A quick joke my Granny sent me:


A Rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper
from an envelope he found written on it only one
word: "SCHMUCK"

The next Friday night he announced, to his congregation, "I have known
many people who have written letters and forgotten to
sign their names. But, this week, I received a letter from
someone who signed his name and forgot to write a letter."
Mike AI Who will be here next week??

Red, please check your e....

we have baseball bats manufacturer interested in commercial...
Serge Fay, thanks for posting your ......

I think you just him him in the nuts with baseball bat!
******************
Thanks Serge,
I'm writing a tour for a client's fetish site. I think I have new inspiration.

Red I have this effect on men.

is there something about your lifestyle you've neglected to tell us?
:-)
************

ahhhh...
after I almost lost my right eye
http://cotac.com/~knight/FUNn/SergeC.jpg

i decided that this is too dangerous for my health
;_)))

Serge Fay, thanks for posting your

Then I will publish my naked pics playing FOOTBALL... would be more interesting for Mike.
******************

Fay,
THANKS!!!!

I think you just him him in the nuts with baseball bat!
;-)))
Serge Fay, thanks for posting your "I play football nekkid" resume!

I'm going out with Shula instead!
*************
Serge darling,

is there something about your lifestyle you've neglected to tell us?
:-)
Red I have this effect on men.

Then I will publish my naked pics playing FOOTBALL... would be more interesting for Mike.

GO COLTS....
Sharpie Check out the conferences & parties

I keep telling you - you have to wait for my retirement party.....


Sharpie Check out the conferences & parties

Shula's first, then you can be there to take the pictures.
Red
********

I can make pictures of Shula FREE!!!!

;-)))

he doesn't force me to buy dinner first!

that is it!

I got it!

I'm going out with Shula instead!
;-))
Serge Taz, thanks for your submission... ;-)))

Don't you worry Serge.

I know CPR

Red I have this effect on men.

ok, ok, I'll pay for dinner afterwards if you promise to leave me alone!
;-))

I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!

hmmm.....on the other hand,
if I survive the 4 dames,
I'll get survivor T-Shirt from
Survivor.com

very tempting!
;-))
Serge Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Never cheap Taz.
Serge, Shula's first, then you can be there to take the pictures.
Red I have this effect on men.

a 4some?

Not without dinner first!

Easy...maybe for a filet
Cheap...not a chance in hell


Taz ;>))

4 some????

what a great idea!!!!

Taz, Fay, Red, Lee

all 3 lettered dames

I think it's a PERFECT match!

do you need me there or I can just wait for you with roses at Shula's?
;-)))



small print

I believe it is a conspiracy to commint murder,
4 some my ass!
I am an old fart and almost die from stuffy nose!
those damzels just wanna wear me out,
thye all gotta be agents of setko!

/small print
Serge Red has her blowing skills listed too!

One of the national powerlifting just sent me this proof for the Oct. issue...I look like a troll...check it out.
letshunt I dare you to tell me I ain't wonderful....

LMAO

Well, you did say the pearls page is for inspiration.

Red I have this effect on men.

Red,
I'm posting
http://www.redserotica.com/blowjob2.htm
to
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
in it's entirety!
;-))))
Serge Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Fay, Red, Taz,
what are we going to do now????
************

a 4some?

Red I have this effect on men.

shit!!!

I just have been caught!

my g/f now knows that I work on Sundays just to get myself a date!

Fay, Red, Taz,
what are we going to do now????
Serge Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Now if its proof of my blowing skills you want...

http://www.redserotica.com/blowjob2.htm

Red I have this effect on men.

Red, captioned????

I'd rather sell 'em to JohnIP!
;-)))


Serge Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Taz, you are blowing your chance....
*****
Hey, I'm giving it my breast effort not to...



whoops, I meant best effort.

Taz ;>))

You can see the pic, but I don't know if I want it at captions.
I don't know if my ego could take it.

http://www.redserotica.com/images/Red2.jpg

Red I have this effect on men.

