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Old 03-27-2008   #101
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This is Jessica's mom. I just found out that she's been posting here and she's in serious trouble. I also read what she wrote and my husband is in serious trouble too. You people should be ashamed of yourselves talking to a child like this. You should be ashamed of yourselves for lots of other reasons too. I will pray for all of you.
Your an neglecting and irresponsible parent

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And your name is Booger and you exploit women. What kind of parents could you have had?

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And your name is Booger and you exploit women. What kind of parents could you have had?

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Hopefully he had ones that didnt allow the computer or TV to be surrogate parents.
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You mean like a Tandy or Commodore 64 or whatever was around when he was a kid and before they had the Internet. So easy for non parents to tell people how to raise their kids but so much harder than they think.
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You mean like a Tandy or Commodore 64 or whatever was around when he was a kid and before they had the Internet. So easy for non parents to tell people how to raise their kids but so much harder than they think.
Its your child - not mine. You get the tax deduction so why do you think I should raise her.

Do you let her go thru her perverted dad's porn collection too?
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This is Jessica's mom. I just found out that she's been posting here and she's in serious trouble. I also read what she wrote and my husband is in serious trouble too. You people should be ashamed of yourselves talking to a child like this. You should be ashamed of yourselves for lots of other reasons too. I will pray for all of you.


Would ya be interested in explaining why the (so assumed Jessica in question) is able to access her fathers computer?
...and is able to maintain access throughout numerous days here?
...and is not being discovered by any adult supervision for such a long period of time?

And why would your husband even have such a site saved on this assumed computer in question? "cuz ya keep switchin p.c.'s I'm reading here."
Is your husband involved in the legal performance or the creation of adult entertainment or art of mentioned Industry?
Because this is basically what this board discusses.
(ITS NOT A DRIVE THRU FREE PORN STATION) so theres really no reason for him to have such adult boards link to this alleged computer.

I also believe mommy is insufficient sexually able to maintain (assumed) hubby happy and off seeking other forms of sexual satisfaction, which is not being obtained in this assumed household marriage.
(Ya got any pictures to prove your fuckable by change please mom)

This (so assumed) Jessica talks about much more porn discovered on her father's computer.
There's also the issue in question that (so assumed) Jessica needs to seek help from her local religious organization?
Could this be possibly because again "her parents" aren't there for her? and theres no communication between neglecting parents and a learning child?
Therefore finding herself forced to seek guidances thought other person direction. "like her local priest"

When I read about how everything, "all the way to getting the police involved", was done threw her local priest?
Again leaving neglecting mom not knowing her child's safe surrounding or living environment.



Ya stupid bitch... you suck has a parent!!!

...So maybe ya might wanna look into a future job in adult entertainment?
ya got any pics maybe ya can show us lady?

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Rcourt, my daughter said a couple times that she didn't think you were too smart and I must agree. Like she said, she accessed her father's computer because he accidentally left it on and she didn't need to input his password like usual. His mistake, I'm sure you people make mistakes sometimes too. As for continuing to use his computer, that's just plain dumb, she was using her own computer to make all of her posts. She is allowed to use her computer to go to AOL, and some kids sites. That's the problem with you people. You took something that could be wonderful for doing research, playing games, learning, doing book reports, etc. and made it something that requires parental supervision. Again, shame on you. Now I understand that you people are putting porn on mobile phones and PSPs and such. So, now I guess you expect us parents to take away our kids PSPs and only let them play them when we're around.
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Rcourt, my daughter said a couple times that she didn't think you were too smart and I must agree. Like she said, she accessed her father's computer because he accidentally left it on and she didn't need to input his password like usual. His mistake, I'm sure you people make mistakes sometimes too. As for continuing to use his computer, that's just plain dumb, she was using her own computer to make all of her posts. She is allowed to use her computer to go to AOL, and some kids sites. That's the problem with you people. You took something that could be wonderful for doing research, playing games, learning, doing book reports, etc. and made it something that requires parental supervision. Again, shame on you. Now I understand that you people are putting porn on mobile phones and PSPs and such. So, now I guess you expect us parents to take away our kids PSPs and only let them play them when we're around.
Its your responsibility to raise her. Not ours.
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Rcourt, my daughter said a couple times that she didn't think you were too smart and I must agree. Like she said, she accessed her father's computer because he accidentally left it on and she didn't need to input his password like usual. His mistake, I'm sure you people make mistakes sometimes too. As for continuing to use his computer, that's just plain dumb, she was using her own computer to make all of her posts. She is allowed to use her computer to go to AOL, and some kids sites. That's the problem with you people. You took something that could be wonderful for doing research, playing games, learning, doing book reports, etc. and made it something that requires parental supervision. Again, shame on you. Now I understand that you people are putting porn on mobile phones and PSPs and such. So, now I guess you expect us parents to take away our kids PSPs and only let them play them when we're around.
fuck off prick, ya gave it away with ur Tandy/Commodore 64 comment You suck.
And I was having fun playing investigative attorney too man,
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Gave away what? The fact that she's old enough to have used those computers? You did notice the part where she said it was Jessica's mother talking now and not Jessica, right?
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Gave away what? The fact that she's old enough to have used those computers? You did notice the part where she said it was Jessica's mother talking now and not Jessica, right?
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I'm waiting for Jessica's dog to start in on us next. Then maybe the goldfish, the postman, and maybe her 3rd grade teacher.
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I just flew in from the beautiful snowy northwest. This is funny as hell. I'm too tired to do it tonight, but tomorrow night sometime when I get a moment I'll break out "the gadget" and see who this is. It's probably bromaster...
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Well now, Mr. Puppy, why do you need to use a gadget to find out who this is when we already told you? I have no idea who bromaster is but I assure you it's not me, it sounds like he supports slavery. I will pray for you too and maybe some day you'll change your name to Heaven Puppy.

