

ThrobX You have a better chance of winning $7408 in content than lottery. Click Here.

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I think joeE's a dribbler.. it may trickle a little bit but there's never any real flow
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i hear joee dribbles alright, but its not urine coming from his penis. joee go see the dr!
bored reader Joee, how many cruise SHIPs Yishai's payments to webmasters bought last time??? ;-))

Sure beats the hell out of the one I got in New Orleans --

the road to hell is paved with good intentions...

;-}}}
KK Joee, how many cruise SHIPs Yishai's payments to webmasters bought last time??? ;-))

Serge... I agree! ThrobX has an awesome new resource site and is definately going to be doing some great things with it!
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I never been at his site...I never go to the sites.

I just like his personality and the way he works...and pisses with me in private!
;-)))
Serge Joee, how many cruise SHIPs Yishai's payments to webmasters bought last time??? ;-))

Melody good to see you posting!!
Mike AI Get EXTREME with your traffic!!

Fortunes are always more fun if you end them all with "In bed" :)

Shok got your fortune right here

joee,
can you put your top best 10 answers on the board?

Serge Joee, how many cruise SHIPs Yishai's payments to webmasters bought last time??? ;-))

Howdy All:

This is my first post on this very new and very busy messageboard. Oooh... does that make me a virgin? Hmmmm :)

I'm in search of fresh content for various niche paysites. Please feel free to spam me if you can fill the need.

Serge... I agree! ThrobX has an awesome new resource site and is definately going to be doing some great things with it!

ThrobX - It was great meeting you in Vegas and I sure hope we get to see and hear from you in Windsor!

TTFN...
Circes Look out! It's about to EXPLODE!

Melody , In 3 days, a webmaster resource by ACTUAL WORKING WEBMASTERS!
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Melody, did you read everything I posted yesterday?????
;-)))

that what I was suggesting yestrday!
;-))

Serge Melody, send me your rate card! ;-)

Melody,

Please email me, webmasterATwaveresources.com. Thanks.
ThrobX Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

Melody...

Best fortune I ever got, which I have taped to my monitor, is:

You will have gold pieces by the bushel.

That works for me! ;D

ThrobX Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

I think joeE's a dribbler.. it may trickle a little bit but there's never any real flow
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guys, cut joee some slack, he has lots on his mind lately.
;-)

Serge How many NEW webmasters will sign up for programs off of those banners? I'll take the OLD ones, Webfather, are you OLD enough? ;-))

About Seymour Butts, he got misdemeanor obscenity for *fisting* videos.

No time, with a fine.

Melody In 3 days, a webmaster resource by ACTUAL WORKING WEBMASTERS!

Ignorance is content to stand still, with its back to the truth.

You go to a high class Chinese restaurant, Kimster. They get their cookie fortunes from Graham Greene. The best I ever do is "Strange luck awaits you in real world" or "here are your lucky numbers" (which they never are).

The key is, all the numbers are lucky. :-)

Melody In 3 days, a webmaster resource by ACTUAL WORKING WEBMASTERS!

Yes Serge,

I do find that days where the market is doing well i do much better....Yesterday was a GOOD day and Today is even better....
Forest Did I mention that we're giving away over $15,000 worth of content? Click here.

People are discussing c**f**... Am I on the right board? ;D

ThrobX Did I mention that we're giving away over $15,000 worth of content? Click here.

Ed, please check your e....
the first permanent banner just arrived,
THank you , Joee for telling everybody on your show we have room!!

hhahahahahahahahha,
I'll ask MikeAI to give you permanent salesman position, you are GOOD!
;-))

what comission rate do you want?

Serge How many NEW webmasters will sign up for programs off of those banners?

Anthony,

I think joeE's a dribbler.. it may trickle a little bit but there's never any real flow.

Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

I meant double latte with skim milk

i guess i need one:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

double expresso with skim milk please

grimm Project Webmaster?

serge...but you are not a "player" right?:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

I'll take a mocha valencia while you're at it ant, and can I get one of those little cranberry orange pastries too?

;-}}}
KK Project Webmaster?

serge..i saw the movie happy hooker goes to washington on cinemax at like 4 in the morning last week:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

Oh here we go.

Anyone got any frappucino?