Red,
we gotta synchronize!!!

we post to each other by reading each other minds!!!
;-))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Red,
can we have a photo proof of your words to be listed at
Captions?
;_)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) Red has her blowing skills listed too!

Serge,
I'm a mature woman.
I have a nekkid picture.
Does that help?

Red I have this effect on men.

Red,
I am ready whenever you are!

Taz, you are blowing your chance....
;_))

I like the way you blow, BTW!
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) I put my resume there....

No problem Mike.
I've been told I'm very good at blows below the belt. ;)

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) I have this effect on men.

OK Serge sorry for hte hit below the belt...

Red will you please help Serge recover from his blow below the belt?
Mike AI DOUG Flutie would do well here!

Don't worry Serge, you can cry on my chest. There's plenty of room there.
:-)
Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) My mind is in the gutter, want to join me?

Mike, with you hitting below the belt,
I am ready for ALL eventualities
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) I put my resume there....

HAHAHAHA ulfie, that is what makes Flutie Flakes.... it's the raw material!


Mike AI DOUG Flutie would do well here!

Is "Flutie Dough" one of his new products? hahaha


Ulfie Learn more about tgp2 and what is has to offer

Damn Serge, sorry but the best I can do is pass you a tissue.

Anyone want to buy me a pass to the Florida Center?


Taz ;>))

HAHAHA Serge, lets not go below the belt here on Oprano we might chase everyone off to setgo!


Mike AI Dough Flutie would do well here!

Serge I think you are confusing your personal fantasies with business...

:-)
************

Mike, that was a hit below the belt!



Taz,
how big is your chest????

I need something i can cry on...
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Serge I think you are confusing your personal fantasies with business...

:-)


Mike AI Dough Flutie would do well here!

Serge if you can discuss Fay being naked, we can surely talk about football!


Mike AI
***********

Excuse me,
but this is ADULT WEBMASTERS CHAT BOARD,
we DO talk nekkid people and how we can improve nekkidness!!!

This is our mision!

we are NOT ESPN,
I'm still reeling for regular C & D letters,
I don't need big huge 1000 lb gorilla up my ass!
;-)))
Serge

BTW - who is paying for Jamica?

Sharpie
**********

EVERY SPONSOR UP ABOVE!!!!

they all wanna be there in person and AVN will send their own filming crew!!!!

don't worry about small details,
I have it all under control!
;-)))
Serge

Serge if you can discuss Fay being naked, we can surely talk about football!


Mike AI Dough Flutie would do well here!

Hey I am going to Ruth's tonight for dinner with my family!!!
Mike AI
************

I think you'll never see Taz'a heart shapped ass
;-))


Serge

Post # 10121
was pulled due to FOOTBALL DISCUSIONS!
Serge

Serge, I will remember that for my retirement. BTW - who is paying for Jamica?

Sharpie Get signed up for the auction dinner, so you can bid on these great items...

Hey I am going to Ruth's tonight for dinner with my family!!!


Mike AI Dough Flutie would do well here!

JMM the Chargers may not make the playoffs, but they WILL be exciting with Flutie... that is what he brings to the table. I think getting season ticket was a good thing...

Plus the Charger girls of course... hahah


Mike AI Dough Flutie would do well here!

Taz... you are too easy...
****

Fay, I swear it was the Shula's that did it. I'm a sucker for a nice filet. Thank gawd he didn't say Ruths Chris.


can you please promise to be gentle at first????
*********

I'll give that some consideration..


I think the pic of the ass is more relevant to me at the moment
******
damn, pics of ass are unavailable, but I'm told it's heart shaped...LOL

Nov 3rd you AND taz will be in Amsterdam!
*******

There's a Shula's in Amsterdam..WOW


Taz, you can ride in my golf cart anyday baby. hahahaha
********
As long as I can work on my tan while you guys chase that little white ball around :)



Taz keep up with TGP2

Yeah I know Vick - it is still real early. Aaron Brooks looked good, a few rookies looked good... but we still have some issues that need to be solved. I am not panicing - the Saints will do well this year - I just do not know if they will make it past 2nd round of playoffs!