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'Jessica" I think there just might be a match made in heaven here with this 11 year old; If your watching this thread instead of the "Kids Choice Awards" you shouldn't be, but just to prove how smart 11 year olds are these days to the others....

A small private school in Millbrook, Ala., was struggling to keep its computer network together last year, an 11-year-old student stepped in as network manager.

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I just got back from church and felt the need to let everyone here know that I prayed for them today and consulted with Father Brian about the situation with my daughter, following the service. It seems that although she did find some disgusting pornographic images on her father's computer and did speak with Father Brian about it, that she misunderstood some of what he said. So, when my husband reads this, which since he's a member here I'm sure he will, he can stop worrying about the police showing up. Of course, he'll still be sleeping on the couch and praying with me several times a day until he can purge himself of this evil addiction.

Ms. Hale, my children did not watch that show. When they are allowed to watch TV, which isn't often, it's the Discovery Channel or something that will enrich their minds. I can see from my daughter's spelling that she needs to spend even less time watching TV and more time reading and practicing her spelling and punctuation.

Speaking of spelling and enriching minds, there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.

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...there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.
Finally, something we can agree on.
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I just got back from church and felt the need to let everyone here know that I prayed for them today and consulted with Father Brian about the situation with my daughter, following the service. It seems that although she did find some disgusting pornographic images on her father's computer and did speak with Father Brian about it, that she misunderstood some of what he said. So, when my husband reads this, which since he's a member here I'm sure he will, he can stop worrying about the police showing up. Of course, he'll still be sleeping on the couch and praying with me several times a day until he can purge himself of this evil addiction.

Ms. Hale, my children did not watch that show. When they are allowed to watch TV, which isn't often, it's the Discovery Channel or something that will enrich their minds. I can see from my daughter's spelling that she needs to spend even less time watching TV and more time reading and practicing her spelling and punctuation.

Speaking of spelling and enriching minds, there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.

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Look Lady..,
1) Dump the kid...
cuz you suck at being a parent.
2) Lose the porno junkie husband...
cuz apparently you suck in bed also.

Then bring your fake church attending ass down here, so we'll try to find something your decent at...
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This is surreal! Grown and supposedly intelligent people actually responding to this thread as if it was real! Man, you guys have been so owned by someone!
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I just got back from church and felt the need to let everyone here know that I prayed for them today and consulted with Father Brian about the situation with my daughter, following the service. It seems that although she did find some disgusting pornographic images on her father's computer and did speak with Father Brian about it, that she misunderstood some of what he said. So, when my husband reads this, which since he's a member here I'm sure he will, he can stop worrying about the police showing up. Of course, he'll still be sleeping on the couch and praying with me several times a day until he can purge himself of this evil addiction.

Ms. Hale, my children did not watch that show. When they are allowed to watch TV, which isn't often, it's the Discovery Channel or something that will enrich their minds. I can see from my daughter's spelling that she needs to spend even less time watching TV and more time reading and practicing her spelling and punctuation.

Speaking of spelling and enriching minds, there are a few people that have participated in this discussion that might want to consider working on that themselves.

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Oh the great DISCOVERY CHANNEL here is a look at what she would have been able to watch this week....

FutureWeaponsKill Zone
TV-PG
MythBustersShooting Fish in a Barrel
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St. Valentine's Day Massacre
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MythBustersExploding Pants
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Based on how you pick husband's and monitor your child I sure hope this is not your pastor in the headlines; Missing N.Y. pastor found at Ohio strip club

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23858783/

To stay fair and balanced your welcome to use resources here to help with your online sex addicted husband. http://www.pornafia.org/forumdisplay.php?f=22

Also, you can read about youth, porn and the web here and understand the information age and adult material since your daughter has already been exposed maybe you should focus on a practical approach to helping rather than being on your knees praying that someone up in the sky is going to save the day. Educate yourself and stop spending so much time in judgement.
http://www.pornafia.org/forumdisplay.php?f=20

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What do you mean how I picked my husband? Apparently my husband is someone you people know here. Are you saying that the men here aren't fit to be husbands? I guess you don't think much of pornographers either.
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What do you mean how I picked my husband? Apparently my husband is someone you people know here. Are you saying that the men here aren't fit to be husbands? I guess you don't think much of pornographers either.
No, just that you don't seem to have values that are consistent with your husband's. Wasn't Mary supposedly Jesus's prostitute? You just might be praying to the right person for help. I would much rather see a beautiful photograph by one of these pornographers than the images of dead naked women and children in a war zone on the Discovery Channel.
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how do you make money if you talk to kids all day? father brian says that idelness is the devils workshop.

