Hey Peaches....

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

I gots to get my fat ass to some dese shows man. meet some of the biz celebs


spaz

Yeah, we put one in easy driving range for ya, and you still wouldn't come out. We've decided you're a hermit.

[JoesHO]

I am thinking about doing the cybernet expo this year since it is in tampa, I like that town

[Ferd]

[softball]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

I am thinking about doing the cybernet expo this year since it is in tampa, I like that town

I gotta do one of these shows sometime.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Yeah, we put one in easy driving range for ya, and you still wouldn't come out. We've decided you're a hermit.

wouldn't??? nay nay nay... COULDNT... i aint independently wealthy here. I had to work and the ROI would have pissed off the boss

sounded like it was a blast though and I wish I could have gone

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

This crap just doesn't get any better

Ok, I've pretty mych stayed out of this but that's fucking funny!!!

[dantheman]

I know, better late than never, this shit is funny......hahahaha


WTH happen to the oprano I grew to love? oh well.......ya'll play nice ~


(hugs for peaches

[softball]

Originally Posted by dantheman

I know, better late than never, this shit is funny......hahahaha


WTH happen to the oprano I grew to love? oh well.......ya'll play nice ~


(hugs for peaches

I believe it sailed away on the Mayflower. You know, the ghost ship.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

I know, better late than never, this shit is funny......hahahaha


WTH happen to the oprano I grew to love? oh well.......ya'll play nice ~


(hugs for peaches

And just Who the Fuck are You? Some fucking newbie trying to make a name for hisself? Some wannabe surfmaster thins he can score free content from the real webmasters? Some cockholster or another I would guess.























Hey Danny Long time man

[softball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

And just Who the Fuck are You? Some fucking newbie trying to make a name for hisself? Some wannabe surfmaster thins he can score free content from the real webmasters? Some cockholster or another I would guess.























Hey Danny Long time man

Sar, you wanna explain to me what a surfmaster is? Apart from Serge Birbrair and his sycophants, I have never seen this term used before.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Sar, you wanna explain to me what a surfmaster is? Apart from Serge Birbrair and his sycophants, I have never seen this term used before.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=surfmaster

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=surfmastering

Some surfmasters are known to hang out at surfmastercentral.com

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Sar, you wanna explain to me what a surfmaster is? Apart from Serge Birbrair and his sycophants, I have never seen this term used before.

Surfmaster ...Did someone call me??? lol

[softball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=surfmaster

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=surfmastering

Some surfmasters are known to hang out at surfmastercentral.com

No help at all. Still the only place I have seen this. Anyone can pump up the urban dictionary. LOL. You gotta do better than that.
Personally I call bullshit on this.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

No help at all. Still the only place I have seen this. Anyone can pump up the urban dictionary. LOL. You gotta do better than that.
Personally I call bullshit on this.

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

[sweetpurple04]

too much drama in this thread ...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by sweetpurple04

too much drama in this thread ...

Were you born naturally annoying, or do you have to work at it?

[softball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

I guess what is coined at oprano, stays at oprano.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

Sarettah is correct to an extent Rhetorical, I'm sure if it was up for grabs when all this surfmaster talk arouse here on Oprano, someone would have snagged it by now, or probably attempted to only discovering it belongs to a DJ. So he thought of it first. But the term surfmaster was truly brought to light here at Oprano.

And as for urban dictionaries??? well...,

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I guess what is coined at oprano, stays at oprano.

Nah, some terms just take longer to become widely used then others.

It has only been a year (if that) since surfmaster was coined. That, in the world of wordology, is merely a blip.

It took "ain't" about 200 years to become widely accepted enough to show up in the dictionaries.

Surfmaster will become widely used enough to become accepted within all internet related jargon. I would predict that surfmaster will one day reach the pinnacles, perhaps even reaching the degree of popularity that "google" has reached.

In fact, I would not be surprised to see entire industries grow around the ever increasing surfmaster population in the world.

IT'S A REVOLUTION MON!

The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)

It will be a fucking goldrush, just wait and see. Here, we will have an entire generation of users who are websmart enough to see it coming and still gullible enough to bite. They will have noone to blame but themeselves and yet they will continue to whine on about how nasty so and so is and then, you bet ya, "whoops, I did it agan"... over and over and over and over again.

It will be a sweet day.

It will be heaven on earth.

It will be the second coming.

It will be the rapture.

It will be a SURFMASTER REVOLUTION


And I, for one, cannot wait

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Sarettah is correct to an extent Rhetorical, I'm sure if it was up for grabs when all this surfmaster talk arouse here on Oprano, someone would have snagged it by now, or probably attempted to only discovering it belongs to a DJ. So he thought of it first. But the term surfmaster was truly brought to light here at Oprano.

And as for urban dictionaries??? well...,

Surfmaster in the context of a "webmaster in it for the fun of it" was coined here. Yes, a dj has surfmaster.com but his use of the term is completely different than the Oprano use of the term. Surfmaster is also sometimes used within the actual surfer (meaning dem dat actually ride da waves mon) population to denote a master of surfing or a teacher of the art.