Mike AI What can you do??

Serge,,

Nov 3rd you AND taz will be in Amsterdam!
Forest
***************

hmmm....where is the heck Shula's steak house in Amsterdam????

LittleC, any ideas???
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Taz, you can ride in my golf cart anyday baby. hahahaha


Ulfie Learn more about tgp2 and what is has to offer

Fay,
I just got e-mail from JohnIP,

he wants to make a deal and ask me
to be in the middle.
(of the deal, don't get any fresh ideas! ;-)


He would like to quote on 3 galleries, 20 pics each

1) Gallery ONE
you nekkid, surrounded with flowers in all different very tame poses

2) Gallery 2

you in the bath tub full of foam
and lots of flowers too

3) Gallery 3
you having WILD group sex
on the beach in Jamaica, surrounded by cheering crowd.

it's ALL or NONE
ONLY!
;-)))

Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Serge,,

Nov 3rd you AND taz will be in Amsterdam!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Well, if you saw her picture .... you would be in love for sure...
************

Nobody offered me LOVE!

she only offered me her ass to kiss!!!

(hey, we gotta start somewhere! ;-))

I think the pic of the ass is more relevant to me at the moment
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Well, if you saw her picture .... you would be in love for sure... she is a very pretty bitch, er young lady....
Sharpie Get signed up for the auction dinner, so you can bid on these great items...

I'm the fetishbucks tech, in case you are wondering ;)


Nathan
************

Nathan,
please accept my condolences...
;-(((

donnerwetter!
;-))


Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Taz... you are too easy...
************

Fay,
please leave my girl alone!!!

Don't brain wash here!!!

we, the busy internet executives, like them that way!!!

don't spoil the perfect girl of my dream!!!
;-))
Serge

oh boy!

now I am in real trouble!!!

I always had a weeakness for real bitches!

can you please promise to be gentle at first????
(first 15 mins ;-)

don't send me your picture, I'm falling in love as we speak!
;-)))
Serge

prozy... = proxy...

But if he wants to prozy, he can do that too :-) hahahaha
Sharpie Get signed up for the auction dinner, so you can bid on these great items...

Taz... you are too easy... I think we need to put a dinner with on the auction block & make Serge bid by prozy... hahaha

Sharpie Get signed up for the auction dinner, so you can bid on these great items...

Serge,

You, my darling have a dinner date!

Didn't you know that one of the requirements for true bitch status is class!
Taz keep up with TGP2

Hey,

forest, please contact me on ICQ: 23140951

I'm the fetishbucks tech, in case you are wondering ;)


Nathan Sex Trail - Fast & Accurate Statistics

Taz, NOW you are talking!!!!

Place:
Fort Lauderdale Shula's Steak House
(I like to eat before ass kissing)

Time

November 3rd, 6 pm


dress classy!
;-))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

My car comes out of the shop this afternoon about 5, give me a time and place honey :)

Taz keep up with TGP2

Kiss my ass Serge
********************

Taz,
I bet you wouldn't say that if you knew that I was in Florida and ask you
WHEN and WHERE????
;-)))
Serge

anybody younger than Sharpie and blond IS a bimbo in my book
*********

Kiss my ass Serge, I'm not a bimbo..I'm a bitch..there's a world of difference :)

Taz keep up with TGP2

Edd,

I click on the massage tag on the caption page and sends me to the main page
????
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) By FAR the best live feed on the net...Just ask MY MOM

I will look for it and scan it.... may be tomorrow...

