Far-L it is difficult for me to send traffic to programs who pay on a "active member" model. Especially when other people are paying up to $45 for a trial membership.

If I want to work with a program, there are plenty of great Rev Share programs that would give me 60% for ever.

So I woul rather have $45 ( $35, $30) in the BANK, and if I choose to take a risk I would do it on a REAL rev share program where I would get more then just one signups worth of cash.

That is the inherent problem I see with "active membership" programs.

Not only that, but I have my doubts about "active membership" systems, I havea gut feeling this is the easiest program to do naughty things with...


Mike AI

Mike AI:
Admittedly, we had some problems in the beginning with stickiness because of the security issues protecting our thousands of totally exclusive streams, including the best broadband collection on the net, but those days luckily have come and gone. Our retention on coversions is hovering close to 60% overall. You maybe should run another test because the conversions are also stronger than ever...

...see, once you understand that we have been around so long because we work our butts off to please our customers, then maybe you will see why it is way better to be on the same team rather than making rasberries at us from the sidelines...

...because we take everything personally when it comes to making our product the best it can be, ugly ducklings do not become swans overnight you see. In fact, it may take twenty years!

...to think... I almost forget how golden your piss doth flow... peace and goodwill be yours from the entire Homegrown Crew, we tip a toast in your honor.

Our wonderful streams will flow as unceasingly as your piss from here to eternity...


Far-L who can ever forget that we launched Sweet Loads with SEG back in the day too

Found a funny...

Had there been three wise women instead of three wise men they would have asked for directions to the stable, arrived on time, cleaned the manger and brought practical gifts. But what would they have said when they left?

"Oh my! Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown:"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
"Virgin, my arse! I knew her back in the 12th grade!"
"Can you believe they let all those disgusting animals in there?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
"And that donkey they're riding has seen better days."
"Wanna bet how long it'll take until you get your casserole dish back?"

:))


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Hey KK,

There was somebody asking for a CCbill rep on one of the other boards, you may want to check it out.
Flash Need A Web Development Partner?

Back, exhausted and under the weather --

Fun times with people in Miami, no boring lists --

Fold and Epp --- AWESOME and thanks!

Gotta get some rest now...
KK

My bad Serge, I didn't read the whole board tonight so I never saw that post. Feel free to remove my post about the button.
DaveH

DaveH,
you couldn't find Oprano button because of this:

Post # 14411

;-)))

I am an asshole, am I?
;-)))
Serge

http://www.wsvn.com/extra/entertainment/box1/

was she really partying with our crowd?

verrrrry interrresting...
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Just read that story on Natasha Lyonne.

I liked this part of it the best.

"Finally pulled over, the arresting officer says - she blurted out,"I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?"

hehe what a terrible life she lives! blah
Star Gramma Knows Best!

Not sure about UC Mike, I guess I missed that one. While I respect anyones decision to change their perogative, I don't see throwing away tons of $$$ as an incredibly smart move. Keep the ship afloat and use the $ to finance your new interests LOL!

Anyways, on another note, I'm working on my webmaster resources page and I couldn't find an Oprano button anywhere, so I made one... nothing fancy, just a quickie linker, but anyone is welcome to it (provided it's cool with Oprano)...
DaveH Grab an Oprano Button

I agree Flash.... of course I am a natural skeptic, so still seems kinda weird to me.
Mike AI

http://www.wsvn.com/extra/entertainment/box1/

hey anyone partying with Natasha Lyonne from American Pie down in Miami?

JoeE what have you done to this girl?


Mike AI

You could be right Mike, they did seem to change their sites around etc all of a sudden.

Looks like they sold it off to somebody though and took a profit from selling it.

Looks like Busty Amateurs is just going to disband the whole operation, bit of a waste if you ask me.

Could at least send all the members over to me? :) hehe


Flash

Dave and Flash - I could be wrong but didn't the UltraCash guy drop out to find God as well?


Mike AI

Hmm.. i must have missed that one.

