Thanks guys! Much appreciated!

:>))

Looking forward to the season BIG TIME. Just got a feeling Brett is gonna have one hell of a year!! Maybe become a 4-time MVP!! :>))







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Mike,

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No one can shoot a load off as quick as me, they don't call me quick jack for nothing:) hahaha

Off to ride the harley, nice day here in portland
sextoyking Make some Big Bank here!

Todd I guess that makes you quicker to the gun... ;-)



Mike AI What is going around in the world around.....

Mike,
damm, read each other's mind on that post, but I beat you by 1 sec:))

sextoyking Make some Big Bank here!

Enforcer thanks for kicking in some prizes for both weekly and grand prize!!


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Mike AI What is going around in the world around.....

Enforcer,

great prizes for the pool, you and tony (bubba) run a good operation:)

peace

sextoyking Make some Big Bank here!

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------------------

should read.... The highest ranked person per week who....


Oops!! :>))


TheEnforcer Shouln't you be Making Bank?

Dang, I need to stop smoking when I typing.


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Forest... that is especially scary.. and clicking my tag line makes it especially clear.
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Golf?
anytime bro....i suspect i can field a team
((o;
************************************
Mike can I join the team, I hit in the low 70s. Would love to kick cen's ass
stuntal JOEE CAN FINALLY MAKE A GIRL REACH AN ORGASIM WITH THIS STUFF

"....i suspect i can field a team"
--------------------

I'd say so ;)
KK

Golf?
anytime bro....i suspect i can field a team
((o;

MikeFold gifs.com

Todd - I am still waiting for an icon for the Pigskin Pick'em.


Mike AI JoeE have you signed up???

Hey JoeE click on the link below and get some of this stuff Maybe than the women you go out with can have a real orgasim
stuntal JOEE CAN FINALLY MAKE A GIRL REACH AN ORGASIM WITH THIS STUFF

I wonder how evans boyfriend
feels about him keeping his
mouth closed.
Jimmy Bong

"limp wristed, turd wrangler"

Now there's one I've never heard before! LOL! I'm starting a gay punk band and I think that will be our first song. Actually, I think Turd Wrangler should be the name of the band!!!

Groovin'
Don
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Afternoon all,

Cj, Hugs and loves my friend:)

Damm sucked, mariners didn't play last night, but tonight, We have got the Birds:)


sextoyking 100 Animated Banners, $750.00 - Oprano Special!

Golf outing Fold? CEN team cam in 3rd and wants a rematch with LilC
and Forrest Gump.....
_______________________________-
Joee

Done!!!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

ThrobX and Forest... please email me.. need your services...


;-)
VegasLee Not the old Vegas Show anymore!

...We love JoeE's proggy..anyone that pays as often and as much EVERYTIME,ONTIME is o.k in my book!
MrCash We like TCG

Is there any way to check the football picks that others have made? I want to make sure that I never pick the same way as Serge. :-)))))

Lord Baltimore

Attacking ones programs that one works VERY hard to build WILL BE
tolerated with proof only.....

Same with personal attacks;-)))

I don't give a fuck about really what he says..it's that he is an asshole bigger than you or me Mike..

Of course Serge will and always be the Nets BIGGEST ASSHOLE;-))

Evan is kicking ass and keeping his mouth shut and his bong hidden;-))

Let a sleeping dog sleep;-))

http://www.islandgathering.com

Make Money and Get Laid;-))

Good seeing most of you in Miami and looking forward to Curacao...

Golf outing Fold? CEN team cam in 3rd and wants a rematch with LilC
and Forrest Gump.....
joee SERGE AND WEBFATHERS BEST SPORTS PICK:+)

Serge please do not hit bot netponds sponsors while in Turkey.

hahaha

Have a safe trip!


Mike AI I bet Suntal and Serge has better picks then JoeE!!

Serge...

Remember the French Connection!!!!

Beee carefull
=)

Ciao mano
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Good bye, guys, have fun,
see you in 2 weeks,
over and out,

Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

HAHAHA That is a good point Brad, Evan must be turing JoeE into a limp wristed, turd wrangler...