Sharpie Online signups extended until I find my only naked pic... hehehe

The only naked pic of me would be a lark to post, but it is 'so not very recent that they might think it is 'kiddy porn hehehehe
*****************

Fay,
as a publisher,
I'll take my risk and chances!!!

shoot!

are you a....chicken!?????

don't you believe in what you preach and stand against Adult Entertaintment????
;-))

c'mon,
be a trooper!!!!

wait 'till you see the pic we'll post for new contest on Tuesday!!!!

MikeAI amd me DO stand behind of everythign we preach!
;_))
Serge

Hey gang - there were some problems on the http://www.oprano.com/caption.html page - some of the submissions were'nt showing up (probably due to folks hitting return key) so I've repaired it! Got take a look at what was missing - there's some FUNNY ones!

Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

The only naked pic of me would be a lark to post, but it is 'so not very recent that they might think it is 'kiddy porn hehehehe

How about this one: http://www.spankyscontent.com/fetish/f320x.jpg - I will even give model release for it ... hahaha
Sharpie Newbie Boot Camp...our drill sargents are allstars!

Fay,
shoot!

I'll close my eyes that the pic is not perfect and needed a few years to age to perfection like a good wine!
;-))
Serge

Good morning everyone :)

"Lady B?? You a Saint's fan too?? Awesome - we need to talk some - always good to find some NO Natives in the business!"
_______________

Mike AI
Yes! Very much so!! :) I lived in the suburbs most of my life. A few years back I decided that I had had enough of city life, and now I live about an hour away. :)

But, you're right! It is very cool to know that they're are others in the business that are close by! :)

Time for some work.. have a great day everyone! :)
LadyB

Flattery will get you everywhere... hahahaha I only have one naked picture & it is not very recent.


Sharpie Webmasters against Child Abuse.... signup to spank Little C

Sharpie!!!

Thanx again for ALL of your help


Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

wow
gone in a FLASH!

and I wasnt done eating yet...LOLOLOL
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Forest,
what SPAM?????

not on my watch!
;-)))
Serge

Forest,
anybody younger than Sharpie and blond IS a bimbo in my book
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Spam and eggs for breakfast this am????
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Serge,

Jenna is NOT a Bimbo...

She has Meni for that!!!!!

hahahahahahah
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Sharpie,
1) we are NOT the only people up,
Webfather's board is HUMMING!
;-))

2) I disagree that you look better with your clothes on, strongly!!!!

lets let our readers decide for themselves!
;_)))

I say you are beautiful and I say that from my hugging you experience!

my chest still has the holes your tits left
;-))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

It seems that you and I are the only people up this beautiful Sunday morning.

See, I know why John hasn't hired me.... I LOOK BETTER WITH MY CLOTHES ON! hehehe
Sharpie Network, make friends and do buisness... January is a Internet lifetime off!

oh, fuck John!!!!

(sorry, John, I know I diminish the chances of you sponsoring my football and coffee board,]
but I'll stick to what's in the best interests of Sharpie! ;-))

Fay,
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
post your most favorit nekkid image of you at
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
and Oprano will pay for
the prize you chose to give the winner of caption contest!

ANYTHING YOU WANT, sweety!
;_))

AS YOU SEE,
i DON'T MAKE OFFER LIKE THAT TO jENNA OR SOME OTHER BIMBOES
;-))

Serge

"call John IP and tell him that you wanna fulfill your lifetime dream and star as the model of the month at In Praise of Mature Women site!"

Hahahaha - that has been a standing joke around here for a year or so...been telling people that was what I was going to do....but damn, John hasn't made me a offer yet. hahahaha

Sharpie Network, make friends and do buisness... January is a Internet lifetime off!

What to do... What to do?


Sharpie
**************

sHARPIE,
Fuck it, live a little!!!

call John IP and tell him that you wanna fulfill your lifetime dream and star as the model of the month at
In Praise of Mature Women site!
;-)))

I can't wait for a pictures!
;-)))

did you leave your mark at
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

I'll be delighted to post YOUR pic there!
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

"it's hjard to get a job when you approaching retire,ment age"

Yeh, especially when you have been your own boss for 30 years....and used to making ALL your own decisions! I am elgible for Soc. Security next year, but I make too much money. What to do... What to do?


