Hi y'all, just wanted to stop by and say thanks to those who sent ideas as to where I could find hairy and hardcore mature content.....I knew you wouldn't let me down.
If anyone else knows of more....cool!
Hope everyone had a good weekend...I could really use another though, right now. :)
Mon, 01 Oct - 17:41:06 209.84.255.176 Post #: 21500
Hell yeah Tonda. Brad might have to buy it back at this rate. Everyone must be holding out till the last min :)
Mike, ain't that the damn truth. If I had no bindings, I'd be able to tell you what I really think about you ;) RRREDWebmasters 4 America
Mon, 01 Oct - 17:28:29 63.20.179.6 Post #: 21499
Mutt I do not think my pissing has helped my business. Infact it has probably hurt me.
I am fortunate that my business model allows me to be vocal and call things the way I see it. I have never to rely upon other people to send me traffic, or big programs to exchange traffic with or other bindings that many others have.
I have also always had a big mouth, even if I tried I could not keep it shut when I see bullshit.
On that note, I have been working on a new program, which I will be the managing company for. We are very excited about this opportunity to work with Mr. Korbin. I also want to thank Serge for introducing him to me. I beleive this new program will be very successful since what Mr. Korbin wanted to do fell into my expertise.
Mon, 01 Oct - 17:16:26 216.67.212.96 Post #: 21495
Pissing ain't necessary for success but look at noteworthy pissers: Serge, FM(retired),Brad Shaw,MikeA1,
RB even got his rubber boots out last week with Serge.........
His point might be that a small player or complete nobody hurts him/herself by pissing but even that argument doesn't hold water. If the idiot known as Confucy one day choose to make herself known and had something on the go to promote, people would notice her over somebody else and be open to doing business with her. This is a very forgiving business piss wise.
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 17:13:46 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21494
Hey guys.... Just popping in to say hi after getting caught up from the crazy weekend. The sun is shining, the birdies are singing, and there's several new items up for bid at the auction site :) Thanks Oprano for the advertising package!
Ya know, someone needs to donate some more vacations deals don't you think? Does the Marlboro Warehouse have some sort of tour? I'm there! :)
Red and somebody with the handle YOVINNY are tied with 11 wins for the weekly Pickem championship.
Nice going Red! You and YOVINNY need to predict the TOTAL score(add both teams points together) of tonight's game between San Fran and NY Jets. Closest to the the final TOTAL score without going over wins this week.
YES IT CAN BE CONFIRMED, MENI IS YOUR LEADER IN THE OPRANO NFL PICKEM CHALLENGE.
But for how long? There's are many teams within 5 wins of the lead. Even 10 wins down isn't too much this early so keep playing!
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:56:10 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21482
gonna go d/l winamp again. Is that stream up all the time or is it coming from your house?
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:54:22 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21481
From somewhere over the rainbow:
The Supreme Court will consider the government's appeal aimed at allowing it to enforce a 1998 law intended to protect minors from online pornography.
The Child Online Protection Act, adopted by Congress and signed by President Bill Clinton in 1998, would require commercial site operators on the World Wide Web to
impose electronic proof-of-age systems before allowing Internet users to view material deemed harmful to minors.
The other case involves whether it violates free-speech rights to extend the reach of a federal child pornography law to computer-generated images that do not involve real children.
Colin Do you TGP2?
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:50:03 64.175.99.210 Post #: 21479
mutt you can try
opie and ant are in like
15 cities now and growing
I love when Anthony does the QVC guy
i got
(22 year old virgin)
hee hee Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:49:59 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21478
oh cool Meni. Can I use Media Player to listen? I must have uninstalled Winamp, can't find it.
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:44:29 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21477
cool Meni. i haven't heard Opie and Anthony, not on the radio here. I have heard they are pretty good but I do understand why Howard is so pissed at his own company.
I just read a news story about all these bars and radio stations having contests to win breast implants.
Another Stern bit from 10 years ago.
He does whine about it too much but it has to be pretty aggravating.
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:43:03 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21476
Sykk I don't hate you guys
hell I go strip clubs with your life partner, I mean partner Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:42:30 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21475
Mike I got the spinal tap dvd
its hilarious
listen to the commentary too
hilarious
How them point out Marty led them in the questioning and he had notes, and they didn't
hehehehehehehhe Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:41:38 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21474
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:40:27 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21473
Meni it was actually a fuck up on the softwars end - If you notice we always pick 10 finalist - well yours made it, but if you notice it was not listed. Only 9 showed up. By the time we realizes it, it was too late.
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:39:04 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21471
Mutt, i listen to both shows.