=o)

Anthony daddy, come rescue me!

We never mailed stats like the old cotac;-))) Think about it!
joee
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to pee with him or not to pee,
this is the question!?
;-)))

OK,
I'll help him a bit with my piss, what the heck!
;-))

you never did lots of other things COTAC.COM did, joe

COTAC never pissed away $250,000 on webmasters cruises just to post on the boards to the partner in the cruise
about money 18 months later.

COTAC never pissed away millions buying IVilages stocks,
having 3 months experince in the stock market

COTAC today makes more shkalims TODAY than joee will make tomorrow.

can you warm me up with some real good piss, joe?

it's been a while we danced tango!
;-))

Serge daddy, come rescue me!

I have large quantities of 404, etc traffic for sale. contact me if interested.

Serge..i have an idea for rotating banners:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

Great traffic today....
converting for live feeds like crazy.....

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Forest,
do you find any correlation between the market and conversion rates????

Xavier Hollander
the most famous prostitute who wrote the book "Happy Hooker"
wrote
(it was in pre-dravyk days, hookers told their own stories ;-)

"On the days market was up,
so was a business"

I wonder if this still holds true!
;_))
Serge we suffer even more ;-(((

"watch ThrobX... man is going places."

Thanks Serge. You might make something of yourself someday, too! ;D

ThrobX Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

Let's see.... Stock market goes way down...Serge opens up board;-))))

How many NEW webmasters will sign up
for programs off of those banners?

For $2,000 I believe that is a fair question.....or is it JUST another
quick money scheme? ;-)))))

http://www.sexcheck.com

We never mailed stats like the old cotac;-))) Think about it!
joee Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

Art should be witty, like a good movie

Vick Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

Byte me? Fuckin' nerd. ;D

ThrobX Would you like an 80% payout? You can win that here.

First companies to take advantage of opportunities are usually the successful ones.

ThrobX
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yeap!
No arguments from me, well said!

folks, do me a favor,
watch ThrobX...
man is going places.
Serge we suffer even more ;-(((

Hey ArchEnemyThrobX, Byte Me!
Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

Brujah, quit clogging Oprano with your crap, can't you see we're busy here? ;D

Congratulations to CandidCam for being the first company to contact me for a free listing on my new Magazines page at http://www.adultcontentnews.com/contentmagazines.shtml .

First companies to take advantage of opportunities are usually the successful ones.

ThrobX Did I mention that we're giving away over $15,000 worth of content? Click here.

wooohooo....
Great traffic today....
converting for live feeds like crazy.....
Starting construction of studios 4/5 here at our main local and 2 more 30 miles south of here...

will have 10 studios total by end of Sept.

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Forest Stop crashing my server!

Brujah - no, the server has lots of other things it does... we're moving to a new box!
Edd Stop crashing my server!

Parody Post'
Meaningless Results:
Oprano - Did not delete posts, there were 12 posts made within 1 hour time period
Netpond - Did not delete parody posts, there were 8 additional posts made within 1 hour time period
Toms Newbie Booster - Deleted posts, there were 4 additional posts made within 1 hour time period.
Netsurprise - Did not delete parody posts, there were 2 additional posts made within 1 hour time period
Netpond Newbie Board - Did not delete parody posts, there was 1 additional post made within 1 hour time period

Posting flow is probably a good estimate of board traffic. Congratulations Oprano.
Tolerance level (or laziness?) shown above by who deleted posts. Although, maybe whoever deleted the parody from TNB didn't realize it was as such and considered it "genuine" spam. :)

Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

Edd, is it the mysql crashing ?
Brujah
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things move with the speed of light here,
the information posted less than 5 hours ago is already obsolete.

http://www.oprano.com/adrates.html
shows

AUGUST 2001:
rotating banners : $2000

SEPTEMBER 2001:
rotating banners : $2500

this is wrong!

we won't have any rotating banners,
it's buttons and
PERMANENT BANNERS ONLY.

sorry, guys, I just can's figure out how to fit rotataning banners in
without overloading the page.
;-(((

Serge we suffer even more ;-(((

interesting fortune cookie from lunch...