Ok, now pay attention. I will tell you how to be a very rich person the rest of your life. It's another big term, which you will have to look up. But after you understand, you'll know why I "play with machines." Here's the term:

Proprietary interest.

Now, you look that up. But to answer your question, it allows me to sit here doing anything I want......and still make money. Every time a machine is sold, anywhere in the world, by anyone, at any time of the day, I get paid.
See, that's called "proprietary interest."
And that's why I'm really, really smart.

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You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

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Not that I believe that Ballarina is a real person, but -

Ballarina. Stay away from adult sites until you're at least 18 years old.

Bllariena's Mom: There's nothing wrong with adult content or the industry as a whole. It's a service that people enjoy and willing to pay for. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that it will go away.

Here's a simple solution. Why not install some adult-content filter software on your computer? Certainly this is a responsible thing for any Mom to do, is it not? There are plenty out there to choose from and some of them are even free.
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You might want to start paying attention here EJ, then maybe you wouldn't have to waste your time typing messages to someone that won't be reading them. As for me, I don't have any idea what you're talking about and what in the world do machines have to do with anything? But if you want to talk about money and machines, we have plenty of money thanks to my husbands chain of truck and tractor dealerships. He says we'd have even more money if I let him keep running his filth websites but I told him that unless he closes them immediately I will file for divorce and demand sole custody of Jessica. Father Brian suggested that since the websites make so much money that my husband should sell them but I won't allow it.

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Well, you are certainly a controlling, annoying, and heartless bitch, aren't you?
If your man had any balls, he'd slide you under one of those trucks and back up over you a few times.
Sounds like you ain't keeping your man happy, and he needs to look elsewhere for his sexual satisfaction.
Now, you're not having sex with Father Brian in the confessional are you?
Sure sounds suspicious to me. And you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.
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you might want to keep Jessica away from Father Brian. More than 500 of those religious nuts turned out to be pedophiles. And they're just the ones that got caught!
Next time you are in the church with Father Brian, look a round and see if he has unholy pictures laying around, or being used as bookmarks in his bible.
Nah, that would only be an issue IF Jessica was really name Jessie, cause the bulk of those "oh so righteous holy men" only really dug the alter boys, I'm sure Father Brian is part of that flock, otherwise he would have taken the needed time to truly console Jessica and her family and give them the help they so clearly need.

hallelujah for people like Jessica's mom however, we SOOOOOO need more people that lead their life with nothing but misguided blind faith in a false god that will keep her and her family safe just as long as they remember to pray to him for they're every little whim.

Bless you Jessica's Mom, IF that is indeed your real name

(Me thinks this thread might finally come to an end today given the date on the good old calender)

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Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

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Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

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Please post your address so TE can send you an invoice.
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Considering everyone keeps saying Jessica and I are fake I'm surprised at all the advice we're getting.

I talked to Father Brian last night and he thinks I can do some good here, and in our faith we realize we can't save everyone, but even if I can save only one of your souls from damnation, my time here will have been worth it.

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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

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I expect bono to jump out at some point singing "She moves in mysterious ways"
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I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.
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I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

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Well Gonzo, I'm sure advertisers don't get a free ride but I'm not advertising anything, I'm trying to help you and don't worry, I won't send you an invoice for my time either. God works in mysterious ways and even the most wicked men have changed their ways before.

I think I have a good chance with the pretty girl with the big head.

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*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind
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*cracks up*

Yeh, I am well on my way to redemption in the eyes of the Church that condemns me for my gender.


Oh, wait: there's that pesky original sin crap again. Nevermind
Im just wondering what your licking in that picture and can I walk over to your office to have see about having a personal demostration?
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Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?
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I LOVED THAT VIDEO...

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Thank you so much for sharing it!
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I've been wrestling with something for a few days now, since I found out that my husband is a member here and apparently has been making money from this horrible business without my knowledge, and that is whether or not to tell everyone who he is. He has humiliated me and my family so that I'm finding it hard to forgive him, even with God's help but perhaps if everyone knows who he is it will shame him into quitting this business and living a good and righteous life in servitude of our Lord, again.

Mom, not that I believe for a second that you're real, but maybe other nutjobs like you who read this can gain something out of it...

...Clearly your family has more immediate problems. Your daughter likes to communicate with Porn industry peeps, Your husband enjoys Pictures of other girls tits instead of your real-life tits to get off. The fact that you can't accept that these "problems" are probably more important (to you) and discuss them with your family and instead look to God for help tells me that you're a pretty weak head-case.
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Would it help if I told you that I was a celebrity of sorts?
Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
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Being on "Krispy Kreme's top 10 Most wanted" doesn't count as "Celebrity."

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.
Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?
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Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?

Now, now, GonZo, EJ.

No need to fight over me, boys. I'm already taken.
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Now, now, GonZo, EJ.

No need to fight over me, boys. I'm already taken.
Dont expect me to go out and get an Oreck teeshirt to try to win you over.
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