Stern is the king
but the boys are the best thing on in the afternoon Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:38:13 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21470
Not necessarily true meni, they are only concerend about staying in power. They are not going to discuss fighting that is going on up north, or that Americans have been attacking them. This could lead to more chaos then is already going on in the country.
The taliban are not very popular, and once the move is made against them there will be people inside the country who move against them. They do not want to broadcast to the world they are going under.
Also do you think they have communications like we have here? We could be popping off groups up north in the mountains away from the capitol and no one be the wiser for weeks. These people rely on donkeys to travel. They have no tanks, their most advanced weapon in a machine gun mounted on a toyota pick up truck.
Mike AI Make fun of Brad and win a T-shirt!!!
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:37:56 63.100.104.31 Post #: 21469
Mike I posted
nothing special
since I got robbed weeks ago
on "these are the fuckin clowns who run Oprano"
that was a winner
i got robbed
hee hee Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:36:32 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21468
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:35:48 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21467
The Taliban would be quick to ANNOUNCE any hits myfriend
we haven't done shit Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:33:52 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21466
Meni,
Of course I know their first album "No Life Til Leather"...or are you talking about their first major label release "Kill 'em All"? ;))) SykkBoyMeni hates us, you'll love us ;)
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:33:40 216.67.212.96 Post #: 21465
Thats a bold claim Meni, but I do not see any of your captions in the contest. Hard to win if you don't play.
Mike AI Make fun of Brad and win a T-shirt!!!
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:33:26 63.100.104.31 Post #: 21464
how surprising.......Opie and Anthony stealing more of Howard's show, now they even rip off his political views.
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:33:01 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21463
oh yeah,
Didn't the Greeks create the Olympics?
hee hee
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:32:50 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21462
Meni - I have a sneaking suspicion that our forces have are in Afganistan and have probably already conducted some raids.
Since these type of operations are needed to fight this type of enemy, they will not be broadcasted on CNN like Desert Storm. There is many things going o nright now that we may NEVER know. Some things we will find out decades afterwards.
Covert operations have that name for a reason.
Another thing when Desert Storm started it was with a huge bombing raids on Bagdad - Bagdad had hundreds of reporters and camera crews. I remember watching CNN seeing all the anti-aircraft fire going off, with Bernard Shaw hiding under the bed.
The taliben have thrown all reporters out of the country ( the parts they control). They are getting rid of all Westerners including aid workers and such. There will be no one there to report, and definately no one there to show live photos of bombing or other raids.
If a tree falls in the woods, does it make any noise?
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:31:56 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21460
Petr, my parents live in Greece, Meni (The Golden Tongue)
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ahhhhhhh.....now I know why the International Olympic Committee is threatening to take away the next Olympics from Greece. Meni's father is in charge and he is sleeping on the job!!!
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:30:19 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21459
Make fun of Brad and win a t shirt?
I should win fucking Leather jacket.
I make fun of brad all the time.
Hell when he jumps up in the air, he gets stuck
hee hee
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:29:34 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21458
Yeah I know Meni - we kept it infinite justice because it had a better ring. Especially since the key graphic is bin laden's head with a cross hair on it. :-)
The shirts have been very popular - infact one of my employees is getting some printed to sell on his own at bars down here.
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:26:35 63.100.104.31 Post #: 21457
Mike
its not infinite justice anymore
our sissy president
changed it
from pressure by muslims who found it offensive
Opie and Anthony talked about it.
and ragged on what we are doing
freezing assets?
Antony pointed out GMAC has frozen his assets before, hee hee.
We lose our rage, its a new war.
Where's the bombing?
Bring them to justice?
Justice? good put 10 guys to death
and i doubt anyone will feel justice
Anyone remember Metallica's first album?
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:23:39 24.147.195.230 Post #: 21456
I have terror sex
with Serge
when he doesn't tell me he's cumming and it jets down my throat
what terror, i gag
I have a lot of time on my hands.
Yet I pay the bills and have some money left. hmmm
I guess I won't be on monster.com like Elliot thought.
Today i did submit an avs site to cyberage.
Hey Meni, you are in luck - you may be able to get laid now!!
Mike AI
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:18:14 63.100.104.31 Post #: 21453
Meni you are a man with to much time on your hand, and an over active imagination. You are funny nevertheless...
I think your tagline should be Oprano Court Jester.
Mike AI
Mon, 01 Oct - 14:15:36 63.100.104.31 Post #: 21452
Mike I just didn't kill Oprano.
I ripped his arm off and beat it senseless with it.
When I teabagged it, and took a pic.
Its on consumption junction now.