But, it's connotation in relationship to describing a portion of the internet population (introducing a priorto undefined level to the existing structure of webmasters <----> surfers and thus making a triadilly horizontal \aspected structure of webmaster <----> surfmaster <-----> surfer) was, is and will be an Oprano original.

[Rcourt64]

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down
I'm agreeing with you

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down

Another surfmaster trait to note.

Often times, when a surfmaster encounters an actual intelligent discussion, encounters an intelligent individual or stumbles upon a den of intellectualism they mistake it for drug usage.

There are currently several accepted methodologies of handling these surfmasters and their incessant interruptions.

1. This method is often used at the zoo, usually to no avail. Tell them to fuck off, challenge their postcount, sexuality, car, house, current living situation, income level, etc often in conjunction with each other.

2. Ignore them. Again often fruitless because they do not recognize that noone is reading or responding to them. They continue to hound like fleas on a sows belly until webmasters feel forced to resort to method number 1.

3. Appease them. Feed them some content. This keeps them quiet for quite a while. Usually one good piece of content can be good for hours of uninterrupted postings. Every several hours, give a new piece of content and you will never hear from the surfmaster again. (Please note, this also creates an economic hardship for the surfmaster as they need to constantly replace wet, sticky keyboards)

I go with method 3 most of the time

[dantheman]

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

Hit me in icq 2155399

[sarettah]

Addendum:

If you notice that your content does not keep the surfmaster busy, evaluate and ensure that you are using the proper niche specific content and post a different picture if necessary.

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Hit me in icq 2155399

if you still have me on your ICQ, WTH is my number? I dont have it installed on this box, was going to use icq2go, but I have no idea what my number is/was :/

you can email me at dannyh a t simplecom dot n e t

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

you can email me at dannyh a t simplecom dot n e t

At simplecom ??? ))) Loving that.

I don't have you in my list. I will hit you up in a bit via email though

[softball]

"The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)"

I guess I will have to wait for the 8 X 10 coloured photograhs with the circles and arrows to make up my mind on this most important discussion.

[Rcourt64]

[sarettah]

addendum:

Many surfmasters may be spotted by their tendency to center their posts thinking that this makes them a master of html. They lose sight of the fact that to most readers it usually looks like a blank post and is usually rapidly skipped over.


addendum 2: If after having posted content the surfmaster comes back in less than the anticipated time, again, reevaluate the content choice and try try again.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)"

I guess I will have to wait for the 8 X 10 coloured photograhs with the circles and arrows to make up my mind on this most important discussion.

Only the blind judge gets to see them.

[Rcourt64]

But, it's connotation in relationship to describing a portion of the internet population (introducing a priorto undefined level to the existing structure of webmasters <----> surfers and thus making a triadilly horizontal \aspected structure of webmaster <----> surfmaster <-----> surfer) was, is and will be an Oprano original.

Yes and on that note from my point I can see the relevance of balance though the type of portfolio attempted to be developed here.
Attempting to diminish the level of a surmaster through various methods of degrading sexual or personal habits forms of existing pornography.

Although in cases like yours, due to the abuse in years of taking advantage of a opportunity presented to them eternities ago, They feel they have earned some sort of higher level form of superiority in the existing atmosphere they feel belongs to them.

Mostly demonstrating actions like the ones seen above, they react in this form due to fear. Being fearful of losing they're imaginary position created in they're devolved closed minds of self delusive power.

You have to realize people of this form live for only one purpose, and follow only one form of power and authority , I have seen much more hideous and ridiculing acts from this type of species for the ability to obtain this tool. $$$


Its a sad site to observe. "...But I still love ya, Sarettah "

[sarettah]

[Rcourt64]

There.., there.. ..now...


Get it ALL out now

[softball]

So by the Oprano definition, would Peaches be considered a surfmaster?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

There.., there.. ..now...

Get it ALL out now

Somebody needs to page JR.
This one was pretty damn funny.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

So by the Oprano definition, would Peaches be considered a surfmaster?

No. Peaches has (as far as I know) never done this biz fr the fun of it. She has always been collecting an income from her own sites no matter who else she was representing.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Somebody needs to page JR.
This one was pretty damn funny.

In a "I don't have a clue to what funny is" sort of way

[softball]

I hear grey is the new blonde.

[softball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

No. Peaches has (as far as I know) never done this biz fr the fun of it. She has always been collecting an income from her own sites no matter who else she was representing.

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

I have no idea.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

Thinking out of the box can be profitable.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

its how it started for me

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

That one will get you slapped silly...

One thing I know I will never see you post here now and that's your actual pic

[softball]

I thought this thread was about peaches. So she actually made a couple of dimes to rub together in this business did she?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Who here would ever do a site for fun? There are surfmasters here?

I enjoy what I do and try new things, which makes it fun, does that count?

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

I enjoy what I do and try new things, which makes it fun, does that count?

apparently not.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I thought this thread was about peaches. So she actually made a couple of dimes to rub together in this business did she?

You thought this thread was about peaches?? I thought this thread was buried & dead

[softball]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You thought this thread was about peaches?? I thought this thread was buried & dead

I detect a pulse. I guess the life support was not cut off.

[Hell Puppy]

We need a new classification...

Something that describes those who no longer derive significant income from adult industry, but continue to hang around.