It may not be the first time it has happened, but it was the first time i had heard of a major company shutting down and doing a total about face.

Busty amateurs was quite a major operation as far as i know, prob 10K+ members at least considering how long they have been around.

Quite a lot of money to throw away wouldn't you think?
Flash

Mutt that is exactly what I thought about selling credit cards on E-bay as well - I just said I thought it was cheesy to do.

Then she got bent all out of shape - 2 months after I made it! haha

I guess she must feel guilty for illegally selling property that is not hers. It is American Express's property, and the agreement to use it was for her Boyfriend ( he has a usafruct over it).

Then she starts talking about her pooing problems. I think badkittie is a fecal freak, a dookie taster. ( name that movie ;-) )

ahahaha


Mike AI

That is mighty strange Flash, but I don't think it's the first time I've seen something similar. Maybe not as drastic, but wasn't it Spanker who found God years ago and left the business, shutting down his operations? Or am I just getting my history mixed up?
DaveH

What happened to busty-amateurs?.. Did they become morally offended by their own actions and shut down the company? :)

lol, now theres the first time i've seen that one happen.
Flash

Probably the most successful money wise.
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ahhh......but can they afford hiring Alien?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a market for my dryer lint!
Peaches
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Peaches,
Joee just called and agreed to buy the whole year long supply...
if we post him at
http://oprano.com/pearls.html
;-)))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Serge

VIVID is a video porn production company. Probably the most successful money wise. Their movies are absolutely GOD FUCKING AWFUL. Supposedly their movies are meant to be watched couples. Nothing more pretentious than porn people who think they are Steven Spielberg. Leave the fucking plots and dialogue to the pros and just get a well lit room and throw a hot chick and the parolee of the day and shoot the damn thing.


mutt

I'm with Peaches. Who sells USED credit cards on EBay? For what purpose? Is BadKitty's boyfriend famous? Is that it?
mutt

BTW, I heard word VIVID several times today on the board...

what exactly they do?


Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Maybe he is upset about the Cheese Ball thing!


Mike AI
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naaahhh...it was the money thingy....

When are we having JoeE's benefit auction?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

I know him!

we fucked Gord in the ass one day....

remember, Gord?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)
________________

I heard Gord had a incontinence problem, and was looking for t-shirts to help him with this.

Maybe we can get a fundraiser to buy some Depends for him. I knew he was old, but....
Mike AI See why JoeE got all worked up - and orange!

Serge, JoeE backed out?? I guess some of his deals in Miami must have fallen through. Maybe he spent to much money on the show in Miami, or with party favors.



It's OK I have a few ideas we can do with the spot... It is one of the best spots around.

Maybe he is upset about the Cheese Ball thing!


Mike AI See why JoeE got all worked up - and orange!

Mmmmm anyone know who this Alien guy is??


Mike AI
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I know him!

we fucked Gord in the ass one day....

remember, Gord?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

However, when it comes to issue of UGLY girls - I would have to say homegrown video is the TOPS. You guys have a monopoly on UGLY, SKANKY, FAT, HAIRY, and sometimes DEFORMED chics...

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hey, Homegrown,
send me MY copy, will ya?

I'm into your stuff!


Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Far-L Aria Giovanni and Stephanie Swift are 2 girls in how many thousands you have shot??

We signed up for your program - remember? We did very well, UNTIL the cancelations came in, then our sign up ratio plummeted. The pay per active member keeps me away from doing business with you guys, not your ugly chics.

Again, I just made an offhanded comment as I was flipping channels... you guys are way to defensive. :-)

We are here for making money, and our kitty litter deficient friend badkitty says... I did not personally associate you with any prferance. For all I know you may enjoy men. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

You are not a man in my book.
Bad Kitty BADKITTYCAM
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Confucy,
you are not man in my book either!
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

hell we have a 3 month + waiting list...
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bullshit!!!!

JoeE reneged on his commitment and released all his spots at
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

why, Joe, why?????

it was going sooo fuckin' good!

