life imitates adult business

Winetalk.com · 10-05-2005

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1186609

MorganGrayson · 10-05-2005

This is why mothers always say "take small bites and chew your food."

Trev · 10-05-2005

13-foot Burmese python!! It's a shame that my son will never see Disney

PornoDoggy · 10-05-2005

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

domtheboy · 10-05-2005

The article makes no mention of what wine the python had as an accompaniment, you're slipping Serge

Dravyk · 10-05-2005

Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?!

gold4dinar · 10-06-2005

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
by Joshua Piven

How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator: 4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.

What to do if you confront a lion which threatens to attack you? (Answer: try to make yourself appear bigger than you are by opening your coat wide.)

JoesHO · 10-06-2005

Pythons are pussies

sarettah · 10-06-2005

Hmm.. A 6 footgator eh ?

Good thing I'm 6'4 and too big for the fucking snake otherwise I might have to stop going to the condo

sarettah · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?!

Because someone told them they had to have thumbnails

(Just count yourself lucky that it isn't a pic of an actual thumbnail)

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Because someone told them they had to have thumbnails

(Just count yourself lucky that it isn't a pic of an actual thumbnail)

Here's a prime example. Take a look: http://serenitymovie.com/nonflash_site/images.html

The photos are "considered large" for non-adult, and the thumbs are ... well .... take a look yourself.

I really hate this crap!!

DollarManSteve · 10-06-2005

So, If we're the Python - who's the alligator?!?!?

ReighlynnRaine · 10-06-2005

Ooooh. I bet that felt great. No desert for him.

MorganGrayson · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?!

My youngest daughter built adult sites when she became old enough. She really cut her teeth, so-to-speak, in adult.

I can't tell you the number of times I've heard her bellow "haven't these people ever heard of LOADING TIME?!?!?!?!?"

Non-adult photos are small...but their sites are so huge that you have to really, really want to view them to wait for them to load.

Next week: non-adult navigation...or the lack thereof....

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question???

At least you were the only one to try.

MorganGrayson · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question???

At least you were the only one to try.

No, that didn't really answer the question.
The only actual answer I can come up with is "they're too dumb to know better."

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The only actual answer I can come up with is "they're too dumb to know better."

That seems to be the correct answer ... alas.

sarettah · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I really hate this crap!!

Well, change it dammit !

Set a new standard for mainstream web

Dravyk · 10-06-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Well, change it dammit !

Set a new standard for mainstream web

Or I could sell magnifying glasses at $4.99 and call them "monitor helpers".

ReighlynnRaine · 10-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Or I could sell magnifying glasses at $4.99 and call them "monitor helpers".

Better patent that quick!

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gold4dinar Members Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 51	Re: life imitates adult business The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook by Joshua Piven How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator: 4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. What to do if you confront a lion which threatens to attack you? (Answer: try to make yourself appear bigger than you are by opening your coat wide.)

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: life imitates adult business Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question??? At least you were the only one to try. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com