The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

If you are a newbie and want to learn?

Post here. We don't bite.

and if you are too scared to post here , you don't deserve to be taught.

If you want traffic yadda....Same!

Close those other boards will ya.

If I can't have one long flat board , I'll have one big assed threaded board.

Let's leave "Main" and "spam" ...

The end

Sin · 09-30-2005

Hahaha, awesome rant, I like it & I'm inclined to agree

MorganGrayson · 09-30-2005

This is a fantastic opportunity, novices.

You can find lots of places to talk to other newbies...but is that best for your *business*???

I'll answer my own question - because it's so easy.

No. That *isn't* what's best for your business.

Asking your questions to a veteran is what's best for your business.

We were all in the exact same position that you're in now...wanting to start in this industry and having absolutely no clue what to do first. Most of us have a list of people we owe debts to...because *they* mentored us. For those of you interested in "internet porn trivia," Nickatilynx was one of my mentors. I've known him since 1997.

We all know the hesitation a novice makes before their first post. Don't worry. There are no stupid questions.

TheEnforcer · 09-30-2005

And a booming voice with an accent rains down from the heavens.....

And so it shall be!!

Trev · 09-30-2005

Any threads from the newbie forum that anyone would like to keep active, please post in them BEFORE they're moved in to the main board or you'll have to hunt like a cunt to find them.

I'm sitting with my finger on the trigger so please be quick

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

As it is written, so shall it be done.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ...

selena · 09-30-2005

Good idea. I nearly always only read the main forum on every board I go to, with the exception of one.

Trev · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

Good idea. I nearly always only read the main forum on every board I go to, with the exception of one.

Which one would that be?

selena · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

Which one would that be?

At the MP board, I post in the general board, but I also post pretty regularly in the Shemp section of the board. Other than that, 99% of the time, I only look at the main forum of boards.

Winetalk.com · 09-30-2005

bring me the newbie!
They learn faster when tourtured!

selena · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

bring me the newbie!
They learn faster when tourtured!

~sits with pencil ready to take notes~

What type of wine do you suggest to complement a tortured newbie?

Winetalk.com · 09-30-2005

I would NEVER put wine in an enema

selena · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I would NEVER put wine in an enema

~lmao~

Indeed, induction of alcohol into body cavities may cause infection and thusly should be avoided.

I was more wondering about what you liked with Filet O' Newbie. I'm placing bets that it might be a dish you enjoy.

domtheboy · 09-30-2005

eek what did I miss ? Is one of the boards closing or some shit ?

Trev · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by domtheboy

eek what did I miss ? Is one of the boards closing or some shit ?

Not one but three. Everyone (except drive by spammers) has to post in here now.

domtheboy · 09-30-2005

Ah right. I should be okay then, I regualry come in here for a chat. I was thinking of taking up a new hobby too actually....

baiting brand0n, everyone else is at it so why should I miss out ?

domtheboy · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Post here. We don't bite.

Are you sure you're not telling a porky pie there Nick ?

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy

Ah right. I should be okay then, I regualry come in here for a chat. I was thinking of taking up a new hobby too actually....

baiting brand0n, everyone else is at it so why should I miss out ?

You'll be fine in here, plus that new hobby will win you some friends

Biggy · 09-30-2005

you guys really want newbies over here?

im a newbie hater, i'd rather be friends with them when they have something to offer

stick them all on a newbie board, we can go over and bash on them for pleasure whenever we choose!!

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy

you guys really want newbies over here?

Why not?

It's got to be better than cut and paste news threads.

domtheboy · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy

you guys really want newbies over here?

im a newbie hater, i'd rather be friends with them when they have something to offer

Nice to meet you too.

Biggy · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy

Nice to meet you too.

dom, dont take my words too seriously, im a bit of a joker.

domtheboy · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy

dom, dont take my words too seriously, im a bit of a joker.

lol just pulling your chain man, I was led to believe it's all the rage in here

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy

lol just pulling your chain man, I was led to believe it's all the rage in here

Not anymore, this place has chilled somewhat.

DrGuile · 09-30-2005

jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P

Winetalk.com · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

~lmao~

Indeed, induction of alcohol into body cavities may cause infection and thusly should be avoided.

I was more wondering about what you liked with Filet O' Newbie. I'm placing bets that it might be a dish you enjoy.

thgis would NOT cause an infection, alchohol is antiseptic,
but deadly intoxication due to the delivery mechanism is very much possible.

I don't enjoy Newbie Filets anymore,
I do it reluctuntly and not very often

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P

There's still the spam board. So we need to offer the choice.

MorganGrayson · 09-30-2005

Biggy is teasing, as he as explained.

Teasing is allowed.

Tease him right back.

SykkBoy · 09-30-2005

Well, at least I know I'm not insane now (er, about the other boards "disappearing" anyways ;-)))

DrGuile · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

There's still the spam board. So we need to offer the choice.

No you dont, that's the whole idea with a spam board, it can be lost in oblivion...

voodooman · 09-30-2005

Regardless of what Biggy said, joking or not, EVERYONE was a newbie at some point and then there are the people like brandon that will always be a newbie.

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

No you dont, that's the whole idea with a spam board, it can be lost in oblivion...

What!!! Do you want me to have to do some work around here?? Cleaning up all that shit all day long...

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

EVERYONE was a newbie at some point and then there are the people like brandon that will always be a newbie.

Goddamn if that's not a

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

You know the frenchie has a point...

Trev · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You know the frenchie has a point...

We can kill that forum as well, but I'm thinking he wants to be right here from the index page.

I may be wrong though.

Dravyk · 10-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P

Why the inmates, of course!

09-30-2005	#1
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!! If you are a newbie and want to learn? Post here. We don't bite. and if you are too scared to post here , you don't deserve to be taught. If you want traffic yadda....Same! Close those other boards will ya. If I can't have one long flat board , I'll have one big assed threaded board. Let's leave "Main" and "spam" ... The end

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!! This is a fantastic opportunity, novices. You can find lots of places to talk to other newbies...but is that best for your business??? I'll answer my own question - because it's so easy. No. That isn't what's best for your business. Asking your questions to a veteran is what's best for your business. We were all in the exact same position that you're in now...wanting to start in this industry and having absolutely no clue what to do first. Most of us have a list of people we owe debts to...because they mentored us. For those of you interested in "internet porn trivia," Nickatilynx was one of my mentors. I've known him since 1997. We all know the hesitation a novice makes before their first post. Don't worry. There are no stupid questions.

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