Say it ain't so Joe... you have never been one to threaten C&Ds and such...

When you lay down with cockholsters, you start to want to deepthroat...

:-)


Mike AI I bet Suntal and Serge has better picks then JoeE!!

JoeE - I want to thank you - the handful of random posts you made here in the past 3 months has made Oprano so successful... Where would we be without you??

In all seriousness, we would love you to spend some time and contribute to the Gumbo...

JoeE have you signed up for http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html

I bet Stuntal, and Serge both do better then you in the Pick'em game!

hahaha


Mike AI Play and win Dildos, Vibrators, inflatable sheep!!!

He who fights monsters...

Serge =o)


Anthony

I ain't blowing anyone.

Come on, Nickatilynx should really be on the asshole list! =o)

I vouch for him being one of the biggest! =o)


Anthony

Brad, rememebr when JoeE came back he told us that he changed Evan???

I ALWAYS knew that
"when you look into abyss,
abyss is looking back at you"!

;-)))
Serge

Yeh Mike. We need a tie breaker with 125 players.
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Joe, you are spending too much time with Evan if you are threatening C&D's.
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Forest. Thanks for the update bradda :^)

I never open attachments unless I know for sure its legit.

Won't any Virus protection software notice writing to the cmos and bios?
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have proof before you open your mouth and get ready for a special
Evan letter due to your FALSE statements..since Scotty passed
away the Bronx tale has stopped and harvard Law School Applies courtesy of Steve Workman:=)
*************************

Steve, for the record,
the posts Made in Turkey,
are NOT mine!

have proof before you C & D the turkish nationals
;-))))

boy, Oprano NEVER had so much fun
it's gonna have for the next 2 weeks!
;-))))


Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

Serge- You are the BEST at baiting me;-) stuntal is disgruntaled;-)
*****************************

MikeAI, may I have my $1 bet win NOW?
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
JR, you are the best!
;-))))



You need me on this board;-)))
**********************************

only if you promise NOT to corrupt MikeAI while I am away and try to pay him for ads!

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT,
baiting you is much more fun!
money CAN NOT BUY!!!!!

hahahhahaha,
I win my $1.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

Article on ZDnet.com

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called readme.exe, and the user must open the file for the virus to
execute.
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

LOL Mike, Caesars has it at 44 and 1/2 right now, I'm just banking on the over ;)
KK

OUCH!! US jobless rate at a 4 year high http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010907/ts/economy_jobs_dc.html

Unemployemnt is not always a bad thing.

I have noticed in Canada where unemployemnt is much higher than the US, the workers are much more loyal and dedicated.
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Serge- You are the BEST at baiting me;-) stuntal is disgruntaled;-)

You need me on this board;-)))

Agian TCG sales are increasing everday because it is the BEST affiliate program paying weekly.

we HAVE NEVER SHAVED , we HAVE had
network problems like anybody else
and d-base problem like anybody else and NOW WE HAVE LESS AND LESS, like anybody else...Fuck you stuntal
and let Scotty RIP and you BETTER
have proof before you open your mouth and get ready for a special
Evan letter due to your FALSE statements..since Scotty passed
away the Bronx tale has stopped and harvard Law School Applies courtesy of Steve Workman:=)

On another note..this is real news for real webmasters stuntal(not you buddy) ;-))



http://www.islandgathering.com will
be sun,fun and TRAFFIC DEALS,CONTENT DEALS, HOSTING DEALS, PROCESSING DEALS,etc...everyone in the hotel is from OUR industry in one way or another,
this means when you are by the pool, by the volleyball courts, by the beach, by the BAR, by YOUR ROOM..you can do BIZ
by ACCIDENT, and that is a GREAT THING;-)

See Raquel, Jennifer or JMan or email me....this is a MUST for seriuos webmasters...there will be at least
10 webmasters with LARGE email programs, there are the free join webmasters, etc, etc....Did I say
INTERNATIONAL webmasters? ;-))))

And of course SWEEEEEEEEET;-)

Toolz- can you give me a ring please?
Cracker Jacks will do;-) 954-336-7222

Thanks



joee SERGE AND WEBFATHERS BEST SPORTS PICK:+)

HAHAHA Is that the over/under for the game KK???