Sharpie Dave gave you a reprieve until Monday afternoon.....so get it done!

MikeAI,
when will the football and coffee board be ready?????

I have 40 sponsors lined up, all willing to pay $3000 per text link...

FUCK FOOTBALL

FUCK BASKETBALL

FUCK TENNIS

FUCK GOLF

FUCK
COFFEE

FUCK BASEBALL

FUCK ESPN




Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

On a more positive football note....

The Chargers looked excellent last night! Our new seats are PERFECT, my daughter loved her first NFL game and we had an excellent time as the Chargers beat the 49'ers.

Flutie looked large and in charge, 16 snaps, two scoring drives, not bad at all!

And after the game, I was able to bring closure to a painful moment from last year. As the Chargers were leaving the field, Drew Brees and I shared a special moment. With a mutual smile and wave, I forgave him for beating my Wolverines last year (the painful moment) and welcomed him to his new home!

And of course, the Charger girls were in top form! Thank you god for binoculars!




JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

he seems pretty bright BUT he is a hysteric.
******************

well, when you lack personality,
being hysterical is still SOMETHING to be remembered by
;-)))
Serge

Why get so worked up over something with not very much potential. Dunno.
mutt
*************

Mutt,
this is nothing more than a marketting ploy and cry for public sympathy
;-))

and....there is always be sympathetic ears and shoulders to cry on
;-)


Serge

I don't mind dig, he seems pretty bright BUT he is a hysteric. Flies off the handle over everything.
mutt

hmmmm......San Diego beat the 49ers in preseason action last night.....reading.....uh huh uh huh.... hmmmmmmm....... Doug Flutie only played two series of downs.....
oh look the little fella threw two TD's and threw two blocks downfield on running plays. Ain't that cute.

Rob Johnson better be the reincarnation of Y.A. Tittle this year or he'll be leaving Buffalo in a pine box.

What's all the fuss about this job boards stuff? Why get so worked up over something with not very much potential. Dunno.
mutt

Forest,
you forgot to mention how many millions you made with Hooper...
Serge

MikeAI
Don't think the Saints loss last night was that big a deal
First pre season game - so what
Brooks looked very good in the time he played
28 days until the real season starts


Vick

Piss Piss Piss...

LOL...

DIG saved my Life.
I would not be as successful today if it were not for Dig's constant help and encouragemnt
Thanx DIG!

as for the piss

I'm outta IT!!!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) By FAR the best live feed on the net...Just ask MY MOM

Enforcer....

Browns 10, Packers 3
By TOM WITHERS
AP Sports Writer
Saturday August 11, 2001 11:08 PM


Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) By FAR the best live feed on the net...Just ask MY MOM

MikeAI,
can you give them my canadian address????
;-)))
Serge

Serge are you the one responsible for the Saints sucking - I am going to call the local paper and rat you out!!!


Mike AI What can you do??

Say it isn't so!! :) Being born and raised in New Orleans I bleed black n gold! And from the sound of it I'm glad I didn't get a chance to see them "looking like shit" :)
_____________________________


Lady B?? You a Saint's fan too?? Awesome - we need to talk some - always good to find some NO Natives in the business!


Mike AI What can you do??

why not get one of your hitbots to say it for you? ;)


KK
***************

cuz I don't want one of my hit bots to get hit botted by another hit bot!
;-))

good nite!
;-))
Serge

hahahhahaha!!!!
;-)))

http://new.setgo.com/jobzone/viewproject.html?CID=&jobid=4
Serge

"If I could become anon-
I'd talk about WHY progies pay $2000 a month to advetise on 8 posts a day boards..."
----------------------

why not get one of your hitbots to say it for you? ;)


KK what are you waiting for?