Ignorance is content to stand still, with its back to the truth.
KK Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

Edd, is it the mysql crashing ?
Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

Ok - that's it! We're getting a new server TONIGHT!

grrrrr....
Edd Stop crashing my server!

Everybody's talking about IT!
Have you heard about IT?
IT will blow your minds this summer!
:)

Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

It's your art of persuasion

Vick Did I mention that we're giving away over $15,000 worth of content? Click here.

*ArchEnemy ThrobX is quoted as saying "Stop wasting time, find the niche content you're looking for at http://www.adultcontentnews.com/ and the upsells you're looking for at http://www.adultincomenews.com/"

ThrobX Did I mention that we're giving away over $15,000 worth of content? Click here.

*Eduardo, the man who blows the leaves off of Projectwebmaster.coms acting CTO Grimm's lawn is reported to have said "Aye, es bueno, senor"
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LOL!

Aye, es muy bueno.

Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

IT is so big, I am going to have to sell OTR to sponsor who wants own place, so I can invest time to IT :-)
Lee Noga Don't be a fucked webmaster...stay in the know..

further comments about projectwebmaster.com

*Jesus Christ himself is quoted as saying "if i was a porn webmaster, projectwebmaster.com would be my browser homepage, now leave me alone."

*Captain Lou Albano is reported to have grunted meaningfully at the mention of projectwebmaster.com.

*ProjectWEbmaster CEO's cat Toby meowed once when projectwebmaster.com was brought up in conversation.

*ProjectWEbmaster's CMO Grimm's m
other is quoted as saying "ITHINKPROJECTWEBMASTERISNEATGRIMMijustlovemyemailwhywontanyonereplyTOME" in the subject field of an email sent to ProjectWebmaster president Grimm

*Eduardo, the man who blows the leaves off of Projectwebmaster.coms acting CTO Grimm's lawn is reported to have said "Aye, es bueno, senor"

more to come...
grimm Project Webmaster?

You too Grimm?! Wow! =)

Don't forget to add:
* Lee Toga can't get enough of IT!
Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

copycat spam:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

hahahaha:)

grimm Project Webmaster?

IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!
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Copenhagen (WNN) - Exciting new adult webmaster resource to be revealed Summer 2001. Mysterious new webmaster portal from genius marketing guru Grimm was unveiled behind closed doors in secret conference with industry top businessmen.

* AWN Magazine says IT will "sweep over the world and change lives, cities, and ways of thinking"
* Venture capitalist Dick Porkalot invested in IT
* Jeff Bozos says there'll be no trouble selling IT
* Adult Media CEO Steve Jodds thinks entire cities will be built around IT
* Investors FantasyMon, CEM's JoeyD and ARZ's own MarcAnthony expect IT to make more money in its first year than any startup in history!

Incredibly brilliant new techniques and strategies revealed in private have amazed and dumbfounded industry executives.
Coming Soon!

grimm Project Webmaster?

KC - if you are out there please call my cell. I still never programed in your new number.

Mike AI Get EXTREME with your traffic!!

Red,
I just spoke with MikeAI,
we ARE commited to working with you and I'm waiting for your review,
please also include your phone number with your e-mail.

We have an offer you can refuse
;-)))
Serge Mark Says: ExtreemConversions is our better name!

IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!
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Copenhagen (WNN) - Exciting new adult webmaster resource to be revealed Summer 2001. Mysterious new webmaster portal from genius marketing guru Brujah was unveiled behind closed doors in secret conference with industry top businessmen.

* AWN Magazine says IT will "sweep over the world and change lives, cities, and ways of thinking"
* Venture capitalist Dick Porkalot invested in IT
* Jeff Bozos says there'll be no trouble selling IT
* Adult Media CEO Steve Jodds thinks entire cities will be built around IT
* Investors FantasyMon, CEM's JoeyD and ARZ's own MarcAnthony expect IT to make more money in its first year than any startup in history!

Incredibly brilliant new techniques and strategies revealed in private have amazed and dumbfounded industry executives.
Coming Soon!

Brujah Brilliant! Genius! Innovative! Creative! Original! Unique! Seskil and Egert give it two dicks up!

Thanks to Dig for the excellent suggestion...

LEASED MAGAZINE PROVIDERS -- List your offerings here for free: http://www.adultcontentnews.com/contentmagazines.shtml -- Wide open page, no competition!