Mike, let's sell it to RB instead!
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Which do you think is more worth your time and energy?
Far-L
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Setco.cum, of course!
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Oh and Alien, I am not fishing for advertisers - hell we have a 3 month + waiting list...

Plus Serge handles all of that... my job is to make sure the board is running and up.
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..and Serge handles it in his very unique way:
whoever haven't sent the money by 9/1/01 for September-
will get the rest of the year FREE!!!!!!..at setco.com
;-)))


Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

MikeAI, I see you are having time of your life!

bad cop...good cop...

my philosophy is:

Let's fuck them all and let got separate good lays from bad ones!
;-)))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Mike AI:
Heard you was picking on me little bro, so you know I had to step in.

You often come out with this "Homegrown has Ugly Girls" line. I guess you consider women like Aria Giovanni and Stephanie Swift ugly because we shot both of them before they became starlets...in which case, like the snobs I grew up with were fond of saying, "There is no accounting for taste".

Maybe if you just got with the program and started using Homegrown Content with a Homegrown Cash upsell on your sites, it would become painfully clear how powerful our content is.

Discussing the merits of beauty should be left to the poets. You and us at Homegrown should only be concerned with one point. Does the content make you cash? In the case of Homegrown we have a ton of solid evidence that is indeed the case. Ask our clients that use it. Look at the size of our twenty years of library. Look at our media exposure. Ask yourself, even if I think they are ugly, can I make cash with it?

Hey, I am not a huge fan of big hairy bushes but that is a huge niche for us. You think I am turning my back on it due to my personal preferences?

Let me just check with you to make sure, are you really a businessman?

You make me wonder sometimes...

So you can keep quibbling over what people look like or you can start seeing how profitable it would be to use Homegrown. Which do you think is more worth your time and energy?
Far-L Stephanie Swift and Aria Giovanni both started at Homegrown....does not get any uglier

Oh and Alien, I am not fishing for advertisers - hell we have a 3 month + waiting list...

Plus Serge handles all of that... my job is to make sure the board is running and up.


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

homegrown, I am not slamming your business - you get it all wrong. What I said was your chics are UGLY.... I have no doubt that you are successful - hell one does not stay in business since 1982 without being a success.

You have got to keep the issues clear....

Alien, you are having one of your special days - I thought you were never posting here again!! Could not stay away could you? I like your new e-mail address - they paying you to post?

hahahaha


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

Quote of the day...

Money is Money.

Thank God they don't let people sell body parts on eBay... or more likely I bet Bad Kitty's boyfriend is thanking God...

:-)))
Bubba Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

From badKitty*****
Why? For selling a used American Express Platinum card...Why do you care? For starters, if you knew ANYTHING about me, you'd know that the name on the card is my boyfriend of several years.
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Allow me to retort, I just saw on Ynot a long time ago you bragging about selling Credit Cards on e-bay. Being in an indsutry where we have to deal with crdit card fraud I found selling used credit cards to be VERY SHADY. That is why I made the comment - no personal attack on you.


*******
Money is money. You preach how to make it enough around here. I had six old and expired American Express Platinum cards... hell I could have cut them up and tossed them, but lo and behold, I put them on eBay and sold them!
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Money is money, and we do teach people how to make money. We encourage people to try new things - however we do NOT push people to do unethical, maybe illegal things to make money. I guess if you were selling body parts, children or your body ( KK would protest) you would be fine with that.

Some of us draw ethical lines - selling used Credit Cards is one line I draw... I think it is weak, and cheesy... and said so. ( for the record you are not the owner of Credit Cards - the Credti Card Comapny who issues the card to you actually owns it... so you my dear are selling property you do not own!)

Again NO personal attack on you hun. :-)

*****
So why should it matter to you what I do, and for you to give me a shitty YNOT rating? I did the same to you and you bitched about it like a little girl but only on your own turf of course.
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HAHA Getting a low rating is nothing - big deal a 1, hell you could give me a -10 However, when you put "Comments: Fraud...Piece of SHit in My BOOK...Don't accept a check from this punk...only cash...Fraud........Fuck Oprano.com" Then I have issues.

