VOODOOMAN

YOU'RE TWISTED!!!


DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Melody, last time I checked, Dave's name was James!
Serge

I know, Uncle Serge, I'm just being morose today. :0)

BTW, for the record, Listings Inc now belongs to Dave. And we all know who Dave is.

(I'm playing the home game here, guys...as usual, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about)

Melody Because sometimes, you just need a Pokemon costume

Melody, the only problem with that idea, which is a good one btw, but he/she would still be alive.
THAT we don't need.
Just my opinion though.
voodooman Anal Speculum Pics???

Problem is, funkmaster, you have an astronomical chance of getting screwed by the 5 webmasters sending you the thousands of signups. :(((
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Melody,
5! webmasters made 80% of my dough...Funkmaster is RIGHT!
Serge

I was the original owner of Listings Inc.
It was stolen from me with a forged letter. I want it back! I want to make a search engine out of it.

Shok easy $$$

RichC - You obviously don't know the deal.... do ya! Who said anything about fingers??? ;-)))


bpj
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bpj, aparently he doesn't!

as I recall,
Monday is THE SLOWEST day of the week as far as sign ups are concened.

Is it just me or somebody else thinks that all this "monday hoopla" is just illustration of immortal
"Much ado about NOTHING"?

c'mon,
tell the truth, RB doesn't bite....
;-)))
Serge

Problem is, funkmaster, you have an astronomical chance of getting screwed by the 5 webmasters sending you the thousands of signups. :(((

Okay, good news and good noise:

This is a suggestion for the Osama bin Lyin situation from a mailing list of mine:
If Osama bin Laden is killed, he becomes a martyr to the Wahhabite cause. If he is imprisoned, his supporters will be inspired to take hostages to gain his release.
This will work:
Special forces units should capture him, take him to the nearest willing hospital, and have a sex change operation performed on him. The 'she' can be returned to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

I like this idea. :-)

Trafficcash is kicking ass today. 1/200 for the period, and the clicks are following my own out count. I could rarely convert TC in the past, so this is truly amazing.

I've always done well with ARS, and it's bumpin' bunnies, too. 1/300 or close to that. Marc, you wondergrub you, you rock.

Have a good one. Run between the spores.

Melody Because sometimes, you just need a Pokemon costume

LB,
you are a bit wrong, there are only CAZILION of webmasters out there, and you can see them all at hun
;-))
Serge

Funkmaster, that is a problem with Hooper, always persuing the wrong dreams
;-)))
Serge

Hello, it's me again jumping into the middle of an existing conversation...I heard that 20,000 new adult web sites get put up on the net every day. I don't recall where I heard that. However, I think that the number of adult webmasters should be in the millions.

btw, this weekend it is the Tennessee Titans at Baltimore to play the World Champion (Superbowl XXXV) Ravens! Never mind that the Titans are 0-2. It is always fun when those two teams meet. :-))

Lord Baltimore

As per the breakdown at Whitaker, I believe my part ownership of Listings Inc. comes to $4.33


Anthony

... and just imagine, each of those 5,000 truly active webmasters send you one stupid question daily ... I´d rather have 5 webmasters sending 1000 signups each ...

:-))
funkmaster

Colin,
I never got mine!
;-(((
Serge LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

RichC - You obviously don't know the deal.... do ya! Who said anything about fingers??? ;-)))


bpj

Serge .. when do we get our default picks?
Colin TGP2 Bucks

with lube or without?

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Your call Serge, their your fingers. :0)


RichC $60 Joins Monday Mania

Hahahahahaha!

I see you've got plenty of time to post since you aren't busy signing any webmaster payouts Nick

;-}}}
KK

you should see all the gay guys named 12clicks that I run into.
12clicks

serge, its not MY fault that alot of gay guys are named serge. its just an unlucky coincidence. ;-)
12clicks

I'd rather focus on the truly active webmasters. The ones that actually produce traffic and signups.

I'd venture to say no more than 5,000 truly active webmasters who build sites and generate traffic. (now if i could just get each one of them to send me 1 signup a day ;-)))

How many are there when you include the "non-producers"?