Shortcut to listing form: http://www.adultcontentnews.com/contentproviderlinkform.shtml?Magazines
ThrobX Find the content you need in 30 seconds here.

Not nearly as happy as I, Serge . . . lol
=0)

Gavster Oprano.com - A river of pith, flowing freely . . .

Gavster...and I am glad we are finally stable to move on to the new and bigger heights
;-))
Serge XXX Hosting For XXX BusinessXXX

http://www.ercollection.com/home.html
grimm Project Webmaster?

Is Jay the CEO?:)
grimm Project Webmaster?

Good to see this board chock full o' pith this morning . . .

=0)

Gavster Oprano.com - A river of pith, flowing freely . . .

serge I'm gonna log this page so I can remind you if I need to hehehe

don't worry about setgo, you saw that I still got something up my sleeve.. we'll give as good as we get once we get your buttons :)

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

Edd
Love the cartoon by the way.
Anyway
Let the affilates tell you.
I am Marketing Director
Not the CEO

Meni Jenna Cash

My Apologies:
================

due to my early Altzheimer,
I made a fuck up and threw out http://SetGo.com
from the front page for no good reason.

Dig420,
I apologise and I promise never to throw you out again....unless I forget what I posted!
;-))
Serge XXX Hosting For XXX Business

grimm....the gumbo may need salt but keep your balls off the table! ;)
Samantha , ...what would that same 12 pack of Budweiser cost at the local Wawa???
Fri, 13 Jul 2001 10:29:37 - IP: 141.150.60.157 - Post # 2210

Hey SAmmy, Ive showered since the game last night;)
grimm Project Webmaster Is Coming Soon:)

I already have my name on the Pearls page, I don't want an ad there. :D

We wouldn't have 2 stupid deals, we'd have one good deal not accepted, and one poor offer not taken. ;DDD

ThrobX Make more money with the targeted upsells you'll find by clicking HERE.

ThrobX,
and I am not stupid either to sell you the page which gets 21 clicks in few hours
BEFORE we started really contribute to it and promote it
;-)))

damn....if we both were stupid, we would have had 2 stupid deals by now
;-)))
Serge XXX Hosting For XXX Business

Dig,

Thanks for the suggestion, I put those in under Leased Feeds. I probably SHOULD create a magazines page, though... give me a minute!
ThrobX Make more money with the targeted upsells you'll find by clicking HERE.

No thanks, Serge. That page will have a surge (no pun intended) of interest at the beginning that will trail off.

The Post Your Comments page will ALWAYS have traffic. I'm not TOTALLY stupid. ;D
ThrobX Make more money with the targeted upsells you'll find by clicking HERE.

throb, you need a magazine category i.e. vavoom, plush, candidmags etc

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

Hit summary for http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html as of July 13, 2001
Summary Statistics
Visitors today: 21
Visitors this week: 21
Visitors this month: 21
Total visitor count: 21
**
Daily average: 21
Hitometer started: 7/13/1

we need MORE daily Pearls!!!!

Meni?
Evans?
Dana?
Navuhodonossor?
Serge XXX Hosting For XXX Business

Hit summary for http://www.oprano.com/adrates.html as of July 13, 2001
Summary Statistics
Visitors today: 0
Visitors this week: 0
Visitors this month: 0
Total visitor count: 65

hey, nosy people,
65 visits in few hours?????

ThrobX,
I think I can talk to you now about ads on that one
;-)))

Serge XXX Hosting For XXX Business

I think I'm going to start a paysite of my own with an affiliate program. Important rule of the program, affiliates should ONLY send traffic that is GUARANTEED to sign up, that way I can tell everyone that my site signs up 1:1!

"We only want signup traffic" ;D

ThrobX If you need content and don't want to waste time searching, click here.

Anyone think I need my own radio show?

Brad: I thought you already hosted one?

Weren't you and Rush Limbaugh seperated at birth?

LOL! Awful lot of resemblance there.

Except he only eats lobster once a week.

KB Sign Up for our Penis Programs they sell like hotcakes!

I am truly intrigued by the fact that we have to ask people what their numbers are for programs and that the marketing director for the program has no such information to share....