Who have I ever defrauded? ( Hmmm I don't sell used credit cards on e-bay) Who have I ever bounced a check too?? Who has Oprano bounced a check to? So I addressed it here... ( you DID say fuck oprano.com)

So made an attack on me saying I commit Fraud, I am still waiting for evidence of this. You have already admited to selling property you do not own.

Again no personal attack, even though you did refer to me as " a peice of shit in your book" You should look into this book of yours and maybe keep it clean. ( that or ask Gord for a t-shirt to clean it with! haha)

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Who the hell are you to judge anyone??

Does your opinion matter? You have an opinion because it is your way of bringing in traffic. My guess is that you were ignored through all of your school years.
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Well I am Mike AI - I made a simple comment months ago that your ILELGAL, UNETHICAL sale of Credit Cards is Cheesy. Nothing more, nothing less. I would be interested in hearing other peoples opinions on this specific issue.

You pegged it on the head, I STILL do not have any friends. I am just happy I tricked a beautiful, smart, witty woman like yourself into even addressing me!!! THANKS!! You made my month!

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I like money and I like to make money...Making money is like a game to me as I'm sure it is to you.
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Yes but I take pride in making money in ethical and LEGAL ways... obviously you havea problem understaning these concepts.


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I think you and your webmaster hangout is pathetic. I look at you and your posts, and they all consist of pissing matches. And then you say you are fat and hung like a flea. Is it really fair to take out revenge on the rest of us because you are God's cruel joke?
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Wow you have hurt me, I am going to go cry now. HAHAHA Hunny I am sure you take pride in making money in unethical, illegal ways. Your other businesses must be really doing well that you take the time to sell credit cards illegally on e-bay. Or is this just a hobbie of yours?


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You are not a man in my book.
Bad Kitty BADKITTYCAM
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is this the same book with all the peices of shit in it?? You really should take care of your books. I guess this Kitty is Bad because she is not pottie trained?



Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

I had six old and expired American Express Platinum cards... hell I could have cut them up and tossed them, but lo and behold, I put them on eBay and sold them!

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??? I've been missing out on a revenue stream all these years? Am I so old and out of "cool" that I didn't realize you could sell used credit cards on ebay? Don't get me wrong, I'm not being hateful, I'm seriously curious as to who buys these things! And how did it come to you that someone WOULD buy them? Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a market for my dryer lint!
Peaches

HomegorwnMOF watch out for the good cop bad cop play it get's em everytime...
I done with this negative shit, back to homebase...
ALIEN

Well there certainly are alot of UGLY people in this world isnt there MikeAI?
ALIEN
Tue, 28 Aug 2001 07:32:07 - IP: 64.174.156.146 - Post # 14452
________________

Yeah but I think the world has more morons... Physical beauty is nice, but it is fleeting -

Being a moron is usually forever... Right Alien? ;-)


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

Where's the stolen credit card section on ebay?

Ulfie

Re:
It is known to me that Homegrown Video's fly off the shelves within the video distribution chains.

It is clear as day that Homegrown video are doing something right.
At first I disbelieved in homegrown and I am sorry Homegrownmof, for any doubts I showed in the past, cause I know and you know that I spoke some about the ugly chicks as well. But fucken ya can not dispute the numbers, Homegrown has it's market they clock much bank in video sales I have seen the proof myself...
ALIEN
Tue, 28 Aug 2001 07:15:49 - IP: 64.174.156.146 - Post # 14447

Well MikeAI stick that in your "pearls" section.

Thanks Alien- having worked for a company that owns one of the largest chains of adult video stores in the US, you should know your shit.

Mike, I've enjoyed the witty reparte, but in the end it is the customer that counts, and we have tons of happy ones.