Not that it matters, but i'd venture a guess in the low 6 figures.
Hooper Proudly Welcoming Our 14th Webmaster Today!

btw Dravyk's ma owns listings Inc.I sold it to her ;)
Nick

Morning all,

KK = "Airplane blonde"

an airplane blonde is a woman with ,dyed blonde hairbut still retains the black box ;))))))))))))
Nick

Actually, I won Listings, Inc. in one of those Pepsi pop top thingee games..I was sitting back sipping on a Crystal Pepsi and something urged me to peel off that little rubber thingee under the cap and instead of the usual :You Lost Again FuckStick" text normally imprinted in such a place, there was the magi words "Congrats! You now own Listings, Inc. or you can claim the alternate prize of a dream date with RuPaul". Sadly, I didn't have my glasses on and couldn't read anything beyond the "Congrats! You now own Listings, Inc." part, so I never claimed that dream date...DAMNIT!


SykkBoy All Your Listings, Inc. Are Belong To Us

I know what you got Vick, you barely outbid me on the Fla deal

;-}}}
KK

Currently negotiating to buy end zones in Giants Stadium
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c'mon, Vick, tell the truth who is behind you!

I bet this is MikeAI's plot to revenge Saints loss at the Stadium last Sunday!
;-))
Serge LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

Damn KK , you must have seen my real estate investment portfolio

Currently negotiating to buy end zones in Giants Stadium to see if Listings, Inc is next to Jimmy Hoffa


Vick Real Deal here ............

http://toybox.asap.net/legend/
grimm

Whatever you can do :0)


RichC
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with lube or without?
Serge (MarcDe, how did you manage to become #1 without knowing Forest?) LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

12clicks , Its not the old gay link that bothers me, its the fucking WRONG PIC OF ME that burns me up.
find current for me will you?

hahahahhaah
;-)))

Serge LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

Poor guys wearing their finger tips with
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Serge Thank You! Whatever you can do :0)


RichC $60 Joins Monday Mania

"Now what am I going to do with that bridge in Brooklyn I bought?"
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I'd say you have two options --

1. Move it to that swampland you got cheap in Florida
2. But it on that beachside property you bought in Arizona

;-}}}

KK

did someone mention buggery? :-)

serge, Its not the old cotac links that bother me, its the fucking bannersolutions links that burn me up.
find them for me will you?
12clicks

The latest from CNN: Listings, Inc. is a terrorist network economy owned and operated by the al Qaeda...

By law, U.S. citizens are not allowed to support any designated terrorist organizations and all U.S. financial institutions are required to freeze the groups' assets.

But who believes CNN anyway...


Roxie The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

Since I lead The Oprano Sports Pool
I will tell you how many webmasters there are .....

602,382

How many like Serge?
11

How many like Meni?
12

How many like MikeAI?

13

How many like girls?
500,000

How many like guys?
130,000

How many couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons?

450,000

How many have bought chips off my mom?

233,000

How many would want to nail Little C?

600,000

How many post on Oprano?
35
over and over and over again
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

So put up some links this weekend, and get some $60 joins from us once again this Monday!


RichC $60 Joins Monday Mania
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Edd, can we squeeze MaxCash button
somewhere? Poor guys wearing their finger tips with their $60 announcements
;-(((

let's give them a break!
Serge LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

After reading MikeAI's story I realize may have bought (and sold) a phony Listings, Inc.

Now what am I going to do with that bridge in Brooklyn I bought?






Vick Nothing fake here ............

poor Big Ron,
if he only knew what his big butt can hide!
;-)))
Serge LA Mike, do you have NICHE site?

Hey Guys,

Just want to remind you as you settle in to watch the outcome of the Oprano's football pool this Sunday that another Monday Mania is coming up again.

So put up some links this weekend, and get some $60 joins from us once again this Monday!


RichC $60 Joins Monday Mania

No DJ, that penchant for buggery story is all 12clicks, not Michael...

;-}}}
KK

Mike, did your father keep Listings, Inc hidden up his butt during his internment in a Vietnam prison camp? I've heard this story somewhere... :)

Diamond Jim And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee...