Mon, 01 Oct - 12:09:14 64.135.69.178 Post #: 21446
Just a quick note to Billy and Angel to thank them both SO MUCH for the great time we all had yesterday!! Always wonderful seeing such good friends....hope that you have defrosted by now...now I think you understand why I told ya shorts would NOT be appropriate attire ;)
Katherine is certain that you owe her money for the touchdown the Saints were able to score when you bribed her to say go Saints ;)) I believe the rate she quoted was $100 and you can feel to take that off my tab ;))) LOL SamanthaGiants fans come HERE!
Mon, 01 Oct - 12:07:40 141.150.60.157 Post #: 21445
Guys,
Webmasters 4 America is cooking along nicely! There are some awesome things to bid on there from trips and televisions, to traffic and graphics...and celebrity autographs including BRUCE WILLIS, CHEVY CHASE, and JOHN TRAVOLTA!
Remember that all proceeds of the auction go to several organizations that are dedicated to saving lives and rebuilding what was destroyed on that fateful day of September 11, 2001.
The active auction starts Oct. 3, 2001 at 12 noon, so you still have 2 more days to get your early bids in!
Mon, 01 Oct - 11:58:13 24.80.117.103 Post #: 21444
Wrong, sorry, Colin. That's not my secret strategy. I won't tell what it is until the end of the season. I'm sure that I'll have some bad weeks, but we'll see.
ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 01 Oct - 11:54:27 63.75.253.33 Post #: 21443
Serge I have to go to the bathroom do you know where it is ?
I received 213 e-mails from people who believe that I am entitled to those 11 points the conspirators denyed me,
just because those points would show clearly that my knowledge of football is much more solid than MikeAI's...
Serge thank you for your moral support!
Mon, 01 Oct - 10:28:12 172.154.224.252 Post #: 21433
Meni, in Greece you can buy steroids legally in any pharmacy store without any prescription.
Petr
Mon, 01 Oct - 10:26:56 212.24.154.8 Post #: 21432
Colin, ThrobX,
there is something FISHY going with pick 'em!
I was denyed DEFAULT points last week,
which would give me 11 points to bring me together with those people:
Holy crap! I picked 10 of the football games correctly in the pool, and I'm now in the tie for second place overall. Looks like my secret strategy is starting to work...
BTW, Colin, there's another solution to the women's restroom problem. Don't forget about the standup straddling urinals that were developed awhile back. :D I just can't understand why any woman WOULDN'T want to use something like that. LOL
ThrobX
Mon, 01 Oct - 10:05:51 63.75.253.33 Post #: 21429
"I think this board just moved into unchartered new territory.... "
Apparently it takes quite a bit more time to sit down than stand up.
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I think this board just moved into unchartered new territory....
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Oct - 10:02:09 172.154.224.252 Post #: 21427
Art .. yup .. I'm clearing my mind of those cobwebs too. The truly pious still follow the laws of mathematics! They still get in traffic jam, they get a last minute phone call, they couldn't find a place to park.
Poisson distribution explains all sorts of things.
For example, women take 2.3 times as long as men in the restroom on average. Because of this, when there are enough people to create lines, there will actually be 5X as many women in line as men on average. I believe these numbers are independent of nose-powdering. Apparently it takes quite a bit more time to sit down than stand up.
Therefor, women's restrooms should have more facilities than men's.
Mon, 01 Oct - 09:29:51 203.164.2.198 Post #: 21423
Art .. I rather suspect that people arriving for prayers follows the same distribution as people that arrive at a party.
Colin Poisson Distribution Knows Parties
Mon, 01 Oct - 09:17:28 24.164.51.72 Post #: 21422
Serge,
Ah, Istanbul pictures bring back good memories for me!
In the blue mosque I was allowed to witness one of the daily services (for lack of a better word). I remember I was surprised so many people came in late for their prayers, I somehow expected more discipline from people who pray five times a day! ;-)
Also, did you go up the Galata tower? I really enjoyed the view from up there!
Mon, 01 Oct - 08:21:11 209.143.51.21 Post #: 21419
Serge
Was that at servicetech or did that come later? JimCybererotica
Mon, 01 Oct - 08:19:52 24.169.83.82 Post #: 21418
If memory serves, even Serge had an adult website for a while!
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Art,
my first site was created in October 1995.
My first Adult web site was created
January 8th 1996,
long before
99% of all webmasters today knew what Internet was.
Sex Sells Marketing Group
was #23 on Webcounter from it's first day, thanks to 2 banners I bought from #6 Lovey and #4 whose name I don't remember.