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

Mike I've already proven your "simple equation" to be invalid, with references. I would agree with
most of Homegrown=average-looking chics.
This is exactly my point. Homegrown is, as quoted from US News & World Report, "Porn by the people, for the people". Sadly Mike we the people are not all as handsome as you.
This brings me to my next point. Having grown up as a defender of the underdog, I've noticed that the bullies who picked on those less fortunate, uglier kids were simply unhappy with their own appearance.
MikeAI's ardent attack on Homegrown chics=MikeAI's unhappiness with his own appearance.
Simple equation.

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

And this is about the point where they will win you over to advertise here...
ALIEN

Happy Birtdhay Bubba!

My youngest son's birthday is today as well...

hard to believe a year ago, I was waiting in a delivery room, hoping my son would be born in time to make the announcement on NetPond Radio...LOL...of course he procrastinated...like father, like son I guess...
SykkBoy gimme money, gimme green, heaven you will meet, make a contribution and you'll get a better seat

Very interesting MikeAI (hirise)

I look at my profile and see a 1 rating followed by a "sells used credit cards"

Bad Kitty Profile

http://www.ynotmasters.com/wm_directory/profiles/badkitty.html

Hirise Profile

http://www.ynotmasters.com/wm_directory/profiles/hirise.html

Why? For selling a used American Express Platinum card...Why do you care? For starters, if you knew ANYTHING about me, you'd know that the name on the card is my boyfriend of several years.

Money is money. You preach how to make it enough around here. I had six old and expired American Express Platinum cards... hell I could have cut them up and tossed them, but lo and behold, I put them on eBay and sold them!

So why should it matter to you what I do, and for you to give me a shitty YNOT rating? I did the same to you and you bitched about it like a little girl but only on your own turf of course.

Who the hell are you to judge anyone??

Does your opinion matter? You have an opinion because it is your way of bringing in traffic. My guess is that you were ignored through all of your school years.

I like money and I like to make money...Making money is like a game to me as I'm sure it is to you.

I think you and your webmaster hangout is pathetic. I look at you and your posts, and they all consist of pissing matches. And then you say you are fat and hung like a flea. Is it really fair to take out revenge on the rest of us because you are God's cruel joke? You are not a man in my book.

Bad Kitty BADKITTYCAM

Well there certainly are alot of UGLY people in this world isnt there MikeAI?
ALIEN

See now you are talking 2 seperate issue - so far you have talked about hwo much content you have, about how successful it is, about how long the series has been going on.... these are all noble.

However, when it comes to issue of UGLY girls - I would have to say homegrown video is the TOPS. You guys have a monopoly on UGLY, SKANKY, FAT, HAIRY, and sometimes DEFORMED chics...


homegrown = ugly chics

simple equation.


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

Just wanted to wish a Happy Birthday to the Head Cheese at Making bank Bubba!! He officially turned into an old fart today!! Everybody wish him well!!


:>))


TheEnforcer Happy Birthday Bubba! You old fart!!!

Mike,

Maybe we should have a contest among the amateur XXX content providers- who has the most, the best, from cute-girl to whatever category you choose. Then webmasters can have an independently-verified opinion as opposed to your nothing-better-to-do-hair-up-your-ass opinion.

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

Mmmmm anyone know who this Alien guy is??


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

It is known to me that Homegrown Video's fly off the shelves within the video distribution chains.

It is clear as day that Homegrown video are doing something right.
At first I disbelieved in homegrown and I am sorry Homegrownmof, for any doubts I showed in the past, cause I know and you know that I spoke some about the ugly chicks as well. But fucken ya can not dispute the numbers, Homegrown has it's market they clock much bank in video sales I have seen the proof myself...
ALIEN

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html Come on and get your witty comment in for the Oprano Caption Contest. This week's model is the famous JoeE...


Only a little while longer to submit captions... http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Remember the winner gets $200 worth of http://freshphotos.com content for FREE!!!


Mike AI Only 1 more day of submissions!! Get your chance to win free content!!