Shok come on and tell Billy the truth. You know that you got the name listings Inc when you and Brad went the divorce. He through a fit for the pinto so you got to have the name. Why do you always have to lie? You never want to admit that you are having a secret love affair with me (I guess you worry about what Brad would say?!?) And now this...what will be next? Are you going to tell everyone that you have been lying about having a wife and two kids????

LOL!
Tonda Tell the truth shok

Serge - right now, "preservation of capital" is more important than yield... in my mind. ;-)
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bpj,
this is ALWAYS a problem...

20 years ago the pack of cigarettes in Turkey costed 2 liras, today it costs 1,800,000 liras.

I wonder what happened with those who had 10,000,000 liras in the bank in 1980????
Serge

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Anyone willing to take a ballpark estimate on number of total adult webmasters?
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Actual active webmasters that generate traffic... or are we including every joe who has put up a page with a banner & some photo's of his wife?
Hooper A Celeb Site That Just Won't Quit

MikeAI - Thanks for that beautiful story... In truth, we are ALL a part of Listings Inc. - There's a little bit of Listings in each and every one of us! ;)
Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

Monk - i agree with everything you said (and even bought QQQ's @ 28).... except for this: "All that being said, I believe the market may re-test the lows that are in place but will probably bounce off them."
I think lows will come out on this test.... and am a seller of this rally!
Sounds like you and I have some common interests to talk about! ;-)

Serge - right now, "preservation of capital" is more important than yield... in my mind. ;-)

BTW - my shares of Listings Inc are for sale! What is the bid???



bpj

"He called him a battling bastard. "
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Stop calling my relatives names!
KK

Jman, the e-mail you posted is incorrect!
Serge

Listings, Inc. (LI) what a story. My grandfather won LI in a poker game in England while prepairing for the d-day landings. He won it from a Col. in the English SAS, who claimed to have inherited LI from, Fredrick VonListingburg the ArchDuke of Listingham. ( These facts are kinda sketchy)

Well my Grandfather survived WWII, but in the battle of the buldge he lost Listing, Inc. to one of the brave men in the Bastone. He called him a battling bastard.

Well this bastard came back to the States and oacked LI away with his army gear. After passing away, his widow and oldest son went through his belongings and rediscovered Listings, Inc. they tracked down my family, and turned it over to my father.

My father then had passed it to me, but as it is clearly obvious for the world to see, I no longer have full possession of Listings, Inc.

It is a tragic, beautiful story...



Mike AI New fresh niche sites to promote - get them while they are HOT!!

Here's my question...

How many LEGIT webmasters could there be ??? :)

Serge, i will email you something i`d like you to take a look at asap please. serge@cotac.net right ?
JMan hummmmm....

Too many Colin :)
KK

Colin, less than 10,000
Serge

I'm not sure on the total number, but i assume webmasters outnumber surfers 2/1

Or so it often seems.
Gary

there's a better profile that used to be on clickermint.com not sure if I can dig it up but it had more of the current combatants on it. ;-)
12clicks
Fri, 05 Oct 2001 08:36:15 - IP: 216.216.58.54 - Post # 22722
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I found it!!!!!
http://www.1eroticsite.com/freesites/

the third link from the bottom!
;-)))
Serge

Anyone willing to take a ballpark estimate on number of total adult webmasters?
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Toolz,
this is my constitutional right!

hahahhaha!!!!!

whatta you gonna do about it?

pull my tags off????
;-))
Serge (MarcDe, how did you manage to become #1 without knowing Forest?) we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Serge,

Please stop spewing such vagrant truth on public boards.


Toolz

It's ok guys, I don't mind if Forest Gump knows I own Listings, Inc

I'm kinda curious as to what his questions are really

;-}}}
KK

"Monk - mostly technical analysis, a little bit of fundamental analysis... and a whole lot of gut! ;-)))"

Well,I understand "gut" is not easy to explain....how about a little detail on the "technical analysis"??