I was hoping we would be able to tell if there was a tie monday afternoons - but it may be best for people to guess now...

I dunno...


Mike AI Serge already made his picks..... can you beat him?

Stuntal you have mail back.


Ryan weekly ties will be decided on Monday Night Football by picking total points for the game - who ever is closest without going over wins.

Monk, same rules apply to losers - it is MAXIMUM loses....

We want to make this as fair, and fun as possible...

If there are any other questions shoot.... :-))



Mike AI Serge already made his picks..... can you beat him?

Ryan,
don't sweat the small stuff....

my picking monkey is gonna beat you all!
;-))
Serge

Good deal -- oh I want 46 for the point total on Monday nite in case of a tie ;)
KK

What happens if you only play ONE week and have a record of 1-15?? Do you still qualify for the GRAND LOSER prize package?

Monk

What happens when you have a tie on the football picks each week? Is there somewhere that we put what we think the final score or something will be for the monday night game. And the closest one wins?

hmm...

Ryan AAA Adult Design

Mike AI you have mail
stuntal The only way to keep your lady happy

KK - we have decided it is total wins for grand prize. That way the people who play every week and pick every game has best chances of winning.

We do not want any Johnny come lately cherry pickers... :-)


Mike AI Serge already made his picks..... can you beat him?

"Remember though we will have weekly winners, the best chance of winning the grand prize is playing the entier season. "
------------------
Best chance? Care to elaborate?

KK

and we have a bunch of people competing and playing!!
****************

124 webmasters is NOT a bunch!
;-))
Serge

CEN shaves and laughs about?????

Hey, JoeE, how often did I tell you NOT to laugh?????

people get upset....
;-(((

;-)))
Serge

Just checked out the numbers on http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html and we have a bunch of people competing and playing!!

This is going to be awesome!!

Remember though we will have weekly winners, the best chance of winning the grand prize is playing the entier season.

So signup now or before Sunday and make your picks!

http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html


Mike AI Serge already made his picks..... can you beat him?

who the heck is running Traffic Cash?

Why folks are not happy wiht it?
Serge
************************************
Serge Thats what I use to complin about on the boards how much cen shaves. I use to have lunch with them once a week and they use to laugh about how they can adjust their program. The top producers for them get good ratios. The others can suck wind. I even signed up myself under my account number and it did not regester.
stuntal The only way to keep your lady happy

OUCH!! US jobless rate at a 4 year high http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010907/ts/economy_jobs_dc.html
Taz

WHAT UP!
I voted in that pluspoll thing.

Now I will go and learn how to make a website. God I'm tired of signing up at all your guys sponsors. That... and I'm out of kleenex.
MuddyJoe my sweaty nuts are now shown at the local circus

Vick, and I shake your hand on that!

you summed it up!
Serge

'Tis a sad day indeed
I dedicated tonight's meal to Justin Wilson who said ..

"I am a gourmet, but I am more of a gourmand. A gourmet is somebody that's an epicurean. But a gourmand is somebody that's a P-I-G hog and that's what I am."


Loving food (eating and preparing) and loving the people you prepare food for is what cooking is about for me

Best to all,
Vick Time to get to work

stolen from Webfather's board:
"Son of a bitch - GREAT review for trafficcash.com on SignUpUnderMe.com
Just as I had suspected! I did get paid but it was peanuts & as I send them more & more targeted traffic I see nothing more. I just emeailed them this. I wish someone talked about them first (either that or I missed it). I could really use some goot fat programs.
***********************

who the heck is running Traffic Cash?

Why folks are not happy wiht it?
Serge

mutt, this si hilaarious!
;-))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?) haahhha ;-))

considering she's only been on the ballot 12 hours KK is picking up votes faster than anybody. She's got the big Mo.
mutt Vote For An Asshole Here! There Are Plenty of Them To Choose From!

: (

http://www.neworleans.net/newsflash/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?n5032_BC_LA--Obit-Wilson&&news&newsflash-louisiana

Makes me not want to cook this weekend.