Homegrown Video has video content of many of the Busty girls available for lease
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No doubt the most beautiful, attractive girls of BA! ahaha


Mike AI

MikeAI,

Even more interesting is the fact that, given that Homegrown and BustyA are both in San Diego, Homegrown Video has video content of many of the Busty girls available for lease at http://www.homegrowncontent.com
amen

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

http://www.busty-amateurs.com/

I do not think anyone has posted this yet...

Interesting.

I heard a rumor that the busty crew found God after watching some homegrown videos...




Mike AI

Well thank you Meni,

there's some Matt and Trey pics in http://www.sexforlife.com a little site we are working on for some of our pornstar content.

We also put out 6-8 rotating video series per month under our Xplor Media company- A teen series, Over 40, Cream Pie, College Girls, Teen Lesbian, hairy bush, Black College Girl, Facial Cumshot, and a new Latina girl line.
All will be available for lease in Homegrowncontent.com.
HomegrownVideo is definitely the longest-running XXX series. Been going since 1982.

I'll remind Far-L about the treyparker.com stuff

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

Halloween 8?
Didn't they cut his head off?

In 1998, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) did what she finally had to do and killed her homicidal brother, the infamous Michael Myers. But a few years later, Laurie is found butchered like a hog in her Californian home. The news spreads to their home town, Haddonfield, that the psychotic Myers isn't dead while a group of teens decide to do a live webcast from the Myers' houe on Halloween night, a la Blair Witch Project. And one by one, they start to disappear. Is Michael Myers really dead or has he come back to slaughter the innocent again?


Meni Jenna Cash

Mof, where's the nudie Trey pics?

Also, Mof, does every video you put out become a homegrown #whatever?

SO what if vivid named each video the same and just numbered them?
I think since the other companies has story lines and different movie titles, they don't have the number you have.

Congrats on the mag piece.


Meni Jenna Cash

>>> Did a buncha kids go back to school yesterday? Signups were bizarrely high for me.

Colin, yep! Most colleges started again yesterday!

I have a warm and fuzzy feeling in my heart for the Future of America, knowing that not 24 hours passed by, and instead of hitting the books, our future leaders went straight to the web and shelled out for pornography!!!

>>>Dravyk, while I was away, you were replaced from #1 and now #3, preceeded by: www.adultrevenueservice.com google.yahoo.com www.allofem.com

Serge, I am honored!!

PCData data positions by property:*
Yahoo #1
ARS #78
AOE #3,871,642

I would say that is not bad at all to be number 3 in that group. :-)))


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* all numbers are fictious :-P

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Gee MikeAI,

On behalf of HomegrownVideo I'd like to apologize for offending you so deeply. I guess I'll just have to sit back and console myself with the fact that while unfortunately we are not pleasing you we are however pleasing countless others.
http://homegrownvideo.com/test/press/
Maybe some day we can gather up enough cute-girl content to satisfy you and your dog

homegrownmof world's largest collection of XXX amateurs

"All together now... "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"


They should have been yelling;"Bellyflop, Bellyflop, Bellyflop!"

;-))

fatbaby

MikeFold, thanks for donating the prize money. Originally, we were supposed to play on Sunday but we had to switch it to Monday which is why I had to leave right away. (I had a 5:30 flight) Our other 2 players were Derek Sczesny from EMI and David Kroll from 2networkit.com. Congrats to the winners!


Ulfie

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010828/aponline145239_000.htm

All together now... "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"



Mike AI

Just got back and thought i would post the golf results since many people had to leave...good show by the way and I got my Oprano T shirt....

Two teams tied for 1st-The winner was determined by virtue of a par on the Number 1 handicap hole by the winners:
Dragon King-Shawn-Robert and Brian with a 76 on the Blue Monster at Doral.
Also scoring a 76 were The team with Ulfie and Monk (The other 2 bnames were not on the card)
Kyle from CEN had the 3rd place team with an 82....
Congrats...
The winners of the pin shots were John IP and GQ......