I think there is a good possibility that we hit the lows in the few days following Sept.11....it had all the classic signals
- fear was extremely high as evidenced by the VXN and VIX indicators - a reliable contrarian indicator
- there were more bears than bulls at this point in time, also a good contrarian indicator
- there was a climax selloff, people couldn't get out of their shares fast enough
- this last week saw a large comeback on HUGE volume...the NAZvolume on 10/3 was the 10th largest volume inNAZ history....institutions are coming back into the market.

All that being said, I believe the market may re-test the lows that are in place but will probably bounce off them.

These are my feelings TODAY...they may change based on subsequent events.

Monk

Id admit to ownership but nobody would believe that I live in the swamps of Harvey LA.
JohnIP
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...and nobody believes that JoeE lives in Nice, France!
;-))

http://www.netsol.com/cgi-bin/whois/whois?STRING=kycos.com&SearchType=do&STRING2.x=15&STRING2.y=7
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Toolz, cut the crap,
what is YOUR ownership of Litings, Inc?????
Serge (MarcDe, how did you manage to become #1 without knowing Forest?) we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Id admit to ownership but nobody would believe that I live in the swamps of Harvey LA.
JohnIP

Comedic Relief from the pissfest:

http://www2.bestsexhost.net/mbill/

Toolz

Oh great, no more checks from Listings Inc, now they are going to start sending cheques instead.

More confusion at the bank.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Will the real owner of Listings, Inc please stand up...
Shannon Rush I don't own Listings, Inc

Y'all full of BS.

I bought Listing.Inc and since I am a french pepper living in the Province of Quebec it has changed to Listes.Quebec Inc.


JMan hummmmm....

I bought Listings, Inc and sold it to an undisclosed source


Vick
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I hope the price tag wasn't $45,000
;-)))
Serge (MarcDe, how did you manage to become #1 without knowing Forest?) we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Monk - mostly technical analysis, a little bit of fundamental analysis... and a whole lot of gut! ;-)))

bpj
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my FannyMae bonds were called today
;-(((

I rolled cash into MCI 7.75% coupon BBB+ bonds
;-(((

getting income is gettingm VERY hard nowadsys
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

what's shaping place ???
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Search .....the board will change it's look TODAY to get ready for upcoming "something"
;-)))
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

ok, now when we established who are the owners of Listing Inc,
let's all post our %%% of shares outstanding...

Mr. Korbin - 2%

you?
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

what's shaping place ???


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Shok.. now I understand I did not know what Brad meant when he kept telling me that Simon had a rough tounge !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

You guys need a search feature on this board.

Monk
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Monk, you don't even know how close you are to what's shaping place as we speak
;-)))
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Monk - mostly technical analysis, a little bit of fundamental analysis... and a whole lot of gut! ;-)))

bpj

I bought Listings, Inc and sold it to an undisclosed source


Vick It's Here

the blowjobs were deferred to my cat Simon. But Brad keeps bitching that he has to sit in more and more cat food to get him to lick his ass anymore.

Shok easy $$$

All y'all can go to hell! :)

I OWN LISTINS INC!

Jimmyslits someone pass the freakin espresso!

Mikey, I stated I didn't read the thread, so when I did I said it was FANTASTIC.
OK on with this weekend
I was going to use ESPN.com and check out shit but I said fuck it
and just made all my picks in 30 seconds.

If I trounce you clowns again, Do I sleep with myself?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I sold Listings Inc to Shok in fact he still owes Brad a few blow jobs : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

"we haven't seen the lows on stocks yet"


What's your basis for saying that?

Monk

mikeai - we haven't seen the lows on stocks yet..... ;-))) Silver/gold mining stocks still have PLENTY of upside from here too...;-)))

"Maybe I will dump all my $$ into cars... :-))"
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I'll cut you a good deal on one of mine! ;-))) http://www.moparsonline.com/4sale.htm


bpj DARE to COMPARE!

I own Listings Inc


Shok easy $$$

You guys need a search feature on this board.

Monk

"Hi, my name is Jim and I own Listings, Inc..."

"HI JIIIMMMMMMMMM..."