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Said day in Louisiana

Vick,
he better! if he wants to be re-elected!
;-))
Serge

Does Japan prime minister Junichiro Koizumi read Oprano????

From http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1529000/1529927.stm

"This time, prime minister Junichiro Koizumi promises things will be different.

The budget preparations, he told reporters, will concentrate on help for small and medium-sized businesses, new industries, and the swelling ranks of the unemployed."


Post # 16801 - from Serge
"there is NO BETTER VALUE for small or medium companies to advertise program to webmasters than
OpranoPlus."

Ok not quite the same but ......
Hmmmmm
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HOW TO TURN/MAKE A PROFIT





Vick Sliped to #4 in the voting but still and asshole and proud to be in the compnay of such revered assholes

MikeAI,

Ok well since you didn't put up pics of tightends I had to pic by helmet colour and design LOL

So lets see how I do using that method of picking the winners hehehe.


SusieS Well atleast I can pick my sponsors by the niche here LOL

cj, forget about it,
we VALUE loyalty and TRUST of those who took the plunge and invested their money without any clue what's coming....

in my book, BLIND TRUST is more valuable than $38.....
Serge

i'm holding that $38 ransom :-)))
lol
will send with next invoice :-)
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $40 per TRIAL signup ..... come on in

ahhhh...

"Vanity, my favorit sin"
;-)))

Toolz, how did it happen that "wet behind the ears" took over the world????

I'll write the answer to this one in my memoirs...
;_)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

People descriminate against men with small penises!
===================================

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to be laughing over that one all day...thanks Mike hehehehee

*chuckles*


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George,
I know of somebody who will be delighted to take those spots:
http://www.likewhoa.com boys are into those things and I won't be surprised seeing them there
;-)))
******
Serge we prefer lambo's i guess we could sponsor the yearly run of the bulls :)
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$tanDaMan Serving More Bandwidth than McDonalds French Fries!

George,
I know of somebody who will be delighted to take those spots:
http://www.likewhoa.com boys are into those things and I won't be surprised seeing them there
-----

Serge,
We don't like McLaurens... We prefer Lamborghini's ;-)

$tanDaRichMan can you post some pics ? ;-))
Tukhman LikeWhoa.....

cj, I know you are....

you just sweet talked poor boy into eating $38 wiring charges!
;-)))
Serge Turn-offs: Men who think women can't have a pussy AND a brain

serge, you are forgetting I also have an accent ... and I'm good at sweet talk!
john has always been a sweetie so far :-)
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $40 per TRIAL signup ..... come on in

Forest,

Thanks buddy, it's actually Sunday, I'm leaving for Toronto in a few hours to relax and enjoy the weekend.

Serge you're right I had to wait til I was 19 to get into the Casino's here in Canada :)

Toolz ARS

cj, from our past history,
we'll send you additional bill for October
for New and LOWERED prices
around Oct 4th
;-)))

if you think my accent is bad, wait 'till John gets you on the phone!

in his prior life, he was a funeral director and he sweet talks you to death!
;_))
Serge Turn-offs: Men who think women can't have a pussy AND a brain

serge, then I guess I just payed you for 3 months :-) or 4 ... depending on the pricedrop ratio :-))))
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $40 per TRIAL signup ..... come on in

KK,,,

We are tied for 3rd PLace...

mmmmm I like being next to you

=)~~~
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Toolz,
you are the b;day boy???

no wonder you visit Casinos on your 19th b'day!
;-)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?) Turn-offs: Men who think women can't have a pussy AND a brain

cj, damn! that's how Jim from
http://pornmegabucks.com
got us last time!


he pre-paid 2 months and missed the huge "Price Drop"
Never Again! can you un-wire it?
;-)))
Serge Turn-offs: Men who think women can't have a pussy AND a brain

I voted for Forest!
Colin
*************

me too!
;_))
Serge
Fri, 07 Sep 2001 04:13:17 - IP: 172.149.115.224 - Post # 16793
____________________________________

U guys are the BEST!!!!!!!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Happy B'day TOOLZZZZZZ