TiredFold MaxCash

HAHAHA Peaches you may pay out $29.95 but there would be a chargeback! haha


Mike AI

I'm looking for albanian webtv classic surfers between the ages of 40 and 45.

If you have em I'm paying a hefty price ;-))))
Hooper Have You Seen What The Controversy Is About?

Sharky, I have your address and a couple xxl's left. I'll send you one.

Speaking of prizes, where is my $100 Serge? :))


Ulfie

I do not think I am that terrible, but I would never put my naked fat ass ( not to mention being hung like a flea) on a video...

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Hey, why not?! I have $29.95 :) And if you'll replace my kitchen faucet at the same time, I'll toss in another $29.95!



Peaches

Peaches..... baby, I was not poiting fingers at you or anyone other girl. :-)

There are people who like everything - but if you are nasty, one should not be on video.

I do not think I am that terrible, but I would never put my naked fat ass ( not to mention being hung like a flea) on a video...


Mike AI

Saw Eclectixxx post a specific cartoon from this url but was looking at some of them and thought they were quite funny so thought I would share!!

http://www.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/comics/interactiveweek/IW001.html


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank??

Geeze MikeAI - some guys MUST like a little plump on their women or else I'd never get any sex ;) Different things turn different people on: Some women like men with muscles and no body hair. Some women like the "guy next door" look. Some women like the big hairy bikerdudes. Me? I get excited looking at ANY man that's helping me work on my house or car :)
Peaches

Unethical????

ask Colin!
http://www.buildinganempire.com/askcolin/
Serge have you checked Oprano Classified?

Sykkboy you make a great point - but there is an ethical thing... it might be bad taste to shoot ugly bitches, but its not unethical like beastie such.


Mike AI

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Of course at least your not with any of the beastie people...
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If a chick is ugly enough (or dude for that matter) could THAT be considered bestiality?

Most of animal porn I've seen, the girls are ugly...poor rover...run rover, run....
SykkBoy just some dark crap

I think you guys try to pull off that sterile, non-confrontational adult board
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MikeAI,
this is a mission impossible, there is a PERFECT board for this,
NOBODY can come close!!

I'll give you small hint
for a $10 prize to the first correct answer:

what is the ------ flavor of the day?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

LAJ - I love YNOT Masters - it is the only place where someone can insult me, and it tells me about it in e-mail.... AUTOMATED INSULTS!!

I think you guys try to pull off that sterile, non-confrontational adult board - but I see know the REAL scoop - much deeper we see YnotMasters is a clever system of insulting people!


Mike AI

Bad Kitty are you denying this?? I got it in e-mail from YnotMasters..

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Dear YNOTmaster hirise,
You've received a rating on your YNOTmasters profile!

Voter: badkitty
Rating: 1
Comments: Fraud...Piece of SHit in My BOOK...Don't accept a check from this punk...only cash...Fraud........Fuck Oprano.com

Now that you received this, now what? With the YNOTmasters new Rating Advisor, you know when the vote came in, who voted and why they voted.
With this information you can now:
Resolve a negative vote with the voter...or give thanks for a positive vote!
View the senders profile and vote on them!
Hide or display your rating and comments!

So get started, let them know what you think and how you feel!

You can view this person's profile at:
http://www.ynotmasters.com/wm_directory/profiles/badkitty.html

Mike AI

We have gorgeous women too. We have Stephanie Swift's and Sylvia Saint's first amateur scenes.
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HomegrownvideoDude - I am sure you have a few cute chics, but everything I see is UGLY...

You know the Saints have had a few winning seasons too - but eveyone knows that over all they are a losing team.

Having one or 2 cute chics does not make up for all the UGLIENESS you guys have put out! ;-)

Of course at least your not with any of the beastie people...
Mike AI

Oh!
And I got to see Pushrod & Ro again.. It's great to see his health is back!
sharky Where's my shirt???

Ulfie,

I dind't see you agian to get the XXL shirt:-(

It was great meeting you anyway.....