Diamond Jim I own everything

I own Listings Inc, what the fuck is it to ya?

KK
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that was EXACTLY, word for word, what Jesse Jackson said in his interview to Miami Tribune....
July 24th, page 4A, left column
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

"What magazine was Buffett's article in? I would like to read it."
Colin
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I think somebody posted that it was Business Week....in fact I thought you posted that... no? :o)


Monk

I own Listings Inc


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

"Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am"
Always associated that with David Bowie - "Suffrage City

Have to admit have seen Ted Nugent 6 times
All the way back to the Ted Nugent Album days


Tommy got that number off a wall


http://www.letterhead.com/profiles/serge/
Love that article



Vick It's Here

"Must be Serge
=)))))))))

Mornin Buddy
Forest "
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Nah Forest, it's Nick, which you'd know if you would, or perhaps could read.

I own Listings Inc, what the fuck is it to ya?

KK

<Cue Black Helicopter>

Choppa choppa choppa choppa

Pilot : "Uh, sir...we have Listings, Inc in site...how do you wish us to proceed?"

Forest : "Use your black box stealth camera to peek inside! Enquiring minds want to know who Listings, Inc really is!"

Pilot : "Uh, sir...we already..."

Forest : "Listings, Inc! Listings, Inc! Listings, Inc! Sorry, I feel like Columbo when I repeat it over and over again. Now..who do you see inside?"

Pilot : "Sir...Listings, Inc, as anybody with a brain already knows, is..."

Forest : "You said it, too! Listings, Inc! Doesn't that roll off the tongue nicely? I love saying it...."

Pilot (worried voice) : "Hey..we ARE getting paid for this.......right? Fuck it, we're out of here."

Forest : "Nooooooooooooooooooo..."
(Sound of furious TGP2ing in background)

Choppa choppa choppa choppa

(Exit Black Helicpter)

Diamond Jim Over 30 billion served

Besides, you can always stay with us here at ZMASTER.
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I am homeless!
;-))
Serge we satisfy ALL o t h e r needs!

Movin' to Florida??
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I LIVE in Florida!......

when there is no heat there!
;-))

Colin, I think it was Fortune Magazine, but I am not sure
Serge we satisfy ALL material needs!

The cost of homes have been coming down since last spring. Besides, you can always stay with us here at ZMASTER.

Honestly, though, I am not happy down here (Palm Beach, FL) right now. Of the 50 states in the union, Florida had the most terrorists living and training here.

Now...I get to learn all about shit I never dreamed! Like anthrax...
Roxie The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

Movin' to Florida?? Great! Come on down!

Shannon's invite to you Boys yesterday really effected you, huh?
Roxie The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

But call my broker…her name is Jenny…867-5309;))
___________________

I got it, I gotcha number on wall,
for a good time, for a good time call



Mike AI How about petite amatuers?? promote natural girls and make big money...

What magazine was Buffett's article in? I would like to read it.
Colin Invest in TGP2.Small and emerging market. Anthony did. Grimm did. Insite did.

Serge, I am looking into real estate as well. I sold my condo in Tampa, have to have my stuff out by end of month.

I am looking for investment opportunities, because like you and John and am not to wild about dumping cash into the market.

Maybe I will dump all my $$ into cars... :-))
Mike AI Promote a big tit amateur site with exclusive content shot by me....

John,

I've got her number too! My friend Tommy gave it to me.
Colin TGP2 is ripping off heads! Do YOU TGP2?

Regarding the ownership of Ambucks -MY financial dealings are not YOUR business, and are certainly not the concern of mere mortals. However, I will say that certain parties at Oprano have a "vested" interest in Ambucks as I retain complete ownership of their souls at this time. Therefore they do MY bidding and bow before me. If you like, I can put YOUR name on the list and eventually you too can stand at my side, roasting in the flames of the 4th Plane of Hades for all eternity.

Ex Inferis,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

But call my broker…her name is Jenny…867-5309;))
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I did...she has a very sexy voice and pink nipples!

we are meeting to discuss present state of the economy on Monday
;_)))
Serge we satisfy ALL material needs!