Todd bought one of first ads Sex Sells was selling and paid in dildoes and "goats", FedEXed.
cotac.com STILL makes money today after 2 years of being idle,
as proggies come and go, but links to the site remain forever
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Oct - 08:17:18 172.151.72.209 Post #: 21417
Todd,
Thanks for the info. Looking forward to that! No more sleep for you until it's ready! :-)
Colin,
Celebrity webmasters? Is that the type of people you see around here that never built a profitable adult site, but still try to tell others how it should be done? :-)
If memory serves, even Serge had an adult website for a while! Masha and Natasha I think it was called! Ha! :-)
Mon, 01 Oct - 07:41:44 203.164.2.198 Post #: 21415
CJ, I am first to rise thanks to ScottPB,
in the hay days when we did lots of business, I was trying catching him before he went to bed, I still can't shake it, I wake up between 3 and 6
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Oct - 07:10:49 172.151.72.209 Post #: 21414
Nick,
At first I could not figure out "celebrity webmaster" thing.
I used your rules and cruised all major boards and NOW I GOT IT!
I usually have to sift through your statements .. placing dark sarcasm and wit on one end; aphorisms on the other. The aphorisms stand as monumental truth so I always have my sifter in hand.
good morning oprano! must be about wake up time! serge, do you sleep for more than a few hours at a time?! you are always last to bed and first to rise!!
Mon, 01 Oct - 07:06:24 203.164.2.198 Post #: 21412
Todd, check this out:
In the meantime, state prosecutors have been working to stop the illegal sale of drugs over the Web using laws already on the books. Earlier this year, for example, the state of New Jersey filed suit against eight online pharmacies, accusing them of selling such prescription medicines as Viagra, Propecia and Xenical without a license. Similar suits have been filed in Kansas, Missouri and Illinois.
Civil cases have also been filed. Last year, Kansas Attorney General Carla J. Stovall's office filed five consumer protection lawsuits, alleging that the defendants were illegally selling prescription drugs via the Web.
In a sting operation, investigators had a 16 year-old male place orders for Viagra using his real age and his mother's credit card. Three companies sold the minor the drug without parental consent or a medical exam.
Mon, 01 Oct - 06:54:26 172.152.106.163 Post #: 21409
Dinner with Dee and Billy
===========================
right in the middle of the night, 10 young arabs walked into the restaurant.
First Billy made a picture of all of them, than checked their ID's,
than started directing traffic in the place, by telling out loud
"the bathroom is a right turn from the arabs"
On the way out, he was demanding ramming the car into them, at 90 miles an hour....we ran out of gas before we gained the speed, otherwise you'd be hearing about it in Taliban News
;-)))
yeap, guys, you missed another fun filled evening
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Oct - 06:47:50 172.152.106.163 Post #: 21408
Todd,
have you become an insomniac?
;_)
Serge
Mon, 01 Oct - 06:35:16 172.152.106.163 Post #: 21407
Hi Art,
yeh, we got a little behind on that store, as we had to work out certain details on safe secure shipping, etc. All details are worked out, Beta testing next week, so mabey 2 more weeks, and we will roll. Software / Store is done, Affiliate software / program is done, 500 banners or so are done:))
Sorry for the delay, I will post soon on the store and affiliate program when it's open for biz:)
Mon, 01 Oct - 06:19:26 216.99.199.147 Post #: 21406
Good morning America!
Hey Todd, is that Viagra selling program you were talking about a while back already active? I must have missed the announcement?! If I remember correctly it was supposed to be released by now?
Mon, 01 Oct - 01:17:29 216.99.199.147 Post #: 21404
The character drawing is by the talented Ed of Hirise. I just put the Waldo hat on.
Anybody want to organize it? Believe me you don't want me in charge of it. I still have a can of change I collected for Cystic Fibrosis almost 20 years ago in college shining shoes. Paypal takes no money off the top right?
mutt
Mon, 01 Oct - 00:31:45 24.112.37.86 Post #: 21403
Mutt that is a clever idea!! HiRise will participate.
I think i thought up a pretty simple way for adult webmasters to raise alot of money for the orphaned children of the victims and heroic rescuers who died in NYC.
Maybe somebody already thought of it, dunno.
Go here http://www.opranoplus.com/where.html
It's a play on the old kids books Where's Waldo, cept it's Bin Laden.
Every day we hide a pic of "Waldo" Bin Laden somewhere on a website of a webmaster participating in the charity game. Surfers are eligible for cash and free membership prizes by making a small 5 dollar donation via Paypal. Once they donate they are directed to a page full of the links to the sites participating in the game. So nobody loses traffic by
sending their traffic to donate.
Prize would be a percentage of the daily donations, maybe 50%. If nobody falls the "waldo" picture the prize money gets rolled into another day's pot.
I'm shitty at organizing stuff but there are lots of people in the biz who are very good at organizing and putting together this type of thing.