:-))
sharky Where's my shirt???

Ulfie, thanks!

Pushrod can't forgive me throwing up on him at the party, after I checked his tits...

http://hirise.com/nightclub/PIC00057.jpg

Push, how often should I repeat:
"I'M SORRY!!! so, sorry..."
;-))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami) have you checked Oprano Classifyed?

Ulfie .. he probably said
"Tell Serge I said "Fuck You, Pal!"

Big difference!
Colin www.fuckedupjerk.com

btw Serge, when I gave PushRod a shirt he said, "Tell Serge to go fuck himself." He said it with a smile but I thought I would pass the message on anyway. ;)


Ulfie

Mutt if you're around, check your e-mail. Mucho importanto.
thanks,

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

whops, Dravyk,
while I was away,
you were replaced from #1 and now #3, preceeded by:

www.adultrevenueservice.com
google.yahoo.com
www.allofem.com

but it's still #3 nevertheless
;-)))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

I just want to thank some people for helping me out in Miami.....

Oprano, thanks for the shirts. Only 50 people got them but everyone wanted one.

MikeFold kicked in $600 in prize money for the golf outing. Thanks!

KK and CCBill kicked in $400 in prize money. Thanks!

Fay Sharp, thanks for working with us to schedule 2 events on short notice and letting us steal your moderator MikeFold for the golf outing.

Taz, thanks for putting together so many deals. Can't wait to see them all announced.

LittleC and Forest, thanks for sponsering 2 first class events.

DK, thanks for doing the broadcasts on 4playradio.com .

I'm sure I've missed people but I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for all their help.

Ulfie

Every day we get e-mails asking us:
"How about a our board button up at Oprano? What would you want in return?"

and here is our answer:
we are NOT interested in Oprano butons on the boards, we are interested in TRAFFIC only.

How you do it-
it's up to you, be CREATIVE
;-)
(I think Dravyk does it best ;-)

We had several "button trades" nixed for lack of traffic back.

There NOTHING personal about this business, this is NUMBERS business and when numbers do not make sence, they just do not make sence.

Please be guided accordingly and
the list of our PRODUCTIVE trade partners can be found at
http://oprano.com
with
http://allofem.com being Numero Uno.

Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

The Enforcer,
have you heard that I also solicit Blow Jobs???
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Well shit Serge... I ALREADY knew that!! The loan stuff was new!!

;>)




TheEnforcer See Serge solicit blowjobs here!!

Serge- Got too much work to do to reply to your 4 responses to my 1 :-))
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LAJ,
you work too hard!

Come here often, we'll teach you how to work SMART.

We do not work, we enjoy ourselves, this is NOT a job,
this is a never ending ADVENTURE into the profits land...

Don't you feel yourself at the ship
"Paradise Lost" sometimes?
;-)))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Ynot chatboard will have more page views today than anytime in past 2 years


Vick
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Vick, I meant ADDICTIVE
;)))

on the day when one can post on the boards without registrations-
I'll start posting on YNOT, netsurprise and GFY

and I'll start with:

YOU ALL SUCK DICK!

I don't think they REALLY really want me
;-))
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

Serge- Not too quick... I just don't care any more :-)) Got too much work to do to reply to your 4 responses to my 1 :-))
See you at YNOT bro!
LAJ

The Enforcer,
have you heard that I also solicit Blow Jobs???

check it HERE!

http://www.oprano.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi

first cum -
last served!
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)

"provoking thoughts are worse than drugs "

I disagree ....
They are BETTER than drugs ;-)

Prediction
Ynot chatboard will have more page views today than anytime in past 2 years


Vick

oops.. $13,998!!



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Serge,

I hear you're loaning out $14,000 to people these days or maybe $13,398?? Somebody said it was at .01% interest over 30 years!! ;>))




TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

new job listings,
http://www.oprano.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami) have you checked Oprano Classifyed?

LAJ,
am I too quick for your pace?
Serge (the Information Lensman haven't released in Miami)