#1 rule when grocery shopping....

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by JR

while we are on the subject.... i have a message for grocery stores


I dont have a discount card.... i did not ask for one... i am tired of this same fucking question every fucking time. you can track an entire inventory of a supermarket chain... why can't you remember my answer?

"You could have saved $0.42 on that purchase" - Really? and I could have knocked you out and pissed on your face in front of this large crowd. you have now been warned twice.

Paper or Plastic? are you serious? do me a favor... take the $1.32, give me my fucking bottle of juice and leave me alone. I did not come here to make a political statement... i came here under the mistaken impression that i could buy something quickly that i wanted and thought i could leave without being judged and going through a fucking inquisition.

and here is a suggestion.... instead of an "express lane" how about a "look motherfucker, i don't have the time or patience for all this shit lane" - in this lane, we will embrace the unique concept of not trying to bond and chit chat, while i buy tampax for my wife.

Ahhhh....would that it were only so!!!

I'd like to add another: don't fucking ignore me because I'm in a chair. Yack at my husband all you want, but don't fucking ignore me. It pisses me off and I've got the money, so if you expect this to be a completed transaction, manage to look down and say hello. (This one can be used by more people than you'd think.)

And on behalf of the elderly woman in line in front of me: don't call her "honey" and cutsie names just because her hair is white and she's leaning on a cane. Treat her with respect...like they do in countries that have a much better culture than this one.

I am the reason people should not own handguns.