=)
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

serge, 2 months advertising, in your bank already! how's that for the quickest international wire in history!!
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $40 per TRIAL signup ..... come on in

Toolz, I don't know much about lap dances and how much they cost...
;-(((

The ones I had at Denny's were freebs
;-)))
it was my first and BEST!
;-))

Thank you, Bandwang!
;-))
Serge

cj, ask Dean how much HE pays per click and I cna bet you it's much much higher than $1.09,
$1.09 is CHEAP! and...you won't be paying that in October,
we are known for lowering our prices steadily, ask Toolz
;-)))
Serge

Yeah it wasn't too bad, not a high roller just like playing the games where the Casino has the least advantage, 2 hours of playing and I walked away $60 Canadian down, $30 an hour for entertainment is cheap, I would have spent at least $150 an hour in strip club :)

Toolz ARS

I think that $1.09 average was calculated without including growth of traffic ...

I'm betting I'm not paying $1.09 by the end of september :-)
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') will sing for toys

Nunavit :)
*************

Toolz, since I became ordained minister, I can't do business with Nuns
;-)))

Craps in Canada???

that's great, I gotta move my ass north more often, I didn't know!
Serge

Serge,

As I look at the list answer is Nunavit :)

As far as the craps they added them May of 99 in Canadian casinos, at least with craps there's a 1.5% return on the money, I've never seen a dancer hand me money back :)


Toolz ARS

Sounds fair to me. Contact me for ad rates at $1.09 per visitor.

Serge - The Click Through Revolution?!

Colin Ask Colin .. No Elephants allowed!

Toolz, as far as I recall, there are no craps in Canadian casinos!

you prolly leave them at some other tables
;-))

Gambling is a sin!

switch to lap dances, it's much cheaper!
;_))
Serge

Toolz,
please name OTHER place,
and YOU know ALL of them!

where one can get webmaster advertising for $1.09 per click?
and.....has space available!

drop ed @ oprano.com your addy for T-Shirt shipping
;-)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

Haha Serge,

Only table that I ever leave money on is the craps table and it's FAR less than millions, heck somedays they even let me take some off, not last night though, damn Canadian casinos :)

Toolz ARS

Damn you Serge, I'm up early fighting off the effects of Canadian beer and here you go trying to stump me, roughly a $1.09

Toolz ARS

I'm leaving millions on the table :)


Toolz
***********

Shawn, knowing you, I doubt this statement very much!
;-)))

I NEVER seen that table where you leave your millions!!!!
;-))))
Serge

Toolz, $23 per visitor in 30 hours....

how much cost per visitor is going to be in 3 weeks?????

do the math, the correct answer gets you Oprano T-Shirt!
;-)))

UND...

"for small guys only! TM"
;-))
Serge

World production of peanuts is 22-23
million tons.
Colin Ask Colin .. No Elephants allowed!

$23 per visitor?

Damn Serge I gotta re-think my per click model on the few ad spots I got left, I'm leaving millions on the table :)


Toolz ARS

OK, I've got more numbers from Oprano Plus.

button which was placed testerday afternoon got and I quote:

"8 visitors from opranoplus.com ... who visited 64 pages (basically looked around our whole site)

3 visitors, 11 pages from opranoplus.com/wierd_news.shtml

no emails as yet, am checking on new signups.

not bad for first day!!

:-)
"

there is NO BETTER VALUE for small or medium companies to advertise program to webmasters than
OpranoPlus.

$250 for September we charge is NOTHING what the big guys pay.

$250 for 11 webmaster visits is $23 per visitor and there are still 3 weeks left in September.

Your $250 is PEANUTS to us and it's PEANUTS to you,
and if you have affiliate proggy and don't take us on our offer,
you are a MORON.

If you are not a MORON and wanna grow beyond your current size-
drop Mutt and John e-mail at

ally @ inforamp.net and john @ cotac.com and get your piece of the pie.

Big Guys,
if small and mid size ones pass this opportunity-
we'll offer you spots for October,
"Ad Space which gets results is a terrible thing to waste"

those who disagree with me,
drop me e-mail at
serge@turkey.com

;-))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)