If I had a nice shiny new gun that I wanted to shoot I'd damn sure know what kind of bullets were in it....

Ok, I've been playing too many video games...

;)
Edd Pithy is as pithy does....

you tell him Forest!

Brad Shaw, I'm starting to like you a lot more all of a sudden.. there are a lot of west coast webmasters who have regressed to high school and think this business is a popularity contest. It isn't.

Let me know if we can help you with your radio show :) btw, I've used deeporalgirls.com as content on my sites for a long time now, Basara and crew had a good thing going! Nice purchase..

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

Forest
Ask Sless
who has pornstar traffic
his conversion
ok?
We want jenna/pornstar traffic
ok
http://www.thundersex.com/personal7/thunderpost37/jenna23/0001.html

this guy has it right
1/4000?
Is that 3rd window forced exit traffic?
1/700, in a mailer?
ok what did the other 19 ads do?

Forest, people say this, say that
great
has any of them sat down and met me?

Meni Jenna Cash

Meni,
I am just going by what has been told to me by various people who have dealt with you...
You are telling us 1/200

Mike AI is telling us 1/700-800
and 1/4000
whom should we believe?
does MikeAI have a reason to distort your conversions?

You HAVE a reason to cook those #'s

Forest Another resource site that appeared out of the woodwork.

Another wonderful day in our business of good people, and scumbags.

Evan, if you have a problem with me, address it with me you pansy ass loser.

If you can not take the heat, get out of the kitchen and go hang out with your friends, who will be the next ones to fall out of this business. Busty was just first of several west coast crews that will not be around in 6 months.

Those who party first, will continue to party first, in fact, they will be able to party all day as their businesses crumble.

Anyone think I need my own radio show?
Brad Shaw Another resource site that appeared out of the woodwork.

Those Internet World photos are hilarious. I love the "mad jostling crowds." LOL And I was going to go to it, too. The $1400 would've been well worth it, just to participate in the world's loneliest trade show. What fools.

ThrobX Another resource site that appeared out of the woodwork.

"WE LEARN FROM THE BEST!"

It's all about BRANDING, isn't it Serge? :D LOL
ThrobX We got yer niche content right heyar.

Oprano rolls off of Serges tounge and was music to my ears!
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....what about 1.1 millions we paid like
Accenture (former Anderson Consulting)
Agere (former Lucent's subcidary)

for marketing geniuoses to come up wiht new name??
you forgot???

I still pissed about this mil spent!

we could have come up wiht it ourselves!

BTW,
Oprano,
Agere,
Accenture,
Ebay,
Yahoo, etc
IS THE TREND OF THE 21 CENTURY

WE LEARN FROM THE BEST!
;-))
Serge The tightest ship on the East Coast!

i still think dangerousink.com would have been better :) I like oprano though, it's catchy :)

dig ouch!!! ;-))) Meni, did you see that? ;-)))

Internet World charges $1400.

Nobody shows up.

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,45198,00.html
http://www.wired.com/news/gallery/0,2072,45198-794,00.html
http://www.wired.com/news/gallery/0,2072,45198-796,00.html

GP ouch!!! ;-))) Meni, did you see that? ;-)))

Serge, wanted to apologize for my poor manners
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Sammi,
you guys are the tightest ship on the East Coast today
and it was my sincere pleasure to hand with you, guys!

see you soon at the "turks"
;-))
Serge ouch!!! ;-))) Meni, did you see that? ;-)))

I'll take today's AOE review of Oprano and re-do it. I'll e-mail it to you tonight and you can let me know what you think.
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sure, it's easy, the other day I condenced 800 daily posts into...
6 inch space on the board
;-))
Serge ouch!!! ;-))) Meni, did you see that? ;-)))

Candy what does Amazon. Ebay, Yahoo mean??

Oprano rolls off of Serges tounge and was music to my ears!

Mike AI ...what would that same 12 pack of Budweiser cost at the local Wawa???

"It stands for:
Other People's Really Annoying Nonsensical Opinions "

and here I thought it was some subliminal message for visit here when you can't get to Bada Bing on 17
Samantha ...what would that same 12 pack of Budweiser cost at the local Wawa???

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